Chapter 1: What is wrong with you guys?(Spoiler:theu aren't from the same timelines)
Emma: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right(looking at Draken)
Mikey: Looking right because you left(looking at his siblings)
Chifuyu: Looking up cause you let me down(looking at Baji)
Takemichi: Looking down cause you fucked up(looking at Mikey)
Mitsuya: What is wrong with you guys?
Chapter 2: Yearbook
This happens in the universe where the girls transform Takemichi into a Girlboss and they hang out almost everyday
Takemichi: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Emma: 'Prettiest Smile'
Hina: 'Nicest Personality'
Yuzuha: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Senju: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Chapter 3: Baji will spice it up
Chifuyu: Good morning.
Takemichi: Good morning.
Draken: Good morning.
Mikey: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Baji: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Chapter 4: Black Dragons are always there for their leader
I needed one more person and I choose Akane so deal with it because she is a Black Dragon now
Shinichiro: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Takeomi: Several traffic violations.
Benkei: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Wakasa: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Akane: Also, that’s not our car.
Chapter 5: Dumb Stuff
Baji: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Chifuyu: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Takemichi: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kazutora: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Mitsuya: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Chapter 6: At this point Izana questions what is going on with Draken and Takemichi(we don't talk about Baji's case)
Izana: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Baji: That’s fair.
Draken: Not again.
Takemichi: Are you going to want this back?
Chapter 7: High School Musical is now a horror movie
Makoto: Favorite horror movie?
Yamagishi: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
Chapter 8: Trans Kazutora was curious
Headcanon that Kazutora is trans and has the strangest admit dumbest friends ever
Kazutora: Is having a penis fun?
Draken: It has its ups and downs.
Baji: Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Pah-chin: It’s a pain in the ass.
Mitsuya: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on
Chapter 9: Tenjiku in a nutshell(Kakucho didn't sign up to be the 'parent' one)
Shion: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Kakucho: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Shion: Three of us saw it,Kakucho. How do you explain that?
Kakucho: *points at Rindou* Sleep deprivation. *points at Izana* Paranoia. *points at Ran* Delusional personality disorder.
Chapter 10: What is wrong with you people 2(spoiler: Hina took them to therapy after this)
Hina: Anyone d-
Hina: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people …
Chapter 11: What Mikey can eat(spoiler: RIP Pah-chin's spare shoelaces)
Draken: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Mikey will and will not eat.
Takemichi: Grass? Yes!
Hakkai: Moss? Yes!!
Mitsuya: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Baji: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Chifuyu: Worms? Sometimes!
Angry: Rocks? Usually nah.
Smiley: Twigs? Usually!
Kazutora: Emma's cooking? Inconclusive!
Shinichiro: How did you… test this?
Peh-yan: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Emma: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Pah-chin: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Chapter 12: Shh, let Frank speak(Wakasa is friends with idiots)
Wakasa: Can I be frank with you guys?
Shinichiro: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Benkei: Can I still be Benkei?
Takeomi: Shh, let Frank speak.
Chapter 13: Yamagishi's IQ(no one knows where he did appear from)
Baji: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Angry: That you're a child.
Yamagishi: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
Chapter 14: Nacho Lucky Day
Izana: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Emma: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Shinichiro: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Mikey: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Chapter 15: You know those things will kill, right?
Takemichi: You know those things will kill you, right?
Kazutora, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Baji, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Mikey: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Chapter 16: How to be a disappointment
*Kazutora is cooking*
Mikey: Any chance that’s for me?
Kazutora: It’s for Mitsuya. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Baji: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Chapter 17: What game are we playing?
Hanma, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Baji, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Kazutora, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Chouji, trembling: What are we playing?
Chapter 18: Something is missing
Kazutora: I think we're missing something.
Chonbo: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Chapter 19: The question is: Who is correct?
Takemichi: Why are your tongues purple?
Mikey: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Draken: I had a red one.
Emma: You drank each other's slushies?
Chapter 20: Favoritism(this is canon and no one can convince me of the contrary)
Emma: Mikey isn’t answering their phone
Takemichi: I’ll call
Draken: Emma and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Chapter 21: This is why Mucho joined Tenjiku
Mikey: I just ended a four year relationship.
Takemichi: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Mikey: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Sanzu and Mucho fighting from across the room*
Chapter 22: Haitani & Kawata Siblings Playing Monopoly
Angry: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Rindou: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Angry: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SMILEY WITH ME
Ran, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Chapter 23: Takuya was right
Basically Takuya knew about the time traveling and told the other Mizo Mid Five but they didn't believe him until now
Yamagichi: I think Takuya was right.
Akkun: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Makoto: They wouldn't do that.
Takuya: You're right, Makoto. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Takuya: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Takuya Told You So' on the back*
Chapter 24: Poor Takemichi
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Draken: Wait, three?
Chifuyu: OH MY GOD TAKEMITCHY FELL OFF!!!
Chapter 25: Paying To See People
Kisaki: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Kokonoi: Plane tickets?
Ran: Concert tickets?
Kisaki, holding their broken frames: Glasses
Chapter 26: Morsecode
Kazutora: *Gently taps table*
Baji: *Taps back*
Pah-chin: What are they doing?
Mitsuya: Morse code.
Kazutora: *Aggressively taps table*
Baji: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Chapter 27: Well at least Mikey is finally doing it
Takemichi, banging on the door: Mikey! Open up!
Mikey: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Sanzu: No, they meant-
Takeomi: Let them finish.
Chapter 28: Chifuyu isn't an angel
Mitsuya: Dammit, Baji!
Baji: What?! It wasn’t me!
Mitsuya: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kazutora!
Kazutora: Not me either.
Mitsuya: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Chapter 29: Hakkai's came true
Taiju: Truth or dare?
Taiju: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Mitsuya: Hey Yuzuha
Yuzuha, blushing: Yeah?
Mitsuya: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Hakkai
Chapter 30: Chonbo is scared
Kazutora: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Baji: Not if they consent to it.
Hanma: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Chapter 31: Taiju really should have said no to Kokonoi(but he is weak to pretty boys)
Kokonoi: Listen, I can explain...
Inui: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Takemichi: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Taiju: You guys are getting paid?
Chapter 32: The Triplets & Kisaki(this is canon and no one can say otherwise)
Hakkai: Yo is Kisaki sleeping or dead?
Chifuyu: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Takemichi: Yeah, so did I.
Kisaki: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Chapter 33: There are four types of person in this group
Chifuyu: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Takemichi: I don’t know how to do that.
Hanma: I don’t wear a watch.
Kisaki: Time is a construct.
Chapter 34: Wake Me Up by Mikey
Mikey: Wake me up…
Original Timeline Mikey: Before you go go!
Manila Mikey: When September ends…
Bonten Mikey: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Chapter 35: Kazutora ignores Hanma
Hanma: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Baji: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Chonbo: I got distracted about halfway through.
Kazutora: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Chapter 36: Mikey time-travel and is salty
Mikey: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Takemichi: Is it me, Mikey-kun?
Mikey: No, it’s not you.
Chifuyu: Is it me, Mikey?
Mikey: It’s not you either.
Baji: Is it me, Mikey?
Mikey, mockingly: Is IT mE, Mikey?
Chapter 37: How to breakdown philosophically(on your birthday)
Takemichi: There is no future. there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Everyone Else At Takemichi's Surprise Birthday Party:
Takuya: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Chapter 38: Four idiots
Mikey, Baji, and Kazutora are sitting on a bench
Pah-chin: Why do you guys look so sad?
Baji: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Pah-chin sits down*
Kazutora: The bench is freshly painted.
Chapter 39: The blood fountain
If Takemichi was in the fifth division<3
Mucho: Have you seen a person named 'Sanzu' around here?
Random Gang: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Takemichi: It looks fine to me?
Random Gang: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
Chapter 40: I understand you, Takemichi
Draken: Why is Takemitchy so sad?
Hina: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Hina: They got Kisaki.
Chapter 41: A little better than you, actually
*Draken's helping Mikey out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Takemichi: How does Mikey look?
Chifuyu: A little better than you, actually.
Chapter 42: Shinichiro discovers a new language
Mikey: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Izana: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Emma?
Emma: Probably “road work ahead”.
Shinichiro: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Chapter 43: BajiKazu Dynamics
Hanma: Why are Kazutora and Baji sitting with their backs to each other?
Chome: They had a fight.
Hanma: Then why are they holding hands?
Chome: They get sad when they fight.
Chapter 44: Three Different Answers But None The Ones Koko Needs(he also needs to remember that Mikey still needs a therapist)
Kokonoi: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Mikey: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Haitani Twins: We personally were created in a lab.
Sanzu: I just straight up spawned lol.
Chapter 45: Two Types Of Best Friends
Mikey: Kenchin, I'm sad.
Draken: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Baji: Tora, I'm sad.
Kazutora, nodding: mood.
Chapter 46: Toman's Recruitment In A Nutshell
Draken, about Takemichi: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Mitsuya*sighing*: Are we stealing them?
Baji: New or used?
Mikey: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Chapter 47: Yamagishi Is Their Google
Makoto: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Yamagishi: How am I supposed to know?
Akkun: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Yamagishi: You wouldn't be trapped.
Chapter 48: Shinichiro is so done with them
Izana: Hey Shinichiro,
Emma: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Shinichiro: Where’s Mikey?
Chapter 49: At least you tried, Mikey
Takemichi: Mikey-kun, can I talk to you for a second?
Mikey: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Hina are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Takemichi: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Chapter 50: IDK, LY, TTYL(or how to unintentionally get a confession)
Rindou: Angry, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Angry: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Rindou: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ran.
Chapter 51: Inui has had enough, Koko(or Inui choses 63 cents over a rich man)
Taiju: If you had to choose between Kokonoi and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Inui: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Taiju: 63 cents.
Inui: I'll take the money.
Chapter 52: Drunk Mikey(with a little of MiTake)
Mikey: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Draken: You were flirting with Takemitchy.
Mikey: So what? He is my boyfriend.
Draken: You asked them if they were single.
Draken: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
Chapter 53: Kazutora had enough of Baji's lies
Baji: Chifuyu and I don’t use pet names.
Kazutora: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Chifuyu: Yes, dear?
Kazutora: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Chapter 54: Shotgun
*The group is getting into the car*
Emma: I’m driving.
Hina, out of view: Shotgun!
Yuzuha, turning to face Hina: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Hina: WOAH-
Hina, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
Chapter 55: Takemichi still asks how it happened so he can't help you, Emma
That one AU were everything the same except Takemichi is dating Draken and Emma is trying to make Hina fall in love with her(Spoiler: Draken used Mikey's tatic to have a boyfriend meaning he just saw Takemihi and told him 'You're my boyfriend now' and they are happily together)
Emma: Hey, Mitchy? Can I get some dating advice?
Takemichi: Just because I’m with Draken doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Chapter 56: Mikey's in charge(but not)
Shinichiro: While I’m gone, Mikey, you’re in charge.
Shinichiro, whispering: Emma, you’re secretly in charge.
Chapter 57: When you are kidnapped by you boyfriend but don't recognise him
This is the first time Angry saw Rindou with the Bonten hairstyle
Angry, texting Smiley: Brother! Help I’m being kidnapped
Smiley: Where are you?
Angry: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Smiley: I’ll call Rindou.
Rindou, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Smiley: Where’s Souya? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Rindou: Souya? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Rindou: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Rindou: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Angry: WHO ARE YOU?!
Chapter 58: And that is how they got rich
Emma: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Mikey: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Draken: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Mikey: Good thinking.
Chapter 59: Naoto is so done with Hina and her boyfriend
Basically all the gangs try every week to kidnap this couple(they want only Takemichi but they soon learnt they are a package deal so they need to take both)
Naoto, driving Takemichi and Hina: So how was your day?
Takemichi: We almost got surprise adopted!
Hina: We almost got kidnapped.
Naoto: Oh, okay.
Naoto: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Chapter 60: Meeting the Twin Dragons for the first time
Random Gang Member: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Draken: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Mitsuya isn’t
Chapter 61: This was the reason why Taiju truly left
Yuzuha: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Hakkai: The car takes a screenshot.
Taiju: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Chapter 62: BajiFuyuKazu Dynamics
Baji: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Chifuyu: You’re a hazard to society
Kazutora: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Chapter 63: Kakucho wants a raise(also Ran WTF?)
Rindou: Ran and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Kakucho: *Sighing* What did Ran do?
Rindou: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Ran: Who wants a steering wheel?
Chapter 64: Izana still isn't used to the Sano Family
Let's be real at the end of the day the snake will be called Takemitchy Shinichiro William Snakespeare
Mikey, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Izana: You did WHAT–
Emma: William Snakespeare
Chapter 65: He is a knife until Takemichi arrives
Senju: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Sanzu: I'm a knife.
Takemichi, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Chapter 66: They're definitely lost
Takemichi: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Mikey: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Draken: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Chapter 67: Someday Takemichi will kill Mikey(probably, who knows)
Hina: What time is it?
Mikey: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Mikey: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Takemichi: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Mikey: It’s 2 am
Chapter 68: Poor Kazutora(also I can see Mikey saying this)
Mikey: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Kazutora: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die
Chapter 69: I'm depressed but I was stabbed too
Hanma: Why are you on the floor?
Kazutora: I'm depressed.
Kazutora: Also I was stabbed, can you get Baji, please.
Chapter 70: Kakucho is going to give the Haitani siblings to adoption
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Kakucho please come to the front desk?
Kakuchi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Ran and Rindou
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Ran and Rindou, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Kakucho: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Chapter 71: Poor Makoto(plus sassy childhood friends)
Makoto: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Takemichi: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Takuya: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Chapter 72: This is their friendship in a nutshell(and I love it)
Kazutora: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Baji: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Emma: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Chapter 73: What really happened after Takemichi saved Draken(or after they met Takemichi or whenever you want really)
Draken: Mikey and I are having a baby.
Takemichi: That's gre-
Draken, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Chapter 74: Hanma's time to shine
Kazutora: We need a distraction.
Baji: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Hanma, whispering: My time has come
Chapter 75: The Akashi Siblings once upon a time
Takeomi: I told Sanzu their ears flush when they lie.
Takeomi: Hey Sanzu! Do you love us?
Sanzu, covering their ears: No.
Chapter 76: If Takemichi had saved Baji
Takemichi: You have to apologize to Chifuyu
Baji: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Chapter 77: He trusts him but let's not go that far
Draken: I trust Takemitchy.
Mitsuya: You think they know what they're doing?
Draken: I wouldn't go that far.
Chapter 78: Kakucho finally got his raise(unwillingly from Kokonoi's part but he did)
Kakucho: We need to get through this locked door. Kokonoi, give me your credit card.
Kakucho, pocketing it: Thanks. Rindou, kick down the door.
Chapter 79: How FuyuTake revealed Kisaki was a traitor
Kisaki: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Takemichi: Excuse me?
Kisaki: No wait-
Chapter 80: Takemichi is so done with Draken(poor Emma)
Takemichi, whispering to Draken, who’s on the phone with Emma: Ask them something!
Draken: How are you feeling?
Takemichi: Something personal!
Draken: At what age did you first get your period?
Chapter 81: At this point I don't know if Izana wants to kill Hanama or Kisaki(maybe both)
Hanma: They stole from me first!
Hanma: Stole my heart...
Izana: It is still illegal to commit murder.
Chapter 82: If Manila Mikey timeline had continued after Takemichi's death
Izana: What did you do with Takemitchy's body?
Kisaki: What didn’t I do with the body?
Kisaki: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Chapter 83: What really happened that night
Shinichiro just gave up and decided to go live in the Philippines forever
Kazutora: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Shinichiro: Wasn't Baji with you?
Baji: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Chapter 84: If Izana lived with them this would have happened someday
Mikey: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Emma: Izana no.
Emma: Please stop encouraging him.
Chapter 85: Why, just why?
Akkun: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Yamagishi: The cow???
Takemichi: Kazushi, W H Y?
Chapter 86: Kazutora loves to stop them from flirting(because he had enough of that and neither have the courage to confess)
Baji: How's the sexiest person here~?
Chifuyu: I don't know, how are they~?
Baji, flustered: I-
Kazutora, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Chapter 87: Actually Inui is more salty but this works too
*The Inuis and Kokonoi are having dinner together*
Akane: Seishu, can you pass the salt?
Inui: *Throws Kokonoi across the table*
Chapter 88: Time and effort he said(but we know he would have tried to save both)
Baji: If Chifuyu and I were drowning, who would you save?
Kazutora: You two can’t swim?
Chifuyu: It’s a hypothetical question, Tora! who would you save?
Kazutora: My time and effort
Chapter 89: In the end everyone in Valhalla got a knife
Hanma: WHY. why did you give Kazutora a KNIFE?!
Baji: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Hanna: Now I feel unsafe!
Baji: I’m sorry.
Baji: ... would you like a knife?
Chapter 90: Takemichi is not happy with Makoto and Yamagishu
Takemichi: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Yamagishi: Okay, but in my defense, Makoto bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Takemichi: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Chapter 91: Mikey's arch enemies
Mikey: Kazutora, my old arch enemy.
Hanma: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Mikey: I have a life outside of you, Hanma.
Chapter 92: When you are trying to ask your crush out but your brother wants you to already get married
Angry, trying to ask Rindou out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Smiley: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Chapter 93: He did warn Ran
Sanzu: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Ran: Just rip the bandage off.
Sanzu: It’s Rindou.
Ran: Put the bandage back on.
Chapter 94: And then Kokonoi asks why Inui is so salty
Ran, negotiating with Inui: We have Kokonoi. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Kokonoi: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Kokonoi: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Ran: KOKO STOP
Chapter 95: Baji has his own way of making a distraction
Mitsuya: What do you think Baji will do for a distraction?
Kazutora: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Kazutora: ... or they could do that.
Chapter 96: Well Yuzuha did warn you not to do it
*Hina and Emma sitting in jail together*
Emma: So who should we call?
Hina: I’d call Yuzuha, but I feel safer in jail
Chapter 97: Sanzu what are you doing?(Also no one in the Akashi family can cook)
Senju: HELP! I TOLD TAKEOMI I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Sanzu, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Chapter 98: Shinichiro is a worried brother(but telling the truth Mikey will be the one to punch or kick someone)
Shinichiro: Izana, keep an eye on Mikey today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Izana: Sure, I’d love to see Mikey get punched.
Shinichiro: Try again.
Izana, sighing: I will stop Mikey from getting punched.
Chapter 99: Wakasa needs new friends(and he isn't even mentioned)
Shinichiro: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Benkei: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Shinichiro: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Chapter 100: Not that dumb, Pah-chin!
For those curious Hanayome is Pah-chin's future wife if I'm not wrong
Hanayome: I know you snuck out last night with Ryohei, Haruki.
Peh-yan: Play dumb!
Pah-chin: Who's Haruki?
Peh-yan: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Chapter 101: How to hide you are abused or neglected by Hanemiya Kazutora
Baji: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Kazutora: You people already know too much about me.
Chifuyu: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Chapter 102: Height of stupidity(because he can't even write his friend's name right)
Takemichi: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Mitsuya: *turning to Baji* How tall are you?
Chapter 103: Tenjiku trying to describe Izana(and Hanma isn't completely wrong)
Rindou: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Shion: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Chapter 104: I'm Kazutora if someone tried that<3
Kazutora: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Baji: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Kazutora: Absolutely not.
Chapter 105: Emma is starting to ask why she got married to him
Married life of Emma and Draken
Emma, talking to Draken on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Draken: You bet!
Emma: At what temperature?
Emma: That's the clock.
Chapter 106: Pretty petty as you can see
Inui: How petty can you get?
Kokonoi: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Chapter 107: Ran isn't a quitter(or actually he is a black hole when it comes to food)
Smiley: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Ran: What's that?
Smiley: You've never had leftovers???
Ran: No, because I'm not a quitter.
Chapter 108: I don't even know if I should call him a genius or an idiot
Shinichiro: Omi! My face is on fire!
Takeomi: Shinichiro! Are you ok?!
Shinichiro: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Takeomi: But your face is on fire.
Shinichiro: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Chapter 109: Sanzu is a reverse necromancer
Sanzu: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Takemichi: Isn't that just killing people?
Sanzu: Ah, technically.
Chapter 110: Rindou really wants to see Angry beg
Rindou: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Angry: I beg to differ
Rindou: Then Beg
Chapter 111: Nobody died(this time)
Kazutora: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Baji: What did you do?
Kazutora: Nobody died.
Baji: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Chapter 112: Wakasa is ready to give up(but really what type of question is that, Shinichiro?)
Shinichiro: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Wakasa: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Chapter 113: Akkun needs to remember that Takuya and Takemichi are childhood friends
Akkun: Welcome, fellow idiots
Takuya: Hello, Atsushi
Akkun: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Takuya: You underestimate me
Chapter 114: At one of the future timelines
Kazutora: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Chifuyu: Twelve, actually.
Kazutora: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Kazutora: That's right: no one's.
Chapter 115: For the monsterfuckers
Shinichiro: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
Mikey: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Shinichiro: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
Chapter 116: I don't know who will give up first
Baji: A theif.
Chifuyu: I before E, except after C.
Chapter 117: Siblings relationship
Mikey: I was arrested for being too cool.
Emma: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Chapter 118: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Senju: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Takeomi: Senju, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Senju: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Chapter 119: Takemichi after time travelling too many times to keep everyone alive
Takemichi: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Chifuyu: How can you still say that?
Takemichi: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Chapter 120: They still had to call Takeomi to free them
Senju: This is such a bad idea.
Sanzu: Then why are you coming along?
Senju: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Chapter 121: Shinichiro after being rejected again(still don't know why the girls reject him)
Takeomi: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Shinichiro: It’s not a joke.
Shinichiro: I’m a legit snack.
Chapter 122: I love you, Hanma, but why vinegar?
Kazutora: Hey Hanma can I get a sip of your water?
Hanma: It's not water.
Kazutora: Vodka, I like your style!
Hanma: It's vinegar.
Hanma: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Chapter 123: Next he will be using santoryuu style
Mucho: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Sanzu: That's why I carry two swords.
Chapter 124: I'm curious and afraid of what he used before to wash the dishes(also SanTake dynamics)
Takemichi: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Sanzu: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Takemichi: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Chapter 125: Their friendship is adorable
Takemichi: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Senju: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Chapter 126: It's my love for you he said (also don't question my ships since I already do it myself)
Taiju: Is something burning?
Ran: Just my love for you.
Taiju: Ran, the toaster is on fire.
Chapter 127: Don't question(actually do because I'm curious why Ran has them and Sanzu needs them)
Sanzu: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Ran: Only if you also don't ask why
Ran: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Sanzu: This one is fine
Chapter 128: I'm pretty sure this is canon and for a lot of characters too
Draken: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Kazutora: Thank you
Draken: I didn't say that was a good thing
Kazutora: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Chapter 129: They are bestfriends and that's all you need to know
Kazutora: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Kazutora: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
Chapter 130: At least he didn't eat a lantern
Takuya: It’s dark in here
Yamagishi: Don’t worry dude I got this
Yamagishi: *Stomps their feet*
Yamagishi: *Skechers light up*
Chapter 131: Really, Mikey?
Takemichi: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Mikey: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
Chapter 132: A fantasy AU were Hanma still didn't get his boy
Hanma: Kisaki, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Kisaki: Well of course I have.
Kisaki: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Kisaki: It's boring.
Chapter 133: The triplets morning
Do you know the triplets(Hakkai, Chifuyu & Takemichi) series? Well this happens a lot there, probably
Hakkai: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Chifuyu: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Hakkai: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Chapter 134: Modern AU means a new hobby for Kazutora(I feel a bit bad for Shinichiro but yeah)
Kazutora: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Shinichiro: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Chapter 135: He needs thirty seconds
Kazutora: I can explain.
Cop: Can you?
Kazutora: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Chapter 136: No thanks
Kisaki: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Takemichi: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
Chapter 137: If Smiley ever woke up as donut...(I would probably do the same)
Smiley: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Ran: You would eat yourself?
Smiley: I wouldn’t even question it.
Chapter 138: Would not recomend(and I agree 100% with this)
Hina, tending to Takemichi's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Takemichi: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Chapter 139: I think he prefers dark humor
Baji: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Sanzu: I do have a sense of humor you know
Baji: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Sanzu: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Chapter 140: Imaushi 'I'm adopting all this kids who need a somewhat responsible adult' Wakasa
Takeomi: How many kids do you have?
Wakasa: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Chapter 141: My question is: Who did Takuya want to kill?
Takuya: I prevented a murder today.
Takemichi: Really? How’d you do that?
Takuya: self control.
Chapter 142: This is the reason why Baji died
Chifuyu: Please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor.
Baji: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Chapter 143: The Osanai incident in resume
Pah-chin: Am I going too far?
Peh-yan: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Chapter 144: Sorry Kakucho but that was one of your idiots
Kakucho, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Izana: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Chapter 145: There is still time for a redemption arc! Or this talk happened between the first and second year of Kazutora in the juvie
Kazutora: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Kazutora: i became more evil if you’re curious
Baji: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Kazutora: i’m going to get worse on purpose
Chapter 146: Three words(also don't question the ship again my mind likes to go wild when it comes to ships)
Sanzu: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Hakkai: Three words.
Chapter 147: This is how their friendship came to be
Takuya: Here's some advice
Takemichi: I didn't ask for any
Takuya: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
Chapter 148: I'm pretty sure Emma is starting to question her taste in men
Draken: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Emma: What's that?
Draken: Remorse code.
Emma: I'm even more angrier now.
Chapter 149: That timeline where Kisaki killed Chifuyu(I can't even imagine how Kazutora must be feeling right now)
Chifuyu: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Takemichi: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Chifuyu: Death is a social construct.
Chapter 150: Creativeness at his maximum for sure
Shinichiro, going over Izana's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Shinichiro: Okay... may I know what you create?
Chapter 151: That point in time you question yourself why you choose Mikey as the commander of the gang
Mikey, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Mitsuya: But – that’s just a trash can.
Mikey: It sure is!
Chapter 152: Kisaki that isn't how it works
Kisaki: Hanma and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Kisaki: Don't interrupt me.
Chapter 153: Hina trying to be a good girlfriend
Hina: Okay, truth or dare?
Hina: How many hours have you slept this week?
Hina: Go to bed.
Takemichi: I don’t like this game.
Chapter 154: How to show you are uncooperative by Hanemiya Kazutora
Therapist: What is your biggest weakness?
Kazutora: I can be uncooperative.
Therapist: Okay, can you give me an example?
Chapter 155: This is why Hina turned off your marriage proposal, Kisaki
Kisaki: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Hina: You need to stop.
Chapter 156: Sounds festive(I agree with Wakasa but sadly I can't sleep even for 12 hours straight)
Wakasa: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Benkei: Wakasa, that's a coma.
Wakasa: Sounds festive.
Chapter 157: It is a difficult choice so I understand why he will decide in the way
Rindou: Where are you going?
Ran: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Chapter 158: Baji made a mistake
Baji: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Mitsuya: What did you do op?
Baji: A MISTAKE
Chapter 159: That one friendship were Takemichi isn't the one with the bad ideas
Emma: Oh no, 'Emma' in b-flat.
Emma: You're disappointed.
Chapter 160: Too specific(Baji can't lie)
Baji: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Takemichi: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Chapter 161: Draken set the bar too low
Mikey: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Draken: Really? Name one law
Mikey: Don't kill people?
Draken: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
Chapter 162: His record is four but he will do anything for you
Kisaki: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Hanma: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Chapter 163: Pah-chin can be a little slow sometimes
Pah-chin: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Mitsuya: It means I was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Pah-chin: but what’s the first worst thing?
Mitsuya: Pah-chin, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Chapter 164: That is really encouraging, Chifuyu
*Chifuyu and Hakkai are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Chifuyu: I think Takemitchy did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Hakkai, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Chapter 165: Koko's black belt
Kokonoi: I actually have a black belt.
Takeomi: In what, karate?
Kokonoi: No, from Gucci.
Chapter 166: Taiju is really questioning his life choices(and how much an apartment for him would cost)
Taiju: Yuzuha... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Yuzuha: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Taiju: I wrote sanitize, Yuzuha.
Chapter 167: There is something that shouldn't make sense here but I can't ut my finger on it
Smiley: Someone will die.
Angry: Of fun!
Chapter 168: I need someone to write about this two friendship(and yes we are better not questioning whose body and the why)
Kazutora: This is bothering me.
Emma: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Kazutora: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Chapter 169: Me too, Sanzu, me too
Sanzu: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Rindou, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Chapter 170: Just what Kazutora has every second of his life(because therapy doesn't exist in this world)
Kazutora: So what’s for dinner?
Chifuyu, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
Chapter 171: There are two types of people at the lake(and I would probably be both)
*Mikey and Emma skipping stones on lake*
Emma: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Mikey, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Chapter 172: Kazutora is so done with Baji
Baji, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Kazutora: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Kazutora: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET , HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Baji, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Kazutora: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED ?!
Kazutora: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Baji, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
Chapter 173: I don't think you want him to answer you, Baji, because I think you would be there for a long time
Kazutora: *Accidentally hits Baji in the face*
Kazutora: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Kazutora: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Baji: What’s wrong with you?!
Chapter 174: I don't whose idea it was but I wanna beat them up after hugging Kazutora
Draken: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Kazutora's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out…
Chapter 175: Threatening way to to cheer up someone by Matsuno Chifuyu
Chifuyu: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Takemichi: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Chapter 176: Baji is a softie but Kazutora please go to therapy
Kazutora: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Baji: You and me!!!
Kazutora, tearing up: Okay.
Chapter 177: When Senju tried to be romantic(but like Michi why at that hour?)
Senju: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Takemichi: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Senju: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Chapter 178: Takemichi was third wheeling all this time at Bloody Halloween( or Baji has some strange ideas of what flirting is)
Baji: So are we flirting right now?
Kazutora: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Baji: That doesn’t answer my question
Chapter 179: B Positive
Mikey: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Emma: Anything, honestly, but Draken especially
Mikey, desperately, as Emma bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Emma: Oh! B positive.
Mikey: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chapter 180: Sanzu will eliminate all cancers(I don't knowing I'm already dead or going to die since I'm a gemini)
Random Person: So what do you do?
Sanzu: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Random Person: Wow, impressive.
Sanzu: Then I'll move on to Leos.
Chapter 181: That moment you know your brother did or will do something he shouldn't
Izana: You love me, right, Emma?
Emma: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Chapter 182: This happened at least once in their life(also Kazutora may need one or more hugs)
Chifuyu: Go to Hell
Kazutora, tearing up: I wish I could
Chapter 183: That one where Takemichi is everyone's boyfriend and forgot about a date he had with Hina and Emma
Takemichi: Am I in trouble?
