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Commaders Group Chat

T-Rex - Rex

Kote is gay - Kote

Feral Sith Fucker- Wolffe

Furry - Fox

Jessica - Jessie

Ramones - Blitz

Dr. Doom - Doom

Thor - Thorn

Horny Jail - Bly

Omega - Alpha 17

Badass - Fordo

Bacon - Gree

water - Ponds

new wave - Neyo

water: wolffe is fucking ventress

Badass: no way

Bacon: LMAO
Dr. Doom charged A Wolf’s name to Feral Sith Fucker

Feral Sith Fucker: DOOM YOU BITCH


T-Rex: Blitz Really

Ramones: what

new wave: guys is it just me or is Colt having sex with shaak ti

Ramones: that’s a fact dude

Thor: ummmmmmmmm

Kote is gay: I know your secret 

Furry: I also know it

Thor: FUCK