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Downtime came rarely but when it did, and they were at home, Kyle would jump on the opportunity to take Dan to an old theatre on a ritualistic date to see whatever stupid movie was being replayed that week as part of the monthly Film Club. They weren't exactly the dating kind, so what else would they do when going out together? Film Club at the old Pathe Theatre would satisfy Kyle's need to feel like a regular couple while also keeping his vampire suitably entertained for a long enough period of time that he didn't end up with him glued to his phone instead of actively engaging.
Ever since the Bloodline incident, Dan had been a little distant - and understandably so - but this ritual of sitting in the back of an old theatre, watching classic films while cuddled into old, plush velvet seats that squeaked if you moved a certain way would bring him back to his human... Even if it was only for the duration of Back To The Future or Jaws. It just made them feel normal, in a world and a relationship that just wasn't, and that was enough for Kyle. It would have been perfect if it wasn't for one rather irritable thing: the ghost that sat in the front row and shouted incessant running commentary or threw things around during the film every single week; and this week was certainly no different.
It would have been easy to ignore if Kyle had been a regular human and couldn't see or hear the ghost (for him, it would have been, at any rate, how Dan would react to the interruption was still up in the air), but being a feeder, a trained feeder, meant that he had the unfortunate ability to see and communicate with ghosts. Unfortunate in that the only pleasant spirit he had ever come across was Charlie's former love, Ed, who would often pop in and out of the flat to check on the pair whenever he could. Other ghosts, on the other hand weren't quite so pleasant. Wailers and poltergeists were especially vexing, but there was nothing anyone of the living persuasion could really do about them. This particular ghost was a product of the decade the film on the screen was originally premiered, wearing something that made Kyle think of pictures of his dad as a young man: the man was eternally glued to an outfit that was made up of a flammable windbreaker jacket in blue with giant, diagonally cut white and red stripes that met at the zip, a bright white t-shirt with The Specials on the front in poorly screen-printed black ink, a pair of tight, acid-wash 'cigarette' jeans with the cuffs rolled up at the ankles and a pair of beaten up boots in a deep shade of red that reminded Kyle of his own blood. The ghost was also stuck with the permanent accessory of his cassette playing Sony Walkman that the 80s ghost would sometimes lie down in the middle of the aisles and listen to, singing along loudly to whatever track was playing on his admittedly shitty mixtape through the bright orange headphones that clung to the gel in his hair whenever he became bored with the now predictable lines and scenes of the moving pictures on screen. A part of Kyle was kind of jealous of the young dead man until he would notice the large stain on the left side of his shirt and remembered why he was stuck in this beautiful old building: he had been murdered, and murdered ghosts were tied to the spot they'd died in. That fact always made Kyle incredibly sad but he daren't go near the guy and ask him to keep it down. The screening room was this ghost's house, after all. It was like asking a vampire not to feed in their own kitchen; sacrilege.

"You're telling me you built a TIME MACHINE! Out of a DELOREAN!!!" The line wasn't delivered very clearly by youthful Michael J Fox, oh no, it had been delivered by the ghost, the last word screeching and echoing around the old room like a tornado in a wine glass and that, apparently, was the straw that broke the vampire's back.
"Oi!" Dan yelled, hopping upright so he could try and get a glimpse of the ghost at the very front of the room. "Shut the fuck up!"
Immediately a rush of anxiety flushed into Kyle's cheeks and gave them a warmth he wasn't used to.
"Fuck you!" Came the ghost's reply, followed by a pair of middle fingers directed at the vampire.
"... Dan," Kyle began, really wishing Dan's temper hadn't gotten the better of him.
"No, Kyle, this sheet needs to fucking cool it." Snipped the vampire, briefly looking down at his human. "We get it, he's seen the film a million times. So have we, but that doesn't give us the right to ruin it for anyone else."
For Dan, it was the audacity of the ghost's overall attitude that had enraged him more than anything. Poor manners cost nothing, or so he had been taught as a child and this spirit's lack of them had finally grated on his very last nerve. The vampire was having none of this shit, not anymore. He was here to enjoy a classic with his lover and escape in an old favourite, not have to listen to a dead man ruin every single frame of it.
"I'll text Charlie... Ask him to see if he can get Ed to help us?" Kyle suggested, already pulling his phone out of his pocket.
"Good. We need someone who speaks Mad Ghost." Dan nodded, throwing a gesture toward the 80s Ghost.
Without warning, said ghost had appeared at the end of their row; wearing a big, sarcastic sort of grin as he leaned against an empty seat, making it slowly, and loudly, squeak.
"Why should I stay quiet when you two break the first rule of any public establishment every week?" He sniped, locking eyes with the steamed vampire.
Dan frowned and squared his shoulders defensively. "The fuck are you on about?"
"No Heavy Petting!" Smirked the ghost, tapping his nose a few times. "I know what you two do all the way up here in the nosebleeds."
"That's none of your business!" Retorted the vampire, while his human quietly tapped out a text message to their friend.