Hina: Take a guess.
Emma: Take another guess.
Chapter 184: He isn't wrong but that wasn't what Emma meant either
Emma: We've got to work on your cursing.
Baji: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
Chapter 185: Draken has been doing this for years
Draken, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Mikey: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Draken, with the tone of someone who is used to Mikey: Outstanding.
Draken: This is what I’m talking about people.
Chapter 186: I'm Chifuyu! Anyone want to join us?
Hina: What are your goals?
Chifuyu: To pet all the cats.
Hina: No, fitness goals.
Chifuyu: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats.
Chapter 187: Tell me this wouldn't happen if they had been friends
Emma, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Inui, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Chapter 188: Wakasa is really question his life decisions everytime he talks to hsi friends
Takeomi: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Wakasa: Go the fuck to sleep
Takeomi: What gif I don't want to?
Wakasa: Fuck You
Chapter 189: Good thing it was only on monopoly(but is it wasn't I would be curious on the why he ended there)
Takemichi: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Mucho: Oh, you’ve been?
Takemichi: Once. In Monopoly.
Chapter 190: Hanma finally got what he wanted!
Kisaki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Hanma: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Kisaki: No! Four to five seconds!
Hanma: Too late!!!
Chapter 191: Kazutora likes to be truthful when it comes to what he is hiding in his sleeves
Kazutora: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Chome: I think you mean cards.
Kazutora, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Chapter 192: Somehow I imagine this happening at least once in the Salvation' universe
Salvation is a TokyoRev's fanfic so if you wanna read it you can but it isn't really important for this since it could have happened in any fanfic or even in the manga
Emma, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Takemitchy.
Takemichi: How did you do that without turning around?
Emma: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Chapter 193: It is really gonna be a mess and Mikey will be proud of it
Draken: This is a mistake
Mikey, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Draken: But not today
Mikey, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Chapter 194: Baji is fast at math not correct
Baji: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Chifuyu: Alright, what's 30x17?
Chifuyu: That's not even close.
Baji: But it was fast.
Chapter 195: Takemichi thought it couldn't be worse until the Bonten timeline
Takemichi, trying to cheer Manila Mikey up: Things could be worse, you know!
Manila Mikey: How?
Takemichi: How what?
Manila Mikey: How could they be worse?
Takemichi: They couldn’t, I lied.
Chapter 196: This is during the Bonten timeline
Takemichi: Okay, help me please!
Naoto: Got two words for you.
Takemichi: I bet they won't be helpful.
Naoto: Your problem.
Takemichi: I was right
Chapter 197: I would do the same as Wakasa
Shinichiro: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Wakasa: If anyone, and I mean anyone , wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Chapter 198: Kill them just a little(is that even possible?)
Takemichi: How do I deal with my enemies?
Baji: Kill them
Takemichi: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Baji: Kill them only a little?
Chapter 199: Once upon a time when they were younger and friends
Hina: Can you keep a secret?
Kisaki: Do you know anything about my life?
Hina: No I do not. Good point.
Chapter 200: Did I already said that Mikey is salty about what Baji's betreyal? If not he is
Baji: Top 30 reasons why Baji is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Mikey: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
Chapter 201: That one timeline were Mikey killed Kazutora and he met Baji in heaven
Baji: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Kazutora: Stop romanticizing the past.
Chapter 202: When someone insults your favourite boy
Takemichi: Violence isn't the answer.
Emma: You’re right.
Takemichi: *sighs in relief*
Emma: Violence is the question.
Emma, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Takemichi, running after them: NO-
Chapter 203: My question is why he decided to try and eat it
Pah-chin: Change is inedible.
Peh-yan: Don't you mean inevitable?
Pah-chin, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Chapter 204: Somehow I can see this happening in the manga
Yamagishi: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Takuya: You're like 15 years old
Yamagishi: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
Chapter 205: In another life they would be friends and Hina would forever ask how delinquents mind's work and never get the answer
Senju: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Hina: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Senju: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Chapter 206: He may as well be Mikey's dad at this point so I can see this happening
Draken: God, give me patience.
Mikey: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Draken: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Chapter 207: And isn't this true
Wakasa: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Chapter 208: Kisaki's plan simplified
Kisaki: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Chapter 209: Takemichi prefers when this isn't mentioned but sometimes it's him who does it
Takemichi: You know how I roll.
Takemichi: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
Chapter 210: Taiju once upon a time
Taiju: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Chapter 211: And he totally rocks it
Inui: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Chapter 212: Bonten Kakuchou talking to Takemichi or Naoto
Kakucho: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Chapter 213: Someone help this baby
Hakkai: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…
Chapter 214: This is why no one likes to celebrate Halloween with Baji
Baji, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
Chapter 215: I really would like to know what situations he used that(and what made him think it would help to not get a speeding ticket)
Chifuyu: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Chifuyu: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Chapter 216: This happened during the Black Dragons First Generation(Shinichiro is dumb but his friends adore him)
Shinichiro: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Shinichiro: *punches wall*
Shinichiro: Take me to the hospital.
Chapter 217: I know he can read but you can't deny that he would say something like this
Baji: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.
Chapter 218: Mikey needs to sort out his morals but at least animals are safe from him
Mikey: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Chapter 219: This is for you, Mucho
Sanzu: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Chapter 220: Actually this is basically all the characters but I choose to use Draken
Draken: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Chapter 221: I don't really know why I put this one but enjoy Ran's reencarnation(?)
Ran: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Chapter 222: So they weren't bad vibes...(someone get help for this boy)
Kazutora: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
Chapter 223: And Takemichi really needs that nap he still hasn't gotten after all this time travel
Takemichi: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Chapter 224: Don't forget your Hanma's friendship membership this Chritsmas!
Hanma: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Chapter 225: When your friend sees your dead sister when he looks at you(Or Inui is salty and you can see it here)
Inui: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
Chapter 226: This is canon and you are warned(I feel bad for whoever tried this)
Smiley: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Chapter 227: This is so true
Bonten Kokonoi: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Chapter 228: Emma once upon a time
Emma: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Chapter 229: He is a fucking(adorable) threat!
Angry: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Chapter 230: He is barely a person(Join this with the last and you have a perfect couple)
Rindou: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Rindou: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
Chapter 231: Mikey's night routine(Bonten Timeline)
Bonten Mikey: Goodnight moon.
Bonten Mikey: Goodnight tree.
Bonten Mikey: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Chapter 232: The answer is probably a yes
South: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Chapter 233: Someone tell me I'm not the only one that see Baji or Kazutora saying this
Baji: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Baji: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Chapter 234: Yuzuha takes a bit form her older brother, sometimes(Good luck, whoever is going to receive a paintball!)
Yuzuha, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
Chapter 235: Takemichi almost all the time(except by the knife but lets leave him have something to use to defend himself)
Takemichi: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
Chapter 236: I'm baby(They just have some trauma to it, nothing more)
Izana: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches
Chapter 237: Assumptions are rude so stop making them!(also I can see Mikey, Baji and Senju saying this)
South: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Chapter 238: Hopefully no one calls the police after hearing that
Shion: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
Chapter 239: When Naoto forgets to give Takemichi some important information before he goes to the past
Naoto: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Chapter 240: Mikey when he sees his Bonten look
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Bonten Mikey*
Mikey: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Chapter 241: Kisaki is evil and this shows it
Kisaki: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Kisaki*
Kisaki: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Chapter 242: Sleepover at Hina's house(I love Yuzuha)
Hina: Pals' night, done right, is about bonding. Sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.
Emma: I'll start. I worked my way through school as a phone sex operator. 1-800-DJFeelGood.
Senju: I would totally call that. Um... I used to steal cars. Okay, who's next?
Yuzuha: I was forged in the bowels of Hell to torture the guilty for all of eternity.
Hina: Interesting share.
Chapter 243: She is not seeing Senju(Takemichi just wanted to find his friend not to know said friend was seeing his ex)
Takemichi: Hina, have you seen Senju?
Hina: I'm not seeing Senju!
Takemichi: ... What?
Chapter 244: Draken has been stressed since he met Mikey even if he adores the shorter boy
Mikey: We have fun, don’t we, Kenchin?
Draken: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Chapter 245: Akane before joing Black Dragons
Akane: The night has always been a mystery to me. Because I go to bed at seven-thirty.
Chapter 246: Isn't it the same thing?
Kisaki: I don’t want to control everything! I just want people and events to mold to my desire.
Chapter 247: Manjiro, please!
Takemichi: This is your chance to do the right thing.
Mikey: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Chapter 248: Emma isn't going to lie to you
Mikey: Part of me worries that when you’re a big deal, you will be embarrassed by me.
Emma: Oh Mikey, don't be ridiculous. I'm already embarrassed by you.
Chapter 249: So Takeomi is saying that Takemichi is a Disney princess
Takemichi: Why me?
Takeomi: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say, ‘excuse me’. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.
Chapter 250: At this point I don't know why Ran is asking that when that thing with the skulls already happened
Ran: What kind of sick, twisted person are you?
Sanzu: Does it matter what kind?
Chapter 251: At least he said something that could be considered nice to Hanma
Hanma: We're having another moment, aren't we?
Kisaki: If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
Chapter 252: Anyone wants to Baji things with me?
Mitsuya: Would you please not Baji this into a worse situation than it already is?
Baji: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Chapter 253: Takemichi after seeing so much death with time travel ability
Akkun: Takemichi, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?
Takemichi: Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?
Chapter 254: In the end they are both gays
Kokonoi: Frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.
Inui: How are you gayer than I am?
Kokonoi: Well, I wear a man purse.
Inui: That's not gay! That's hideous! And if you were as gay as I am, you'd know that!
Chapter 255: How many times has Takemichi almost died too?
Draken: It’s okay, Takemitchy. I’m not afraid of dying.
Takemichi: Well, you should be. It’s extremely boring.
Chapter 256: Takemichi is too kind sometimes
Takemichi: I don’t want to hurt their feelings!
Chifuyu: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people’s feelings?
Takemichi: Yeah, don’t you?
Chifuyu: No! How do you get anything done?
Chapter 257: Sorry, Takemichi, but I agree with Mikey
Hina: Be careful!
Takemichi: Always am.
Mikey: Respectfully disagree.
Chapter 258: Kazutora is trying to understand his feelings for Chifuyu and Takemichi isn't really helping
Kazutora, about Chifuyu: It's weird, it's like ... I ... I like them. Much.
Takemichi: You like them much?
Chapter 259: The short attention span
Mitsuya: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Pah-chin: Are you in a hurry?
Mitsuya: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
Chapter 260: I don't think Takemichi meant it that way, Mucho
Mucho: Are you two, like, dating now?
Sanzu: Yes, we are.
Takemichi: I happen to find Sanzu very appealing.
Mucho: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in their head.
Chapter 261: But Baji-
Mitsuya: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?!
Chifuyu: It's kinda complicated, but Baji-
Mitsuya: Got it. Forget I asked.
Chapter 262: Hanma would probably do that just for fun
Kisaki: There is no way he likes me.
Takemichi: Hanma would throw themselves in front of a moving car for you.
Kisaki: Hanma would throw themselves in front of a moving car for fun.
Chapter 263: Koko is just salty that those are happy together while he suffers being single
Angry: Our first year as a married couple and we’re still in love.
Rindou: In your face, those who said we couldn’t last a year!
Kokonoi: I stand by my wedding toast!
Chapter 264: When you are stealing things from your crush and your other rival appears
Mikey: Oh, Senju, it’s just you.
Hina: We were afraid it was Takemichi-kun.
Chapter 265: It was boring and you were in trouble
Takeomi: I thought I told you to stay in the car.
Benkei: You did. But I thought it was boring, and you were in trouble.
Chapter 266: Sorry but I'm Makoto on this one
Takemichi: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80.
Makoto: If you’re still alive when you’re 80, I’ll demand a medical explanation.
Chapter 267: Really, Takeomi? It has lost all the meaning for your brother
Takeomi: This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Sanzu: You know, you say it so much it's lost all its meaning.
Chapter 268: When you had enough of your friend talking about his crush
Baji: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Baji: An accident.
Kazutora: Oh, that's how I'm going to make it look.
Chapter 269: Takuya is the smart one
Yamagishi: How you hate to be wrong.
Takuya: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.
Chapter 270: Shopping friends(Senju is cursing whoever wanted to fight her when she had a shopping date with Emma)
Emma: You look like you fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.
Senju: Twelve people. Four miles.
Chapter 271: This is probably canon
Kazutora: Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.
Chifuyu: Thanks! And if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.
Chapter 272: Kazutora's birthday wish when he was in juvie
Kazutora: My birthday wish is vengeance! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Chapter 273: Izana for sure doesn't do apologies
Izana: I don’t do apologies. But I don’t want to kill you anymore.
Chapter 274: I love Smiley
Smiley: What is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.
Chapter 275: Self-confidence by Sano Emma
After this one I will start with a lot of shippy incorrect quotes♡
Also if I accidentally repeat one I have done before please inform me♡
Emma: My good looks are ruining people's lives.
Chapter 276: This one doesn't make sense but enjoy it<3
Emma: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Emma, points at Takemichi: Married a lesbian.
Emma, points at Senju: Left a man at the altar.
Emma, points at Yuzuha: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Emma, points at Draken: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
Emma, points at Baji: Lives in a box!
Chapter 277: Why did Takemichi go cry after that? That's my only question here
Kazutora: How much you wanna bet Draken got a Lap dance from Takemichi
Mikey: If that happened, Emma can drink free tonight.
Emma: As much as I love the thought of having free drinks I don't like the idea of Draken receiving a Lap dance from someone other than me.
Kazutora: Hey Takemichi, did you give Draken a lap dance?
Takemichi: So what if I did?
Kazutora, to Mikey: I guess Emma is drinking free tonight.
Takemichi: Be right back, I'm gonna go cry-
Draken, entering the room: What the f-
Chapter 278: Draken loves his friends(and girlfriend)
Emma: Draken is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Kazutora: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Mikey: Tackle them!
Mitsuya: Dump them.
Baji: Kick them in the shin!
Draken: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Chapter 279: I want hot people on bread(I love you Mikey but what the hell?)
Pah-chin: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
Kazutora: Seriously, answer faster.
Draken: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Kazutora: It’s like a giant hug.
Pah-chin: Baji, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Pah-chin: Okay, how about sex or cats?
Baji: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
Mitsuya: What about you Mikey? What would you give up sex or food?
Mikey: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.
Mitsuya: No, you gotta pick one.
Mikey: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
Chapter 280: How many times has Kazutora married and divorced Hanma for Baji to say that?(This doesn't make sense but I love it)
Baji: Kazutora, let’s go!
Kazutora: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter.
Baji: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance.
Baji: Mom, Dad, Kazutora smoked pot in college.
Kazutora: You are such a tattletale!
Kazutora: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Mikey who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I’m sorry.
Baji: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Kazutora did.
Kazutora: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Baji did.
Baji: Kazutora hasn’t worked for a year!
Kazutora: Baji and Chifuyu are living together!
Baji: Kazutora married Hanma in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!
Pah-chin: I love Jacques Cousteau!
Draken:: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Mikey:: I wanna gooo!!
Chapter 281: When Draken finally kisses Emma
Emma: Draken kissed me!
Hina: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Emma: It was unbelievable!
Hina: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Yuzuha: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Hina, get the wine and unplug the phone. Emma, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Emma: Oh, it ended very well.
Hina: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Yuzuha: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Emma: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Yuzuha: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Emma: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Hina and Yuzuha: Ohhh.
Draken eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Chapter 282: The Gang Leaders when working together(Kakuchou is present because I couldn't remember anyone else)
Izana: From now on we will be using code names.
Izana: You can address me as Eagle One.
Izana: Hanma is “been there done that”.
Izana: Kakuchou is “currently doing that”.
Izana: South is “it happened once in a dream”.
Izana: Senju is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”.
Izana: And Mikey is..
Izana: Eagle Two
Mikey: Oh thank god.
Chapter 283: Don't ask me what Kazutora is doing there and just enjoy Takeomi suffering a bit
Emma: Just be yourself.
Takeomi: Really? Emma, I have one day to win over Shinichiro's grandfather.
Takeomi: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Mikey: Couple of weeks.
Kazutora: Six months.
Izana: Jury’s still out.
Takeomi: See Emma? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
Chapter 284: Izana no one needed to know that but we accept you guys
Hanma: I put the pun in punishment.
Koko: I put the top in unstoppable.
Rindou: I put the cute in execute.
Shion: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Ran: I put the ass in class.
Izana: I put the D in Kakuchou.
Chapter 285: When Koko as suppered his crush on Akane and his dating someone(And Draken you are a little shit!)
Koko: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Draken and I are dating.
Draken, Inui, Akane, and Mikey: *gasp*
Koko: Draken, why are you surprised?!
Chapter 286: They for sure aren't studying but they also aren't doing what you think
Koko: So anyways have y'all seen Taiju?
Inui: I think they went in Ran's room 'studying'.
Rindou: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Ran's room*
Taiju & Ran, fighting:
Chapter 287: Someone teach Takeomi how to flirt(also Shin please just stop doing stupid things)
Shinichiro: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Shinichiro: Extra blocked.
Shinichiro: Ultra blocked.
Takeomi: That dick.
Chapter 288: Sanzu really loves to put his brother down saying that the talk will only take 60 seconds
Mikey: What’s the announcement, Koko?
Koko: It’s a lecture. Takeomi’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.
Sanzu: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.
Chapter 289: Akashi family and what is worse: Sanzu calling Mucho or Takeomi getting eaten by a shark out of nowhere
Sanzu: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
Senju: No. No, Sanzu, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Sanzu calls Mucho. Number five: Takeomi gets eaten by a shark.
Takeomi: I’m Takeomi, and I approve the order of that list.
Chapter 290: The only math Baji can do well(also Kazutora is protecting Takemichi's poor ears)
Baji: Chifuyu! I can't do this stupid math!
Chifuyu: What’s the math problem?
Baji: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Kazutora, covering Takemichi's ears, while Chifuyu smacks Baji upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
Chapter 291: I can see Mikey saying this
Random Person: Mikey, you'll be working with Takemichi and Hina.
Mikey: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Mikey: ...Of people on a team
Chapter 292: They are siblings and think totally differently about what they just saw
Rindou: *about Sanzu and Koko* They make a cute couple, huh?
Ran: They certainly are standing next to each other.
Chapter 293: Mikey why? They just wanted one normal dinner
Draken: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.
Mikey: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Emma: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Izana: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Chapter 294: I would put them on a boat too
Yamagishi: *sees Draken and Mikey together*
Yamagishi: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Makoto: You mean... you ship them?
Chapter 295: I think that even Kazutora who has been most of his life in juvie/prison knows it
Mikey: That's ridiculous, Sanzu doesn't have a crush on me.
Takeomi: Yes they do.
Mochi: Yes they do.
Sanzu: Yes I do.
Chapter 296: Baji wins money(my obsession with Mikey/Kazutora♡)
Baji: Do you love Mikey?
Kazutora: Yeah, I do.
Baji: Chifuyu! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Chifuyu: We all love Mikey. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Kazutora: I thought that was implied.
Kazutora, looking straight at Chifuyu: Congrats Baji, you just won 100 bucks.
Chapter 297: Taiju is thinking that Inui could have chosen a better husband
Random Person: What are you getting Inui for the holidays?
Koko: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Taiju: I'm getting Inui a divorce lawyer.
Chapter 298: When Hina has enough of how long it is taking for Draken/Emma to get together when everyone knows they love each other
Hina: Hey Emma, wanna third wheel on my date with Takemichi tomorrow?
Hina: Draken! Wanna third wheel on my date with Takemichi tomorrow?
Hina: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Emma & Draken: ...
Chapter 299: That universe were Kazutora sometimes still has those moments were he wishes to really kill Mikey(but they still love each other more than anything)
Headcanon that if Kazutora had joined Bonten he sometimes will get back to his mental state were he blames Mikey and wants to kill him after killing and torturing so many people. It happens like once a month but Mikey is able to help him calm down and came back to himself
Mochi: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Ran: I sleep with a knife.
Mikey: Both of you are pathetic.
Mochi: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Chapter 300: Izana talking to Shinichiro about his future husband
Izana: I’m this close to falling in love with Kakuchou.
Shinichiro: Your fingertips are touching.
Chapter 301: Mitsuya isn't wrong
Draken: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Mitsuya: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Mitsuya: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Mikey: We know what you meant.
Chapter 302: You don't need to lie Koko we are proud of you for leaving your crush on Akane in the past
Koko: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Inui: What’s up your ass this morning!
Taiju: *walks in* ...Hey.
Inui: Hmm… nevermind.
Koko: WAIT NO!
Chapter 303: I will admit I would be Sanzu even if it is cut(It is summer not winter, Yuzuha, but points for trying and succeding in flirting)
Yuzuha: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Senju, blushing: Okay.
Sanzu: It's fucking summer.
Chapter 304: Angry is going to be pinned(also poor Hakkai that was present and thought he would be losing his friend)
Sanzu: Are you a painting?
Sanzu: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Hakkai: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
Chapter 305: Takemichi was just content that someone was attracted enough to ask him out(I have my bets in it was Mikey who asked him out)
Akkun: H-how do you ask someone out?
Makoto: Well, first-
Takemichi: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Akkun: ...And you said yes?
Chapter 306: Makoto has been removed and added to this groupchat more times than you can imagine
Makoto: sapnu puaS.
Yamagishi: What language is that.
Makoto: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Makoto was removed from the groupchat*
Chapter 307: I don't think Shinichiro thinks the same, Benkei
Benkei: So, what is Wakasa to you?
Shinichiro: The reason I wake up every morning.
Benkei: ...That’s adorable.
Wakasa earlier that morning, barging into Shinichiro's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Chapter 308: That's why he left
Emma's Mother: When I was married, you know what your father often said to me?
Emma: Please stop sleeping with other people?
Chapter 309: They are idiots but sadly for Mitsuya they are Toman's idiots
Baji: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Kazutora: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Baji: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Mitsuya, on a walkie talkie: This is Mitsuya, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Chapter 310: When you discover your friend is beautiful at the same time said friend is moving with his boyfriend
Rindou: Angry you can’t move in with Sanzu.
Angry: Why not?
Rindou: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Angry: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Rindou: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.
Chapter 311: Takeomi really should teach his brother about love
Mikey: This totally sucks, man.
Sanzu: This is horrible.
Mikey: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Sanzu: No, it’s not that, it’s Rindou.
Sanzu: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s their fault, that bitch!
Chapter 312: How to be smooth by Hanma Shuji
Kazutora: How do you know how to kiss? like who teaches you?
Hanma: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Hanma: Would you like me to tutor you?
Choji: That was smooth.
Chapter 313: Tell me Draken wouldn't say this because darling he is the one has to put up with Mikey everyday and he knows what Sanzu will suffer with
Mikey: I asked Sanzu out.
Draken: Oh, I’m sorry.
Draken: Well, I assume they said no.
Mikey: No, they said yes.
Draken: Really? Then I’m sorry for them.
Chapter 314: Akkun just admit that you are also bi
Akkun: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Akkun: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Takuya: Ye- wait, what-
Yamagishi: Akkun, that's not what bilingual means-
Akkun: Shhh, it's okay Takuya. I still love you, man.
Takuya & Yamagishi: ...
Akkun: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
Chapter 315: Kazutora is archbishop of Baji's fully awakened gaydom(imagine that to enter Valhalla you have to confess to your crush and this would happen for sure)
Kazutora: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Chifuyu. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Chifuyu!
Kazutora: In that case, as the archbishop of Baji's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Chifuyu right on the lips!!!
Chapter 316: Wakasa still has stupid friends(but imagine that you had to wait ten years after your just broke up? It would be funny)
Shinichiro: I find it very unseemly of Takeomi to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
Wakasa: Die. Let's find out.
Chapter 317: It was the best damn pizza Draken has eaten, Mitsuya!
Draken: Well, remember when Mikey made a romantic dinner for me?
Mitsuya: Draken, they microwaved you a pizza.
Chapter 318: When the only romance in the story is your crush on the storyteller
*Kazutora is telling a story*
Inui: Wow, Kazutora, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Inui: I have a crush on them.
Chapter 319: I loves RinSouya as lovers but I also adore them as friends so enjoy this
Angry: I know you love them.
Rindou: I am not in love with Sanzu!
Angry, staring at Rindou: I never said who...
Rindou: Shit. Well, anyways-
Chapter 320: Sorry Emma but it isn't in this universe were you will get Draken
Emma: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Takemichi: *raises hand*
Draken: *puts their hand down*
Chapter 321: When Takemichi questions his choices on friends and lover
Senju: I like your top, Michi!
Draken: I have a name, you know.
Takemichi: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
Chapter 322: Takeomi took a page from Hina's book so he didn't need to see his brother pining over their boss
Takeomi: Hey, Sanzu, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Takeomi: And you, Mikey?
Mikey: Umm... yes?
Takeomi: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Mikey: Did they just-
Chapter 323: Well at least Kisaki knows Takemichi and Hina aren't together for sure(but Hanma and Takemichi are going a bit fast)
Kisaki: Did you take out Takemichi as I requested?
Hanma: Takemichi has been taken out, yes.
Kisaki: You have my grat-
Hanma: It was a great restaurant.
Hanma: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Hanma: Takemichi proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
Chapter 324: It wasn't what he meant but it wasn't like anyone minded it much
Mucho: So how’s the food Smiley made?
Random Person: It's great! Compliments to them.
Mucho: *goes to the kitchen*
Mucho: You're adorable.
Chapter 325: Taiju has had enough of his gays(but he still adores them sadly)
Taiju: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Hakkai: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Mitsuya, deer!"
Taiju: ...And what did Mitsuya do?
Hakkai: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
Chapter 326: I think it is easy to see how much I adore Wakasa
Mikey, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Wakasa, not looking up from their book: Really? Shinichiro, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
Chapter 327: They are getting gayer
Draken: And now for a gay update with Chifuyu and Baji.
Baji: Getting gayer.
Draken: Thank you, Baji.
Chapter 328: Rindou is lucky that Angry adores him otherwise he would have been sold someone by him
Rindou: Why doesn’t Sanzu find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Angry: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Rindou: *bites lip*
Angry: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
Chapter 329: Kazutora & Emma's friendship + Draken will probably lose certain part of his body
Kazutora: Draken doesn’t deserve you.
Kazutora: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.
Emma: I'm gone.
Kazutora: Now go chop their dick off.
Chapter 330: This is their relationship in resume(but it changes since sometime sit is Senju who annoys Mikey)
Senju: Mikey annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Takemichi: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Senju: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
Chapter 331: Kakuchou should have been more explicit in which top he was talking about
Kakuchou, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Shion: Izana is in the kitchen.
Chapter 332: Continuation of that one were Draken and Mikey adopt Takemichi(now to know if Mikey is being mean or think whatever Mitchy says will also scare him)
Takemichi, walking into Draken and Mikey's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Draken: What was it about?
Mikey: No, don’t ask them that!
Draken: Why not?
Mikey: Cause they’ll answer!
Chapter 333: Why is Senju in a hospital gown?(also someone need to write about this three friendship)
Koko: Thank you all for coming.
Senju, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.
Koko: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck A Task Force".
Sanzu: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.
Chapter 334: Whatever there was or for whoever it was only Baji will know for sure
Chifuyu: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Baji: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Chifuyu: Aww, it's a love note for Tora?
Chifuyu: *opens it*
Chifuyu: I can't read this.
Chapter 335: It is a good description actually
Baji: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Sanzu: We're chopsticks!
Baji: Well... that's cute!
Baji: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Mikey: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
Chapter 336: Rindou you better have that ring ready or me and Ran will steal Angry from you
Rindou, holding a rock: Angry just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Ran: If you don't marry them, I will.
Chapter 337: Draken is an idiot
Takemichi: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Takemichi: I love you.
Draken: It back.
Inui: Why is Mitchy crying face-down on the floor?
Chapter 338: What happened before Toman left(also if Baji had lived + Kazutora is just so used to Baji's stupidity)
Baji: Did Chifuyu just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Kazutora: Yeah, they did.
Baji: And did I just do finger guns back?
Kazutora: Yeah, you did.
Chapter 339: Chifuyu is so confused about their relationship
Kazutora: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Chifuyu recently.
Baji: No, Kazutora, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Kazutora: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Baji: No! You’re the only one for me.
Kazutora: Is that so?
Baji: I promise! Chifuyu and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.
Kazutora: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Baji: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Kazutora: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Baji: Of course bro!
Chifuyu: What the-
Chapter 340: I really need to see Baji saying that to a ball of yarn
Baji: But what about Kazutora? They were my SOULMATE!
Chifuyu: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
Chapter 341: Rules are rules(Taiju just thinks that everyone around him is too gay and doesn't know how to confess)
Taiju: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Koko: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Inui walks in*
Koko: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Chapter 342: TakeFuyuTora trying to save the future(I also like plan M)
Takemichi: Is this your plan B?
Chifuyu: Technically, this is plan P.
Takemichi: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Chifuyu: Yes, but I marry Kazutora in plan M.
Kazutora: I like plan M.
Chapter 343: Mikey is really subtle(Takemichi will give up on Mikey while Baji is asking why should he care that Takemichi is single)
Mikey: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Takemichi: Do not do that.
Mikey: You won’t even notice!
Baji, entering: Mikey, you wanted to see me again?
Mikey: Takemitchy is single
Chapter 344: While Mikey is suffering this is what the other Sano siblings are doing in heaven
Emma: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Izana: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Shinichiro: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
Chapter 345: Pah-chin is feeling single and lonely so you two stop it
Mitsuya: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Kazutora: Then you must be exhausted.
Pah-chin: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
Chapter 346: Baji just wants to marry Draken!
Mikey: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Baji: I just wanna fucking marry Draken!!
Chapter 347: Baji has some strange ideas of what flirting is, part 2
Baji: Pfft, you should meet Kazutora, they're such a tsundere.
Chifuyu: They... they just stabbed you.
Baji: So cute.
Chapter 348: Ran likes to see Sanzu's face when he wins(but not)
Sanzu: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Ran: Erm... it’s nice to see your smile when you win!
Sanzu: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.
Rindou: Yeah, probably.
Chapter 349: If Kazutora had been present during Bonten Mikey & Takemichi's meeting(also if Hina and Takemichi weren't getting married in a few days)
Kazutora: That shirt looks great, Takemichi.
Kazutora: But I bet it would look even better on Mikey's floor.
Mikey: Are you hitting on Takemitchy... for me?
Chapter 350: What a surprising coincidence!
Baji: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Kazutora, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Mikey: Wow, Baji was late too! What a coincidence!
