Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Pat created group "The chat"
Julian: Why is it called "The chat"
Thomas: Yeah that's really boring
Fanny: It's nice and simple we aren't changing it anytime soon I imagine
Mary: Who the fuck names a group chat "The Chat"
Julian: Vote to change the name say I Thomas: I
Kitty: I A
Julian: Right we win
"Julian" changed the group name to "Wierdos"
Fanny: >:( I hate you guys
Robin: Can you help me with the physics homework plz
Alison: Anyone awake???
Thomas: Yes I am my sweet xx
Alison: Oh shit not u
Thomas: Why must you hurt me this way
Alison: Cus I don't like you Thomas
Thomas: That's uncool
Captain: Will you shut up!
Captain: Look I'm trying to sleep
Thomas: Then Y u awake bitch
Alison: Thomas shhh Thomas: No I will not be silenced I have rights
Fanny: Respect Thomas's rights
Robin: Yeah the right to be punched in the face
Thomas: Y so mean :'(
Captain: If that's all good night Thomas: Night :'(
Alison: Good night
Pat: Can anyone tell me why you were you awake at 0:34
Thomas: And you weren't
Pat: I actually care about myself
Thomas: urgh whatever
Julian: what's the square root of 81
Pat: Julian are you doing homework
Julian: Ye what's it got to do with you
Pat: Maybe you should not do it the morning it's due
Julian: I have 3 pieces not done due today
Pat: Holy shit 3
Fanny: can we not swear please
Thomas: No you fucking little shit bitch
Fanny: How dare you if my mother saw that
Julian: We really don't fucking care about your mum
Fanny: I want to uphold good behaviour Cap please help
Captain: What the hell do you want
Fanny: I dispare
Robin: You sound like an old shrew
Julian: She acts like an old shrew frail and dusty
"Robin" renamed "Fanny" to "Old shrew"
Kitty: Haha old shrew
Old shrew: Change it back
Mary: Make me an admin
"Robin" made "Mary" an admin
"Mary"changedthegroupnameto "The Republic of Chat"
Old shrew: Why did you make this heck Patrick?
Pat: I mean it was a study group originally but times change
Julian: And you added me ;)
Old shrew: Definitely a mistake
Pat: guys the bus is nearly here where are you???
Captain: I'm at the next stop
Julian: I'm "sick"
Pat: Julian we've talked about this
Julian: Does it matter I get to stay home all day
Pat: Bus is here
Captain:Everyone else was at the shops they're here tho Pat: nice :)
Alison: Anyway Julian does you skiving have anything to do with the test today
Julian: Ehhh no?
Robin: Yes it does
Julian: Don't expose me Robin u were supposed to be my secret keeper
Robin: changed my mind
Old shrew: Julian we all revised
Thomas: About that...
Old shrew: Really. Alison
Old shrew: Has anyone done anything
Pat: I made flashcards :)
Old shew: Finally a man of sense
Pat: Well I made them then lost them
Old shrew: Honestly!
Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Hi I'm not dead and I'm actually still writing this. It is not abandoned :)
Julian: Anyone up?
Mary: Yea :D
Alison: I think most of us are up
Pat: I really shouldn't be
Julian: What!? You should it's not even 1am yet
Alison: So y are u up then
Pat: There was a spider
Mary: Ew was it hairy
Mary: Be gone bitch leave Pats house and never return
Julian: Rightly said
Pat: Everything but the bitch part
Alison: Definitely the bitch part >:)
Old shew: My goodness I have much to complain about
Julian: Here she goes
Old shrew: Pat and Mary swearing I am disappointed and Julian waking me up this is unacceptable
Humphrey: Fanny just shut up
Mary: No one cares about you complaining
Old shrew: Captain would care if he was awake
Pat: I'm jealous of him getting some sleep
Captain: I'm not asleep I was watching war documentaries
Julian: And so what's new about Ww2 oh that's right nothing it was 70 years ago
Captain: Hey I actually have interests other than girls and kissing and whatever
Alison: That is Julian tho
Mary: Yep just girls and kissing
Julian: Hey I have other qualities
Humphrey: Yeah name one
Julian: Chess I'm good at that
Mary: Hes right tho I've seen him and Robin together they are really good
Pat: I think we should go to bed before anything bad happens
Alison: Yeah we should
Julian: I can't sleep :(
Mary: Julian's still awake something bads gonna happen
Robin: Yep I feel it
Alison: So true
Julian: Hey look just because I might have done one bad thing doesn't mean you can bully me
Mary: One bad thing
Humphrey: I can list ten straight away
Alison: Julian you hooked a bunsen burner to the lab tap and turned it on
Julian: What I was curious >:(
Humphrey: You also mixed pencil shaving into my waterbottle
Robin: He stole all the splints last year
Mary: Buy them you're rich enough
Julian: Actually yeah reviewing my statement I stand corrected
Alison: Good :)
Julian: I have never done anything wrong ever
Mary: Oh jesus
Captain: Does anyone what squid games is?????
