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Avengers News@AvengersWatch
So... @JusticeLeagueWatch, you doin' alright buddy?

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
Gee, everyone in the world got a list of all the names they use floating above their head for an hour, and almost all heroes in the entire world had their identities revealed to the world... Whaddyathink? 1/?

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
On one hand, I can't believe we actually know, on the other, my speculations are entirely wrong, on the other, they must be so scared and unsure what to do now, on the other, they aren't like the Avengers, the League doesn't have the popularity vote 2/?

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
The Avengers got away with having their identities known because the public liked them so much, the League got the worse side of the deal. But on the other hand, they might be relieved they don't have to hide anymore, but on the other hand, now villains can target loved ones! 3/?

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
But on the other hand, we can finally give them the recognition they deserve, but on the other hand, it can still be traumitizing for them! This is such a sudden change for them! What about the apprentices, they are only kids, some were in school when it happened! 4/4

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
How many hands do you have, jfc... there might not have been a picture of someone with Spidey's name above them posted online yet, but based on what you said, I think we found him anyway

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
stfu, I'm stressed and panicking.

Avengers News@AvengersWatch
Yeah, everyone's gotta admit that we might all be accounts dedicated to reporting what the people did, but what happened to them was not cool

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
I might have speculated about Spidey's identity, RIP, but stopped once he asked me to for his family's safety. All of their families are in danger now.

X-(Wo)Men News@XMenWatch
i know i'm late to the party here, but like, with most of the x-men, they have to deal with racism anyway. now they can't even walk around on field trips without being known as the people other classes should make fun of

X-(Wo)Men News@XMenWatch
they were first and foremost a school to help children, not a hitforce to defend against aliens

Heroic News@HeroWatch
I know we're all having our own mini-crisis, okay? I know y'all are mostly interested in me for my Fantastic Four news, or my Defenders news, but... Can we all take a moment of silence for the final member of our Stalker's Club? @BatfamWatch, may you rest in peace bud.

Gotham'sPrince/DarkKnight ftw@BatfamWatch
I... I guess I should change my user now, huh?

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
I know I haven't been on as much lately, but holy shit I forgot that was your name! XD

Gotham'sPrince/DarkKnight ftw@BatfamWatch
How do you think I feel?!!??!? This reveal was not good on my end, lemme tell you that. Fifty of my fanfics just got up, pointed at me, and laughed. 😑

X-(Wo)Men News@XMenWatch
why?

Avengers News@AvengersWatch
For an amature news channel, you're really behind on the times. Gotham's Prince is Bruce Wayne. The Dark Knight is Batman.

X-(Wo)Men News@XMenWatch
oh! yeah, rip batfam, sorry you had to go through that buddy


MyShipSunk@BatfamWatch
For all those new to the channel due to The Reveal™️, here are some polls and essays I've made in the past

MyShipSunk@BatfamWatch
1. Why Bruce Wayne is in love with Batman
2. Why Batman needs Bruce Wayne
3. Do you think Batman and Bruce Wayne are secretly together?
4. Who's butt is better, Nightwing's, or Officer Grayson's?

MyShipSunk@BatfamWatch
But one of my polls ended up being true after all, my very first one.
Do the butts match?
I was mocking a fucking shitpost, jumping on the bandwagon while the meme was still popular, and you tell me THAT'S what's real?!? 😑
fuck Gotham, I'm finally moving to metropolis

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
We just found out our editor for the writer known for Superman stories is actually superman, we're not doing much better. Do you know how many times someone's asked him to interview Superman?? His subtle digs at Lex Luthor in his stories make so much more sense now. 🤯

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
I just remembered the ongoing office joke about how Clark Kent disappears when a villain attack happens because he knows Superman is going to show up soon, and he can't stand that guy... 😳 🤯


Ryan, Shane, and some other dudes@BuzzfeedUNSOLVED✔️
Hey, remember when we did that huge special on all the heroes, and decided Bruce Wayne was Superman and Clark Kent was Batman? 😳 Everything is fine here. 🙃


DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
Okay, so Superman said he was born on another planet, and his alien physique is how he got his powers, and his birth name was Kon-El... So shout out to everyone who believed he was telling the whole truth and never focused on how he knew so much about Earth's customs!

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
We're reporters, for goodness' sake.

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
Can't figure out your secret identity if they don't think you have one ;)

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
The boss is one step away from firing you out of pure frustration they never figured it out, shut up man.

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
*shut up SUPERman. ;)

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
I can't believe the world never knew what a little shit you were before now.

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
Do you know how many times I've taken my glasses off to clean them, and one of y'all looked me dead in the eye and said I looked JUST like superman? You started this war yourself. I just played along.

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
... I am having flashbacks to every single time I heard anyone say that to you, and... yeah, we should all be fired for missing it.


DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
To all of you asking how I'm so confident sassing someone who can disintigrate me with a glare? Here's a list of the things office workers have seen "Humanity's Saviour" do.

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
Okay, I had to keep up the appearance! No-one would think of a clumsy bumbling country boy as Superman!

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
Uh-huh... So the time Lois walked in wearing a Superman shirt, and you walked into a doorframe and spilt coffee over three workers and their computers?

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
I was recovering from Kryptonite poisoning??

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
You're the clumsiest person on the planet. The fact you don't catch yourself saved your identity, but I refuse to believe you planned to spill coffee all over yourself and split your jeans when trying to catch the cup. You went all day in Kallie's spare miniskirt and a face redder than your logo.


DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
For those curious, he hasn't responded, and no, we aren't selling the pics, but we did get them.


clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
Okay, maybe I'm somewhat clumsy. And for those curious, never before have I wanted a worldwide alien attack to happen so badly. The skirt was a soft baby pink. Apparently it was designer.


DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
Okay, so there's apparently fanart of him in the skirt, and while perusing this art, I decided I needed to bleach my eyes and brain. Unable to do that, however, I've just decided to give you all the picture, so you will STOP. Please.
[IMAGE ATTACHED]

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
Wait, I have fanart?? As Clark? Already!?

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
Clark, I beg of you, do not search it up!

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
... Ever wish you didn't have superspeed and didn't have time to already browse the internet before a colleague's tweet came through?

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
I'm so sorry.

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
Three things.

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
1. Humanity as a whole is a failure.

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
2. I ripped my pants, I DIDN'T RIP MY UNDERWEAR!

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
3. Why did so many of you give me a tentacle?


Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
On my eigth hand, it was thanks to the reveal that I learnt Superman is clumsy and has worn a baby pink designer miniskirt, so it's not all that bad.

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
Also, RIP Superman, who has discovered the joys of the internet.

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
To all who asked: No, I did not look at the Suporn. I'm smart enough not to google fanart of famous males in skirts.


Big Boy Blue@TheREALSuperman✔️
Okay, thanks to unnamed sources, I now know what a fetish is.

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
He sounds so defeated.