Chapter 351: They are done(spoiler: Inui accepted Taiju's divorce lawyer)
Inui: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Koko: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.
Inui: Yeah, that's the point shithead!
Chapter 352: Emma has been trying for a long time and you just noticed it?
Draken: Are you trying to seduce me?
Emma: Why, are you seducible?
Chapter 353: Draken redeeming himself after he made Takemichi cry
Draken: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Takemichi: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Draken: No, like, U R A Q T.
Chapter 354: In the end it is nothing to Koko's wallet
Rindou: How much did you spend on this date?
Koko: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Chapter 355: It's the bridge from Inception, Mitsuya!
*Baji and Mitsuya are in Paris.*
Baji: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Baji: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Mitsuya: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Mitsuya: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Baji: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Mitsuya: Okay, alright.
Chapter 356: This time it was Mikey
Baji: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Mikey: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Chapter 357: Just don't think too hard about it, Mikey( or Kazutora's type are idiots, Part 1)
Mikey: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Kazutora: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Mikey: But you’re always acting stupid?
Kazutora: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Chapter 358: Ran is a pushover for his lover
Mitsuya: You have to apologize to them Ran.
Ran: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Chapter 359: Baji just stop, you're not Sanzu's type
Baji: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Sanzu: Are you a software update? Because not right now.
Chapter 360: But what if it wasn't accidentally?
Ran: Do you know why I called you in here?
Draken: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Ran: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
Chapter 361: I have nothing to say about Draken(Hey Baji, maybe next time he will understand, hopefully)
Baji: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Draken: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Chapter 362: I also didn't need to know that
Hanma: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Kisaki: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Chapter 363: Taiju is pulling a rank on Koko
Taiju: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Koko: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Chapter 364: Does Mucho at least knows how to cook?(because we have seen it before that the Akashi family doesn't know how to cook)
Sanzu: Relationships should be 50/50. Mucho cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Chapter 365: This would happen if MiTake was canon
Mikey: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Takemichi: I wrote you a poem.
Mikey, already crying: You did?
Chapter 366: Baji is having a gay panic and it is all your fault, Draken!
Draken: I’m in love with you.
Baji: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Draken: I know.
Baji: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Chapter 367: Ran is asking if he is pretty while Sanzu gas a broken arm
Sanzu: I fell—
Ran: From heaven?
Sanzu: No, I literally fell—
Ran: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Sanzu: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Ran: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Chapter 368: When you are exactly his type(I truly can see Sanzu saying this after watching that)
Sanzu: That was so hot, Draken.
Draken: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Sanzu: I'm so in love with you.
Chapter 369: Hanma could be sweeter but he isn't wrong(especially if it is their canon selves from the Valhalla Arc)
Kazutora: Hey, Hanma, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Hanma: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Kazutora: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Hanma: Can't really say I have.
Kazutora: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Hanma: Sorry, Kazutora. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Chapter 370: That's why Hina was the one to confess and not Takemichi
Sanzu: Why don’t you go talk to them?
Takemichi, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Sanzu: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Takemichi: They could hear me.
Chapter 371: I also need someone to seduce me into healthy sleeping paterns(Mitsuya is a sweetheart)
Kazutora: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Mitsuya: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Kazutora: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Mitsuya: Is it working?
Chapter 372: Just get up(I would probably do the same as Koko)
Random Person: I think I'm falling for you.
Koko: Then get up.
Chapter 373: Mikey should have done the dishes if he wanted something more
Mikey: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Senju: The dishes.
Senju: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Chapter 374: That isn't how you do it, Yuzuha!(Poor Yuzuha)
Yuzuha: I like your new pants!
Takemichi: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Yuzuha: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Takemichi: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Yuzuha: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Takemichi: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Yuzuha.
Chapter 375: And then they disappeared for sometime
Mikey: Go fuck yourself.
Kazutora, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Chapter 376: Sorry, not sorry♡
Kisaki: *seductively takes off glasses*
Hina: *blushes* Haha... what?
Kisaki: You're really fucking blurry.
Chapter 377: Just date already
Kazutora: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Baji: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Kazutora: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Baji: You wouldn’t?
Kazutora: I mean, unless you want to-
Chapter 378: Koko is attracted to troublemakers
Sanzu: We have a problem.
Koko: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Chapter 379: They finally kissed!
Emma: Well, Draken and I finally did it!
The rest of the girls: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Emma: That's right... We kissed!
Chapter 380: No take backs, honey<3
Draken: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Sanzu: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Chapter 381: Maybe you aren't his type, Baji.
Baji: Are you sure Chifuyu's even gay? They barely even looked at me.
Chapter 382: Sanzu is a little shit but he loves Rindou
Rindou: The stars are so beautiful...
Sanzu: They're just giant balls of gas.
Rindou: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Sanzu: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Chapter 383: Baji why?(also Kazutora's type are idiots, Part 2)
Kazutora: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Baji: Wow. They sound stupid.
Kazutora: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Baji: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Kazutora: I guess you’re right. Hey Baji, I love you.
Baji: See! Just say that!
Kazutora: Holy fucking shit.
Baji: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kazutora, but they're too dumb for you.
Chapter 384: The Fake Lovers troupe in summary
Sanzu: You’re not jealous, are you?
Sanzu: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
Chapter 385: Shion is proud of it no matter what he says(but Tenjiku is probably going to kill him if they hear it one more time)
Shion: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Mochi: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Chapter 386: Taiju can't take chances of something happening like it does to his siblings
Taiju: We both look very handsome tonight.
South: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Taiju: I couldn't take that chance.
Chapter 387: We know, Emma
Emma: Draken is playing hard to get.
Emma: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Chapter 388: Can't blame Mochi for being nervous(I can imagine Inui & Koko in another table glaring at him like overprotective siblings)
Mochi, sweating: Akane, there’s something I need to ask you-
Akane: Finally! You’re proposing!
Mochi: How’d you know?
Akane: Mochi, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Akane: I even picked it up once.
Chapter 389: It was just a mistake and nothing more(Taiju doesn't need more idiot gays on his life than the one he has, Shion)
Taiju: Look, last night was a mistake.
Shion: A sexy mistake.
Taiju: No, just a regular mistake.
Chapter 390: Benkei was trying to be romantic but then again all of the Black Dragons First Gen confessed to Wakasa at leats once
Benkei: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Wakasa: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
Chapter 391: Hanma should give up on Kisaki(maybe he and Emma would become great friends over their crushes not liking them/admitting to liking them no matter what they do)
Hanma: I think we should kiss.
Kisaki: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
Chapter 392: Hanagaki Takemichi The Memory Person(why they broke up don't ask me because I have no idea)
*Trying to cheer Draken after a break up*
Mikey: You broke up with Inui for a reason.
Draken: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven’t called. Why haven’t they called?
Takemichi: Maybe because you told them not to.
Draken: What are you, the Memory Person?
Chapter 393: If MitsuRan was canon this would have happened at some point and time
Ran: This date is boring!
Mitsuya: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Ran: Then why did you invite me?
Mitsuya: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Mitsuya I'll do whatever I want!”
Chapter 394: Sorry Inui but it seems you will need to pay the bill(also Draken probably just figured his feelings for Inui)
Draken: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Inui: Aren't you forgetting something?
Draken: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Inui's forehead before running out.*
Inui: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Chapter 395: Probably both at this point
Kazutora: Are you ready to commit?
Hanma: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Chapter 396: Did I ever tell you how I love this despite rarely mentioning them? Because I do and ship the three together♡
Choji: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Chome: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Chonbo: Seize the dick.
Chapter 397: Tell me Baji wouldn't do this! I dare you!
Baji: So you like cats?
Baji: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
Chapter 398: I don't really know why I chose this two but enjoy it anyway
Hanma: Fuck you.
Baji: No u.
Hanma: I'm down.
Baji: You're like 2, what the fuck-
Hanma: I AM NOT 2!
Chapter 399: I don't know if I should question what Taiju said or just tell him to go to therapy
Kazutora: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Taiju: Oh. We're going out?
Chapter 400: Who wants to bet that it was Mikey or one of the Mizo Middle Five doing that with the peacock(also Sanzu wants to marry Rindou & Angry)
Sanzu: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Koko: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Sanzu: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Koko: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
Chapter 401: When you forget that your boyfriend is still going to therapy for a reason
Chifuyu: Two brooooos!
Kazutora: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Chifuyu: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Kazutora: *tearing up*
Chifuyu: Babe, c'mon...
Kazutora: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Chapter 402: It's Mikey so I'm not even surprised
Mikey: Wow, Draken, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Draken: We literally slept together yesterday.
Mikey: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Chapter 403: Koko tried but yeah
Koko: I love you.
Inui, not paying attention: What was that?
Koko: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Chapter 404: Draken has been to influenced by Mikey and Baji
Draken: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Draken: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Chapter 405: Yuzuha before and after meeting Takemichi
Yuzuha: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Takemichi: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Yuzuha: That one. I want that one.
Chapter 406: The question is: Will Takeomi do him?
Takeomi: I feel like doing something stupid.
Shinichiro: I’m stupid, do me.
Chapter 407: Mikey makes magic in bed
Draken: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Mikey: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Draken: Holy moly-
Chapter 408: Who wants to bet Baji was the ghost?(Sorry♡)
*At a speed dating event*
Inui: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Chifuyu: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Inui: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Chifuyu: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
Chapter 409: Mikey don't do anything I wouldn't do
Baji: Remember, Mikey, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Mikey: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
Chapter 410: Senju after saving Takemichi
Takemichi: I owe you one.
Senju: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
Chapter 411: Blame the ship on 'Caged Heat' by Irony_Is_Life
Takemichi: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Wakasa: Marry me.
Chapter 412: When Draken uses Chifuyu's advice(and probably makes Kazutora have a gay panic)
Kazutora: *angrily presses Draken against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Draken: Are we about to kiss-
Chapter 413: Mikey would totally say this no matter who asked it
Hina: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Mikey: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Mikey: I'd sleep.
Chapter 414: So what's your point, Smiley?
Ran: Are we fighting or flirting?
Smiley: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Ran: Your point?
Chapter 415: When it shows that Koko & Sanzu are best friends
Sanzu: I want to kiss you.
Mikey, not paying attention: What?
Sanzu: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Chapter 416: At least he says that he likes them
Sanzu: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
Chapter 417: Shinichiro just wanted someone to say he was cute even if it was his killer or a kid his brother's age
Kazutora: Any last words?
Shinichiro: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Chapter 418: This is why I adore Wakasa<3
Wakasa: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
Chapter 419: Mochi when he asked Akane out
Mochi: Pros and cons of dating me.
Mochi: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Mochi: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Chapter 420: Just let Chifuyu dream, Draken!
Chifuyu: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.
Draken: You hang out with Kazutora, Baji, Takemichi, and Mikey.
Draken: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.
Chapter 421: Kakuchou still needs vacations
Koko: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Mochi: I did not.
Ran: I may have actually forgotten one.
Sanzu: Also no.
Koko: Oh good, neither did I.
Kakuchou: *Exhausted sigh*
Chapter 422: I love how most of them are on point but I would probably be Mikey
Takemichi: We have a problem.
Mitsuya: Let me guess, you caused it?
Draken: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Sanzu: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Mikey: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Baji: If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
Chapter 423: Takemichi just wants to sleep!
*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Shinichiro: I will not let you down.
Hanma: Sounds fun.
South: No, I'm fucking not.
Senju: Do I have to be?
Takemichi: Please god, I am so tired
Chapter 424: He isn't okay
If you read The Summer Sky Overhead a Wilting Sunflower this is probably canon there
Akkun: The floor is lava!
Chifuyu: *helps Hina & Takuya onto the counter*
Kazutora: *kicks Baji off the sofa*
Takemichi: *lays on the floor*
Akkun: ...Are you okay?
Chapter 425: Kakuchou is the reason why Kazutora knew where Mikey was(They hang out form time to time)
Kazutora: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Kakuchou, watching Koko screaming, Mikey trying to set a sleeping Sanzu on fire, and the Haitani siblings choking on air: I don't know either.
Chapter 426: Before Bonten Mikey's meeting with Takemichi
Kakuchou: You know, when Takemichi comes over, Mikey can get a little…
Kakuchou: All three.
Chapter 427: Younger Siblings Group Chat♡
Rindou: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Emma: >:O language
Angry: Yeah watch your fucking language
Naoto: Okay, who taught Angry the fuck word?!
Senju: 'The fuck word'.
Hakkai: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Angry: Oh my god they censored it
Senju: Say fuck, Hakkai.
Angry: Do it, Hakkai. Say fuck.
Chapter 428: You should have known they would do this
Takemichi, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Takemichi: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Mikey: We were out of Doritos.
Chapter 429: Showing Mikey's favoritism once again
Mikey: Bye Takemitchy! Bye Draken! Bye Pah-chin! Bye Mitsuya! Bye Takemitchy!
Draken: You said ‘bye Takemitchy’ twice.
Mikey: I like Takemitchy.
Chapter 430: They were never okay(And Hina against takes someone to therapy)
Hina: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Mikey: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Izana: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Kazutora: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Senju: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Takemichi: Mental stability, my old friend!
Hina: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
Chapter 431: Who are you? I'm a mixture of Mikey, Kazutora & Mucho♡
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Baji: Thanks fam!
Mikey: Oh no.
Takemichi: *cries* I love you too.
Kazutora: Sounds fake, but okay.
Mitsuya: *A flustered mess*
Mucho: Can I get a refund?
Chapter 432: When you could have had better friends(Also Inui finally slapped Koko)
Koko: Is it still visible? Where Inui slapped me?
Sanzu: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Mochi: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Mikey: A palm reader could tell Inui's future by looking at your face.
Takeomi: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Koko: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
Chapter 433: A normal day at Valhalla's headquarters(And no Hanma we will not kill Takemichi just because of Kisaki!)
Kazutora: Time for plan G.
Baji: Don’t you mean plan B?
Kazutora: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Chome: What about plan D?
Kazutora: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Choji: What about plan E?
Kazutora: I’m hoping not to use it. Takemichi dies in plan E.
Hanma: I like plan E.
Chapter 434: Don't question just accept it(except Baji because good knows what he ahd in his head to say that)
They are all from different timelines(probably)
Baji: Chicken breast.
Baji: I just wanted to join in.
Chapter 435: Continuation of Draken & Mikey as Michi's parents(if being a idiot was cause if the detention and not Mikey's influence Baji would live his school life in detention)
Mikey: Takemitchy's first detention, I'm so proud.
Draken: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Chifuyu: Because they're an idiot.
Baji, terrified: They can do that??
Chapter 436: Just say it was Baji and you are safe
Mitsuya: You three, explain right now!
Kazutora: It was Baji.
Chifuyu: It was Baji.
Takemichi: It was Baji.
Chapter 437: Someone save Kakuchou he didn't know what he was getting involved in when he joined Tenjiku
Kakuchou: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Shion, Ran, Rindou, and Mochi: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Chapter 438: Who wants to take you out, Angry? If it is Rindou he probably means it for food and date(hopefully)
Angry: What does “take out” mean?
Sanzu: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
Chapter 439: Mikey would be the best next thing
Takemichi: Did you bring Draken?
Chifuyu, gesturing to Baji: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Takemichi: Baji? The next best thing would be Mikey.
Baji: I would be offended, but Mikey is freakishly strong.
Chapter 440: Never mess with Hina<3
Takemichi: Look guys, I need help.
Chifuyu: Love help?
Yuzuha: Financial help?
Senju: Emotional help?
Hina: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Hina*
Chapter 441: Mikey will take Kazutora's advice most probably canonically<3
*Everyone is giving advice to Mikey*
Draken: It's okay to ask for help.
Takemichi: You're not a burden.
Kazutora: Murder is okay.
Baji: Your feelings matter.
Chapter 442: Don't let Mikey near a drink and also the same for Kazutora
Takemichi: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Chifuyu: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Chapter 443: Kazutora no
Baji: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
Baji: First who would you kill?
*Mikey points at Kazutora*
*Draken points at Kazutora*
*Mitsuya points at Kazutora*
Kazutora: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
Chapter 444: Izana is in it too(Poor Kakuchou)
Kakuchou: *visiting the gang* Hello, I just came to-
Kakuchou: *sees the Haitani siblings shoving Shion into the washing machine while Mochi records and Izana watches*
Kakuchou: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
Chapter 445: When I grow up I want to be Kazutora or Sanzu
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Takemichi: Would never stab anyone.
Draken: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Baji: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Kazutora: Would stab without warning.
Sanzu: Would stab as a warning.
Chapter 446: When Takemichi is compared to Baji
Mitsuya: Are we really going to let Mikey keep Takemitchy?
Draken: We kept Baji.
Chapter 447: This is how Baji Keisuke died by Matsuno Chifuyu(while Takemichi & Kazutora played games in another room)
Baji: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Takemichi, in another room with Kazutora: Why can I hear screeching?
Chapter 448: Senju hates her gang
Senju: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Takeomi: *crouches down*
Benkei: *kneels down*
Wakasa: *sits on the floor*
Senju: I hate all of you.
Chapter 449: When Taiju hangs out with his BD's gays and one of them gets lost
Taiju: Where's Inui?
Koko: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Koko, shouting: Takemichi sucks!
Inui, distantly: Takemichi is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Koko: Found them.
Chapter 450: The first time they saw a trully happy smile on Kazutor'a face(Baji still remembers when he suffered the same while Mitsuya is still confused)
Mitsuya: What’s up with Mikey and Draken? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Baji: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Baji: Kazutora smiled at them.
Chapter 451: The Hanmas dynamics
Kisaki: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Chifuyu: You could lose a few.
Hanma: You could be less lazy.
Takemichi: Don’t be such a bitch.
Kisaki: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Chapter 452: Someone help this idiots(Kakuchou is crying on the side asking what he did wrong to deserve this while Takeomi pats his back in comfort)
Mochi: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Mikey: Is it about death?
Sanzu: Is it about drugs?
Ran: Is it about sex?
Mochi: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Mikey, Sanzu, and Ran:
Chapter 453: Kazutora when he met Mizo Mid Five(he still hasn't decided what Akkun & Takuya are)
Kazutora: *points at Takemichi* A human turtleneck, *points at Makoto* a narcissistic monster, *points at Yamagishi* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.
Yamagishi: And who am I? Describe me now.
Chapter 454: Someone explain to me why Chifuyu thinks Tora's bath water will help(unless he means it taht they should show Tora taking a bath)
Takemichi: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Hanma: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Chifuyu: Kazutora bath water.
Kazutora: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Chapter 455: There is internet on heaven(Akane & Emma are fighting about who is better for Draken: Inui or Mikey)
Shinichiro: Are you laughing at that video of Emma and Akane fighting?
Baji: We are laughing at the comments.
Chapter 456: What is love?(Baji why did you ask that? Are you finally questioning if you are in love with Fuyu and/or Tora?)
Baji: What is love?
Kazutora: An emotional minefield.
Chonbo: A neurochemical reaction.
Hanma: Baby don't hurt me.
Chapter 457: When they try to use the pet shop to get closer to Bonten Mikey but Koko questions if it really is a pet shop because of Fuyu & Tora
Koko: What do you want then?
Takemichi: Er… something work related.
Koko: What department is this?
Koko: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Koko: *looks at Chifuyu and Kazutora* Some sort of homosexual department?
Chapter 458: There is two types of best friends, Part 2
Kazutora: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Baji: You are my reward.
Mikey: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Draken: True, you can be really difficult at times.
Chapter 459: Kazutora starts to question if Valhalla isn't just full of people who need to go to therapy or if they truly are all idiots
Choji: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Chome: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Chonbo: A realist sees a freight train.
Kazutora: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Chapter 460: Poor Hanma(Kazutora will beat the shit out of Baji later but now he has to take care of Hanma)
Hanma: So Kisaki was just using me?
Kazutora: I’m sorry, Hanma.
Baji, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Kazutora: Ok, that’s a time-out.
Baji: No, I was just trying to-
Kazutora: Go sit over there!
Baji: *walks away in defeat*
Chapter 461: When Bonten Mikey & Takemichi time travel but change bodies
Takemichi, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Draken, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Mikey, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Chifuyu, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Chapter 462: Chome telling what all the fandom thinks
Kazutora: What do we think of Hanma?
Baji: *sighs* Nice pal.
Chome: I think they're gay.
Chapter 463: Kazutora's smile gives you energy(This is the future squad<3)
Takemichi: I give up. I am so tired.
Chifuyu: Get the emergency supply!
Hina: *carries Kazutora and places them in front of Takemichi*
Takemichi: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
Chapter 464: Chonbo isn't wrong
Kazutora, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Kazutora, turning to Chonbo: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Chonbo: Dark white.
Chapter 465: Using your favorite band to describe your life by Hanagaki Takemichi, Sano Manjiro, Akashi Haruchiyo & Hanemiya Kazutora
Takemichi: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Mikey: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Sanzu: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Kazutora: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
Chapter 466: Pah-chin felt nice and offered them a lace where they can look for the room Draken suggested them to get
Mikey: Your smile? It makes my day.
Takemichi: Your happiness? I live for that.
Draken: A room? Get one.
Pah-chin: Hotel? Trivago.
Chapter 467: Hopefully next time he doesn't do worst because he had enough of them
Kakuchou: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Ran: You left me, Rindou, and Sanzu in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Kakuchou: I did that on purpose, try again.
Chapter 468: Takemichi got a point
Takemichi: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Chifuyu: Uh, Hina and Mikey are not getting along.
Takemichi: They’re not trying to kill each other.
Chifuyu: You may have a point.
Chapter 469: How can you be so cruel and wish death to your child, Kisaki?
Hanma: Please don't die!
Hanma: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Takemichi, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Chifuyu, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Hanma wants Kisaki to accept it as their kid.
Chapter 470: Not surprised that Kisaki was the one to say the sniper one(Sanzu is sweet since he would take Michi on a date before killing him)
Takemichi: I just want someone to take me out.
Angry: On a date?
Kisaki: With a sniper gun?
Sanzu: Both if you're not a coward.
Chapter 471: Chifuyu just doesn't want Kazutora to have more things to worry about besides his trauma and their pet shop
Takemichi: It’s time to turn this into a real business.
Kazutora: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Hina: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Chifuyu: I handle our accounting.
Chapter 472: Shinichiro sometimes question why his siblings are like this
Shinichiro: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Emma: Weight loss? Drink water.
Mikey: Clear skin? Drink water.
Izana: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Chapter 473: Tora loves the three of them equally but Hina is the responsible one so yeah
Hina, Takemichi & Chifuyu: *screaming*
Kazutora: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Hina?!
Chifuyu: Wait, why are you asking Hina that when Takemichi and I are also here?
Kazutora: Because Hina wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Chapter 474: Wakasa wants to strangulate Shinichiro for his stupidity
Inui: Count me in!
Benkei: Who the hell are you?!
Inui: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.
Benkei: Oh yeah, Akane! How are they doing?
Inui: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month.
Shinichiro: What the hell, they didn't tell us!
Chapter 475: The Hanmas missed Turkey
Takemichi: Which country has the most birds?
Hanma: That's a language.
Hanma: Good recovery.
Chifuyu: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Kisaki: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
Chapter 476: Baji hates this game
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Kazutora: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Draken: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Mikey: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Mitsuya: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Baji: *flips the board*
Chapter 477: How Baji survived Bloody Halloween(it was thanks to the Chos and Takemichi)
Takemichi: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Baji: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Takemichi: That wasn't an ambulance, We drove you.
Baji: But I heard a siren.
Choji: That was Chonbo.
Chonbo: Sorry, I got nervous.
Chapter 478: Kazutora somehow became their energizer and comfort hugger(he still is confused about this)
Takemichi: *is hugging Kazutora*
Chifuyu: Hey! It's my turn to hug Kazutora!
Chifuyu: *grabs Kazutora*
Hina: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Takemichi: No, It's still my turn!
Kazutora: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Chifuyu: But we need the moral support!
Takemichi: And you're small! Which is cute!
Hina: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Kazutora: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
Chapter 479: Takeomi probably understands you Koko but consider yourself lucky because Takeomi also had one named Senju
Koko: I'm not doing too well.
Takeomi: What's wrong?
Koko: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Sanzu enters the room*
Koko: There it is again.
Chapter 480: This is the begining of Koko's obessession with money
Inui: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Inui: I need someone to take the fall.
Koko: What did you do?
Inui: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Akane, from the other room: Oh my god.
Akane: OH MY GOD!
Koko: Make it a hundred.
Chapter 481: Would anyone believe me if I told you that once upon a time Sanzu was the responsible one between the Akashi siblings?
Takeomi: I lost Senju.
Sanzu: How did you LOSE Senju?!
Takeomi: To be fair, they are very small.
Chapter 482: I feel bad for Takemichi
Kazutora: Hanma! What did I tell you about lying?
Hanma, looking down: ...That it only works on Takemichi.
Chapter 483: This is canon(falling down stairs is nothing compared to being stabbed and shot)
Hakkai: But what about Takemichi?
Chifuyu: Don't worry about them.
Chifuyu: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
Chapter 484: The Baji way
Mitsuya: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Baji way.
Peh-yan: Isn't that the wrong way?
Mitsuya: Yes, but it's faster.
Chapter 485: Koko is awkward but trying is best, okay?
Takemichi: The first time I ever got upset in front of Koko, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Koko: I was doing both, for your information.
Inui: The first time Koko hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
Chapter 486: Takemichi is a sweetheart
Emma, to Hina: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Hina: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Emma: You just told me you're pregnant.
Takemichi: Congratulations Hina, you're glowing!
Chapter 487: Just so you know Valhalla is full of dramatic people
*Baji dies in a game with ships*
Kazutora: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Kazutora: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Hanma: Legend has it that Baji still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Baji: Of course I do.
Chapter 488: Takeomi's turn on learning this new language form his siblings
Senju: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Sanzu: But are you shuffling?
Takeomi: What language are you two speaking??
Chapter 489: Choji had his moments where he made bad decisions and that his only thing I can say about this
Chome: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Choji: They do.
Chonbo: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Chapter 490: Kakuchou is near his limits
Kakuchou: Guys where did Ran go?
Rindou: They got arrested.
Kakuchou: How the hell-
Ran: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Chapter 491: Hanagaki 'I have no regards when it comes to my safety' Takemichi
Makoto: I dare you-
Takuya: Takemichi is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Makoto: Why not?
Takemichi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
Chapter 492: When Kazutora notices that Valhalla has been using too much money
Kazutora: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Choji: Hanma, probably.
Chapter 493: When you and your best friend are both in love with the same person
Chifuyu: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Baji, looking at Chifuyu: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Chifuyu and Baji in unison: *sighs* Kazutora
Chapter 494: You don't need to be so mean, Choji!
Choji: What is everyone for Halloween?
Chonbo: I’m superman.
Chome: A clown.
Choji: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?
Chapter 495: Why does this sound like it could have happened in canon?
Mikey: They made Takemichi cry!
Baji: Takemichi always cries!
Takemichi: That's not true! *cries*
Chapter 496: Deep breaths, Kakuchou, someday you will get your vacations from this idiots
Kakuchou: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Shion: We have three actually-
Hanma: Pick your favorite.
Chapter 497: When you are trying to get into Bonten to reach your old friend(poor Takemichi)
Koko: What’s your name?
Kazutora, whispering to Takemichi: Can I tell them my real name?
Kazutora: I’m… Takemichi.
Takemichi, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…
Chapter 498: It is a simple but good signal
Takemichi: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Kazutora: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Chifuyu: ...That'll work.
Chapter 499: I can see Baji doing that
Chifuyu: Baji is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Pah-chin: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
Chapter 500: Even Michi has to admit that Baji is an idiot
Takemichi: Chifuyu, I know you love Baji. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Takemichi: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.
Chapter 501: Three possible reaction and I can be all of them if I'm not the one who fell down
Takemichi: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Kazutora: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
Chapter 502: Hanma is that person who enters your life and never leaves
Baji, talking about Hanma: Is this a friend of yours, Kazutora?
Kazutora: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
Chapter 503: How KakuTora's friendship started with Koko as the witness
Kazutora: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
Kazutora: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!
Koko: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.
Chapter 504: Hanma being used as a bad exemple
Koko: So... This is my full potential?
Koko: So, then it's...
Kazutora: All downhill from here.
Koko: Like Hanma.
Kazutora: I do not know what this Hanma is. But it sounds disappointing.
Chapter 505: This would have happened someday if Emma and Izana had lived
*Emma holding their baby*
Izana: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Mikey: I know, I still am one of these.
Chapter 506: If you know what he was doing why did you ask?
Emma: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Shinichiro: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Mikey: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
Chapter 507: He for sure would be a radiant bride(now imagine Hina and Tora in wedding dresses and fighting someone)
Hina: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Yuzuha: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Kazutora can fight in that dress either.
Kazutora: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Chapter 508: Mochi is the one to give less problems to Kakuchou
Shion: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Kakuchou’*
Mochi: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
Chapter 509: He is used to their shit at this point
Rindou: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Hanma: Bet you I can!
Kakuchou: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Chapter 510: This happens almost everyday
Mitsuya: Chifuyu, gather the others. We need to have another Baji-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Chapter 511: Hanma is an idiot despite everything, Chifuyu
Chifuyu: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Hanma without them noticing?
Takemichi: Hey, Hanma, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Hanma: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Chapter 512: It really does(Kazutora has too much trauma pilled up to be able to follow that feeling)
Chome: I have a bad feeling about this...
Baji: What do you mean?
Chome: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Kazutora: That actually explains so much.
Chapter 513: Actually when there is a fire people think like that, Takemichi(also who or what made my baby upset?)
This could also have been another part of Draken/Mikey as Takemichi's parents but I chose to use his one
Kazutora, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Hina: Kazutora, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Takemichi, would you get Kazutora some water?
Takemichi: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
Chapter 514: Only one? But neither of us look like your or gramps!
Somehow I can see this happening
Shinichiro: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Mikey & Emma:
Emma: Only one...?
Chapter 515: This explains so much
Ran: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Kakuchou: Rindou is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Ran.
Rindou: I feel like Ran is the more responsible one of us two though.
Ran: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Rindou: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
Chapter 516: Kazutora wasn't given the talk until he was out of prison and it was all Baji's fault
Kazutora: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Hanma: I'm gonna tell them.
Baji: Don't you dare.
Chapter 517: When the gang parents hang out with Kazutora
Mitsuya: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Kakuchou: I gotta give you credit, Kazutora. You make it look easy.
Kazutora: Years of practice.
Chapter 518: During the Toman vs Valhalla fight...
Chifuyu: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Kazutora: What club?
Mikey: The hating Kazutora club.
