November 12, 2017 at 4:13 PM
Joan B: Dear Sam, Hello. -Joan.
SaMANTHA: oh my god am i witnessing joan bryant texting? What is this witchcraft??
Joan B: Very funny. -Joan
SaMANTHA: okay first off, you don’t need to sign your name, I can tell I’m texting you. It literally says so
Joan B: Ah.
SaMANTHA: I need to add you to the group chat, stat.
Joan B: What’s a group chat?
SaMANTHA added Joan B. to ayyyytypicals
Joan B has joined the chat
mochachloca: ooh hi dr bright!
Joan B: hello? Who is this?
mochachloca: its me, chloe!
Joan B: oh. Hello, chloe!
confusedbisexual: heya sis.
Joan: I’m guessing this is mark?
confusedbisexual: unless you have other siblings I don’t know about
Joan B: Yes, that’s definitely Mark. Mark, we’re literally in the same house right now.
confusedbisexual: and your point is?
SaMANTHA: annnyway, Joan desperately needs a nickname.
mochachloca: hear hear!
Joan B: What? I don’t-
SaMANTHA changed Joan B’s name to istanhighsociety
confusedbisexual: it’s on
confusedbisexual changed confusedbisexual’s name to thephilestoryisbetter
mochachloca: explain please?
SaMANTHA: no please don’t
Istanhighsociety: High Society is the far superior musical adaptation of The Philadelphia Story.
SaMANTHA: oh god
thephilestoryisbetter: which is a perfect movie, for the record.
mochachloca: what did I unleash
istanhighsociety: but high society has music by cole porter!
SaMANTHA: something monstrous
thephilestoryisbetter: ok but TPS’s dialogue is incredible, like the scene where-
SaMANTHA has left the chat
Mark B to Sam B, 4:27 PM
Mark B: saaammm come baacckkk
Sam B: will you both stop?
Mark B: no promises
Sam B: at least you’re being honest
Mark B: will you come back now?
Sam B: fiiiiinnnee
SaMANTHA has entered the chat
Joan B: and that is why high society is truly a far superior adaptation. oh, hello Sam.
SaMANTHA: what did I miss?
mochachloca: only the entire summary of high society complete with footnotes and formatting. she literally created a word doc.
thephilestoryisbetter changed their name to bemusedbisexual
bemusedbisexual: only joanie would stoop to such nerdiness
Joan B: Oh shush. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have paperwork to do.
Joan B has left the chat
SaMANTHA: eh, she rewatched the Philadelphia story with me yesterday, and admitted that the dialogue was very informative and witty.
bemusedbisexual: WHAT?! Joanie!!!
bemusedbisexual: okay she is never going to hear the end of this.
SaMANTHA: oh god this is the group chat isn’t it?
SaMANTHA: Joan is going to have my head now, whyyy did you say that Sam?? Ughh
Joan B has joined the chat
bemusedbisexual: heya joanie. what’s this I hear about you enjoying the dialogue of The Philadelphia Society?
Joan B: samantha…
Joan B: why would you do this to me??
SaMANTHA: sorry not sorry
Joan B: betrayal!
catkinson: how do you all text this much in a short period of time? I’m honestly impressed.
bemusedbisexual: thank you, thank you.