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Endgame: 



LoptyrLoptous: I see. Dad dead. Heh

 

Julia: Oh no… 😭

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: †hə Əµπ®əo® hå∂ ¬ø˜g sərvə∂ his pűrpøsə

 

Julia: That is a rather odd way of typing...

 

LoptyrLoptous: Wtf manfroy what are you saying fucking speak you dumbass

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: 卂ㄥㄥ 丨几 ㄚㄖㄩ尺 乇爪卩丨尺乇'丂 几卂爪. 卂尺ᐯ丨丂 山卂丂 卂 ㄥㄖ丂ㄒ 匚卂ㄩ丂乇. ㄒㄖ ㄒ卄丨几Ҝ 卄乇, 卂 爪卂几 ㄖ千 ㄥㄖ卩ㄒㄖㄩ丂'丂 乃ㄥㄖㄖᗪ, ᗪ卂尺乇ᗪ ㄒㄖ 匚卄卂ㄥㄥ乇几Ꮆ乇 ㄒ卄乇 尺乇ᐯ丨ᐯ卂ㄥ ㄖ千 ㄒ卄乇 乇爪卩丨尺乇! ㄒ卄乇 尺丨Ꮆ卄ㄒ乇ㄖㄩ丂 卄乇卂尺ㄒ ㄖ千 ㄒ卄乇 匚尺ㄩ丂卂ᗪ乇尺 ᐯ卂ㄥ卂 乃ㄩ尺几乇ᗪ ㄒㄖㄖ 千丨乇尺匚乇ㄥㄚ 山丨ㄒ卄丨几 卄丨爪. 丨ㄒ 山卂丂 ㄖ几ㄥㄚ 卂 爪卂ㄒㄒ乇尺 ㄖ千 ㄒ丨爪乇 ㄩ几ㄒ丨ㄥ 卄乇 ㄒㄩ尺几乇ᗪ ㄖ几 ㄚㄖㄩ.

 

LoptyrLoptous: Sure manfroy now let's get you to bed

 

Julia: Oh hi brother! How are you? Manfroy is acting weird I am concerned.

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: 🍪✌  เ 𝐀ᵐ 𝐧𝐎𝓽 ᵒLᵈ  ♥ඏ

 

LoptyrLoptous: Ok kill Julia Æ

 

Julia: Oh… Brother why would he do that?

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: օӄǟʏ ʏօʊ ɖʊʊʍռʄɖʝʄ ʄʊɖƈӄɖɨɦֆʊɖֆʊʊʄɦֆ

 

LoptyrLoptous: *maniacal laugh* 

 

Julia: I am scared… Lord Seliph, please help me.