Kazutora: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
Chapter 519: If Takemichi had joined Bonten(I would forget too because Sanzu is too pretty for that)
Takemichi: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Sanzu: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
Kakuchou, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
Chapter 520: Someone wants to help getting Kakuchou his so desired vacations?
Kakuchou: So... what’s goin’ on?
Shion: You want the long version or the short version?
Kakuchou, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Shion: Shit’s fucked.
Kakuchou: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
Chapter 521: I don't have anything to say about this one
Chifuyu: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Chifuyu: Lmao, @Baji.
Chapter 522: Draken, please xD
Mikey: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Draken: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
Chapter 523: This happens after Kazutora leaves prison
Kazutora: What should I do?
Chifuyu: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Kazutora: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.
Chapter 524: Anyone want to drive me there? If we find Kisaki all the other characters mustn't be far
Hanma: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Hanma: Vroom vroom, come out already.
Chapter 525: I think I would be scared if Baji gave me a book recommendation out of nowhere(unless he said that it was form Chifuyu)
Takemichi: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Baji: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!
Chapter 526: Baji is lucky she loves him
Baji’s Mom: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Baji: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Chapter 527: Kazutora will beat anyone who hurts those dear to him
Kazutora: Who hurt you?
Chifuyu: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Kazutora: ...Yes, actually.
Chapter 528: I'm not even surprised after the vinegar one
Kazutora, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Hanma: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Hanma: It's perfume.
Chapter 529: You have been partners for years and you still think he wonders that, Michi?
Takemichi: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Chifuyu: Actually, Takemichi, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
Chapter 530: #SaveKakuchou #TenjikuAreidiots #KakuchouWantsToKillSomething
Shion, texting Kakuchou: *sends a voice message*
Kakuchou, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Shion: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
Kakuchou: *presses play*
Shion's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
Chapter 531: Once Mikey and Draken meet again during the Bonten & Manila Timelines
Mikey: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Draken: Those are wanted posters!
Chapter 532: Tora ended up sleeping in that bed anyways because he was the one that convinced them to buy it
Kazutora, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Hina: *half asleep* Kazutora, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
Chapter 533: Mucho & Sanzu's relationship development in a few words
Mucho: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Sanzu: What changed your mind?
Mucho: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
Chapter 534: Here comes Takeomi's youngest headache
Takeomi: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Senju: It's Senju.
Takeomi: What did they do this time?
Senju: No, it's me, Takeomi. It's actually me.
Takeomi: What did you do this time?
Chapter 535: Kazutora isn't wrong(if you can sleep for 8 or more hours)
Kazutora: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Chome: How so?
Kazutora: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Chapter 536: This is why they ended up in Takemichi's house in need of doritos
Baji: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Mitsuya: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Smiley: Because we're out of doritos.
Chapter 537: Too much salt, Inui!
Sanzu: Can you pass the salt?
Inui: Can you pass away?
Sanzu: Too much salt.
Chapter 538: Hina once she meets Kazutora in the future
Hina: Yes, I'm adopting Kazutora and you cowards can't tell me no!
Chapter 539: I would chose the same one as Inui
Koko: Pick a card, any card.
Koko: Wait, that's my credit card!
Inui: You said any card.
Chapter 540: When you are mad at your boyfriend but he is a simp
Kazutora: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Chifuyu: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
Chapter 541: Can anyone blame him? He passed most of his life in juvie/prison!
Kazutora: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Chifuyu, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Kazutora, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Chapter 542: If Bonten Mikey had been the one to pick up Kazutora once he was free
Mikey: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Kazutora: But don't you hate yourself.
Mikey: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Chapter 543: Choji has morals, Tora!
Kazutora: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Kazutora: *glares at Choji*
Choji: Well, sorry I have morals!
Chapter 544: Takemichi is the one who cooks in this house(well at least she can use the microwave)
Takemichi, turning to Hina: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
Chapter 545: Time travelling causes stress(also poor Mitsuya)
Mitsuya: What’s wrong?
Takemichi: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Mitsuya: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Chapter 546: You two aren't the only ones surprised
Taiju: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Mitsuya: I know, I was surprised too.
Chapter 547: I'm curious about what Izana did to Ran for him to say this
Ran: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Izana.
Chapter 548: It might as well be part of their daily routine
Chifuyu: Isn’t a bit dangerous?
Takemichi: Chifuyu, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Takemichi: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Takemichi: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.
Chapter 549: We already understood this last chapter, Fuyu
Hina: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Chifuyu: Oh, we've had worse.
Chapter 550: Let's give Kazutora all the affection he needs!
Kazutora: What's this?
Chifuyu, hugging Kazutora: Affection!
Kazutora: ...Do it again.
Chapter 551: The reason why he uses Sanzu Haruchiyo and not Akashi Haruchiyo
Sanzu: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Sanzu.
Hakkai: But you're Sanzu.
Sanzu: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.
Chapter 552: When Taiju went in a parents-teacher meeting for the first time for Hakkai
An AU were Yuzuha and Hakkai are much younger and Taiju is still the leader of the Black Dragons
Taiju: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Taiju: Anyways, you said Hakkai is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
Chapter 553: South still asks why he let the Haitani join is gang
South: Do you need help getting up?
Ran: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
Chapter 554: Wakasa adores her as a little sister but he already endured too many idiots that day to had one more
*Senju sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Wakasa: I ain’t reading all that.
Wakasa: I’m happy for you tho.
Wakasa: Or sorry that happened.
Chapter 555: The only reason the chicken stayed was because of the name
Emma: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Mikey: Even better!
Emma: What the fuck did you-
Mikey: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Kenmitchy.
Chapter 556: When Draken asked Kazutora to meet him
Draken: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Kazutora, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
Chapter 557: Kiyomasa is regretting his decisions
Kiyomasa: Could you be anymore annoying?
Chapter 558: I love how the books are about cats and Chifuyu is just so happy about seeing them
Chifuyu: I want a trip down memory lane.
Kazutora: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Chifuyu's lap*
Kazutora: I heard you needed these?
Chifuyu: YES! ALL OF THEM!
Chapter 559: Their first meeting was like this
Kisaki:Baji, I sense hostility.
Baji: Good, because I hate you.
Chapter 560: Sorry but I have to agree with Chome
Chome: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Hanma: Oh, well now that’s not fair Chome. Have you met all of them?
Chome: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!
Chapter 561: I love this one<3
Takemichi: You're alive.
Kisaki: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Chapter 562: Draken likes salty things
Draken: What are you eating?
Sanzu: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Draken: I like you, don't I?
Chapter 563: When Kazutora tells him to just fake his death for three months and take vacations in the other side of the world
Kakuchou: Kazutora, you’re such a genius!
Kazutora: Yes, I know.
Chapter 564: Hanma trying to help Kisaki get Hina
Hanma: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Kisaki: Which one? I can't do both.
Chapter 565: When Angry wants to completely destroy someone(I would cry too, Emma)
Angry: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Emma: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
Chapter 566: Kazutora is a cutie who adores Chifuyu
Kazutora: You know what’s funny about Chifuyu? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
Chapter 567: Kakuchou's mind is losing against is want to hit his idiots
Kakuchou, to Takemichi: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Chapter 568: Kakuchou knows that if they call him there is a problem(especially after what happened with Shion)
Kakuchou: What's gone wrong, Rindou?
Rindou: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Kakuchou: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Rindou: Well... There’s a crisis.
Chapter 569: What are parents?
Rindou: Where are your parents?
Kisaki: What are parents?
Rindou: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
Chapter 570: This is the manga's summary
Mikey: I wanna die.
Takemichi: We all do, you aren't special!
Chapter 571: Kazutora just wants to love you, Baji!
Kazutora: I wasn’t that drunk.
Baji: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Kazutora: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Chapter 572: Kazutora is good at math(also he played poker a lot in prison)
Pah-chin: Damn, Kazutora, are you secretly cool?
Kazutora: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Pah-chin: I do not.
Chapter 573: Yuzuha will beat you up for that, Tora!(the girls adore him)
Yuzuha: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Kazutora.
Kazutora: I hate myself.
Yuzuha: Alright, square up.
Chapter 574: Keep going bitch!
Emma: Do you have a self-care routine?
Inui: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
Chapter 575: I- This is adorable but also makes me want to tell Tora to go to therapy once more
Chifuyu: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Kazutora: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Kazutora, right after Chifuyu leaves the room: I miss them already.
Chapter 576: This shows how little sleep Kakuchou as in Bonten
Kakuchou, texting: Answer your phone
Mikey, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone
Kakuchou, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Mikey.
Chapter 577: If Chome, Chonbo & Choji lived together
Choji can start the fire by just trying to clean the floor so he doesn't count(thankfully he is good making the grocery shopping)
Chonbo: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?
Chome: Do I get to pick the finger?
Chapter 578: I have the same standards as Chifuyu
Chifuyu: I have very high standards, you know.
Kazutora: I can make spaghetti...
Chifuyu: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
Chapter 579: I don't if it means she is going to destroy someone or that she still hasn't done anything to make Michi cry
Chifuyu: Hello Hina, made anyone cry today?
Hina: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Chapter 580: Mochi you didn't need to be so truthful(but he isn't wrong)
Izana: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Mochi: Your life?
Izana: I- well yes, but-
Chapter 581: Don't worry, Mochi! Akane will cuddle you to make you feel better
Akane: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Mochi: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.
Chapter 582: When Kisaki kidnapped Chifuyu and Takemichi
Kisaki: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Chifuyu: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
Chapter 583: Senju & Kazutora's first meeting
Senju: You look mentally ill.
Kazutora: I am. Let’s go.
Chapter 584: Choji is questioning is life choices especially why he offered himself to help this idiot
Baji: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Choji: Because it's twelve.
Chapter 585: When TakeHina & Kazufuyu share a kid
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Takemichi: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Kazutora: Did they win?
Chapter 586: When your trying to make Koko do something else besides taking care of money by Akashi Takeomi
Takeomi: I couldn't do this without you, Koko.
Koko: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
Chapter 587: Hina & Kazutora's friendship is the best♡
Hina: Kazutora taught me to think before I act.
Hina: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
Chapter 588: Tora is not wrong but neither is Baji
Baji: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Kazutora: Not by the law!
Chapter 589: Beneviolence
Senju: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Hina: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Chapter 590: Who wants to bet that he was trying to raise Shinichiro from death?
Wakasa: Benkei, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Benkei: Raise the dead.
Wakasa: And what did you do?
Benkei: Raise the dead.
Chapter 591: Chonbo do you want a hug?
If you have read 'Mother Tiger' you know that I headcanon that Tora and the Chos live together
Kazutora: So, what are we doing?
Chonbo: Wasting our lives.
Kazutora: I meant for lunch…
Chapter 592: And does look good in every timeline
Mikey: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Chapter 593: At least you can tell that a chais isn't a cloth(?)
South: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
Chapter 594: Don't ask why but I can see Taiju doing this
Taiju: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!
Chapter 595: Kakuchou when he has lost his patience
This isn't the best but I hope you enjoy it.
The phrases used by Kakuchou (of wanting to beat them with a brick) were given by users who commented♡
Rindou: Kakuchou, can you...
Kakuchou: If you let me,i would like to knock some sense into you with something hard.Like this brick for example
Ran: ...You know what? I will ask Takeomi *leaves running*
Mikey: Kakuchou why is everyone cowering in the corner?
Kakuchou: Hmm? *looks at Mikey with a soft smile and brick in his hand* One wishes to acquaint ur facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Mikey: *shivers and smiles nervously* ...You can take vacations for how long you want
Kakuchou: Really? Thank you
Chapter 596: I love this♡
Senju: This is my boyfriend, Takemichi, and this is Takemichi's boyfriend, Mikey.
Takeomi:Oh...Wait! What is the situation?
Senju: What do you mean?
Takeomi: How does this work?
Senju: Takemichi is gay but he is straight for me, and gay for Mikey, and Mikey is really gay for Takemichi and I hate Mikey
Takemichi: It's not that complicated
Chapter 597: How to describe Smiley
Smiley: I am so horny and angry all the time.
Chapter 598: I have to agree with South on this one
South: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
South: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
Chapter 599: So, are you?
Shinichiro: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?
Chapter 600: Takemichi every five minutes
Takemichi: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
Chapter 601: A sword is able to solve anything by Akashi 'Sanzu' Haruchiyo
Sanzu: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
Chapter 602: Senju is the genderfluid majesty of Tokyo Revengers♡
Senju: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
Chapter 603: She has heard that a lot from Baji
Baji’s Mom: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Chapter 604: Same, Makoto, same(Baji would also agree if it is about school)
Makoto: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
Chapter 605: Rindou in the Bonten timeline
Rindou: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
Chapter 606: Just sometimes, Chome?
Chome: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
Chapter 607: Chonbo during the Toman vs Valhalla fight
Chonbo: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Chapter 608: They said no returns, Demon-San. I'm sorry you had to suffer with that but in this universe therapy doesn't exist♡
Demon: Hey, I took your souls last month and-
Kazutora/Mikey: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…
Chapter 609: I think your phone is trying to tell you something you shouldn't know
Benkei: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.
Chapter 610: Akkun in everytime timeline he killed himself and in the one he just tried to kill Michi
Akkun: Please! Pretend I'm useful!
Chapter 611: I don't do any of them but sometimes I wanna stab
Ran: I don't dab. I stab.
Chapter 612: Naoto everytime Takemichi comes back and cries
Naoto: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
Chapter 613: Mitsuya is finally losing the little rest of sanity he has
Mitsuya: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Mitsuya: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
Chapter 614: No one can tell me this isn't them
Senju/Mikey: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
Chapter 615: Description of Hanma Shuji
Hanma: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Chapter 616: He probably would do that and don't ask me why
Chifuyu: I will send my army to attack!
Chifuyu: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
Chapter 617: Kazutora whenver someone wants him to talk with more people in the future
Kazutora: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Chapter 618: Kakuchou when he joined Tenjiku and Bonten(his sanity and patience are the ones being attacked)
Kakuchou: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Chapter 619: I'm weird by Choji
Choji: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid mask on? That’s weird.
Chapter 620: The only time Baji is smart
Baji: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Baji: And atoms never touch each other.
Baji: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
Chapter 621: Why, Shion? You make it sound like you killed someone
Shion, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
Chapter 622: Me too, Peh-yan!
Peh-yan: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
Chapter 623: We know, Hakkai
Hakkai: Here's two facts about me.
Hakkai: 1. I hate hot people.
Hakkai: 2. I'm a hypocrite.
Chapter 624: Do you wanna try that with a crying Angry? I don't think it would solve that problem
Rindou: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
Chapter 625: He is perfect<3
Naoto: I warned you.
Naoto: I'm perfect.
Chapter 626: At least you tried, Pah
Pah-chin: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.
Chapter 627: I do the same all the time(and most of the time I don't find the way)
Angry: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Chapter 628: Yahoo! Answers is always there for you, Mochi
Mochi: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Mochi: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.
Chapter 629: Come here, Angry, I want that too<3
Angry: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
Chapter 630: Makoto when he really wants something but doesn't have any money
Makoto: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!
Chapter 631: When Michi asked Takuya's opinion on his fashion sense
Takuya: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
Chapter 632: You would hit them anyway
Baji: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
Chapter 633: Kakuchou when he comes back from his vacations and Bonten executives and leader haven't slept for a year
Kakuchou: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Chapter 634: Depending on the bug I will do the same as Wakasa
Wakasa: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Wakasa: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
Chapter 635: Mucho when he was leaving juvie and saw Sanzu
Mucho: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
Chapter 636: Probably you should take a rest after this one
Takemichi: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
Chapter 637: Draken, no to the second one!
Draken: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Chapter 638: I'm curious to who he is saying this
Smiley: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
Chapter 639: Kazutora also describes me so well in this one
Kazutora I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
Chapter 640: Baji Keisuke in summary
Baji, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
Chapter 641: Kakuchou after days in being part of Tenjiku
Kakuchou: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
Chapter 642: Kazutora first diary entry after his therapist told him to write one
Kazutora, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Chapter 643: Michi, please just go to the hospital
Takemichi: I wasn’t hurt that bad
Takemichi: Hina said all the bleeding was internal
Takemichi: Which is where it’s supposed to be
Chapter 644: What the Akashi siblings eat at dinner(someone needs to each at least one of them how to cook)
Takeomi, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.
Chapter 645: Takemichi will always catch Mikey(it could also have been Draken or Sanzu)
Mikey: If I run and leap at Takemichi, they'll catch me in their arms!
Mikey: *runs and leaps at Takemichi*
Takemichi, who is holding coffee: *drops the coffee to catch Mikey*
Chapter 646: Tell me this isn't something that wouldn't happen to them(this sounds so canon for them)
Chifuyu: Do you like my outfit?
Baji: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Chifuyu, blushing: B-Baji
Baji: I need your chair. Get up.
Chapter 647: When Hina doesn't want to tell Kazutora what stupid shit Takemichi and Chifuyu got themselves into
Kazutora: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Kazutora: *cuts piece of cake*
Hina: …can I have some?
Kazutora: Cake is for talkers.
Chapter 648: I think you already know the answer, Draken
Mikey: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Draken: On this moment or just my life in general?
Chapter 649: While everyone else fights they are having a tea party(this happened during the Toman vs Valhalla fight)
Takemichi: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Baji: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Kazutora: Kisaki tripped and fell in the parking lot
Chapter 650: Can we really do that? If yes someone give a glitter gel pen for me to do the same as Tora
Kazutora: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
Chapter 651: Why does this suit this two so well?
Chifuyu: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Kazutora: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
Chapter 652: We all know that between all this delincuents only two or three know how to flirt and this two aren't
Mucho, bad at flirting: I like your name
Smiley, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday
Chapter 653: When Takeomi takes the credit cards from Senju so she doesn't spend it all shopping
Senju: I am very small
Senju: And I have no money
Senju: So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under
Chapter 654: Someone help Ran, please xD
Mitsuya: I like your shirt!
Ran: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street
Chapter 655: Taiju isn't completely wrong on how he described the job
Taiju: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Inui: Please never become a surgeon
Chapter 656: I don't even know why Emma asked that to those three
Emma: time sensitive question how to flirt with a boy
Baji: Throw rocks at he
Mikey: Hot dog
Kazutora: Kill him
Emma: thanks guys
Chapter 657: If Mikey had visited Kazutora in prison/juvie
Mikey: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three
Mikey: One, two, three
Mikey: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us
Chapter 658: The only reason he never ended in juvie is because he is the 911's entertainment everyday
Baji: *dials 911*
Baji: hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
Chapter 659: Shion, why?
Shion: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*
Shion: Let’s get this party started
Chapter 660: You are almost there, Hanma! You can do it!
Hanma: Things have actually been going really well with Kisaki. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Hanma: Last week I said, “Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?” Instead of saying, “Shut up, Hanma,” they said, “Okay.”
Chapter 661: Both for sure, Senju
If I have already used this one please tell me! Also if you have any idea for incorrect quotes I can use just comment it♡
Senju: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Kazutora: I never had one.
Senju: An imagination or a childhood?
Chapter 662: Mitsuya was at loss of words doesn't mean he won't lecture you
Mitsuya: I am at a loss for words!
Baji, telling Chifuyu later: Despite being lost for words, Mitsuya yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Chapter 663: Angry may be a bit salty about his broken bones from the Toman vs Tenjiku fight
Rindou: Rules were made to be broken!
Angry: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
Chapter 664: There is no way you can tell this isn't a thing Baji would say
Baji: Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth is wrong with being a sore loser? It shows you cared about whatever the contest was in the first place. Fuck losing graciously-that's for chumps. And losers, by the way.
Chapter 665: If you have a time travel ability, maybe
Takemichi: Life is like Tetris; if it doesn't fit, just flip it over
Chapter 666: Bonten Sanzu torturing someone be like:
Sanzu: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
Chapter 667: Kazutora just wants a boyfriend(and has a 'men that hate me' type beside this happens in the Bonten timeline where Baji survives)
Kazutora: I just want a boyfriend!
Hina: It's about time, bitch!
Kazutora: So...what are my options?
Inui: So *shows Koko* this one has a lot of money, would treat you good and you would be set for life
Hina: *shows Baji* These one would be really nice to you and he treats his mother well
Inui: *shows Choji* this one is like totally obsessed with you and in love with you
Hina: *shows all of Toman captains and vice-caotains* this are all good options
Inui: *shows Mikey* this one doesn't want you at all so just ignore it
Kazutora: Why doesn't that one want me?
Hina: Doesn't matter they will treat you like shit anyways and they are 5'7
Inui: So just ignore it
Kazutora: B-but what's their name?
Hina: You have all these options…
Kazutora: Yeah I want that one
Kazutora: The one who doesn't want me! That's the one I want!
Inui: Dumb as hell
Kazutora: Can I take that one, please?
Hina: Sure, yeah. Take it…
Inui: I don't give a fuck just take it
Chapter 668: Don't let Bonten Takeomi get drunk again
Takeomi: Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Chapter 669: Mikey that isn't how it works(if we could warn someone before we fell it would much less painful)
Mikey: Damn, Takemitchy. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something
Chapter 670: Inui trying to cheer up Draken during the Bonten timeline
Inui: You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
Chapter 671: South you shouldn't be so mean but yeah I must agree with you
South: That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Chapter 672: Why Naoto said that? I do not know but it wa probably to his sister or Takemichi
Naoto: Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.
Chapter 673: Sanzu must kill more than the people needed a lot of times for Koko to say that
Koko: Kakuchou says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
Chapter 674: Really? Where?
Emma: Wow, is that Mitsuya making out with Taiju?
Chapter 675: Either Mochi sneezes too loud or Shion is being a little shit
Shion: Who exploded?
Chapter 676: Yuzuha, why? But also I'm curious how you guys would answer what Yuzuha said
Taiju: Did those nice church ladies come by again?
Yuzuha, nods her head: I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.
Chapter 677: Mitsuya telling the truth to all the people looking for a perfect girl(boy or whatever gender you may be)
Mitsuya: A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
Chapter 678: How is obsession with putting things on fire started(his mother is so done with him)
Baji: One afternoon, when I was four years old, my mother came home, and she found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made her very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
Chapter 679: I think Ran has been talking too much with Baji(also don't ask about this one I found it randomly)
Ran: Mark my words, Rindou. We have not burned Tokyo to the ground for the last time
Chapter 680: Hanma whenever he eats with the Tenjiku members and the Haitani mess with him since he came from a really poor background
Hanma: If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them exactly how multifunctional the utensil can be.
Chapter 681: Or get them drunk
Mikey: If you want the truth from someone, just make them angry.
Chapter 682: Kakuchou starting a revolution with the other gang parents
Kakuchou: WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!
Chapter 683: Baby, why? You should go to therapy and let yourself be cuddle by everyone
Kazutora: People used to think that I was funny until I told them that it was a sickness.
Chapter 684: Mikey being his horny simp self
Mikey: When are we gonna fuck?
Mikey: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?
Takemichi: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..
Chapter 685: Rindou is offering his brother for adoption(also Rindou I recomend Angry as possible lover to you♡)
Rindou: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say.
Ran: Unrealistic, just settle for bondage like the rest of us.
Chapter 686: And this is the story of how Draken ended in the hospital and almost joined Shinichiro in heaven
Draken: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.
Mikey: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Draken: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Mikey: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH
Chapter 687: I don't know, Chifuyu. Why don't you ask Kazutora who seems to be having a gay panic just behind you?
Chifuyu: I hardly slept last night.
Takemichi: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Chifuyu: Who the hell would be thinking of me at 3am?
Kazutora: [Gay Panic]
Chapter 688: I think in the end every character is moronsexual no matter who they like(they are all idiots and dumbasses in their own way)
Chifuyu: I’m morosexual, I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.
Baji: Hey, how good are you at math homework?
Chifuyu, already undressing: Oh my god, Baji, you’re so fucking stupid.
Chapter 689: I like Baji's To-Do-List
Mitsuya: What’s this?
Baji: My to-do list.
Mitsuya: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—
Mitsuya: This just says “Kazutora.”
Chapter 690: Sadly he never asked her out anyway
Draken: I don’t do relationships.
Chapter 691: Senju needs to do all the work to have the blue angel join the family
Senju to Angry: Would you both do me the honor of becoming my brother- in-law?
Sanzu: Wait a minute-
Sanzu: Did you just propose to Angry for me?
Senju: Someone had to.
Chapter 692: Good luck trying to return Sanzu without receipt, Draken!(or alive because Sanzu could choose to kill you if you ever leave him)
Mucho: How was the honeymoon?
Draken: Sanzu got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Draken: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
Draken: I love him.
Chapter 693: I think I just love putting Shion outing them
Shion: Kakuchou, is that a hickey?
Kakuchou: It’s just a mosquito bite.
Izana: [walks in the room]
Shion: How’s it going, mosquito.
Chapter 694: Just because they are made at each other doesn't mean they will stop cuddling, Choji!
Kazutora: Choji, can you please tell Baji that I’m mad at him? We’re in the middle of a fight and I don’t want to talk to him.
Choji: You’re literally sitting on his lap.
Kazutora: Yes, what’s your point?
Chapter 695: This is so Sanzu & I love it♡
Computer: Please set your password.
Sanzu: *types in Mikey*
Computer: This password is too weak.
Sanzu: How dare you…
Sanzu: *flings computer out the window*
Chapter 696: Him and Mikey would get along pretty well for sure
Rindou: Fuck me.
Rindou: I mean...Fight me. Damn autocorrect.
Sanzu: This is a verbal conversation.
Chapter 697: Smiley just let Ran finish because what if it involves your younger brothers?
Ran: I have a problem
Smiley: does it involve me?
Ran: no, but--
Smiley: then suffer in silence
Chapter 698: I need a Takemichi in my life(also I'm curious about who Makoto was talking about. any guesses?)
Makoto: I saw the most beautiful woman outside today.
Takemichi: That’s impossible, Hina has been inside with me all day.
Chapter 699: When you want something but you have to make it yourself
Emma: Mikey just created a group chat called "Mikey's Surprise Party" and just left
Hina: I'm feeling a lot of emotions but mostly...respect
Chapter 700: Draken that should have been obvious
Emma: Why aren't you dating anyone?
Draken: Because I don't want to. Why aren't YOU dating anyone yet?
Emma: Because you don't want to
Chapter 701: My questions is when did Yamagishi learn French and why did Makoto start learning how to play tennis
Makoto: Bonjour, Yamagishi. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Yamagishi: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Makoto: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
Chapter 702: I don't really need to say much about this one
Takemichi: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Kisaki: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
Chapter 703: I think I found the reason why Ran said Izana was the devil!
Ran: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Izana: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
Chapter 704: I think you drank a bit too much, Yuzuha
Senju: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Yuzuha: All I drank was Redbull!
Senju: How many?
Chapter 705: This must happen a lot for Baji
Baji’s Mom: Keisuke, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Baji: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
Chapter 706: Takeomi during one of his first meetings with Takemichi
Takeomi: I'm sorry, Takemichi. It's just that you remind me of my old boyfriend.
Takeomi: He was a selfless idiot too.
Chapter 707: Hakkai, no
Hakkai: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
Chapter 708: Wakasa, why? xD
Shinichiro: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Wakasa: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
Chapter 709: This happens during the Bonten Timeline
Takemichi: *Locks Mikey in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Mikey: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Chapter 710: Don't ask me why they are sleeping in the same room or bed because I do not know
Mikey: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Hanma: Mikey, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Mikey: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
Chapter 711: Chome is going to murder Chonbo after this, probably
Chonbo: Who the fuck--
Chonbo: Whom the fuck--
Chapter 712: Ran, Kakuchou may love you guys but he will be the first to judge you
Ran: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Kakuchou: And you came to me?
Chapter 713: Chifuyu, darling, be happy that Kazutora has the minimum idea of what he wants to eat for lunch or dinner(he is doing better than me on that too)
Chifuyu: So what do you have planned for the future?
Chifuyu: No, like long term.
Kazutora: Oh...um, dinner?
Chapter 714: What they talked about once they met before Toman vs Valhalla fight
Draken: What's wrong with you?
Kazutora: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Chapter 715: Choji, why would you trust Hanma?
Choji: I trusted you!
Chapter 716: Takuya & Yamagishi in the future
Takuya: How we looking?
Yamagishi: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.
Yamagishi: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.
Chapter 717: Same, Emma. But Shin she was probably planning how to make Draken confess to her with TakeFuyuHina
Shinichiro: Emma, where have you been? You left your cell phone in your desk and I assumed you were dead.
Emma: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.
Chapter 718: Shhhh, Mucho! Let our crybaby dream!
Takemichi: I have edge.
Mucho: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
Chapter 719: I don't even know what to put as a tittle
Kazutora: Pah-chin, I think you should play the role of my father.
Pah-chin: I don't want to be your father.
Kazutora: That's perfect. You already know your lines
Chapter 720: I was going to put Mikey but Izana seemed like a better choice(poor Draken)
Draken: Did you notice how hot your sister has gotten?
Draken: Because I have not!
Chapter 721: When they call Mochi before they call the true parent of the gang(they are idiots)
Izana: I tried to let go of my anger, and threw a rock at my foot!
Mochi, to Shion: And what happened to you?!
Shion: Oh I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.
Chapter 722: I feel you, Benkei, I also don't know what I'm doing with my life
Wakasa: Everyone know what they're doing?
Benkei: In general or the plan?
Wakasa: The plan, Benkei.
Benkei: *Sigh of relief.*
Chapter 723: If there is someone who doesn't swear, sorry but how can you do it?
South: How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they show their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going to cut it Barbara.
Chapter 724: South is an amazing cousin
I headcanon that both of them are cousins
Osanai: *Playing out of tune guitar.*
South: Hey, you take requests?
South: Please stop.
Chapter 725: Don't worry, Inui! I will never forget you!(also why is that Shin's fear?)
Shinichiro: What's your biggest fear.
Inui: Being forgotten.
Shinichiro: Damn that's deep.
Shinichiro: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.
Chapter 726: Ran is an idiot but Smiley loves him anyway
Ran: *Texts Smiley about what kind of teddy grahams they want.*
Ran: Yea wassup.
Ran: Just realized u was saying the flavor you wanted. Not addressing me endearingly.
Chapter 727: Do you remember that one were Emma had a baby? This is what would have happened if Shinichiro was alive too
Emma: Guys, my water just broke.
Shinichiro: Don't worry about that, we'll just get you another one. Oh, you mean your body water! That's much worse.
Chapter 728: And that's how Emma doesn't do as many stupid things as Mikey
Emma: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Mikey do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
Chapter 729: When Takemichi is trying to save Bonten/Manila Mikey but the bus doesn't collaborate
Takemichi: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
Chapter 730: After Takemichi finally save Mikey
Takemichi: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
Mikey: And for punching me in the face?
