I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a goose loose in the hospital. It’s never happened before, no one knows what the goose is going to do next, least of all the goose. He’s never been in a hospital before, he’s as confused as you are.
AKA It's a fine day in Holby City Hospital, and you are a horrible goose.