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calling all barbs at 2:13am
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๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: how does one bark
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: oh this isn't google uhh
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: bub why tf are you up :)
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: says u.
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ : SAYS YOU... imma tell iwa
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: too late.
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: to bed the lot of you, Now.
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: yes ma'am in bed rn tucking me n tobio in
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: me when i lie lmao
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: why are u the way u are....
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: ah there she is, the light of my life <3
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: y'all shut Up.
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ : never.
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: anyways y'all
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: stream thanks by svt
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: stream literally any album by svt for clear skin <3
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: what's a svtยฟ?
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: i know damn well you didn't just ask that....
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: i kid i kid
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: thin ice....
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: ok since we can't sleep im gonna add a few people who i recently found out are like us
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: โfewโ she says-
๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ด๐ง๐ญ๐บ๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ฑ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ณ๐ข๐ธ๐ณ๐น๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ป๐ถ๐ถ๐ฎ, ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐บ , ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ๐จ๐บ, ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ถ, ๐ต๐ฐ๐ด๐ฉ๐ช, ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ท, ๐ต๐ฆ๐ต๐ด๐ถ, ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ถ, ๐ฅ๐ข๐ช๐ค๐ฉ๐ช, ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ข๐ต!
๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ง: "one more" s bc im black isn't it (๋โธ๋)
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: ARAN WE'RE ALL BLACK??? ??
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: HELPRLPLDJDLD
๐ซ๐๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ : actually y'all should stream Shangri la by vixx for clear skin
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: idk who u are or... what's going on w that username but so true,,.,;
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: tanaka senpai? that u?
๐ฅ๐๐ฏ: HOW'D YOU JUST /KNOW/ HWLP
๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฎ: im right next to her and she's deeply humored by this
๐ซ๐๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐: kageyama??? OHH IS THIS WHAT YU' WERE TALKING ABT WHEN U SAID GC FOR "US"
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: it is too early for the caps man
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ^^^mhmm, ily senpai but it is 2 in the morning
๐ซ๐๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐: but lev just--- nvm
๐๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฆ: hi tobio (*ยดโ`)๏พ
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: hii azumane senpai!!
๐๐จ๐ง๐๐: that's adorable.
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: aren't they?
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: AKGAHXGZAJFZIFJ AONE HELLO
๐๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฆ: easy now.
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ฌ๐: asahi i mean this in the most respectful way. your gf is FOINNEEEEBSNSKSOWIWA
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: felt.
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ik right? aone, me an kyou are free this saturday
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: ANYWAYS those who are present introduce yourselves, name, year and pronouns and yes issei that includes us too , now go first
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: issei matsukawa here! she/her, third year
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: tobio if u couldn't tell, she/they, first year
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: also if u couldn't tell, kentaro, any pronouns, second year
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ : ah what y'all just not gonna use ur full names, making me feel all old :(
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: hajime iwaizumi, she/bun, third year
๐ญ๐จ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข: :o
๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ: omg u use neos ???!?
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: uh yea is that
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: sweetie, no.
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: is that a bad thing or,,,
๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ: oh gods no! i asked bc i use them too!! i use she/fea
๐ญ๐จ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข : so do i, she/they/it for me, this is ushijima btw
๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ง: ayy she/they baddies unite (เนโขฬใ โขฬเธ โง
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: yeee
๐ญ๐จ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข: ye
๐๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฆ: yer
๐ฅ๐๐ฏ: YERR
๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฎ: heree!!
๐ค๐๐ฒ: aye
๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: MEE
๐๐๐ข๐๐ก๐ข: same
๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐๐ง: being referred to as her/their gf>>> young lady, girl, ma'am or ..miss๐คข
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ^^^ this
๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ง: HONESTLY
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ong ( อกยฐ สฬฏ อกยฐ)
๐ค๐๐ฒ: fr the worst.
๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: noted!! so who wants to come to my house rn and bake and play mario kart with me
๐ฏ๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐: ON MEE IM OMW RN DROP THE ADDY
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: kindaichi que tf. were u stalking? ?
๐ฏ๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐: NO I JUST WOKE UP??
๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: IDK WHY WE'RE USING CAPS BUT IM HEREE FOR THIS ENERGY
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ME TOO BESTIE
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: hypocrite <\3
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: you love me <3
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: mayhaps i do <3
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: are they allowed to do that?? in love on main?? is that who we are now?
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: [in love on main licence] ๐คจ
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ:
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: yeah yeah im a hypocrite
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: my hypocrite,,, mwuah
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ : MWUAH
๐ฏ๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐: ykw im going back to bed :/
๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ : BUT THE SLEEPOVER?? plus i got video games <3
๐ฏ๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐: running out of my house rn what's the addy
๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: HERE [๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฑ๐ด๐ฎ๐ฆ.๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ.]
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: wait kindaichi
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: yea kyou an i are on our way to yours, we'll walk w u
๐ฏ๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐: just so i can third wheel? no thanks luv โก
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: NDNSKSYOP WE'RE NOT EVEN AS BADAS THEM @venusflytrap @amazingmusictaste
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: uhh no comment
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: so loud and for what??
