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It Takes Two

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“Damnit, Hutch!” I try to balance myself on top of him, but he is all tangled up in the drop cloth.

“Stop bitchin’ and move!”

“Move your ass, Hutchinson! I can’t quite get it in the hole!”

“Story of your life!”

“Don’t you wish!”

“Starsky…if you don’t get it in the hole soon I am going to explode!”

“Don’t you always?”

“Starsky!!”

“Hutch…I swear…if you’d just move a little to the center…yes…yes…ahhh…that’s it!”

“Ohmygod…yess…it’s about time…ahhh…watch your leg…easy…”

“Hutch…stop movin’….I’m gonna….”

“Can’t stop…you’re startin’ to hurt me…”

“Oh god…no…don’t wanna hurt you…”

“Just hurry it the hell up!”

“Ok…ok…just breathe…easy…easy…god you’re sweaty all over! Like a slick eel or somethin’…I’m tryin’ not to slide off….”

“Are you almost done?”

“Hutch…god…why is it takin’ so long?”

“Do you have it in the hole?”

“I swear if you ask me that one more time!”

Finally, I grin, looking down at my partner on the floor. “It’s done. Sheesh! Who would’a thought changing a damn fluorescent light bulb would be so much trouble?”

“When you are doing it, buddy.” Hutch got up from the floor. “And using me as a step stool because you forgot who you loaned our ladder out to!”

“Bitch, bitch, bitch.” I chuckle.

End