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LAKEWOOD PLAZA TURBO'S COOLEST CHATROOM!! *villains only*

Summary:

~Raymond~: Stepfather lets you play videos game for 13-17 year olds, Fink?

videosgameprofink: nah. but i got past the parental controls >:3c

In which the Voxy Bunch has their own group chat. Chaos ensues, as usual!

Notes:

This mostly takes place between “All in the Villainy’ and “Dendy’s Video Channel” over the course of a year. Some chapters will take place after “Thank You For Watching the Show” (“Let’s Be Forgiven” specifically), which I imagine takes place about a year after the events of “Let’s Fight to the End.”

After nearly a year of writer's block, I finally began another fic! This came about because I very much wanted more fic about the Voxman family, and well, I took matters into my own hands. This is my first fic for the OK K.O.! fandom, as well as my first multi-chapter fic, so please be kind!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

SEPTEMBER 14, 201X. 9:35 PM

 

lordcowboydarrell is online.

 

lordcowboydarrell: hewwo?? guys??

 

lordcowboydarrell: GUYSSSS

 

lordcowboydarrell: did i get the time wrong again??? >////<

 

videosgameprofink is online.

 

videosgameprofink: shaddup bolts for brains!!! ya interrupted my northfight battle!!!

 

lordcowboydarrell: northfight is dumb fink. go play a real game. like moondrop vale!

 

videosgameprofink: MOONDROP VALE IS FOR BABIES!!!

 

videosgameprofink: theres no blood or guts >:(((

 

~Raymond~ is online.

 

~Raymond~: Stepfather lets you play videos game for 13-17 year olds, Fink?

 

videosgameprofink: nah. but i got past the parental controls >:3c

 

Ernesto Boxman is online.

 

Ernesto Boxman: Fink, do I have to tell Professor Venomous about your behavior?

 

itsyagirlshannon is online.

 

itsyagirlshannon: oh dont be a partypooper ernesto!!

 

itsyagirlshannon: what she did WAS pretty evil

 

itsyagirlshannon: i bet ur dad will raise your allowance, fink

 

videosgameprofink: HES NOT MY DAD HGAFRDBDSJ

 

videosgameprofink: JUST BECAUSE HE TUCKS ME INTO BED

 

videosgameprofink: AND SINGS ME LULLABIES WHEN I HAVE NIGHTMARES

 

videosgameprofink: AND CRIED AT MY RECORDER RECITAL

 

videosgameprofink: DOES NOT MAKE HIM MY DAD

 

JETHRO is online.

 

JETHRO: I AM JETHRO

 

videosgameprofink: see? he gets it

 

videosgameprofink: ...cob dangit, you guys logged off didnt you?

 

Ernesto Boxman: I’m still here, Fink! Do you want to discuss taxes?

 

videosgameprofink has logged off.

Notes:

"Northfight" is what Fortnite is called in the world of OK KO!, and I came up with "Moondrop Vale" as a reference to "Stardew Valley," since Darrell wants to run a farm.

Chapter 2

Summary:

In which Fink is in a bad mood, Raymond is an overdramatic idiot, and Darrell is a good big brother.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

SEPTEMBER 29, 201X. 3:26 PM

 

videosgameprofink: haghvvdfjnnhijvde

 

itsyagirlshannon: whats her problem

 

~Raymond~: Perhaps she has rabies. Rats can get rabies, correct?

 

itsyagirlshannon: no dummy! that's dogs! rats get the plague or whatever!

 

~Raymond~: FINK HAS THE PLAGUE?!

 

~Raymond~: What if Coach Boxdad or Stepfather catches it? They are organic life forms!

 

~Raymond~: OH SWEET COB ARE THEY GOING TO DIE?!

 

itsyagirlshannon: ray shes not infected!! shes just grumpy cuz she got enrolled in ko's class at lakewood public

 

videosgameprofink: im not goin to school with some goody two shoes!

 

videosgameprofink: what if we have a group project together? what if he sits next to me at lunch?

 

videosgameprofink: what if...he tries to be my friend???

 

itsyagirlshannon: ewwww!

 

videosgameprofink: see?

 

lordcowboydarrell: look on the bright side! maybe you can terrorize him at school!

 

lordcowboydarrell: you could bring your new ray gun and hide it in your nerdy lunchbox!

 

videosgameprofink: lord of the loot is NOT nerdy!

 

videosgameprofink: …thanks for the advice tho

 

lordcowboydarrell: no problem! :D

 

itsyagirlshannon: yeah! crush that little twerp!!! we believe in you!!

 

~Raymond~: I'll practice my victory cheer for you ♡

Notes:

Next chapter will feature a surprise visit from two of our favorite heroes! Can you guess who they might be?

Chapter 3

Summary:

In which K.O. and Dendy sneak into the chat!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

OCTOBER 7, 201X. 9:58 PM

 

KOPowCardFan11 is online.

 

DendysLaboratory is online.

 

DendysLaboratory: We did it, KO! We have successfully gotten into Boxmore’s official chatroom.

 

KOPowCardFan11: wowww dendy!! that’s sooo cool!!! ^0^

 

KOPowCardFan11: now we can find out what evil schemes their planning :3

 

DendysLaboratory: *they're

 

lordcowboydarrell is online.

 

lordcowboydarrell: whAT THE HECK

 

lordcowboydarrell: HOW DID YOU GUYS GET ON HERE

 

DendysLaboratory: It was easy to sign into Boxmore's Wi-Fi

 

DendysLaboratory: "BoxmanIsBestBoss" is not a very foolproof password.

 

KOPowCardFan11: yea!!! and now we're gonna find out all your evil plans!!! >:)

 

KOPowCardFan11: like...um

 

KOPowCardFan11: "steal professor venomous's makeup while he's on a date with daddy?" is that secret code??

