Chapter 1: The beginning
Larcheistronk56 - Larcei
Selioh - Seliph
CHADMUID - Diarmuid
Astur - Arthur
Fee - Fee
Offer - Oifey
SHANBAB - Shannan
Nier boy 1 - Johan
Nier boy 2 - Johalvier
Lester - Lester
Lanan - Lana
Edain - Edain
Wind-God - Lewyn
Julia - Julia
Larchei has created the server: Issach gang💪
SHANBAB: What the fuck. I leave Issac for two weeks and come back to Larcei spelling my home country wrong
Selioh: Actually, have we even wondered how Isach is spelled? We always say it the same but never typed out.
Larcheistronk56: its issach, my mom was literally the only person in gen 1 from this place so i know.
SHANBAB: What about me. I was there.
Larcheistronk56: uhhhhhh. U were babey u didn’t exist.
Edain: But he did exist
Offer: of course he did, I was babey too
CHADMUID 🇹🇩: Larchei said a bad word
Wind-God: Why was this made?
Larcheistronk56: i just wanted to talk to y’all
Selioh: But I’m right next to you
Larcheistronk56: but, i'm too lazy to talk
SHANBAB : if you wanted to talk to me you could’ve just talk to me on phone.
Ulster: Larchei wh
Larcheistronk56: idk read above
Selioh: Anyway why is ISACH spelled wrong?
Lester: Wait it’s Issach? I thought it was Isac
Larcheistronk56: what the fuck Lester why u spell issach weird
Lanan: Hey don't talk shit to my brother or i’ll bonk you
Larcheistronk56: i dont care im in feh at least idk
Selioh: but so is half of the people here. Oifey when are you coming to feh to meet ur boyfriend
Random axe person: hey you have gold???????? *Isaach army theme starts playing*
Selioh: How the fu- Ulster how did they get access to server can you see any of them?
Ulster: Larchei did you post the server invite on twitter.com?
Selioh: YOU GOT US EXPOSED FUCK FUCK FUCK ULSTER COME BACK TO TIRNANGOG QUICK
Offer: Eneny sighted Enemy Sighted
SHANBAB : Welp gotta go find Ballsmung u guys have fun
SHANBAB is offline
Chad: We are on our way
Offer: Lester get off Twitter we need to save Seliph!!!
Lester: Okay okay let’s go where’s my iron pew pew
Offer: Shut up you have a brave bow
Offer, Lester, and CHADMUID are offline
Larcheistronk56: what the fuck is a pew pew?
Selioh: Lana where the fuck are you
Lana: I’m in the fucking bathroom hold on a sec
Selioh: Ulster are you going to tirnangog
Arthur and Fee dm
Astur: Fee where are you you’re supposed to pick me up!
Fee: Holy shit a group is being attacked in isaach, i saw it on twitter.com
Astur: Okay but that doesn’t answer my question, where tf are you? I need to go to Alster.
Fee: Okay im fucking coming astur
Astur: actually who is the group being attacke in ISACH?
Fee: idfk, their name was Larcheistronk56 on twitter dot com. We are mutuals
Astur: Who is Larchei, was that the person with the person with link to a server?
Fee: yes that one. We should join.
Astur: Can your Pegasus take me to isaach then?
Astur: Okay I’m waiting in Silesse village can you pick me up for the third fucking time!
Fee: Im on my fucking way. Just be patient
Welcome, Astur! To Issach gang💪
Welcome, Fee! To issach gang💪
Selioh: FUCK WE’RE EXPOSED
Chad: Who are these people?
Larcheistronk56: Oh shit its fee from twitter dot com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fee: holy shit Larchei is that u
Larcheistronk56: yes now come here and help us we are fucking under attack
Offer: Who the fuck is Astur?
Fee: he’s my bf
Astur: No I’m not. You’re just here to take me to Alster.
Fee: don’t be shy bby
Astur: Anyway where this Lord Seliph?
Selioh: me am I special?
Larcheistronk56: ur all over twitter didnt you know?
Selioh: I don’t exist on twitter wym
Larcheistronk56: i post about u, ur famous
Selioh: You’re the only one who has twitter
Lester: but me
Larcheistronk56: who are u
Lester: I’m Lester the bester and for some reason I look like lex
9Larcheistronk56: you mean my dad?
Lester: apparently so my dad is Verdane man 👨
Ulster: why tf didnt u know
Larcheistronk56: i forgot
Wind-God: Seliph I have to ask you a favor get to Ganeishire asap please it’s important
Selioh: what is it tell me now
Wind-God: but plot
Selioh: ok fine
Larcheistronk56: what the fuck is plot?
Astur: Idk but fee and I are all the way at Sophara You guys go do your thing we’ll be here taking care of axe mother fuckers
Fee: astur has this fucking stronk ass tome, we’ll be fine
Astur: it’s a fucking wind tome fee is nothing
Fee: wasnt your dad lewyn?
Astur: idk I don’t remember
Astur: Oh shit oh fucky the Sophara axe guys found us and are heading towards mountain 🏔 fucking help.
Astur and Fee are offline
Larcheistronk56: we are coming let us kill this person and seize the castle
Selioh: but Nosferatu tome.
Larcheistronk56: but no one uses magic here wtf
Selioh: We need it for plot relevance censor, go to Sophara pls laekche
Larcheistronk56: i have the fucking leg ring i’ll be there quick enough
Welcome Neir boy 1 to Issach gang💪
Welcome neir boy 2 to issach gang💪
Larheistronk56: OH NO ITS THESE GUYS
Selioh: Larcei hurry
Neir boy 2: Larcei pls come to me my brother is a weird ass mfker
Neir boy 1: no im better i have hors
Wind-God: sekiph ur here
Selioh: Why u texting me still I’m right in front of you
Wind-God: anyway here’s Julia, she has PTSD pls take care of her
Wind-God: also Shannan good he be back soon
Selioh: Oh cool I like this girl
Wind-God: good now I must go check on your cousin who you won’t meet for some time
Selioh: oh you mean 🍁
Julia: Hi, my name is Julia.
Selioh: wow so formal. I like u
Wind-God: bye 💨
Wind-God is offline
Julia: Good bye! please take care out there.
Selioh: bye Lewyn
Welcome Julia! To the issach gang💪
Julia: Hello everyone! Hope you all are having a good day. My name is Julia and i can use light magic! Hope i can be helpful!
Selioh: Hello this is the mage user
Offer: She looks like Dee dra, I wonder
*shanbab is online*
Shannan: I heard her name
Lester: wow this mage formal af
Larcheistronk56: she can ise fucking magic, she must be smart af
Selioh: anyway off to Issacch
Astur: But Sophara
Selioh: but Nosferatu tank
Lanan: oh by the way julia! Have this staff i found over here
Julia: Oh! Thank you so much Lana! I'll use it with caution.
Nier Boy 2: Larcei I see you coming over to me I am dying inside
Larcheistronk56: no im going to see Fee from twitter dot com. shes my mutual
Nier Boy 2: Ok but can you take me with you on your way there
Larcheistronk56: sure why not, Selioh said tou gave nosferatu to mage girl
Julia: I would really appreciate that!
Nier Boy 2: Ok so my bro is dead good now take me
tf i have hors i strong
Selioh: Oh was that that weirdo that I solo’d with my dads silver sword
Nier Boy 1 has died
Lester: Help I’m being bombarded by Isacians
Julia: Lester, I think you spelled Isaach wrong, It's okay that you did, hope you use the correct spelling from now on!
Selioh: Hey julia here’s nosferatu. *Nosferatu_FE4.jpg*
Julia: Thank you Seliph! I'll use this to help others!
Larcheistronk56: cool now we have magic person
Lanan: i can use magic too! Once i promote that is.
Selioh: But that’s not for a few months Lana, you stay in backlines please
Lanan: My mom gave me this physic staff so yes
Shanbab is online
Shanbab: Okay update on my sword, it is literally in yield shrine but the fucking lopto sect is in it I need helppppppp
Larcheistronk56: we could use some help here too you know
Offer: Shannan just stay there and hide we are almost done with Issacch saving
Shanbab : Okay bby love u. Also Seliph thank you too
Selioh: Yes e
Larcheistronk56: why the fuck you being gay in group chat
Shanbab: Oh shit I thought this was Oifey dm
Selioh: But you just talked to me
Shanbab: Oh hello goodbye
Shanbab is offline
Larcheistronk56: what just happened
Offer: No clue anyway we almost to Roviduydyfub lets fucking goooooooooooooooooo
Julia: They were showing love to each other! Aww that is cute!
