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Homosexuality Leads to Murder

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"I love you, Starsky."

"I love you, too, Hutch."

"I mean, I really love you."

"Hey. I'm not one a those fucking murderous faggots."

Hutch pulled out his gun and shot Starsky.

And so we now know it's wrong to write Slash. I'm going to delete all my Slash stories because I've learned the evil of my ways.