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calling all barbs at 2:13am


๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: how does one bark

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: oh this isn't google uhh

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: bub why tf are you up :)

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: says u.

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ : SAYS YOU... imma tell iwa

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: too late.

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: to bed the lot of you, Now.

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: yes ma'am in bed rn tucking me n tobio in

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: me when i lie lmao

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: why are u the way u are....

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: ah there she is, the light of my life <3

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: y'all shut Up.

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ : never.

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: anyways y'all

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: stream thanks by svt

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: stream literally any album by svt for clear skin <3

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: what's a svtยฟ?

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: i know damn well you didn't just ask that....

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: i kid i kid

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: thin ice....

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: ok since we can't sleep im gonna add a few people who i recently found out are like us

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: โ€œfewโ€ she says-

๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ธ๐˜ณ๐˜น๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ข๐˜ป๐˜ถ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ, ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ , ๐˜ข๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜บ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ช, ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท, ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ด๐˜ถ, ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ช, ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต!

๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐š๐ง: "one more" s bc im black isn't it (๋ˆˆโ€ธ๋ˆˆ)

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: ARAN WE'RE ALL BLACK??? ??

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: HELPRLPLDJDLD

๐ซ๐š๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ : actually y'all should stream Shangri la by vixx for clear skin

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: idk who u are or... what's going on w that username but so true,,.,;

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: tanaka senpai? that u?

๐ฅ๐ž๐ฏ: HOW'D YOU JUST /KNOW/ HWLP

๐ญ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฎ: im right next to her and she's deeply humored by this

๐ซ๐š๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐: kageyama??? OHH IS THIS WHAT YU' WERE TALKING ABT WHEN U SAID GC FOR "US"

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: it is too early for the caps man

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ^^^mhmm, ily senpai but it is 2 in the morning

๐ซ๐š๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐: but lev just--- nvm

๐š๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฆ: hi tobio (*ยดโˆ‡`)๏พ‰

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: hii azumane senpai!!

๐š๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ž: that's adorable.

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: aren't they?

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: AKGAHXGZAJFZIFJ AONE HELLO

๐š๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฆ: easy now.

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ฌ๐ž: asahi i mean this in the most respectful way. your gf is FOINNEEEEBSNSKSOWIWA

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: felt.

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ik right? aone, me an kyou are free this saturday

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: ANYWAYS those who are present introduce yourselves, name, year and pronouns and yes issei that includes us too , now go first

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: issei matsukawa here! she/her, third year

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: tobio if u couldn't tell, she/they, first year

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: also if u couldn't tell, kentaro, any pronouns, second year

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž : ah what y'all just not gonna use ur full names, making me feel all old :(

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: hajime iwaizumi, she/bun, third year

๐ญ๐จ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข: :o

๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ: omg u use neos ???!?

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: uh yea is that

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: sweetie, no.

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: is that a bad thing or,,,

๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฎ: oh gods no! i asked bc i use them too!! i use she/fea

๐ญ๐จ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข : so do i, she/they/it for me, this is ushijima btw

๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐š๐ง: ayy she/they baddies unite (เน‘โ€ขฬ€ใ…โ€ขฬเธ…โœง

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: yeee

๐ญ๐จ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข: ye

๐š๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฆ: yer

๐ฅ๐ž๐ฏ: YERR

๐ญ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฎ: heree!!

๐ค๐ž๐ฒ: aye

๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ž ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: MEE

๐๐š๐ข๐œ๐ก๐ข: same

๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ž๐ง: being referred to as her/their gf>>> young lady, girl, ma'am or ..miss๐Ÿคข

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ^^^ this

๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐š๐ง: HONESTLY

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ong ( อกยฐ ส–ฬฏ อกยฐ)

๐ค๐ž๐ฒ: fr the worst.

๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ž ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: noted!! so who wants to come to my house rn and bake and play mario kart with me

๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ž: ON MEE IM OMW RN DROP THE ADDY

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: kindaichi que tf. were u stalking? ?

๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ž: NO I JUST WOKE UP??

๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ž ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: IDK WHY WE'RE USING CAPS BUT IM HEREE FOR THIS ENERGY

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: ME TOO BESTIE

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: hypocrite <\3

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: you love me <3

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: mayhaps i do <3

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: are they allowed to do that?? in love on main?? is that who we are now?

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: [in love on main licence] ๐Ÿคจ


๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: yeah yeah im a hypocrite

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: my hypocrite,,, mwuah

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž : MWUAH

๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ž: ykw im going back to bed :/

๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ž ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ : BUT THE SLEEPOVER?? plus i got video games <3

๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ž: running out of my house rn what's the addy

๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ž ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: HERE [๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ด๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ.๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ.]

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: wait kindaichi

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: yea kyou an i are on our way to yours, we'll walk w u

๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ž: just so i can third wheel? no thanks luv โ™ก

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: NDNSKSYOP WE'RE NOT EVEN AS BADAS THEM @venusflytrap @amazingmusictaste

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: uhh no comment

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: so loud and for what??

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: fine by me if u wanna walk by yourself, in the dark, at almost 3am(aka the devels hour) to someone else's house.

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: by yourself...

