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Fire emblem genealogy of the discord war

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Larcheistronk56 - Larcei 

 

Selioh - Seliph 

 

CHADMUID - Diarmuid

 

Astur - Arthur

 

Fee - Fee

 

Offer - Oifey 

 

SHANBAB - Shannan 

 

Nier boy 1 - Johan 

 

Nier boy 2 - Johalvier 

 

Lester - Lester

 

Lanan - Lana

 

Edain - Edain 

 

Wind-God - Lewyn 

 

Julia - Julia



Larchei has created the server: Issach gang💪



Larcheistronk56: Hi

 

SHANBAB: What the fuck. I leave Issac for two weeks and come back to Larcei spelling my home country wrong 

 

Selioh: Actually, have we even wondered how Isach is spelled? We always say it the same but never typed out.

 

Larcheistronk56: its issach, my mom was literally the only person in gen 1 from this place so i know.

 

SHANBAB: What about me. I was there. 

 

Larcheistronk56: uhhhhhh. U were babey u didn’t exist. 

             

Edain: But he did exist 

 

Offer: of course he did, I was babey too       

 

Larcheistronk56: fuck

 

CHADMUID 🇹🇩: Larchei said a bad word

 

Wind-God: Why was this made?    

 

Larcheistronk56: i just wanted to talk to y’all     

 

Selioh: But I’m right next to you 

 

Larcheistronk56: but, i'm too lazy to talk

 

SHANBAB : if you wanted to talk to me you could’ve just talk to me on phone. 

 

Ulster: Larchei wh

 

Larcheistronk56: idk read above

 

Selioh: Anyway why is ISACH spelled wrong?

 

Lester: Wait it’s Issach? I thought it was Isac 

 

Larcheistronk56: what the fuck Lester why u spell issach weird 

 

Lanan: Hey don't talk shit to my brother or i’ll bonk you

 

Larcheistronk56: i dont care im in feh at least idk

 

Selioh: but so is half of the people here. Oifey when are you coming to feh to meet ur boyfriend 

 

Random axe person: hey you have gold???????? *Isaach army theme starts playing*

 

Selioh: How the fu- Ulster how did they get access to server can you see any of them? 

 

Ulster: Larchei did you post the server invite on twitter.com?

 

Larcheistronk56: Maybe 

 

Selioh: YOU GOT US EXPOSED FUCK FUCK FUCK ULSTER COME BACK TO TIRNANGOG QUICK 

 

Offer: Eneny sighted Enemy Sighted

 

SHANBAB : Welp gotta go find Ballsmung u guys have fun 

 

Larcheistronk56: Bruh

 

SHANBAB is offline

 

Chad: We are on our way

 

Offer: Lester get off Twitter we need to save Seliph!!!

 

Lester: Okay okay let’s go where’s my iron pew pew 

 

Offer: Shut up you have a brave bow

 

Offer, Lester, and CHADMUID are offline

 

Larcheistronk56: what the fuck is a pew pew?

 

Selioh: Lana where the fuck are you 

 

Lana: I’m in the fucking bathroom hold on a sec

 

Selioh: Ulster are you going to tirnangog  

 

Ulster: yes


 

Arthur and Fee dm 



Astur: Fee where are you you’re supposed to pick me up!

 

Fee: Holy shit a group is being attacked in isaach, i saw it on twitter.com 

 

Astur: Okay but that doesn’t answer my question, where tf are you? I need to go to Alster.

 

Fee: Okay im fucking coming astur

 

Astur: actually who is the group being attacke in ISACH? 

 

Fee: idfk, their name was Larcheistronk56 on twitter dot com. We are mutuals

 

Astur: Who is Larchei, was that the person with the person with link to a server?

 

Fee: yes that one. We should join.

 

Astur: Can your Pegasus take me to isaach then?

 

Fee: Yes

                                                                                                                                                                                                             Astur: Okay I’m waiting in Silesse village can you pick me up for the third fucking time!