Big Boy Blue@TheREALSuperman✔️
I just don't think people should have a fetish men in skirts. It just seems transphobic to me... :/

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
Don't worry, you only looked cute in the skirt, not sexy. No need to be embarrassed

Big Boy Blue@TheREALSuperman✔️
... I just realized that I was in fact embarrassed over wearing a skirt all day at work, but I wasn't worried about having people fetishise over me wearing it. I was embarrased because it was a skirt.

Big Boy Blue@TheREALSuperman✔️
And who cares that it's traditional "girl clothes"! It was comfy! Let men wear skirts without it being weird! #letmenwearskirts!

DailyPlanetPaperPRDepartment@TheDailyPlanet✔️
The tag you're looking for is #endtoxicmasculinity

Big Boy Blue@TheREALSuperman✔️
#endtoxicmasculinity


Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
Everyone's talking about Superman's recent tweets, with #letmenwearskirts and #endtoxicmasculinity, but is no-one going to talk about the transphobic thing? Do I spot an ally??????

Justice League News@JusticeLeagueWatch
And y'all wonder why I stan

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Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Today, I got to witness someone else be a not-quite-human mess in the League for a change. Who? You ask? Literately everyone else. Now, everyone reacts to indentiy shenanigans differently. (1/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Diana is panicking the most, surprisingly. She never expected to care much for a secret identity. It's not like she was any less immortal while asleep, and all her civillian friends are already dead, so she had no reason to even have one. (2/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
So when she was so upset over it, it shocked her into a panic. Although as her friend, I am obligated to tell you all that her panicking involves training nonstop until she calms down. She's still badass, don't worry. (3/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Clark's method of coping is apparently laughter. He is constantly going through twitter, trying his best to seem normal, so you all can't see how badly he's taken this. Basically "I'MDOINGFINEIHAVENOIDEAWHATCOULDEVERMAKEYOUTHINKDIFFERENT" (4/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
The Green Lanterns might have been mostly known already, but they still have to witness their friends freak out, so they have been at eachother's necks so much lately, they will bicker over the smallest inconvenience. (5/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Bruce (Quick Side Note: Only Diana, Clark, and J'onn knew, apparently, and I am still shooketh) is brooding, unsurprisingly. Complete radio silence, and no-one has seen him since. Clark has assured us he's fine though, don't worry! (6/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
He and Diana are going back and forth from the League's HQ to the Batcave to make sure he's all good. Speaking of. Apparently that's real! Yeah, not even those in the league knew anything about him. Batcave was a myth to us too until now (7/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
One of the Lanterns was brave enough to ask about Robin! Apparently, Nightwing was Robin in the past, and the one we have now is a different person?? Clark told me to tag #OnlyInGotham which I also wasted League resources to search up. (8/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Apparently OnlyInGotham is also a site that works identically to twitter, but only works if your IP address says you live in Gotham. Apparently the residents use it to warn eachother and the vigilantes of villain attacks, and to roast Metropolis. (9/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
I don't know if it's a media thing, to make Gotham seem less dangerous than it is, apparently, or if it's a loyalty thing, but when you see the tag move over here, it's because it's a Gothamite thing. (10/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
I heard Gothamites stick together, but they literately formed their own version of twitter (That only has dark theme, light theme not being an option apparently. For the aesthetic™️) just so no-one can find out what they get up to. Gotta admire the dedication. (11/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Apparently Batman actually is ACTIVE on his OnlyInGotham account. I questioned Clark about it, and he said "He has to reign in The Pack" which I honestly don't understand. @ All Gothamites, is Batman hiding supervillains from us? (12/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Or is The Pack a group of already established villains that decided to make a group name for when they work together? Would Gotham's villains be Extra enough to do that? Is The Pack the ones who created the site? The Bat doesn't let us know about what's going on in his city. But I'm getting sidetracked. (13/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
J'onn has been stressed, so he's been focusing on finding minor heroes and their families and getting them temporary lodgings at the League's HQ. Staying here is stressing him out, because he's feeling EVERYTHING we are times the amount of people who are currently here. Bad time to be a mind-reader/empath man. (14/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Hawkwoman is helping him, since she couldn't care less about being outed. Green Arrow and Black Canary are being cutesy to calm eachother down, but they're working on... something to get this sorted. I get shoo'ed away every time I try and see. (15/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Captain Marvel is rushing around, trying to help everyone calm down as much as he can. Except, apparently, The Avengers ALSO have a Captain Marvel that's been working for a lot longer than ours, just off-planet, but she hasn't been in contact, so as of right now, we have no idea what they're going to do about the names. (16/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
On a side note, even if half of the X-Men classes are here, excluding them, there are SO MANY minor heroes we had no idea even existed. I'm currently with a guy that looks more like a supervillain, and he's asking me to read out to him what I'm writing. (17/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Meet Daredevil, from New York apparently! Hell's Kitchen, he wants me to say. Apparently he hasn't got a twitter yet, hence the reading out loud. He reminds me of the bat, but he actually seems cool. Doesn't seem like a villain in disguise. #GetAnAccountDareDevil (18/?)
ATTACHED: A picture of Flash taking a selfie with Daredevil, unknowingly the first clear picture of him anyone has ever gotten before. Flash is grinning, but with his cowl down, you could see the concern and worry in his eyes. Daredevil was in his full suit, face calm. He held "bunny ears" over an oblivious Flash, who had sent the photo without checking it properly.

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
The Avengers have been handing off their families to us, since our base has a better defense, and no, we can't tell you what it is. I *CAN* tell you, however, that Iron Man's pouty about not thinking of it first. (19/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
(Side Note, the male Captain Marvel is now entertaining all the kids, and it is ADORABLE) (20/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
So that's a rough idea of how everyone's coping with The Reveal. I'm doing pretty good with it, probably the best out of all of us, believe it or not. I never really expected my identity to stay secret for long after I started this gig, so I've been subconsciously preparing for years (21/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
But apparently I'm still somewhat in shock, because even though I haven't finished this thread, people are already freaking out over me using capitalization? I guess when I panic, I get scarily competent and professional-ish? (22/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Haha, idk, just... When I got to Impulse's school, he was practically being mobbed by all the other students. Like, they were fans, but he still looked so terrified. I guess I'm still upset over it? For future reference: Do *NOT* surround a speedster, we hate it. (23/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
It makes us feel trapped, cuz we have nowhere to run. But Impulse is especially bad with it. He might come out like a huge extrovert, we all do, but he is not used to people. He's coping with some stuff, don't shove him in a crowd. (24/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
So, since I'm really... the only person that is functioning normally and not isolating myself, all questions will go through me first. I'll take all comments, and public interaction until we get things under control. Don't expect my good grammar to last long though ;) (25/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
But yeah, do us all a favour, and just... don't spam their accounts for a little bit? I know you all think "Okay, if Superman is calm enough to provoke his workmates, it must be all cool now!" But like... He's faking it. Hold up, I'm starting a new thread, this one's getting too long. (26/26)


Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
I think we all will, for a while, then we'll all be forced into therapy sessions. You guys have to understand... Our entire lives have been upended. "Oh, they're heroes, they can deal with it!" Yeah. We might be heroes, but our family isn't. (1/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
You all saw my name, Barry Allen. For those who haven't already googled it, my wife, Iris, is a reporter. She is with us at the HQ right now, and she's not doing good. A few people tried to either kidnap her to get to me, or kill her, to break me. I'm not sure of their intention. (2/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
And you know what? It would've WORKED. I didn't get there in time. Captain Cold did. One of my villains went "Okay, the situation is fucked. I'm going to protect my enemy's family and home until he can get here." (3/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Cold looked me dead in the eyes and flat out told me that while I was a pain, I didn't deserve this. Half of his teammates were on the way to help out, while the other half had promised to stay out of it, and not cause trouble until things were settled. (4/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
If it wasn't for him and some more villains, my family would be either missing or dead. Cold told me to go get my kids while he looked after my home and wife. And yeah, I trusted him to do it. (5/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
When a situation causes the Bad Guy to become the Good Guy, you know it's messed up. (6/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
So Iris and I told him what I'm now about to tell you all. (I got her permission, don't worry) (7/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
To prioritize protecting her over the house, and to keep her away from the danger, and to try and keep her as calm as possible, or she might accidently self-abort her pregnancy due to stress. (8/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
And you know what the "villain" did? He cursed, pulled out his phone, and called the villains that were planning to stay neutral to reduce our stress, and said the following: (9/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
"I need everyone to come in. Yeah, I don't care if you're not taking a part of the chaos, you don't get to sit back anymore. Flash's wife is pregnant." (10/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
When I got back with Impulse, Kid Flash, and Artemis, the entirety of the Central City rogues gallery were there. While some were protecting the house, some were packing for us. Seeing a bunch of people who normally want you out of the picture or dead shoving all of your clothes and important items into suitcases is a hell of a trip, lemme tell you that. (11/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
So yeah, a lot of people are all excited that you all finally know who we are, but we were terrified. So far, there hasn't been any casualties, but there are still people out there. If it wasn't for Martian Manhunter sensing Daredevil's panic, he wouldn't be here. His civillian aides would be dead, tortured, or worse. (12/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
And right now, you know what my rogues are doing? They're going around, tracking down as many family members and friends that might be in danger, bringing them back to us. (13/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
"Oh, now we get to stalk our heroes in their daily lives" Well sorry, but we won't have daily lives for a while. (14/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
We're scared of what will happen, terrified over what almost did happen. Miss Martian and Superboy's friends from school are here, and they didn't know who their friends were before this. Those two are currently switching between helping out and hiding because they're scared of what their friends would think. (15/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
What about the people who don't know how to defend themselves? Suddenly being told they could die just because someone decided to out the identity of someone close to them. (16/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Let me tell you all something: This isn't a job. Hero work is something we all volunteer for, to help everyone. We aren't paid, and it's hard. Before I finally manned up and asked the League for help, I was in a horrible apartment, bills overdue, practically starving to death. (17/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
I need a LOT of food to survive, and since I was going off to save everyone, I couldn't always hold down a steady job. Without their help to get me to a stable place, I would have died. Now all that stability is threatened. Not just for me, for everyone. (18/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
It isn't our job to save you, but we do it anyway. We shouldn't be forced to stay hidden from other people. We shouldn't have to refuse our own human need for basic interaction. If we want to make friends in our civillian lives, we should be able to. (19/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
We shouldn't force others away and put ourselves through pain just because we're doing a good job. A lot of the time, in the hero business, it's: "Oh, you've absolutely ruined your body and brain helping others, and pushing their needs in front of your own? Here's some more punishment for being a decent person!" (20/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
So if sometimes we want to make friends in a safe environment where we don't have to think about the deep stuff, can you really blame us? As long as we don't interact with them as heroes, they should have been safe. But now because of... whatever that was, these people are having their lives ruined, just because of a few words floating above our heads. (21/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
This situation? It's traumatizing. (22/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
And I'm going to be honest here... I'm scared. I don't know what's in store for our future, or hell, even what's happening right now! The threat of death is common for us, but now? Knowing I have nowhere to go? (23/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
My home isn't safe. Work isn't safe. Anywhere that I've ever been seen before as a civillian could potentially be a trap. (24/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
I'm scared for my life. And all I can do, is wait it out. And I don't know how much you all know about Speedsters, but that is Not Our Strong Suit. (25/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
So please, be considerate. (26/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Some of you seem to genuinly care about how this is all affecting us, like @JusticeLeagueWatch (27/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
They're excited, yeah, but they're worried too. They're trying to hide it, but they're scared too. (Sorry for outing you, JLW, but it's kind of obvious) They're scared for us, and they have a right to be. This isn't some big baddie that we can beat up, throw in jail, and then go home. (28/29)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Because right now? We don't have homes. (29/29)


Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
ok, its been a few days since my rant, & things have cooled down. apparently me breaking down & venting on twitter has caused me to become the temp pr person for the heroes, so buckle in folks, i have some actual power over the others 4 once 😎 (1/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
4 the people who dont check out actual news stations, & find out everything from social media sites, & dont pretend u dont exist, none of us actually want 2 read some boring tabloid when they can hear straight from the source in an entertaining way, lemme tell u what happened since the rant (2/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
were all basically living at wayne manor now. still haven't seen the bat, but a few of us think weve seen someone who might b robin?? its hitting a lot of us hard that we dont know who his kids r. well, we know who they r as "brucie wayne"s kids, but were not even sure if most of them knew who their dad was (3/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
a lot of people have theorized that robin was batmans kid, but i dont know if that's true or not. neither robin or nightwing was in public 2 get their identities revealed, & Dianas told us that they will b revealing themselves anyway, but 4 now they could b ne1. bsides, he has 2 many kids & not enough sidekicks 4 that 2 make sense (4/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
bcuz wayne enterprises basically owns all of gotham, including gotham university, (which is a highschool & a university mixed into one. u learn something new every day) school 4 the younger 1s is sorted once things settle down more (5/5)


Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
CLARK: Oh, the kids will be going to Gotham University for their schooling.
ME: Impulse isnt old enough 4 university???

