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    “Yes, Clan Leader Jiang. It is most regrettable, but the Yiling Patriarch has once again kidnapped His Excellency. However, we have every confidence in His Excellency’s safe eventual return.”

    “Of course you do,” Jiang Cheng says bitterly. “You get a more agreeable Chief Cultivator, and everyone is happy, right? You are all so happy the Yiling Patriarch kidnaps the Chief Cultivator on a regular basis. How can you not delight in the fact that Wei Wuxian has no shame and is revered for it? Aren’t you all thrilled, thrilled, that Lan Wangji is such good friends with Wei Wuxian that they spend so many friendly nights together and His Excellency returns like a lovesick fool afterwards and is so conveniently more agreeable?”

    “…”

    “I hate you all,” Jiang Cheng declares and stomps off.

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    the funniest thing i have seen in Months!!!

    “Kidnapped the Chief Cultivator!”

    Everyone erupts in confused chatter, then outrage, then… Then a strange thoughtfulness settles in among the clan leaders and cultivators.

    “It is an outrage,” one says slowly. “But the Yiling Patriach is truly crafty and fearsome and it would be wise not to antagonize him.”

    “Right, right,” another chimes in.

    “His Excellency is good friends with the Yiling Patriarch,” one comments. “I am sure His Excellency will not be harmed.”

    “Right, right.”

    “Hanguang Jun is also the one most capable of handling the Yiling Patriarch. I am sure he will escape unharmed after some time.”

    “After some time,” one says pointedly, and everyone nods.

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    A soft, fluffy kinda crack fic.

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