"Someone having hanky panky in what's essentially my bedroom makes it my business." The ghost calmly replied, pulling a face before trying to make eye contact with the feeder that was sinking further and further into his seat and staring deeply into the little box in his hands as he tried to deal with the embarrassment. "You okay there, sweetheart?" Added the ghost, and just to rub salt in the wound he made a playful, sarcastically tone kissing noise.
Kyle didn't reply; he was too busy praying that Ed would appear soon. Anything to take the rather bright spotlight away from his face.
"Back off, George Michael!" Swiped Dan, shuffling over until he was inches away from the spectre's nose.
"What're you gonna do, wham me?" Giggled the ghost. "As cute as you are, darlin', I think necrophilia is frowned upon."
"Get exorcised!" Spat the vampire.
"Get staked!" Mocked the ghost with a bright, gleeful grin plastered onto his pale, thin face. This was the most fun he'd had since... When? 1992? No, no, 1994 - and he was absolutely going to milk this interaction for every giggle he could get. Fuck this irate vampire and his overly shy blood bag.
"If you weren't already dead I'd-"
The overly familiar image of Ed interrupted his thought, standing directly between them.
"Oooh! Who called the ghostbusters?" Said the elder ghost, still grinning like a child.

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"Oh God, it's you!" Ed sighed the second he saw the other ghost, an expression of pure exhaustion wiping down his face.
Dan, took a step back and glared at both spectres. "You know this ghost?" He frowned some then looked over to Kyle who gave him a bewildered shrug in response.
"Yeah," nodded Ed, trying hard to not look disdained at the mere presence of the 80s ghost, "we've crossed paths a few times now."
"Other Ed!" Beamed Not-Marty-McFly when he'd finally realised who the other ghost was. "I haven't seen you in ages..." A frown. "You promised me you'd visit me!"
Ed scratched the back of his head and gave him an awkward smile. "I know... I'm sorry, I've been kind of... Y'know, tied up."
"With what?" Demanded the other ghost, frowning at him. "Your Liver?"
"... Kind of, yeah."
Kyle and Dan shared confused expressions.
"Liver?" Kyle was too curious to stay quiet any longer. Everyone knew that ghosts had their own slang but this particular term was lost on him. "Does he mean Charlie?"
Ed nodded a little then tapped his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "Livers are the people ghosts leave behind... Ed here doesn't have one because he was, well, killed, and his family has sort of moved on."
Dan blinked. "His name is Ed, too?"
"Ed Cares." The 80s projection's face immediately lit up. "And you two are... Friends with Other Ed?"
"God I wish you wouldn't call me that!" Whined Ed, giving 80s Ed a good, hard glare.
"I can't call you just Ed because that would be confusing!" Snipped the elder ghost.
"You could call me Eddy or something instead? I don't know!" Cried an exasperated millennial ghost.
80s Ed groaned like a grumpy teenager. "Fine, Eddy... Are you gonna introduce me or what?"
"The guy you were riling up is Dan and the guy who called for me is Kyle." Sighed the younger Ed, halfheartedly gesturing at the vampire and his feeder. "Bigger question is why the fuck are you riling Dan up in the first place?"
"Because he pissed me off and I thought it was fun?" Shrugged the dirty blond, making a face.
The curly haired ghost turned his attention to the vampire and gave him a tired, pleading look. "What happened?"
"Well, Kyle and I were trying to watch Back To The Future," Dan began, already getting himself into a mood again, "but this twat was screeching through it!"
Kyle sighed. "He was kind of... Just... Fucking around."
Ed sighed and gave 80s Ed a dirty look. "What did I tell you about this shit?"
"Not to do it or the council's gonna be up my arse about sentencing me to poltergeistism... Blah, blah, blah, whatever." Replied 80s Ed, rolling his eyes before deciding to fiddle with his Walkman instead of actually paying attention.
"This is serious, Ed!" Snapped the younger ghost, snatching the Walkman from his hands so hard, the headphone jack was violently disconnected. "I'm currently, unofficially, in charge of you and it won't just be your arse the council is gonna be up if they catch wind of your shitty behaviour."
"Give that back!" Shouted the other ghost, his enraged voice loudly echoing around the empty room.
"Not until you listen to me!" Ed told him, shoving the tape player into his overcoat's pocket.
"Give it back to me, Eddy, or I swear to God I will tear you apart!" Screamed the elder ghost again, his aura growing thicker and redder as his voice bounced around the theatre. The younger ghost barely reacted while the vampire backed up so far that he almost tripped over Kyle's legs, just about catching himself before he would end up flat onto his back. Kyle, meanwhile, found himself staring at the aura of the new Ed and wondering why that busted up Walkman meant so damn much to him. Was it something given to him by family before he died? Was the tape inside a mix made by someone he once cared about? Why would anyone get so damn het up about a cassette player that wasn't even a properly physical one anymore?
"Ed, no." The younger ghost told him calmly, refusing to show that he was scared. "Listen to me. This," a waved gesture of Ed's general presence, "is exactly why the Spirit Council is so far up your arse and why they'll want to get a Ouija Hearing done when they get wind of this. They already gave you a last chance about your bullshit, I guarantee you there won't be another one."
