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Wednesday 17:54 PM
kitkat: okay its been like
a week since the reveal
are we ever going to sit down and talk about it
ladybug: adrien we made out in the janitors closet during lunch period
kitkat: oh
so like
are we an item
ladybug: i am going to kill you
kitkat: = ( ʘ̥ꀾʘ̥)= pls no
ladybug: im pretty sure we're dating at this point
kitkat: sweet okay
give me a minute
Wednesday 18:03 PM
kitkat: hes still freaking out - plagg
ladybug: marinette never stopped - tikki
Thursday 1:01 AM
ladybug’s nickname has been changed to maribug
kitkat: i bestow upon you your real name
maribug: its truly an honour
but shouldnt you be going to sleep
we have a test tomorrow
kitkat: akuma an hour ago got me wide awake
wait we have a what tomorrow
oh shit
maribug: okay same tbh my eyes wont close
do you need me to send you emergency study notes
kitkat: please for the love of god
maribug: check your email in about five minutes
kitkat: i am forever in your debt ि०॰०ॢी
maribug: calm down there kitty
Thursday 7:21 AM
maribug: want to stop by mine for a coffee and breakfast before school?
i know you were up way too late last night
kitkat: what did i do to deserve this wonderful treatment
i am merely a humble servant to her dearest majesty the Lady
maribug: get your butt over here before i drop a cube of camembert into the coffee cup
kitkat: OH GOD PLEASE NO
IM ON MY WAY
Thursday 12:35 PM
maribug: how can they not hear tikki and plagg in my bag
theyre talking way too loudly
kitkat: its
kind of funny
but nino has his lovesick eyes on so hes tuned out anything that isnt alya
maribug: and alya is talking about ladybug
kitkat: nino be like “this is my girlfriend alya and this is her girlfriend ladybug”
maribug: oh my god
it really sounds like that huh
kitkat: IT REALLY DOES
i dont even think they’ve realized we’re on our phones
maribug: we could probably discuss patrolling tonight and they wouldnt even blink
kitkat: fair
i dont feel like finding out though
maribug: neither do i
wanna go make out in the janitors closet again
kitkat: YES
Thursday 13:04 PM
maribug: i have never seen alya look so mad
kitkat: wait why is she mad
maribug: chaton my lips are nearly bruised
kitkat: djfksgghsf
its a good look on you >:3c
maribug: SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE
kitkat: nah
i think you did a pretty good job of keeping it open earlier
maribug: d i s g u h s t a n g
she keeps asking me what happened
kitkat: “cat got my tongue”
maribug: every day i realize just how low my standards are
kitkat:
wack
maribug: wack
kitkat: i’ll have you know that i am the finest boyfriend in all of paris!!!
maribug: just paris?
kitkat: andrew garfield exists
maribug: okay you know what
valid
i cant believe youd leave me for spiderman though
kitkat: your loss his gain
maribug: WOW
kitkat: im joking!!!
i’d never leave you bugaboo (≈ㅇᆽㅇ≈)♡
maribug: DAMN STRAIGHT
Thursday 21:00 PM
maribug: time for patrol chaton
kitkat: might be a minute late
i ran out of cheese and plagg is refusing anything else
so now i have to raid the kitchen without getting caught
maribug: when you run out of expensive cheeses #justrichkidproblems
kitkat: it truly is the worst part of my day
but only because plagg is a PEST
maribug: cant relate
tikki is a saint
would die for her
kitkat: i refuse to tell plagg how i feel about him because then he’ll tease me for the rest of time
we have a love hate relationship
its great
maribug: find any cheese yet?
kitkat: yup!!! out the window now
maribug: dont text and window hop
its as bad as window hopping under the influence
kitkat: im sixteen what would i be under the influence of??
the closest to a buzz or high i can get is eating at your bakery
maribug: correct.
Friday 00:43 AM
kitkat: nino texted me while we were out
said to watch out for alya at school in the morning
maribug: would it have anything to do with how annoyed she was that i wouldnt tell her what happened at lunch
kitkat: it may or may not have everything to do with that
maribug: rip me i guess
kitkat: rest in peace marinette
she was a baker girl
she said see you later girl
maribug: blocked
i wanna see how long it takes her to figure it out
but i also value our friendship
kitkat: we could just walk in holding hands or something
maribug: yes good idea give me a minute
kitkat: ??? mari ????
maribug: sorry i had to cry for a second
yes i would like to hold hands with you tomorrow
kitkat: hgbhjgn,dms that is the cutest thing you’ve ever said
maribug: SHUT UP
I STILL HAVENT FULLY PROCESSED THE SITUATION THAT IS THE PAST WEEK OKAY
I TOLD YOU IVE HAD A MASSIVE CRUSH ON YOU SINCE I MET YOU
kitkat: but you seem to be handling it really well!!!!
maribug: ADRIEN I AM ON CLOUD NINE
IM STILL PICTURING US ADOPTING LIKE 60 HAMSTERS TOGETHER
kitkat: mari ily but thats like… 57 too many
mari?
mari i see you reading these
oH SHIT IM SORRY
maribug: I’LL KILL YOU
DONT TEST ME AGRESTE
ILY TOO BUT SHUT UP
kitkat: oh thank god i thought i had crossed like
the biggest line imaginable
maribug: go to sleep so we can walk to school holding hands in the morning
kitkat: roger that!
goodnight bugaboo (๑´ﻌ`๑)
maribug: goodnight minou ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)
Friday 9:03 AM
maribug: HER FACE
kitkat: was PRICELESS!!!!!
maribug: she looked like she had steam coming out of her ears!
but like… good steam! excitement not anger
kitkat: it was so on brand for her tbh
maribug: nino just looked pleased
kitkat: yeah apparently they had a bet going on and nino just won $50
maribug: THEY BET ON US?
kitkat: ikr
what the heck kinda friends are they
maribug: good ones unfortunately
kitkat: unfortunately
maribug: unfortunately
kitkat: unfortunately
maribug: do you have to do anything tonight?
like
work schedule wise
kitkat: what for ;3
you trying to ask meowt? ;3
maribug: adrien agreste.
kitkat: meowch… full name…
but no im wonderfully free!
maribug: how about tomorrow?
kitkat: i think i have a shoot in the evening then but otherwise im free most of the day
maribug: want to stay over at mine tonight and then hang out tomorrow?
as like
normal people? and not chat noir and ladybug?
kitkat: !!!!! MARI I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE
wait
will your parents be okay with me sleeping over?
maribug: … what they don’t know won’t hurt them?
kitkat: … marinette dupain-cheng i never knew you had a rebellious side ;3c
maribug: listen i couldve had this a week ago if i hadntve spent that time freaking out
i need to make up for lost opportunities
kitkat: im not complaining
but also can we make out in the janitors closet again at lunch
maribug: i’d be offended if we didnt