Chapter 1: the creation
Tohru created “what’s ur sign”
Tohru-> to -> what’s ur sign
Tohru: guys I made us a gc!!
Rin: this is a terrible idea tohru
Tohru: what??? No it’s not!
Kisa: I think this a great idea tohru!
Tohru: thanks kisa <3
Momiji: I’m gonna send so many memes just you wait,,,,
Hatsuharu: look what you’ve done tohru
Tohru: o no
Rin: see what I mean
Yuki: momiji has sent me the meme “who can forget about dear rat boy” everyday for the past month
Momiji: I luv u yuki
Yuki: bitch you’re lucky I live half an hour away
Hatsuharu: I can get him to stop
Yuki: that’s okay haru
Tohru: plz do not
Rin: it has been ten minutes and there’s already been a fight iconic
Kagura: omg hi guys!!
Kisa: hahaha omg momiji
Momiji: see? don’t act like it’s not funny yuki :p
Rin: use that emoticon one more time and I will end you
Momiji: u gonna stomp me to death with your hooves?
Hiro: Thank you for adding me tohru, can you please remove me now?
Rin: bitch why the frick are you using punctuation
Hatsuharu: are you censoring yourself because of kisa
Rin: frick yeah I am
Rin: also hiro is like 12
Hiro: I AM FIFTEEN! And kisa is even older!
Tohru: that’s sweet rin!
Rin: no it’s not
Kisa: yea it is
Tohru: RIN SJDJJDND
Rin: there :)
Kagura: I don’t like that smiley face
Momiji: wow rin u can use emoticons but i can't ? Smh
Hiro: so passive aggressive.
Rin: ya bet i am
Yuki: who else is in this gc?
Tohru: uhhh me, Kyo, yuki, rin,kagura, momiji, haru, hiro, and kisa
Tohru: that’s it :-)
Yuki: sweet no Ayame
Hiro: good line up.
Hiro: can I leave?
Tohru: Hiro why??? It’s fam bonding time
Kisa: yeah Hiro!! It’s the fam!
Momiji: it’s ThE FaM Hiro
Hiro: momiji I hate you.
Momiji: no you don’t :,)
Kagura: why isn’t Kyo texting us ?
Kisa: good question
Yuki: Kyo has a phone?
Tohru: yea! Idk his phone is next to me but he’s not here rn
Kagura: where’d he go?
Tohru: we r remodeling this house and we ran out of primer for the walls so he went to get some more
Yuki: how is that going anyway
Rin: you are too obsessed with htv
Tohru: it’s actually really good it looks much better than last time u came
Tohru:shhdjdn yeah I made u watch htv with me I remember
Yuki: last time I came y’all literally didn’t have a roof
Tohru: we were fixing all the pipes/vents and redoing the shingles it was temporary!!
Rin: rip the tent tarp roof
Hatsuharu: Sure it was
Momiji: tohru just really likes living in tents huh
Tohru: THAT WAS ONE TIME handjdndjf
Kagura: aren’t you about to gut your whole kitchen how is that going??
Tohru: lots of take out and sandwiches shhdjdnf
Yuki: tohru? Getting take out??
Rin: no NO
Kisa: me and Hiro will come help you fix your kitchen immediately!!! This can not stay like this
Kisa: the earth might collapse
Hiro: why did you volunteer me ??? But okay sure i’m in.
Tohru: omg u dont have too!
Yuki: I would also like to help when are we meeting?
Momiji: count me in babey
Rin: i suppose i can help
Hatsuharu: I will bring snacks
Momiji: oh same!!!
Tohru: I love u guys!!!! :D okay!!! Let’s do this!!
Tohru: how’s tomorrow since it’s a Sunday?
Rin: I’m good with that
Momiji: I would cancel all of my plans for you
Kisa: me and hiro will b there!!!
Chapter 2: kyo checks his phone
i love kyo everyone does, we just all have that one friend we like to tease :-)
Rin-> to -> what’s ur sign
Rin: that was so much more work than I thought wtf
Kisa: it looks great though!!!
Momiji: facts kisa
Yuki: even tho Kyo was there it was kinda fun
Momiji: shhdjdjfjfj just dudes being guys :,)
Kagura: that was super fun! I love ikea and their cabinets
Tohru: THNKS SM GUYS!!! <3
Tohru: ahhsjjd yeah even though it took us an hour to figure out the instructions
Momiji: it’s cuz we share three brain cells
Rin: yeah and kisa borrows two of them and hiro has one and refuses to share
Momiji: wtf why does hiro have one
Rin: because he uses punctuation unlike us heathens who have given up
Momiji: oh facts
Momiji: rip I forgot how old you are
Kyo-> to -> what’s ur sign
Kyo: why the HELL IS THERE A MILLION NOTIFICATIONS ON MY PHONE
Kyo: hey they’re gone now??
Momiji: do you….. know how to use a phone???
Kyo: not really no
Yuki: Kyo lived in the woods for a year of his youth it made him physically incapable of using technology
Kyo: I hat you
Kyo: I mean hat
Yuki: I’m sorry you hat me?
Kyo: I’m just not gonna answer that
Kyo: maybe so
Momiji: kyo uses a meme!! Everyone come look!!!
Rin: Im back and wtf
Kyo: what meme
Momiji: of course he didn’t even know it
Hatsuharu: life imitates art
Yuki: you know what Kyo I respect that you owned up to it let’s settle our dispute once and for all and become best friends forever
Kyo: yuki why must you patronize me
Yuki: it’s fun idk
Hiro: you guys need to grow up.