"I don't give a fuck about the council right now, Eddy! Or anyone else! I just want my fucking Walkman back!" Roared 80s Ed, his tone gradually becoming more of a desperate whimpering than an angry demand. "Give it back to me! Please! She left it at my plaque, you have to give it back, please!"
"She?" Kyle piped up, finding himself feeling sorry for the desperate ghost.
"My girlfriend... Ex girlfriend... Whatever!" Babbled 80s Ed, brandishing an open hand at the 'Other' Ed. "Just give it back to me!"
"... Ed, mate... Give it back to him." Kyle said quietly, slowly getting up and snaking his way around his vampire and the younger ghost to get to the almost poltergeist at the end of the row.
"He needs to understand I'm not fucking about!" Argued Ed, violently shaking his head.
"I know that, Ed, but just... Trust me, give it back to him." Kyle insisted, anxiously glancing between the two Eds until the younger of the two finally but begrudgingly returned the Walkman. "Thank you."
"Eddy please don't take this away from me again." Whimpered the elder ghost, forcing the headphone jack back into it's hole and putting the player back into his jacket pocket. "I can't lose that, ever, you understand me? Amber left it for me... It's all I have left of her. She moved away after she had the baby and I haven't seen either since and this stupid yellow box and the stupid old tape is all I have left of them. Just... Don't take it from me."
The younger Ed immediately felt shame and sank. His hindsight told him he could have handled the argument better... And, unlike his eyesight, hindsight was 20/20. He sighed and gave his only ghost acquaintance an apologetic look.
"I miss them both... More than you could ever understand, not until Charlie leaves." 80s Ed said quietly, slowly straightening himself up and sniffing, hard, to fight back at his tears. "My son doesn't even know who I am and my- Amber forgot me a long time ago, but with this tape I can just... I don't know, keep them close."
"Charlie won't be forgetting Ed." Dan said rather bluntly.
Kyle quickly glared at him then turn his attention back to Ed Cares. "What he means is, Charlie is a witch so he can see, uhm, Eddy."
"Oh... Then, yeah, Eddy won't ever know what it feels like to have people forget him." A deep breath as he swallowed down his sadness. "It hurts."
"I'm sorry." Mumbled the younger Ed. "I won't touch it again, alright?"
80s Ed nodded. "Thank you."
"Listen, why don't you come with me back to Charlie and Ralph's for a bit? Get rid of your cabin fever, yeah?" Suggested the speccy ghost, offering his peer an olive branch in the form of a weak but encouraging smile. "You can make some Liver friends... Have new people to remember you. I don't mind sharing."
The elder ghost frowned some. "... You sure?"
"Yeah. It'll be good for you to get out of this old place for a few hours, anyway, right? You don't wanna end up a wailer, do you?"
"... Alright, yeah... Cool... Uhm. I'll come with you... Will I see Kyle and Dan again?"
Kyle gave him a brighter version of Ed's smile. "Of course! Ed can show you our flat and you can come hang out with us whenever you're feeling cooped up."
Dan managed to swallow his pride and nodded when the ghost glanced over him for a reaction.
"See? We don't mind... Just, be mindful of Dan... He gets a bit, uhm..." Kyle frowned, trying to think of an appropriate word.
"Bitchy." Dan finished for him, managing a laugh, pulling one out of the new Ed too.
"Alright... Then, I'll see you at home, later?" Asked the ghost, looking between the two like an excitable puppy.
"Well, we were gonna go and see Ralph, Charlie and James afterwards so, uh, we'll see you there." Kyle told him.
"Cool... Uhm, sorry for annoying you... Like Eddy said, I get cabin fever in here sometimes... I get bored..."
Dan raised a hand to stop him babbling anymore. "I get it. Just go with Ed and we'll see you later, okay?"
"See you later, then." Nodded the ghost before turning his attention to his younger counterpart. "Show me the way, then."
"Alright." Replied Ed, giving the two Livers a nod each before leading his spiritual friend through the wall and disappeared.

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This home seemed... Different to what he was used to. For a moment, maybe two, he felt sort of afraid of what he was seeing. Most of the place looked fairly normal but there were parts of the flat that made him rather uncomfortable but he couldn't understand why that was. There was a box by the window that incessantly glowed a deep blue light from the middle of it, another cylindrical thing that also glowed blue when it was spoken to, several other boxes with several other lights he didn't understand and, quite frankly, didn't want to understand what they were for and a thing that looked like a television but he couldn't comprehend the lack of back end on it and a part of him had concluded that it couldn't be a television. 80s Ed frowned, thoroughly confused by the wizardry that just seemed to be normal to everyone else in the room then leaned over to Eddy, who had just finished explaining who the walking stereotype was to his Liver friends.
"Eddy...? Is that a screen from the USS Enterprise or something?" The boomer asked, his tone akin to a confused yet excited child.
Eddy blinked. "What?"
"That thing, over there... On the short sideboard. Is it a screen from the USS Enterprise?" Insisted Ed, pointing at the flat-screen television.
"It's a TV." Eddy replied, frowning at his elder.