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: fine by me if u wanna walk by yourself, in the dark, at almost 3am(aka the devels hour) to someone else's house.
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: by yourself...
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: kyou stop that >:(
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: kindaichi you're staying put until we show up
๐ฏ๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐: whatever i wasn't even scared(๏ฟฃใผ๏ฟฃ)โ
๐๐๐ข๐๐ก๐ข: wait so we're all just gonna leave our homes at this time in the morning?
๐ค๐ฎ๐ซ๐จ: for mario kart and baking? hell yea
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: if there are no objections then yeah
๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: I OBJECT!!!!!!
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ:
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: so you just
๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: yea i just wanted to object for no reason
๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: sure y not!! it is a sleepover afterall!!
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: at damn near 3 in the morning babyy
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: aren't you driving...
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: no i am
๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐: EY PUT YOUR DAMN PHONE AWAHYDJKSJDB
๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ: FUCK MY BAd#FH)D
๐ค๐๐ฒ: menace.
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: AKDKS you're one to talk
๐ค๐๐ฒ: ik damn well that YOU'RE not talking.
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: oh someone's feeling awfully bold considering the vast amount of whitemail material i have on them.
๐ค๐๐ฒ: damn i
๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: TSUKKIPOOH!!!!!!
๐ค๐๐ฒ: ew...
๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: oh <\3
๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฎ: TAKE IT BACK NEOOWWW
๐๐๐ข๐๐ก๐ข: NOT THE NEOW IMMM
๐๐๐ข๐๐ก๐ข: but fr take it back tsukishima.
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: bokuto-san call her kishi-chan she loves it
๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: OH :D
๐ค๐๐ฒ: queen if you don't shut up rn
๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐๐ง: GUYS.
๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐๐ง: HOW AM I THE FIRST ONE HERE ,WHEN Y'ALL HAVE CARS...
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: yeah we just got here ain't no way they actually crashed.
๐ซ๐๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐: y'ou guys they haven't said anything since...
๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐๐ง: i left cuddling my gf for this.
๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: sucks to suck, i mean imagine dating an *lpha...
๐ซ๐๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐: exqeeze me? :)
๐ฏ๐๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐: hey now :(
๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: THE CENSOR??! #) /#
๐ค๐๐ฒ: that's so canon of you kyou
๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐๐ง: i-
โHEY GUYS PUT YOUR PHONES DOWN AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD PREFER TO DRINK PLEASE!!โ Ah that was Kogane.
The group of were all comfortably seated on the large couch and the fluffy sage green carpet in the living room when Kogane re entered from the kitchen.
Tobio blinks and calmly collects Kentaro's, Tanaka's, Ushijimaโs, Kindaichi's and Hoshiumi's phones. โDone. Oh and water's fine for me, I'm ready to start baking whenever too.โ Kogane, ever the sunflower that she is practically glows and nods excitedly at Tobio. They can't help but feel a smile forming on their face in return.
โOkay cool! what about the rest of you-โ
โOI KOGANE WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING FOR AT 3AM.โ Kogane winces, that must've been her mom then. โSorry mom!! I promise I'll be less noisy now!!!โ They all hear two tired sighs in response. โEhh don't worry my moms love me! โ That makes Hoshiumi perk up โYou have two moms!! luckyy. โ Suddenly a well aimed shoe flies right by Hoshiumi's face who simply blinks and then flinches as said shoe lands directly on the back of Koganeโs head.
They all turn in the direction where the shoe came from to see two women at the top of the stairs, who you can assume are the previously mentioned โmomsโ . One taller with honey colored skin, covered im a fluffy looking pale purple robe and wearing a large zebra print bonnet clearly struggling to hold back the shorter woman with dark hair put up in a messy bun clutching the other oair of the shoe that was previously thrown-
โKanji, our sweet, darling only child, as much as we love you that doesn't mean that it is okay for you to be this loud at THREE. IN THE MORNING.โ
โHello everyone, it's a pleasure to have you here please don't mind my wife, she can be civil I promise. Call me Venus, and you can call her Aoi. It's very nice to see you all here but do keep the noise level to a minimum please.โ Venus says turning to the group of teens smiling at them. Then the shorter one suddenly pipes up, her angry frown changing to a confused pout.
โHey Kanji I thought you said more were coming over? but it is nice to meet you all! I would love to get all of your names to match your lovely faces but seeing as the whole group isn't here yet I'm just going to head-โ
๐๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐พ๐
Knocking interrupts the rest of her sentence.
Ushijima out of nowhere, unprovoked while walking in says โTo be continued...โ
Hoshiumi blinks and then collapses into a fit of giggles โWHAT?!โ
Tobio squints at Ushijima then looks around โWho are you talking to? โ
Iwaizumi, visibly confused goes โwha?? but we just got here? โ
โYep we're alive, heyโ popping up over iwaizumi's shoulder holding up a peace sign, Matsukawa says.
Daichi teasingly adds โPlease that is so ominous waka-chan.โ