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: S̴̛͓͔̗̙̭͠ö̸̝͈͇̘̥̳́͋̅̒͒̔͝ͅo̶̡̰̰͉͓̱̙̳͗̅͋͘͜͜ ̵̧̟̳͇͖̤̣̗͖̀̿̋̀̄̋̈́͑m̴̤̻͂̓̔͗͂ê̷̫͚̹̯̼̿̈́͝͝ ̷̢͓̦͉̺̼͔̔͛n̷̦͎̥̳̮̳͋ȃ̵̺͉̞͔̰͈͈͌͘ ̸͖̱͔̭͙̣̹̤̟̅̄͑͑̓̑̎͋̂͝n̸̡̡̢̼̰͚̭̗̹̲̂̓̒̂͒̈́̕a̴̢̲̼̰̩̙͇̓ ̷̡̹̗͈͇͍̖̯̣͋̈̈́m̴̢̛̥̟̦͉̟̬̀̏͊͋̉͌͝o̸͙͇̊̎͗́͒͝͝ ̴̱̯̾̆͆̕͝n̶̞̳͑̄̚ȩ̵̘̞͚̟͚͆͋̂̇̍̆ ̷̨̝̰̲͍͇̙͍̇̎̒͗̇̚͝n̵̰̫̺͕͒̉͑͒̃̉̓̚ȍ̶͉̦̺̂͗͐̓̑͊̀̕o̵͚͓̠̤̝͍͔͙̝̞͒̆̂̓̄ ̸͍̭̝̟̱͎̈́̂̈͌͂͒̕͝š̸̖͇̙̣͜ḧ̵̜̹̖̭̥̤͙̌ͅa̴̹̠̦̦̳̝͈̓̎͒̉̅̈́̕͘͜͜ͅ ̵̫͕̱̖͇̑̑̇͆͂m̵̮̭̂̂͋̆̈́́͌̇ë̴̬́ ̶̧͉̜̦͋͒s̶̖̾͒́̎͐̄o̴̭̩̝̍̂̑͒̈́͌̂̑͋̑ ̷̰̖̮̲̩̤͚̋̽̄̋͛̕n̵̬̙̞̳͊͛͝e̶̼͎̯̓͗́̓̾͌̿̌̕͝h̷̩̋̋̆̕ ̷̲̼̖̞͎̬͈͌̐̑s̴̠͗͜ơ̸̲̮̠̙̰̭̯͈͔̙̋͒̆͛͛͘ ̷͕̒͑m̵̡̱̊̐̚ḁ̶̧̧͓̞̮̻̰̥͎̏͋͌̾̔̔ ̸̥̱̱͍̰̖̓̋̓̊͝ņ̶͇̼͛̂̊̏̿͂̈́e̸̞͍̬̗̽͒͂̈̾̿͂h̴͓͔̝̦͓̣͉͚̄̆̄̏͘ ̶̛̛̩͔͕͔̄̀̉̅͋͘͝s̷̢̠̝͓͇̓̔̽͠h̷̛̩͕͖̗͖̼̊̓͋̓͒̇o̸̩̓̈́̒͛̆͋̈́̄͌o̸̢̬̠̝̗̥̝͐͊ ̸̜̜͇͇͖̬̱̀̂̊̓͆̓̈̕m̴̢͕̹̳̬͇̪͕͂e̴͎̜̬̰͈̩͙͑̄̅̄ ̶̮͒͒͑̋͒s̷̤̜͉͉̗͋͂̉e̶͉̥̜̓̇̾ḛ̵͓͎̦͇͍̞̺̼̻̊ ̵̦̪̏̄̿̓̎͊̎̒͝n̸̘̪̬̣̺̠̞͈͋͋̇̂į̵̠̯̅͘i̶̜̙̤̻̽̍́̇͛͘ ̴̧̞̭̈́͗̓̂̋̅̃s̵͉̜̈́̊̈̋͋͋̐͗h̸̢̳͔͚̗͌͝o̸̡̩̱̠̞̥̔͌̉̚͜ ̵̡̨̬̺̰̖̭̦͖̃͆͐̆̽͘͜m̷̧͈̣̖̘͍̮̎̈́̎̒̎͗͜͝͠ͅë̷̦̜̬̉̐̉ ̵͚̤͊̍̉̚ș̵̛̓a̶̮̼̩͕͈̰̠͑͂̆̄̏̾͐͑̈́͜n̴̤͇̞̻̻̓̄̐͗̈́̓̓͑̕ ̸̼͋̒̂̏̔̈̂͘͝e̶̡̝̟͙͚̲̙͊ ̴̨̤͉̫̲̗̭̻̹͌͑͗̓̑͘̚͘͜͝͝n̵͖͎̠̂̑̅̎̓̂̂͛ǫ̷̭̭̥̝͋͆̅͌ ̴̜̼̪̥̜̤̐͛͌͑́̉̆̎͑͝m̶̲͈̻̹̹̱̉̍́͋͋ͅe̸͈͍̾



Julia: Manfroy, are you okay?

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• Warp •°*”˜.•°*”˜

 

Julia: I’m angy. >:(

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LarcheiStronk56 changed the server name to Lets fucking gooooooooooooooooo



Selioh: Yes 

 

Larcheistronk56: this is fucking it

 

Wind-God: Finally at the final holy war

 

Selioh: A holy war?

 

Wind-God: Uh….yes...duh

 

Selioh: You mean finaly boss 

 

Wind-God: No I mean final big fucking ass map you mfker 

 

Selioh: E 

 

Larcheistronk56: good think i have the leg ring e

 

Wind-God : Sorry, Seliph, but this'll have to wait. The enemy's just about on our doorstep.