 

Fee: Im on my fucking way. Just be patient


later 

 

Welcome, Astur! To Issach gang💪

 

Welcome, Fee! To issach gang💪

 

Selioh: FUCK WE’RE EXPOSED 

 

Chad: Who are these people? 

 

Larcheistronk56: Oh shit its fee from twitter dot com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Fee: holy shit Larchei is that u

 

Larcheistronk56: yes now come here and help us we are fucking under attack

 

Offer: Who the fuck is Astur?

 

 Fee: he’s my bf

 

Astur: No I’m not. You’re just here to take me to Alster. 

 

Fee: don’t be shy bby

 

Astur: Anyway where this Lord Seliph?

 

Selioh: me am I special? 

 

Larcheistronk56: ur all over twitter didnt you know?

 

Selioh: I don’t exist on twitter wym 

 

Larcheistronk56: i post about u, ur famous

 

Selioh: You’re the only one who has twitter 

 

Lester: but me 

 

Larcheistronk56: who are u

 

Lester: I’m Lester the bester and for some reason I look like lex 

 

9Larcheistronk56: you mean my dad?

 

Lester: apparently so my dad is Verdane man 👨 

 

Larcheistronk56: E

 

Ulster: why tf didnt u know

 

Larcheistronk56: i forgot

 

Wind-God: Seliph I have to ask you a favor get to Ganeishire asap please it’s important 

 

Selioh: what is it tell me now 

 

Wind-God: but plot 

 

Selioh: ok fine 

 

Larcheistronk56: what the fuck is plot?

 

Astur: Idk but fee and I are all the way at Sophara You guys go do your thing we’ll be here taking care of axe mother fuckers  

 

Fee: astur has this fucking stronk ass tome, we’ll be fine

 

Astur: it’s a fucking wind tome fee is nothing 

 

Fee: wasnt your dad lewyn?

 

Astur: idk I don’t remember 

 

Fee: ohhhhh

 

Astur: Oh shit oh fucky the Sophara axe guys found us and are heading towards mountain 🏔 fucking help.

 

Astur and Fee are offline 

 

Larcheistronk56: we are coming let us kill this person and seize the castle 

 

Selioh: but Nosferatu tome. 

 

Larcheistronk56: but no one uses magic here wtf

 

Selioh: We need it for plot relevance censor, go to Sophara pls laekche 

 

Larcheistronk56: i have the fucking leg ring i’ll be there quick enough

 

Welcome Neir boy 1 to Issach gang💪

Welcome neir boy 2 to issach gang💪

 

Larheistronk56: OH NO ITS THESE GUYS

 

Selioh: Larcei hurry 

 

Larcheistronk56: okayyy

 

Neir boy 2: Larcei pls come to me my brother is a weird ass mfker 

 

Neir boy 1: no im better i have hors


 

Wind-God: sekiph ur here

 

Selioh: Why u texting me still I’m right in front of you 

 

Wind-God: anyway here’s Julia, she has PTSD pls take care of her

 

Wind-God: also Shannan good he be back soon 

 

Selioh: Oh cool I like this girl 

 

Wind-God: good now I must go check on your cousin who you won’t meet for some time 

 

Selioh: oh you mean 🍁 

 

Wind-God: yes 

 

Julia: Hi, my name is Julia.

 

Selioh: wow so formal. I like u 

 

Wind-God: bye 💨 

 

Wind-God is offline

 

Julia: Good bye! please take care out there.

 

Selioh: bye Lewyn 

 


Welcome Julia! To the issach gang💪

 

Julia: Hello everyone! Hope you all are having a good day. My name is Julia and i can use light magic! Hope i can be helpful!

 

Selioh: Hello this is the mage user 

 

Offer: She looks like Dee dra, I wonder 

 

*shanbab is online*

 

Shannan: I heard her name 

 

Lester: wow this mage formal af 

 

Larcheistronk56: she can ise fucking magic, she must be smart af

 

Selioh: anyway off to Issacch

 

Astur: But Sophara 

 

Selioh: but Nosferatu tank 

 

Lanan: oh by the way julia! Have this staff i found over here

 

Julia: Oh! Thank you so much Lana! I'll use it with caution.