Selioh: Julia I swear you’re too innocent for this world
Julia: Aww thank you Seliph!
Larcheistronk56: *sends literal porn*
Selioh: LARCEHEI YOU MOTHERFUCKER JIJFIJFDOUSHFOHFSIDFHDUOFHKUSJ
Selioh deleted post that larcei made
Larcheistronk56: why the fuck u have mod power
Lester: Guys I’m about to fucking die
Selioh: Oh shit fuck you exist
Julia: Don't worry! we are on our way.
Selioh: Not me imma go to rough with my fucking leg ring come on mount gang
Larcheistronk56: but didnt i have leg ring wtf
Selioh: We had two. Also ur in sophara
Astur: Fee bring me over the mountains we need to see Seliph
Fee: but larchei is coming here. I told her we were gonna have a date here
Astur: wh- anyway we’re gonna be automatically teleported to rivough if seliph seize castle so pls wait
Selioh: Okay Ricough sezseds
Larcheistronk56: holy wow selioh u suck at tuping
Selioh: But you spelled my name wrong wh
Astur: Oh cool i got teleportedddsdij g
Fee: ASTUR ARE U OKAY
Astur: Yes im fine also why u call me astur that’s just my username
Fee: its in your fucking discord name
CHAD: Hey guys remember me? i still exist
Larcheistronk56: HOLY SHIT WE FORGOT ABOUT DIARMUID
Selioh: Where the hell did you come from
CHAD: i was here the whole time
Lester: *chad_fe6.png* Oh cool its the thief man
CHAD: LESTER WTF
Chapter 2: Desert Chapter of Death
New people in this chapter
Tiny Teeny - Tinni
Finn Water - Finn
🍁 - Leif
Nan - Nanna
Dancer-In-The-Moonlight - Lene
Burger King but on a cav - Ares
Party - Patty
Larcei named the server to Crossing the desert and our movement fucking dying
Selioh: Oh yay its a desert chapter. Does every fucking world have one of these
Larcheistronk56: holy fuck i hate those
Offer: I’m a cav this is toruture
Julia: We can all get through this! We just have to be patient!
SHANBAB: GUYS UR HERE ITS BEEN A FUCKING MONTH PLEASE HELP ME THIS GIRL IS TAKING THE BALLSMUNG
Welcome, Party to the server
Larcheistronk56: HOLY SHIT SHANNAN WTF HOW DID A 14 YO STEAL BALLSMUNG
Selioh: How is a 14 year old on discord
Offer: She is of age to get discord
Larcheistrong56: i've been here since i was 12
Selioh: How were you not banned
SHANBAB: Oh god fucking dammnit she found our server
Party: Ofc I did twitter exists
Larcheistronk56: should i fucking delete the invite?
SHANBAB: Too late now. Also patty leave the fucking shrine before we fucking die of low res
Selioh: There’s already Lopto bihsospsos outside and are about to go after us with Jorgmungand
Larcheistronk56: what the fuck is a jorgrhshsha
Julia: It is a dark magic spell!
Party: Hello im in your home castle now
Selioh: How tf
Party: I have the fuckung return band
SHANBAB: Thank you for my sword ballsmung patty
Selioh: Okay LETS FUCKING GO AND GO TO SHANANN B4 HE BECOMES PAPEWR
Larcheistronk56: how tf is he gonna become papwrr
Julia: I'm not really sure, sorry.
Selioh: U DONT WANT TO KNOW I HAVE WITNESSED WEIRD SHIT I MADE A BOAT AND EVERYTHING
Group chat: The thracia mfkers
🍁: Well Leonster is boutta fucking die. My gf Sara is now dead
Nan: hi i exist. I love u
Finn Water: Well we bout to die now fucky
🍁: But all my gfs are ded.
Finn Water: Are you still angry over your breakup with Miranda
Nan: *sad Nanna noises*
🍁: Ok nanna u’ll be my next gf when dracoknights appear
Nan: yayyyyy finally
Finnwater: We boutta fuckung be desimated by Bloom flower’s armor guys
🍁: Shit lemme get my light brand
Nan: why does earth sword have 10 uses now
Astur: Did I tell you all I have Forseti
Fee: i fucking told you he has a strong ass tome
Selioh: WHERE IS LEWYN RIGHT NOW
Wind-God: Who is this man with my tome
Astur: DAD FUCK U
Julia: Hey do not say those words to your father, you should talk this like adults! Hope everything goes well between you too!
Astur: How tf old are you fellow mage friend
Julia: i am 16 years of age! Why do you ask?
Astur: Well me too so ur not adult yet
Larcheiatronk56: arthur you made her sad fuck u
Astur: Fee back me up here I was just stating the truth
Fee: but you made babey sad loom at her
Larcheistronk56: HOLY SHIT SHES USING EMOJIS NOW
Astur: *Arthur_FE4_Portrait.jpg* My face rn
Fee: mute him
Astur: WAIT NO DONT-
Lester: I just solo’d fucking lopto cultists am i cool now?
Julia: Yes! You are pretty cool!
Lester: Lana where are u I need heawing
Lanan: i was gonna heal you but you uwu
Julia; I will heal you, Lester!
Lester: Yay Julia
Ulster: I fucking soloed more people am i cool?
Larcheistronk56: yes ur cool
Lester: WHAT THE FUCK ULSTER I HAVE A FUCKING BRAVE BOW AND HAVE A HUSBAND I AM BETTER
Ulster: but ur not cool
Lester: I HAVE A HUSBAND NAMED AFTER SELIPH’S DAD
Selioh: You do? Since when?
Lester: SINCE LAST CHAPTER
Selioh: Is he the random guy in the armory
Lester: Perhaps. *Barnyard_Perhaps_Meme.png*
Larcheistronk56: holy shit ulster you killed him
SHANBAB: Guys help me Im all alone with lopto cultist
Party: I have brav sword lemme get there to you
SHANBAB : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Larcheiateonk56: but i dont want sand
Fee: i fly so ye
Selioh: I NEED TO SEZE CASTEELEE CAN U PICK ME UP FEEEEEEEEE
Selioh: Thank u
Larcheiatronk56: hurry up theres yellow people blocking our path
Fee: i fucking fly so idc about them
Fee: HOLY SHIT THERES YELLOW SQUARES I CANT PASS
Selioh: you took me to wrong castle I’m supposed to go to desert 🌵
Fee: i dont fucking care go walk there yourself
Selioh: I don’t have hors 🐎
Fee: fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee also why u using emojis
Selioh: phone bad 📱
Fee: makes sense
SHANBAB : Seliph finally help me fight Lopto
Selioh: Okay *proceeds to kill loptyr cults with brave sword*
Selioh: you could’ve used balmung but ok
SHANBAB: low res gang
Larcheistronk56: HOLY SHIT THE YELLOW PEOPLE ARE RED NOW
Astur: Oh hey there’s Alster over there *Alster_Castle_Fe4.png*
Larcheistronk56: Theres people coming from the north too wh
Dancer-In-The-Moonlight: Awes why you leaving
Burger King but on a cav: I have to fight some people, brb.
Dancer-In-The-Moonlight: okay but promise you dm me if something bad happens ❤️
Burger King but on a cav: I will, my darling Lene 🖤.
Dancer-In-The-Moonlight: UwU 💕
Burger King but on a cav is offline
Selioh: Oh! There’s an edgy knight in the distance! I must walk.
*Welcome, Burger King but on a cav. To the crossing the desert server!*
Burger King but on a cav: your dad killed my dad. So i hate you.
Selioh: I’m sorry but who are you referring to what did my dad do I’m confused af
Burger King but on a cav: your fucking dad killed fucking Eldingan in chapter 3 i hate you btw.
Selioh: Wh that’s not true Lach said otherwise oh wait where is Lach idk diarmuid said shit
CHADMUID: HOLY SHIT IS THAT MY COUSIN
Burger King but on a cav: who are you?
