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Most Women Are Dull and Stupid

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D.
What was Grandmother talking about, with that
Odd comment about... dipping? Because it sounded...

C.
I wouldn't worry about it. Yes, of course, Miss Lister
Is odd, as everyone says, but Miss Walker is very--

D.
Because I also heard Uncle Christopher say once
To Father, that Miss Lister likes the ladies, but--

C.
I shouldn't let it worry you. Who doesn't like
Ladies? We... smell nice, and er, dress well, and--

D.
But it sounded more like the way that drunk
Fellow on the stagecoach that time, said those--

C.
Miss Walker says she is clever and kind, and when
She appeared at Eskdale, she lifted Ann's spirits.

D.
I liked her. When I met her. With mother. She said...
I was like you, except in the lips. She was very...

C.
The point is, our Uncles Christopher and Jeremiah
Don't like her. Mother, ah. But Grandmother does.

D.
True. And Grandmother is the smartest in all our pack,
The queen on the family chessboard. Very well.