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Lonely: hi

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Lonely? What a surprise! You're talking, out of your own volition? And you sent the message first?

Lonely: um yes

BEHELD: GREETINGS ISOLATION

Lonely: hi again

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: So what brings you around here?

Lonely: it is important

Lonely: i would like to call a meeting

BEHELD: WAIT NO DO NOT USE THAT FUNCTION

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Wait, whatWAIT NO DON'T

Lonely: @everyone

Lonely: huh?

BEHELD: WOW FUCK

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: AAAAAAAAA

Donnie Darko: What. The fuck.

choke kinkmaster: donotdothatitisbad

Lonely: ???

Michael: [mother]trgfucjer

Roll. Credits.: Nooooo. I. Am. Irritated.

๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช: HUH!?!?!?!?!?! ISOLATION!!?!?! I AM GOING TO KILL KILL YOU KILLLLL

Hunt: calm down.Be patient. Anyway lonrly what thefuckkc

wormy: wwhy

MeatOnTheseBones: >=(((

๐Ÿ”ฅ: fuck you!!! what the fuck!!! h ello???!!!

๐Ÿ•ต: ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Lonely: ???????

Donnie Darko: Did you not get the memo?

Lonely: that was the most convenient means of summons

Lonely: what is the matter

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Are you being serious.

Donnie Darko: That "function" creates a most irritating effect. Our entire beings areโ€ฆ shaken to the core whenever someone uses it. And it is not pleasant.

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: I'm going to disable it right now.

Donnie Darko: Good.

Lonely: oh

Lonely: that explains the shivering

wormy: doess it not bother you Lonely

Lonely: not really

๐Ÿ”ฅ: what!!! explain!!!

BEHELD: ๐Ÿ‘€

Lonely: do not ask me Watcher

Lonely: i can explain for myself thank you

BEHELD: ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘

Lonely: you see

BEHELD: ๐Ÿ™‚

Lonely: i am

Lonely: oh

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: No.

BEHELD: ๐Ÿ˜‘

Lonely: thanks. anyway

Lonely: always shivering

Lonely: down to my

Lonely: metaphorical

Lonely: how do you call this

Lonely: underwear

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: โ€ฆโ€ฆ..

choke kinkmaster: tagyourselfhumanpersonificationmentionstwtwtw

Lonely: ???

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: First of all, disgusting!!!!!!!! I quite hate the concept of underwear. Secondly, never mention it again.

Lonely: Understood.

Lonely: fuck off with that web i hate you

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: >::::)

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Thirdly, I would like you to apologize!!!!!!!!

Lonely: ok

Lonely: sorry

BEHELD: FORGIVEN

wormy: vibrationss nice anywway

๐Ÿ•ต: ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™‚

๐Ÿ”ฅ: fuck you!!! but okay!!!

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Good! Now can we get back to business?

๐ŸŒฉ: whAt

Lonely: oh yeah s

Lonely: oh

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Ah. The Vast has finally replied.ย 

๐ŸŒฉ: AAAAA messAge slow because vAst huge lArge big neverending expAnding forever more further fArther

Roll. Credits.: Oh. No.

BEHELD: WE KNOW

๐ŸŒฉ: moving bigger exponentiAlly increAsing incomprehensibly lorge

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: If I had ears I'd cut them off right now.

choke kinkmaster: ewwwwwwwnohatehumanears

BEHELD: WE

MeatOnTheseBones: aaghhhfjfjfjfjgk

BEHELD: KNOW

๐Ÿ”ฅ: we get it!!! your metaphysical dick is huge shut up!!!

๐ŸŒฉ: ok but why was vAst summoned

Lonely: as i was saying

๐ŸŒฉ: wAit whAt is dick

Lonely: the meeting isnooooooo

BEHELD: A DICK IS

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Putting a stop to this right now, lmao!!!!!!!! No need for an expository on what a dick is, Ceaseless Watcher. And shut up and don't ask that ever again, Falling Titan.

๐ŸŒฉ: fine

BEHELD: FUCK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT TO TALK

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: You can take a gooooooood, long look at my strings and talk about those instead later , Bitchy Voyeur.

Hunt: fucking helll justfinish already

Lonely: yes thank you

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: ::::)

Lonely: so

Lonely: this is about the Extinction

wormy: oooooooooo

Donnie Darko: Hm.