"It is?" Ed's eyes widened. "Where's the back?"
"You mean the tubes?" Ralph cut in, leaning his head to one side to take a good look at this new Ed. "They don't need the tubes anymore."
"So... How does it work?" Ed frowned, apparently even more confused by this concept.
"I don't know... I don't build them, I just use them." Ralph told him, bluntly, shrugging some as he straightened up. "Anything else you want to know about?"
"... What most of these glowy boxes are." Ed told him sheepishly, prompting three separate amused snorts from three parts of the room. One from James, one from Charlie and one from Eddy, each one a millisecond apart - a noise that rubbed the boomer ghost's fur the wrong way and forced a parental sigh of frustration from Ralph.
"Hey, if you were stuck in a building for thirty-odd years you wouldn't know what they were either... Leave him alone." He snapped, getting out of his seat and approaching 80s Ed. "Which boxes are you on about, mate?"
"Well uhm, that one by the window, those underneath the television, the tube on the table and the one in the small guy's hands." Ed explained, still embarrassed by his lack of technological knowledge. "And why the fuck are there so many of them?"
"Ah, well, uhm, they all do different things." Ralph replied, trying to offer an encouraging sort of smile. "The box by the window is the internet... I assume you know about that?"
"Oh the thing that uses the landline in films?" This response garnered another snort from the werewolf.
"Yeah, we've kind of evolved from that in the time James has been alive." Ralph explained, giving James a low-key punch to the gut of his own. "The tube is called Alexa and you ask it things and it tells you or it does it for you... Watch; Alexa?" The top of the tube lit up. "Play Ghost Town by The Specials."
"Okay, now playing Ghost Town by The Specials." Replied the tube before doing exactly that, the familiar song wafting into the air like a familiar smell.
"Oh wow! That's wicked!" Cried Ed, running over to it and dropping to his knees. "Will it listen to me?"
"Uhm... No." Eddy told him. "For some reason it only listens to the living. All the other ones listen to us though."
"There's other ones?" Ed's eyes lit up and a wide, excitable grin stretched across his face. "I like the future."
"... The present." James reminded him.
"Hey, furball, to me this is the future!" Ed snapped at him.
"Okay, boomer." Replied the werewolf sarcastically, rolling his eyes and returning his attention to his little black box. Now this device is what confused 80s Ed the most because, according to Eddy, this was a 'smart' phone. Why it was called that, he didn't know... Nor was it really explained to him and he hesitated to ask about the reasoning a second time. Instead, he decided to watch what the young werewolf was doing with it. He watched him go through something called Twitter and lots of writing and pictures as James pushed the screen upward, revealing more of the same thing along with the occasional video of something only vaguely amusing that, for some reason, James and Charlie seemed to find unrelentingly funny.
"Did you write all of that?" He asked, tilting his head at the screen.
"No, I didn't..." James sighed, trying hard not to roll his eyes again in case Ralph gave him another ripping. "These are other people making posts, talking about stuff in their lives or stuff they like... Or don't like, depending which of their accounts you're looking at. Sometimes the posts are funny, sometimes they're serious... Sometimes it's promotional stuff for like TV shows or films or whatever. In 2015, there were a lot of jokes called uh, memes, about Back To The Future."
"Because Marty went there to stop his son from getting beaten up by Biff's grandson, right? And the hoverboard?" A loud gasp erupted from the ghost. "Wait! Are the hoverboards real?"
James' eyes widened at the pure sincerity of the ghost's question. "Uh... Not quite in the way you think. Hold on." Within a few moments, he had suddenly brought up a picture of someone stood on a two-wheeled, light-up board and enhanced the picture so that Ed could see the actual board properly. "That, is a hoverboard."
Ed frowned. "It doesn't even float!" He whined, clearly very disappointed by this aspect of 'the future'.
"I know... And yes the trainers exist but there's only like five pairs and they're worth like half a million each or something like that." James continued, much to Eddy's apparent amusement.
"Half a million what?" Asked the elder ghost, fully enthralled by this information.
"... Pounds?" Frowned James.
"Ah, I thought you were gonna say dollars is all... Y'know since Nike is American and everything." Ed explained. He wasn't that stupid, then. Just old and stuck in a point in time the werewolf could never remember.
"Oh right, yeah." James nodded. Boomer Ed was simultaneously hilarious and sad and a part of James wanted to take back his sarcastic comment from earlier.
"... Anyways." Eddy's voice interrupted the lesson and Ed's head snapped up in response. "There's a few more important things we want to talk to you about."
Ed straightened up. "Like what?"
"Your behaviour lately?" The younger Ed replied, gesturing at the entirety of his peer.
"Oh," was the only response, followed by three beats' worth of a pause and: "... Right, that."

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The flat became a little overcrowded when Dan and Kyle had finally arrived, followed by two other people. One Ed vaguely recognised as being a demon who visited his cinema every few weeks, the other, a complete stranger. Something about her screamed witch, but he could never be sure with witches. They always had this thing about them that made him uneasy, even if they were nice like Charlie. Maybe it was the fact that they had weird pets? This witch had two, by the looks of it. A small pale green dragon that was hovering behind her and a giant, bright blue tarantula that rested a little too comfortably on her shoulder. Didn't witches usually only have one pet... Familiar? Why did this one have two and why was one of them a giant ass tarantula?
