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Latkes and Blunts (Or, Abbi and Ilana's Hotboxed Hanukkah) by withthepilot for sadesmae
Fandoms: Broad City (TV)
20 Dec 2014
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“Hanukkah? What are we going to do, sit around and drink Manischevitz and spin dreidels?” Ilana pauses as a light bulb goes off in her head. “Holy shit! We should totally do that!”
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Abbi and Ilana throw a Hanukkah party for their friends. It goes about as well as can be expected. Bright, beautifully written, and with an excellent voice for every single character used.
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“Ilana, I don’t celebrate Kwanzaa.”
“What? No way!”
“My parents love Jesus. They loooove Jesus. I’m not even sure I know what Kwanzaa is.”
Ilana shrugs. “Let’s Google it.”
Five minutes later, they’re watching Lincoln’s laptop screen with rapt attention as Sandra Lee creates a giant monstrosity of a “traditional” Kwanzaa cake.
“I don’t trust this lady,” Lincoln says. He points at the screen accusingly. “She threw corn nuts on that cake and called them acorns. That’s just disingenuous.”
“Oh, my god,” Ilana says, her chin propped in her hands. “This is, like, the most erotic video of a woman in a turtleneck pouring pie filling into a hole that I’ve ever seen. I’ve gotta admit: I’m a little turned on.”
“Who am I kidding? That cake looks delicious,” Lincoln says mournfully.