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Franco Is Sky-High On Acid

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Franco's hired as the new GH art shrink,

He once was a killer, now retconned good guy.

Someone is working out there in his studio -

That Coma Girl with the bug eyes.

 

Now he is sad, Carly cheated on him,

Nina helps him plot revenge.

He helps her kidnap that Baby Jerome

And they're gone . . .

 

Now Franco is high on acid

Franco is sky-high on acid

Special effects might give you seizures

Whoa

 

Franco's in prison and Nina's in Ferncliff,

But his escape is absurdly easy.

So he can stay there in lockup with Nina,

He takes all that damn LSD.

 

Viewers might need some brain bleach for that kiss,

Now Franco's just tripping balls.

It looks like a bad 1980s music video . . .

 

Now Franco is high on acid

Franco is sky-high on acid

Special effects might give you seizures

Whoa

 

Now cops tie him up and part him from Nina,

He saved her from Heather - come on, writers, why?

Now we'll be stuck watching even more crap with

That Coma Girl with the bug eyes!

 

Now Franco is high on acid

Franco is sky-high on acid

Special effects might give you seizures

Duuuuude

 

Franco is sky-high on acid . . .