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disrespecting the janitors closet

Summary:

maribug: want to stop by mine for a coffee and breakfast before school?
i know you were up way too late last night

kitkat: what did i do to deserve this wonderful treatment
i am merely a humble servant to her dearest majesty the Lady

maribug: get your butt over here before i drop a cube of camembert into the coffee cup

kitkat: OH GOD PLEASE NO
IM ON MY WAY

Notes:

this might not make sense if you havent read the first one but like... im not your dad i cant make you read it so have fun doing whatever, sport

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Wednesday 17:54 PM

 

kitkat: okay its been like

a week since the reveal

are we ever going to sit down and talk about it

 

ladybug: adrien we made out in the janitors closet during lunch period

 

kitkat: oh

so like

are we an item

 

ladybug: i am going to kill you

 

kitkat: = ( ʘ̥ꀾʘ̥)= pls no

 

ladybug: im pretty sure we're dating at this point

 

kitkat: sweet okay

give me a minute



Wednesday 18:03 PM

 

kitkat: hes still freaking out - plagg

 

ladybug: marinette never stopped - tikki

 


 

Thursday 1:01 AM

 

ladybug’s nickname has been changed to maribug

 

kitkat: i bestow upon you your real name

 

maribug: its truly an honour

but shouldnt you be going to sleep

we have a test tomorrow

 

kitkat: akuma an hour ago got me wide awake

wait we have a what tomorrow

oh shit

 

maribug: okay same tbh my eyes wont close

do you need me to send you emergency study notes

 

kitkat: please for the love of god

 

maribug: check your email in about five minutes

 

kitkat: i am forever in your debt ि०॰०ॢी

 

maribug: calm down there kitty

 


 

Thursday 7:21 AM

 

maribug: want to stop by mine for a coffee and breakfast before school?

i know you were up way too late last night

 

kitkat: what did i do to deserve this wonderful treatment

i am merely a humble servant to her dearest majesty the Lady

 

maribug: get your butt over here before i drop a cube of camembert into the coffee cup

 

kitkat: OH GOD PLEASE NO

IM ON MY WAY

 


 

Thursday 12:35 PM

 

maribug: how can they not hear tikki and plagg in my bag

theyre talking way too loudly

 

kitkat: its

kind of funny

but nino has his lovesick eyes on so hes tuned out anything that isnt alya

 

maribug: and alya is talking about ladybug

 

kitkat: nino be like “this is my girlfriend alya and this is her girlfriend ladybug”

 

maribug: oh my god

it really sounds like that huh

 

kitkat: IT REALLY DOES

i dont even think they’ve realized we’re on our phones

 

maribug: we could probably discuss patrolling tonight and they wouldnt even blink

 

kitkat: fair

i dont feel like finding out though

 

maribug: neither do i

wanna go make out in the janitors closet again

 

kitkat: YES

 


 

Thursday 13:04 PM

 

maribug: i have never seen alya look so mad

 

kitkat: wait why is she mad

 

maribug: chaton my lips are nearly bruised

 

kitkat: djfksgghsf

its a good look on you >:3c

 

maribug: SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE

 

kitkat: nah

i think you did a pretty good job of keeping it open earlier

 

maribug: d i s g u h s t a n g

she keeps asking me what happened

 

kitkat: “cat got my tongue”

 

maribug: every day i realize just how low my standards are

 

kitkat: wack

maribug: wack

 

kitkat: i’ll have you know that i am the finest boyfriend in all of paris!!!

 

maribug: just paris?

 

kitkat: andrew garfield exists

 

maribug: okay you know what

valid

i cant believe youd leave me for spiderman though

 

kitkat: your loss his gain

 

maribug: WOW

 

kitkat: im joking!!!

i’d never leave you bugaboo (≈ㅇᆽㅇ≈)♡

 

maribug: DAMN STRAIGHT

 


 

Thursday 21:00 PM

 

maribug: time for patrol chaton

 

kitkat: might be a minute late

i ran out of cheese and plagg is refusing anything else

so now i have to raid the kitchen without getting caught

 

maribug: when you run out of expensive cheeses #justrichkidproblems

 

kitkat: it truly is the worst part of my day

but only because plagg is a PEST

 

maribug: cant relate

tikki is a saint

would die for her

 

kitkat: i refuse to tell plagg how i feel about him because then he’ll tease me for the rest of time

we have a love hate relationship

its great

 

maribug: find any cheese yet?