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Oh?

BEHELD: I AM LOOKING

MeatOnTheseBones: okay

๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช: ๐Ÿ”ช?

Hunt: yes ok i willlisten

Roll. Credits.: The. End. Will. Stop. Not. Being. Interested.

Lonely: victory

๐Ÿ”ฅ: lmao idc bout that shit!!! i think!!! idk!!!! my baby avatars are gonna blaze something rn lol!!!! gl!!!

๐Ÿ•ต: sorry too busy rn too :o) Unknowing prepare time babey!!! GL

Lonely: aw

Lonely: but okay

Lonely: long story short

choke kinkmaster: choke

Lonely: we have to stop it so we have to make a plan

Lonely: huh?

BEHELD: IGNORE THE CHOKE

choke kinkmaster: chokechoke

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Ahem. Don't make me mute you.

choke kinkmaster: .

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Good pile of dirt!

Lonely: um

Lonely: ok

Lonely: thank you web

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: No pro8lem, darling. ::::)

Lonely: so yeah extinction would make less people lonely

Lonely: to zero

Lonely: and um

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Go on? You can do it.

Lonely: this would affect all of us

Lonely: in different ways

Hunt: weknow.

Lonely: um ok good i guess

BEHELD: IF YOU REQUIRE INFORMATION ABOUT THE EXTINCTION

BEHELD: I CAN GIVE YOU THE NECESSARY DETAILS

Lonely: yay

wormy: beholding you are sso usseful this period of time

BEHELD: DO YOU MEAN THE HUMAN WORD TODAY

wormy: yess! do you ssee my point y end

BEHELD: YES

BEHELD: THAT IS MY ENTIRE BEING

Lonely: so first

Lonely: beholding. can you tell us the progress of the Extinction

BEHELD: OKAY

BEHELD: HM

BEHELD: I SEE THAT THIS MAY REQUIRE A DIFFERENT APPROACH

BEHELD: HOW ABOUT YOU

BEHELD: ASK IT YOURSELF

Lonely: wait what

๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช: HUH!?!?!?!?$,#,/?#,,/

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Excuse me?!

The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat!

Lonely: wh

Lonely: oh HELL no

wormy: NONONONO

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: WATCHER WHAT THE FUCK?

BEHELD: IT WILL BE HERE ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE

BEHELD: WE WILL KICK IT OUT AFTER WE ASK IT AWAY

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Uuuuh, h8w a8out we NOT give it AAAAAAAANYMORE power and hold on reality than it already has ????????

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: And the questions are going to 8e all a8out stopping it so i do not think it will like 8eing asked about that, you fucking dum8ass!!!!!!!!

BEHELD: OH OKAY

BEHELD: SORRY

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The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat!

BEHELD: UM

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The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat!

BEHELD: OH SHIT

Lonely: what the fuck

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The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat!

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: Watcher.

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The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat!

๐ŸŒฉ: whAt did vAst come bAck to

Hunt: hllyshitt

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๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: WATCHER , WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

MeatOnTheseBones: vibes bad!!

Donnie Darko: Wow.

Donnie Darko: I can see where the stupidity of your latest Avatar comes from.

Roll. Credits.: Agreeable.

The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat!

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Lonely: someone stop it

The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat because it heard it was being talked about!!ย 

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BEHELD: SHIT

๐Ÿ”ฅ: bitch!!!ย 

๐Ÿ•ต: hey lol why is there so many noti

๐Ÿ•ต: oh my GOD LMAOOOO

The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat!

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The-World-Is-Always-Ending wishes to join the chat!

Lonely: what have i done

๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช: NO NO THIS IS ALL BEHOLDINGS FAULT

๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช: EVER HEARD OF CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT YOU PERVERSE WATCHER??!?! EYE IN THE SKY SHIT CRUSTY IDIOT!!!*?112?! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!,,$ YOU ARE CAT!&;$

๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ•ธ: I'LL BE RIGHT FUCKING 8ESIDE YOU ON THAT, SLAUGHTER.

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MeatOnTheseBones: uwaahhhjgngngn

choke kinkmaster: wow

BEHELD: AAAAAAAAA

Michael: [What a great day this is turning out to be.]

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