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pilgrimage has changed the chat name to owo wawwace am i youw bitch fowevew? owo

 

destigaytion: WHAT IS THIS?????

 

pilgrimage: owo wawwace… is it twue? 

 

destigaytion: WHAT THE FUCK????? IS WRONG???? WITH YOUR BITCH ASS MF??? TRYNA TALK SHIT?????

 

pilgrimage: owo wawwace pwease teww me…….

 

totally came: r/furrycringestories

 

destigaytion: THANK YOU RAMONA

destigaytion: SCOTT!!!!!!!!! I WILL??? BREAK UP WITH YOU????

 

pilgrimage: oh what are you gonna do kick me

 

destigaytion has removed pilgrimage from the chat!

 

totally came: ah, ty wallace

totally came: hes very annoying

 

destigaytion: ah yeah isnt he

destigaytion: holy shit SCOTT

 

totally came: whats the bitch doin now

 

destigaytion: hes fuckn??? messaging me privately with his furry cringe gay shit

 

girl drummer: r/scottdead

 

young gay: r/watchscottdie

 

destigaytion has added pilgrimage to the chat!

 

destigaytion: YES SCOTT YOU BI MESS

destigaytion: YOU ARE TOTALLY MY BITCH FOREVER

 

pilgrimage: w- weawwy?

 

destigaytion: YES!!!!!! FUCK YOU

 

pilgrimage: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

destigaytion: im killing myself