Takemichi: No, you definitely deserved that.
Chapter 731: Someone wants to be roommates with Hanma? He doesn't have a home and he clearly needs one(unless Kisaki offers his own to Hanma)
Kisaki: You go big or you go home. And you don’t seem like the kind of person that goes home.
Hanma: I’m not. I don’t even really have a home.
Chapter 732: Well at least he did understand it at the end, Yuzuha
Takemichi: We're going mattress shopping.
Yuzuha: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
Takemichi: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.
Takemichi: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
Chapter 733: Mikey loves to create chaos♡
Mikey: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Kakuchou: ...I did. I broke it.
Mikey: No. No you didn't. Sanzu?
Sanzu: Don't look at me. Look at Mochi.
Mochi: What?! I didn't break it.
Sanzu: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Mochi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Mochi: No it's not!
Ran: If it matters, probably not, but Koko was the last one to use it.
Koko: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Ran: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Koko: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ran!
Kakuchou: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mikey.
Mikey: No! Who broke it!?
Mochi: Mikey...Takeomi's been awfully quiet.
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Mikey: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Chapter 734: I also don't understand why you are surprised, Takeomi
Takeomi: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty/sixty bucks?
Koko: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.
Takeomi: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?
Chapter 735: When the vice-captains hang out
Hakkai: Sanzu, don't take this the wrong way, but, you're insane.
Peh-yan: That may well be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people.
Sanzu: For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens. And I'm not insane, my brother had me tested.
Chapter 736: Naoto are you trying to comfort him or making him cry more?
Naoto: Why are you crying?
Takemichi: Because I'm stupid.
Naoto: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Chapter 737: Mikey what are you doing in their house?
*Hina and Takemichi are eating cheesecake from the floor*
*They freeze in their spot after hearing footsteps*
Mikey: *stares & then proceeds to take spoon out of their pocket*
Mikey: ooooo so what're we having?
Chapter 738: That's cute♡
Mitsuya: What is your favourite sound?
Baji: Kazutora's heartbeat because it tells me he is alive. Or his laughs because it lets me know he is happy.
Baji: Or just his voice, it's beautiful.
Mitsuya: I love this side of you
Chapter 739: Baji, why? You ruined a sweet moment!
Baji: You know, Takemichi, I'm glad we are taking things slow in this relationship
Baji: But I also can't wait to pin you in the bed and fuck you
Takemichi: Moment ruined, Baji
Chapter 740: You can't get ride of Hanma no matter what
Kazutora: If I die, how much would you miss me?
Hanma: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship
Chapter 741: He is not my boyfriend
Chifuyu: Is Baji here?
Kazutora: *shouting* Baji, your boyfriend is here.
Baji: He is not my boyfriend!
Kazutora: That's not what you said yesterday when you had your tongue down his throat
Chapter 742: Just stop doing that, Hina
Hina: This is my ex-boyfriend
Takemichi: You've got to stop introducing me like that
Takemichi: I'm her husband
Chapter 743: Is is a free dinner or lunch for sure
Yuzuha: A guy just asked me out
Hakkai: Ooooo free dinner!
Yuzuha: Hakkai, I don't like guys
Hakkai: You like free dinner
Chapter 744: My Mikey/Kazutora heart needed this♡
Mikey: Kazutora, all nice girls like a gentleman!
Kazutora, whispering: What about the pretty mentally fucked up boys?
Chapter 745: When Izana is trying to be nice his gang(except Kakuchou) be like
Mochi: Why the sudden thawing of your icy heart?
Izana: Well, because I realized that the world is even colder than I am. And the only thing that you can do to keep from freezing to death is have good friends around you to keep you warm
Chapter 746: When Mitsuya only thought that Hakkai admired him
Mitsuya: I have an excellent gaydar.
Mitsuya: If somenoe's gay I can always tell within-
Yuzuha: Hakkai had been in love with you for years.
Chapter 747: When Emma & Draken are finally getting married
Pah-chin: Hey, what's up?
Mikey, writing his best man speech: My stress levels
Chapter 748: I don't know why you think she is still mad, Michi
Takemichi: Hey, are you still pissed?
Hina: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Sano Manjirou to actually work?
Chapter 749: Inui, darling, what his wrong with you and everyone who calls you?
Takemichi: What do you say when you answer the phone?
Koko: Wha's up?
Taiju: Who dis be?
Inui: No, she's dead. This is her brother
Chapter 750: Draken you are a little slow, you know?
Mitsuya: As a gay...
Mitsuya: As a FUCKING GAY! Draken, seriously, I've been flirting with you for almost a year now!
Chapter 751: You could have just asked, Rindou
Rindou: Quick, take my hands!
Angry: *grabs her hand* Now what?
Rindou: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands
Chapter 752: Doramai as parents part 4(or 5?)
Takemichi: Can I have another cookie?
Mikey: Well what did Draken say?
Takemichi: He said no
Mikey: ...Then why should I say yes?
Takemichi: Because he's not the boss of you
Mikey, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap-
Chapter 753: 911 top 3 of Baji's stupid ideas
Baji, stuck in the ceiling: Bless you!
Mikey, looking around frantically: God???
Chapter 754: Just because he was in prison doesn't mean he lost his mean side completely
Mikey: FOUR MONTHS
Draken: What is he talking about?
Kazutora: Come on, Mikey, it was funny-
Mikey: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
Chapter 755: Smiley, please don't shout that again
Angry: *raises his voice just enough to be heard across the aisle* Nahoya-nii, do you want any chips?
Smiley: *at full volume* I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Chapter 756: If Kazutora met Mikey before Takemichi did on the Bonten Timeline
Kazutora: Hey, Mikey, are you like, seeing anybody?
Mikey, smirking: Why, are you interested?
Kazutora: No, I just think it'd help if you saw a therapist or something
Chapter 757: When Emma feels like she needs validation from a killer when Draken won't just confess to her
Killer: I'm watching you
Emma: ...Do I look good?
Chapter 758: Mikey is a drama king
Takemichi: What does it matter? I'm adopted.
Mikey: What? OH MY GOD. WHO TOLD YOU? *looks at Draken* I thought we'd agreed we'd wait until he was older...
Takemichi: You adopted me when I was 14/15 years old! Besides, you're both men!
Chapter 759: I think they should all just give up on this idiot
Sanzu: *unbottoning shirt* God, it's hot in here.
Draken: Yeah, but why are you unbottoning my shirt?
Chapter 760: Babe, no.
Baji: So there was a big fire, a little chemical explosion that happened-
Baji: Chifuyu was like, 'How do we put the fire out?'
Baji: Kazutora goes 'Use my body, I don't need it.'
Chapter 761: Just give up on them, Taka-chan
Mitsuya: Any cute things to call your lover?
Draken: 1/2lb butter
Smiley: Pour into a pan
Mucho: Preheat to 350 degrees
Chapter 762: When Draken had enough of Mikey
Also next chapter will be the possible senior quotes of the characters! If you have any ideas comment them!♡
Draken: Excuse me? I lost my friend. Can I please make an announcement?
Worker: Of course.
Draken, leans into the mic: Goodbye, you little shit.
Chapter 763: No one has explained shit to past Takemichi(Poor Takuya)
Takemichi: Until today I still don't know how I'm alive or how I arrived here. I'm sure I was possessed by something during my middle school years and beginning of high school.
Yamagishi: For the last time I'm not google so stop asking me things! For god sakes It's a miracle that I have passed school all this years
Makoto: Why do my friends get all the girls? One of them is even engaged already!
Akkun: I have been waiting for the day I would leave this hell! Thank you to whatever god that permitted this day to arrive!
Takuya: I'm a boy and no I'm not Sano Manjirou's lost brother.
Chapter 764: Emma will take any opportunity she can!
Mikey: I asked Emma what to put here and she said to write this 'Draken please just confess already to my sister'
Draken: If one more person makes a comment about Mikey's senior quote I will punch them
Mitsuya: All this years were difficult with having to take care of all this idiots but I'm finally free!
Pah-chin: Even if my notes were shit I got the girl I have loved since childhood!
Baji: I will finally be able to marry Tora! Thank you teachers for making it possible for me to pass all these years!
Kazutora: I'm in love with idiots but can't do nothing about it…
Smiley: Just for those curious I have been gay since the beginning
Mucho: Hopefully I will get some peace after I'm out of here
Chifuyu: Tora will be my wife so just ignore what Baji-san wrote
Angry: Just because I have an angry face doesn't make me a violent person besides I'm already engaged♡
Hakkai: I'm a proud TakaSimp♡
Peh-yan: I don't wanna become an adult! I know it will be worse even if I will have my best friend beside me
Sanzu: Next person to call me 'sexy girl' will have a sword going through their heart♡
Chapter 765: I would totally say yes to Mochi but also someone save Kakuchou
Kakuchou: Everyday of my life I question what I did in my past life to have to take care of all this idiots
Izana: I will kill everyone who is in my way, except Kakuchou he is mine forever
Ran: Don't forget that if someone's is annoying you just pick a brick and slam it into their heads
Rindou: I don't know what to say here but at least at the end of this hell I will have my marriage with Souya & Haruchiyo waiting for me♡
Mochi: So who wants to go to a restaurant to celebrate that we are finally done with high school? I'm pretty sure that if Ran or Koko don't give me money I can still rob a bank
Shion: I love when people ask me for my type of girl. Like, darling, unless you are a boy and can beat the shit out of me there is no chance between you and me
Koko: Money is the reason I continue to live and Seishu too
Kisaki: Is it wrong if sometimes I wish to just kill everyone? Because you are all annoying
Chapter 766: I don't know why but I can't take the incorrect quote where Hanma drinks vinegar from my mind
Hanma: Is someone interested in drinking vinegar with me later? I will even pay for it
Chonbo: Sometimes I wish that they had broken all my bones rather than taking all of the little sanity I had…
Choji: No, I will not take my mask off! If you continue insisting on that I will sick Hanma on you and believe you will not enjoy it
Chome: Why does it seem like I have the most sanity out of them? I can barely get up in the morning, how did it come to this?
Chapter 767: I'm Benkei(also Wakasa & Shin come to me I will give you what you want)
Shinichiro: Why do all the girls reject me? I just want one date it doesn't have to be more than that
Wakasa: I'm too gay and tired for this shit! Someone wants to offer me some wine? I will even marry you for some
Benkei: Twelve years in this hell and I still don't know what I will do with my life
Takeomi: I have the feeling that my little brother will become a murderer and my little sister will try to destroy a relationship
Taiju: Why do people think I'm straight? I may go to church but I'm not blind so if I see a pretty boy I will simp
Inui: Why do people think that just because I have a rich friend and selfless idiot friend I'm no longer traumatized? Those two probably have more trauma than me!
Chapter 768: Emma has given Draken a deadline(also Hanayome is so sweet)
Akane: If I see one more person flirting with my little brothers I will destroy them♡
Yuzuha: Why can't there be more boys like Takemichi? That is the reason why I became lesbian!
Emma: If by the time I'm 25 Draken still hasn't asked me out I will marry Takemichi too
Senju: Be careful, Tachibana Hinata, because the moment you are even a little distracted I will take Takemichi for me♡
Hinata: I may appear sweet but if you try to take my boy from me I will kill you♡
Hanayome: Sorry boys but I already found my prince charming♡
Hanegawa: If I see Hanagaki one more time I will jump of a roof
Luna: I know that Kazutora is married but I will become his wife anyway
Mana: People say the youngest siblings are the worst but let me tell you that is the biggest lie I have ever been told.
Chapter 769: I love Kiyomasa's senior quote(it's okay Naoto everyone had at least a little crush on Michi)
I don't think I forget someone but if I did please tell me! Also Masaru is Takemichi's cousin
South: The next one to question how I passed all these years I will kick them in the stomach! I may be a delinquent but I take my studies seriously!
Osanai: If you see me in the future just act like you don't know me because I will probably not recognize you
Naoto: Is it bad that my first crush and love is my sister's fiance? Like can anyone blame me for falling for that pretty selfless idiot?
Kiyomasa: I start to think that gangs influence you to be gay
Masaru: I still don't know how I ended up dating my bully
Chapter 770: I would do that too
Mochi: Koko, truth or dare?
Mochi: What is your credit card number?
Koko: *glares at Mochi*
Chapter 771: Poor therapist
Therapist: What do you do when something goes wrong?
Kazutora: Blame Mikey!
Mikey: Become a emo lord or kill everyone
Baji/Akkun: Kill myself
Takemichi: Shake hands with Naoto
Draken: Fight your bestfriend
Izana: Kill your siblings
Kisaki: Destroy others lives
Koko: Get more money even if it is dirty
Therapist: *whispering* I think I will be the one who will need a therapist at the end of this...
Chapter 772: If Takuya become a teacher
Takuya, waking up frantically: I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!
Takuya, lays back down: Oh wait I'm 26
Takuya, jumps out of the bed screaming: I'M THE TEACHER!!!
Chapter 773: How to find your husband(only works if your husband is Koko and it happens in Bonten timeline fused with the one where Takemichi becomes a top member of Toman))
Taiju: *scanning the shelves*
Taiju: *looks around, and then at Inui* Have you seen my husband?
Inui: Sorry but no
Taiju: RAN IS BUYING A NEW CAR!
Ran: *looks confused at Taiju* How did you know?
Koko: *from nearby* DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, HAITANI RAN!
Taiju: *looking at Inui* That came from the wine aisle, didn't it?
Chapter 774: Someone help him xD
Takemichi: So whats it like working with Chifuyu and Baji?
Kazutora: Well imagine working with civilized, calm, mature people-
Kazutora: Then throw that idea out of the window
Chapter 775: Emma is the real 'man' of the house(besides Grandpa Sano)
Emma: What are you guys doing?
Shinichiro: *standing on the table with Mikey & Izana* We live here you know we can stand wherever we want, thank you very much
Emma: Where is the spider?
Mikey: It's beside the fridge. Please get it for us, please!
Chapter 776: Takemichi being a little shit to Izana
Izana: Takemichi, I'm asking you permission to date Kakuchou.
Takemichi: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you asked me, no, you can't. Beat me at making a puzzle first
Chapter 777: Taiju loves knitting needles(also Taiju is the only one that can hurt his siblings)
Taiju: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.
Ran: What was the middle part?
Taiju: I can make a hat.
Chapter 778: This is so them
Rindou: The real treasure is the memories we made along the way.
Ran: What the hell are you talking about? I almost died.
Sanzu: Ah yes, my fondest memory.
Chapter 779: Wakasa just give it to them!
Wakasa: I'm not mad. I just want to know why you two need a fake ID
Takemichi: *incoherent mumbling*
Senju: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies
Chapter 780: Toman's founder deciding on a field trip
Draken: Okay, field trip time. Where do you all wanna go?
Mikey/Baji: Food museum!
Mitsuya: You would eat everything there so no.
Draken: No. But do you wanna talk about it?
Chapter 781: Really, Rindou? How could you forget that?
Rindou: I'm thinking of a summer wedding, maybe fall, but I don't want it to be too cold.
Angry: What? We are not even engaged.
Rindou: *muttering* So that was what I forgot yesterday...
Chapter 782: Smiley if you were going to say that you should have just kept you mouth shut. You broke Rin's heart!
*in a art gallery*
Ran: You know, I'm surrounded by masterpieces but the irreplaceable one is you.
Smiley: The artwork is great, but-
Smiley: Everyone knows I'm the real masterpiece.
Chapter 783: Don't worry, Michi. Hina is there for you♡
Takemichi: Man, it sure is dark in here
Takemichi: I'm not scared of anything
Takemichi: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir...
Hina: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Takemichi: Yes, please.
Chapter 784: Who do you think will win?
Smiley, yelling across the hallway: KAWATA!
Rindou: Why are they telling their own last names at each other?
Mitsuya, without looking up from the clothes he is making: They are fighting over which one we will use when we get married.
Angry: I think Mitsuya would be better
Rindou, watching Ran and Smiley start fighting physically: Same
Chapter 785: Chifuyu your gay is showing(Kazutora is always right, Baji)
Hina: What color is Baji's eyes?
Chifuyu: The warm chestnut of well-worn leather when the sun comes out after days of rain.
Chifuyu: I said brown
Kazutora, hiding behind a tree with Baji: I told you he was in love with you
Chapter 786: Future Kazutora be like(note: Kazutora doesn't think he is pretty he is just saying what everyone tell him)
Kazutora: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me pretty and that makes everyone gay.
Chapter 787: Same, Wakasa
Wakasa: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore.
Wakasa: It's my entire personality.
Chapter 788: Kazutora really likes to give that answer
Takemichi, talking about Kisaki: I wish we could block people in real life.
Hina: Restraining order.
Chapter 789: Baji really doesn't like Kisaki
Baji: I hate to see you like that.
Kisaki: Like what?
Baji: In person.
Chapter 790: I also hate them, Hakkai
Hakkai: Please do hesitate to contact me. I hate phone calls.
Chapter 791: Where did Yamagishi come from?
Taiju: In the name of the father, son and holy ghost-
Yuzuha: Head, shoulders, knees and toes-
Hakkai: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-
Yamagishi: HEEEEEY MACARENA!
Chapter 792: I love how they are scared of Emma♡
Drakemma's Child: I'm scared.
Draken: Emma said to go to bed.
Drakemma's Child: There is a monster under my bed!
Draken: Is is scarier then your mother?
Drakemma's Child: *goes back to bed*
Chapter 793: Daddy Material♡
Kazutora: *phone starts ringing*
Smiley: *looks to see whose calling*
Smiley: LMAO YOU STILL CALL YOUR DAD, DADDY?
Kazutora: *answers call and makes direct eyes contact with Smiley*
Kazutora: Hey Chifuyu
Hina: *chokes on drink*
Chapter 794: This is so Mikey
Mikey: *texting Izana and Emma* I heard Shinichiro say he was going to Dairy Queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I'm in here.
Mikey: He asked Benkei what he wanted, and I popped up from from the floor and said 'I was thinking of a milkshake'.
Mikey: I never heard two delinquents scream louder.
Chapter 795: I agree with Chonbo, Baji
Baji: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Chome: You're weak!
Choji: You're strong!
Chonbo: You're stupid!
Chapter 796: When you didn't sign up for something but you still do it
Kisaki: I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!!
Kakuchou: Well I didn't sign up to be a mother of 9 teenage boys but here we are!
Mucho, eating lunch that Kakuchou made: You're not my mother though.
Mucho: Ok, so you're kind of my mother.
Chapter 797: Kazutora is the sweetest friend Hina has(I think Fuyu made him mad so he gave Hina's name to the sun)
Kazutora: *looking at the stars*
Hina: What are you doing?
Kazutora: Naming the stars after people I love.
Hina: Do I get a star?
Kazutora: You get the sun.
Chapter 798: Emma didn't talk with Mikey for a very long time
Mikey: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend.
Mikey: Emma is still very angry about it, but Draken and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
Chapter 799: Kazutora has a lot of daddies xD
Kazutora: Can you please pass the salt, daddy?
Chifuyu: *reaches for the salt*
Draken: *reaches for the salt*
Inui: Here it goes.
Koko: I'm surprised I wasn't thrown across the table this time.
Chapter 800: They will never not worry about him
Draken: We should stop worrying about Takemichi and let him lead his own life.
Takemichi: I'm going to hang out with Mikey and Baji!
Inui: Do you want to follow him or should I?
Draken: Let's both do it.
Chapter 801: 100% Successful for sure
Takemichi: This was a 100% successful trip!
Hina: We lost Kisaki.
Baji: A 100% successful trip as Takemichi said.
Chapter 802: I'm loving this too much
*truth or dare game*
Baji: I dare Tora to prank call his asshole of a dad!
Kazutora: Pfft! That's it? *takes out phone* Siri, call dad-
Siri: Calling "Daddy"
Kazutora: NO NO NO-
*Smiley's phone starts ringing*
Smiley: *picks up call* Hi, princess!
Kazutora: *blushes and curses Siri*
Chapter 803: This goes to everyone who thought something similar when they saw them
Mikey: Come on, Baji! Nobody thinks that Takuya is my long lost twin brother!
Baji: *turns to their friends* Put your hand up if you thought that Takuya was Mikey's long lost twin brother.
*everyone puts their hand up*
Mikey: Emma, put your hand down!
Chapter 804: Why did you say that, Tora? You know they take everything literally!
Kazutora: Be gay, do crimes!
Koko/Mitsuya/Inui: *commits fraud*
Akkun/Takuya/Hina: *commits tax evasion*
Chifuyu/Senju: *commits theft*
Baji/Mikey/Emma: *commits arson*
Draken/Hanma/Kisaki: *commits treason*
Taiju/Sanzu/Yuzuha: *commits murder*
Izana/Mucho/Kisaki/Hanma: *commits mass murder*
Takemichi/Hakkai/Naoto: *doesn't do anything*
Chapter 805: Language is cancelled xD
Takuya: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sound nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Sanzu: My favourite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".
Hina:It's called connotation.
Kazutora: Also, "forgive me father, for I have sinned" vs "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".
Wakasa: Great news! Language is now cancelled!
Chapter 806: Akkun didn't need to know that
Blame this on a Draken/Takemichi fanfic that was recently posted where Takemichi gives a blow job at Draken.
Takemichi: Draken's a highway.
Takemichi: I want to ride him all night long.
Akkun: Get out.
Chapter 807: Someone save me from this(or just write a fanfic with Kazutora calling someone daddy)♡
Hina: Kazutora, can you call Smiley? He and Angry should already be here for our dinner party.
Kazutora: 'Kay *takes phone out* Siri, call Kawata Nahoya.
Siri: Calling "Daddy".
Hanayome: Pay up, bitches! I told you they were together!
Chapter 808: Please don't! It's better if no one knows what's going on my mind xD
Kazutora: I need a job!
Hina: Just look for one.
Kazutora: I did!
Kazutora: Who the fuck wants to employ an ex-prisoner?
Chifuyu: *distracted doing paperwork* Did you ever thought of becoming a sugar baby? You are pretty so you could easily be one.
Hina: No! You could end up with a crazy murderer!
Takemichi: Or a emo mafia boss even if he is rich!
Kazutora: I won't lose anything for trying that.
*three months later during a meeting between the ex-members of Toman*
Pah-chin: Where is Kazutora?
Chifuyu: He said he would arrive late since she wants to present his sugar daddy to us
Hakkai: I still can't believe you gave him that idea
Chifuyu I didn't think he would do it and be happy with it
Peh-yan: *looking at the door* Isn't that Kazutora and-
Kazutora, dragging Mikey & Sanzu with him: Guys meets my daddies!
Chapter 809: Mikey you could have just thrown it out the window!
Takemichi: I can't believe we are stuck in this room together.
Mikey, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
Chapter 810: D+S= Death & Suffering
Mikey: Are you in love with Draken?
Sanzu: *sweats* ...No
Mikey: Then why did you draw 'D+S' in hearts everywhere?
Sanzu: It stands for death and suffering.
Chapter 811: Kakuchou is offering them for adoption
Somehow I can see the first one being used against Draken, don't ask why
Ran, dramatically: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Mochi: His name was Jarred, he's nineteen.
Mikey: When his parents built a strange machine.
Koko: Watch that scene dig it the Dancing Queen!
Sanzu and Rindou, together: AAAAAAYYY MACARENA!!!
Takeomi: ...Horrible job, everyone.
Chapter 812: More of this ship for those who like it♡
Inui: So, how is it to date Sanzu?
Draken: Once, I asked him for water while he was still mad at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said 'wait'.
Draken: I love him.
Chapter 813: Gang Parents Meeting
*Wakasa, Draken, Kakuchou and Taiju meet for lunch*
Kakuchou: I don't know how you do it Draken, how do you and Mitsuya control 11 kids?
Draken: We don't.
Wakasa: I can't even control my 4 children.
Taiju: At least my kids aren't too bad and I can leave them alone at home.
*Draken's phone rings*
Draken: That was Angry. Apparently Baji is on the roof losing his shit again so I have to go since Mitsuya is on vacations with his sisters.
Chapter 814: Tora just loves them♡
Draken: All my shirts keep disappearing.
Kazutora, using a hoodie three times his size: Spooky.
Draken: You know I can see you in my hoodie, right?
Draken: Next time just ask. *mumbling the next part* It isn't like I can say no to you.
Chapter 815: I can totally believe this
Shinichiro, looking at the mess his siblings did: How do Sanzu and Senju usually get out of these messes?
Takeomi, tired seeing that his siblings were joining Shinichiro's: They do a even bigger mess that cancels the first one.
Shinichiro: Do you wanna go have a drink?
Takeomi: Yeah, sure
Chapter 816: South is joining Kakuchou
Shion: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Mochi to Ran: Hey Spaghetti, time for dinner.
Ran(Spaghetti): What are we having?
South: Why am I even friends with you guys?
Ran: Shut up, Potato.
Chapter 817: He is baby!
Hanma: You can't do that!
Hanma: You will hurt the baby!
Kisaki, confused: What baby?
Hanma: Me, I'm the baby.
Chapter 818: Makoto loves his friends
Makoto: I'm an idiot.
Akkun: If you are waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Chapter 819: Life at Valhalla xD
Hanma: Truth or dare?
Baji: *exasperated* Truth.
Hanma: Do you want to kiss me?
Hanma: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Baji/Kazutora: Never have I ever-
Hanma: THAT'S NOT THE GAME!
Chapter 820: When TakeTora do a good work
Sanzu: We have your boyfriend and future Mr. Kokonoi.
Chifuyu: *confused* I don't have a boyfriend
Hina: *whispering* Isn't Kokonoi theblast name of Sei's ex-bestfriend?
Rindou: They made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel bad, so, can you come pick them up? Please? I need to go ask certain crying blue ogre out so hurry up.
Hina: Oh my god, you have Takemichi and Kazutora!
Ran: *heard far away from the phone* I'm going to become a professional photographer and take the photos in your wedding with Koko!
Kazutora: *also heard far away* I like that idea! Hey Michi do you think Takashi will make me a dress?
Chifuyu: *muttering* I should have never let those two hang out.
Mikey: Come and pick them up before I'm the one that will marry Takemitchy!
Hina: *picking the car keys before shouting* DON'T YOU DARE YOU FUCKING EMO SHORTY!
Chapter 821: This is why Takeomi doesn't take them to the movies anymore
Benkei: So, you three got kicked out of the movies? What for?
Takeomi: Sanzu and Senju were yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat
Senju: That last guy and a solid 8 let me tell you.
Chapter 822: Favorotism where?
Mikey: Would you all stop accusing me of having a favorite Braham member. I like Takemitchy and all you non-Takemitchy equally!
Chapter 823: When the older siblings need to do all the work
Ran, holding a struggling and blushing Rindou on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes: Can Rindou have your brother for the rest of his life? Please say yes I have heard enough of his simping to dure me four thousand lifetimes.
Smiley: Wait here *goes back inside his house*
Smiley: *comes back with a very confused Angry* Take him and only comes back once they have planned their wedding.
Ran, picks Angry and puts him in his other shoulder: It was nice to make a deal with you.
Chapter 824: How to make your leader blush by Haitani Ran
Izana: What, no...
Ran: Are you...blushing?
Ran: Did I get the hardcore, total badass Kurokawa Izana to blush?
Izana: No...it's...it's the cold.
Ran: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you 'Your face is really adorable and I bet the rest of you is too'?
Izana: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-no.
Chapter 825: Why does this goes so well with them?
Takemichi: Of all the possible futures I have seen...
Chifuyu: How many were we close to save everyone?
Takemichi: Only once *continues with factual tone* But I end up always finding myself in bed with you and Mikey.
Mikey: I won't mind doing that now
Chapter 826: Wakasa describing me once again
Wakasa: 80% exhaustation, 10% sarcasm & 20% don't care.
Benkei: That's 110%.
Wakasa: 20% don't care.
Benkei: Should have seen that coming.
Chapter 827: Hanma, baby, just stop, please
Kisaki: You're not really a morning person, are you?
Hanma, brushing his teeth with mayonnaise: What? I'm completely awake.
Chapter 828: The answer is everything(this is what happens heaven/hell)
Emma: Poison is magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Kisaki: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Baji: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Draken: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Akane: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Shinichiro, patting Akane's back: Just give up while you still have some sanity.
Chapter 829: I don't see what gave you that idea, Hina
Hina: I've noticed we have slowly started to take the 'b' out of 'bromance'.
Emma, kneeling while holding a ring: You think?
Chapter 830: When you know you can't be subtle because he wouldn't understand otherwise
Angry: Draken, can you give me a high five?
Draken: *high fives him confused*
Angry: *entwines their fingers*
Angry: I'm in love with you
Emma: *muttering* Why did I never think of this?
Chapter 831: I love their friendship<3
*Draken waiting for Emma so they could go on their first date*
Draken: Hey Izana, will Emma take much longer?
Izana: I don-
*Mikey, Baji & Kazutora appear in fron of the stairs*
Baji: SHE IS BEAUTY.
Kazutora: SHE IS GRACE.
Mikey: SHE CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
Baji/Kazutora/Mikey: WE PRESENT TO YOU, SANO EMMA!!!
Emma: *giggling* Sorry for taking so long, Draken!
Draken: *not taking his eyes of Emma* It's okay. I didn't wait for too long.
Chapter 832: I can see this happening<3
Kazutora: *accidently eats something too spicy so his eyes start to water*
Mitsuya: Tora, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
Kazutora: I'm not crying?
Mitsuya, hugging him: Shh baby, it's okay. Takashi is here and he loves you with his whole heart.
Chapter 833: She likes to feel tall
South: Why is Senju in the counter?
Draken: She likes to feel tall. Mikey used to do it too.
*meanwhile in Kanto Manji Gang's shared house*
Koko: I'm not even going to question what you are doing in the counter, Mikey.
Mikey: Good choice.
Chapter 834: It's the global warming
Yuzuha: Boys are hot.
Yuzuha: Girls are hot too.
Yuzuha: Why is everyone hot?
Taiju: Global warming.
Chapter 835: This should have happened
Sanzu: *next to Kisaki*
Chifuyu: Sanzu betrayed us!!!
Takemichi: Wait for it.
Takemichi: Wait for it..
Takemichi: Wait for it...
Sanzu: *stabs Kisaki*
Takemichi: TAKE THAT YOU BITCH!
Chifuyu: How did you know he hadn't betrayed Toman?
Takemichi: It doesn't matter the future but Haruchiyo will always be by Mikey's side and will first kill himself before he ever betrays his king
Sanzu: This is why you should be Mikey's queen
Takemichi: Haruchiyo we already had this conversation.
Sanzu: *pouting* ...Okay
Izana: *whispering to Tenjiku* Let's start leaving slowly and silently
Chapter 836: So who is right?