Selioh: Ignore him anyway give me a chance
Burger King but on a cav: ok, but if you are lying i'll kill you.
Welcome, Dancer-In-The-Moonlight. To the crossing the desert server.
Dancer-In-The-Moonlight: ARES HELP I'M GETTING KIDNAPPED BY DARK MAGES THEY ARE TAKING AWAY MY PHONE HELP
Burger King but on a cav: oh no darling, i found this person and we will help you.
Selioh: Okay but how tf did you find the invite while you were fighting oh Burger King man
Burger King but on a cav: it doesn't matter. Now help me rescue my gf.
Selioh: oh ur taken nvm. But yes I’ll help u. Why are you Burger King tho
Burger King but on a cav: I once ate burger king with my dad and it was so fucking good.
Selioh: cool okay who else is coming with me we need someone with not 9 fucking ass speed
Larcheistronk56: hi i exist
SHANBAB: Hello I have balmung
Selioh: Larcei come with me Shannan u take care of Alster n shit
Larcheistronk56: okay we have to get love points too
SHANBAB: But I can dodgetank
Selioh: Yes Larcei we do now let’s go
Astur: Fee where are you can you see a mage with red ribbons in her hair I need to know before I put myself into grave danger
Fee: yes i see one shes cute af
Astur: that’s my sister I think. Lemme get closer look
Selioh: Oh cool my third potential gf. What does she look like
Larcheistronk56: fuck you
Selioh: I love you Larcei but Lana keeps tryna love me I don’t like it help
Ulster: Hi Lana i exist too
Julia: Don't worry Ulster! People seem to like our ship so, if you want…
Ulster: we can't even get love points
Astur: She looks like this btw *Tine_Fe4_portrait.png*
Selioh: Ok I defeated guys at castle. Burger King man find your gf
Burger King but on a cav: Lene my darling where are you?
Dancer-In-The-Moonlight: I’m in a dungeon uwu Awes help.
Burger King but on a cav: im coming. Just wait a little bit.
This is the beginning of your message history with Tiny Teeny
Astur: Hello are you my sister
Tiny Teeny: Who are you?
Astur: We are related I have pendant here
Tiny Teeny: Oh i have one too. Why is this music so sad?
Astur: Please come with me to server Seliph kind man *proceeds to link server invite*
Tiny Teeny: Okay i'll join. I want to beat the shit out of blume and hilda, so why not
Astur: me too but yes
Welcome Tiny Teeny. To the crossing the desert server.
Tiny Teeny: Hi! I'm Astur's sister, where is this Seliph guy?
Larcheistronk56: SELIPH WHAT THE FUCK YOU CHEATING ON ME
Astur: she means Arthur
Selioh: Hello Tinni.
Selioh: Larcei calm down I’m not we have so many love points we fine
Larcheistronk56: im angy
Tiny Teeny: okay…. So seliph tell me, Can you help me kill Blume please
Nan: um.. hi we still exist
Selioh: who are you and When did you join server
Selioh: Also Teeny yes I can
Astur: But me
Larcheistrok56: oh yeah leonster people exist
Finn Water: I have no clue I just was sent a random link by lord Leif while soloing armor knights with my brave lance
Fee: i thought my mom stole your brave lance
Finn water: We have multiple brave lances ✨
🍁: Hello Finn I see you found link I sent you
Selioh: I didn’t get a notif for people joining other than Teeny and other guys
Nan: the server got big and the notifs stopped
🍁: yes. Also I have no more friends
Nan: but you have me <3
🍁: ur nothing compared to Manfroy granddaughter and freige princess
Tiny Teeny: WH
🍁: I mean Miranda the princess of Alster she broke up with me
Tiny Teeny: she looks like my cousin linda wh
🍁: Except hotter
Nan: Im angy
Finn water: Save the fucking city you dumbasses 🌃
Selioh: I’m still at fuckin Darna gimme a sec
Larcheistronk56: are we lovers yet?
Selioh: Shhh we were supposed to wait until final battle
Larcheistronk56: but ur hot
Selioh: not a good time wait
Selioh: Burger 🍔 🤴 go get ur gf
Burger King but on a cav: What the fuck Seliph, why are you using emojis. I'm with my gf rn.
Selioh: then why isn’t she speaking
Burger King but on a cav: she doesn’t have her phone yes.
Dancer-in-the-moonlight: Hi 👋 uwu
Selioh: I’m confused ™
Burger King but on a cav: oh.
Tiny Teeny: Guys hurry up i want to fucking kill blume
Astur: But that’s my job I have wind tome Forseti 💨 whoosh
Larcheistronk56: why are y’all using emojis now
Selioh: Okay I teleported to Alster where tf is everyone
Lanan: i used the funny warp staff * T poses*
Astur: Wait hold on I only have 5 move
Tiny Teeny: get on a hors then
Astur: Soon. I’m only at level 15
Julia: You can do it! Just believe in yourself! 😇
Astur: okay I’m here let’s Solo tf out of blume 🌸
Tiny Teeny: LETS FUCKING GOOOO FINALLY
Larcheistronk56: Hurry i want to sleep
Selioh: This blume guy staring at me menacingly
Tiny Teeny: Kill him!
SHANBAB: ok I have ballsmung
Astur: you mother fucker
Ulster: i exist
Dancer-In-The-Moonlight: Again! 💃🏼
Burger King but on a cav: Your dances are beautiful my darling.
Dancer-In-The-Moonlight: UwU thank you babe ily💖
Selioh: Shannan you did it and you have bargain band thank you my epic fam member
SHANBAB : We did it yay!!
🍁: Okay good finally morning more ducking armor nights
Finn water: Leif pls fix your sentence.💧
Tiny Teeny: WHY THE FUCK DID HE NOT DIE?????
Astur: he teleported. Forseti bad
Tiny Teeny: FUCK
🍁: Welp time to go to thracia
Nan: Leif, we literally went through a game full of bullshit there and you want to go back???
Finn Water: Darcoknight time 🐲🐉
Julia: Sounds fun! Let’s do our best out there!
🍁: I hate dragons 🐉
Larcheistronk56: Dracoknights woooo. Ive seen them on twitter dot com a lot, this Altena person posts a lot about them
Finn water: HOLY FUCK ALTENA DIDNT DIE????🤯
Larcheistronk56: oh wow do you know her?
Finn water: she’s the fucking weilder of Gay Bolge 🏳️🌈
Astur: time to go to Thwacia 776 gawme with me not being in I’m a scrapped mfker
Nan: love you too Leaf <3
Larcheistronk56: i played that game its full of bs
🍁: Ok go
Chapter 3: La la la la la la la la la🎶
NovaAwtena - Altena
DainAwion - Arion
Twavant uwu (name provided by Altena) - Travant
Odoullr777 - Faval
Light Tome Man - Ced
Chapter 8 start
Twavant uwu started a group chat called ____ and added NovaAwtena and DainAwion
DainAwion: Dad, Blume fucking lost to this Seliph person and he wants our help
Twavant uwu: Is that fucking Sigurds son?
Twavant uwu: i killed that guy sister and best friend so imma kill his son rn
DainAwion: so are we gonna make his life a nightmare with our dracoknights?
Twavant uwu: Of course. But not in this chapter we are gonna just chill
Larcheistronk56 renamed the server to Server name
Larcheistronk56: whats a good server name i need ideas
Selioh: Leif where the fuck are you guys
🍁: I’m in Leonster duh
Nan: i'm with him yay
Finn Water: Brave Lance hot 👨🦯
Selioh: Cool ™
Selioh: How tf are we gonna train thracia peeps if they not in home casteelee
Astur: I HAVE FORSETI AND A HORSE KJSKFJJIDJJOGHOUDHFODISOJJIJFIOFJOFJDIJI IM COOL
Nan: i have return staff we can just warp there
Selioh: No you dont this is geneaollogy and you dont have Bragiiiii blooododododo
Nan: but my mom had it
Selioh: Whats ranking for that staffs
Julia: I know! It is C rank!