 

Selioh: wdym we didnt even talk 

 

Selioh: @FInal Team 

 

🍁 : L

 

NovaAwtena: Gae joke blog

 

CedSetyCedsy: *light tome weeeees* 

 

CHAD: why the fuck did you ping

 

Larcheistronk56: Selipoh that ping was unnecessary 

 

Fee: E

 

Astur: 🍃

 

Dancer-In-The-Moonlight: “

 

SHANBAB: Stop ping ples 

 

Burgerking-but-on-a-cav: Don’t fucking ping me. 

 

Selioh: It is very necessary my love 

Larcheistronk56: okay <3

Selioh: Ok battle the wall of E D D A DE A DE DA S E D A

CedSetyCedsy: Oh hey my homeland *I rush out of casteelee* 

 

Fee: I’ll fucking kill the sleep people i hate them

Selioh: Fee here is restore satve you will need it 

Fee: Thank

Selioh: Let us now go *t poses*

 

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CedSetyCedsy: *I look to F E E* Ok are you gonna help rule edededededededsaerfd

 

Fee: no i have to go with astur to Silesse and have children

 

CedSetyCedsy: Okay bye *rush*

 

CedSetyCedsy: *I keel finial boss in edda because im a op light man better thsn lef* Ok done

 

Fee: Wow Cedsy ur cool

Selioh: E no story is here whey 

Larcheistronk56: HOLY SHIT THERES PEOPLE GOING TO CHALPHY E

 

Selioh: DEEARMOO COW USE FLAMBE SWORD OF DEATH FROM NICE GUY JODVPGJGIOHDFOHEFHRFUR˝iuaiyfgbggrnhbght3poubhiglihegrhefqggdodfshkugdfpilg

CHAD: Okay pew pew

Seloh changed Chad name to DEEARMOOCOW

 

Selioh: Good 

 

DEEARMOOCOW: wtf is this name

Larcheistronk56: mooo

 

DEEARMOOCOW: shut up

 

Selioh: Diarmuid is cow chad chad 🇹🇩

Larcheistronk56: E

Selioh: Okay bby let us go to Dozel, ulster too 

Larcheistronk56: Okay e

Ulster: but i dont even have role

Larcheistronk56: your gf has so e

Lanan: i hate ulster hes not selipoh

Ulster: :(

⁹Selioh: I c 

 

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Cedsetycedsy: Okay we go to dozel and im just there with my light tome B R A GI BR A G I APEX OF THE WORLD 

Fee: BRAVE LANCE PEW PEW

Larcheistronk56: I hate sleep staves 

Selioh: Axe guys bad, I will pew pew em 

CedSetyCedsy: I then go and fucking obliterate the units because fuckig helpo mew cat 

Fee: i have restoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejwklajkljflksjdkla

Lanan: MEOW CAT

Ulster: OMG MY WIFE IS A CATGIRL

Cedsetycedsy: *I run, because fuck this conversation*  

Tiny Teeny: hey i know i dont have the role but can you fucking kill hilda pls

Astur: I’m boutta fuckin murder her Tinni so dw <3

Tiny Teeny: yay ily brother

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Selioh started a dm with LarcheiStronk56

 

Larcheistronk56: hi seliph… can i talk to you?

Selioh: Hey Larchei sweetie, you sound scared, are you okay?

Larcheistronk56: yeah im kinda scared, its almost over and im getting nervous

Selioh: that is very odd of you larcei, you’re hardly ever scared,,

Larcheistronk56: l know but… i fear that id lose you.. please dont die i need you

Selioh: I won’t die my darling Larcei, I promise you that, just...stay with me forever

Larcheistronk56: i will my beloved, after all of this is over we'll marry and we'll going to rule over Grannvale together

Selioh: ….I love you so much <3

Larcheistronk56: me too <3

 

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Astur started a DM with Fee

 

Fee: hi astur

Astur: Fee im busy go away.

