Chapter Text
SEPTEMBER 14, 201X. 9:35 PM
lordcowboydarrell is online.
lordcowboydarrell: hewwo?? guys??
lordcowboydarrell: GUYSSSS
lordcowboydarrell: did i get the time wrong again??? >////<
videosgameprofink is online.
videosgameprofink: shaddup bolts for brains!!! ya interrupted my northfight battle!!!
lordcowboydarrell: northfight is dumb fink. go play a real game. like moondrop vale!
videosgameprofink: MOONDROP VALE IS FOR BABIES!!!
videosgameprofink: theres no blood or guts >:(((
~Raymond~ is online.
~Raymond~: Stepfather lets you play videos game for 13-17 year olds, Fink?
videosgameprofink: nah. but i got past the parental controls >:3c
Ernesto Boxman is online.
Ernesto Boxman: Fink, do I have to tell Professor Venomous about your behavior?
itsyagirlshannon is online.
itsyagirlshannon: oh dont be a partypooper ernesto!!
itsyagirlshannon: what she did WAS pretty evil
itsyagirlshannon: i bet ur dad will raise your allowance, fink
videosgameprofink: HES NOT MY DAD HGAFRDBDSJ
videosgameprofink: JUST BECAUSE HE TUCKS ME INTO BED
videosgameprofink: AND SINGS ME LULLABIES WHEN I HAVE NIGHTMARES
videosgameprofink: AND CRIED AT MY RECORDER RECITAL
videosgameprofink: DOES NOT MAKE HIM MY DAD
JETHRO is online.
JETHRO: I AM JETHRO
videosgameprofink: see? he gets it
videosgameprofink: ...cob dangit, you guys logged off didnt you?
Ernesto Boxman: I’m still here, Fink! Do you want to discuss taxes?
videosgameprofink has logged off.