Kazutora: I'm still trying to figure out why you are friends with me.
Hina: Because you are funny and sweet.
Kazutora: Yuzuha says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying.
Chapter 837: Sano siblings aren't gay until someone exists
Emma: I'm not gay.
Emma: You know what? I'm gay!
*meanwhile in the background*
Takeomi: Is this like a family tradition?
Takemichi: I don't think their grandpa is gay...but maybe it is between the Sano siblings.
Chapter 838: So no he isn't
*Past Takemichi visits Kazutora in jail*
Kazutora: Are you okay?
Takemichi: Yeah, I'm fine.
Kazutora: What does 'fine' mean?
Takemichi: It means that I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
Kazutora: *whispering* mood.
Kazutora: Do you want a hug?
Takemichi: Yes, please.
Chapter 839: When Past Takemichi doesn't want to join Toman in any form
Mikey: Hey Takemitchy, do you wanna join our Toman Delinquent Gang?
Past Takemichi: My name is Takemichi and no, I don't wan to.
Mitsuya: What about our Toman Home Economics Club?
Past Takemichi: Why do you have one if most of you still can't make instant ramen? And no, I do not want to join.
Baji: How about our Toman Pet Rescue Organiszation?
Past Takemichi: No! I also do not want to join your Bonten Alliance, Toman Model Agency, Toman Restaurant or Toman D&D Motors!!!
Pah-chin: Oh....what about our Toman Founder Group?
Kazutora: Oh, I don't know. That one is pretty exclusive.
Past Takemichi: What part of no do you not understand?
Past Takemichi: *screams in frustration*
Chapter 840: They will do anything for them
Takemichi: Me and Tora made this friendship bracelets.
Draken: I'm not a jewelry person.
Kazutora: You don't have to wear it.
Chifuyu: No, we are gonna wear them forever. Back off.
Chapter 841: Free food is free food
Baji, after a fire: Mikey? Are you alive?
Baji: Oh. I guess I'm not buying dinner.
Mikey: ....Wait...Maybe I'm a little bit alive
Chapter 842: Baji failing to be romantic
Baji: You are like an angel with no wings.
Emma: So like a person.
Baji: I'm trying okay?
Emma: *patting his back* I know, love, I know.
Chapter 843: Izana, no
Kakuchou: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Mochi: Have everyone stand.
Kisaki: *sighing* Bring three more chairs that should already be there.
Hanma: Have the best seven kids sit on them!
Izana: Kill three.
Chapter 844: Mucho proposed to Smiley!
Smiley: Who would you want to marry me, anyway?
Mucho: Beside the obvious reason?
Mucho: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
Smiley: A valid reason.
Smiley: SOUYA I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!
Chapter 845: They are right<3
Emma: What is a queen without her king?
Angry: Well, historically, better.
Yuzuha: What is a Juliet without her Romeo?
Hakkai: Um ALIVE!?
Chapter 846: Draken is so used to it that he just ignores it xD
Draken: Why are you naked?
Mikey: I don't have any clothes.
Draken: *opens the closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Smiley, socks...
Chapter 847: When Smiley is trying to be honest
Angry: What are you thankful for?
Smiley: Mucho's di-
Mucho, gives Smiley a death glare:
Smiley: -eeeeelightful personality!
Angry: You do realise that I'm not that innocent, right?
Smiley/Mucho: Of course you are!
Angry: *whispering* I've been married to Baji for five years and they still think that?
Chapter 848: Wakasa & Shinichiro's first meeting
Shinichiro: Hi, I'm Sano Shinichiro and you are?
Wakasa: Breathing, unfortunately.
Chapter 849: This is TakeMikey in canon(it goes both ways)
Takemichi: It's been, literally, 5 days since we meet.
Mikey: And I would die for you.
Chapter 850: Yuzuha is that one powerful lesbian we all adore
Yuzuha: Do you know what I like about boys?
Mitsuya: *confused* No?
Yuzuha: Their girlfriends.
Mitsuya: Yeah, okay. That's valid.
Chapter 851: People's name in Draken's phone(the Akashis are simps)
Draken's caller ID's
Mikey: Short emo lord
Takemichi: I think he needs therapy
Mitsuya: My co-parent
Kakuchou: Only emergencies co-parent
Pah-chin: Married man
Peh-yan: Bad loser at poker
Hakkai: Sinnamon roll for Mitsuya
Smiley: Just stop causing trouble
Angry: Blue Angel
Hina: Only normal of the group
Chifuyu: Just admit you are gay
Baji: Reason why Fuyu's gay
Emma: Love of my life
Mucho: Where the fuck are you
Sanzu: Mikey's simp
Senju: Michi's simp
Takeomi: Shin's simp
Shinichiro: Take care of your siblings
Izana: Do not contact
Kazutora: Pretty baby
Inui: Pretty bestfriend
Chapter 852: He may have had enough but those angels shouldn't be blamed for what the others did
Draken: I have had enough! The next one to talk to me I will beat the shit out of you! Don't even think of appearing in front of me so soon!
*five minutes later in another room*
Draken, kissing their foreheads: Thank you for helping me clean the house and make dinner for those brats.
Angry: We are always happy to help you!
Mitsuya: It is part of my job but thanks for the kiss.
Kazutora: *blushing and murmuring* It's no problem
Takemichi: If you need anything else just ask!
Chapter 853: Sadly Draken is in love with that idiot
Mikey: *does something stupid*
Draken:I don't know him.
Mikey: He is lying. We are dating!
Chapter 854: Draken is tired(sorry, guys)
Draken: Can you took me in?
Takemichi: ......You just handed me a shovel???
Draken: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.
Chapter 855: Kakuchou just wants peace, Draken!(this happens after Tora gives this idea to Kaku)
*at Kakuchou's funeral*
Draken: Can I have a moment alone with him?
Draken, to Kakuchou: Alright, listen fucker, I know you aren't actually dead
Kakuchou: *opens a eye* No shit. I just want a fucking vacations and this is th only way to get it.
Draken: Yeah, okay, that's true.
Kakuchou: So fucking leave and let my funeral continue.
Chapter 856: Draken, babe, why? xD
Shinichiro: I'm so useless.
Draken: Nah, you are not.
Draken: You can be used as a bad example
Chapter 857: Draken's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Best Giraffriend♡
Takemichi: Don't die please♡
Mitsuya: My twin dragon
Kakuchou: Save me
Hakkai: Sometimes love rival
Smiley: Just watch and see
Hina: Almost hit me once
Chifuyu: Scary vice-commander
Baji: You made me gay 2
Emma: Crush who is blind♡
Mucho: I will miss you
Senju: His crush is dead
Takeomi: I forgot his name
Shinichiro: Future brother-in-law
Izana: You don't deserve Emma
Kazutora: Reason why I'm bi♡
Inui: Better bestfriend♡
Chapter 858: Where Kisaki doesn't realize Hanma is gay for him
Kisaki: Why does Hanma look at me like that?
Izana: Where do we begin?
Chapter 859: Senju loves to mess with Sanzu
Akane: If you had to choose one of the other Toman's captains as your future husband, who would it be?
Emma: Why Mikey, Senju?
Senju: What do you think?
Akane: To make Sanzu-kun mad?
Senju: Of course!
Chapter 860: When you are trying to save the future but someone interrupts the saviors from hearing what may have gone wrong
Naoto: *talking about everything that may have made Toman turn into a band of criminals*
Naoto: Did you understand, Takemichi?
Draken: I'm pretty sure the obvious reason is that Takemichi didn't marry one of us.
Mikey: *pouting* Takemitchy should have been mine.
Chifuyu: I thought it was because Mikey killed Kazutora.
Sanzu: *growling at Chifuyu* My king didn't do anything wrong
Smiley: Are you a dog or what?
Angry: *giving a bowl with ramen to Takemichi* And this is our new recipe
Takemichi: It is so good!
Naoto: How did you enter here?
Peh-yan: The door was open but also could you pass me that towel? Hakkai accidentally knocked a vase to the ground and the floor is wet.
Naoto: *screams in frustration*
Chapter 861: I don't know why I made this one but enjoy
Shinichiro: If you had to rename yourself into something that defines you or your kife, what would be your new name?
Benkei: Confused For Life.
Takeomi: Crazy Siblings.
Wakasa: Dead Tired.
Mikey: Kill Me Please.
Emma: Look At Me Draken.
Izana: Mentally Fucked Up 1.
Kazutora: Mentally Fucked Up 2.
Baji: I Love My friends.
Izana: Well it looks like we are siblings now, 2.
Kazutora: I always wanted a older brother, 1.
Chapter 862: Rindou is gay
I saw this on tiktok and tried to make it into a incorrect quite even if it isn't completely the same dialogue from what I remember♡
Rindou: Should I take off my glasses?
South: No, no. This isn't a eyes test it is a gay test.
Rindou: Oh, okay.
South:Now, number 1 *shows a picture of Senju* or number two *shows a picture of Takuya*
Rindou: Ah, number 1?
South: Ok, good.
South: Number 1 *shows a picture of Senju again* or number 2 *shows a picture of Kazutora*
Rindou: Oh my god...
South: *nodding his head* Number two, right?
Rindou: ...Maybe I am gay.
Chapter 863: I would never date a boy!
Emma: If you had to date a boy, who would it be?
Baji:I would never date a boy!
*Draken enters with Mikey on his back*
Baji: Okay, maybe I would just maybe.
Chapter 864: Tenjiku adores Angry
Izana: Is everyone here?
Izana: Very well. Now lets start planning out to kidnap Kawata Souya also known as Angry.
Kisaki: Why are we going to kidnap him?
Kakuchou:Because he si the sweetest person we have ever met.
Hanma: After Valhalla vs Toman fight he helped my boys take me to the hospital.
Rindou: *with heart eyes* He is so pretty...
Ran: And as you can see Rindou is head over heels for him.
Mochi: Hopefully if we succeed no one tries to kill us.
Sanzu: *nodding his head while texting Mikey how Tenjiku wants to kidnap Angry*
Mucho: *murmuring* Why do I feel like this will start a war?
Chapter 865: Naoto being a manipulative shit to win a bet
Luna: How much do you wanna bet that Chifuyu will ask Kazutora out in less than two weeks?
Mana: You are on! I bet a month.
Naoto: I bet three weeks and that Mikey-san will appear to give the shovel talk to Chifuyu.
Mana: Okay, let's write our bets down so we don't forget them.
*three weeks later*
Luna: *muttering while observing Mikey talking to Chifuyu with a sweet smile* Lucky bastard!
Mana: *pouting* I really wanted to win!
Naoto: *giving a high five to Takmeichi without them seeing* Better luck next time.
Chapter 866: Takeomi had enough of his siblings simping
Takeomi: *growling* If I hear the names Mikey and Takemichi again so soon I will punch whoever said their names.
Shinichiro: Hey Takeomi! Did you know Mikey-
Takeomi: *punches Shinichiro*
Takeomi: Fuck! Sorry Shinichiro!
Chapter 867: I love a drunk Hina(this happens when they are all adults)♡
Takemichi: Shit! Hina is drunk.
Pah-chin: What is wrong with that?
Takemichi: She starts telling secrets when drunk.
Peh-yan: Like wh-
Hina: *completely drunk* Did you know that Angry is dating both Haitani siblings?
Smiley: *growling* Souya is what?!
Hina: Draken's in love with Inui and Inui with him.
Hina: Takemichi once had a threesome with Mikey and Chifuyu.
Takemichi: *blushing* Hina!
Chifuyu: I won't deny or agree with what she said.
Hina: Koko is married to Shiba Taiju.
Yuzuha/Hakkai: Taiju is what?!
Hina: Takuya, Makoto, Yamagishi and Akkun have been dating since their second year of middle school.
Pah-chin: *surprised* I thought Makoto was straight
Hina: And Kazutora likes older men and has a crush on Wakasa.
Takemichi: I can understand that.
Angry: But of they were a couple they would be the prettiest couple of all
Inui: I have never seen to pretty possible boyfriends but I like it.
Kazutora: *Kazutora in a wedding dress with Waksa at his side* Should we tell them or let them be?
Wakasa: *filming everything* Let them be. It will be fun to show this video to them tomorrow
Chapter 868: Sanzu's Christmas present for Mikey
Kakuchou: I need help!
Draken: What did Mikey do this time?
Kakuchou: It wasn't Mikey.
Draken: So why did you call me?
Kakuchou: Mochi just told me Sanzu is planning to kidnap Takemichi and give him to Mikey as a Christmas gift.
Draken: *sighs* I will tell Kazutora amd Chifuyu to keep a eye Takemichi is Sanzu really tries that.
*one month later*
Sanzu: *giving a Takemichi and Kazutora with a ribbon to Mikey* Merry Christmas, Boss!!!
Kakuchou: *glaring at the ceiling* I give up!
Chapter 869: No one will ruin that wedding in Kakuchou's watch
Ran: Come on, Kakuchou!
Kakuchou: Tha answer is still no!
Smiley: But we just want to slam their faces in their cake!
Kakuchou: I already said no!
Kakuchou: I won't let you ruin Izana and Angry's wedding because of you wanting to act as fucking children.
Chapter 870: Come on give her a chance, Draken!
Draken: Sorry, but my answer is still a no.
Senju: Why? I just want to be the one to wake beside Kazutora and give him all the love he needs!
Chapter 871: How to propose to someone by Imaushi Wakasa(I don't know what wa going through my mind when I wrote this)
Takeomi:If this continues like this Mikey will end up accidentally killing one of them
Benkei: *looking at the ex-Toman members* How do we stop him?
Takemichi: Don't look at me! I still don't know how I'm still alive!
Draken: Do you really think I can do shit from an ambulance)
Mitsuya: *glaring at Draken* Don't even try to leave it!
Peh-yan: *looking at the centre of the battle where Mikey was* Hey, what is Wakasa-San doing?
Everyone: *looks in that direction*
Chifuyu: ...Is that Kazutora?
*meanwhile in the centre of the battle*
Kazutora: Mikey, please, stop!
Mikey: No! They wanted to kill Draken so they will be the ones to die!
Wakasa: Hey Kazutora, right?
Kazutora: *looks confused at the men* Yeah?
Wakasa: Once this is done do you want to marry me?
Any Gang Member Near Them:
Kazutora: *blushes* W-why?
Wakasa: You are pretty and seem to be sweet. Beside at least if I die I do it knowing I would have such a pretty future husband if I had survived which is a plus for me.
Kazutora: *mumbling embarrassed* O-okay
Mikey: *growling* No!
Mitsuya: Hey what's going on?
Mikey: *still growling* Unless you have a fucking ring with a jewel with Kazutora's eyes color and ask him on you knee you can't marry him.
Takeomi: *confused* What?
Kazutora: *even more red* M-mikey!
Wakasa: sighing and taking a beautiful ring with a jewel of Kazutora's eye color before getting in one knee in front of Kazutora* Hanemiya Kazutora, will you give me the great happiness of marrying you?
Kazutora: *who could be a tomato right know* Y-yes
Random person: *crying* This was so beautiful!
Other Person: *also crying* Can't wait to hear about them being the prettiest married couple in the news!
Mikey: You better take care of Tora or you are dead!
Wakasa: *picking Kazutora up* Of course. Now if you don't mind I will be leaving with my fiance.
Chapter 872: Takeomi needed a reason to live and Wakasa gave him one
Takeomi: Someone give me a reason to be alive, please!
Benkei: Your siblings?
Takeomi: ...They are the reason why I'm like this.
Wakasa: Shinichiro is bisexual.
Takeomi: *getting up and leaving* Why didn't you say that early?
Chapter 873: Tora's is everyone's best friend(except Ran's)
Chifuyu: Hey, Inui!
Chifuyu:Who is your best friend?
Inui: *confused* Why do-
Takemichi: Is it Draken?
Chifuyu: Or Koko?
Hakkai: I thought it would be Mitsuya.
Inui:Actually it is Kazutora.
Mitsuya: Tora's the best.
Smiley: Kazutora is almost everyone's best friend.
Angry: He is dating Ran.
Takuya: Oh, right. I almost forgot that.
Chapter 874: When someone is prettier than the brides
*the four married couples observing Kazutora dancing with their other friends*
Emma: Why does he loo prettier than us?
Yuzuha:I know, right?
Hina: I feel so jealous!
Senju: It is our wedding but he looks so much more beautiful than us.
Mikey: I have to agree with them.
Mitsuya: I never thought he would really use a dress as Pah-chin dared him to.
Takemichi: *mumbling* This just proves I'm bi.
Draken: *whispering* Should have married both Emma and Tora.
Chapter 875: How Mikey got those two together
Mikey: Ne, Kenchin!
Mikey: If I die will you marry Emma?
Draken: *distracted* Sure.
*ten years later Draken & Emma are getting married while Mikey watches from other country after faking his death*
Mikey:This was the best plan I ever had in my life.
Chapter 876: Talks in heaven/hell
Shinichiro: So that's how you ended up here?
Shinichiro: Maybe I should have invested on Wakasa's idea of taking him and Mikey to therapy.
Izana: You should have.
Kisaki: We all should have invested on that.
Baji: Hate to agree with this bitch but he is right
Akane: Oh, looks that someone else is joining us
Chapter 877: How Takemichi got married to Hanma
Emma: *giving a short piece of paper to Takemichi* Takemichi, read this!
Takemichi: Whoever sits in this chair will be my future husband/wife?
Takemichi: ...Wait! What?
*while Takemichi processed what he heard there was a big fight happening about who would sit in the chair*
Hanma: *pointing to the chair in front of Takemichi* Hey is this chair being used?
Emma: *looking surprised* Ye-
Hanma: No? Good *sits in the chair and start eating popcorn while he watches the fight*
Takemichi: At least it is not Kisaki
Chapter 878: How Angry become and Akashi in everything except name
Angry: *tired after not sleeping well because of sounds coming from the room beside his* If Smiley brings Mucho one more time to our home I will pack my things and move in with Sanzu.
Hakkai: I'm sure that won't happen again so soon.
*Smiley and Mucho enter the house*
Hakkai: Do you want help to pack your things?
Angry: Yes, thank you.
Chapter 879: Understable!
Kazutora: When I grow up I want to be a cat.
Kazutora: So Kei can give me all his attention and I don't need to do much besides sleeping and eating for the rest of my life.
Chapter 880: Emma is depressed now
Shinichiro: So who won the bet?
Emma: *sad* Kisaki
Shinichiro: Who did he vote that Draken would marry?
Akane: Kawata Souya also known as Angry.
Shinichiro: But that isn't so bad, so why his Emma so depressed?
Baji: Draken was the one to confess after not even a month of noticing hsi feelings.
Shinichiro: Ahhhh, I see.
Chapter 881: Mikey's name in the others phones♡
Takemichi: My soulmate♡
Mitsuya: Idiot 2
Kakuchou: Suicidal Tinkerbell
Pah-chin: Miss you
Peh-yan: Emo Mikeu
Hakkai: Come back please
Smiley: Bratty Commander
Angry: Chaos Partner
Hina: I slap you once I will do it again
Chifuyu: Bitch who I miss
Baji: Best Bro
Mucho: I will betray you
Sanzu: I love you
Senju: Haru's crush
Takeomi: Shin's baby brother
Shinichiro: Bratty brother
Izana: I hate you and I'm sorry
Kazutora: I still love you Jiro
Koko: Suicidal Boss
Ran: Suicidal Simp
Rindou: Give a hug everytime I see
Chapter 882: Takemichi's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Sorry my love♡
Mitsuya: Selfless Idiot
Kakuchou: Childhood friend♡
Pah-chin: Mikey's saviour
Peh-yan: Is he gay or not
Hakkai: Love you but burn your clothes
Smiley: Mikey's gay awakening
Angry: My friend♡
Hina: Future Husband
Baji: Sano Takemitchy
Emma: Hina's boy♡
Mucho: Who are you
Sanzu: Bring Mikey back you bitch
Senju: I will marry you someday
Shinichiro: Maybe future brother-in-law
Izana: Kakuchou's crybaby hero
Chapter 883: Mitsuya's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Toman's fashion parent
Takemichi: Don't burn my clothes again please
Yuzuha: Just marry Hakkai please
Kakuchou: Save me 2
Hakkai: I wanna marry you
Smiley: I will do worse
Angry: Favorite captain♡
Hina: Need to go shopping with him again
Chifuyu: Worse than my mother
Baji: You made me gay 3
Emma: You will make my wedding dress
Mucho: Kakuchou would adore him
Sanzu: I like hsi fashion sense
Senju: Draken's pretty friend 1
Takeomi: Whose this
Shinichiro: I ship him with Tora
Izana: Ran slammed a brick in him
Kazutora: Best fashion designer♡
Inui: Stop being so pretty
Chapter 884: Them
Baji: Don't correct me!
Chifuyu: Don't be wrong!
Chapter 885: Anyone who is with him wins for sure
Koko: People tell me it's wrong to choose to be gay
Koko: Being gay isn't a choice.
Koko: It's a game, and I'm winning. I mean, look at Inupi.
Chapter 886: Haitani & Kawata siblings dynamics
Ran: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Rindou says nice things to me everyday and his love protects me.
Smiley: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Souya says mean things to me everyday, so I'm prepared.
*meanwhile in a tea shop*
Angry: I love Smiley but I will kill him someday if he doesn't learn how to clean the shit he does or if he doesn't stop bringing his one night stands to our house!
Rindou: Hmmm, I see. Thankfully Ran always tells me if he will be bringing someone home.
Angry: *muttering* Lucky you.
Rindou: Just call me or Ran next time he does that and you can pass the night at our home
Chapter 887: Sorry Mikey but if I was you I would choose the short one
Mikey: *looks at Sanzu, Rindou & Ran*
Mikey: Tell me God what did I have done to deserve this
God: Do you want the long list or the short one?
Chapter 888: Kazutora during his time in juvie
Kazutora: I like to pretend I'm emotionless but I have at least 200 mood swings a day.
Chapter 889: Give some peace to Takemichi! You can't expect him to always be there to stop Mikey!
Draken: Someone has to go and stop Mikey from killing Takeomi after he finally asks Shinichiro out.
Baji: I vote we all look at Takemichi at the same time.
Takemichi: *smiling sweetly to Baji* I will make sure Tora knows he should make you sleep in the floor, Baji-san
Chapter 890: Hina trying to come out of the closet
Hina: I'm a lesbiab-
Hina: *getting really mad at herself*
Hina: *screaming frustated* GIRLS!
Kazutora: *patting her head* It's okay, take your time.
Chapter 891: Kakuchou's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Bonten's Mom
Takemichi: My first love♡
Mitsuya: Good luck Kakuchou
Pah-chin: Mikey's mom 3
Peh-yan: Send me more blackmail
Hakkai: Pretty eyes
Smiley: Like your style
Hina: Keep away from Michu
Chifuyu: I saw Michi simp for him once
Baji: Kurokawa Kakuchou
Emma: Best brother-in-law♡
Mucho: You deserved better
Sanzu: Still trying to kidnap Angry
Senju: Also lost his crush
Takeomi: Has a pretty cool scar
Shinichiro: Is he already married to Iza or not
Izana: My king♡
Kazutora: My bestfriend♡
Inui: Still updates me about Koko
Rindou: Best mom♡
Koko: Would sacrifice all my money for him♡
Mochi: Needs saving
Shion: I miss you mom♡
Chapter 892: Pah-chin's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: The true successful one
Takemichi: I adore your dog♡
Mitsuya: One less to take care
Kakuchou: Cute dog
Hanayome: My man♡
Peh-yan: Love you bro
Hakkai: Gives me Taka-chan's pictures
Smiley: Keep that thing you call dog away from me
Angry: Can I keep your dog
Hina: Hana's man♡
Chifuyu: Gives me Tora & Baji's pictures
Baji: Why do you need so many pictures of Tora
Emma: Give me more Draken pictures please
Mucho: Should have joined him on selling pictures
Sanzu: Good photographer
Senju: Call if I want more Michi's pictures
Takeomi: How does he have so many Shin's pictures
Shinichiro: The reason why I'm gay for Omi
Izana: Always asking for photos
Kazutora: He call me pretty but sells my photos
Inui: I may need more photos of a white haired Koko.
Ran: Partner in selling photos.
Rindou: Reason why I simp fro Angry
Chapter 893: Peh-yan's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Good friend
Takemichi: He is cool♡
Mitsuya: Idiot 1
Kakuchou: The one who beat Shion
Pah-chin: My fav bro♡
Hakkai: Need to hang out more with him
Smiley: Good friend of Angry
Hina: Don't help Michi with fashion please
Chifuyu: He was so badass
Baji: The other with a girlfriend
Emma: He is sweet when he wants
Mucho: Forgot his name
Sanzu: Third division vice-captain
Senju: Never met him actually
Takeomi: Another one I don't know
Shinichiro: Mikey's friend
Izana: Punched Shion once
Kazutora: Needs to calm down a bit
Chapter 894: They are drunk
Emma, drunk: So like what's your backstory?
Koko, also drunk: Scoliosis
Emma: That's crazy I'm a libra
Chapter 895: He has one fear
Draken: I have no fears.
Inui: And what if I told Izana that you like his sister but you are making her suffer because you don't confess?
Draken: I have one fear
Chapter 896: Ran still doing it xD
Smiley: What did I tell you about comparing Izana to the devil?
Ran: That it is offensive to the devil.
Chapter 897: They adore him♡
Hina: So I got this box, and we are going to put everything we love in it.
Chifuyu: *raises hand*
Hina: No we are not going to out Kazutora here.
Chifuyu: *puts his hand down*
Takemichi: *using his puppy eyes* But Hina...
Hina: I already said no.
Chifuyu: *imitates Takemichi*
Hina: *sighs* Okay, but I won't be the one to tell him to go to the box.
Chapter 898: They are dumb
Yamagishi: How do you spell orange?
Baji: Like the fruit or color?
Chapter 899: Sanzu would ride him for sure
Draken: Ride or die, right?
Sanzu: Sure, I'd totally ride you.
Smiley: *mot too far from them* HE SAID HE WOULD TOTALLY RIDE YOU!
Chapter 900: Siblings for sure
Senju: When I was small-
Sanzu, laughing: 'Was'
Chapter 901: I still don't know why I did this but enjoy(?)
Mikey: If the last two people you messaged were your parents who would be yours? Mine are Takemitchy and Sanzu.
Draken: Wha the fuck, Mikey?
Mikey: Just answer!
Sanzu: ....Mine are Senju and Mucho.
Baji: My boyfriend and Tora.
Chifuyu: Baji and Kazutora
Kazutora: Thankfully mine aren't either of them.
Baji: Who is it?
Kazutora: Mitsuya and Smiley
Mitsuya: Mine would be Hakkai and Draken.
Angry/Hakkai: Same as Kazutora
Mikey: What about yours, Draken?
Draken: *sighing* Takemichi and Mikey
Takemichi: *arriving just now* Hey, guys, why is Emma crying?
Mikey: Emma? Why are you crying?
Emma: *crying* Mine would be Izana and Draken...
Chapter 902: And this is why Mikey ended where he us
Takemichi: Can I give you some advice, Mikey?
Mikey: Absolutely not.
Chapter 903: And now we have a Kazutora's version of the wedding chair!
Kazutora: So you want me to read this outloud?
Hina: Chaos and because I'm salty about Michi marrying Hanma.
Kazutora: *sighs* Okay
Kazutora: Whoever sits in this chair will become my future husband/wife.
*and the chaos started with a gleeful Hina watching and Kazutora just done with everythinh*
Takemichi: *arriving with Hanma and Izana while no one besides Kazutora notices Izana sitting on the chair* What's going on?
Hina: The same that happened with you
Hanma: What the wedding chair?
Hanma: Let's watch!
Izana: So what do you think of our honeymoon being in the Philippines?
Kazutora: If you don't mind if our wedding happens in a beach.
Izana: Sure. I will go buy the ring and you can enjoy them fighting.
Kazutora: See you later, Izana!
Chapter 904: And one with Angry too<3
Mucho: *showing a piece of paper to Angry* You just need to read this and wait for someone to win or someoen to finally sit on the chair, okay?
Angry: But won't Smiley be mad?
Mucho: I will take care of him. Don't worry.
Mucho: Good, now read.
Angry: Whoever sits on this chair will become my future husband or wife!
*as expected the fight started really fast and the newly married couple were also watching this with Mucho and Angry*
Izana: Do you think this time someone really win the fight or it will be like the other two?
Takemichi: Who knows? But probably the same as the other two.
Angry: None of you luck unhappy so I probably won't be either
Kazutora: If they make you unhappy I will beat the shit out of them.
Hanma/Izana: And we will help
Mucho: It seems that two people are running from the fight to here.
Smiley: *just arriving What is going here?
*those watching froze except Mucho*
Mucho: We are seeing who is the strongest one to marry Angry.
Smiley: *smiling dangerously* Hopefully they are strong enough to not die when I beat the shit out of them.
Angry: *murmurung for the other two* I think I will become a widow even before I get married
*before anyone could say anything else two bodies collided with the chair(thankfully they didn't broke i) while cursing each other*
Sanzu: He is mine you, bitch!
Senju: Shut up! You don't deserve an angel like him!
Sanzu: And you do?
Angry: Does that mean I will a wife and a husband?
Smiley: And they will always be fighting each other which takes care of me killing them.
Mucho: *whispering* Finally I will be free of Sanzu.
Chapter 905: When Taiju pays vacations for the gang parents
South, just coming out of the water: So have been our kids?
Kakuchou, sunbathing with a drink in his hand: What do you think?
South: They will never change for sure.
Draken: Be lucky that Takemichi didn't join Mikey.
Kakuchou: At least Mikey wouldn't be always simping and pinning over him as much as he is.
Mitsuya: Hey, Taiju!
Mitsuya: Thanks for paying for this vacations.
Kakuchou: And faking my death and funeral.
Draken: For contracting someone to help Inui while I'm here.
South: And for helping us.
Taiju: Your welcome. Now just enjoy this while you can.
Chapter 906: How the girls night(+some boy) goes
I don't know why but I headcanon Mochi to be the sweetest and most caring boyfriend of all.
*at girls night with Kazutora, Angry, Chifuyu and Takemichi*
Yuzuha: Between all of the rich guys you know who would you marry?
Angry: Haitani Rindou.
Chifuyu: Haitani Ran.
Takemichi: Hitto Kakuchou.
Kazutora: Mochizuki Kanji.
Senju: I need to say that I would probably choose Kokonoi Hajime because he rocks that new hair.
Hina: I would go for Mikey despite everything.
Yuzuha: I would totally go for one of Senju's brothers.
*silence instals in the room*
Chifuyu: Why did we all go for the rich criminals?
Angry: Because a hero will sacrifice you for the world but a villain will sacrifice everything for you.
