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We Need A PAYDAY!

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The Warehouse


The Blue Van drove into the hills of Beach City,Delmarva where the PAYDAY Gang was being led to their new safehouse.

Houston pulled over at their location as the gang peeked outside with the sun blinding their eyes.

"Welcome to your new safehouse,gang."

The Safehouse turned out to be an abandoned warehouse that was most likely closed down since two days ago.

"This is it?"Dallas asked.

"I guess this is our new hideout then,"Hoxton said as he removed his mask,"Oh,I'm gonna fuckin' decorate it,all right."

Chains opened the warehouse' doors after opening the entrance,the robbers walked in and roamed at the building.

"How long has this place been abandoned?"Houston asked.

"About two days ago."

Wolf was able to turn the switch on and bring power to the warehouse.Dallas the turned on his laptop and accessed his Crime.net account.

"Let's see if there's any available contracts for us."Dallas said while Chains carried a TV and Couch into the living room.

Wolf assisted Chains into connecting the cable into the TV and Houston was able to help by setting up the satellite in the roof.

"I don't know if this will work!"Houston cried as he held a satellite dish in his gloves as he tried to get a good signal,"Is there a signal now?"

"Not yet!"Wolf yelled.

He moved into another direction with the satellite dish still in his arms.

"What about now?"

"No,keep moving,we'll tell you when to stop!"

Houston moved in circles and held the dish higher in his hands.

"It's so hot!"He complained until...

"You can stop moving around!We got a signal now!"

Houston finally set down the satellite dish and climbed down the roof and returned inside to find Chains and Wolf watching the NFL Football.

"Yeah!Go Redskins!"Wolf yelled as a bowl of chips was sitting on his lap.

He found Hoxton sitting in a fancy chair,he was reading a book while drinking a glass of fine beer.Houston grabbed some apple beer from the cooler and sat down along with Chains.

"Yo,Dallas!When do we get to go to town?"Chains asked.

"You wanna go to town?Either it's your stupid or exposing that we're the PAYDAY Gang."Dallas said as he continued typing.

"Yeah,he's somewhat right,"Wolf sighed as he drank,"I wonder what the town's like."


In The City


"NOOO!!!!Steven shouted dramatically, racing to the freezer in hopes that wasn’t true. “This can’t be happening! This has to be bad dream! Lars, tell me this isn’t happening.”

“I will if you get me into the space program,” Lars offered, only for Sadie to elbow him.

“Don’t be a jerk,” she hissed before turning to Steven and speaking in a softer tone. “I’m sorry Steven but nobody was buying them so they stopped making them. If you want, you can take the freezer home with you.”

“I would like that very much,” Steven said, hugging the freezer to his chest and giving it a kiss.


Steven lugged the freezer home to the beach house, whistling the Cookie Cat tune. When he arrived he was greeted by the gems and his dad.

“Hey Schtu-ball, what’s the good word?” Greg asked, patting the sofa so Steven would come sit with him.

“No good words, Dad, only bad ones,” Steven answered sadly. “They stopped making Cookie Cats.”

“Well we have a surprise for you that might just cheer you up,” Rose told him, smiling sweetly as she led him into the kitchen.

“When we heard that they had stopped making Cookie Cats, knowing they were your favorite---” Garnet began.

“We went out and stole a bunch!” Amethyst finished as she opened the fridge with a flourish.

“I went back and paid for them,” Pearl muttered annoyed.

“You guys are the best!” Steven exclaimed as he rushed over to take one of the cookie cats out of the freezer. “Thank you so much.”

“The whole thing was my idea,” Garnet said with a smirk.

"It was a group effort," Rose corrected before anyone could argue.

"What's important is Steven is happy," Greg put in.

As he ate his favorite ice cream treat and was surrounded by his family, Steven felt warm and apparently that warmth spread to his gem which glowed.

"Uh,Steven?"

Steven raised the bottom of his shirt and found his own gem glowing as his family stared in awe.

"What do I do?What do I do?!"Steven exclaimed as he still held the half bitten Cookie Cat.

"Try to summon your weapon,Stevie!"Spinel said.

Steven attemtpted to summon his weapon but sadly the gem's glow faded away.

"Ah!How do I make it come back?!"Steven said as he tapped his gem attempting to make it glow again.

"Easy,Steven.Calm down."Rose instructed as her son followed her steps and placing the half eaten cookie at the wrapper again.

"Aw man!I really was close!"Steven said sounding dissapointed,"Oh!Can one of you explain how to summon a weapon?"

"We can show you,Steven."Rose smiled.


Few more furnitures and more supplies for the PAYDAY Gang arrived at their new Safehouse as another van entered the garage.

A man wearing a mask with a red bloody smile and blue shades on top of the eyes who was accompanied by another man wearing a black business suit and was wearing a mask with the face being in half with the color of black and white.

"Well,that was almost close."Dragan said as he removed his mask and his face having a beard and greying hair.

"How'd you glad Tony Montana came along?"Scarface asked as he removed his mask and his having a scar on his right eye.

At the back of the van,a man wearing a somewhat tin foil skull mask with blood splattered all over.

"I fuckin' like you guys!No!I fuckin' love you guys!"Jimmy said as he removed his mask and threw it on a nearby table.He had messy hair and the face of drug addict.

They entered the warehouse and greeted the original PAYDAY Gang.

"Oi!What's up,fellas?!"Jimmy asked.

"Dragan,Scarface,Jimmy.Welcome to the new hideout."Dalls welcomed the newly arrived heisters.

"Thank you,Dallas."Dragan said as he shook the heister's hand.While Scarface carried a few boxes away.

"Tony's gotta set up his office."Scarface said as he walked away with a stack of 2 boxes,"And screw yoy guys."

Jimmy found a nearby table as he started putting down cocaine to sniff on.

"Oh that's life."

After browsing for Crime.net,Dallas noticed a contract made by Bain himself.

"Guys,we got a job."


Later,after a long day of attempting to summon the weapon,Steven and his family set down at his room to watch some movies.

"Amethyst!Give me the remote!"Steven begged as he tried to reach for the remote.

"Hang on,Ste-man."

She randomly switched channel after channel until Pearl demanded to go back to Channel 41.

"Wait,go back!"

She returned it to the channel the Pearl demanded.

"This morning,5 masked individuals pulled off a robbery here in the Beach City Bank Branch,these 5 individuals were armed to the teeth."

"A robbery here in Beach City?"Amethyst asked.

"One of them was wearing a mask painted with an american flag symbol in it,and--"

"There hasn't been a single robbery here in Beach City ever since 2001."Greg said as he shoved some popcorn in his mouth.

"We have a feeling this could be the same robbers who pulled off several heists back in Washington,DC.Could this be the infamous PAYDAY Gang?More of the story is coming."

"PAYDAY Gang?What a funny yet weird name."Peridot said.

"I've heard stories you know,"Greg said,"Stories about one of the guys got captured and in late 2014 he escaped with the help of the gang."

"They must be fighters."Jasper said as she cracked her knuckles.

"Should we be worrying about this?"Pearl asked as she snapped out of the conversation.

"No."Garnet said as she adjusted her shades.

"So,we really don't have to worry about the PAY-whatever their name is Gang?"Steven asked.

"Of course not,sweetheart."Rose said as she kissed his forhead as the young diamond giggled.


All right,heisters.For this heist,we'll be bringing our entire crew to this mission.Here's the plan;get to the Beach City Space HQ.

Bulldozers are on guard duty,so there's a possible chance we might live.Once you infiltrate,take out the security cameras,get the Captain's codes for the space hangar.Get the rocket fly the hell out.Get rich.