🍁: Cool, anyway we have Hot mages coming
Party: Quick my brother is heading towards u a
Nan: Leaf what the fuck why
🍁: I miss mirandaaaaaa
Nan: but i exist
Leaf emoji: E
Larcheistronk56: anyways whos good to go arena fucking sucks. But im op af so i completed it already
Selioh: Ok is everyone promoted yet? Or is that later? Idfk
Lester: Brave bow hot but no
Party: Cool also no
Nier Boy 2: Ive been in home castle for so long idfk
Julia: I’m yet to be promoted, but I’ll get there soon!
Nan: im promoted ye
Larcheistronk56: im stronk as hell so im obviously promoted
Ulster: i’m promoted too yes
CHADMUID: im promoted e
Selioh: @everyone TELL ME GUYS ARE U PRMOTED ALSO NANNA 👵 WHY ARE U PROMOTED SO FAST WH
Lanan: im a fucking healer i cant arena so give me poragon and warp stuff pls
Nan: my love for Leaf is strong enough to make promote at chapter 8
Selioh: How tf is Nanna promoted so soon its been one (1) chapter🍁: Shut the fuck up
Nan: why are you so rude darling
Selioh: okay let us go *selioh t posing image .png*
Party started a dm with OdoUllr777
Party: Cool there’s my bro why is he fighting for Blume man t poses
Party: oh wait this is my bro dm
OdoUllr777: omg party where were you all this time
Party: why are you calling me party you know my real name ™ ç
OdoUllr777: i don't know but why are you here?
Party: Come over to Seliph army please don’t fight for bad man uwu
OdoUllr777: okay why not, but stop stealing btw
Party: okay let’s goooooooooooooooo
Welcome OdoUllr777 to server name
OdoUllr777: hi im party’s bro
Party: this is my brother
Selioh: cool an irrelevant guy, oh wait u have holy weapon we using u
Larcheistronk56: omg he’s odo bloodo
Lester: Welp time to go on the bench
Julia: Don’t worry Lester! You will be used. The Bigurd glitch exists after all!
Julia: Oh! Nothing hehe.
Astur: bring me to enemy I have f o r s e t i
Fee: I fly and im good so let me go with my bf to kill people
Astur: oh yeah we a couple now yay 💜
Fee: yes <3
Wind-God: wait fuck I’m supposed to tactican
Selioh: WHERE WERE YOU SLL THIS TIME LEWYN
Astur: WAIT DID SOMEONE SAY MY FTHR NAME
Larcheistronk56: oh right you exist
Fee: OMG IS THAT THE FUCKING KING
Tiny Teeny: OMG DAD I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU BUT HIIII
*wind-god is offline but actually invisible*
Nan: My dad left me :(
Astur: fuck u dad
Tiny Teeny: yeah fuck you but fuck Blume more
CHADMUID: but our dad was a nice guy why did he leave u
Nan: idk, my mom left too
SHANBAB: Oh shit oh fuck vantage mage vantage mage!!!
Selioh: Wh- where are they
Larcheistronk56: brave sword ez
🍁: HELP ME I AM UNDERLEVELED
Nan: but i'm with you 💖
🍁: SHUT UP NANNA I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Nan: YES YOU ARE, YOU ARE JUST SHY
🍁: this is my gf
Nan: no she's not, i'm your gf
🍁: SELIPH, MY COUSIN. PLS KILL HER OFF
Julia: No! Do not do that, Lord Seliph. Nanna is a valuable part of our Army!
🍁: Fuck this I’m gonna fight that mage heading towards Leonster
Nan: i'm going with you 💕
Finn water : Nanna 👵 Leaf 🍁 you’re are all going to die 💀
Nan: no i'm not, i'm a good unit i swear
🍁: O O E E OO E
OdoUllr777: i have a fucking legendary bow i can take care of this
SHANBAB: Me too I have hot sword
Larcheistronk56: but i can kill her ez with brave sword
Lanan: Okay Larchei, i'll warp you to Leonster! I'll stay with Selipoh. Hehe
Selioh: But Larcei
Larcheistronk56: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND
Welcome *IshtarThunder69* to server name
Julia: Welcome! Hope you enjoy your stay!
SHANBAB: ITS THE FUCKING VANTAGEUDCI MAGEEEEEJEJEJDJD I HAVE NO RESSIITANTNK
Selioh: Shannan calm down you’re supposed to dodge
Larcheistronk56: go on shannan you can do this. Im gonna go to kill Lana for trying to steal my bf
SHANBAB : But….but….Brave Sword
Larcheistronk56: fineeee i'll do it
IshtarThunder69: Hello. Is this the lib. Army
Julia: Yes! If you are interested in joining, just ask Seliph!
Larcheisteonk56: JULIA WTF
IshtarThunder69: I just killed off a girl on a horse 🐎
🍁: fucking finally
Finn water: Why the fuck 😔 😢😭
CHAD 🇹🇩: DID MY SISTER JUST DIED WTF
Julia: Oh no… I'm so sorry for your loss.
Selioh: o oh shit. It’
SHANBAB: SHANBADKODDIJIDSKSJDKDKDDKDKDKDKKDKDIFFIFIDI WE ARE GOING TO DIE BLAMEMDOIFI BROKE
Larcheistronk56: oh shit oh fuck
Burger King but on a cav: No… Nanna…
Astur: Hello Blue tome Unit. I have green and wind Forseti
Tiny Teeny: You look familiar.. hmmmm
IshtarThunder69 is offline
Dancer-In-The_Moonlight: My notifiers are blowing up please shut up
Burger King but on a cav: Oh my love.. my cousing fucking died im sad
Dancer-In-the-moonlight: :( 💔
🍁: y’all are too sad
Selioh: okay let’s move Blume is not dead
Tiny Teeny: LET ME GO KILL HIM RN
Astur: REEEEEEEEEEE 🐎
Selioh: Arthur ran off so fast Wh
Fee: Astur wait for me i have brave lance
This is the beginning of your message history with LoptyrLoptous
IshtarThunder69: My love send help
LoptyrLoptous: Why tf are you dying
LoptyrLoptous: Also why are you texting me I’m busy talking to Man 👨 froy
LoptyrLoptous: what tf is that thing there
IshtarThunder69: Save me
LoptyrLoptous: okay okay lemme just-WEEKERIRKKRKSKDEKDKDKDKSSKDK
Welcome CedSetyCedsy to sever name
Cedsetycedsy: Oh no! *i say* The village being attackertd
Julia: Welcome to the server! Hope you have a great time here!
Fee: HOLY FUCKING SHIT CEDSY I FINALLY FOUND YOU OMG
Cedsetycedsy: I look over at person. Hi
Fee: why you speaking weird
Cedsetycedsy: I notice this. What the fuck
Astur: It’s you and me *cedarthur*
Fee: ASTUR WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY BROTHER
Astur: calm down it’s just an image on twitter dot com. But I am now gay
Larcheistronk56: omg i saw that pic
Fee: what about me im your gf
Cedsetycedsy: fuck this I can’t. *i now leave*
Fee: CEDSY DONT FUCKING LEAVE AGAIN
Selioh: but we need light tome
Cedsetycedsy: Good point I need to solo dragons 🐉
Larcheistronk56: WOOOO CHAPTER 9 IS GONNA BE EASY NOW
Cedsetycedsy: *montage of Ced bragi man killing things* Done I killed em all
Meanwhile in a dm
NovaAwtena: Help light tome killed my squad I’m stuck on mountain and I think people saw.
Twavant uwu: Altena wtf. Why did you let that happen why tf did you not attack you have the fucking gae bolg
NovaAwtena: I am sorry father I will try to do better. 🙏🏻. Also fuck u too
Twavant uwu: well i'll give you one more chance. Awion do something
DainAwion: sure i'll make these peoples lives a nightmare. As soon as ced doesnt exists im fine
Chapter 4: UwU's
UwU - Corpul
Greatshield - Hannibal
Twavant uwu: Hey hannibal go fucking kill Seliph
Twavant uwu: then i'll take your son to next castle
UwU: Help UvU I’m f*ckin dying
Greatshield: ok i'll kill Seliph, Son don't worry i'll make sure you don't die. Yuo are men now, yu'll be fine
UwU: Hopefuwwy so :o
*UwU has left the chat*
*Twavant uwu has left the chat*
Selioh changed the server name to: Isaac Gang
Selioh: Fellas, it is time.