Hiro: And just send eachother dms instead of flooding the chat.
Kyo: well Hiro you need to grow
Yuki: hahha good one Kyo
Momiji: a common enemy never fails to settle disputes between two
Rin: momiji wtf
Hatsuharu: we are reading fucking Shakespeare in class right now
Momiji: watch your language
Hatsuharu: watchist thou language good sir *
Momiji: you rouge! You rascal! Thou bite thy thumb AT ME??????
Rin: that was basically gibberish
Momiji: don’t call me out like that,,,, rin
Kyo: why are you guys texting when you’re in class send
Rin: why does it say send
Kyo: I’m trying the voice command send message
Kyo: it’s not very good
Momiji: that might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Hatsuharu: I love this
Rin: i just- why is Kyo a grumpy old man who doesn’t know how to use a phone
Yuki: someone get him a jitterbug
Kisa: what is a jitterbug??
Tohru: u kno I was thinking of getting him a flip phone too
Yuki: it’s a phone with three buttons for old people kisa
Kisa: oh omg perfect for Kyo
Hatsuharu: kisa omg
Tohru: ahhshdj that is funny ngl
Yuki: tohru admitted a joke about Kyo was funny? Good heavens
Kyo: you guys seriously need to get a life
Hiro: you seriously need to get.
Kisa: Hiro that made no sense…
Hiro: I was trying to - never mind.
Yuki: Hiro you cant roast Kyo
Yuki: Hes been roasted so much hes unroastable basically ash
Kyo: did you just say I WAS CREMATED
momiji: sjjdjd jdjdjdnf KYO NO
Yuki: bitch do you understand how burning things work
Kisa: to be fair you did say ash
Hatsuharu: ash as in he has been burnt so much (by the respected roasts) that he has turned into a crisp and cannot be lit on fire again
Rin: that was actually beautiful haru
Hatsuharu: thank you
Kyo: well I’ll rise out of the ashes like a Phoenix
Momiji: good comeback Kyo ten points to Kyo minus five from yuki because it was confusing
Yuki: it’s not confusing if your smart :)
Rin: i cant get over yukis passive aggression nothing makes me laugh more
Hatsuharu: lowkey same
Kagura-> to -> what’s ur sign
Kagura: are you kidding me??
Kagura: the one time I’m not here Kyo makes an appearance
Kagura: he has left me on read for two months
Momiji: how did Kyo figure out to turn on read receipts wtf
Hatsuharu: that’s the only issue with that
Momiji: ,,,,, yes
Hiro: you didn’t miss anything special kagura don’t worry.
Chapter 3: momiji finds out something
momiji loves drama but dont we all?
Momiji-> to -> what’s ur sign
Momiji: someone here (not naming names) has been keeping something (i know what) from us
Hiro: why were you being so ominous?
Hatsuharu: momiji just wants to stir up drama
Rin: it’s yuki isn’t it
Yuki: why do you assume it’s me
Yuki: it’s probably Kyo
Tohru: no it’s not we all kno he can’t lie
Momiji: it’s not Kyo
Yuki: are you sure
Momiji: yea I know who it is :)))))
Rin: was it yuki
Hatsuharu: why would it be yuki
Hiro: momiji, why would you bring this up?
Momiji: omg I cant keep this up can I just say who
Kagura: wait I just got here let me read before you say it
Hiro: can we wait for kisa too?
Kisa: sorry I was finishing my homework I read all of it…. OMG I’m excited
Hiro: why are you excited?
Tohru: oh yeah i nvr thought it would b good news!! It’s probably good news right momiji? :D
Momiji: it is
Yuki: why didn’t you say that earlier
Rin: momiji why do you do the things you do
Momiji: wait someone get Kyo
Tohru: I got it hes outside hold on
Hatsuharu: yeah Kyo doesn’t know how to use the Internet
Tohru: k he’s with me now :D
Rin: okay momiji spill it
Momiji: okay so
Momiji: yuki,,,, has a girlfriend and didn’t tell us!!! The audacity
Hatsuharu: I need names, addresses, birthdate, blood type,
Hiro: cool? This wasn’t as important as you think it is momiji.
Kagura: finally!! Omg I wanna meet her
Tohru: o I knew
Yuki: I’m gonna kill you momiji
Rin: who is she
Tohru: yuki u should add her to the group chat
Yuki: hell no
Hatsuharu: i need to know who this person is
Momiji: you know her already
Hatsuharu: excuse me
Hiro: this really isn’t that big of a deal but go off i guess…
Yuki: im with hiro for the first time ever.
Rin: she’s probably delusional if she wants to date yuki
Yuki: dont drag her/me like that only i get to do that
Tohru: ADD HERRRRRRR
Yuki: i hate all of you
Momiji: i’ll go get her number and add her myself.
Yuki: how did you even find out
Momiji: we got paired for a chem project
Momiji: and she saw my last name and asked if we were related
Momiji: and i was like not really but yes why
Momiji: and she was like oh i know him
Momiji: and i was like hm????
Momiji: but she didnt say anything after that
Yuki: so how did you find out we were dating
Momiji: I CAN JUST TELL
Momiji: also i saw her texting you today cuz i sit behind her now and i read it :-)
Kagura: MOMIJI OMG
Yuki: I- im coming to kick your ass dont move
Hatsuharu: want me to do it for you
Yuki: actually yeah go ahead
Hatsuharu: i won’t take my bipolar medicine and just go off
Rin: terrible idea haru
Tohru: omg haru noooooo
Momiji: please do not
Momiji: i just thought we should all know you have a gf
Kisa: momiji you didnt have to read over her shoulder thats mean!
