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Thanks for including me in on this, Janet – it's been educational!
- Paul.
-----Original Message-----
From: Frasier, Maj. Dr. Janet, MD
Sent: 22 November 2001 14:25
To: Carter, Maj. S; Coombs, Dr. S; Davis, Maj. P; Felger, Dr. J; Ferretti, Maj. L; Hammond, Maj. Gen. G; Harriman, Sgt. W.D.; Jackson, Dr. D; Lee, Dr. B; Loewen, Dr. C; MacKenzie, Dr. E; O'Neill, Col. J; Nyan; Siler, Mstr. Sgt. S; Simmons, Lt. G; Teal'c;
Subject: Getting to Know You
NAME: Paul Davis
SEX: Male
HOME: Washington DC.
HEIGHT: 5'11"
HAIR: Brown
EYES: Brown
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?: Rushed off my feet.
WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: Blue. I wear Dress Blues pretty much all the time.
CAN YOU JUGGLE?: Yes. After working for the Pentagon, keeping three or four balls in the air at one time is nothing.
FAVORITE SMELL: Old books.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Reservoir Dogs.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Unidentified flying hors d'oeuvres at a reception last night. I've learnt to run on very little fuel, and to have an iron stomach.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IN 10 YEARS?: Actively participating in the Stargate program.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Waiting for the end of the world.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Cancellation of the above.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT THIS MORNING?: Well, my phone woke me, so I had a moment of "Oh god, what's happening now?" But it turned out to be... not completely bad news. Certainly not unexpected.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?: Red. It's my favorite color.
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: General Ryan, regarding the SG-1 personnel situation. He's actually got a very dry sense of humor.
WHAT YOU NOTICE FIRST ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Their rank. Sad but necessary in my line of work.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FAIRGROUND RIDE?: Rollercoasters.
FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Mango Madness – it reminds me of being on holiday.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Baseball. Favorite to watch and to play.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil. I'm more a shades-of-grey kind of guy.
WHAT YOU'RE NOT: A bureaucrat.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: I don't think so, no.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Nothing too elaborate. No uniforms. Traditional ceremony.
TATTOOS – WHERE AND WHAT?: A secret more highly classified than the Stargate.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I can eat anything, if I have to.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED TOYS?: Not since I was about ten.
CATS OR DOGS?: I love dogs, but my apartment doesn't have the space.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes – cars, motorbikes... anything with an engine. Flying's the best, though, when I get the opportunity.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: A few boring prints – it's a standard-issue apartment and I've not got around to decorating.
STAR SIGN: Capricorn.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yeah, but I don't see them as often as I should.
FAVORITE FOOD: A really good cheeseburger. Or mushroom fettuccini.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: White wine.
FAVORITE ITEM: A moon rock, presented to me by Buzz Aldrin himself. It's a long story.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: A certain general's videotaped 'pep' speech, reviewing it before it's sent out to the troops under his command. Words do not describe.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?: Putting out fires, then heading to Colorado Springs for an emergency meeting with General Hammond, and then hopefully a celebratory party.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Happy endings.
WINTER OR SUMMER?: Autumn. There's more than just the main seasons, you know.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes. I had training.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Monsters, of course.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: No.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Sometimes in cars. Never on planes.
HUGS OR KISSES?: A good hug is an underrated thing.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Vanilla toffee pecan.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Uh, bacon bits, I'm afraid.
FAVORITE NUMBER: Er... my local pizza delivery's phone number.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: If it's the red phone, one. If it's the ordinary phone, it depends how busy I am. Don't tell anyone, but sometimes I even screen calls.
THUNDERSTORMS – COOL OR SCARY?: Cool, but not to fly through.
LAST BOOK YOU READ: 'Lovely Bones'. It's okay – very over-hyped, though.
WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?: Aston Martin DB5. James Bond's car.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A picture of a beach in the Bahamas. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me through the day.
FAVORITE TV SHOW?: X-Files. So close it's scary.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE ALIVE, DEAD OR IMAGINARY, WHO WOULD IT BE?:
GUYS - WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: If I have to. I don't really like going around half-dressed unless strictly necessary.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: An SGC team leader. I hear on the grapevine that there may be a vacancy coming up soon.
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: Janet Frasier is a beautiful, intelligent woman, with an astonishingly warm heart for a doctor and a soldier.
WHO ON THE LIST IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL?: Sorry, I don't know everyone on the list, so I can't really say.
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