Larcheistronk56: for what
Wind-God: Looks like they're finally sending more dracoknights
CedSetyCedsy: Leave them to me *I shout because I am confident*
Larcheistronk56: you have 22 base magic ur good
Fee: WOOO GET EM CEDSY
CedSetyCedsy: E *E*
Julia: Ced! You can do it! We put all of our trust in you!💖
Selioh: Who hast forseti I need that tome right now
Astur: Hi Im lewyn son
CedSetyCedsy: But *stuttered* Canonn
CedSetyCedsy: *I monotone voice* C E D A R T H U R
Larcheistronk56: what the fuck is cedarthur
Selioh: But what of that dracoknught who was watching us from the Manster motain?
Fee: idk there were yellow squares when i wanted to go near them
Wind-God: Seliph this is fucking war stop worrying about friends theyre unimportrant
Tiny Teeny: Holy shit dad wtf
Astur: A L L I K N O W I S P A I N
Offer: My son is men now, he is tiresd and stredersted
Wind-God: *Shut the fuck up song*
Selioh: Lewyn speaks the truth therefore I must obey *t poses*
Offer: Selioh my son….
🍁: Hey Finn, i saw draconught on hill
Finn water: That was my line📨 but yes we hast seen the dragon 🐲\
Nan: dad let leif speak
Larcheistronk56: didnt u die
Nan: that was last chapter things change
🍁: FUCKYING WIDFDJIFHJEUIGHIDFUHIUDHFIEUHDIUSHFOHFUODFHUIFHEUIHFUIHDJKKJHSHDUIEFHIUDSHUFHISODJIOFJEIFHIDUHFDHDOIFHUOHEDFOIDSJGRHTGFD
Nan: we are meant to be <3
Finn Water: 😮 Leif 🍁 calm down 👎🏻
🍁: LEAVE ME ALMOJNETFIDUFHGDNSKMXDCJFGHFJDK
Julia: Ah! Welcome back Nanna!!! I am so happy to see you again!
Selioh: Julia now’s not the time
Julia: But i'm going to get captured next chapter...
Selioh: Wait what?
Julia: Oh, it's nothing.
Selioh: I C E E
🍁: I cannot fucking take it, I’m seriously at my limit
Nan: don't worry love, i' here for you
Finn Water: anyway dragon on heel 👠
🍁: Uh finn wh
Finn Water: Fuck tht wsa typo
Selioh: Ok les go we have to pursdaue hanee ball this chaptoor
🍁: Is his recruitment liek xavier
Larcheistronk56: but arena
Selioh: Its done alreadee
Larcheisronk56: oh okay
Lanan: Look i'm promoted now!
Selioh: K where are Ulstergwsd
Ulster: hi i'm hero now
Selioh: Are you in love with Lanan we need her to get away from mee
Ulster: not yet, we need a few more turns
Lanan: Seliph i love you, be with me or i'll be angy
Larcheistronk56: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
CedSetyCedsy: PEw Pew *gunshot noises*
🍁: Ok so my salllgeded erstier is hesidng our wya
Finn Water: Leif 🍁 are u ok 😟
🍁: Uhm no this sestier has Lanke
Finn Water: 💧💦🌊k
🍁: brb leme dee emm herrrr she exists on deeeesssscwrored
Finn Water: E 🧤
The is the beginning of ur message history with NovaAwtena
🍁: Wait a second...so u r my seester
NovaAwtena: No I am daughter of Travnat of south tasia
🍁: But you has *joke lance* i hand
NovaAwtena: I c
NovaAwtena: What are you talking about?!
NovaAwtena: brb gonna talk to dada
*Group chat: ____*
Twavant uwu: where the fuck is ALTENA
DainAwion: idk i saw her talking to a leaf she's heading here
Twavant uwu: wh is this like leaf Quan son
DainAwion: idk maybe
Twavant uwu: FUCK
NovaAwtena: Dad are u actually me dad
Twavant uwu: why do u ask
NovaAwtena: A leaf from the trees said so
Twavant uwu: wait is that leaf Quan son
NovaAwtena: Yes The famous Preence Leaf of LEeOWWN ster
Twavant uwu: well u know the truth ur adopted and Quan daughter
NovaAwtena: Why tf did u kill me real dada, dada
Twavant uwu: he bad,
NovaAwtena: E X P L A I N P L E A S E D A D A
Twavant uwu: Play thracia to find out e
NovaAwtena: A R I O N TE LL M E E W H Y
DainAwion: he sucks idk, dad never told me
NovaAwtena: DADA I MEAN TRAVANT...FUCKIN EXPLAIN TO ME I DONT UNDERSTNAND
Twavant: okay fine, * Why Quan bad essay*
NovaAwtena: Okay good point but, why u kill him
Twavant uwu: plot, also i want to be king of thracia e
NovaAwtena: bye bitch
Twavant uwu: e
Twavant uwu: Here
Twavant uwu: take that and stay in the castle, i'll go kill people
DainAwion: okay, Altena exists
Selioh: Ok Corpul/ Where ist father
UwU: He is guard castle uwu I miss him :(
UwU: Hewwo papa pls stop fighting
Greatshield: okay, good to see youbare alive my son
Selioh: Cool we got a greatshield unit fuckin finally
Larcheistronk56: fuck greatshield
UwU: Papa has greatshield yay. Dont b mean to papa uwu he is best dada
Selioh: Ok han ee ball guard castleee
Greatshield: its okay i hate greatshield too. Bit having it its fucking amazing. Also yes
Selioh: Okay Fee go get those villages at the top I think there’s a certain character in one of them
Leaf: By villages he means Tahra
Nan: oh Linoan exists there i remember
Selioh: yes but there’s another guy there too, fee please go e
Fee: okay i'll go brave lance go brrr
Selioh: alright everyone else guard the other castles. Ced, Altena and Shannan come with me
Ulster: i want to guard castle
Julia: Can i go with you, Lord Seliph?
Selioh: Yes Julia you can U have good tome
CedSetyCedsy: *Grab light tome and staff of bragi* Okay les go
Fee: CEDSY KILL THEM
SHANBAB: I has Balls
Selioh: Shannan wtf
NovaAwtena: I dont want to fight a w i o n
Larcheisteonk56: but hes bad he'll kill you
Lester: Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck
Party: RT to see how much exp i can get
CedSetyCedsy: *Light tome sounds* WEERERRRRRERERRERERRRRERRERERERRERER OKAY LET US GO
Astur: Ok do I go I hast hot F R STI
Julia: I will do what I can!
*And then they run*
DainAwion: hi i have guhntntidis i can kill u
NovaAwtena: Arion why
DainAwion: because dad, he died and he wanted me to kill you e
Selioh: S h i t
CedSetyCedsy: You are now dead. *gunshot noises* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DainAwion: OH SHIT ITS MY ONLY WEAKNESS, LIGHT TOME CED AAAAAGHHHHH
CedSetyCedsy: *I carsted a spell on arion, then disapaapssodpopoeor* Thracia is ours
Selioh: E Y E E Y EE Y O I E
Larcheistronk56: lets fucking go
Julia: Yes! We did it!!! All of you did an excellent job!!! 😄
Selioh: Y e s c o o l
Loptyr Loptous: Arion dont you dare fucking die on me you are needing to relevant
Loptyr Loptous: Good. Now come w me to the caslte of Belhalla
WA R P PSPODPSODPO
Selioh: holy shit was that pricns julius???????????????????????
Wind-God: *forshadowing censor*
Larcheistronk56: is that guy bad
Wind-God: What do you think
Selioh: Ok cool time to thracia outta here and go to M i l o t o s
Larcheistronk56; why dont we skip Miletos this chapter is irrelevant
Offer: Yes please
Julia: But the plot.
Offer: What plot? Theres no p lo t
Julia: I-. I need to get captured…
Julia: I don't know, but Manfroy wants me
Welcome FJIORFEHDFSUDHFIFHDUIFP to Issac gang.
Julia: Oh hi!
Selioh: WHo aa u ì
CedSetyCedsy: I dont like dis
Wind-God: ….shit here it comes
Julia: Lord Seliph… help me!