"Guys you remember Emma and Rich, right?" Kyle interrupted his thought process. A quiet murmuring of agreement before the feeder sucked his teeth when he realised that new Ed hadn't met either of them. "That isn't Marty McFly, that's our new, uh, friend... Ed."
"... Uh, hello." Said the ghost, throwing up a hand in an awkward sort of wave. "I know Rich... Sort of. He comes to my cinema for one of the clubs."
"Oh right, yeah, you're the poltergeist from theatre two, aren't you?" Replied the demon, making a face.
"I'm not a poltergeist!" Snapped Ed.
"Not yet." Corrected Other Ed.
"I'm not one at all!" Snapped the elder ghost again.
"Yet... That's why Emma and Rich are here. Charlie needs some help with the ritual so we can talk to a Councillor." Elaborated the younger ghost.
"And when exactly were you going to tell me that?" Blunted 80s Ed.
"Well, uhm, Charlie texted Emma while I was talking to him about your situation while James and Ralph were showing you how the playstation worked." Sighed Modern Ed, scratching at the back of his neck rather anxiously. "We need to do something or they'll just summon us and make you one anyways... Think of it as like, a hearing, kind of."
As frustrated as he was by the accusation and the plans made behind his back, Ed had to admit that his younger spectral friend did have a point. He was getting worse the longer he was in his cinema and he was beginning to become aware and, frankly, quite afraid of what was happening to him. The problem was the fact that without knowing who killed him, Ed didn't really have much choice but return to the cinema at the end of the day. That was his safe place, his home... His only place. He had tried going to a warehouse before but he couldn't last more than hour because some teenagers had thrown a rave in there and ruined his peace and he knew he couldn't stay here, in Other Ed's place. It wasn't right to tread into another ghost's haunt and invade it, after all. Even if had been invited.
Eventually he let out a harsh sigh. "Fine," he said quietly, "but it doesn't leave this room and whatever the Councillor tells us to do, we do it My way."
"Agreed." Nodded the millennial.
"Right then!" A clapping noise from Emma's corner. "Shall we, boys?"

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A little anxious, the boomer ghost's automatic response to the idea of coming face to face with a member of the Council again was to flee and he had tried while the witch and her demon friend set up a circle and pulled out the Ouija board while Charlie disappeared to find the matching planchette. Unfortunately his attempt to Rent-A-Ghost back to the cinema was foiled by the big dog in the room. Glitching was not a fun thing to experience and especially after three, excruciatingly painful electrocution-like moments. He supposed that it was probably what it felt like to be exterminated by a Dalek and by God he wasn't about to try escaping again... Was this why Eddy made him come here? To a place with a werewolf? So he couldn't escape? Oh god. This was a form of an intervention! The little shits, all of them! God if only he was an actual poltergeist, he could wreak havoc and have his (rather petty) revenge on these youths.
From his perch on the sofa's armrest, he frowned and watched as Charlie returned with his object and helped the other two finish the circle that was made up of UV tape, a lone pillar candle that was an odd shade of lilac and the Ouija set in the middle of the floor. The others, the vampires, the werewolf, the feeder and Eddy took to their stations at various points of the circle as and when the dragon and his arachnid friend indicated they had to. The spider, Ed noted, in a more aggressive fashion, the dragon acting more like a small, excitable, scaly kind of dog as they interacted with the humans. He, meanwhile, huffed and folded his arms tightly against his chest waiting for someone to eventually tell him to come to the circle too. Not that he wanted to. No, he just wanted to go home now. Go home, calm down, maybe avoid Eddy for a few weeks... Then again, this was meant to help him. At least that was the idea. The "plan", as it were. Perhaps he should swallow his pride and let them? Yeah, it was probably easier not to fight them anymore. They already had a werewolf negating his ability to teleport, after all, so Lord only knew what the demon could do to him. Eventually, he saw a flash of blue at his feet followed by a loud, angry squeaking noise.
"The fuck?" He blinked then snapped his eyes to the floor. The spider. "Go away."
"Hermes, I told you to be nice!" Snapped the spider's owner, bending down to gather up the spider and placing it back on her shoulder. "Ed, is it?" He nodded. "He's trying to ask you to come and join us in the circle... Preferably next to uhm, Ed, or in the middle with the set, since you're the reason for our call and all." An oddly forced polite smile that made the ghost grimace right back at her.
"Alright." He said, pushing himself upright and slowly stepping over to the open space beside Eddy at the top of the circle.
"So, boys, are we ready to play telephone operators?" A more sincere smile from Emma now, followed by a giggle, as she addressed her peers.
"We're all set up. Who's doing what?" Replied Rich, crouched beside the ancient, splintering yet beautifully painted board.
"Since Charlie is the least experienced, he can be on board duty." Emma told him, causing a quiet muttering between Dan and Ralph, something the witch completely ignored. "I'll do the spell and you can be the typist."
