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2014-11-02
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The Three Times Jake Kissed Amir and Regreted It and the One Time It was amazing

Summary:

No use crying over spoiled milk. Or concussions. Or Sarah walking in on you.

Chapter 1: Spoiled Milk

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Their first kiss was quick.

Jake did most of the work (of course) with the leaning in, holding Amir's cheek so he didn't turn away and the initial lip to lip contact while Amir just sat there with his eyes closed and his lips pursed how Jake told him.

As soon as their lips met they separated.

"Why does your mouth taste like spoiled milk?" Jake exclaimed wiping his mouth frantically as the crowd around them erupted into laughter.

"There was milk in your garbage can! I'm sorry that I care about the environment okay!" Amir whined his voice going up an octave.

"Drinking spoiled milk doesn't help the environment you fucking idiot!" Jake said getting up his hands still on his mouth. "Oh my god Sarah do you have any mouth wash or gum or something my mouth tastes horrible. I'm never doing that again."

He lied.