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Commander Group Chat

T-Rex - Rex

Prick - Vaughan 

GAY - Cody

Skyguy - Anakin

Snips - Ahsoka 

Relvolver - Colt

9 - O’Niner

Jessica - Jesse

5,4,3,2,1 - Fives

Soundcheck - Echo

Russian Dude - Hevy

Fish - DroidBait

Kitchen - Cutup

Kanooooooohhhhhhhh: Kano

Snips: Anakin we all know you are 1. Married to Padme 2. Your fucking here

Russian Dude: LMAO

Skyguy: FUCK

Revolver: 😳 

Fish: colt what is 

GAY: I think he is having sex with shaak ti

SoundCheck: Jesse you won the bet

5,4,3,2,1: crud

Jessica: YES

Skyguy: yes I am married to padme and yes she is now pregnant 

Prick: simp

9: Vaughn shut up

Prick: no

9: ok your mother was a hampster

Prick: dude we don’t have mums

9: I know

Kanooooooohhhhhh: Why am I here