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Lay-Oreo added; Gon :P, Sk8ing H8r, and PikaPika to the group

Lay-Oreo renamed the group chat; RED ALERT!!!!!!!!

Lay-Oreo- LISTEN UP BITCHES WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY

Sk8tr Kil- the fuck you want old man

Lay-Oreo- First of all I'm only a year older than you

Lay-Oreo- You youngster

Lay-Oreo- SECOND OF ALL MY SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN HARASSING GON MY SON

PikaPika- Leorio, what are you talking about?

Lay-Oreo- SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SENDING ( as Gon said ) “WACK BUTT TEXTS” TO HIM

Lay-Oreo- This is a serious emergency

Lay-Oreo- The way Kurapika types in perfect punctuation and grammar is scary

Sk8tr Kil- UH WHY WASN'T I INFORMED

Gon :P- LEORIOOOOO

Gon :P- YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL KILLUAAAA

Lay-Oreo- Shush Gon the adults are speaking about a very important matter

PikaPika- Gon, do you know who the person sending you messages is?

Gon :P- No idk them ;-;

Sk8tr Kil- what's there username

PikaPika- Their*

Sk8tr Kil- SHUT THE HELL UP

Gon :P- Proper punctuation is very important Killua

Lay-Oreo- Doesn't Killua get better grades than you

Sk8tr Kil- I do in fact get better grades than Gon Freecss over here

Sk8tr Kil- also someone answer my question 

Sk8tr Kil- whats their username

Lay-Oreo- Whats the magic word

Gon :P- NOOOOO

Gon :P- Don't message them Killua!!!!

Sk8tr Kil- ok...

Gon :P- Don't do it :(((

Gon :P- You'll make me sad

Gon :P- And ill hide your chocolate stash

Sk8tr Kil- you wouldn't....

Gon :P- I would

PikaPika- Gon's right, he would.

Sk8tr Kil- NO THATS WRONG 

PikaPika- However, Gon would return it in at least an hour

Lay-Oreo- I bet 30 minutes if Killua said please

Sk8tr Kil- I bet 10 minutes 

Gon :P- STOPPP GUYSSS

Gon :P- I'm gonna cry now 

Lay-Oreo- wtf Killua you made ur bf cry 

Sk8tr Kil- HES NOT MY BF YOU HAG 

Sk8tr Kil- GON DON'T THINK I FORGOT 

Sk8tr Kil- WHAT'S THEIR USERNAME

Lay-Oreo- Trying to change the subject I see

Sk8tr Kil- you better sleep with one eye open tonight. 

Gon :P- [ Three images attached ]

Sk8tr Kil- So you decided to show the messages but blur out the name

Sk8tr Kil- why isn't Gon forgetful when we need him to be

PikaPila- Gon, it seems you forgot to blur the username at the top. 

Sk8tr Kil- HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Sk8tr Kil- time to get to messaging 

Gon :P- deleted 3 images from chat 

Sk8tr Kil- ITS TOO LATE IDIOT 

PikaPika- I worry for you, Gon. 

Gon :P- SHUT UP GUYS NDUFJFNHFBJ

 


Conversation between Sk8ting H8r and GumandRubber-

Sk8tr Kil- who are you and why are you messaging Gon?

GumandRubber- Hello to you too Killua~

Sk8r Kil- Who are you. 

Sk8r Kil- Don't keep messaging Gon. 

GumandRubber- But its so much fun..

Sk8r Kil- I guess it means no more fun

Sk8tr Kil- pack it up creepy 

GumandRubber- What are you gonna do?

GumandRubber- Ki~

GumandRubber- llu~

GumandRubber- a~

Sk8r Kil- you know who you remind me of

Sk8r Kil- a creepy clown 

Sk8r Kil- head back to your circus