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The Ranch (Dr. Phil Imagines)

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imagine:

you’re at the ranch after being on dr phil’s show for running with 23 gangs and committing hate crimes against bigots.

you’re in the barn feeding horses when you hear footsteps behind you. you turn around and it’s none other than DR PHIL?

you drop the bale of hay and smile. “phil! i’ve missed you. i didn’t know when i was gonna see you again!”

he comes over to you and wraps his arms around your waist. you look into each other’s eyes as he says,

 

“YOU’RE UGLY, YOU’RE DISGUSTING, I‘M GONNA KILL YOU, GIVE ME $200”

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