 

kitkat: yup!!! out the window now

maribug: dont text and window hop

its as bad as window hopping under the influence

 

kitkat: im sixteen what would i be under the influence of??

the closest to a buzz or high i can get is eating at your bakery

 

maribug: correct.

 


 

Friday 00:43 AM

 

kitkat: nino texted me while we were out

said to watch out for alya at school in the morning

 

maribug: would it have anything to do with how annoyed she was that i wouldnt tell her what happened at lunch

 

kitkat: it may or may not have everything to do with that

 

maribug: rip me i guess

 

kitkat: rest in peace marinette

she was a baker girl

she said see you later girl

 

maribug: blocked

i wanna see how long it takes her to figure it out

but i also value our friendship

 

kitkat: we could just walk in holding hands or something

 

maribug: yes good idea give me a minute

 

kitkat: ??? mari ????

 

maribug: sorry i had to cry for a second

yes i would like to hold hands with you tomorrow

 

kitkat: hgbhjgn,dms that is the cutest thing you’ve ever said

 

maribug: SHUT UP

I STILL HAVENT FULLY PROCESSED THE SITUATION THAT IS THE PAST WEEK OKAY

I TOLD YOU IVE HAD A MASSIVE CRUSH ON YOU SINCE I MET YOU

 

kitkat: but you seem to be handling it really well!!!!

 

maribug: ADRIEN I AM ON CLOUD NINE

IM STILL PICTURING US ADOPTING LIKE 60 HAMSTERS TOGETHER

 

kitkat: mari ily but thats like… 57 too many

mari? 

mari i see you reading these

oH SHIT IM SORRY

 

maribug: I’LL KILL YOU

DONT TEST ME AGRESTE

ILY TOO BUT SHUT UP

 

kitkat: oh thank god i thought i had crossed like

the biggest line imaginable

 

maribug: go to sleep so we can walk to school holding hands in the morning

 

kitkat: roger that!

goodnight bugaboo (๑´ﻌ`๑)

 

maribug: goodnight minou  ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

 


 

Friday 9:03 AM

 

maribug: HER FACE

 

kitkat: was PRICELESS!!!!!

 

maribug: she looked like she had steam coming out of her ears!

but like… good steam! excitement not anger

 

kitkat: it was so on brand for her tbh

maribug: nino just looked pleased

 

kitkat: yeah apparently they had a bet going on and nino just won $50

 

maribug: THEY BET ON US?

 

kitkat: ikr

what the heck kinda friends are they

 

maribug: good ones unfortunately

 

kitkat: unfortunately

 

maribug: unfortunately

 

kitkat: unfortunately

 

maribug: do you have to do anything tonight?

like

work schedule wise

 

kitkat: what for ;3

you trying to ask meowt? ;3

 

maribug: adrien agreste.

 

kitkat: meowch… full name…

but no im wonderfully free!

 

maribug: how about tomorrow?

 

kitkat: i think i have a shoot in the evening then but otherwise im free most of the day

 

maribug: want to stay over at mine tonight and then hang out tomorrow?

as like

normal people? and not chat noir and ladybug?

 

kitkat: !!!!! MARI I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE

wait

will your parents be okay with me sleeping over?

 

maribug: … what they don’t know won’t hurt them?

 

kitkat: … marinette dupain-cheng i never knew you had a rebellious side ;3c

 

maribug: listen i couldve had this a week ago if i hadntve spent that time freaking out

i need to make up for lost opportunities

 

kitkat: im not complaining

but also can we make out in the janitors closet again at lunch

 

maribug: i’d be offended if we didnt

 

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