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cannon and spike get spicy OwO

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Cannon was thinking about how much he wanted to be a spike factory,”I could have so many thick, luxurious spikes,” he thought. Then he snapped back to reality, his commander said,”ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK? DO I HAVE TO STAB YOU?” Cannon, was now mad,”NO YOU CUNTFUCKER!” His commander, silently relieved he wasn’t dead. “Well, it’s break so fuck right the hell off,”his commander stated.
2 Hours Later
He managed to make his way back to the barracks, despite him being half asleep. He saw Spike Factory in the hallway. He blushed, he knew he liked Spike Factory. Today was the day, the day he’d ask Spike Factory out. Then they fucked