 

Nier Boy 2: Larcei I see you coming over to me I am dying inside 

 

Larcheistronk56: no im going to see Fee from twitter dot com. shes my mutual

 

Nier Boy 2: Ok but can you take me with you on your way there 

 

Larcheistronk56: sure why not, Selioh said tou gave nosferatu to mage girl

 

Julia: I would really appreciate that! 

 

Nier Boy 2: Ok so my bro is dead good now take me 

 

tf i have hors i strong

 

Selioh: Oh was that that weirdo that I solo’d with my dads silver sword 

 

Nier Boy 1 has died

 

Lester: Help I’m being bombarded by Isacians 

 

Julia: Lester, I think you spelled Isaach wrong, It's okay that you did, hope you use the correct spelling from now on!

 

Selioh: Hey julia here’s nosferatu. *Nosferatu_FE4.jpg* 

 

Julia: Thank you Seliph! I'll use this to help others!

 

Larcheistronk56: cool now we have magic person

 

Lanan: i can use magic too! Once i promote that is.

 

Selioh: But that’s not for a few months Lana, you stay in backlines please

 

Lanan: My mom gave me this physic staff so yes

 

Shanbab is online

 

Shanbab: Okay update on my sword, it is literally in yield shrine but the fucking lopto sect is in it I need helppppppp 

 

Larcheistronk56: we could use some help here too you know

 

Offer: Shannan just stay there and hide we are almost done with Issacch saving 

 

Shanbab : Okay bby love u. Also Seliph thank you too 

 

Selioh: Yes e

 

Larcheistronk56: why the fuck you being gay in group chat

 

Shanbab: Oh shit I thought this was Oifey dm 

 

Selioh: But you just talked to me 

 

Shanbab: Oh hello goodbye 

 

Shanbab is offline

 

Larcheistronk56: what just happened

 

Offer: No clue anyway we almost to Roviduydyfub lets fucking goooooooooooooooooo

 

Julia: They were showing love to each other! Aww that is cute!

 

Selioh: Julia I swear you’re too innocent for this world 

 

Julia: Aww thank you Seliph! 

 

Larcheistronk56: *sends literal porn*

 

Selioh: LARCEHEI YOU MOTHERFUCKER JIJFIJFDOUSHFOHFSIDFHDUOFHKUSJ

 

Julia: Um...

 

Selioh deleted post that larcei made

 

Larcheistronk56: why the fuck u have mod power

 

Selioh: idfk 

 

Lester: Guys I’m about to fucking die 

 

Selioh: Oh shit fuck you exist 

 

Larcheistronk56: uhhhhhh

 

Julia: Don't worry! we are on our way.

 

Selioh: Not me imma go to rough with my fucking leg ring come on mount gang 

 

Lester: wh 

 

Offer: yes

 

Larcheistronk56: but didnt i have leg ring wtf

 

Selioh: We had two. Also ur in sophara 

 

Larcheistronk56: fair

 

Astur: Fee bring me over the mountains we need to see Seliph 

 

Fee: but larchei is coming here. I told her we were gonna have a date here

 

Astur: wh- anyway we’re gonna be automatically teleported to rivough if seliph seize castle so pls wait 

 

Fee: cool

 

Selioh: Okay Ricough sezseds 

 

Selioh: Seized* 

 

Larcheistronk56: holy wow selioh u suck at tuping

 

Larcheistronm56: FUCK

 

Selioh: But you spelled my name wrong wh

 

Astur: Oh cool i got teleportedddsdij g

 

Fee: ASTUR ARE U OKAY

 

Astur: Yes im fine also why u call me astur that’s just my username 

 

Fee: its in your fucking discord name

 

CHAD: Hey guys remember me? i still exist

 

Larcheistronk56: HOLY SHIT WE FORGOT ABOUT DIARMUID

 

Selioh: Where the hell did you come from

 

CHAD: i was here the whole time 

 

Lester: *chad_fe6.png* Oh cool its the thief man

 

CHAD: LESTER WTF