Hiro: that is a violation of privacy.
Yuki: again somehow i agree with hiro
Tohru: i mean he had good intentions right momiji???
Momiji: tohru i love you and only you
Kisa: whats she like???
Momiji: idk yet shes really quiet
Tohru: i think she was asking yuki
Yuki: she puts up with me what more do you need to know
Hatsuharu: i still need more details
Rin: is she emotionally scarred like all of us
Yuki:... but yea
Rin: k we kin her
Rin: is it serious tho
Yuki: my relationship or ?
Rin: maybe you should add her then
Kagura: are you gonna add her or what
Yuki: ill see if she wants to or not
Yuki: she said no
Kisa: YOU DIDNT ASK HER
Tohru: yuki pleasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hatsuharu: yeah add her
Hiro: i’m not gonna lie, im curious.
Kisa: dont mess with her like you did to tohru
Hiro: i…. Fine.
Rin: i think you should hiro
Hatsuharu: rin no
Momiji: rin,,, yes
Tohru: i have only met her once,very briefly but she seemed sweet :-)
Rin: yeah but you like everyone
Tohru: people are wonderful!
Hatsuharu: where’d yuki go
Momiji: he dipped
Hatsuharu-> to -> what’s ur sign
Hatsuharu: I asked her if she was dating yuki
Momiji: ahhdjdjf this was really funny actually
Yuki: haru why
Rin: what happened
Hatsuharu: immediately like five girls pounced on the question
Momiji: yeah they were like “omg machi????” “Whatttt??!!”
Momiji: then machi gave haru a death glare it was so funny
Hatsuharu: I felt kinda bad afterwards because they kept asking her stuff
Yuki: what did she even say?
Hatsuharu: lol I’m getting there
Yuki: what does that mean
Hatsuharu: she didn’t really answer any of them and then one of them was like you’re so lucky and she said
Hatsuharu: sorry I- momiji Can you
Momiji: iM HAPPY TO
Momiji: She looked at them deadass in the eyes and said “not really.” and then put her earbuds back in ICONIC
Rin: oh my god
Yuki: Classic machi :,)
Hatsuharu: she’s so chill I don’t understand
Tohru: lol u guys
Tohru: also when u gonna add her huh???
Kagura: you’re no fun yuki!
Hiro: you guys gotta quit pestering him about it.
Yuki: hiro stop making me agree with you
Hiro: if you drop it he’ll consider it more.
Yuki: never mind you mastermind child
Tohru: okay we will drop it
Chapter 4: yuki caves in
spoiler alert: they did not drop it.
Hatsuharu-> to -> what’s ur sign
Hatsuharu: day five of pestering yuki into adding his secret girlfriend commence
Momiji: please I keep talking to her in chem and she just keeps nodding
Yuki: she probably doesn’t like you then huh
Rin: lmao yuki
Hatsuharu: to be fair miji you sang the German alphabet to her like twice
Momiji: she had earbuds in I think for that
Tohru: please yuki add herrrrrrrr
Kisa: I wanna meet her
Yuki: you guys are just getting your hopes up
Rin: to be fair the stories I’ve heard make her sound savage
Yuki: not gonna lie she kinda is
Rin: lit add her
Rin: i need more people to roast everyone
Kagura: yuki add her y’all are in loveeeeee
Yuki: woah chill we’ve been dating for like 8 months and twenty days or something
Kagura: is that the exact number
tohru: omg that’s so sweet!!!!
Kisa: ADD HER AHHHHHH
Tohru-> to -> yuki
Yuki: tohru why
Tohru please ? For me?
Yuki-> to -> machi
Yuki: hey my family wants me to add you to the group chat
Machi: what do you mean
Yuki: idk they just really want to meet you I guess
Machi: do I really wanna do that tho
Yuki: I’ve been saying no this whole time for you
Yuki: and me but mostly you but...
Yuki: tohru asked me to
Machi: awe u gotta listen to your mom yuki
Yuki: I hate you omg
Yuki: also I heard what happened with the girls at school
Machi: oh yeah. They’re so annoying idk how you put up with it
Machi: they were like yuki has beautiful hair blah blah no offense your hair is literally the same color as a grandpa
Yuki: you said it was nice three nights ago……
machi: I was being nice!
Yuki: really? It didn’t seem that way………. ;)
Machi: STOP I-
machi: whatever oldman
Yuki: ITS silvER
Yuki: I’m adding you to the group chat final decision
Machi: what no
yuki-> to -> whats ur sign
Yuki: my girlfriend made fun of me so im adding her to drive her insane :)
Rin: please tell me how you insulted him to make him want to torture you like this
Kisa: hi machi!
Kagura: nice to meet you
Hatsuharu: whats your starsign, blood type, myer briggs type
Machi: i hate you yuki
Rin: what did you say
Momiji: this was my idea btw machi
Machi: I just made fun of his hair
Yuki: YOU CALLED ME AN OLDMAN CUZ ITS SILVER
Machi: its gray
Hatsuharu: hes a silver fox
Machi: no hes a grandpa
Momiji: omg he is like a grandpa
Rin: this was a terrible idea yuki on your part
Kyo: tohru said we were making fun of yuki IM HERE MOTHERFUCKERS
Kisa: kyo language
Kyo: oh sorry
Kyo: mother truckers *
Kyo: anyway yeah yuki sucks
Kagura: KYO WGGSH
Momiji: mother trucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
Rin: momiji wtf
Momiji: its a vine you uncultured swine
Momiji: omg that ryhmed :D
Hiro: you all really need to stop spamming me.