"Cool." Nodded the demon, swapping sides with Charlie before properly getting onto his knees and placing the planchette onto the board while Charlie put a hand either side of the painted wooden plank and nodded to indicate that he and Rich were now ready.
Then came the uncomfortable bit. At least, it was for eldest member of the group at any rate. He, personally, had never witnessed a witchcraft ritual before. In fact, he had never experienced magic before so this entire situation felt uncomfortable to him. The last time he and Eddy spoke to the Council, the Council had been the ones to summon them and bring them to Limbo for the original hearing where Eddy was named his babysitter in an official capacity, so this? A ritual? Weird colourful mist stuff? This was weird and incredibly uncomfortable for him. It gave the elder ghost a feeling of deep anxiety, something he hadn't felt in quite a long time. Not since...? The thought left him before it had even properly arrived. Something happened that had distracted him anyway.
Emma had clicked her fingers and caused a small mass of pale pink and grass green misty-liquid to form around the tip of her forefinger. The magic fascinated the boomer ghost. It reminded him, somewhat, of a lava lamp. Yes, that was it! The inside of a lava lamp without the surrounding metal structure and the useless little light-bulb at the bottom. Curious, he watched as the witch used her magic to light the pillar candle before shaking her hand effectively extinguishing the mist before she picked up the candle and made her way to the end of the circle that was directly opposite him. When they made eye contact, she offered him a twitch of a smile, which he returned and then she composed herself and took a deep breath.
"To solidify the circle will those surrounding it who are living please take each other's hands." She said, her voice now a calmed sense of authority. Without a word, Dan, Ralph, Kyle and James grasped at each other's hands while the ghosts awkwardly exchanged glances and the two men at the centre of the circle took a moment to prepare themselves for the next step. Rich made a triangle shape with his hands, his forefingers coming together at the wider end of the planchette and closed his eyes while Charlie's hands now emitted a darker magic before creating a blue, purple and black spotted dome around the board on the floor before looking up to the Covener at the head of the circle for his next cue. Hermes, Ed noticed, was slowly moving it's fangs and twitched it's pedipalps with a weird air of quiet excitement. Like it was eager to watch what happened next. Meanwhile, the dragon had decided to curl up on the sofa and take this time to have a snooze. In the almost perfect silence, Ed swore he could hear it snore but he daren't ask anyone else if they could; not even Eddy, who was focused upon watching the demon with cautious eyes.
Then Emma interrupted his thoughts again.
"We here in the circle ask that we are protected, our subjects are protected and our objects are protected." She stated, beginning to slowly move clockwise around the inside of the ritualistic circle, tightly gripping the candle with both hands as if she was afraid she drop it. "We ask the board at the centre to reach out through the void and make contact with the Council of Spirits on our behalf so that we may find Arlen and ask him for his advice."
Then Rich spoke up, his low voice oddly hypnotic. "We offer the planchette to Arlen so that he may accept or decline our call."
"If he accepts, we welcome him to join us within the circle, if he declines we will ask another member of the Council of Spirits for their help." Charlie chimed in, his voice somewhat shakier than the other two which signified that this was probably his first ever proper ritual. By that point, Emma had made her way to Eddy and stopped in order to make a cross about his person with the candle in her hands.
"Ed Wetenhall, who passed over by way of a vehicle accident in 2016, joins our circle to ask his peer for advice." She hummed, before coming face to face with the elder ghost and repeating the cross. "Ed..."
"Cares." He finished for her.
"Ed Cares, who whose life was taken in-"
"1985." He finished for her a second time.
Emma swallowed her vexed bile and continued calmly. "Ed Cares, whose life was taken in 1985, also joins our circle to ask his peer for advice."
"Ed Cares is also the subject of our call and Arlen is the last Councillor to have spoken to him." Rich added, opening his eyes to focus all of his energy on the wooden triangle that currently laid still on the board.
At that, Emma turned her back on the boomer ghost, causing him to frown, confused by the suddenty of her movements. She hummed four notes then placed the candle onto the floor before she went to sit beside Rich and placed a hand on top of his causing an odd coloured mist to appear around them. Now that her magic had combined with Charlie's larger dome and made the demon's visible, the combined colours had created a micro spotted sunset. Now that was, indeed, a fascinating thing. It was like the beauty of a sunset but shrunken and displayed right here in the centre of this London flat. It was enough to make both ghosts and Kyle to gasp, quietly at the sight. The vampires, meanwhile, seemed quietly impressed while the lone werewolf cocked his head curiously at it. Witches, Ed decided in that moment, were truly the most impressive supernatural beings.
"It's moving!" Dan's voice cut through the awed silence, forcing everyone in the outer circle to refocus on the planchette which was, slowly, twitching toward the top of the board where the words YES and NO had been delicately yet colourfully hand-painted into the walnut wood until it eventually settled on the word yes.
"Thank you, Arlen, for accepting our call," Rich said to the open air, "and thank you for agreeing to join us."
