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Giant Woman

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All I wanna do is be chased around by you, a giant woman /
A giant woman!
All I wanna be, is someone who gets to see, a giant woman.

You're the only one I simp, I'm just a little shrimp, you giant woman /
You giant woman!
Call me your little wimp, you live on Mount Olympe, you giant woman

Oh I know it'll be great and I just can't wait
To see the creepy old house you live in!
To see your cool tricks, you’re 9 foot 6!
Because you are a giant woman.

I don’t even like Resident Evil /
I feel like this is illegal!
I’ll buy a PS5,
You make me feel alive, you giant woman
You giant woman!

I don’t give a crap,
Lady please just bring your strap,
You giant woman.

*goat bleating*