Rin: yeah go get a life
Hiro: you are not allowed to say that. Rin.
Hatsuharu: dang dragged by a 12 year old
Hiro: I AM FIFTHTEEN.
Kyo: youre a little shit thats what you are
Hiro: kyo you can read? Since when?
Momiji: omg hiro dont expose him like that
Yuki: hiro i love you
Kyo: i can fucking read stfu hiro
Tohru: kyo can read i have seen it
Kyo: thanks TOHRU
Kagura: kyo cant read
Kyo: KAGURA WHY
Kagura: remember when you left me on read for a month
Kyo: yea…. My bad
Tohru: kyo just never has his phone on him
Momiji: he is a man of nature
Hiro: pretty sure momiji was making fun of you
Kisa: its okay kyo we know you live in the woods :)
Rin: damn even kisa
Kyo: I dont live in the woods! Just near it
Hatsuharu: kyo uses smoke signals to contact people
Yuki: hahahah yes
Momiji: whoa wait kyo knows how to use internet lingo
Yuki: woah wait kyo knows how to use the internet
Tohru: okay i think thats good
Tohru: kyo ur doing amazing sweetie
Kyo: this is why Tohru is the only person on my will
Rin: thats so intense
Chapter 5: intermission with da squad
this is a really short one and uo and saki are finally in it!!
Uo: just stopped myself from throwing hands with a customer I deserve a reward
Hana: do you though?
Tohru: hey uo everyone dragged kyo today, thought u should kno
Uo: I’ve never been happier in my entire life
Hana: why did they do that
Tohru: cuz he never uses his phone :,(
Uo: pretty sure he lives in a cave
Tohru: we don’t live in a cave!!
Hana: hm my waves think otherwise
Tohru: omg no
Uo: can’t believe I confirmed they live in a cave I mean it’s better than a tent right Tohru
Tohru: hahdjdjjfkf omg uo that was one time
Tohru-> to -> kyo
Tohru: can u plz tell uo we don’t live in a cave
Tohru: u answered! :D a genuine miracle
Kyo: I have a different ringtone for you
Tohru: omg hold on I’ll make for you too!
Kyo: it’s okay you don’t have to
Tohru: no it’ll b cute!
Kyo: haha okay
Tohru: okay I’m done!
Kyo: oh shoot I gotta tell uo we don’t live in a cave
Kyo-> to -> fab five
Kyo: uo we don’t live in a fucking cave
Uo: yea sure Kyon Kyon
Yuki: what you’re making Tohru live in a cave??
Kyo: nO IM NOT WE HAVE A HOUSE
Tohru: there’s a porch and everything!
Hana: Tohru lives in the House and a few feet away from it there’s a cave
Hana: that’s where Kyo lives
Tohru: Hana no!
Yuki: I can see that
Kyo: I don’t, have not, will not, LIVE IN A FUCKING CAVE
Kyo: too dark
Yuki: okay valid
Uo: that’s why you have fire n fucking torches
Hana: an outhouse
Yuki: no a bucket
Uo: lmao yea
Tohru: I have evidence he lives with me in our home
Uo: awe he seems so harmless when he’s asleep
Yuki: hes drooling ha
Tohru: that’s the cute part!
Yuki: I disagree
Hana: where did he even go
Uo: kyo dipped
Tohru: you guys r meanies
Uo: oh I’m sorry
Tohru: IM KIDDING
Uo: LOL OH
Hana: Tohru I didn’t know you had that in you
Uo: she’s been around Kyo too much
Chapter 6: kyo gets dragged part 2
This one is longer to make up for that tiny baby chapter earlier. ALSO, again! its all in good fun!! :-) they're family and family makes fun of each other!!
Tohru-> to -> what’s ur sign
Tohru: hey guys just saw a really cute squirrel but i couldn’t get a pic :,(
Rin: just google squirrels
Momiji: ITs not the same!
Tohru Honda: mhm that squirrel was special!
Momiji: it wasn’t some google stock photo squirrel
Hatsuharu: is that even a thing momiji?
Momiji: I hope so
Yuki: shouldn’t you two be in school
Momiji: bold of you to assume I’m paying attention
Hatsuharu: yeah I’m skipping class right now
Rin: no you’re not
Hatsuharu: yeah I’m actually just in the bathroom
Tohru Honda: how the heck r u getting away with texting in class?
Momiji: used my charm obvi
Hatsuharu: I’m in the same class, can confirm
Yuki: kids these days…
Hatsuharu: you’re a year older than us yuki
Yuki: did I stutter
Tohru Honda: yuki shdnkdjd
Kagura: where is Kyo?
Tohru: u kno he has a general distaste for technology
Kagura:k true also I HAVE A PIC OF A SQUIRREL DO YOU WANT IT
Momiji: is it from google??
Kagura: no i took it MYSELF thank you very much
Rin: send it coward
Tohru: :,) so cuteeeeee
Momiji: hes just a little creature…
hatsuharu: sorry guys i got caught
Momiji: yea now he’s texting in class
Tohru: how’d u get away with that??
Hatsuharu: told her it was a family matter :)
Rin: you aint even slick
Hatsuharu: I mean I’m not lying…
yuki: hm inch resting
Momiji: yo it’s lunch and some random guy just got rejected by a straight 6
Hatsuharu: eh 5.8
Momiji: really? Harsh haru
Hatsuharu: it be like that
Yuki: is machi there
Momiji: hold on I think that was machi
Hatsuharu: hes just messing with you yuki.