"You're welcome." Said an overly familiar, deep Irish voice from behind 80s Ed, making him jump.
As soon as it was noticed that Arlen had arrived, the three magic-wielders took their hands away from the Ouija set making the micro sunset disappear into the thin air.

"Why am I unsurprised by the fact that this discussion involves Mr Cares?" Sighed the newest ghost in the room, deciding to drop himself dramatically onto the armchair in the corner of the room. "What did he do, this time, Mr Wetenhall?"
The younger Ed cleared his throat, tapped at the front of his glasses then faced his elder. "Well, uhm, it's not so much what he's done..."
"His attitude can't be helping, though can it?" Replied Arlen, glaring intensely at 80s Ed when they finally made eye contact, making the boomer ghost feel as if he were a schoolboy.
"Well, uhm, no..." Agreed Ed the younger. "But that's why we called you. We need to help him so that he doesn't end up, well, you know-"
"A Wailer? A Poltergeist?" Arlen finished for him. "That wouldn't be very good for anyone."
Ed the elder cleared his throat. "I, uhm, I need some help."
"Seems fair enough." Agreed the Councillor. "Now then, how shall we help you to avoid a Hearing, eh?"
"I, uhm, I don't know." Shrugged the 80s ghost, trying hard not to show his fear.
"Mr Wetenhall?" Arlen moved to the millennial ghost for some form of answer.
"I think we need to find his murderer so that he can move on and life his afterlife with some sense of peace?" Replied the youngest ghost.
"And what about your friends? What do they think?" Asked the eldest, his golden eyes scanning the other figures in the room. "Do you agree with Mr Wetenhall's suggestion?"
"We do, yes." Nodded Ralph, the apparent spokesperson for the livers.
Arlen took a deep breath and went silent for a few moments as he thought over the idea.
"Fine." He said after a painful amount of time. "You, all of you, have a month to find out who murdered Mr Cares and Free him or the Council will make him a Poltergeist."
"Alright." Nodded the youngest ghost, extended his hand out to Arlen. "Agreed."
"If you Fail, I will rebind you to your liver until his death." Arlen told him, taking and shaking his hand.
"Oh." Gulped the youngest ghost, before a slow-burning flash of light solidified their deal and Arlen, with a loud click, disappeared.
"Shit." Spat Cares.
"Guess we all have to play detective for this idiot, now?" Muttered James, breaking the circle so he could take Arlen's place on the armchair with a loud, frustrated huff.
"With the Eds being in charge." Rich told him.
"Dead Eds Detective Agency, solvers of supernatural mysteries and cold cases, James speaking, how can I help?" Mocked the wolf, holding a hand to his ear.

Chapter Text

The 'Detective Agency's' first stop was back at the scene of the crime; the Apollo Cinema, which was currently Ed's home. Not by choice, of course, he would have preferred to have been in his old flat. A poky, dingy little thing in the remnants of the old slums on the Isle Of Dogs that was full to the brim of everything he and Amber had owned. The only thing he could really remember about being inside it was within a hazy memory brought on by the song Frankie on his mixtape; he and Amber dancing around the bright orange kitchenette, laughing and smiling about stupid things. That was all that ever came back to him when he listened to the song, everything else was blurry and poorly remembered, if he remembered anything else at all. Meanwhile the cinema was his daily routine now. Every day was the same shit but a different film. Same shit, different people. Occasionally the odd night time visitor in the form of paranormal investigators trying to contact the only other two ghosts in the building; a young man from 1927 who had died in a fire in the projection room and a crotchety old woman who had died back when the cinema was a regular stage theatre in the 1890s... She annoyed Ed immensely because all she did was sing dumb music hall songs about some fishmonger who lost his eels or some such nonsense. The man, meanwhile, kept to himself and mostly bothered the staff in the foyer or the old geezer who worked the projection room now, usually berating him and throwing the poor guy's lunch at the door in protest.
Luckily, both of Ed's roommates had disappeared when he and his new gang arrived back at the cinema and he found himself breathing a sigh of relief when they all gathered in the foyer. It was quiet and dark because the staff had all left and the witches had used their magic to unlock the doors and shut off the alarm to make sure that they wouldn't be disturbed as they split up and looked for Scooby Doos. He was grouped with Rich and Emma in the screening room, wandering around the large, ornately decorated room while Charlie, James and Ralph took the upper balcony, Dan, Kyle and Eddy took the back rooms and Will and Woody had been allocated for basement duty.
"So, is there anything you remember about the night you died?" Rich's question cut through the eerie silence in the room.
"Not really." Confessed the ghost, hopping onto the stage platform and plonking himself down in front of a weighted stage curtain by the steps. "All I remember is being here."
"So just that you were in this building?" Rich frowned, a little disappointed that the ghost couldn't remember anything else about his origins.
Ed nodded. "That's about it, yeah."
"Show me your side." Commanded the demon, an order the ghost hesitated to obey. He hated the gaping hole in his left side that ruined his Specials shirt and reminded him that he had, in fact, lost a fight with someone to end up on this plain of existence. He was growing to dislike the demon too as he calmly approached and scrutinised the wound for what felt like forever.