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
i swear im actually smart, i promise


Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
the kids will b getting more flexible timetables if they need 2 b taken out 4 a mission, & rules about powers is being organized slowly. shoutout 2 @GiftedSchoolHeadmaster 4 giving us his guidelines on what is and isn't allowed at his school, & when it is & isnt racist 2 stop a kid using his abilities (1/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
i would have smiled awkwardly at a bunch of teens throwing around fireballs with no clue what 2 do, tbh, but fireball throwing is something u will get in trouble if u do it at school or most public places. Sorry 4 all the fire-metas out there. (2/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
also, a lot of enhanced peeps won't b able 2 b in official school sports teams without power dampeners, but were working on making some games that will actually challenge us. 4 those in her class asking, miss martian won't b able 2 compete in competitions, but she's still allowed 2 cheer for other normal events, since cheerleading isnt always versing another team (3/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
a warning though: green arrows kids WILL be entering archery club. since none of them r actually genetically advanced, and they r olympic-quality due to practice, nothing is stopping them. (4/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
back 2 news though. General Ross has made it so if we had our identities revealed, we don't have 2 tell u all who we r, but we do have 2 tell u that we HAVE a secret identity, or if we don't, but i'm pretty sure everyone does. he also is making us practically announce our every action to the world, so u will c us online a lot more (5/?)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
we will actually b using twitter 2 do a headcount of every1 who got swept up in the drama & actually moved in with us. a lot of civillians thankfully got a relatively normal life back, but some r still staying with us. they don't have 2 tell us anything if they don't want 2, so no pressuring them (6/7)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
but yeah, after the headcount, i think were all good 2 go with the questions and communication stuff. if u dont know who 2 direct a question 2, do me. eventually we'll set up a person 4 each group, but we gotta figure out the groups first. (7/7)


Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
so yeah, ask away!

Heroic News@HeroWatch
I have a question! About your latest thread, actually... What dafuq does any of those words mean, and will you be providing a translated version?

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
idk, and no

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MyShipSunk@BatfamWatch
Following Flash because he had all the news at the time, having never read a single tweet he made beforehand, seeing how he normally types is a fukken trip

X-(Wo)Men News@XMenWatch
i legitimately thought i was having a stroke


JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
Y'all notice anything different? @AvengersWatch @SpideyWatch @XMenWatch @HeroWatch @BatfamWatch #StalkersClubUnite

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
It's been decided, and we're kicking you out of the Stalkers Club

Heroic News@HeroWatch
*Stalker's Club

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
What? Why? That's...

Heroic News@HeroWatch
I made a typo a few days ago, everyone called me out on it, so I decided it's our new name

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
It's been decided, and we're kicking you out of the Stalker's Club

JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
Me and @AvengersWatch made the Stalker's Club, you can't kick me out just cuz you jelly 😎

Heroic News@HeroWatch
Thanks, y'all are true friends ❤️

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
❤️

JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
❤️

JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
But seriously, why am I being kicked out this time?

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
You're not being a true stalker, and constantly refreshing the Justice League member's pages or checking who they're following.


JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
FLASH IS FOLLOWING ME ALL BETS ARE OFF KILL ME NOW WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!!!

JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
At least now I understand why my account suddenly boomed. I thought it was because of the reveal having no news about what was going on and me being a news blog specializing on a group of those heroes that are part of the big deal that everyone wants news on, but... oof

JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
Okay, just because I made it, doesn't mean we're all completely there yet. We need the entirety of the stalker's club verified because we're followed by at least one of our respective heroes.

Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch
Bihc

JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
Everyone except @SpideyWatch, RIP buddy, Stalker's Club Unite! #Stalker'sClubUnite #StalkersClubUnite

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
or i could just...


2fast2type✔️ started following AvengersWatch

2fast2type✔️ started following SpideyWatch

2fast2type✔️ started following HeroWatch

2fast2type✔️ started following BatfamWatch

2fast2type✔️ started following XMenWatch


Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
#StalkersClubUnite #Stalker'sClubUnite


Spider-Man News(RIP)@SpideyWatch✔️
Okay, I haven't used this account often in the last few years for obvious reasons, but can we all take a moment of silence for @BatfamWatch, the only one in our group who doesn't have enough tweets to make it to Verified status

MyShipSunk@BatfamWatch
stfu, I'm verified on OnlyInGotham, and I post most of my content there. It's not my fault not enough things concern people out of Gotham


Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
ok, so things have finally been sorted. general ross has not made things easy, lemme tell u that. in order 2 not go 2 jail 4 existing, we all basically have 2 have our every move monitered. but bcuz we didn't want ross newhere near us, we just decided... social media

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
from now on, we'll b more active. there will b streams, blogs, posts, videos. basically we're gonna bcum utube stars. unless it's super private, we will b using twitter like a texting app basically, so u all get 2 see what we're like irl

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
it sounds creepy, but it's better than the alternative of having ross watch us through hidden cameras

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
tho, 2 b fair, wayne manor already has hidden cameras, but they're there 4 security reasons, not watching ppl while they sleep reasons

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
not that I'm accusing ross of wanting that though. im sure his reasonings 4 wanting camera monitoring is solid. & legal. & not shady in the slightest. none of us here have ANY reason 2 b concerned whatsoever 🙃

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
so, soon enough, every1 will b announcing themselves on a locked thread. Supes said Bats said he'd deal with making sure every1 who isn't actually living with us rn has posts deleted from the thread be4 it gets locked, so every1 there is a hero, villain, or civillian who got caught up in the mess in some way shape or form

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
we'll all reveal our hero names, & our civillian names if we got revealed publically or if we plain wanna.

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
until then, im going 2 answer sum questions ppl have had

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
"Aren't Artemis and Kid Flash dating? But they're your kids?" 2 clarify, I'm not (yet) a father, except in cultures where the time in the womb counts as part of a kid's life. Impulse and Kid Flash just follow me around everywhere, and Artemis sticks with KF, so those in the community just call them my kids 2 round them all up together

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
i mentioned diana's civillian friends being all dead, and a lot of ppl were concerned. Diana just stopped making friends 4 a while after some1 she cared 4 died, & when she started again, she stuck mainly 2 other heroes. We're getting her socialized, & a lot of people in the house r giving her the hugs she needs

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
we also have a therapist here, but that doesn't matter rn. every1s giving her hugs 2 make sure she's alright, no need to worry (diana's hugs are the best, btw)

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
a lot of pple are concerned about Batman's brooding. he... he just does that?? he's not actually in any danger, hasn't been kidnapped, he just is avoiding the house rn so he doesn't have 2 deal with us all. it's more of a waiting game rly.

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
@HeroWatch daredevil said if he had an account, he'd follow you. #GetAnAccountDareDevil

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
ppl have been curious as 2 who he is, or how we react 2 him

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
just look up hell's kitchen & daredevil. there's surprisingly a lot of news about him that we all missed

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
but no photos!!! mine was the clearest that's ever been taken of him! i told him this, and realizing it was basically his first public photo, he groaned. apparently he thought others had already taken clear photos of him for the news, and now he has 2 live w/ the fact his debut pic has him doing bunny ears

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
i shouldn't be so happy about his downfall, but oh man. shouldn't have given me bunny ears, and we wouldn't b in this mess now, would we?😈

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
back 2 questions tho, impulse is feeling a lot better, thx 4 all the concern. he's just an introvert at heart. he's calmed down, & should b all good

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
i still haven't met captain marvel (the female avengers 1) but apparently, neither has most of the avengers?? the guy in charge assures us she exists, but im starting to have doubts, & so r they. she doesn't come 2 the big battles, there's no pics of her, & only like 3 people have ever even met her

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
yeah, miss martian is a cheerleader. she loves school and teenager things. she's pretty good, and her cheer squad is happy 2 hear she won't b forced 2 quit

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
captain cold & his crew r all good. there's more news 2 that, but im not allowed 2 reveal it just yet

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
& ive got some OnlyInGotham news!