Yuki: okay I was gonna say she’s at least a 7
Yuki: I’m kidding
Kagura: I was gonna say don’t treat your lady like that even if she’s never on the group chat
Yuki: you guys probably annoy her
Momiji: @machi defend yourself girl
Machi: nah I’m good
Momiji: understandable have a nice day
Rin: iconic I love how she doesn’t give a fuck
Machi: I do sometimes
Machi: I dunno let me think about it
Rin: love that for you
Tohru: u all should be enjoying ur lunch instead of texting us!
Momiji: I can multitask it’s the cafeteria no one cares if we text
Hatsuharu: machi I can see you from across the cafeteria
Machi: k stalker
Momiji: we are sitting next to her now :D
Rin: Im quoting that k stalker forever now
Kisa: that’s a really cute squirrel kagura! <3
Kisa: I just got out of school :-)
Tohru: how was ur day??
Hiro: not great, I’ll tell you that.
Kisa: hiro walked into a door
Hiro: ON accident
Kisa: on accident yea……...
Momiji: sureeeeee hiro
Hiro: I despise you, momiji.
Rin: i know i already asked but why do you use punctuation
Hiro: because, unlike you, I am not a fool who uses a coma for “emphasis”. I’m looking at you momiji.
Momiji: don’t out me like that, hiro.
Tohru: lol u guys :,)
Hatsuharu: momiji is hip with the internet lingo ig
Momiji: you know who isn’t
Momiji: oh dang wrong direction.
Momiji: don’t drag kyo he’s not here to defend himself
Yuki: pretty sure he doesn’t know how to use a phone
Hatsuharu: he uses messenger birds
Yuki: that’s implying he’s literate, which I can not confirm.
Kagura: guys that’s so mean kyo knows how to read!
Kagura: right Tohru!
Tohru: I’ve nvr seen him do it
Yuki: confirmed kyo can’t read
Tohru: because he hasn't answered my texts today :,(
Momiji: I’ll kill him
Kagura: don’t do that
Yuki: yeah that’s my job momiji
Rin: i leave for an hour and you guys are plotting Kyos murder
Hiro: I know. Absolutely barbaric.
Hatsuharu: I mean he won’t see it coming since he doesn’t read texts
Kisa: omg haru
Tohru: okee I’m done dragging him I’ll just go tell kyo to read his texts now...
Tohru: he lost his phone in our house plz drag him his ringer is off we will never find it
Yuki: I’ve waited my entire life for this
Hiro: how irresponsible.
Rin: you’re like 13
Hiro: I’m fifteen.
Hiro: I hate this family.
Hatsuharu: stop being emo and help us drag kyo
Hiro: I literally already did haru.
Kagura: kyo sucks because I called him three times and he still haven’t answered!!!!
Yuki: love it keep this up @machi come support me on my big day
Machi: I’ve never met him
Yuki: is that your drag
Yuki: okay fair sucks to not have met you
Hatsuharu: comedy genius yuki
Rin: kyos a ginger that alone is enough
Momiji: kyo still wears cargo pants even in the year 2019
Yuki: dang okay that’s pretty intense idk who can top that
Tohru: we still haven’t found it :,(
Kisa: uh kyo once tried to fight a 12 year old
Kisa: that 12 year old was hiro
Hiro: kisa why?
Momiji: ahhsjsjd nearly three hands with a 13 year old
Yuki: kisa I love you
Kagura: I’m screen shooting ALL OF THESE then I’m gonna print them out and mail them to kyo so he can finally read them!
Rin: we confirmed earlier he can’t read
Tohru: GUYS stop he found it!!
Tohru: it’s dead.
Hiro: what an idiot!
Kyo: YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK
Kagura: you left me on read for a month.
Kyo: I didn’t know what to say????
Hatsuharu: I can’t believe it a once in a lifetime experience
Hatsuharu: kyo texting
Kyo: shit up haru
Hatsuharu: shit up
Kyo: oh no
Yuki: shit up
Momiji: shit up
Kisa: sh*t up
Hiro: shit up
Rin: lmao kyo you can read ?
Kyo: yes I can fucking read
Yuki: color me surprised
Kyo: no one SAYS THAT DAMN YUKI
Yuki: are you sure about that
Momiji: I gotta take kyos side on this one
Tohru: I have nvr heard that saying before
Tohru: yea it’s cute tho
Tohru: color me surprised!
Kyo: Tohru why
Tohru: it’s cute! >:)
Tohru: it’s mischievous
Kyo: ooohhhh ok
Rin: kyo doesn’t know what emoticons are
Kyo: Tohru how do I block people?
Momiji: Tohru isn’t Alexa or Siri kyo
Hatsuharu: Tohru play despacito
Momiji: oh kagura my sweet, sweet girl
Kagura: I don’t like that song
Hiro: me neither.
Kyo: that’s because you listen to mcr
Hiro: don’t act like you don’t.
Kyo: I like neck deep now.
Hatsuharu: I love them my fave song is gold steps
Kyo: I like that one too. I think mine is kali Ma
Rin: facts those are both really good
Yuki: you guys are emo
Kisa: I like some danger day songs by
Mcr gold steps is okay. I like the message
Yuki: you’re an exception always
Momiji: I- danger days is good actually I can’t say anything
Chapter 7: Machi has a secret
Machi is my favorite character (if you cant tell), so this is a lil spotlight on her, and yuki's squad.
Machi-> to -> yuki
Machi: I got you this because it reminded me of you
Yuki: it’s basil?
Machi: you said you were going to grow little herbs/plants in your apartment.
