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Mayhem Dressed In a Suit

A blue van was driving on the town of Beach City,Delmarva.The passengers were wearing business suits and bullet vests,they were holding a different variety of firearms and held different clown masks.

"All right,guys.Our contractor wants the Beach City Bank raided and make out with the cash.Good luck,guys."

The man with the greying black hair blinked his eyes and placed bullets on his pistol clip.

The man wearing a white mask with the lower part being red and wore a blonde wig,the man put on shotgun shells at his firearm and howled loudly like a wolf.

The man with tactical armor,put on his clown mask with a red bloody smile with scars on both eyes.

The man wore a brown business suit and the right side of his mask being burnt,he held a shotgun and placed shells in the chamber.

The driver wore a sad weeping clown mask and grumbled some curse words silently.

"Are we there yet?"Hoxton asked,the man wearing a brown business suit with the half-burnt mask as he prepared his shotgun.

"Why don't you drive?"Houston,the driver asked.

"Wanker."Hoxton grumbled while Chains tried to calm the Brit down.

"Calm down,Ol' Hox.We're nearly there."Chains,the one with the tactical armor said as he prepared his rifle for combat.

"All right,guys.Smash and grab,no civiliam casualties."

Hoxton then turned to an empty alleyway near the Beach City Bank.Dallas,Hoxton, Wolf,Chains,and Houston exited the blue van and cocked up their rifles.

"Let's get that PAYDAY."

The Gang then put on their masks and walked inside the entrance of the Bank.

"Get down on the ground!"Dallas commanded the civilians,holding his rifle in a threatening way.

The civilians panicked and screamed,doing the command of the masked robber.

Chains and Houston took care of every Security Guard in the bank while Wolf prepared the Thermal Drill on the vault as Dallas and Hoxton stood guard,watching the civilians.

"Listen up!This is a robbery!Your money is insured by the federal government!You're not gonna lose a dime!Think of your loved ones!Now shut up and stay down,and this will be over in no time!"Dallas yelled to the civilians while Hoxton tied up to prevent them from calling 911 or pressing the Panic Button.

--10 Minutes Later--

The Drill jammed on the vault as Chains just stood there and stared at Wolf,who was browsing on the Internet.

"Wolf!Get that damn piece of shit working!"yelled Chains who closely held his rifle to him.

Wolf's only response is by raising his middle finger at him.

"Fuck you,man!"Chains then put his rifle aside,crouched and attempted to restart the drill.

Soon,the drill resumed it's drilling to the vault.Then the unexpected happened...

A siren blared loudly alerting the PAYDAY Gang and turned their gaze into a bleeding Security Guard who pressed the Alarm Button with his own bleeding hand.

Wolf shot the Guard down 10 times,making sure that he is dead and putting shotgun shells on his firearm.

"Motherfucker,this was supposed to be a quick and nice heist!"Chains yelled as he ran outside and searched for planks to barricade the windows

"Goddamit!Dammit!"Dallas cursed as he tried hitting the drill for it to go fast.

"What cocksucking motherfucker didn't double tap that wanker?!"Hoxton asked as he prepared his shotgun for defense against the incoming assault forces accompanied by Houston as he prepared his assault rifle for defense as well.

Wolf just crouched next to the Thermal Drill to make sure it doesn't jam again and the remaining time is 120 seconds.

Chains came back with planks as he barricaded every window in the building.
A minute or two later,police sirens were heard as two police cars drove in and came out of the vehicles.

"This is the Police!Come out with your hands open and--!"

The Officer was shot down repeatedly by Houston,after then he replaced the empty mag with a fresh new one.

"Send more reinforcements!I repeat,send more--"

The Officer was shot in the head by Dallas's Pistol,after then he blew the smoke at the end of the gun after firing it.

"Crap!More police incoming!"

Dallas groaned in response and replaced the empty mag with a new one with fresh bullets.

"Give me 70 seconds guys!"Wolf yelled from the vault and they swear they could hearm him swearing,"Kom igen!Arbeta jävla det!"

More and more police cars showed up in the scene,as the PAYDAY Gang was able to slaughter any incoming police officers.

"Come and eat shit you little wankers!"Hoxton cursed as he fired his shotgun and placing fresh new shells after running out.

Chains threw grenades at the Police Vehicles as the Officers backed away.


The explosion killed half of the officers while Wolf,after unlocking the vault once and for all,pulled out his OVE9000 which made the officers tremble at the sight of it.

"A saw?!Jesus,who are these people?!"An officer asked before being decapitated by Wolf.

"Oh my God!They killed Jerry!"Another officer yelled.

"You bastards!"An armored officer yelled.

Dallas was busy on the vault,taking any money he can find and placed them on the bag they brought with them.

"Guys!The money is secured!Let's get out of here!"Dallas yelled as he escaped behind the bank.

Chains and Wolf followed Dallas to the van while Hoxton and Houston were able to hold off the police.

"EAT THIS!"Houston yelled and fired a grenade via a mini grenade launcher attached to his rifle.The projectile landed on a police car and blew up to any nearby officers.

Hoxton stared the heister who inhaled and exhaled.

"Why didn't you use that before?"

"Just get in the van,crouton."Houston said as he slammed the door of the van close as Hoxton boarded in and slammed the backdoor open and drove away.

"Nice work,guys.Not bad for your first day in a new town.I'll arrange more contracts for you guys in tuned guys."

Dallas looked outside with a grin.

"Beach City,say hello to the PAYDAY Gang."