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
a lot of people here just burst out laughing at my questions, so it took a while, but eventually, I got the answers

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
the pack is Batman & everyone he works with in gotham. so robin & nightwing. i don't think that's enough ppl 2 b called a "pack", but well, at least it's an answer

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
apparently they cause a lot of trouble by being active on OnlyInGotham, (which is getting shut down thanks to a certain general who we won't name) and batman has to be active there to tell them off when they start revealing too much

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
it was a civillian who created the site, not any1 in the business.

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
BUT! when i asked if the gotham's villains would be Extra enough to do that, a lot of people laughed, a lot of people screamed "YES!!" and a few people have said that some gotham villains already have done it, but even if they haven't, 2 just assume they'll do it to be Extra even if they haven't already

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
according 2 literately every1 in this city, gotham's villains invented Extra™️, and if they have a chance 2 go there, they will.

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
ppl have been asking me why im so shady towards General Ross, and i assure u all that there is Absolutely No Reason At All for any1 2 b shady 2wards him. u all are just misconstruing my words. he has done Nothing. At All. emphasis on the Nothing.

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
People are also asking what I mean by the Green Lanterns getting on eachother's backs, so lemme just direct u all towards a thread they made after Kilowog decided he wanted 2 bcum part of the whole twitter thing

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
although, daredevil, the alien that only visits for a day every couple of months got an account before you, hurry tf up, #GetAnAccountDareDevil

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
That aside, link to the thread's here [LINK]


Kilowog@GreenLanternOFFICIAL ✔️
As one of the Green Lanterns assigned to this sector, I decided to join in on this internet stuff, since it seems so important to everyone on this planet. Kilowog here! Green Lantern.

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
SOMEONE stole @ GreenLanternOFFICIAL  🙄

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
@GreenLantern1 ???!?!? ONE!?!?! I WAS THE FIRST HUMAN GREEN LANTERN THANK YOU VERY MUCH JOHN!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
It was the first thing I thought of aside from GreenLantenOFFICIAL, don’t yell at me!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
why didn’t you just do GreenLanternJohn instead of stealing what was rightfully mine?

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
Hey, you aren’t the boss of @’s!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
who says I’m not?

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
You’re obviously not!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
but who says?

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
Me!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
but you’re not the boss of me!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
Since when?

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
since i’m your senior!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
I’m older than you!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
i’ve been a green lantern longer!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
That doesn’t matter!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
then if it doesn’t matter, change your name!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
To WHAT?!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
GreenLantern16 or something, i don’t know!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
There aren’t even that many Green Lanterns!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
there are hundreds of us!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
I meant HUMAN Green Lanterns!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
then fucking specify next time? is that so hard?!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
Fuck off, asshole!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
you first!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
That’s not even an insult!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
and yours was?!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
Shut up!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
just change your name and i will!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
You can’t change your @’s, just your user!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
then get a new account!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
That’s a pain though!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
suck it up!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
You’re the one who started all this!

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️
you started the argument with Kilowog’s account when he’s not even on the planet anymore!

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️
It was a joke! You’re the one who took it seriously!

hey Guys@GreenLantern ✔️
hey Guys…??

I CAME FIRST!@OriginalGreenLantern ✔️

John Stewart@GreenLantern1 ✔️

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Fastest Man Online@2fast2type✔️
Here we are, the introductory video to the thread: [LINK]


The link led to a short video on Youtube, where Flash, Daredevil, and a black-haired kid all stood around the kitchen. Daredevil was sitting on the counter, the young adult/kid was sipping out of a mug.

FLASH: Hey everyone! Flash here. So, instead of making another thread to re-explain, Timmy here asked me why I just didn't make a video, so, here I am. Today, I'm with Daredevil, who I'm starting to suspect only hangs around me to get the latest news, and one of Batman's sons, Timothy.

Daredevil just shrugged as Tim flinched.

TIM: Just Tim.

FLASH: But before we explain. Tim. You're practically the only one of B's kids who we've actually seen around, so you're getting the brunt of the questions. Did you know?

TIM: Know what?

FLASH: About your dad. Being the bat.

Tim just gave a half-hearted shrug, hiding his smirk with his coffee cup.

TIM: Soon enough, we'll tell you who knew and who didn't. On Twitter.

FLASH: Well, can you at least tell us who out of your siblings, if any, is Robin? Everyone's pretty much already figured out Richard is Nightwing.

TIM: Dick.

Barry faltered, looking confused and mildly offended.

TIM: No, he prefers to be called Dick. I wasn't calling you one. Because Dick's short for Richard. Just, I was correcting you.

Flash, understanding, let out a small laugh as he realized what the other meant.

TIM: But I can't tell you that. And hey, why "out of my siblings" anyway? I'm short enough to be Robin.

FLASH: Oh I'm sorry for assuming the kid who has a steady job has time to go out and be a vigilante.

TIM: I'll give you that point, but I have fridays and weekends off. I could be Robin on those three days, you don't know.

FLASH: I'm pretty sure we've seen Robin outside of weekends. Stop trying to convince me you're him, it's obvious you're not.

They were both grinning good-naturedly, Tim starting to gesture wildly as he continued his futile quest to prove that he could be Robin. No-one would buy it.

TIM: Hey, have you seen the bags under my eyes? No, because they're covered up with foundation right now, but if you saw them, you could totally believe I do enough hero work not to be able to sleep properly.

Barry Allen was trying to keep a straight face, and failing.

FLASH: You're trying to convince me because of your eyebags?

TIM: Bitch, don't mock the 'bags, they're Gucci.

At that, both of them broke down laughing, Daredevil eventually kicking Tim lightly to get them back on track.

TIM: Right, right. Barry, go ahead, this is your post.

FLASH: Right. Got it. We're making a video... One video... An important one...

DAREDEVIL: Headcount.

FLASH: RIGHT! Okay, so this is the thread. Tim here, is going to be the moderator. Everyone who currently lives in the house, or is going to be visiting often due to hero business. Basically, if someone comments on it before it's locked, and they don't live in Wayne Manor, go to the school, or moving in because of the Reveal, he's going to delete the comment.

Tim flinched again.

TIM: Of course, due to some... complications, while everyone will be considered a residant of the house, most of them won't be able to move in immediately, so some of use get to share rooms... Yay...

