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In the realm of reality above human understanding, a bunch of gods is bored.

SaintNeos:[BORED]

Xaproneth:[AGREE]

Larcasious:[IDEA?]

K9779:[IDEA!]

ALL Other GODS:[EXPLAIN!]

K9779:[Lets us all try wrestling control a mortal body and see what happens!]

ALL Other GODS:[…]

K9779:[AGREE?]

ALL Other GODS:[WHY NOT?]

And so THE GODS ROLL the DICE, a Victim founded

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In the year 2022 mankind finally…brought virtual reality to existence…

It supposedly a normal day for the body named Kirigaya Kazuto(or Kazuto Kirigaya if you prefer western naming order)

It was the day of the start of the most awaited first virtual reality game, Sword Art Online, or in short SAO.

A Kazuto laying on his own bed, a smile adjourned at his face and shout the word that will start his nightmare “Link Start!”

In another world, another timeline the Kazuto will be known as a hero by saving the trapped players from the death game but in this world, this timeline all kind of future can be thrown into the trashcan, cause the moment Kazuto shouted the word, THE GODS grinned and Kazuto nightmare started…

Arriving at the town of beginning Kazuto now known as Kirito grinned “I finally back at this world!”

That was the last line that Kirito says before noticed that his head filled with voices from nowhere and everywhere…

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{GODS CHATROOM}

Alpha6: CANON!

SaintNeos: SCREW CANON!

Xaproneth: SCREW CANON!

WwBG: CANON!

RKE: TROLL!

TA4: TROLL!

K9779: SPEECHLESS 0_0!

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“What is that guy doing? ” a random player seeing Kirito walk into walls repeatedly

“Maybe it's a bug…” a random beta player said, “lets report it to the admin…Eh, the logout button missing?!”

And so the butterfly flapped its wing…

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After two hours of crashing into countless walls, Kirito finally reaches the boar mob begginer location.

‘What is that countless voice!? It controlling my body!’

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KRD: TUTORIAL BATTLE!

WTS: AGREE!

K9779: Anyone knows how to use a sword?

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Kirito start to equipping his sword by grabbing the blade and pointing the handles at the boar

“This is not how to handle a sword!” Kirito shouted in frustration hoping the voices hear him

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KRD: ITS NOT?

MR?: I DON’T KNOW

NICK: IGNORE THE MORTAL

K9779: LOL

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“You guys can hear me?! Wait don’t ignore me!”

Kirito body starts to move to kill the boar in front of him, Kirito swings his sword, in real-world swinging a sword while holding it in the blade will sever your hand but because this is a game somehow Kirito able to do it. The boar take damage equally as if damaged by a blunt weapon, not liking the attack the boar counter and rammed at Kirito sending him flying several meters

Kirito back standing up and strike again…again…and again.

Until finally he barely wins…

“Bunch of voices talking in my head, a beta tester is beaten down by a tutorial monster, my body not my own…what next? This game turned into a death game?”

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After Kayaba Announcement…

Kirito only have one word that describes his situation…” Sh*t”