Chapter 907: Do the same and tell me your result, please!
First lover- Kazutora<3
Will guide me to my true love- Baji<3
Sees me as a sister and will always protect me- Kazutora(this why we ended our relationship)<3
Will break my heart- Mikey
True love- Peh-yan<3
Osanai: Put the name of everyone of your favorite gang in a wheel decide.
Koko: I feel like I probably forgot someone...
Angry: *whispering* Hopefully Smiley doesn't find about whish gang I choose.
Kazutora: Now what?
Osanai: Now let it decide five of them for you and write it in order they are chosen.
Angry: And if our siblings is chosen at one of them?
Osanai: Just take your siblings from it.
*after five minutes*
Koko: And what are we doing with these name?
Emma: I'm also curious about that.
Osanai: The first one will be your first lover, the second one will guide you to your true love, the third one sees you as a sibling and will always protect you, the fourth one will break your heart and the last one will be your future husband/wife.
*silence instals himself in the room*
Osanai: Now let's see who are yours.
Emma: I didn't expect this *shows her paper*
'Smiley- First lover
Pah-chin- Will guide me to my true love
Mucho- Sees me as a sister and will always protect me
Peh-yan- Will break my heart
Sanzu- Will be my future lover'
Osanai: ...That's surprising.
Emma: *crying* I wanted Draken to appear at least once but not even does he sees me as a little sister!
Koko: I know this isn't the important thing but what would Peh-yan do thta would breka yoru heart?
Emma: *muttering* If he fucking marries Draken I will beat the shit of him
Osanai: Next one!
Yuzuha: Here is mine. And Emma please don't kill me!
'Kazutora- First lover
Pah-chin- Will guide me to my true love
Chifuyu- Sees me as a sister and will always protect me
Mikey- Will break my heart
Draken- Will be my future lover'
Emma: *starts crying again*
Yuzuha: Shh it's okay I will give him to you!
Kazutora: Pah-chin does seem to like to guide people to their true love.
Angry: You are totally ignoring that you will be her first love?
Kazutora: I'm gay.
Osanai: Show yours.
Koko: *sighs* Mochi one is right at least and Ran's makes sense too.
'Mucho- First lover
Ran- Will guide me to my true love
Izana- Sees me as a brother and will always protect me
Mochi- Will break my heart
Rindou- Will be my future lover'
Angry: Couldn't you chosen a better person as first lover? Smiley has a crush on him.
Koko: Yeah I thought the same but bleh.
Yuzuha: Why does yours make more sense than mine and Emma's?
Emma: What did Mochi do?
Koko: He dated Akane when she was alive and I was in love with her at the time.
Kazutora: Yeah, I think is better we continue.
Osanai: Agreed. Angry your time.
Angry: I'm not unhappy with my results.
'Rindou- First lover
Mochi- Will guide me to my true love
Izana- Sees me as a brother and will always protect me
Kisaki- Will break my heart
Ran- Will be my future lover'
Kazutora: For a second I thought Kisaki would be your future husband.
Angry: I was actually lucky on that one.
Emma: I'm feeling jealous because Izana sees you as his brothers but he hasn't contacted me in years.
Koko: Don't worry I will tell Kakuchou and he will do something about it.
Yuzuha: Now is your turn, Kazutora!
Kazutora: Kinda like mine even if I would have prefered either Draken or Wakasa as my future husband I'm happy with Benkei
'Takemichi- First lover
Senju- Will guide me to my true love
Draken- Sees me as a brother and will always protect me
Takeomi- Will break my heart
Benkei- Will be my future lover'
Emma: *whispering* At least he only sees you as brother.
Yuzuha: I so wanted Takemichi appeared at leats once on mine and here he appears on yours!
Koko: Did Takeomi break your heart in revenge for killing his only crush?
Osanai: Or Kazutora may have fallen for him and they tried to date but Takeomi couldn't move on from his dead lover.
Kazutora: My heart as been broken so many times that one more won't hurt
Angry: Do you wnat a hug?
Kazutora: *sighing* If you don't mind
Chapter 908: It does It's work
Hina: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Yuzuha: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does work for me
Chapter 909: Mikey you could have just said no
Mochi: Hey, do you have a bag I could borrow?
Mikey: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Mochi: Literally, all you had to say was no.
Chapter 910: I thought Rindou would say bones but thankfully he didn't
Hanma: Rules are made to be broken.
Kisaki: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Izana: Uh, piñatas.
Shion: Glow sticks.
Rindou: Karate boards.
Mucho: Spaghetti in a small pot.
Chapter 911: Koko understands you Taiju
Koko, opening the door: Hi.
Taiju: Love is dead and never existed. All he did his betray me as I lay sick and festering. He is the definition of dread.
Koko: Are...Are you okay?
Taiju: No, Mitsuya's little sisters stole my black card.
Koko: I understand you. Takemichi stole mine too.
Chapter 912: Angry being a sweetheart after getting 'adopted' into Tenjiku
Izana, angrily: ARE YOU-
Izana: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Kisaki: ...What was that?
Angry: Kakuchou banned Izana from swearing, so I've volunteered to help him out.
Chapter 913: I want to be one too!
Wakasa: I want to be a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful.
Senju: You know caterpillars have a lifespan of about a week, right?
Wakasa: Yet another highlight!
Chapter 914: Someone save him, please.
Rindou: I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Shion: Just turn your phone upside down and the 6.
Kakuchou, stopping her choking for a second: What the he-
Chapter 915: She would totally do that
Senju: Sanzu 'Loyal Mad Dog' Haruchiyo is seriously the biggest jerk on the face of earth.
Someone: How do you know that?
Senju: Oh, he is one of my older brothers.
Chapter 916: No one would be able to hurt the angel
Kakuchou: Okay, you are driving, and Smiley and Angry walk onto the road. Quik! What do you hit?
Izana: Oh, definitely Smiley. I could never hurt Angry.
Kakuchou, sighing: The brakes, Izana, you hit the brakes!
Chapter 917: I really like to use Tora for this ones
Mitsuya, angry: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Kazutora: Bold of you to assume I was ever held.
Chapter 918: Don't tell Taiju he is nice
Takemichi: You know what? Underneath it all, you are actually quite nice.
Taiju: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you will be hearing from my lawyers.
Chapter 919: I want to know too
Sanzu: Takeomi sneezed earlier and I accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you'.
Senju: How do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'?
Chapter 920: Siblings dynamic
Mikey: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of Takemitchy's parents?
Emma: You don't need any help from me to do that.
Chapter 921: Why can I totally see this?
Kazutora: Don't you think we went overboard with the decorations?
Baji: Nah, it looks cool.
Kazutora: I think the backyard is on fire.
Chapter 922: Better than Ran's comparison
Mochi: You remind me of the ocean.
Izana: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Mochi: Because you are salty and scare people.
Chapter 923: The most idiotic smart advice for you guys
Shion: I've changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'.
Shion: So if I forget it then my devices will remind me 'your password is incorrect'.
South: That's the most genius piece of idiocy that I've ever heard.
Chapter 924: First division dynamics once more
Chifuyu: Alright, let's go over this again.
Takemichi: If somethings breaks?
Kazutora: We try and fix it before Draken or Mitsuya come.
Chifuyu: And if that doesn't work?
Kazutora: We blame Baji.
Baji: Seriously? I hate you guys.
Takemichi: We love you too.
Chapter 925: Baji, please let him have his moment
Baji: That was pretty badass, Takemichi. Until it wasn't.
Chapter 926: Mikey no
Mikey: It costs $100 to go see a therapist. However, it costs $0 to tell myself 'it really do be like that sometimes'.
Takemichi: Mikey no.
Chapter 927: Here is a Baji version of the codename quote(someoen said they could imagine Baji doing it so here it is)
This is the founder members + Emma
Baji: From now on we will be using code names.
Baji: You can address me as Eagle One.
Baji: Mikey is “been there done that”.
Baji: Kazutora is “currently doing that”.
Baji: Mitsuya and Draken is “it happened once in a dream 1 & 2”.
Baji: Emma is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”.
Baji: And Pah-chin is..
Baji: Eagle Two
Pah-chin: Oh thank god.
Chapter 928: Well he isn't wrong
Angry: Name a way to be nice to others.
Smiley: Don't kill them.
Angry: Setting the bar a little low, but I will allow it.
Chapter 929: And that is why Izana lost to Mikey
Emma: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Shinichiro: Ridiculous. Give me and example of this.
Chapter 930: Just to go to sleep, baby.
Kazutora: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Baji: I got a solid eight minutes.
Baji: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
Chapter 931: Just get him a bird, Shin!
Shinichiro: So, what do you want for your birthday?
Mikey: A bird.
Shinichiro: But I can't-
Mikey: I Said I Want A Bird.
Chapter 932: Taiju that isn't working
Taiju: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.
Koko: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.
Taiju: Out of anger.
Chapter 933: It makes sense.
Baji: It's times like this when I wish I had listened to what my mother told me.
Chome: Why, what did she tell you?
Baji: I don't know, I didn't listen.
Chapter 934: Sanzu should have hidden them better
Senju: *high on Sanzu's pills*
Takeomi: How high are you right now?
Senju: How what?
Chapter 935: This is canon(Mikey just accept that you are loved and stop being a emo lord)
Mikey: *sighs* No one really loves me.
Sanzu/Takemichi: Are you sure?
Sanzu/Takemichi, aggressively pointing at themselves: ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT?
Chapter 936: Izana really hates Emma's taste in men
Izana: I found two puppies and I'm gonna name them after Emma and Mikey.
Mochi: That's...Actually nice....I think
Izana: They are named Tasteless and Little Bitch.
Kakuchou: There it is-
Chapter 937: Someone just give a therapist to this kids, please
Emma: Treat spiders as you want to be treated.
Kazutora/Mikey: Killed without thinking twice.
Chapter 938: Should have been more especific xD
Chifuyu: *throws a ball at Hanma*
Chifuyu: okay, now throw it back.
Hanma: *throws ir back*
Chifuyu: I MEANT THE BALL!!!
Takemichi: But you have to admit that he got the moves.
Kisaki: Sadly I have to agree with Hanagaki.
Chifuyu: I give up on you guys.
Chapter 939: I'm not even going to ask what is wrong with them
Draken: You must be tired.
Mikey: No, I'm good. Refreshed and ready to fight anyone who thinks that can win against Toman.
Draken: I was talking to Takemichi:
Mikey: Well, I was talking to Kazutora.
*close to them but still far Takemichi and Kazutora observe them*
Takemichi: Are they always like this?
Takemichi: And does Mikey realise you are one of those enemies?
Kazutora: Probably not.
Kazutora: Wanna go and get something eat?
Chapter 940: If you save my food you will also be my hero(also this happened during Bonten Mikey and Takemichi's meeting with the other two observing it)
Kazutora: You are my hero!
Sanzu: All I did was catch your plate of chicken nuggets before thye fell in the floor.
Kazutora: But you did it heroically!
Mikey: *looking at them increduliously with Takemichi* Can you shut up? We are trying to have a moment here!
Sanzu/Kazutora: *look at each otehr and then at the other two* Yeah, okay.
Chapter 941: Them playing Cards VS Humanity(I think that was the name if not someone correct me)
Poor Senju and Yuzuha that were expecting funny things and not this.
Yuzuha: This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot and full of.....
Mikey: Poor life choices.
Kazutora: I don't want to be alive.
Izana: Each day I make things worse.
Wakasa: I'm dead inside.
Takemichi: I just saw someone die.
Draken: Getting stabbed.
Kisaki: Maniulating things.
Koko: Not knowing what I'm doing.
Sanzu: Drugs and killing.
Senju: ...Stripers in my bed.
Chapter 942: Angry is still a sweetheart
Angry: *carrying all the suplies in both arms*
Izana: *reaches out to help him*
Angry: *switches all the suplies to one arm to hold Izana's hand*
Izana: That's not what I-....Okay
Mochi/ Kakuchou: *right behind them* This is so adorable.
Chapter 943: Hakkai's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Gay for Mitsuya
Takemichi: Leave my clothes alone♡
Mitsuya: My baby♡
Kakuchou: Mitsuya's wife
Pah-chin: Mitsuya's No.1 fan
Peh-yan: Mitsuya's simp
Yuzuha: Gay little brother♡
Smiley: Just confess already
Angry: Matching piercings♡
Hina: He is a total simp
Chifuyu: My simp partner
Baji: I'm pretty sure you gay
Emma: Mitsuya's lover
Mucho: Just another simp
Sanzu: We simp together
Senju: Isn't he the wife of Mitsuya
Takeomi: Pretty sure I saw him once
Shinichiro: Mitsuya's boy
Izana: I like your hairstyle
Kazutora: Adorable simp
Inui: Kinda cute
Taiju: One of my gays 1
Chapter 944: Smiley's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Evil twin
Takemichi: Your smile scares me
Mitsuya: Stop breaking things
Kakuchou: Your not my kid thankfully
Pah-chin: Cool but scary
Peh-yan: One of the best captains
Hakkai: Angry's brother
Hina: Too chaotic twin
Chifuyu: Stop teasing me
Baji: The worse twin
Emma: Angry's violent brother
Mucho: Love of my life that I betrayed
Sanzu: Mucho loves you
Senju: The violent one
Takeomi: His smile gives bad vibes
Shinichiro: Does he ever open his eyes
Izana: I think Mucho likes him
Kazutora: Angel's twin
Inui: Good chef but stay away
Rindou: Scary brother-in-law
Ran: Will probably kill Rin
Chapter 945: How the meeting should have gone
Mikey: Any questions?
Takemichi: Yes, did you miss us?
Takemichi: Quick follow-up: Did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if any of us was looking at it too?
Takemichi: Knew it!
Chapter 946: Draken should have done this
Emma: *looks sad*
Draken: Raise your head, my queen, your crown is falling.
Chapter 947: Sorry but I have nothing to defend myself on this one
Ran: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Ran: We are breaking up.
Smiley: I was just kidding, my love.
Ran: Should have remembered that before doing what you did.
*not too far from them*
Angry: Well it seems like your brother is single now.
Chapter 948: If Takemichi had learnt how to fight this would be the why
Chifuyu: It's cool that you know how to fight, partner.
Takemichi: Well I mean, I grew up with those for idiots *pointing to Takuya, Akkun, Yamagishi & Makoto*
Chifuyu, disbelieving: They taught you how to fight?
Takemichi, not even looking up from the manga Chifuyu let him borrow: No, Makoto and Yamagishi thought it would be cool to do the naruto run in school cafeteria. Clearly someone had to protect them.
Chapter 949: Koko be looking good for sure
Koko: Looking good, Akashi.
Sanzu: We have been married for over six years. Why are you calling me by my last name?
Koko: I was talking to myself.
Chapter 950: Actually I need to see Mikey doing this
Mikey, to Takemichi: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to naruto run past you again?
Chapter 951: He is both
Chifuyu: Kazutora is my bf.
Baji: Bestfriend or boyfriend?
Chapter 952: Shouldn't have said that Mitsuya
Mitsuya: You either buckle down and go to school or you will end up at McDonald's.
Mikey: We going to McDonald's if I don't go to school?!
Chapter 953: Yuzuha's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: She is so cool♡
Takemichi: I want a sister like ker♡
Kakuchou: Do you wanna be my kid
Pah-chin: She is grace
Peh-yan: She is beauty
Hakkai: Pretty sister♡
Smiley: She will kick you in the face
Hina: I wanna be her when I grow up
Chifuyu: Pretty but scary
Baji: Almost made me bi
Emma: My idol♡
Mucho: Should have joined Tenjiku
Senju: She made me lesbian♡
Takeomi: Senju's crush
Shinichiro: She is a goddess
Izana: Kinda badass
Kazutora: I adore her♡
Inui: Badass girl♡
Taiju: One of my gays 2
Chapter 954: Angry's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Chaos Partner♡
Takemichi: So cute♡
Mitsuya: My fav child♡
Pah-chin: He is too cute
Peh-yan: Cutie pie
Hakkai: Best friend♡
Rindou: My husband♡
Hina: Adorable baby♡
Chifuyu: Stop being cute
Baji: Haitani Souya♡
Mucho: Ex brother-in-law♡
Sanzu: Everyone wants to kidnap him
Senju: Can we adopt him♡
Takeomi: He should be an Akashi
Shinichiro: Toman's baby
Izana: My son♡
Kazutora: Pretty baby♡
Inui: Too adorable for this world♡
Ran: You are too good for Rin♡
Chapter 955: Shin should have known not to ask that to Mikey
Shinichiro: I was looking in the mirror and I'm feeling kinda unattractive, could you compliment me to make me feel better?
Mikey: You have great sight.
Chapter 956: Mikey what were you doing there?!
Takemichi: Something just brushed my left leg!
Hina: What was it?!
Takemichi: ...Oh, no. It's okay, it was just Mikey.
Chapter 957: Their dinners must be really interesting xD
*Tenjiku having dinner*
Shion: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so is baby oil-?
Kakuchou: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?
Chapter 958: When you are converting your therapist to need a therapist(for the second time)
Therapist: What do we say when things so wrong?
Izana: Don't be sad because sad spelled backwards is das. and das not good.
Therapist, writing in a notebook: That's brilliant! Can I use that?
Chapter 959: Sanzu finds out Senju took his pills
Senju: *leaning into Sanzu* Haruchiyo has no idea I'm high on his pills right now.
Sanzu: You're high on my pills, Senju?!
Senju: Oops, sorry.
Senju: *leaning into a very amused Takeomi* Haruchiyo has no idea I'm high on his pills right now.
Chapter 960: Don't worry Izana there are a lot of people ready to hug you
Izana, to Kakuchou: I kinda need a hug but I'd rather Die than let anyone know I'm a human being that desperately needs intimacy:
Chapter 961: I've never had any of them too
Senju: I've never had a real friend before.
Angry: I can be your friend!.
Senju: I've also never had a boyfriend before.
Chapter 962: Who are you fighting Yuzu?
Yuzuha: Bro, send dudes!
Emma: Don't you mean nudes?
Yuzuha: No, I'm in a fight. I need men.
Chapter 963: They truly are
Mikey: Draken is on a Holiday with Takemitchy and Emma so I'm gonna cut all the sleeves of my shirts.
Mikey: They are like my 95% of my impulse control.
Chapter 964: Poor Shion
*at a restaurant*
South: Are you single?
Shion, blushing: Yes, I am.
South: *takes away the extra chair in front of him*
Chapter 965: Or maybe it does because you still have it in the future, Michi.
Hakkai: What if our phobias are just how we died in our past life?
Takemichi: I KNEW TAHT MICROWAVE LOOKED FAMILIAR!
Chapter 966: Not the best at this job
He just followed Chifuyu
*in a plane*
Baji, to Akane: Would you like a drink?
Akane: What are my options?
Baji: Yes or no.
Chapter 967: South said no to romance in Rokuhara
Rindou, looking at Ran and Kakuchou: Love is in the air.
South: *spraying a can of of roach repellent on them while holding his nose* Not anymore.
Chapter 968: I don't think you were straight even in the beginning
Chifuyu: I started this semester with straight A's.
Chifuyu, looking at Baji and Kazutora: Now, I'm not even straight.
Chapter 969: Yeah, they were kissing
Dom Akane+Sub Mochi is my new headcanon<3
Koko: They were kissing.
Inui: Are you 1000% sure they were kissing?
Koko: Either that or Akane was trying to suck the teeth out of Mochi's mouth...
Chapter 970: When Kazutora is being truthful
Mikey: The first one to reply is gay!
Kazutora: I know.
Mikey: Really? Who is you crush?
Kazutora: Inui Seishu. He is too pretty and nice for me not to fall for him.
Mikey: Need to agree but I prefer Takemitchy.
Kazutora: We all know since you don't hide your favoritism for him.
Chapter 971: Hina's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Bitch who took my Michi♡
Takemichi: My lovely fiance♡
Mitsuya: Luna & Mana adore her
Kakuchou: Michi is too much for you
Pah-chin: She slapped Mikey
Peh-yan: She has guts for sure
Hakkai: Takemichi's girl
Smiley: Our hair is a similar shade
Angry: She is nice♡
Naoto: Stop dying please♡
Chifuyu: Accidentally started everything
Baji: Sano Hinata
Mucho: Never saw her
Sanzu: Make sure your boy is away from Mikey
Senju: Takemichi will be mine♡
Takeomi: Sorry for Senju
Shinichiro: Emma's first girl friend♡
Izana: Emma likes her but Kakuchou doesn't
Kazutora: My girl♡
Inui: Michi's girlfriend
Yuzuha: Lucky for having Michi
Chapter 972: Chifuyu's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Baji's boyfriend(?)
Mitsuya: Takes too much from Baji
Kakuchou: Like your style in the future
Pah-chin: Gets girls but is gay
Peh-yan: Gay for his captain
Hakkai: Baji's simp♡
Smiley: Is in love with Baji
Hina: Michi's platonic partner
Baji: Love you bitch♡
Emma: Baji is not enough for you
Mucho: Makes Pah-chin rich in one day
Sanzu: Another simp friend♡
Senju: Another one who lost his crush
Takeomi: He is pretty
Shinichiro: Baji likes him
Izana: Kakuchou defeated him
Kazutora: My bae♡
Inui: Stop being pretty too
Chapter 973: Baji's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Why did you leave♡
Takemichi: Don't make them cry again♡
Kakuchou: I love his hair
Peh-yan: Coolest captain
Hakkai: He is scary
Smiley: My idol
Hina: Tora loved him♡
Chifuyu: Love you bitch♡
Emma: Miss you♡
Sanzu: 1st Division captain
Senju: His hair looks so well taken
Takeomi: Shinichiro adored him
Shinichiro: My other little brother
Izana: Not bad for a Toman's captain
Kazutora: You are my everything♡
Inui: They all miss you
Chapter 974: How to change someone's mind in seconds
Senju, about Sanzu: He is my brother.
Takemichi: He killed 84 people in two hours.
Senju: I'm adopted!
Chapter 975: He never did
Izana: *whispering to Mikey* I hate you.
Mikey: *whispering* You will get over it.
Chapter 976: Netflix account(they are alreayd used to it)
Koko: Pays for it.
Takemichi & Inui: Free pass
Akane: Why will ignore how she has access to it form heaven
Taiju: Pays for it
Hakkai & Yuzuha: Free pass
Black Dragons & Toman: Parasites
Chapter 977: This is them♡
Izana: I don't like you.
Kazutora: Then let go of my hand.
Izana, holding his hand tighter: NO!
Chapter 978: They are not wrong
Senju: *flirting with Takemichi*
Hina: *staring at them silently with Mikey*
Chifuyu: You and Mikey are really quite today.
Hina: Oh, that's because no one-
Mikey: -Plans a murder out loud.
Chapter 979: Cry me a table! xD
If I'm repeating this one please tell me♡
Hanma: What are you two fighting about?
Chome: He keeps using phrases wrong!
Baji: Oh, cry me a table!
Chapter 980: Smiley rejecting people after starting to date Mucho
Random Girl: So would you like to go see that new movie that recently came out with me?
Smiley: *shows middle finger* I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual
Chapter 981: Bonten be like
Koko: Whoever makes Mikey falls asleep wins a full month of paid vacation.
Kakuchou, holding a frying pan: Got it, where is he?
Chapter 982: I understand you Mikey
Mikey:I hate it when people tell to talk about myself.
Mikey: Like do you want to know my favourite color or what is my trauma?
Chapter 983: She is just telling the truth
Senju: Hey, Inui, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?
Inui: Oh, sure!
Senju: *laya down cards* Alright! This one tells me you are a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Inui: Senju, this aren't even tarot cards, they are just pictures of me...
Chapter 984: Just enjoy♡
Shion: Your otp from the last show/anime/movie you watched are your parents, who are yours? Mine are Tony Stark and Loki.
Kakuchou: *sighs* Korra and Asami.
Kisaki: I don't see the logic to this but mine are Shigaraki Tomura and Dabi.
Hanma: Oh oh, mine are Prince Kanata and Haruno Haruka!
Mochi: I think the last movie I saw was Harry Potter so Marcus Flint and Percy Weasley.
Ran: The anime still breaks my heart but my parents are Ash Lynx and Okumura Eiji.
Rindou: That's easy. Mine are Yurio and Otabek
Mucho: I was just rewatching Prince of Tennis so my parents would be Akutagawa Jirou and Echizen Ryoma.
Kakuchou: And your, Izana?
Izana: Chishiya Shuntaro and Niragi Suguru from Alice in Borderlan.
Shion: *whispering* I'm not even surprised that he chose a mentally unstable character and shipped him with someone who tried to kill him
Chapter 985: Emma's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Best Sister♡
Takemichi: You deserve the world♡
Mitsuya: Mikey's little sister
Pah-chin: Draken's girl
Peh-yan: Draken's woman
Hakkai: She is amazing
Hina: My bestfriend♡
Chifuyu: Baji adores her
Baji: Little sister♡
Mucho: Sano Emma
Sanzu: Draken should ask her out already
Senju: Draken's crush
Takeomi: Shin's little sister
Shinichiro: Baby sister♡
Izana: I'm sorry & you deserved better♡
Kazutora: Shopping friend♡
Inui: Draken still dreams about you
Chapter 986: Mucho's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: I trusted you
Takemichi: Why did you betray us
Mitsuya: Despite everything I miss you
Kakuchou: Calmest kid♡
Pah-chin: Fucking traitor
Hakkai: Come back
Smiley: I loved you
Angry: Nahoya misses you
Hina: I don't know him
Chifuyu: Fucking bastard
Baji: I shouldn't have trusted you
Emma: You were important to them
Sanzu: I fucking hate you
Senju: Haru liked him
Takeomi: He hurt my little brother
Shinichiro: I don't even know you
Izana: Thanks for staying with me
Kazutora: He was loyal just not to Mikey
Inui: You hurt them more than you think
Chapter 987: Sanzu's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Thank you for everything♡
Takemichi: You were always there for him♡
Mitsuya: Psychopathic but calm child
Kakuchou: You are cute♡
Pah-chin: He is so fuvking scary
Peh-yan: He scares me
Hakkai: Why do I have his number
Smiley: Mucho's friend
Angry: Love you♡
Hina: I love his hair
Chifuyu: He is pretty
Baji: I once had a crush on him
Emma: Give me your skin care routine
Mucho: Little brother♡
Senju: I still love you♡
Takeomi: Sorry for not being there♡
Shinichiro: Omi's little brother♡
Izana: Stay with Mikey always
Kazutora: You are enough♡
Inui: Stop being pretty 3
Ran: He is chaos♡
Rindou: I adore this bitch♡
Mochi: Pretty bitch
Chapter 988: Too many simbas(Kazutora is being converted and Chifuyu is going for therapy)
This was made by ashe4355!
Pet shop au where baji is still alive
Baji, raising a fluffy poodle above his head: I'm gonna name you simba!
Chifuyu: No, we've got enough simbas stop.
Baji: What d'you mean?
Chifuyu: Kazutora tell him I'm too tired for this.
Kazutora: Baji, we've got simba, simba 2.0, simba 3.0, simba the fish, simba but the 'b' is silent, simba but the 'imba' is silent, simba the eats-my-yakisoba, simba the legendary can-and-will-dominate-humanity-with-killer-scratches, simba 3.1, and etc.
Baji: Ok I get it but this one's gonna have a UNIQUE name, emphasis on unique in case I didn't emphasize it enough.
Kazutora: Yeah, I'd like to see that happen...
Baji: THIS ONE WILL BE "SIMBA BUT THE VOWELS ARE SILENT".
Kazutora: Wait but it's different from the others.
Chifuyu: *calls draken* You know I'm actually considering your offer about me getting therapy.
Chapter 989: Senju's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: Michi is mine
Mitsuya: Do you want to be my model
Kakuchou: San's pretty sister
Pah-chin: Another Michi's simp
Peh-yan: I have too many simps here
Hakkai: She is badass as Yuzuha
Smiley: Angry's first girl friend
Angry: My pretty friend♡
Hina: Don't get near my men
Chifuyu: Another one who wants to steal Michi
Baji: Shiba Senju
Emma: I think Yuzu is gay for her
Mucho: Sanzu's not sister
Sanzu: You deserve better than me
Takeomi: Little sister♡
Shinichiro: Omi's cute sister
Izana: Badass gang leader
Kazutora: Favorite Akashi♡
Inui: Another pretty one
Benkei: She is too chaotic
Wakasa: Just ask that girl out
Yuzuha: My girl♡
Chapter 990: Takeomi's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: My advisor♡
Takemichi: His hairstyle has been too used
Mitsuya: Good luck with Mikey♡
Kakuchou: Not the best co-parent
Pah-chin: Important client
Peh-yan: What is also with scars
Hakkai: I'm pretty sure I saw Mikey curse him once
Smiley: Seems cool
Angry: Updates me on Haru♡
Hina: Keep you sister away from Michi
Chifuyu: He looks cool
Baji: Sano Takeomi
Emma: Shin's crush
Mucho: San's not brother
Sanzu: You left me bastard
Shinichiro: I love you♡
Izana: Stay way from Shin
Kazutora: He isn't that bad
Inui: His scar looks cool
Benkei: My bestfriend♡
Wakasa: One of my idiots
Chapter 991: If Baji hadn't died but Tora and Mikey decided to be little shits(and the others don't help by laughing in the back)
*at Baji's 26 birthday party*
Mikey, to Kazutora: To this day I still can't believe how he left us so soon, Keisuke would have been 26 today.
Baji: *groaning* For fuck sakes Mikey stop with that.
Kazutora: I understand you. Sometimes I can still hear him despite him not being here with us anymore.
Baji: Really, Tora?
Chifuyu: *laughing* Oh my god.
Mikey: Maybe he is telling us to move on from him.
Baji: *growling and glaring at Mikey* Bitch don't you there say what you will say!
Emma: *giggling* This is better than any dorama or book.
Shion: *laughing* Agreed!
Mikey: *getting on his knee with a donut in his hand* So Hanemiya Kazutora would you give me the pleasure of becoming my husband?
Baji: I'm so gonna kill you!
Kazutora: *faking surprise and tears* It would be a pleasure to marry you since I can't marry a ghost.
Baji: *growling* That's it!
Baji: *jumps at Mikey and Kazutora and starts tickling them*
Hanma: *laughing* Let's join them too!
Everyone: *jumps on the three of them and starts ticking each other*
Baji's Mom: *smiling* It's good to see them this happy.
Chapter 992: Emma just wants waffles(and got another husband from this)
Izana and Mikey: *punching and kicking each other*
Emma: Can I get a waffle...Can I please get a waffle...
*three hours later*
Kazutora: So that is why you came to Baji's house?
Emma: *sighing happily while eating her so desired waffles* Yes.