FLASH: Yeah, currently Iris, Wally, Bart, and I are all sharing a room, for example, just because most rooms aren't immediately up to code. Wayne Manor is basically turning into Hero Villa at this point. A few neighboring estates have been bought, and basically we're going to move the houses on them closer and link them all together until we have enough rooms for us all individually, even if we don't use them all. Then the surrounding area will be converted. Basically, the backyard of Wayne Manor is a forest, and it's going to stay that way, but the neighboring building, they didn't care much for protecting the environment, so that entire area is landscaped. Because the natural habitats of animals there have already been effed over, that will end up being something like a training area, or a place to build things.

TIM: Damian's in the process of trying to convince Bruce to let him turn one of the areas into a zoo.

Flash looked momentarily confused.

TIM: Damian's Bruce's youngest kid. He likes animals. That's a commonly known thing in Gotham, so it was a joke for Gothamites. Learn the culture already so you understand my jokes.

FLASH: I don't see how that's a joke, but okay?

He shook his head, before moving on.

FLASH: So everyone below is in the business, some way or the other. They have to state their alias, whether or not they got revealed, and their civillian name if they did.

TIM: I will state though, not everyone below will live at the house. Some will only go to Gotham U, to take advantage of the modified schedule they'll be allowed. Some will stay at their own place, even if their identity has been revealed, but they'll be allowed on the list anyway. After the thread is locked, people will still be able to add to it, but I will have to allow each submission, and I will only do so if it's someone who should have been on the list, and simply couldn't get on in time. After I've approved a post on it, that user will be able to comment anything on the thread without being approved, so people will get sidetracked and have conversations. It will be open for a few weeks, so please, if any of you care the slightest bit about me, don't comment on it, please, for everything everyone holds dear, I'm tired, I don't need more work. Most people have already been whitelisted if I'm certain they should be on the thread, so... Last topic before we leave.

FLASH: Next Topic? Wait, I thought that was the topic?

DAREDEVIL: What's happening with the rogues.

FLASH: Wait, that's been sorted already?

TIM: Yeah, it's what Bruce and the others been so busy with. I got permission to tell everyone earlier today.

FLASH: Thanks for telling me about this before the video started.

TIM: You're welcome.

FLASH: No, I meant-

Tim made a gesture, and Daredevil reached forward, tugging Flash over to him and covering his mouth while the youngest in the room talked.

TIM: So, a lot of people have been asking about the various rogues, thanks to Captain Cold's actions. This led to a long conversation. Because like, a lot of our rogues, in Gotham especially, are just people with mental health issues. And a lot of people outside Gotham don't know this, but Harley Quinn hasn't been with the Joker in years. She's currently dating Poison Ivy, and the two of them together are basically turning eachother into anti-heroes, instead of villains. So there has been a lot of debate about how to handle those seeking redemption as well. So that leads us to the solution we ended up with. Select villains who are either mentally compromised, or trying to be better, will be joining us in the house.

Flash let out a muffled noise, and went ignored.

TIM: A part of the house has been turned into cells. The easier to predict Arkham inmates are moving in. They will get more freedom than they do in Arkham, depending on their behaviour. Riddler and Harley will get the most, considering the status of their reformation. Every villain will have their file looked over. Properly. I have a feeling there will be plenty of people who were just screwed over by the justice system. I understand people will be... understandably worried about this. There will be necessary security, of course. And this way, if there is a breakout, it is less likely that a civillian gets caught up in the mess. Hopefully one day, Arkham will be known as a place of healing, rather than a place Batman throws his villains, which is what it has become.

Tim's face went dark, eyes clouding over.

TIM: I once knew someone, a little girl. She went through a traumatic experience that led her brain to be unable to express emotions in a way most would consider "normal". She is now a functioning member of society, thanks to Arkham Asylum, but a lot of places refuse to let her get a job, or buy a house, or live normally, because she had to spend a few months there. They assume she was once a mass murderer, just because where she was housed. I want that reputation gone.

He shook his head once, and swallowed.

TIM: It isn't fair on those with mental health issues for people to just assume you're crazy, just because you were brave enough to seek help. A lot of people in asylums are there due to depression. You should not have to be punished for wanting to kill yourself. Your brain is doing enough of that for you as it is. So yeah. Get help if you need it.

DAREDEVIL: I think you went off on a bit of a tangent there.

Daredevil's rough voice had turned small for that one sentence, light, smooth, teasing. The side of his mouth twitched up, and Tim let out a small snort.

TIM: Yeah, got a little sidetracked. I haven't slept recently.

Flash finally got his mouth free from Daredevil's grip, but it was clear to the viewers that Daredevil had let him, now Tim's announcement was over.

FLASH: You done?

Tim nodded, and Daredevil shrugged.

FLASH: Okay, when was the last time you slept, kid?

TIM: One, don't call me kid, two, none of your business, you aren't my dad.

He paused, turning off camera to look at someone entering. Those viewing could see him subtly hide his mug behind his back.

???: I was wondering where you slipped off to!

TIM: Just making a video for the masses. You want in?

???: Yeah, sure!

A tired Dick Grayson entered the frame, shooting the camera a wide smile.

DICK: I was worried you were in here making coffee.

TIM: It's almost midnight, why would I be making coffee?

DICK: I've seen you drink it at worse hours before. Besides, I know you've been cut off.

TIM: What makes you think I'm dumb enough to go against dad's orders? I was just helping out with this one thing, then I'm off to my room.

DICK: Good. So what was the video about?

TIM: We were just finishing up.

FLASH: I just asked Tim when the last time he slept was. He told me it was none of my business.

DICK: He just gets defensive when tired, don't worry.

Tim flinched once more.

DICK: The last time he slept was before the Reveal, hence why he's been cut off from coffee.

Tim flinched twice, covering one of his ears as Flash yelped.

FLASH: Go to bed, that was a few days ago!

Dick looked at Flash in confusion for a moment, before letting out a soft derisive snort of understanding.

DICK: Barry. A few days of being awake without naps is Tim's normal bedtime. He's actually going to sleep early, and we think it's because of being tired from being overworked. Don't freak out, he usually stays up longer. Just... don't question his sleeping habits, okay?

Tim flinched three times during the tirade, but was ignored by all but Daredevil, who suddenly poked Dick's shoulder, making him jump in surprise at being caught offguard.

DAREDEVIL: Everyone has basically put together that you're Nightwing by now, and Nightwing fights mainly with billy clubs. I also fight almost exclusively with them. I'll get Tim to their room and into bed and make sure they get to sleep before they drive themselves into the ground and knock themselves out. Then, I want to see which one of us is better.

Dick perked up, unaware of the almost protective stance the horned man in red took in front of Tim. Barry frowned slightly, however.

DICK: I'll see you down there, and I'll set up the sparring mats!

Dick raced out of frame, and Tim pulled out his mug once more, taking a sip.

FLASH: That's the most I've ever heard you say.