Selioh: JULIA WHAT IS HAPEPEPENING EXPLAIN TO ME WH YEFKOEJIFDOUGHIUDHFUIDHIUSHUDHUSDJIFJOIJF I AM DYING RN I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT
Julia: I'm being captured! Even though that is next chapter, hehe!
Selioh: Nbody gives a fuck about what chapter its from
Wind-God: I do.
Selioh: Stfu Lewyn anyway lemme go save Julia rq
Julia is offline
Selioh: Ok larcei let us go together to Mi le o t o s askeds
Larcheistronk56: okay my love. Am i gonna die?
Selioh: of course not! I won't let u die!
Larcheistronk56: yay i will do my best to not get killed
Chapter 5: Mieololtos
Selioh made the role Final teammates
Selioh added Final teammates to Larcheistronk56, SHANBAB, Lanan, 🍁 , Dancer-in-the-moonlight, burgerking-but-on a-cav NovaAwtena, Astur, Fee, CedSetyCedsy, UwU, and CHAD
Selioh: If u dont have role dont get mad please yall will still contribute
Larcheistronk56: wooo im special
Selioh: Yes you are my Lovely Sweet Larchei
Larcheistronk56: love u bby <3
Selioh: Ulster hey Ulster congrats on winning Lana do you still exist here
Ulster: wait wh? Lanan are u my gf now?
Lanan: i guess so
Selioh: your love status says yes
Lanan: But Seliph
Selioh: N O G O A W A Y
🍁: Im special cool, I guess rescue staff hot
Nan: i gave it to you lovely <3
🍁: Shut the fuck up
Selioh: Dw is almost the final chapter I will kill her off with
🍁: Thank Leonster
Selioh: Nanna you will be now called bait
Nan: but earth sword :(
Selioh changed Nan’s nickname to Bait
Bait: fuck u, Mareeta is hotter anyways
CedSetyCedsy: *wewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewe* Btw I can just revive nan if she die
Astur: Apparnelty a hors is nice.
CedSetyCedsy: @Astur#9582 Cedarthur
Astur: Ok but what if Fee and Ced became my lovers
CedSetyCedsy: *I am utterly confused* How does that work
Fee: wtf we are siblings
Astur: Okay lemme wheel brb
Astur: Jokes on you
CedSetyCedsy: *visible confusion*
Larcheistronk56: arent we supposed to kill that guy
Astur: No swordmanster is okay we will have Ced revive him
Bait: but me😡
CedSetyCedsy: N O
Astur: Okay Ced can we F U S E
SHANBAB: Jokes on yall I actually have a lowkey gay option and that is my current bf
Larcheistronk56: omg congrats
SHANBAB: wdym Larcei you knew this
Larcheistronk56: wh i didnt
Julia: Aww! Hope your relationship goes well!
Larcheistronk56 wait juli why are u here u should be captured cause P L O T
Julia: Manfroy gave me access to my phone for a few minutes! So I came here to say hi!
Selioh: what happens after a few minutes?
Julia: He said he prepared a surprise for me, i'm so excited!
Selioh: you do realize that’s a creepy old man who captured you right. What do you think is boutta happen? Y O U R E F I N N A D I E. But don’t worrY I’ll save u
Julia: He said I won't die! Also thank you Lord Seliph, i'll be waiting for you!
Wind-God: have your memories returned Julia
Julia: Yes! Manfroy did something and now I remember! I appreciate him for that.
Selioh: tell me Julia. What exactly do you remember
Julia: My brother Julius! He was so kind and sweet, I hope I can see him again!
Selioh: But hes bad
Julia: No! He's just angry, he'll be fine soon!
Selioh: ***are you sure about that***
Julia: Of course!
Wind-God: Ok Seliph let us go to save Julia she is in great fuckin danger
Selioh: Yes please Lewyn
Julia: I have to go now, take care of yourselves! It was nice to see you all. 💕💖😄
Selioh: WAIT JULIA WHO IS YOUR MOTHER
JULIA IS OFFLINE
Selioh: FUCK SHE GONE
CedSetyCedsy: Nanna and I are lovers now apparently how tf did that happen
Bait: Leaf treated me like shit so you are my new boyfriend now <3
🍁: Thank fucking Baldur
Astur: BUT CEDARTHUR
Bait: That doesnt exist. Now we are Cedanna
Astur: Why the fu- FEE GET OVER HERE I NEED TO CONFESS MY NEWFOUND LOVE FOR YOU
Fee: Oh? Arthur i knew you loved me. Now we are lovers <3
Astur: yep 👍💕
Selioh: @Final Team FUCJING GO PLS
Cedsetycedsy: *and so we left*
Meanwhile. Manfroy fucjing kidnapped Julia. Who is narrating you ask? Why is Ced of course I have BR A G I and access to the H I G H E R U P S *apex of the world*
Arvis created a dm called * help *. Added Julia
Julia: Oh! Hi father! It's been a while, how have you been?
Arvis: ….Why are you still so happy…
Julia: Because i finally see you again!😄
Arvis: ….I’m sorry Julia...💔
Julia: What is wrong, father?
Arvis: I am but a fool….manfroy is horrible and is the main villain….I am not…:(
Julia: But dad, you were the bad guy in gen 1!
Arvis: Julia..hurry...manfroy will fucking capture you….I am still sad….
Julia: But Manfroy said he has a surprise for me! Also he gave me my memories back!
Arvis: fuckytit how is he in this chta
Arvis: chat 💭
Julia: Hi Manfroy! How are you?
DKDKDFKDKKSKDJD: *soo me na na mo tee oo sho ma su na to me deh*
Julia: Oh! I like that song!
So manfroy decides to teleporte Julia and e *BRAGI STAFF IMAGE HERE*
We could actually write the rest of chapter 10 but sadly there’s nothing funny to write in this chapter. We will see you in finale
Chapter 6: the finel
LoptyrLoptous: I see. Dad dead. Heh
Julia: Oh no… 😭
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: †hə Əµπ®əo® hå∂ ¬ø˜g sərvə∂ his pűrpøsə ,
Julia: That is a rather odd way of typing...
LoptyrLoptous: Wtf manfroy what are you saying fucking speak you dumbass
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: 卂ㄥㄥ 丨几 ㄚㄖㄩ尺 乇爪卩丨尺乇'丂 几卂爪. 卂尺ᐯ丨丂 山卂丂 卂 ㄥㄖ丂ㄒ 匚卂ㄩ丂乇. ㄒㄖ ㄒ卄丨几Ҝ 卄乇, 卂 爪卂几 ㄖ千 ㄥㄖ卩ㄒㄖㄩ丂'丂 乃ㄥㄖㄖᗪ, ᗪ卂尺乇ᗪ ㄒㄖ 匚卄卂ㄥㄥ乇几Ꮆ乇 ㄒ卄乇 尺乇ᐯ丨ᐯ卂ㄥ ㄖ千 ㄒ卄乇 乇爪卩丨尺乇! ㄒ卄乇 尺丨Ꮆ卄ㄒ乇ㄖㄩ丂 卄乇卂尺ㄒ ㄖ千 ㄒ卄乇 匚尺ㄩ丂卂ᗪ乇尺 ᐯ卂ㄥ卂 乃ㄩ尺几乇ᗪ ㄒㄖㄖ 千丨乇尺匚乇ㄥㄚ 山丨ㄒ卄丨几 卄丨爪. 丨ㄒ 山卂丂 ㄖ几ㄥㄚ 卂 爪卂ㄒㄒ乇尺 ㄖ千 ㄒ丨爪乇 ㄩ几ㄒ丨ㄥ 卄乇 ㄒㄩ尺几乇ᗪ ㄖ几 ㄚㄖㄩ.
LoptyrLoptous: Sure manfroy now let's get you to bed
Julia: Oh hi brother! How are you? Manfroy is acting weird I am concerned.
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: 🍪✌ เ 𝐀ᵐ 𝐧𝐎𝓽 ᵒＬᵈ ♥ඏ
LoptyrLoptous: Ok kill Julia Æ
Julia: Oh… Brother why would he do that?
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: օӄǟʏ ʏօʊ ɖʊʊʍռʄɖʝʄ ʄʊɖƈӄɖɨɦֆʊɖֆʊʊʄɦֆ
LoptyrLoptous: *maniacal laugh*
Julia: I am scared… Lord Seliph, please help me.
