Bones: *opens the turbolift*
Spock & Kirk: *kissing, then break apart*
Bones: When did this happen?
Spock: Nothing is happening.
Jim: Woah, hold on. Something’s kind of happening.
Bones: Well, if that’s the case, feel free to shoot me again.
Jim: Yeah, I don’t know what you’re doing grabbing me and kissing me like that. I was a little surprised myself.
Jim: I have to get somewhere. I’ll see you later, Bones. Really, Spock.
Jim: *walks away*
Bones: *calling* Jim!
Bones: You’re full of shit!
Jim: Oh yeah!