Yuki: :-) yeah I am
Yuki: I’ll put it out in my balcony!
Machi: awe cute it can be with its little plant friends
Yuki: why are we both so easily amused
Machi: mostly you but idk
Yuki: mmm pretty sure you too
Machi: no you
Yuki: woah dial that sass back
Yuki: haha anyway I’ll see you Sunday :-)
Machi: mhm! Mr.basil is coming
Yuki: that’s a terrible name
Machi: it’s simple yet complex
Yuki: no it’s not you just named it after the plant
Machi: basil is it’s last name
Yuki: what’s its first name
Machi: you’re not on first name terms with him yet slow down
Yuki: HAHAH okay okay I have to go
Machi: see ya
Kakeru-> to -> student council bitchesss
Kakeru: y’all we gotta have a reunion
Kimi: omg yessss!!!
Kimi: I’ll bring refreshments
Yuki: where n when
Kakeru: oh yuki always actually planing
Yuki: it’s not my fault I do all the work around here
Kakeru: please I (as in me, as in Kakeru) came up with the idea
Kimi: guys omg lets just meet at a restaurant
Yuki: okay yeah sounds good
Yuki: minus Kakeru
Kakeru: LEAVE ME AKONE
Yuki: akone what does that mean
Kakeru: you know what I meant!!!
Kimi: what restaurant though???
Kakeru: Korean bbq!
Kimi: okay ?? You guys good with that?
Machi: I don’t really have a preference
Kimi: machi omg you finally answered
Machi: yea sorry
Kakeru: don’t you really like kimchi
Yuki: anything spicy really
Machi: I like it so spicy it hurts
Machi: I hate you
Kakeru: what ???
Yuki: anyway what day can you guys meet up for this I’m good either this Thursday or next Saturday
Machi: I can’t Thursday
Kakeru: I can both days as well but also machi what you have plans?
Kimi: ??????? Oh?????
Kakeru: tell us?!!!!!??
Machi: nah it’s not really important I can cancel if Thursday works better
Kimi: I WANNA KNOW WHAT PLANS
Kakeru: same ????!!!!
Yuki: no it’s okay you don’t have cancel we can do next Saturday
Kimi: yeah okay sounds good kimi will be there
Kimi: we are doing the one by the ikea right?
Kakeru: across from it yea!!!
Kimi: I still wanna know machis plans……
Kakeru: ….. me too……..
yuki: lowkey me as well…..
Machi: too bad
Kakeru: OH COME ON PLEASEEEEEEE
kimi: a hint?????
Kakeru: yeah a clue ???? Please I’m your brother!
Machi: and I hate you
Kakeru: you hurt me machi you hurt me so
Yuki-> to -> machi
Yuki: are you gonna tell me
Machi: maybe what’s in it for me
Yuki: oh my god machi
Yuki: I’ll get you a mogeta keychain
Machi: hm I’ll think about it
Yuki: MAchi pleaseeee
Machi: I’m gonna tell you
Yuki: okay should I sit down
Machi: gonna get a haircut
Yuki: you suck are you serious
Machi: I mean kinda
Yuki: what do you mean kinda
Machi: I am getting a haircut that day
Machi: I’ve got an art show at 6
Yuki: what why didn’t you say anything
Machi: didn’t think it was too important
Yuki: I i need to go to it
Yuki: you should tell the group chat
Machi-> to -> student council bitchessss
Machi: I have an art show at 6 at the event center on Thursday
Kimi: omg !?? Kimi will be there!!!
Kakeru: wtf why didn’t you say anything
Yuki: we should all go
Kakeru: THEN GET STARBUCKS
Yuki: hahah okay your caffeine addiction is getting out of hand Kakeru
Kakeru: YOURE GETTING OUT OF HAND
yuki: THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
machi: okay just don’t act like that there
Kimi: I WONT I PROMISE
Kakeru-> to -> machi
Kakeru: does your mom know?
Kakeru: does dad know?
Machi: didn’t feel like telling them
Kakeru: okay why
Kakeru: I didn’t even know you did art
Machi: I didn’t really until recently to be fair
Kakeru: you shoulda told us
Machi: nah it’s really not a big deal it’s not like I’m good or anything
Kakeru: still ?!
Momiji-> to -> what’s ur sign
Momiji: yo you guys remember how me and yuki’s girlfriend got assigned as partners in chem
Hatsuharu: yeah and I got stuck with some random person i don’t know
Momiji: yeah and how you won’t stop complaining about it
Tohru: I’ve only met her once!! U get to see her everyday not fair
Yuki: not fair indeed
Rin: we love you miji but i dont know how you havent scared her off yet
Yuki: I’m surprised too
Momiji: I’ll tell her u say hi
Machi: I’m in this group chat
Momiji: oh yeah
Kagura: you guys are on your phones during class again??
Hatsuharu:it’s for research.
Kyo: bull shit
Momiji: kyos here!!!
Momiji: I gotta go rip me
Hatsuharu: they’re actually working huh would you look at that
Rin: pics or it didn’t happen
Hatsuharu: \image\ there
Hatsuharu: I’m so bored
Kyo: aren’t you supposed to be doing shit for class
Hatsuharu: uh yeah
Hatsuharu: I’ll do it the last day
Tohru: omg haru u shouldn’t procrastinate so much!
Rin: do your work
Rin: why does he listen to yuki over me
Tohru: and me??
Rin: rip us huh Tohru
Kyo: hey I have a question
Kagura: what is it?