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: S̴̛͓͔̗̙̭͠ö̸̝͈͇̘̥̳́͋̅̒͒̔͝ͅo̶̡̰̰͉͓̱̙̳͗̅͋͘͜͜ ̵̧̟̳͇͖̤̣̗͖̀̿̋̀̄̋̈́͑m̴̤̻͂̓̔͗͂ê̷̫͚̹̯̼̿̈́͝͝ ̷̢͓̦͉̺̼͔̔͛n̷̦͎̥̳̮̳͋ȃ̵̺͉̞͔̰͈͈͌͘ ̸͖̱͔̭͙̣̹̤̟̅̄͑͑̓̑̎͋̂͝n̸̡̡̢̼̰͚̭̗̹̲̂̓̒̂͒̈́̕a̴̢̲̼̰̩̙͇̓ ̷̡̹̗͈͇͍̖̯̣͋̈̈́m̴̢̛̥̟̦͉̟̬̀̏͊͋̉͌͝o̸͙͇̊̎͗́͒͝͝ ̴̱̯̾̆͆̕͝n̶̞̳͑̄̚ȩ̵̘̞͚̟͚͆͋̂̇̍̆ ̷̨̝̰̲͍͇̙͍̇̎̒͗̇̚͝n̵̰̫̺͕͒̉͑͒̃̉̓̚ȍ̶͉̦̺̂͗͐̓̑͊̀̕o̵͚͓̠̤̝͍͔͙̝̞͒̆̂̓̄ ̸͍̭̝̟̱͎̈́̂̈͌͂͒̕͝š̸̖͇̙̣͜ḧ̵̜̹̖̭̥̤͙̌ͅa̴̹̠̦̦̳̝͈̓̎͒̉̅̈́̕͘͜͜ͅ ̵̫͕̱̖͇̑̑̇͆͂m̵̮̭̂̂͋̆̈́́͌̇ë̴̬́ ̶̧͉̜̦͋͒s̶̖̾͒́̎͐̄o̴̭̩̝̍̂̑͒̈́͌̂̑͋̑ ̷̰̖̮̲̩̤͚̋̽̄̋͛̕n̵̬̙̞̳͊͛͝e̶̼͎̯̓͗́̓̾͌̿̌̕͝h̷̩̋̋̆̕ ̷̲̼̖̞͎̬͈͌̐̑s̴̠͗͜ơ̸̲̮̠̙̰̭̯͈͔̙̋͒̆͛͛͘ ̷͕̒͑m̵̡̱̊̐̚ḁ̶̧̧͓̞̮̻̰̥͎̏͋͌̾̔̔ ̸̥̱̱͍̰̖̓̋̓̊͝ņ̶͇̼͛̂̊̏̿͂̈́e̸̞͍̬̗̽͒͂̈̾̿͂h̴͓͔̝̦͓̣͉͚̄̆̄̏͘ ̶̛̛̩͔͕͔̄̀̉̅͋͘͝s̷̢̠̝͓͇̓̔̽͠h̷̛̩͕͖̗͖̼̊̓͋̓͒̇o̸̩̓̈́̒͛̆͋̈́̄͌o̸̢̬̠̝̗̥̝͐͊ ̸̜̜͇͇͖̬̱̀̂̊̓͆̓̈̕m̴̢͕̹̳̬͇̪͕͂e̴͎̜̬̰͈̩͙͑̄̅̄ ̶̮͒͒͑̋͒s̷̤̜͉͉̗͋͂̉e̶͉̥̜̓̇̾ḛ̵͓͎̦͇͍̞̺̼̻̊ ̵̦̪̏̄̿̓̎͊̎̒͝n̸̘̪̬̣̺̠̞͈͋͋̇̂į̵̠̯̅͘i̶̜̙̤̻̽̍́̇͛͘ ̴̧̞̭̈́͗̓̂̋̅̃s̵͉̜̈́̊̈̋͋͋̐͗h̸̢̳͔͚̗͌͝o̸̡̩̱̠̞̥̔͌̉̚͜ ̵̡̨̬̺̰̖̭̦͖̃͆͐̆̽͘͜m̷̧͈̣̖̘͍̮̎̈́̎̒̎͗͜͝͠ͅë̷̦̜̬̉̐̉ ̵͚̤͊̍̉̚ș̵̛̓a̶̮̼̩͕͈̰̠͑͂̆̄̏̾͐͑̈́͜n̴̤͇̞̻̻̓̄̐͗̈́̓̓͑̕ ̸̼͋̒̂̏̔̈̂͘͝e̶̡̝̟͙͚̲̙͊ ̴̨̤͉̫̲̗̭̻̹͌͑͗̓̑͘̚͘͜͝͝n̵͖͎̠̂̑̅̎̓̂̂͛ǫ̷̭̭̥̝͋͆̅͌ ̴̜̼̪̥̜̤̐͛͌͑́̉̆̎͑͝m̶̲͈̻̹̹̱̉̍́͋͋ͅe̸͈͍̾
Julia: Manfroy, are you okay?
˜”*°•.˜”*°• Warp •°*”˜.•°*”˜
Julia: I’m angy. >:(
LarcheiStronk56 changed the server name to Lets fucking gooooooooooooooooo
Larcheistronk56: this is fucking it
Wind-God: Finally at the final holy war
Selioh: A holy war?
Selioh: You mean finaly boss
Wind-God: No I mean final big fucking ass map you mfker
Larcheistronk56: good think i have the leg ring e
Wind-God : Sorry, Seliph, but this'll have to wait. The enemy's just about on our doorstep.
Selioh: wdym we didnt even talk
Selioh: @FInal Team
🍁 : L
NovaAwtena: Gae joke blog
CedSetyCedsy: *light tome weeeees*
CHAD: why the fuck did you ping
Larcheistronk56: Selipoh that ping was unnecessary
SHANBAB: Stop ping ples
Burgerking-but-on-a-cav: Don’t fucking ping me.
Selioh: It is very necessary my love
Larcheistronk56: okay <3
Selioh: Ok battle the wall of E D D A DE A DE DA S E D A
CedSetyCedsy: Oh hey my homeland *I rush out of casteelee*
Fee: I’ll fucking kill the sleep people i hate them
Selioh: Fee here is restore satve you will need it
Selioh: Let us now go *t poses*
CedSetyCedsy: *I look to F E E* Ok are you gonna help rule edededededededsaerfd
Fee: no i have to go with astur to Silesse and have children
CedSetyCedsy: Okay bye *rush*
CedSetyCedsy: *I keel finial boss in edda because im a op light man better thsn lef* Ok done
Fee: Wow Cedsy ur cool
Selioh: E no story is here whey
Larcheistronk56: HOLY SHIT THERES PEOPLE GOING TO CHALPHY E
Selioh: DEEARMOO COW USE FLAMBE SWORD OF DEATH FROM NICE GUY JODVPGJGIOHDFOHEFHRFUR˝iuaiyfgbggrnhbght3poubhiglihegrhefqggdodfshkugdfpilg
CHAD: Okay pew pew
Seloh changed Chad name to DEEARMOOCOW
DEEARMOOCOW: wtf is this name
DEEARMOOCOW: shut up
Selioh: Diarmuid is cow chad chad 🇹🇩
Selioh: Okay bby let us go to Dozel, ulster too
Larcheistronk56: Okay e
Ulster: but i dont even have role
Larcheistronk56: your gf has so e
Lanan: i hate ulster hes not selipoh
⁹Selioh: I c
Cedsetycedsy: Okay we go to dozel and im just there with my light tome B R A GI BR A G I APEX OF THE WORLD
Fee: BRAVE LANCE PEW PEW
Larcheistronk56: I hate sleep staves
Selioh: Axe guys bad, I will pew pew em
CedSetyCedsy: I then go and fucking obliterate the units because fuckig helpo mew cat
Fee: i have restoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejwklajkljflksjdkla
Lanan: MEOW CAT
Ulster: OMG MY WIFE IS A CATGIRL
Cedsetycedsy: *I run, because fuck this conversation*
Tiny Teeny: hey i know i dont have the role but can you fucking kill hilda pls
Astur: I’m boutta fuckin murder her Tinni so dw <3
Tiny Teeny: yay ily brother
Selioh started a dm with LarcheiStronk56
Larcheistronk56: hi seliph… can i talk to you?