Thomas: Oh please not that
Alison: Here Cap just watch
"Alison" uploaded a photo
Captain: Oh thx :)
Thomas: I'm on squid games tik tok and I can't leave
Julian: Ha ha I'm on the good side of tik tok
Mary: Tbh he's on staight tory tik tok
Captain: I don't have tik tok
Kitty: I'm on cottagecore tik tok
Alison: Awww cute :)
Thomas: I have the red light green light stuck in my head
Mary: Rip Thomas
Mary: I am so bored
Captain: Try entertain yourself
Mary: I have carrot trama
Alison: Carrot trama
Mary: I have a freaky nightmare about carrots and a burning man
Captain: Do you need therapy
Mary: Most definitely I also need help with my dyslexia :)
Captain: Good for u
Alison: Mike messaged me yesterday
Mary: What did he say Alison: He might be switching to our school
Alison: I said he might be his school are talking about it
Mary: Oh no Thomas has got started
Thomas: Alison after all I've done for you
Alison: What have you done for me?
Thomas: I bought a drink for you I've held countless doors
Captain: But that's just being polite
Alison: Caps right you're just being kind
Thomas: I can be more than kind ;)
Alison: Omg fuck off Thomas
Humphrey: Thomas why are you having this conversation with Alison in a group chat
Mary: And said group chat has Julian in it
Julian: Thomas if a rumor spreads about you it wasn't me
Thomas: Julian your worse than me
Julian: Really me? No
Alison: At least Julian can quit asking people out
Thomas: We can talk about this tomorrow x
Mary: Why would you add the kiss that was unnecessary
Alison: Thomas is unnecessary
Old shrew: Why
Mary: We don't know
Old shrew: This is terrible but I can't complain
Captain: Really it is
Alison: This time you have my full permission to complain about Thomas
Old shrew: Right now I'm just not in the mood
Captain: Why are you not in the mood
Old shrew: Nothing
Old shrew: It honestly doesn't matter
Julian: If you say so ;)
Old shrew: Urgh that is disgusting
You lucky people getting 2 episodes in a day
Fanny sighed, breathing slightly into her her hands. She was resting her head in her palms and gazing across the science lab. Fanny was rarely caught daydreaming however looking lovingly at George Button seemed to be an exception to this rule.
She found out that increasingly she was prone to looking across the classroom at George. George Button was friends with her parents and they we introduced to each other at a young age. Fanny had discovered that her life was very similar to one of those popular romance shows where the girl endlessly fawns over the man who rarely shows interest. She found that was often the case with George.
"George! George Button!? Really." Julian scoffed, picking up a ham and cheese sandwich. A boy with straw coloured hair gave out a small laugh. David was in the year above him, he was popular with lots of friends and that was probably due to his good looks. He nodded before continuing, "I see her staring at the guy all chemistry. It's kind of creepy to be honest. I'm surprised she's still top of the class, the amount she's been looking at him." Julian laughed. "Isn't he friends with Barclay?" He said between mouthfuls. David rolled his eyes. "Barclay's a bitch. I can't believe he even talks to us. Right Jules?" He stood up slightly and put his hands in his pockets. "To think Fanny, the uptight old shrew..." David tilted his head. "Old shrew?" He questioned. Julian snorted, he began to mess up his hair hiding his embarrassment. "Did you come up with that?" David smirked. Julian stayed quiet. "Huh interesting I might use that one." The low ringing of school bells stopped their conversation. "Shit, the bell don't want to be late." Julian gave him an awkward grin before waving and rushing off to English.
Captain: Is everyone online?
Alison: No Julians in detention
Pat: I'm going out I can talk in a bit :)
Kitty: I'm always on my phone
Captain: No bother it doesn't matter anyway
Julian: Detention finished early
Julian: I'm free bitch
Old shrew: Urgh...
Julian: Got something to say
Captain: Actually I do
Julian: Ooooo what?????
Alison: Don't tell Julian
Captain: Well I'm wanting to tell everyone this
Pat: Sorry mate I'm gonna have to go :(
Captain: I guess I can tell you later
Pat: Aw thanks
Thomas: Was Kitty in today
Mary: No don't think so why?
