Chapter Text
SEPTEMBER 14, 201X. 9:35 PM
lordcowboydarrell is online.
lordcowboydarrell: hewwo?? guys??
lordcowboydarrell: GUYSSSS
lordcowboydarrell: did i get the time wrong again??? >////<
videosgameprofink is online.
videosgameprofink: shaddup bolts for brains!!! ya interrupted my northfight battle!!!
lordcowboydarrell: northfight is dumb fink. go play a real game. like moondrop vale!
videosgameprofink: MOONDROP VALE IS FOR BABIES!!!
videosgameprofink: theres no blood or guts >:(((
~Raymond~ is online.
~Raymond~: Stepfather lets you play videos game for 13-17 year olds, Fink?
videosgameprofink: nah. but i got past the parental controls >:3c
Ernesto Boxman is online.
Ernesto Boxman: Fink, do I have to tell Professor Venomous about your behavior?
itsyagirlshannon is online.
itsyagirlshannon: oh dont be a partypooper ernesto!!
itsyagirlshannon: what she did WAS pretty evil
itsyagirlshannon: i bet ur dad will raise your allowance, fink
videosgameprofink: HES NOT MY DAD HGAFRDBDSJ
videosgameprofink: JUST BECAUSE HE TUCKS ME INTO BED
videosgameprofink: AND SINGS ME LULLABIES WHEN I HAVE NIGHTMARES
videosgameprofink: AND CRIED AT MY RECORDER RECITAL
videosgameprofink: DOES NOT MAKE HIM MY DAD
JETHRO is online.
JETHRO: I AM JETHRO
videosgameprofink: see? he gets it
videosgameprofink: ...cob dangit, you guys logged off didnt you?
Ernesto Boxman: I’m still here, Fink! Do you want to discuss taxes?
videosgameprofink has logged off.
Notes:
"Northfight" is what Fortnite is called in the world of OK KO!, and I came up with "Moondrop Vale" as a reference to "Stardew Valley," since Darrell wants to run a farm.
Chapter 2
Summary:
In which Fink is in a bad mood, Raymond is an overdramatic idiot, and Darrell is a good big brother.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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SEPTEMBER 29, 201X. 3:26 PM
videosgameprofink: haghvvdfjnnhijvde
itsyagirlshannon: whats her problem
~Raymond~: Perhaps she has rabies. Rats can get rabies, correct?
itsyagirlshannon: no dummy! that's dogs! rats get the plague or whatever!
~Raymond~: FINK HAS THE PLAGUE?!
~Raymond~: What if Coach Boxdad or Stepfather catches it? They are organic life forms!
~Raymond~: OH SWEET COB ARE THEY GOING TO DIE?!
itsyagirlshannon: ray shes not infected!! shes just grumpy cuz she got enrolled in ko's class at lakewood public
videosgameprofink: im not goin to school with some goody two shoes!
videosgameprofink: what if we have a group project together? what if he sits next to me at lunch?
videosgameprofink: what if...he tries to be my friend???
itsyagirlshannon: ewwww!
videosgameprofink: see?
lordcowboydarrell: look on the bright side! maybe you can terrorize him at school!
lordcowboydarrell: you could bring your new ray gun and hide it in your nerdy lunchbox!
videosgameprofink: lord of the loot is NOT nerdy!
videosgameprofink: …thanks for the advice tho
lordcowboydarrell: no problem! :D
itsyagirlshannon: yeah! crush that little twerp!!! we believe in you!!
~Raymond~: I'll practice my victory cheer for you ♡
Notes:
Next chapter will feature a surprise visit from two of our favorite heroes! Can you guess who they might be?
Chapter 3
Summary:
In which K.O. and Dendy sneak into the chat!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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OCTOBER 7, 201X. 9:58 PM
KOPowCardFan11 is online.
DendysLaboratory is online.
DendysLaboratory: We did it, KO! We have successfully gotten into Boxmore’s official chatroom.
KOPowCardFan11: wowww dendy!! that’s sooo cool!!! ^0^
KOPowCardFan11: now we can find out what evil schemes their planning :3
DendysLaboratory: *they're
lordcowboydarrell is online.
lordcowboydarrell: whAT THE HECK
lordcowboydarrell: HOW DID YOU GUYS GET ON HERE
DendysLaboratory: It was easy to sign into Boxmore's Wi-Fi
DendysLaboratory: "BoxmanIsBestBoss" is not a very foolproof password.
KOPowCardFan11: yea!!! and now we're gonna find out all your evil plans!!! >:)
KOPowCardFan11: like...um
KOPowCardFan11: "steal professor venomous's makeup while he's on a date with daddy?" is that secret code??
itsyagirlshannon is online.
itsyagirlshannon: no, i just really wanna try out his eyeliner. it always looks perfect and i need to know his secrets
itsyagirlshannon: wait...WHAT ARE YOU LAKEWOOD LOSERS DOING HERE?!
itsyagirlshannon: IM TELLING DADDY
KOPowCardFan11: uh oh
DendysLaboratory: KO, I think we should leave now.