Kyo: how do I mute this
Rin: you’re so fucking stupid
Kyo: LISTEN I NEVER HAD A PHONE
Yuki: why do you wnat to mute us so badly huh
Rin: i get why i mean i have y’all on mute
Kagura: but you still text us all the time
Rin: it’s not like I have anything better to do
Kyo: see, I do have shit to do
Rin: like what
Kyo: nunya business
Tohru: hes helping me put frames up also we r doing the flooring rn it’s wood babeyyyy
Yuki: okay he’s helping Tohru I will give him a pass
Rin: okay fine
Kagura: kyos a good boyfriend
Kyo: THANK YOU KAGURA
Tohru: it’s loving Kyo hours
Yuki: no thanks
Hatsuharu: I’ll participate Tohru
Yuki: go back to work haru
Hatsuharu: we had to evacuate because someone …. set a fire
Momiji: yeah me and machi accidentally set a table on fire
Momiji: no regrets
Rin: wtf how
Momiji: well they gave US benson burners
Hatsuharu: that’s fair they’re my hero’s I didn’t want to do work
Yuki: oh my god
Tohru: r u okay??
Machi: yea it was “lit” -momiji
Hatsuharu: I still don’t understand how it happened
Machi: me neither
Momiji: ahejjdjdjdkd yes you do omg
Machi: I don’t know what you’re talking about
Hatsuharu: I- hold on where are you guys I’m by the track still
Hatsuharu: nvm I found u
Yuki: I honestly don’t know who’s the bad influence between those three
Tohru: omg I wonder what happened D:
Kyo: they set something on fire? that’s so fucking metal
Rin: lowkey i agree with Kyo
Hatsuharu-> to -> rin
Hatsuharu: the pic of the burnt desks reminds me of u
Rin: wtf why
Rin: oh okay nvm i see it
Rin: True Love is sending pics of burnt desks
Hatsuharu: yep it smells good too
Rin: that’s weird haru
Hatsuharu: not in that way it smells like a campfire
Rin: we should go camping
Rin: woah I haven’t seen you use an exclamation mark in so long
Rin: stop please
Momiji -> to -> yuki
Momiji: it has been five weeks and machi has finally warmed up to me :D
Yuki: what that was fast
Momiji: the fire reallly bonded us
Yuki: oh my god
Momiji: anywya i will keep you updated
Yuki: it’s okay you do not
Momiji: here’s a pic you would have gotten if you follow me on snap
Momiji: :D you can see some of the fire getting on her hair
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Chapter 9: friendship is being formed
some machi, haru and momiji bonding! ofc theyre gonna be friends!
bonus kyoru at the end of the chap!!!
Momiji-> to -> arsonists
Momiji: I made us a group chat
Machi: this is a mistake
Momiji: I still can’t get over how we got out of being suspended
Machi: it wasn’t really our faults … maybe a little
Momiji: lol it totally was I asked if you wanted to set our work on fire to get out of it and you said yes and threw it
Machi: you asked me
Momiji: I DIDNT THINK YOUD ACTUALLY DO IT
Machi: your handwriting is too neat but yea I did do that
Hatsuharu: machi you’re an enabler you know that
Machi: I’m certified in enabling yes
Momiji: hatsuharu you should just ditch your chem partner and join us
Machi: yea we need supervision
Momijj: whjdjdjd yea
Hatsuharu: I will ask our teacher actually sounds lit
Hatsuharu: I’ll add the supervision part
Hatsuharu: she said yes omg we are great at manipulating the system
Machi: fuck authority
Hatsuharu: fuck yeahh
Momiji: LETS SET MORE STUFF ON FIRE
momiji: just kidding that is illegal
Hatsuharu: May I repeat: fuck authority
Machi: may I repeat: illegal
Momiji: skjdjdjjdd yea I don’t wanna got to jail
Hatsuharu: true you know what they’ll do to guys like you in prison?
Momiji: HARU WTF
Momiji: I would have thought you do the hahahas like yuki
Machi: only old people do that
Hatsuharu -> to -> yuki
Hatsuharu: your girlfriend is approved by me
Yuki: haha okay?
Yuki what is with you and momiji
Yuki: what makes you say that
Hatsuharu: she’s cool
Yuki: because she set a fire?
Hatsuharu: she technically did do that but to be fair it was momijis idea
Hatsuharu: it’s a long story anyway the three of us are buddies now :)
Yuki: that smile is very unnerving
Yuki-> to -> machi
Yuki: why does hatsuharu admire you all the sudden
Yuki: what happened??
Machi: I don’t think I would say admire but I think we’re friends now?
Machi: I can’t really tell tho you know me
Yuki: yeah I understand what you mean
Yuki: also I hope you didn’t take that the wrong way I’m happy you get along
Machi: I didn’t I knew what you meant you’re just confused because all the sudden your whole family is in on this other thing they didn’t know about or were part of
Yuki: that’s exactly it
Yuki: hold on I’m gonna call you
Tohru-> to -> Kyo
Tohru: i have two things
Tohru: one: I miss u
Tohru: two plzzzz bring me back chicken nuggets
Kyo: okay I’ve been gone for three hours
Kyo: also what sauces
Tohru: omg yayyy uh honey mustard and ketchup
Tohru: yes plz
Kyo: I’m gonna get us a McFlurry too
Tohru: omg yes the m&m one
Tohru: u kno me so well :,)
Kyo: yea ig
Kyo: k I’ll be back soon I don’t wanna text n drive
Tohru: k good I’m in our bed but I’ll get plates n water tho
Kyo: dinner in bed hell yes
Kyo: can you turn Htv on too please
Tohru: ITS ON ALREADY
Kyo: I fucking love you
Chapter 10: momiji shitposts
i think this chapter really speaks for itself!
