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Jesper: Inej, I’m too lazy to reach the popcorn. Throw some at my mouth.

Inej Nice catch

Jesper: Thanks

Wylan: Guys, Nina’s not looking at her phone

Jesper: Is she actually into this movie?

Wylan: Does this mean we can be real here about how much this movie sucks?

Matthias: I see what you’re doing and I don’t approve

Kaz: What a surprise

Jesper: He’s just hoping if he pays attention, she’ll make out with him later

Wylan: OoooooOOOOOOooooo

Inej: OoooooOOOOOOoooooo

Kaz: Stop

Inej: Kaz just doesn’t want to miss any of the good parts

Kaz: Dear god no

Kaz: What size are these cats supposed to be anyway?

Kaz: This is hurting my brain

Jesper: Inej. Popcorn me.

Inej: OMG KAZ I’M SO SORRY

Kaz: Ow

Wylan: Jesper stop laughing

Kaz: Brb

Inej: Where are you going?

Kaz: To rinse the popcorn out of my eye

Inej: I’M REALLY SORRY

Jesper: TAKE US WITH YOU

Wylan: You guys, Nina’s gonna notice

Wylan: That was a close one

Inej: Maybe Matthias likes this so much because he’s imagining wolves instead of cats

Matthias: This would still be disturbing with wolves.

Jesper: So it IS because you want to make out with Nina!

Wylan: OoooooOOOOOOOoooooo

Inej: OooooooOOOOOOoooooo

Matthias: You are children.

Kaz: OoooooOOOOOooooo

Inej: ahahahaha omg

Matthias: Horrible, horrible children

Inej: Kaz, where are you? What’s taking you so long?

Kaz: Just so much popcorn in my eye. So much. Real emergency in here.

Inej: omg liar

Jesper: We’re onto you, Brekker. Come out of the bathroom.

Kaz: Make me

Jesper: INEJ DO SOMETHING

Inej: Mwuahaha

Kaz: I’m not afraid of you.

Kaz: I am, however, afraid of the cat boobs

Kaz: So

Jesper: Dude, we’re all afraid of the cat boobs

Wylan: You are not alone.

Wylan: We’re here for you.

Jesper: Except for Nina. She doesn’t care about you at all.

Wylan: Inej, stop laughing

Wylan: Seriously, Nina’s going to notice.

Wylan: Huh

Wylan: She didn’t notice

Kaz: I’m telling you, it’s the cat boobs

Kaz: This is an evil, evil movie

Kaz: If this movie were a person, I’d be cutting its eye out

Jesper: I kind of want you to cut my eyes out right about now.

Kaz: Omg I thought you’d never ask

Inej: Kaaaaz come out of the bathroom. I’ll protect you!

Jesper: WHAT ABOUT ME

Wylan: WHAT ABOUT ME

Matthias: WHAT ABOUT ME

Kaz: …..

Matthias: Nina doesn’t need to know

Inej: I won’t let the scary cat boobs get any of you.

Inej: Big babies

Kaz: I’m coming out of the bathroom, but only to cut out Jesper’s eyes

Jesper: HOORAY!

Jesper: You’re not cutting out my eyes. I was promised blindness.

Wylan: I’m starting to think he came out of the bathroom just to be with Inej

Kaz: Lies

Jesper: HE HAS HIS ARM AROUND HER HE HAS HIS ARM AROUND HER

Jesper: NINA NINA NINA

Wylan: IT’S THE CAT BOOBS

Wylan: IT’S THE MAGIC OF THE CAT BOOBS

Kaz: Where’s my knife. I’m cutting off their fingers.

Inej: Can you do that later? Cuz now I’m comfy

Jesper: asdf;lkjaweioasji

Wylan: You broke Jesper

Jesper: I CAN’T BELIEVE NINA IS MISSING THIS

Jesper: BECAUSE OF CAT BOOBS

Matthias: Can everyone please stop talking about cat boobs?

Jesper: CAT BOOBS

Inej: CAT BOOBS

Wylan: CAT BOOBS

Kaz: CAT BOOBS

Matthias: I hate all of you

Kaz: I have no sympathy

Kaz: You are the one with the power to stop this madness

Kaz: She’ll listen to you

Jesper: PLEASE, MATTHIAS

Wylan: HELP US

Matthias: What do I get if I do?

Kaz:…..

Kaz: The student surpasses the master

Inej: Looooool

Matthias: I’m waiting

Jesper: I’LL DO YOUR LAUNDRY

Wylan: I’LL MAKE YOUR PROTEIN SHAKES FOR A MONTH

Kaz: How much money do you want

Inej: I’m just gonna let this one play out

Matthias: Yeah none of this sounds as good as making out with Nina

Inej: Called it

Jesper: NOOOOOOOOO

Wylan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kaz: I’m going back to the bathroom

Inej: No you’re not

Kaz: Ughhh

Kaz: You’re lucky you’re cute

Inej: 😊 

Kaz: OH GOD WHY

Inej: THAT HUMAN CAT IS EATING HUMAN COCHROACHES

Inej: OMG

Inej: OMGGGGG

Jesper: WHYYYYYYY

Inej: KAZ DO SOMETHING

Wylan: HELP US

Jesper: SAVE US

Kaz: WHO’S GOING TO SAVE ME

Jesper: WHY IS THIS MAKING ME HUNGRY

Wylan: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????

Inej: KAZ

Inej: Stop throwing popcorn at Jesper

Wylan: NINA IS GOING TO NOTICE

Nina: YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE

Wylan: Told you

Nina: Kaz, clean up your mess!

Kaz: Inej started it

Inej: Wtf

Kaz: She tried to blind me with popcorn

Inej: I SAID SORRY

Matthias: Their flirting is stupid

Kaz: Your face is stupid

Nina: This was supposed to be a phone-free night!!!

Nina: For friends and friendship

Jesper: AND CAT BOOBS

Matthias: STOP

Kaz: It’s obvious Nina just wanted to torture us

Wylan: She’s a cat-boob-loving sadist!

Matthias: Watch it, Sunshine

Inej: awwwww

Jesper: Seriously, Nina, this movie is the woorrrrrrst

Kaz: Matthias is a cat boob

Nina: KAZ CALLED INEJ CUTE

Jesper: Yeah you missed a lot

Kaz: I blame Cats. I was under duress. This movie should be considered a war crime.

Inej: Great. Thanks.

Kaz: Wait no come back

Matthias: I tried to make them stop, Nina.

Nina: I see that. Thanks, Matty.

Wylan: OoooooOOOOOOOoooooo

Jesper: OMG THEY’RE KISSING

Kaz: Nope

Kaz: Nope

Kaz: Nope

Kaz: I’m out

Kaz: I did not sign up for this

Inej: I’m coming with you

Kaz: :)

Jesper: I’ll drive

Wylan: Wait for me

Kaz (ThirtyMillionKruge), Inej (ItsyBitsySpider), Jesper (KazSucks), and Wylan (VanSunshine) have quit the chat

 

Nina: And now we have the house to ourselves!

Matthias: You twisted, evil genius

Nina: Get over here, you sexy beast

Matthias: Wait

Matthias: Kaz called me a cat boob

Matthias: I’m just now seeing this

Matthias: Dammit.

Nina: Oh, boy. Technology is hard, isn’t it, love?

Matthias: Everybody types so fast

Nina: Let it go, babe. Put the phone down. You can do it.

 

Nina (Waffles4ever) and Matthias (WolfBoy13) have left the chat