He told Daredevil, contemplative as he took in their position, Daredevil relaxing once more now the eldest Wayne child was gone. Daredevil just gave a grunt in return.

TIM: So yeah, that's all, so I'll see you later.

Daredevil gave a nod and grabbed Tim's cup, walking off while Tim followed with a small whine, sounding like a puppy.

FLASH: So, uhh... I'm alone. So, the video should be ending now? Goodbye?

The video went to black, ending there at a very confused looking Barry Allen.

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Heroic News@HeroWatch✔️
While the heroes are doing their introductory thing, @BatfamWatch, I gotta ask you a few somethings

My Ship Sunk@BatfamWatch✔️
Shoot

Heroic News@HeroWatch✔️
1: Is Tim Robin? I feel like he's actually a hero despite everything going on in his life.

My Ship Sunk@BatfamWatch✔️
I should be with the rest of Gotham, and just post a 😏, but I won't be that rude. So instead, no, he isn't Robin.

BatfamStan@GotAnyHam?
the entirety of gotham know who all of our heroes are, it isn't hard to figure out😏 #OnlyInGotham

JLW now, Flash said@JusticeLeagueWatch✔️
No it isn't? There isn't any close enough sightings of Robin to know who he is? How does your entire city manage to keep a secret?

Heroic News@HeroWatch✔️
Back to my questions, because they're important. Is Tim Ok?

Tim Drake Deserves Better@TDDB
hahaha, no.

Heroic News@HeroWatch✔️
Reassuring. But shouldn't somebody that's been awake that long be dead?

Tim Drake Deserves Better@TDDB
nah, you die after a week of no sleep, hasn't been a week yet, only feels like it. and tim takes naps on occassion, is addicted to coffee, is an insomniac, and has some sort of vendetta against sleeping? most gothamites used to theorize if he was a meta or not, and didn't need as much sleep. #OnlyInGotham

BatfamStan@GotAnyHam?
yeah, worrying will do nothing for him, he's not going to stop. and believe us, batman's TRIED to get him to go to bed. it just doesn't work. they argue. tim wins. #OnlyInGotham

Heroic News@HeroWatch✔️
Ok, my last questions mix into eachother a little, so I'm blurting them all out here. Why was Tim flinching so much? Is he scared of Nightwing or something? Does Flash have a reason to be concerned?Why is DareDevil like That™️?

Heroic News@HeroWatch✔️
Because I run a blog for him. While I'm stoked he's in so much content recently, he doesn't do that. For the most part, he was himself, but I've never seen him so protective over somebody who he isn't actively protecting from a threat in front of them!

Heroic News@HeroWatch✔️
And yeah, he sometimes speaks more to little kids, to calm them down and stuff, but not anyone that old! And not in that tone! I didn't know his voice COULD go that gentle! What Is Up With That?

My Ship Sunk@BatfamWatch✔️
Meet me in the DMs man, I'll answer you there. And for the public: this is only speculation, so it's not going up on my main blog.


Heroic News@HeroWatch✔️
Well, I learnt what I needed. And I really hope it's not true for their sake? Yeah, let's just move on... so, uhh, hiding his coffee then lying about it is a Mood™️


Big Boy Blue@TheREALSuperman✔️
Okay, anyone care to explain why @Superman was already taken? That being said, I'm here to start of the introductory thread. Clark Kent, Kal-El, Superman. I was revealed.

clark kent editor first journalist second lover of@clarkkent1977
Since apparently I have to do this, this is my civillian twitter, but I'm @TheREALSuperman

Fastest Man Online@2fast2type ✔️
flash, barry allen, dying inside BECAUSEI’MLIVINGINABILLIONAIRE’SHOUSENOWANDTHEREISSOMUCHFOOD

barold@barold
i'm @2fast2type, but i don't actually use this account outside of basic reblogging

Youonyourphone,situpstraight!@#1FBIAGENT
Plastic Man, aka Patric O’Brian. I was outed, which makes my job VERY interesting now… (read: awkward)

Winged Warrior@Hawkwoman ✔️
Shayera Hol. I have wings. If  you couldn’t figure out my “civillian identity” by me walking down the street, earth is too dumb to save anymore

r3d@70rn4d0
The children chose this name for me. Red Tornado, AKA John Smith.

Green Arrow@notrobinhood✔️
Oliver Queen, revealed too… Let’s hope this doesn’t affect STAR labs… Sorry PR department. :/

Oliver Queen@STARLabOfficial✔️
Civillian account to @notrobinhood. I have another personal account, but I got out of having to share it with the public due to... reasons.

Adam@DrStrangeJunior
League doctor, last name strange. The avengers already have a Doctor Strange, and I’m younger than him, hence DrStrangeJunior. I never really had a hero identity in the first place, but everyone insists that I’m a part of the group, and I live here now, so… yeah

Aquaman@KingOfAtlantis✔️
Even though I don’t REALLY have a secret identity, I have to do this anyway for some reason? Arthur Curry.

rocket@PCHOOOOO
raquel ervin. rocket. the only reason icon is around so bow down to me. tim chose my name.

therapist@capitalsareimportant
Black Canary. Dinah Lance-Queen. Betcha Imma bout to lose my job.

take the shot@harperoy
Red Arrow, Will harper, Previously Speedy. I had this @ before… everything

zatanna@annataz
Only one name, Zatanna. That’s both my civillian name and my superhero name, but my identity SOMEHOW is still a secret??? smh everyone’s blind…

cptnmarvel@SHAZAM!
Captain Marvel. The male one, since apparently I have 2 say that now?? My identity is still a secret tho!

Themiscyra❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤@Wonderous✔️
Wonder Woman. Princess Diana. However, my Civillian name is Diana Prince

hey Guys@GreenLantern ✔️
ok so kilowogs off planet, and the others are refusing to use their accounts after the incident where i murdered them both, so im doing their introductions for them

hey Guys@GreenLantern✔️
@GreenLantern1 is john stewart, obviously. @OriginalGreenLantern is hal jordan, and yeah, he was the first human lantern. and me? the only Guy who had the bright idea of actually checking to see if @GreenLantern was available like a normal person?

hey Guys@GreenLantern✔️
i was off-world when everyone’s identities were revealed, and thus have my secrets!

hey Guys@GreenLanten✔️
well, i mean… i didn’t exactly hide it before, so some people might know, but im loving the fact that i kept my identity secret when batman didnt, so i decided to keep it to flaunt that fact to the others. peace out

Ro(g)y@arsenal
The OG Roy Harper here. Arsenal. Previously speedy.

Kaldur’ahm @ Aqualad✔️
My user and @ says it all. I was revealed. Uselessly, but still revealed.

Mygreatestachievementwillbebeingborn@Impulsive
Bart Allen, AKA Impulse. My identity WAS revealed, but good luck finding out who I am. ;-)

Apollo’s Crockpot Sister@Artemis ✔️
Artemis, AKA Artemis Crock. Now y’all can finally stop asking me about my name.