Fee: e ur so mean. Im just worried about u 

Astur: Me too but be careful u could death 

Fee: i wont death im epic pegasus kn. I have brave lance, just stay by my side forever

Astur: Okay Fee <3

Fee: Love u too <3

 

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Lanan started a dm with Ulster

 

Lanan: Ulster can i talk to you

Ulster: sure my love

Lanan: even though you are not like seliph, i really love you and you make me proud

Ulster: oh wow this is the first time you say something nice to me. I love you too

Lanan: hehe yes, i realized seliph baf and ulster good <3

Ulster: lana lets be together forever

Lanan: yes ulster

 

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CedSetyCedsy: *I echoe voice* Now to the main game 

 

Selioh: Cmon Larcei let us go to Friege and finish off H E E L D A

 

Larcheistronk56: yes selipoh lets beat the shit out of her and her pegasus kn.

 

Astur: Me too *F O R S E T I*

 

Tiny Teeny: please do for the love of naga

Nier Boy 2: ARCHER BAD THEY ARE NEARING HOME SLTELDC 

Lester: HOLY SHIT PEW PEW I CANT DEFEND THE CASTLE IM LVL 7

Selioh: F A V E L S H O O T W I T H G U N N N 

OdoUllr777: OKAY IM COMING PEW PEW YEWFELLE PEW

Selioh: Ok we good? We good. 

Astur: FORSETI SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND NOPE GREATSHIELD PROCCED

Larcheistronk56: fuck greatshield 

Fee: more sleep staves i hate them with all my soul                                                                                                         

Selioh: but you have B staves you have r e s t o r e

Astur: hey Tinni my sister I killed H E E L D A V A L E N  T I N  E G O N E R I L

CHAD: whomst is this

Larcheiateonk56: why she pink

Astur: Why it is hilda, duh 

Tiny Teeny: KILL HER ANYWAYS SHES BAD I HATE HER PEW

Astur: I did e 

Tiny Teeny: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I move

IshtarThunder69: I will go to keel 

LoptyrLoptous: Ok 

 

IshtarThunder69: Love u

Load

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IshtarThunder69: Im gonna kill you all 

SHANBAB: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BALLS

Larcheistronk56: oh no its hot mage im gonna die 

SHANBAB: MUNG

SHANBAB: THAT FUCKIN SENT LATE NOBODY SAW THAT

Larcheistronk56: E

Julia: im angy i want to keel

Lrtcheisteonk56 JULIA OMG U STILL EXIST WHY U NOT SPEAMING FORMAL ANYMORE

 

Julia: fucking die im angy

 

Selioh: oh shit oh fuck she is dead i am fapvjknfbdhiobdfofdbhoufshoudfodfsdv im a horrible person ;-; 

 

Julia: Seliph why do i feel like i know u im angy btw grr

 

Selioh: R E E

 

Wind-God: Oh btw selioh she ur sisteer ewe

 

Selioh: Cool then why do people ship us? 

 

Wind-God: I d o not know 

 

Selioh: E 

 

SHANBAB:   KEel Y PEG NIGTTS

 

Larcheistronk56: WHY ARE PEOOLE SHIPPING MY HUSBAND WITH OTHER GIRLS HES LITERALLY MINE] E

 

Selioh: Larcei sweetie calm down 

LARCHEISTRONK56: BUT UR CHEATING ON ME

IshtarThunder69: Kill u 

Astur: FORSETI RAGE 

Ishtar: I am now dead 

Astur: @

Larcheistronk: hot thunder mage is dead e

Selioh: Hello I AM SELIOH AND I JFIOEFHIUDHEHGEIFHIUEFHEHUFHDFHFH

CedSetyCedsy: *I move* 

 

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NovaAwtena: Oh shit Awion is headed toward caslte I am guarding it a

 

DainAwion: hi im awion and im going to keel castle unless altena talks to me then i become green

 

NovaAwtena: Arion stop fighting why tf do you fight

DaiAwion: hi altena im green now i'll help you

NovaAwtena: Wh- okay 

 

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Selioh: Manfory why u bad 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: เ ฬเɭɭ Ŧยςкเภﻮ ๓ยг๔єг ץ๏ย ןยรՇ ɭเкє ץ๏ยг קคгєภՇร Ŧยςкเภﻮ ๔ เ  є ๔

 

Julia: im angy i'll keel u

 