Selioh: Hey Larchei sweetie, you sound scared, are you okay?
Larcheistronk56: yeah im kinda scared, its almost over and im getting nervous
Selioh: that is very odd of you larcei, you’re hardly ever scared,,
Larcheistronk56: l know but… i fear that id lose you.. please dont die i need you
Selioh: I won’t die my darling Larcei, I promise you that, just...stay with me forever
Larcheistronk56: i will my beloved, after all of this is over we'll marry and we'll going to rule over Grannvale together
Selioh: ….I love you so much <3
Larcheistronk56: me too <3
Astur started a DM with Fee
Fee: hi astur
Astur: Fee im busy go away.
Fee: e ur so mean. Im just worried about u
Astur: Me too but be careful u could death
Fee: i wont death im epic pegasus kn. I have brave lance, just stay by my side forever
Astur: Okay Fee <3
Fee: Love u too <3
Lanan started a dm with Ulster
Lanan: Ulster can i talk to you
Ulster: sure my love
Lanan: even though you are not like seliph, i really love you and you make me proud
Ulster: oh wow this is the first time you say something nice to me. I love you too
Lanan: hehe yes, i realized seliph baf and ulster good <3
Ulster: lana lets be together forever
Lanan: yes ulster
CedSetyCedsy: *I echoe voice* Now to the main game
Selioh: Cmon Larcei let us go to Friege and finish off H E E L D A
Larcheistronk56: yes selipoh lets beat the shit out of her and her pegasus kn.
Astur: Me too *F O R S E T I*
Tiny Teeny: please do for the love of naga
Nier Boy 2: ARCHER BAD THEY ARE NEARING HOME SLTELDC
Lester: HOLY SHIT PEW PEW I CANT DEFEND THE CASTLE IM LVL 7
Selioh: F A V E L S H O O T W I T H G U N N N
OdoUllr777: OKAY IM COMING PEW PEW YEWFELLE PEW
Selioh: Ok we good? We good.
Astur: FORSETI SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND NOPE GREATSHIELD PROCCED
Larcheistronk56: fuck greatshield
Fee: more sleep staves i hate them with all my soul
Selioh: but you have B staves you have r e s t o r e
Astur: hey Tinni my sister I killed H E E L D A V A L E N T I N E G O N E R I L
CHAD: whomst is this
Larcheiateonk56: why she pink
Astur: Why it is hilda, duh
Tiny Teeny: KILL HER ANYWAYS SHES BAD I HATE HER PEW
Astur: I did e
Tiny Teeny: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
IshtarThunder69: I will go to keel
IshtarThunder69: Love u
IshtarThunder69: Im gonna kill you all
SHANBAB: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BALLS
Larcheistronk56: oh no its hot mage im gonna die
SHANBAB: THAT FUCKIN SENT LATE NOBODY SAW THAT
Julia: im angy i want to keel
Lrtcheisteonk56 JULIA OMG U STILL EXIST WHY U NOT SPEAMING FORMAL ANYMORE
Julia: fucking die im angy
Selioh: oh shit oh fuck she is dead i am fapvjknfbdhiobdfofdbhoufshoudfodfsdv im a horrible person ;-;
Julia: Seliph why do i feel like i know u im angy btw grr
Selioh: R E E
Wind-God: Oh btw selioh she ur sisteer ewe
Selioh: Cool then why do people ship us?
Wind-God: I d o not know
SHANBAB: KEel Y PEG NIGTTS
Larcheistronk56: WHY ARE PEOOLE SHIPPING MY HUSBAND WITH OTHER GIRLS HES LITERALLY MINE] E
Selioh: Larcei sweetie calm down
LARCHEISTRONK56: BUT UR CHEATING ON ME
IshtarThunder69: Kill u
Astur: FORSETI RAGE
Ishtar: I am now dead
Larcheistronk: hot thunder mage is dead e
Selioh: Hello I AM SELIOH AND I JFIOEFHIUDHEHGEIFHIUEFHEHUFHDFHFH
CedSetyCedsy: *I move*
NovaAwtena: Oh shit Awion is headed toward caslte I am guarding it a
DainAwion: hi im awion and im going to keel castle unless altena talks to me then i become green
NovaAwtena: Arion stop fighting why tf do you fight
DaiAwion: hi altena im green now i'll help you
NovaAwtena: Wh- okay
Selioh: Manfory why u bad
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: เ ฬเɭɭ Ŧยςкเภﻮ ๓ยг๔єг ץ๏ย ןยรՇ ɭเкє ץ๏ยг קคгєภՇร Ŧยςкเภﻮ ๔ เ є ๔
Julia: im angy i'll keel u
Selioh: Manfey wh
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: ᓰ ᗩᘻ Sᑘᕵᘿᖇᓰᓍᖇ ᘻᗩᘉ, ᓰ ᘺᓰᒪᒪ ᘻᑘᖇᕲᘿᖇ ᘿᐺᘿᖇᖻᓍᘉᘿ ᘺᓰᖶᕼ ᘻᖻ
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: Wingdings: ✋︎ ♋︎❍︎ ⬧︎◆︎◻︎♏︎❒︎♓︎□︎❒︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ❍︎◆︎❒︎♎︎♏︎❒︎ ♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎⍓︎□︎■︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ❍︎⍓︎ 👎︎ ✋︎ 👍︎😐︎
Julia: Manfroy wtf im angy why u speaking weird >:(
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: 𝒟 𝒞𝒦 🎀 ★·.·`¯´·.·★
Selioh: you are now dead carsted spel on 𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø
𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: 💀💞 Į 𝐚ᗰ 丂đⓔέεᗪ ᖇ𝔦Ƥ ＳĤαⓃคŇ𝐧 ŞⓐⒾᒪ ඏ💔
Julia: Manfroy dead im still angy
Selioh: julia are yoi okay
Julia: O-oh! Brother what happened? Why was i angry? I am so confused.
Selioh: manfry bad ok go get time
Julia: Okay! I'm in my way!
Julia: I got the Naga tome! I feel so powerful now!
Selioh: good lets fight julius we almost there
Julia: I'll do my best!
Meanwhile. I ced, am monlog ing. I am bragi. We are bragi we are cedarthuer from fire emblem the sacred stones Artur is a monk from Renais...
CedSetyCesdy: *I t pose* CedArthur is a monk and light meegeeic
Larcheiatronk56: what the fuck is a sacred stone
Julia: A Sacred Stone is a stone that helped seal the demon King in the Continent of Magvell!
Larcheiatronk56: Oh hi julia ur back
Selioh: Julius finna kill us wutg METEOR ☄
LoptyrLoptous: APEIDKFJIDJFIFJIFJDKJFKDDJKD DEATH TO ALL HIMANS I WILL MUDERES U ALKKDJC
Julia: Hi i have Naga tome! I can kill tou brother. I'm not afraid to fight you!
LoptyrLoptous: Arthur (Japanese: アーサー Arthur) is a playable character in Fire Emblem: ... 3 Personality and character; 4 Love growths and events; 5 Death …
LoptyrLoptous: Official artwork of Arthur from the Super Tactics Book. Official artwork of Arthur …
I HAVE KILLED WITH TEEFEENG I HAVE THE WHOLE POWERS FAR GREATDS THAN NAGRA Soy naga no soy baldur soy alguien mucho más grande, soy uno, soy el mundo, soy el ápice de la palabra
SeliopoH: why am i BLUe
Sigurd: i was blue so you are blue too
Selioh: Dadf ist isaach that you
Larchstronk56 : omgf is my father in law
Sigurd: no im dead
Lester: Wait that’s not my Sigurd
Sigurd: lester wtf
Selioh: Wh who is else named Sigurd
Lester: Isac man 👁
Leakche: look i changed my name
Party: Oh mierda adiós
SHANBAB: Okay 👌🏻
Selioh: Eait is this story over?
Cedarthur: we still have the endings but yes its over
🍁: 😠 I’m gonna morning
CEDARTHUR was the true enemy all along
The end to all bragis