KOPowCardFan11: okay. mommy says i need to go to bed anyways
KOPowCardFan11: bye guys!! i hope your dads have a nice date!!
KOPowCardFan11 has logged off.
DendysLaboratory has logged off.
lordcowboydarrell: well that was weird…we don't plot our schemes on here! our chat isn't that bad!
itsyagirlshannon: i dunno, finks cursed memes freak me out
lordcowboydarrell: ok nevermind. yeah those are pretty evil
Notes:
K.O.'s username is the same as his in "K.O.'s Video Channel," and Dendy's is a reference to Dexter's Lab.
I've been busy with school, so the next chapter might take a little longer, but I'm hard at work on it! It'll feature PV and Boxman being head-over-heels in love with each other, because they're sappy dorks. Gosh I love these silly villain dads so much.
Chapter 4
Summary:
Boxman and Venomous have a late-night chat when they think the kids are asleep.
Notes:
This chapter was inspired by a comment from "Boxman_Bots_Are_Number_1"!
I love Voxman so much! I don't think I've seen any male bi or pan characters in a cartoon before, so seeing two dads trying to figure out their relationship and have their kids get along means a lot to me as a bi transmasc kid. Representation matters!
Enjoy the chapter ^-^
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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OCTOBER 24, 201X. 1:17 AM
LordBoxman is online.
ProfessorVenomous is online.
LordBoxman: Hey cutie ;)
ProfessorVenomous: Box. I'm literally lying right next to you. Why are you messaging me.
LordBoxman: Wellll…
LordBoxman: Because it's fun! And I can make these funny little faces ^3^
ProfessorVenomous: How did you do that?
LordBoxman: Shannon taught me! You just combine letters and numbers, and voila!
ProfessorVenomous: huh
LordBoxman: Why did you ask, anyway? Are you impressed with my technical expertise?
ProfessorVenomous: You never fail to impress me, Boxy <3
ProfessorVenomous: Am I doing it right
LordBoxman: Awwww, you're too kind, PV!
LordBoxman: And yes, you're doing great sweetie! I love you!
ProfessorVenomous: I love you too, Box.
LordBoxman: C'mere, you.
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Meanwhile:
videosgameprofink: what in cob's name did i just witness
Notes:
What to be expected from the next chapter: Fink has to write an essay for school about her family! Featuring a lot of Voxmore family fluff <3
Chapter 5
Summary:
Fink asks Professor Venomous for help with an essay for school.
Notes:
This chapter was 100% an excuse to just write some father-daughter bonding. It's a bit cheesy, but isn't most family fluff?
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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NOVEMBER 2, 201X. 3:43 PM
videosgameprofink: boss?
ProfessorVenomous: Yes, Fink?
videosgameprofink: i need some help with my homework
ProfessorVenomous: What is it?
videosgameprofink: ms. quantum wants us to write a paper on our family
videosgameprofink: like. a mom a dad a brother and a sister
ProfessorVenomous: Ah. The nuclear family. How incredibly heteronormative and old-fashioned.
ProfessorVenomous: Well, not all families are like that. Some kids have two moms or two dads. Others just have a mom or a dad. And not every kid is going to have siblings. Even so, all of those are families just the same.
videosgameprofink: well duh. i know that
videosgameprofink: the problem is i dont have a family, then. i just have a boss
videosgameprofink: ok 2 bosses. even if boxbrain is a stinkman
videosgameprofink: and 6 robot coworkers
videosgameprofink: but thats not family
ProfessorVenomous: Sure it is.
videosgameprofink: really??
ProfessorVenomous: Really.
ProfessorVenomous: To me, family is a group of people who care for and support each other no matter what.
ProfessorVenomous: I consider you, Boxman, and the bots all my family. I've never been happier than these last few months.
ProfessorVenomous: You're the best minion a villain could ask for, Fink. I'm glad you're my family.
videosgameprofink: im glad youre my family too, boss
videosgameprofink: aw gross. i sound like ko or something
ProfessorVenomous: You're fine, Fink. Now how about we start that paper?
videosgameprofink: only if i get to pick what we watch for movie night
ProfessorVenomous: Is it "The Girl With Button Eyes" again? You know it scares Darrell.
videosgameprofink: thats exactly why i want to watch it >:3
Notes:
Darrell: Nuclear?! Sure, they make stuff blow up sometimes, but that's because they're evil, not radioactive!
(A cookie for anyone who gets the reference!)"The Girl With Button Eyes" is a parody of Coraline. I figured Fink would be a fan of it.
The next chapter will be an interlude featuring KO, Rad, and Enid!