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: kyou stop that >:(

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: kindaichi you're staying put until we show up

๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ž: whatever i wasn't even scared(๏ฟฃใƒผ๏ฟฃ)โ”Œ

๐๐š๐ข๐œ๐ก๐ข: wait so we're all just gonna leave our homes at this time in the morning?

๐ค๐ฎ๐ซ๐จ: for mario kart and baking? hell yea

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: if there are no objections then yeah

๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: I OBJECT!!!!!!


๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: so you just

๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: yea i just wanted to object for no reason

๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ข๐ž ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ: sure y not!! it is a sleepover afterall!!

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: at damn near 3 in the morning babyy

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: aren't you driving...

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: no i am

๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž: EY PUT YOUR DAMN PHONE AWAHYDJKSJDB

๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ฉ: FUCK MY BAd#FH)D

๐ค๐ž๐ฒ: menace.

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: AKDKS you're one to talk

๐ค๐ž๐ฒ: ik damn well that YOU'RE not talking.

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: oh someone's feeling awfully bold considering the vast amount of whitemail material i have on them.

๐ค๐ž๐ฒ: damn i

๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: TSUKKIPOOH!!!!!!

๐ค๐ž๐ฒ: ew...

๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: oh <\3

๐ญ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฎ: TAKE IT BACK NEOOWWW

๐๐š๐ข๐œ๐ก๐ข: NOT THE NEOW IMMM

๐๐š๐ข๐œ๐ก๐ข: but fr take it back tsukishima.

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: bokuto-san call her kishi-chan she loves it

๐ค๐จ๐ฎ: OH :D

๐ค๐ž๐ฒ: queen if you don't shut up rn

๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ž๐ง: GUYS.

๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ž๐ง: HOW AM I THE FIRST ONE HERE ,WHEN Y'ALL HAVE CARS...

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: yeah we just got here ain't no way they actually crashed.

๐ซ๐š๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐: y'ou guys they haven't said anything since...

๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ž๐ง: i left cuddling my gf for this.

๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: sucks to suck, i mean imagine dating an *lpha...

๐ซ๐š๐ฐ๐ซ๐ฑ๐: exqeeze me? :)

๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ž: hey now :(

๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐: THE CENSOR??! #) /#

๐ค๐ž๐ฒ: that's so canon of you kyou

๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ž๐ง: i-

The group of were all comfortably seated on the large couch and the fluffy sage green carpet in the living room when Kogane re entered from the kitchen.

Tobio blinks and calmly collects Kentaro's, Tanaka's, Ushijimaโ€™s, Kindaichi's and Hoshiumi's phones. โ€œDone. Oh and water's fine for me, I'm ready to start baking whenever too.โ€ Kogane, ever the sunflower that she is practically glows and nods excitedly at Tobio. They can't help but feel a smile forming on their face in return.

โ€œOkay cool! what about the rest of you-โ€

โ€œOI KOGANE WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING FOR AT 3AM.โ€ Kogane winces, that must've been her mom then. โ€œSorry mom!! I promise I'll be less noisy now!!!โ€ They all hear two tired sighs in response. โ€œEhh don't worry my moms love me! โ€ That makes Hoshiumi perk up โ€œYou have two moms!! luckyy. โ€ Suddenly a well aimed shoe flies right by Hoshiumi's face who simply blinks and then flinches as said shoe lands directly on the back of Koganeโ€™s head.

They all turn in the direction where the shoe came from to see two women at the top of the stairs, who you can assume are the previously mentioned โ€œmomsโ€ . One taller with honey colored skin, covered im a fluffy looking pale purple robe and wearing a large zebra print bonnet clearly struggling to hold back the shorter woman with dark hair put up in a messy bun clutching the other oair of the shoe that was previously thrown-

โ€œKanji, our sweet, darling only child, as much as we love you that doesn't mean that it is okay for you to be this loud at THREE. IN THE MORNING.โ€

โ€œHello everyone, it's a pleasure to have you here please don't mind my wife, she can be civil I promise. Call me Venus, and you can call her Aoi. It's very nice to see you all here but do keep the noise level to a minimum please.โ€ Venus says turning to the group of teens smiling at them. Then the shorter one suddenly pipes up, her angry frown changing to a confused pout.

โ€œHey Kanji I thought you said more were coming over? but it is nice to meet you all! I would love to get all of your names to match your lovely faces but seeing as the whole group isn't here yet I'm just going to head-โ€

๐™†๐™‰๐™Š๐˜พ๐™† ๐™†๐™‰๐™Š๐˜พ๐™† ๐™†๐™‰๐™Š๐˜พ๐™†

Knocking interrupts the rest of her sentence.

Ushijima out of nowhere, unprovoked while walking in says โ€œTo be continued...โ€

Hoshiumi blinks and then collapses into a fit of giggles โ€œWHAT?!โ€

Tobio squints at Ushijima then looks around โ€œWho are you talking to? โ€œ

Iwaizumi, visibly confused goes โ€œwha?? but we just got here? โ€

โ€œYep we're alive, heyโ€ popping up over iwaizumi's shoulder holding up a peace sign, Matsukawa says.

Daichi teasingly adds โ€œPlease that is so ominous waka-chan.โ€