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toezier: why don’t we eat fruit hot and microwaved?

 

billson: uh

 

billson: what

 

beverly hills chihuahua: richie what have we talked about

 

toezier: no quoting mbmbam in the main chat?

 

beverly hills chihuahua: no quoting mbmbam in the main chat

 

toezier: :((

 

staniel: Great, you made him sad

 

benny worm: richie you can quote mbmbam at me!!

 

toezier: :D!!!!

 

ed die: y’all too loud for 2:37 in the morning

 

toezier: y’all

 

beverly hills chihuahua: y’all

 

ed die: perish.

 

staniel: I can’t stand you guys.

 

beverly hills chihuahua: so anyway

 

beverly hills chihuahua: who’s going to the football game tonight

 

toezier: stanwey and i are going for cute boys (。◕‿‿◕。)!

 

staniel: That is completely wrong, I’m going cause it’s a requirement for orchestra

 

staniel: But yeah, also for cute boys

 

ed die: yeah i’m also going for orchestra

 

ed die: if we’re gonna do something afterwards i’m gonna have to sneak out because

 

ed die: you know

 

toezier: :((

 

beverly hills chihuahua: :((



staniel to toezier

jew gang!



staniel: I have an idea

 

staniel: What if we saved up enough money to get Eddie another phone?

 

staniel: So he won’t have to worry about the whole Life 360 thing

 

toezier: stanley i’m love you

 

toezier: but don’t you think that’ll take forever?? we’re all kinda. broke.

 

staniel: Richie we have bar mitzvah money.

 

toezier: OH RIGHT

 

toezier: forgot i was jewish for a second lmao

 

toezier: but i thought you were saving that for college???

 

staniel: Well, yeah

 

staniel: But do you know how much goddamn money we got combined?

 

staniel: We can use some of it to help Eddie

 

staniel: And I know for a fact that you would do anything for your “dear sweet Edmund”

 

toezier: i really would 🥺🥺

 

toezier: i’m gonna make a separate chat with everyone except eds

 

staniel: All right

 

staniel: Remember to take your meds, Rich

 

toezier: <33



losvers



billson: so meet up by the gate? at 6:30-ish?

 

beverly hills chihuahua: bet

 

beverly hills chihuahua: @mike ben has to get there early for “marching band reasons” so i’ll have your ticket when richie and i pick you up

 

mikey: cool!

 

toezier: eds we’ll come get you after!!

 

billson: don’t call me eds

 

beverly hills chihuahua: don’t call me eds

 

staniel: Don’t call me Eds

 

mikey: don’t call me eds

 

benny worm: don’t call me eds

 

ed die: don’t call me eds

 

ed die: wow ok. fuck you guys

 

beverly hills chihuahua: this happens every time richie calls you eds. why did you expect anything different



toezier has added billson, staniel, benny worm, mikey, and beverly hills chihuahua to New Group



toezier has changed the group name to fuck life 360



toezier: you’re wondering why i have brought you here.

 

billson: i mean not really

 

mikey: we could kinda figure it out by the name

 

toezier: wow ok

 

toezier: guess you don’t wanna hear stanley’s great idea i see how it is

 

billson: wait this was stan’s idea??

 

staniel: Um

 

staniel: Mostly, yeah

 

beverly hills chihuahua: then mayhaps i do want to hear it

 

toezier: oh wow ok

 

staniel: Basically, we had this idea to get Eddie a new phone so he won’t have to worry about his mom

 

benny worm: stanley we’re broke

 

toezier: bar mitzvah money baybee!

 

staniel: It should cover a lot of it

 

staniel: So… good idea?

 

billson: hell yeah good idea!!

 

beverly hills chihuaha: yo actually though!! hell yeah

 

mikey: good friend stan strikes again

 

staniel: I

 

toezier: awww he’s flustered

 

staniel: shut the hell up you dumb bitch

 

beverly hills chihuahua: WOAH forgetting proper grammar stanley? i expected more from you

 

staniel: Oh my god that was so mean

 

toezier: don’t worry about it staniel!! 

 

benny worm: stanley is so nice it’s making me 🥺

 

billson: rt if stan makes you 🥺🥺

 

toezier: rt

 

beverly hills chihuahua: rt

 

mikey: rt

 

staniel: I may or may not be crying