Thomas: I'm supposed to do a project with her
Pat: Cool what's it about
Thomas: Boring ass French
Julian: French is the worst
Thomas: Yeah it is
Old shrew: French is a magnificent language spoken all over the world
Thomas: I'll be taking that for my project
Old shrew: Plagiarism!
Thomas: Ehh don't care
Old shrew: You'll get in trouble
Julian: At worst detention but that's really not that bad
Thomas: It is to me
Captain: Right so the thing I was talking about yesterday
Thomas: Oh yes
Julian: Finally got a girlfriend????
Julian: Go on what then
Captain: Never mind
Old shrew: Good news Julian
Old shrew: You can't annoy me anymore
Julian: I think I can ;)
Old shrew: Julian stop that I have a boyfriend
Old shew: Yes. I do
Julian: Am I reading this right
Robin: Think so
Kitty: Congrats Fanny who is it??
Mary: Yeah tell us
Julian: Wait is it George!?
Old shrew: Yes it is
Alison: Good for you I guess
Captain: Hang on George Button???
Old shrew: Yes that's him
Captain: That's really cool
Julian sat upright in the car, adjusted his seat belt then fell back into a casual slouch. "Something the matter Julian." The driver asked. Julian shook his head. "Nothing just my friends. Will mum and dad be eating with me tonight?" Julian waited for a reply. He never saw his parents at meals anymore, they were always too busy for him. "No I'm sorry, Julian." He nodded slightly, bowing his head down to look at his phone. "Okay, guess their busy." He turned his phone on.
David: Hey Jules
Julian: Did you know Fanny's dating George
David: I was right!?
David: This is probably bullshit but I heard George is gay
Julian: Wait really???
David: Yeah apparently
Julian: Fanny should watch out for him then
David: How did you find out?
Julian: She messeged me
Julian: Hehe yeah
The autumn air sent a gust off wind into the art classrooms. Captain shivered slightly. "Gosh it's getting cold." He muttered. Havers, the boy next to him and his only friend in art class, nodded. "Maybe you should take in a coat. It's going to be cold tomorrow as well." William smiled glancing over at Captain fondly. He bowed his head hiding a slight blush, which he would blame on the chill if nessiserie. He didn't want to look up in fear of Havers asking questions.
"Right, class for today's piece we shall be studying the Fauvist period. Can anyone name any famous Fauvist artists." The teacher began. Captain sighed, the breath resting as a warm smile. It was ridiculous, how was he was such a coward, hiding his own face from what.
Robin had his head down on the desk. His floppy hair drooping across his maths book. "Robin." Mary whispered. She didn't know if he was actually sleeping so was being extra cautious. "Robin. Wake up. Miss'll kill you if she finds you asleep." She repated, louder this time. Mary rolled her eyes and began to shake him. "Wake...up...asshole." Robin batted her hands away. "I know you're awake." Mary grumbled. Robin opened his eyes. "I was trying to sleep." Robin groaned. Mary sniggered. "Pfft. Robin you actually need to pay attention." Robin agreed with a slight nod and continued his work.
Alison: Anyone want to come to the library with me
Kitty: Yessss where are you????
Alison: Outside form
Kitty: Ok nice :)
Captain: How's school been for everyone
Humphrey: Bad I had chemistry
Old shrew: Our teacher hates us
Humphrey: Well at least she moved you next to George I'm by myself
Old shrew: So sad
Julian: Was that an ettempt at sarcasm
Mary: I don't think Fanny is capable of that
Robin: I agree
Mary: My day was fine other than babysitting Robin
Pat: Was he asleep again
Robin: For like 5 minutes
Pat: You need to try a healthier sleep routine
Julian: None of us have a healthy sleep routine Pat
Mary: I agree but at least I don't sleep in the middle of maths!!!!
Captain: Is everyone here
Pat: Oh yeah the thing you want to tell us
Captain: Well I'm doing student counsel again
Julian: I'll vote for you
Robin: Only because you can't vote for yourself
Julian: That is not true
Mary: Yes it is
Captain set his phone down on his desk. Why was this so difficult for him. He pushed his chair back until it hit a small raised section of the floorboards where it promptly stopped. A faint buzz came from the desk. Captain jumped to see the message.
Pat: Hey Cap
Pat: You've been wanting to say something for a while
Captain: I have and I said it
Pat: Not to be rude but I don't think you're telling the truth but that's up to you if you want to tell me
Captain: I promise that's it I'm not hiding anything