From Fanboy To@LagoonBoy
L’gann here. Lagoon Boy. I’m green, you should be able to know what my civillian self looks like. It’s not like I can hide.

buzz off@bumblebee
I wasn’t revealed, but… being a superhero would be a suitable excuse for being late to classes… Karen Beecher-Duncan, Bumblebee! (Don’t worry, I discussed revealing myself with the entire league, and they said it was cool)

World’s best dodger and bullshitter@Guardian
Bumbles’ loving husband, Mal Duncan.

hello megan!@hellom’gann ✔️
M’gann M’orzz AKA Megan Morse AKA Miss Martian. Superboy doesn’t have an account yet, but also didn’t get his identity leaked (somehow) anyway! Beast Boy isn't joining the social media circus, but he was revealed as Garfield Logan

Wall-Man@It’sKIDFLASH ✔️
Wally West, Kid Flash. Nice to meet Y’all

Apollo’s Crockpot Sister@Artemis ✔️
Y’all

Wall-Man@It’sKIDFLASH ✔️
Okay, you used it just two seconds ago so don’t @ me

Apollo’s Crockpot Sister@Artemis ✔️
I didn't 😉

Jaime@ScarabHost ✔️
Jaime Reyes here. Now, the previous blue beetle is in a coma, and has been for years, I’m the new one. I just never had a public enough persona to tell everyone that I’m not just him with a new suit before…

Cassie@WONDERgirl ✔️
Not revealed yet! Come to my room @ ScarabHost, I have marshmellos to cheer you up! Yes, you can come too, @ Impulsive  😋

Mygreatestachievementwillbebeingborn@Impulsive
Like you could keep me from food.  😜

Dr. Tony Stark@youknowwhoiam ✔️
I Am Iron Man

Hawk-ayeeee@hawkeyeshadow
Clint Barton

Brunhilde@TheLastValkyrie
All in the name.

Platypus@TiredOfTony
Col. James Rhodes, AKA War Machine, previously(Thank goodness) Iron Patriot

The Black Panther@Kingofwakanda ✔️
T’Challa of Wakanda.

godofhammers@kingofasgard ✔️
I am Thor, son of Frigga

Captain American’t deal@Steven19 ✔️
Steve Rogers, Captain America.

My Name’s Not Scarlett@It’s Wanda ✔️
Scarlet Witch

On your above@FalconPINCH ✔️
Sam Wilson

🅱️lums@WhiteWolf
James “Bucky” Barnes here. Previously Winter Soldier… Sorry.

Toaster@Eyesight ✔️
Vision Stark.

Dr. Tony Stark@youknowwhoiam ✔️
I’m crying.

Master Of The Mystic Arts@DrStephenStrangeMD ✔️
I didn’t change my @ when I got into this world

Fury@DirectorOfSHIELD ✔️
My name is already there.

Not That Maria@AssistantDirectorOfSHIELD ✔️
Maria Hill, Assistant Director Of SHIELD

I am Groot@Multilinguism
I am Groot.

PETER NO@GamoradaughterofABITCH
Gamora.

PETER YES@STARLORDOFFICIAL
Peter Quill, Starlord!

Shield Maiden@LadySif
I am Sif.

T’Challa’s babysitter@GeneralOfWakanda ✔️
I am Okoye.

Logan@Wolverine ✔️
I would reveal my identity, but I don’t know what it is myself.

Laura@Wolverine2 ✔️
OMG DAD! You got your memories back, stop making amnesia jokes, they’re lame!

Logan@Wolverine ✔️
This isn’t Private Messages sweetie

Laura@Wolverine ✔️
FUCK

DannyRand@AngstPuppy
Iron Fist here!

notthedevil@kurtthenightcrawler
I’m blue, it’s not like I can hide?

Godda go feast@Quicksilver
Pietro Maximoff, Wanda’s twin brother.

Freshuricado@WakandaHeadOfScience ✔️
Princess Shuri. I don’t have a hero name, but I sometimes fight with gauntlets, so…?

Best Grandma@Gi-Ant-Man
Scott Lang here, also known as Ant-Man!

The Wasp@HopeVanDyne ✔️
Scott’s better half.

Quill chose my name@trashpanda
Rocket Raccoon. That’s my name, nothing else.

Iron Daughter@Blueberry
My name is Nebula Stark, Gamora’s sister.

Dr. Tony Stark@youknowwhoiam ✔️
😭😭😭🥰

bobby@Iceman
So… My identity wasn’t revealed, but… most mutants at the school don’t really hide their identities, so everyone knows who I am here? But I didn’t wanna get left out of the train, so I’m Bobby Drake. AKA Iceman

Unbreakable@LukeCage
I don’t have an alternate name?? Yet my identity was still secret somehow?? (Well, not anymore) I hate everyone’s blindness. No offence to someone though, you know who you are.

Drax@Drax
I am Drax!

Jessica Nones@AliasInvestigations ✔️
I never hid, but I guess I’m finally advertising.

💚🔪💚@Iammantis!
Hello everyone! I am Mantis!

DIDN’T CHOOSE MY OWN NAME@ItIsBEN
The Thing. Ben Grimm.

NAME WAS GIVEN BY DUMBASS BROTHER@butiapprove
The Invisible Woman. Sue Storm.

CHOSE MY OWN NAME@FLAMEON
The Human Torch. Johnny Storm

My name wasn’t chosen by me@butitboostsmyego
Mr. Fantastic. Reed Richards.

CHOSE MY OWN NAME@FLAMEON
YOU MESSED UP THE CAPITALS ORDER!!!

My name wasn’t chosen by me@butitboostsmyego
SIGH

Anathema@Device
I’m Anathema Device, and I’ll be doing the technology side for Crowley, Aziraphale, the kids, and Newton Pulsifer. Crowley CAN do it, he's just lazy. The kids are just trying to figure out matching names for now

Caroline@GLaDOS
While I never saved the world myself, I saved the life of someone who did, and that should count for something.

Refined Pig@Waddles ✔️
((I know this is an account for my pet pig, but the creator of this account, me, has saved the world, and Waddles was there, along with my brother, @ConspiracyTheorist))

The government isn’t the only one hiding the truth@ConspiracyTheorist ✔️
You make me sound like a sidekick like I didn’t save your behind multiple times.

Danny Phantom’s cousin@CALLHIMINVISOBILL
Dani Phantom here! I save Amity Park, plus the world, and I’m cute to boot!

Red@Huntress
@CALLHIMINVISOBILL is my sidekick, ignore her.

Danny Phantom’s cousin@CALLHIMINVISOBILL
Rude!

Ladyblogger@MiraculousWatch
Can I join the club now? I learnt English! (Google Translate is my best friend right now)

I have a psychic scar@Potter
Others to be added, but for now, technology is... eh