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The ad in the paper simply read ‘Guard needed for high profile client’. Red didn’t think he stood a chance in hell, but he called the number anyway.

The voice on the other end that picked up said “Thank you for calling Dreemurr Labs. How may I direct your call?”

Dreemurr Labs? As in the Dreemurr Labs? The highly controversial Dreemurr Labs where they conducted top secret research that was supposed to alter the course of man and monsterkind? Was Red inquiring about becoming the guard dog to some kind of mad scientist?

“uh, i’m calling about the guard job?”