"Emma, do you think it'd be an idea to force the memories back?" Rich queried, ignoring Ed's obvious glowering, turning to the witch.
"I mean, it's either that or we go to his plaque at the cemetery and make him put his hand on it." She replied, taking a seat in the front row. "They'll both be as bad as each other but right now? I think they're the only options we have unless one of the others find something interesting."
"Something I doubt since Ed's been dead since 1985... Anything that could be interesting would have either been thrown out or sold." Rich sighed, returning his attention to the ghost, who was still wearing an angry little face. He did not appreciate being talked about as if he wasn't in the room - even if he'd become used to it by now.
"Just do what you're going to do before I ditch you freaks for my hidey hole." He snipped.
"Alright, just... It might hurt a bit so bare that in mind, okay?" An expression Ed recognised as vague concern came over the demon's face and it gave him an instinctive urge to Rent-A-Ghost away immediately; only to be foiled by the memory that doing such a thing would hurt too given the status of these two magical beings.
"Fine but be fucking quick about it, Beelzebub." Ed told the demon, holding his jacket open for him.
Opting to ignore the insult that had been hastily thrown at him, Rich took a deep breath and hovered a hand over Ed's wound. He muttered some words the ghost assumed was Latin (it wasn't, it was much older) and then, suddenly, out of nowhere, came the searing pain. A pain like nothing he had ever felt before and consumed his entire spectral being. Ed screamed and started writhing in response, screwing his eyes shut and trying - but failing - to move away from the demon's hand. It was as if he had been pinned to the spot and was being cruelly tortured by Hell's best agent.
"LET ME GO! STOP!" He screamed, his voice bouncing across the room. "MAKE IT STOP! STOP IT! PLEASE, GOD, FUCKING STOP!"
"I can't stop or it won't work!" Snapped the demon.
"FUCK YOU!" Ed spat at him, trying to kick at Rich now, his legs flailing about like the limbs of an inflatable tube man. "LET ME THE FUCK - AH! - GO!"
This was much worse than anything else he had ever encountered. Neither glitching nor spirit boxes hurt this much - and what was worse, he was now getting a flash of memories from his life being streamed straight into his head at such a speed it made him feel sick. Everything from his birth to his death was being forced into his mind and it made the pain so much worse. So much worse, in fact, that he didn't notice when Rich finally did let go and let Ed flop onto his side, glitching and twitching on the polished stage floor like a terribly rendered hologram.
"Give him a minute." Rich told the witch when she ran to Ed's side.
"I've never seen a ghost react so badly to a Forced Remembrance before." She said, her tone worried and at the brink of tears. "He was in so much pain."
"He'll be okay, trust me." Rich replied, pulling her back some. "Just give him a minute."

Eventually, Ed had stopped glitching and groaned.
"Ed!" Cried Emma, relieved that Rich had been right after all. "Are you okay?"
"Ian." Said the ghost quietly, slowly forcing himself upright.
The witch blinked at him, confused by the response. "What?"
"My name... It's Ian." Said the ghost, rubbing at the back of his head. "Ian Dudfield."
"Your name isn't Ed Cares?" Rich was also confused by the statement.
"No... Well, uhm, Edward is my middle name so... Ed is sort of my name." He frowned before glancing over the other two. "Ed Cares was a name I used for a band I was in."
"And it was the only name you remembered?" Rich offered as a theory, one he got a nod in response to.
"Do you remember anything else?" Emma asked him, carefully climbing up onto the stage and sitting beside the ghost.
"Everything." Ian told her. "My whole life."
"How you died?" Whispered the witch.
"Everything." Ian repeated, nodding some. "I was stabbed... Here... Well, not here, outside. By the bins in the alley round the back."
"Do you know who stabbed you?" Asked the demon as he texted the others to meet them outside.
"Steve." Came the monotone response. "Steven Davies... He was in a skinhead gang and he hated me. To be fair, I hated him too... And we were out there because I rescued some poor girl from being hurt by him."
"What was her name? Maybe we can track her down?" Emma suggested.
"I don't know. I didn't really stop to ask her that after I told her to run from Steve." Ian chipped, putting his head into his hands. "Everything happened so fast. I don't remember much of anything else after that... I think that when I finally went Lights Out that's when everything stopped recording."
"We do have his name, though, and we can look him up." Rich said, putting his phone away. "See if he's still around and if he's alive."
"I mean, even if he isn't, we can still get justice for E-Ian." Emma reminded her friend. "The Spirit Council doesn't take too kindly to murderers."
"True." Agreed the demon. "Right, let's go meet the others outside so we can see if you remember anything else."
"I mean, I just told you that I don't." Ian said, rather sternly, pushing himself off the stage. "But there is a way of uhm... Linking me to my body, right?"
Rich frowned and took a minute to consider the question. "Yeah, there is." He said eventually. "If we get you to your plaque and you touch it, your Line will connect your soul to your body."
"Right then, the next stop is the cemetery on the Isle Of Dogs." Ian told him heading for the heavy double doors at the other end of the room.