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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    Being head writer at SNL is a lot like being a child with untreated ADHD responsible for wrangling a staff full of smaller children with untreated ADHD into solving the Riemann hypothesis, and also all of those children missed the unit of math where they learned long division, and you, the older child, have This Is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas playing on repeat in your head, but the way your brain thinks it would sound if it were sung in Russian, a language you don’t speak, so you have bigger problems than teaching long division to children who don’t want to learn it, even though at this rate, none of you are ever going to solve the Riemann hypothesis.

    That could be a sketch, Lan Wangji thinks to himself, making a mental note but not a physical one.

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    Ame esta historia, es demasiado graciosa, tierna y fluff, tengo tantos sentimientos sobre esto y no se como decir lo maravillosa que es

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