 

itsyagirlshannon is online.

 

itsyagirlshannon: no, i just really wanna try out his eyeliner. it always looks perfect and i need to know his secrets

 

itsyagirlshannon: wait...WHAT ARE YOU LAKEWOOD LOSERS DOING HERE?!

 

itsyagirlshannon: IM TELLING DADDY

 

KOPowCardFan11: uh oh

 

DendysLaboratory: KO, I think we should leave now.

 

KOPowCardFan11: okay. mommy says i need to go to bed anyways

 

KOPowCardFan11: bye guys!! i hope your dads have a nice date!!

 

KOPowCardFan11 has logged off.

 

DendysLaboratory has logged off.

 

lordcowboydarrell: well that was weird…we don't plot our schemes on here! our chat isn't that bad!

 

itsyagirlshannon: i dunno, finks cursed memes freak me out

 

lordcowboydarrell: ok nevermind. yeah those are pretty evil

Notes:

K.O.'s username is the same as his in "K.O.'s Video Channel," and Dendy's is a reference to Dexter's Lab.

I've been busy with school, so the next chapter might take a little longer, but I'm hard at work on it! It'll feature PV and Boxman being head-over-heels in love with each other, because they're sappy dorks. Gosh I love these silly villain dads so much.

Chapter 4

Summary:

Boxman and Venomous have a late-night chat when they think the kids are asleep.

Notes:

This chapter was inspired by a comment from "Boxman_Bots_Are_Number_1"!

I love Voxman so much! I don't think I've seen any male bi or pan characters in a cartoon before, so seeing two dads trying to figure out their relationship and have their kids get along means a lot to me as a bi transmasc kid. Representation matters!

Enjoy the chapter ^-^

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

OCTOBER 24, 201X. 1:17 AM

 

LordBoxman is online.

 

ProfessorVenomous is online.

 

LordBoxman: Hey cutie ;)

 

ProfessorVenomous: Box. I'm literally lying right next to you. Why are you messaging me.

 

LordBoxman: Wellll…

 

LordBoxman: Because it's fun! And I can make these funny little faces ^3^

 

ProfessorVenomous: How did you do that?

 

LordBoxman: Shannon taught me! You just combine letters and numbers, and voila!

 

ProfessorVenomous: huh

 

LordBoxman: Why did you ask, anyway? Are you impressed with my technical expertise?

 

ProfessorVenomous: You never fail to impress me, Boxy <3

 

ProfessorVenomous: Am I doing it right

 

LordBoxman: Awwww, you're too kind, PV!

 

LordBoxman: And yes, you're doing great sweetie! I love you!

 

ProfessorVenomous: I love you too, Box.

 

LordBoxman: C'mere, you.

 

______________

 

Meanwhile:

 

videosgameprofink: what in cob's name did i just witness

Notes:

What to be expected from the next chapter: Fink has to write an essay for school about her family! Featuring a lot of Voxmore family fluff <3

Chapter 5

Summary:

Fink asks Professor Venomous for help with an essay for school.

Notes:

This chapter was 100% an excuse to just write some father-daughter bonding. It's a bit cheesy, but isn't most family fluff?

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

NOVEMBER 2, 201X. 3:43 PM

 

videosgameprofink: boss?

 

ProfessorVenomous: Yes, Fink?

 

videosgameprofink: i need some help with my homework

 

ProfessorVenomous: What is it?

 

videosgameprofink: ms. quantum wants us to write a paper on our family

 

videosgameprofink: like. a mom a dad a brother and a sister

 

ProfessorVenomous: Ah. The nuclear family. How incredibly heteronormative and old-fashioned.

 

ProfessorVenomous: Well, not all families are like that.  Some kids have two moms or two dads. Others just have a mom or a dad. And not every kid is going to have siblings. Even so, all of those are families just the same.

 

videosgameprofink: well duh. i know that

 

videosgameprofink: the problem is i dont have a family, then. i just have a boss

 

videosgameprofink: ok 2 bosses. even if boxbrain is a stinkman

 

videosgameprofink: and 6 robot coworkers

 

videosgameprofink: but thats not family

 

ProfessorVenomous: Sure it is.

 

videosgameprofink: really??

 

ProfessorVenomous: Really.

 

ProfessorVenomous: To me, family is a group of people who care for and support each other no matter what.

 

ProfessorVenomous: I consider you, Boxman, and the bots all my family. I've never been happier than these last few months.

 

ProfessorVenomous: You're the best minion a villain could ask for, Fink. I'm glad you're my family.

 

videosgameprofink: im glad youre my family too, boss

 

videosgameprofink: aw gross. i sound like ko or something 

 

ProfessorVenomous: You're fine, Fink. Now how about we start that paper? 

 

videosgameprofink: only if i get to pick what we watch for movie night

 

ProfessorVenomous: Is it "The Girl With Button Eyes" again? You know it scares Darrell.

 

videosgameprofink: thats exactly why i want to watch it >:3

Notes:

Darrell: Nuclear?! Sure, they make stuff blow up sometimes, but that's because they're evil, not radioactive!
(A cookie for anyone who gets the reference!)

"The Girl With Button Eyes" is a parody of Coraline. I figured Fink would be a fan of it.

The next chapter will be an interlude featuring KO, Rad, and Enid!

Notes:

I'll have new chapters out as soon as possible, so whenever school isn't kicking my butt!

If y'all have any suggestions for future chapters, let me know! I'm always open to new ideas ^-^

As always, kudos and comments are greatly appreciated! Thank you so much for reading, hearing from you guys makes my day ♡