Kazutora: Understable. I hope you enjoy them it was my first time making them.
Emma: *stops eating and looks at Kazutora with stars in her eyes* Marry me and Draken!
Kazutora, choking in his hot chocolate: WHAT?!
Baji's mom, from another room: HE ACCEPTS!
Chapter 993: He isn't wrong
Shinichiro: What do you think I should get my siblings and their friends for christmas?
Takeomi: If you are not sure give them money and they can buy whatever they want.
Benkei: Food? Nothing can go wrong with food, I think.
Wakasa: What? Some of them really need it.
Chapter 994: Shinichiro's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: My brother♡
Takemichi: Mikey's brother♡
Mitsuya: He was a bit strange
Pah-chin: Best brother♡
Peh-yan: Pah talks highly of him
Hakkai: He seemed cool
Smiley: Bad hair when younger
Angry: Kaku's brother-in-law♡
Hina: Emma misses him a lot
Chifuyu: Baji mentioned him twice
Baji: Sorry for what I did♡
Emma: I want you back♡
Mucho: Sano Shinichiro
Sanzu: Could be brother-in-law
Senju: Omi's crush
Izana: Thanks for everything♡
Kazutora: I'm so sorry♡
Inui: I miss you Shin♡
Koko: Inupi considered him as a brother
Benkei: You are the only one missing♡
Wakasa: I miss you idiot♡
Chapter 995: Izana's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: I forgive you♡
Takemichi: You are important to Emma & Mikey
Mitsuya: Emma's older brother
Kakuchou: My king♡
Pah-chin: Mikey's brother I think
Peh-yan: Is Takuya also your sibling
Hakkai: Your family tree confuses me
Smiley: I want to beat you
Hina: Keep Kakuchou away from Michi
Chifuyu: Is he a Sano or not
Baji: Hitto Izana
Emma: Love you big brother♡
Sanzu: Feel you on the siblings part
Senju: He remind me of Haru
Takeomi: Shin's other brother
Mochi: Best boss♡
Kazutora: He is handsome♡
Inui: Koko choose you above me
Shion: Come back father♡
Ran: Thank you♡
Rindou: I will always miss you♡
Koko: I hope you will be happier in another life♡
Chapter 996: Takemichi feels like Hina likes Tora more(as if he didn't do the same)
Hina: How are you the cutest, sweetest husband in the world?
Takemichi: You want something. What do you want?
Hina: Can Kazutora come over for a sleepover tonight?
Takemichi: It's the third time this week!
Hina: Pretty please?
Takemichi:*groaning* You are lucky I love you and adore Kazutora.
Chapter 997: The favoritism is back but this time is Hanma(and the whole Valhalla)
Hanma: *to all the members of Valhalla* Alright listen up, you little shits!
Hanma: Not you, Kazutora, you are an angel and I'm thrilled that you are here.
*silence fills the room*
Baji: I can't even feel offended with that.
Everyone, but Kazutora: *agrees*
Kazutora: I fucking killed a men, accidentally, but I did! Where the fuck did you guys get that I'm an angel?
Chapter 998: How Takemichi stopped Mikey from killing Kazutora(Baji almost died a third time)
If Takemichi and Mikey time traveled both to the past
Mikey: Give me a good reason to not kill Hanemiya Kazutora right now.
Takemichi: He wouldn't look as good in a prisoner outfit as he would a wedding dress.
Baji, choking on his blood: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Mikey: *nodding* True, especially if he becomes my bride.
Kazutora: *blushes while confusedP
Chapter 999: South will only get up if someone is dying
Shion: South, wake up!
South: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
Chapter 1000: Maybe Akkun shouldn't have asked that
I can't belive this is already the 1000 chapter but then again I have been posting at least 6 chapters per day so it shouldn't be this surprising. Also I was thinking of ending this fic on this chapter but as I'm enjoying it as much as you guys I will continue it<3
Akkun: If you got the ability to tell the one you love one thing without feeling embarassed or regret for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Takemichi: Please stop dying or wishing for it! I don't know how many times I can time travel until I can't do it anymore!
Emma: Are you fucking blind? At least tell me you don't feel the same or that you are waiting for something! Sometimes I wish I had fallen for someone else.
Kazutora: You are a fucking asshole, Baji! You promised that you would date me once I was out but you are with your vice-captain and totally forgot that promise. I hate you!
Hanma: I really love you but I hate that I will never be the one to own your heart.
Akkun: Do you want some tea and cuddles? I can call Makoto, Takuya and Yamagishi to help.
Takemichi/Emma/Kazutora/Hanma: *with tears forming in their eyes* Please!
Chapter 1001: If Izana had lived with them since the same moment as Emma
Izana: Today is a great day.
Izana: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Chapter 1002: Rindou, why? xD
Rindou: Kakuchou! There is a monster under my bed!
Ran, in the bed below Rindou: *pouting* What did I do to you?
Chapter 1003: This happened when it was just the founders
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Draken: I don't have son...
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for strawberry milk and made us cut off the crust of his sandwich??
Mikey: *whispering* Isn't it Kazutora the only one who likes strawberry milk?
Baji: Shit! They have Tora!
Chapter 1004: Mikey will kill you, Izana
Mikey: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Izana: That's not a lot of inches.
Chapter 1005: Inui's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: I found Michi first
Mitsuya: Let me design clothes for you
Kakuchou: Koko's boys
Pah-chin: He is cool & pretty
Peh-yan: Another pretty boy
Hakkai: He is the best♡
Smiley: Kokonoi Seishu
Hina: Michi is mine♡
Chifuyu: Another Michi's simp
Baji: Shin's friend
Emma: He is so pretty♡
Mucho: Koko loves you
Sanzu: Koko is gay for you
Senju: Draken has so many pretty friends
Takeomi: Shin adored him
Shinichiro: Pretty adoptive brother
Izana: Should marry Koko
Akane: My lil'bro♡
Koko: I will always love you Sei
Chapter 1006: Kazutora's name in the others phones♡
Mikey: I still love you♡
Takemichi: You are the best♡
Mitsuya: You are perfect as you are♡
Kakuchou: My bestfriend♡
Pah-chin: My pretty friend♡
Peh-yan: Pretty boy
Hakkai: Show me your ways
Angry: Too pretty for anyone♡
Hina: My cute friend♡
Chifuyu: Pretty kitten♡
Baji: You made me gay♡
Emma: Pretty shopping friend♡
Mucho: I think everyone had a crush on him
Sanzu: I admit he is pretty
Senju: Pretty Tiger♡
Takeomi: Him & Waka should never date
Shinichiro: I forgive you♡
Izana: He deserved better too
Inui: Pretty baby♡
Yuzuha: Baby you are too sweet for us♡
Chapter 1007: He is a girl now
*Emma & Izana enter a room*
Izana: *stops looking scared to something next to the table*
Izana: There's a spider!
Emma: What do you want me to do?
Izana: Kill it!
Emma: You saw it first!
Izana: You kill it!
Emma: Your the men!
Izana: *suddendly his Tenjiku's uniform transforms into a dress* Since when?
Chapter 1008: Heartbroken Club!
I'm thinking of creating a chat fic where this eight are friends with four of them suffering from having their heart broken. I'm still not sure if I will end up doing it but I want to know about what ships I should use(I'm not going to use TakeMikey, TakeHina, TakeMikeyHina, HanKisa, BajiTora, BajiToraFuyu, KazuFuyu & DrakenEmma). The only ship I know I will use if I write this is AkkunMakoYamaTaku.
Also what should be it's title 'Heartbroken Club' or 'Oh oh! Cupid, leave me alone!'
*at a party*
Hina: Has anyone seen Takemichi or Emma?
Baji: I'm also looking for Tora! I haven't seen in a long time.
Kisaki: Hanma as also disappeared.
Mochi: *looking to his right* Isn't that them?
Draken: *looking around* Where?
Shion: At the karaoke machine.
*everyone looks to where the machine was and find thoe three singing while drunk*
Emma: Oh! Oh! Cupid! Leave me alone(Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Hanma: My heart can’t love anymore(Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Kazutora: I was in love a long time ago(Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Takemichi: I am tired of that much sobbing(Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Emma/Hanma/Kazutora/Takemichi: Hey, hey, it’s the end! (Oh! Oh! Cupid!) Get away from me! (Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Hina: What is wrong with them?
Chifuyu: Did someone broke their hearts?
Akkun: *looks at hem liek they are idiots before going back to look at the heartbroken teens*
Takemichi: I gave my heart to a pretty girl (Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Kazutora: Who has promised me to love and make me happy (Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Emma: However, he left me behind (Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Hanma: He refused my kiss and he didn’t want my love (Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Makoto: *whispering to the other three* How did neither of them notice it yet?
Yamagishi: *whispering back* Because they are idiots.
Emma/Hanma/Kazutora/Takemichi: Hey, hey, it’s the end! (Oh! Oh! Cupid!) Get away from me! (Oh! Oh! Cupid!)
Takuya: Well I will get them before they start cryi-
Hanma: *crying* Why doesn't he looooove me?
Takemichi: *crying* They are fucking assholes.
Emma: *crying and hugging Kazutora* Tora why didn't I fall for you?
Kazutora: *crying and mumblings* I-i don't know b-but why did he do t-that?
Senju: Are they okay?
Akkun: Guys pick one and run to Michi's house! We still have a lot of ice cream and movies to watch!
Takuya/Makoto/Yamagishi: Yes, sir!
Chapter 1009: How to end a fight between the Akashi siblings(they adore Toman's angel)
*Wakasa and Draken watching the Akashi siblings fighting*
Wakasa: How long as this been going for?
Draken: *looks at his phone* Three or so hours.
Wakasa: *muttering* Fuck! This is really going to take a lot of time.
*right in that moment Kazutora and Inui arrive with some bags*
Inui: We brought some food for you guys!
Draken: *kisses Inui* Thanks! You are both angels!
Wakasa: But what about those three idiots?
Inui: *looks at the three siblings and winces* I don'y kn-
Kazutora: *bit louder than necessary* Did you know that Angry made this food with all his love for his lover and his two siblings?
Inui: *confused* But didn't you do the mos-
*the three Akashi siblings appear next to them looking expectantly to the bags*
Kazutora: *smiling and giving them their bags* I'm sure Angry will love to know you will enjoy his food.
Wakasa: Are you single?
Chapter 1010: Poor Izana & Mikey
Mikey: Where is Shinichiro?
Emma: I saw him leaving with Takeomi in directions of the bathroom.
*Mikey goes to near the bathrooms and find a traumatized looking Izana beside the bathroom door*
Mikey: Izana? What happened?
Izana: *mumbling while rocking himself in the floor* I almost saw Shin having sex with Takeomi!
Mikey: *also traumatized by just imagining what Izana may have seen* Let me join you.
Chapter 1011: Is it? I never played it so I don't know(I don't know why but I just thought it would be funny with those two)
Yuzuha: *panting* Just Dance is actually attempted murder
Taiju: *in the background* I played 11 rounds of it the other day
Yuzuha: Alright Maddie Ziegler nobody fucking asked you
Chapter 1012: Or at least he is trying after a really long talk with Takemichi
Chifuyu: What the fuck is Mikey even doing?
Takemichi: HIS BEST!
Chapter 1013: That isn't how it works, Mikey!
Mikey: If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision.
Chapter 1014: Hina would absolutely do this(and Mikey is just behind her to help if needed)
Takemichi: Don’t kill me, I have a girlfriend!
Random Gang: You think I care about that?
Takemichi: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.
Random Gang: Wha-
Hina: *kicking down the door* ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
Chapter 1015: Why can I see this happening during the Bonten timeline?
Ran/Rindou/Sanzu *fucking up royally*: Okay, so I know that this is MY fault.
Ran/Rindou/Sanzu, turning to the rest of Bonten: But it is OUR problem.
Chapter 1016: There is two types of introductions but only one Mikey truly loves
Bonten introducing Mikey: This is, His Royal Highness, The Invincible King, Bonten's Leader, Sano 'Mikey' Manjiro.
Mikey introducing himself: Hi, I'm Takemichi's boyfriend.
Chapter 1017: Takemichi being a little shit but also coming out of the closet
Takemichi: So I’m bi-
Chifuyu: *gasps hopefully*
Takemichi: -lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages.
Chifuyu: Oh... *takes a sip of water, disappointed*
Takemichi: Oh, and I also like boys.
Chifuyu: *spits out water*
Chapter 1018: Come on Draken just confess already!
Mikey: Do you ever look at two people and think, “Why haven’t they kissed already?”
Baji: Without a doubt.
Pah-chin: Every day.
Mitsuya: Almost all the time.
Kazutora: Each second of my life.
Draken: Why are all of you looking between me and Emma?
Chapter 1019: If Mikey and Mitsuya got married
Mikey: I want McDonald’s.
Mitsuya: We have food at home.
Mikey, sobbing: I want a fucking divorce!
Chapter 1020: For that one person curious if Kazutora agreed to those kissing classes here is your answer
Choji: It’s weird how Kazutora is good at everything. There’s got to be something he’s bad at.
Baji: Maybe he’s a bad kisser or something?
Hanma: No, Kazutora's good at that too.
Chapter 1021: Baji, please! xD
If Baji had survived and lived with Chifuyu and Kazutora.
Chifuyu, through the phone: Hey, we're passing by the store do you need anything?
Baji: Get me those gay cheerios.
Chifuyu: Do you mean fruit loops?
Chapter 1022: Izana telling Kaluchou about his childhood
Kakuchou: So, what was your childhood like?
Izana: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?
Kakuchou: What level am I at?
Izana: 10. So it all started-
Chapter 1023: That one with the sketchers but in the future
Takuya: What’s wrong?
Yamagishi: *takes long drag of cigarette*
Yamagishi: My sketchers don’t light up anymore.
Chapter 1024: Chifuyu wasn't ready for that
Chifuyu: How’s best partner in world doing?
Takemichi: I don’t know how are you doing?
Chifuyu: *high pitch voice* I'm fine...
Chapter 1025: Kazutora sometimes misses the life before Baji(not a lot of times but yeah)
Baji: So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.
Kazutora: Occasionally, I miss boring.
Baji: Alright, so this stupid gang–
Kazutora: I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'stupid gang'.
Chapter 1026: If Rindou took his own advice seriously
Rindou: If “all the world’s a stage,” then how come I’m the only one who goes around constantly breaking into extravagant musical numbers with complex dance routines?
Chapter 1027: Mikey, Shinichiro just wants to sleep
Mikey: *tapping on Shinichiro's door at 6am*
Mikey: Do you wanna build a snowman?
Shinichiro: *in tune* No fuck you.
Chapter 1028: Who would you categorize as a dilf in the future?
Kazutora: What's a DILF?
Mitsuya: *looks at everyone trying to see who brought that word up near Kazutora*
Peh-yan: Dad I'd like to...uh, fuck.
Smiley: Dumbass I'd like to fight...
Smiley: ...or fuck.
Chapter 1029: When Draken was stabbed and then Takemichi had to take care of him
Draken: I’m in pain.
Takemichi: I told you to take your pain medication.
Draken: *grabs Takemichi's hand and places it over his heart*
Draken: It hurts right here...
Draken: I think I like you.
Chapter 1030: When Takemichi is the only one that goes to school normally between the three of them
Now is this a normal slumber party or Ashinkko's slumber party?
Takemichi: Why are you guys in my room??
Mikey: Slumber party!
Takemichi: But I have school tomorrow.
Draken: Who’s fault is that?
Chapter 1031: Discord group♡
For anyone interested since I installed discord again I decided to create a server in case you want to talk to me or just talk about Tokyo Revengers with someone who may have the same likes as you.
You are welcome to join it♡
This will be deleted later but you will still be able to join when I do it you just have to inform me and I will give the link again or ask for your username & tag♡
Chapter 1032: I hate the flash because of that
Senju: *recording with the flash on* What do you want for Christmas?
Takeomi: *squinting* Sunglasses
Chapter 1033: I don't know why but this fits them
Sanzu: Koko, I know you don’t like anyone wishing you happy birthday, so crappy day to you!
Koko: Still too much.
Sanzu: I assume you're not doing anything to celebrate tonight.
Koko: Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.
Chapter 1034: This is not about them, Angry!
Smiley at rave: Best time of my life #gay rights #out of my closet.
Angry: There’s like three people puking their guts behind you.
Smileu: This ain’t about them.
Chapter 1035: Not surprised that Mikey choose that one
Angry: I don’t think we can mansplain manipulate malewife our way out of this
Mikey: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is
Angry: Mikey no-
Chapter 1036: Hakkai trying to cheer up Taiju
Taiju: I’ve been the worst big brother ever. I’m very aware of that.
Hakkai: I saw a thing on the true crime channel about a guy who tried to kill his younger brother with a blender. You have competition, is my point.
Chapter 1037: Kakuchou noticing the change in Shion's clothes
Shion: *wears a lighter shade of black*
Kakuchou: I see you’re bringing out the spring colors.
Chapter 1038: If you want to live here you have to pay your part
Takemichi, using an ouija board: Tell us... is there a spirit in the house?
Spirit, through the board: Y e s
Takemichi: Great! Rent is due the first of the month and movie night's on Fridays if you wanna hang out~
Spirit: W h a t t h e f u c k
Chapter 1039: This is why Baji never gained that power
Chifuyu: What would you do if you were invisible?
Kazutora: I think I’d like to spend time in nature. I could easily watch birds and animals without scaring them and I feel like it’d be really peaceful.
Baji: Set up tripwires everywhere…
Chapter 1040: Koko spoiling his boss
Mikey: Yes I’m 23 and Koko just got me my first pair of heelys
Mikey: *nearly falls over*
Mikey: Now if you’ll excuse me I’m a skater boy and I’ll say see you later boy
Chapter 1041: This is why they are the parents
*Mitsuya and Draken arguing*
Draken: You think you've got it all figured out, but you have no idea.
Mitsuya: Whatever you're planning, it won't work. Also, that suit makes you look like a sexy orchestra conductor. Here, wave this pen around.
Mitsuya: Right, we're fighting.
Chapter 1042: Kazutora never when to a summer camp ever again after that one
Kazutora: Well I did go to summer camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.
Chifuyu: Kicked out?
Kazutora: Yeah. It’s a long story. Suffice it to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of their neck.
Chapter 1043: And that is a criative way to get a boyfriend for sure
South: I can’t find a costume for Halloween. Can I go as your boyfriend?
Taiju: Only if you stay in character all year.
Chapter 1044: Me too, Ran, me too
Mochi: Do you ever worry you’ll regret things in the future?
Ran: No, I regret everything immediately.
Chapter 1045: At least you tried, Mitsuya
Baji: You know what I just realised?
Mitsuya: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Baji: Nice try.
Baji: Anyways so-
Chapter 1046: This is why Takeomi is a bad co-parent
Takeomi, reprimanding the other Bonten members: We're not mad, just disappointed.
Kakuchou: No, we're mad.
Takeomi: Yes, we are mad. We're livid. But we're going to let this one slide.
Kakuchou: No, we're not.
Takeomi: I'm not a mind reader, Kkauchou!
Chapter 1047: Pah-chin should get new friends
Mitsuya: We were helping Pah-chin write his vows, but he kicked us out because Peh-yan kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Peh-yan: How is “Hanayome, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
Chapter 1048: Now it is with pokemon cards
Senju: Who wants a tarot reading?
Wakasa: Those are pokemon cards.
Senju: You got a Squirtle it means shut the fuck up.
Chapter 1049: This has to be canon
Akane: So what’s the plan?
Shinichiro: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Wakasa* he's mean and *points at Takeomi* he's rich, come up with something.
Chapter 1050: Well at least she knew that Draken liked her
Draken: How did you know I was going to ask you out?
Emma: Takemichi hasn't been able to look at me all month without crying.
Chapter 1051: Draken better not break Sanzu's heart
Mucho: What are you writing?
Sanzu: Draken wants a detailed list of every weapon I own.
Mucho: This just says “fuck around and find out.”
Chapter 1052: Well he is a pretty one at least
Mitsuya: You are the biggest disaster I've ever seen.
Takemichi: I'll take that as a compliment. You've met some spectacular disasters.
Chapter 1053: Ran's nickname(if we can call it that) for Izana doesn't leave my mind
Shion: We're not cops.
Kisaki: I'm actually a scientist.
Izana: And I'm the devil.
Chapter 1054: Why can I totally see Koko nicknaming him that?
Koko: Mikey and I don't have pet names for each other
Rindou: What do bees make?
Rindou: Huh, really thought that would work
Koko: Ha! You idiot
Mikey, from another room: Yeah?
Chapter 1055: i still blame that fanfic for this ship
Takeomi: Handcuffs? Wow, you’re kinky...
Naoto: First off, I’m a policeman. And secondly, you’re being placed under arrest.
Chapter 1056: Bye bye, Fuyu!
*after Chifuyu lost Baji's motorcycle*
Chifuyu: Baji... I just want you to know, if we can’t find your motorcycle, I’m gonna feel really bad.
Baji, stepping closer threateningly: No, you bitch. If we can’t find my motorcycle, you won’t feel anything.
Chifuyu: Aw, thanks.
Chapter 1057: Maybe Koko will give you the money
Inui: Would you kiss Koko for a million dollars?
Taiju: I guess..?
Taiju: But, I mean, I don’t really have that kind of money though.
Chapter 1058: Well you should have been more specific from the beginning
Shinichiro: I need you to swear...
12-year-old Izana: Fuck!
Shinichiro: Swear as in promise.
Chapter 1059: Just kiss already too
*Mitsuya and Hakkai talking in the kitchen*
Mana: Why haven't those two kissed already?
Luna: Who knows?
Chapter 1060: These are Kakuchou's good days at Bonten
Mochi: We have a crisis!
Kakuchou: It's a good day when we only have one crisis.
Chapter 1061: This is what Grandpa Sano had to deal with
Grandpa Sano: Who ate all the cookies?
Grandpa Sano: I didn’t see them.
Emma: No one ever does.
Shinichiro: *laughing in the back*
Chapter 1062: Poor Baji
Baji: You’re such an amazing person. You’re funny, handsome, kind..I wish you could see yourself from my eyes..
Kazutora: You’re such a good friend Kei-
Baji: *squeaking* f-friend?
Chapter 1063: No one probably could
Shinichiro: Excuse me, I’d like to have your undivided attention!
Mikey: You couldn’t handle my undivided attention!
Chapter 1064: Not surprised about this
Draken: Did you set your hair on fire again?
Baji, smoke pouring out from behind him: No, that was just one time. It’s just that I’m so good looking, I’m literally smoking hot.
Chapter 1065: Kisaki just stop
Hanma, reading about Kisaki betraying Mikey: Look at this! You played him like a fiddle!
Kisaki: Oh no, Hanma, fiddles are actually difficult to play.
Kisaki: I played that bastard like the cheap kazoo he was.
Chapter 1066: Kazutora at some point in the future where he ahd enough of someone
Kazutora: I would stab you right now but, unfortunately my therapist said no
Chapter 1067: This is Toman
All shows found family have:
Asshole with heart of gold and self-esteem issues- Baji
Really sweet character who's capable of murder also with self-esteem issues- Kazutora
Incredible cool characters and only one with an active brain cell- Mitsuya & Draken
Sassy and hiding pain- Mikey
Dilf- Mucho & Smileu
Furious bisexual- Chifuyu & Peh-yan
Only one capable of keeping a plant alive- Angry & Pah-chin
The simp- Sanzu & Hakkai
Emotional support himbo- Takemichi
Chapter 1068: Emma should just use Angry's way
Draken: So like... what's Emma's type?
Takemichi: Oh, blonde hair, kind, oblivious, really cool, good sense of humor, has a dragon tattoo.
Draken: Damn, that sounds a lot like me. Too bad we're just friends :(
Takemichi: Did I mention oblivious?
Draken: Yeah, why?
Takemichi: Just making sure
Chapter 1069: Inui is reading nothing
Koko: What are you reading, Inupi?
Inupi: *covering the smut he’s reading with his hand* nOTHING
Chapter 1070: This is so Takemichi
Takemichi: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Takemichi, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
Chapter 1071: If Takemichi had talked to Past Takemichi
Takemichi: Did you know Baji-san died?
Past Takemichi: Takemitchy-
Takemichi: And Mikey's two other siblings, Emma and Izana?
Past Takemichi: TAKEMITCHY!
Takemichi: And let's not forget that Senju will almost die while Draken will die once again...
Past Takemichi: TAKEMITCHY NO!
Takemichi: TIME FOR SAVING MORE PEOPLE!
Chapter 1072: THis could have happened if Takemichi wasn't who he is
Takemichi: Kisaki died of natural causes.
Kazutora: You two pushed him off the roof.
Baji: Gravity is natural.
Chapter 1073: This is Tenjiku
If I forgot anyone please tell me<3
Every friends group should include a:
Mean bisexual- Kisaki
An even meaner gay- Izana
He/they's protector- Rindou
Token straight that is on thin ice- Koko
The one who doesn't know what is happening but joins anyway- Mochi
The mother of the group who just wants peace- Kakuchou
The gay in love with someone in the group- Hanma
That one that can't decide what to do with life so he just follows the others- Shion
Chapter 1074: If Izana had presented himself as the devil to Takemichi(and how Tenjiku vs Toman didn't happened because they wll end up going on a shopping trip)
Takemichi: If you are the devil why aren't you wearing Prada?
Izana: That's a good question.
Izana: But being the devil doesn't give the same money has it did before.
Takemichi: *worried* Really? Do you want some of mine? I have too much money and no where to use it.
Izana: No but thanks for offering.
Takemichi: No, we will go right now buy you and your friends some new clothes.
Kakuchou: Don't even try. Once Michi puts something on his head he will do it no matter what.
Chapter 1075: Don't ask where this conversation came from and just enjoy
Takemichi: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.
Kazutora: Kill two.
Baji: Or...kill ten.
Hanma: We could also just kill all of them.
Chapter 1076: The number of times this must have happened
*Takeomi and the rest of Bonten, except Kakuchou, obeserving a silver haired person shouting to a black haired one*
Takeomi: Oh my god...look at this idiot. Where are his parents?
Takeomi: *realizing* Oh, shit! It's me, I'm the parent.
Takeomi: I have to go!
Chapter 1077: This is why Tora is their favorite
Emma, depressed, lying on the floor: I just feel like a noodle.
Kazutora joining her on the floor and hugging her: Good, I like pasta.
Chapter 1078: Babe, no, that isn't self care
Sanzu: Self care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes and slaps you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
Chapter 1079: This is them and I don't accept critics on it
Hanma: *wearing Kisaki's glasses* How do I look?
Kisaki: I don't have a fucking clue.
Chapter 1080: And these proves that two pretty boyfriends exists<3
Kazutora: What are Takeomi and Senju arguing about this time?
Mitsuya: They have a bet going about what Wakasa is like in bed. Senju thinks he’s secretly really romantic, but Takeomi thinks he’s too kinky.
Kazutora: Yeah, he’s actually both.
Kazutora: I mean... How would I know? I don’t know what Wakasa’s like in bed.
Kazutora: But I would assume he’s both.
Chapter 1081: When someone breaks Sanzu's heart(he doesn't know that this happens)
*Braham having a reunion of what they should do with the guy who betrayed Sanzu*
Benkei: You shouldn't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Takeomi: Your right. Break their bones they have 206 of those.
Senju: Good idea.
Chapter 1082: They are idiots
Baji, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”.
Baji: At what? Hand to hand combat?
Sanzu: It must be, Mitsuya banned swords in the kitchen a few weeks ago.
Chapter 1083: Mitsuya's sisters are adorable
Mitsuya: Luna and Mana found out they could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing.
Mitsuya: But they don't know that they should say things like 'kick me', so they all just have smiley faces on them.
Chapter 1084: Why I can see this happening?
Smiley: Got called gay in Walmart earlier, guys.
Mitsuya: Tell us what happened.
Smiley: I got called gay in Walmart.
Draken: Yeah, but why??
Smiley: I was making out with Mucho.
Mitsuya: In Walmart?
Smileu: Yeah, it was in Walmart.
Chapter 1085: Senju is closer to Takeomi but she won't say no to an opportunity to embarrass him
Takeomi: So how’d you convince Senju to betray me? What’d you offer her?
Sanzu: I asked her if she wanted to embarrass you and she instantly said yes.
Chapter 1086: How they wake Shinichiro in the Sano household
Grandpa Sano: Mikey, can you wake Shinichiro up?
Mikey: *picks up his trumpet*
Mikey: *takes a breath*
Mikey: HEY SHINICHIRO WAKE UP!
Chapter 1087: He doesn't share his chair, Shion!
South: Get out of my chair.
Shion: Maybe you could reconsider how you’re asking.
South: Get the fuck out of my chair.
Chapter 1088: Fuck Hanemiya Kazutora Club
Kazutora: Welcome to the “Fuck Hanemiya Kazutora” club, where we discuss all the reasons why I am a terrible person.
Kazutora: Before we start, does our newest member want to say anything?
Chifuyu, sweating: I, um, I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.
Kazutora: How could you misunderstand the purpose of this club?
Wakasa: Really fast.
Baji: There is so many things the name could mean
Kazutora: *blushing* You are all fucking perverts!
Chapter 1089: Not a bad plan but please don't
Mochi: My plan B for everything is to die before it happens.
Chapter 1090: Same, Sen, same(when it somes to the ship part)
Benkei: How do you like your beef, Senju?
Senju: *observing Wakasa and Kazutora interact* Like I like my ships.
Benkei: Which is?
Senju: So rare that it might as well be raw.
Benkei: I think I will make some fish for you.
Chapter 1091: Izana really dislikes Draken for some reason
Emma: I’m dating Draken.
Izana: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.
Chapter 1092: Don't ask but South now is from a english speaking country
Kakuchou, whose first language isn’t English: Hello! I’m sorry if my English isn’t very good.
South, whose first language is English: hte fuckign
Chapter 1093: This is Baji at some point of his life
Baji, frustrated: There’s only a certain amount of dumb I can be! Surely!
Chapter 1094: I can see Mikey in this and I don't know why
Mikey, using a knife to unscrew a screw: You know, they say use a Philips head screwdriver, but they also say you should pay attention in your social studies class. But that didn’t happen! Now I don’t know where New Mexico is.
Chapter 1095: When Baji presented Kazutora to his mother
Baji, to his mom: This is my friend, Kazutora.
Kazutora: Nice to meet you, Baji-san.
Baji's Mom: You too, sweetheart, you’re so pretty!
Baji's Mom, whispering to Baji : He’s your boyfriend?
Baji's Mom: Good. He can do better.
Chapter 1096: Luna, darling, no
Mitsuya: Sanzu is a homicidal maniac. And you’re not.
Luna: Oh, we don’t know that yet. I’m still young!