I just picked up your dry cleaning in Elmdale
thanks for doing that
And I picked up two frosted cinnamon buns, a double chocolate brownie and a cherry clafoutis for you at the bakery on my way back to town.
ooh, the good one by the orchards and the gas station?
i love you
I love you more
nope. we’re not doing that
you know why
No, I don’t.
it’s not a competition Patrick
though i know how much you love to win
In this case, don’t we both win though?
i guess so
I have an important question
do you only love me because I’m bringing you baked goods?
i love you even more than i normally do because you’re bringing me baked goods
You said it wasn’t a competition, David!!!
never mind, i take it all back, every last word of it
I guess I’m going to really be enjoying this double chocolate brownie then
how dare you
or maybe Stevie would enjoy a treat…
I’ll just shoot her a text...
don’t you fucking dare
she’s already enough of a monster, this would only make things worse
Sometimes you can be a monster too 😉
this isn’t about me Patrick
Isn’t it though?
okay, well you’re a good monster
the best kind of monster
i’m scared to ask what kind that is
MY monster ❤️
i bet you think you’re funny
I do. And so does my husband, he occasionally laughs at my jokes. 🙂
enough with the emojis
i am yours
Well I’m glad we’re in agreement on that
now i really will be a monster if you don’t get home with something chocolatey soon
I’m just getting in the car now, I should be home in 10
i’m counting down the minutes
To see me, right?
well, you and the clafoutis
seriously though, thank you for doing all that for me
Of course. Anytime.
There are probably some limitations I should set on that, but almost anytime
I should probably start driving. My husband can get hangry sometimes.
Especially when I withhold brownies from the good bakery.
i love you.
I love you too.