Selioh: Manfey wh

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: ᓰ ᗩᘻ Sᑘᕵᘿᖇᓰᓍᖇ ᘻᗩᘉ, ᓰ ᘺᓰᒪᒪ ᘻᑘᖇᕲᘿᖇ ᘿᐺᘿᖇᖻᓍᘉᘿ ᘺᓰᖶᕼ ᘻᖻ 

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: Wingdings: ✋︎ ♋︎❍︎ ⬧︎◆︎◻︎♏︎❒︎♓︎□︎❒︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ❍︎◆︎❒︎♎︎♏︎❒︎ ♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎⍓︎□︎■︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ❍︎⍓︎ 👎︎ ✋︎ 👍︎😐︎

 

Julia: Manfroy wtf im angy why u speaking weird >:(

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: 𝒟 𝒞𝒦  🎀   ★·.·`¯´·.·★

 

Selioh: you are now dead carsted spel on 𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø

 

𝔐åņ˜ƒ®¥ø: 💀💞  Į 𝐚ᗰ 丂đⓔέεᗪ ᖇ𝔦Ƥ SĤαⓃคŇ𝐧 ŞⓐⒾᒪ  ඏ💔

 

Julia: Manfroy dead im still angy 

 

Selioh: julia are yoi okay 

 

Julia: O-oh! Brother what happened? Why was i angry? I am so confused.

 

Selioh: manfry bad ok go get time 

 

Selioh: tom 

 

Selioh: tome

 

Julia: Okay! I'm in my way!

 

Julia: I got the Naga tome! I feel so powerful now! 

 

Selioh: good lets fight julius we almost there 

 

Julia: I'll do my best!

 

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Meanwhile. I ced, am monlog ing. I am bragi. We are bragi we are cedarthuer from fire emblem the sacred stones Artur is a monk from Renais...  

 

CedSetyCesdy: *I t pose* CedArthur is a monk and light meegeeic 

 

Larcheiatronk56: what the fuck is a sacred stone 

 

Julia: A Sacred Stone is a stone that helped seal the demon King in the Continent of Magvell!

 

Larcheiatronk56: Oh hi julia ur back

 

Selioh: Julius finna kill us wutg METEOR ☄

 

LoptyrLOptous: DEI 

 

Selioh: No 

 

LoptyrLoptpous:

 

Selioh: die 

 

LoptyrLoptous: APEIDKFJIDJFIFJIFJDKJFKDDJKD DEATH TO ALL HIMANS I WILL MUDERES U ALKKDJC 

 

Selioh: E

 

Julia: Hi i have Naga tome! I can kill tou brother. I'm not afraid to fight you!

 

LoptyrLoptous:  Arthur (Japanese: アーサー Arthur) is a playable character in Fire Emblem: ... 3 Personality and character; 4 Love growths and events; 5 Death …



Astur: Hot 

 

Larcheistronk56: jularthur

 

LoptyrLoptous: Official artwork of Arthur from the Super Tactics Book. Official artwork of Arthur …




Selioh: Dath 

 

I HAVE KILLED WITH TEEFEENG I HAVE THE WHOLE POWERS FAR GREATDS THAN NAGRA Soy naga no soy baldur soy alguien mucho más grande, soy uno, soy el mundo, soy el ápice de la palabra

 

Larcheistronk56: wh

 

SeliopoH: why am i BLUe

 

Sigurd: i was blue so you are blue too

 

Astur:

 

Astur: ßêdærthür

 

Selioh: Dadf ist isaach that you 

 

Larchstronk56 : omgf is my father in law

 

Sigurd: no im dead

 

Lester: Wait that’s not my Sigurd 

 

Sigurd: lester wtf

 

Selioh: Wh who is else named Sigurd 

 

Lester: Isac man 👁 

 

Leakche: look i changed my name 

 

Party: Oh mierda adiós

 

SHANBAB: Okay 👌🏻 

 

Selioh: Eait is this story over?

 

Cedsetycedsy: yes 

 

Cedarthur: we still have the endings but yes its over

 

Leakche: E 

 

🍁: 😠 I’m gonna morning 

 

CEDARTHUR was the true enemy all along

 

The end to all bragis