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Getting To Know You

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Rules, guys: Hit 'Reply to All' (that's the button with the two people and the purple swooshy arrow, Colonel O'Neill), put your answers in, hit 'Send' (the one with the little envelope, Colonel), and everyone else do the same. Okay?

- JF

-----Original Message-----
From: Cassie []
Sent: 22 November 2001 10:34
To: Dr Mom
Subject: Getting to Know You


NAME: Major Doctor Janet Frasier, MD.

SEX: Female.

HOME: Colorado Springs, with my daughter Cassie. And Jack the dog. Have I mentioned recently, Colonel O'Neill, how happy I am that you bought my daughter a dog without my permission?

HEIGHT: Oh, rub it in why don't you. Short people are statistically healthier and more likely to succeed in life, you know. 5'2", okay?

HAIR: Auburn.

EYES: Brown.

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?: I'm well, thank you.

WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: Green. Scrubs. I'm going to do rounds in a minute.

CAN YOU JUGGLE?: Only big things. Like my career and my home life.

FAVORITE SMELL: Antiseptic. What?

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Grease is the word!

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Breakfast. Toast, oj, and a banana.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IN 10 YEARS?: Still dealing with patients. I don't want to become one of those doctors who just swans in and consults.


BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Saving a patient.

WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT THIS MORNING?: I'm damn well gonna get Jack neutered, I don't care what Cassie says. That's Jack the dog, people, get your minds out of the gutter.


LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: Siler. He's having some trouble with his bandages.

WHAT YOU NOTICE FIRST ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Their complexion. It's a doctor thing.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FAIRGROUND RIDE?: Dodgems. I'm very good at them. They're designed for short people.

FAVORITE SNAPPLE: Snapple is full of sugar and additives and you shouldn't drink it. Have proper juice, or water.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Male beach volleyball. Oh, baby, yeah.

PEN OR PENCIL?: Biro. I don't worry about what I'm writing with.

WHAT YOU'RE NOT: Dependent.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Unfortunately, yes. It makes idiots of us all at some point.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Oh, been there, done that, got the divorce papers. Dream my sweet patooie. Nightmare is more like it.

TATTOOS – WHERE AND WHAT?: Probably the Rod of Asclepius – unoriginal, I know, but I don't actually want a tattoo. And Cassie is never, ever getting my permission.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Broccoli is good for you. Full of vitamins.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED TOYS?: Yes, but they all belong to Cassie, I swear. She just... neglects them. And then I feel guilty. And... ah hell.

CATS OR DOGS?: Cats. Colonel, please take note. I like *cats*.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No, it just gets in the way. I'd rather have some sort of transporter to get me straight from home to work, or wherever. Sam, you wanna make that your next project? And don't say it's impossible – I saw you working on that particle beam thingy for the Colonel. If he's worth doing the impossible for, isn't your best friend?

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: At work, shots of the best, worst, and weirdest of the SGC's injuries and illnesses. At home, some nice prints, photos of Cassie, things like that.

STAR SIGN: Scorpio.


FAVORITE FOOD: A nice, juicy steak. But I don't indulge too often.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Wine or vodka. Or a Sea Breeze, they're nice.

FAVORITE ITEM: An inscribed ear-and-eye torch, presented to me by SG-1.

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Lilo & Stitch. Cassie's choice, I swear! Having a daughter is the *best* excuse.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?: Spending time with Cassie.

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Happy endings. They make me cry in a good way. And I see enough blood and gore in my real life.

WINTER OR SUMMER?: Summer. Hello, Texan?

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Oh yes. I type like a maniac. All those years in med school, writing essays and theses... good training for the reports this place generates.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: My shoe drawer. I love my shoes.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: No. Doctors know how to hide the evidence.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Yes, and bad hayfever, too, but I have access to lots of lovely drugs for that sort of thing.

HUGS OR KISSES?: Whatever affection's on offer. I get more hugs than kisses these days.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Vanilla. But with praline swirled in.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Neither. Salad is healthier without.

FAVORITE NUMBER: Who has a favorite number? Oh, of course, Sam will. I guess I have to go with 98.2.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: If I want to get it before my daughter does, one.

THUNDERSTORMS – COOL OR SCARY?: A little scary. Me and Cassie protect each other.

LAST BOOK YOU READ: 'The Yellow Wallpaper & Other Stories' by Charlotte Perkins Gilmour.

WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?: A flying one. Sam, honey...?

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A picture Cassie drew of me, when she was younger. I got it printed onto a mouse mat.

FAVORITE TV SHOW?: ER. It's hilarious. And George Clooney is welcome to come practice in my infirmary any day.


GUYS - WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: One of the perks of being a doctor is that guys *always* have to give up their shirts for you. ;)

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: This one, but with more time and money.

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: Cassie, honey, thanks – I'm sure everyone will enjoy this. Now shouldn't you be getting on with some homework?

WHO ON THE LIST IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL?: Sam or Daniel, if they're involved in some project. They're also least likely to eat lunch, or remember to go home and sleep at the end of the day.



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