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Momiji-> to -> what’s your sign
Momiji: haru is a cow. And a boy. Therefore ,,,,, cowboy
Rin: momiji wtf it’s 2am
Momiji: I had what I thought was decaf green tea
Momiji: ‘‘twas not decaf
Rin: k but your right we need to start calling him cowboy haru
Rin: why the fuck are you up
Yuki: I’m just generally a disaster
Rin: okay valid
Momiji: yo nocturnal squad
Yuki: you turn everything into a squad
Momiji: you bet I do
Rin: i just changed every contact name of harus to cowboy
Yuki: lol I’m gonna photoshop his face over Clint Eastwood hold on
Momiji: 2am yuki is the best yuki
Rin: Im so ready
Momiji: this town ain’t big enough for the two of us
Yuki: I can not say I’m proud of that on a clear conscience
Momiji: Wait rin why r you up
Rin: ya girl ate some gluten on accident
Yuki: bitch you’re a celiac
Rin: I FUCKIN KNOW IT WAS ACCIDENT
Momiji: oh celiac rin :,) so careless
Rin: listen how tf am I supposed to know tortilla chips have gluten
Yuki: WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS IN THEM
Yuki: flour tortillas rin. Flour.
Rin: Wait i thought tortilla chips were all corn chips
Momiji: RIN OH MY GOD
Rin: wtf why WASNT i aware of this
Yuki: celiac rin suffers from dumb bitch disease like the rest of us
Momiji: again we collectively share three brain cells and Hiro hogs two of them
Rin: brb throwing out my non corn chips
Yuki: okay I need to go to bed I have class at 8:30
Yuki: good night celiac rin and momiji
Momiji: that boy is a disaster isnt he celiac rin
Rin: aren’t we all
Tohru-> to -> what’s ur sign
Tohru: omg I enjoyed reading thru that ahhshsbbd
Kisa: me too lol
Hatsuharu: I can’t believe I’m cowboy haru now what
Momiji: can i get a yee haw ?!
Kisa: yee haw!!!!
Tohru: yee haw!
Kisa: oh!!! Guys!! me and Hiro just watched detective pikachu
Hatsuharu: was it good
Kisa: surprisingly yes
Hiro: it was alright, the ending was strange. I really liked the Pokémon though.
Kisa: me too!
Hiro: I want. A bulbasaur.
Rin: nah charmander
Kisa: I gotta go with Hiro I like bulbasaur but growlith thoooooo
Hatsuharu: throw back to watching Pokémon on YouTube in 140p
Rin: don’t forget the episode is in three parts
Kisa: the audio is off by a little bit too
Hiro: I love jelly donuts!
Kisa: highkey team rocket was my fave
Kisa: meaowth was so funny!!
Hiro: I remember their backstories being really sad though…
Rin: they fuckin were meowth learned to speak English cuz he got stuck in a vent at a school
Hatsuharu: what the hell
Kisa: oh and Jesse was poor and ate snow and soy sauce when she was hungry!!
Rin: that shit was harsh I forgot about that
Hatsuharu: pokemon ain’t playing
Hiro: even though it’s literally playing a game.
Kagura: omg I have the first movies on vhs
Hiro: kagura you’re so old.
Kisa: respect your elders
Kagura: I’m really not!!!
Rin: do you need help crossing the street grandma kagura
Hatsuharu: lmao let me get a walker for you
Kagura: I HAVE ONE GREY HAIR AND THIS IS HOW IM TREATED
Rin: wait shit you have a grey hair omg
Machi: yuki alrwady went grey poor guy
Kisa: old man yuki and grandma kagura
Hiro: bonus caveman Kyo!
Rin: don’t forget 12 year old Hiro :)
Hiro: and celiac rin. :)
Kisa: kakdkndndn oh and cowboy haru
Hatsuharu: where is momiji he usually is always on
Machi: I made him finish his work for the project so we can actually be done
Machi: my back hurts from carrying our group
Hatsuharu: omg stop you fuckin set a fire and ripped like two pieces of paper
Yuki: machi is a chaotic neutral
Yuki: also stop slandering me It’s silver
Machi: lol get him
Kagura: how does it feel being called old huh yuki
Yuki: shut up grandma kagura knit me a sweater
Momiji: SORRY I MISSED ALL THIS BUT THE TEA IS SCORCHING HOTTTTTTT
Momiji: May i just say, I love all of you
Momiji: oldman yuki, 12 year old Hiro, grandma kagura, chaotic neutral machi, cowboy haru, celiac rin, caveman Kyo, tent dweller tohru, and roast queen kisa.
Machi: thanks label maker momiji
Tohru: that’s so cute momiji
Kagura: I think me and yuki got the worst ones...
Rin: Kyo is literally a caveman but go off
Hiro: I think mines the worst
Kagura: nvm it is
Kisa: it is
Momiji: ‘‘tis the worst
Kyo: I actually laughed at those nicknames not gonna lie
Tohru: even tho they called u caveman
Kyo: whatever tent dweller
Momiji: omg Kyo made a joke! Everyone come back
Rin: Im gonna take a fat nap but I appreciate that joke
Hatsuharu: I wanna cuddle
Rin: drive over here then
Momiji: first ew get a room
Momiji: second don’t get lost haru
Hatsuharu: bitch it’s a mile away
Hatsuharu: and my car has navigation
Tohru: anjdjdnjdjd stay safe haru
Yuki: tohru shoulda been mom tohru instead of tent dweller
Tohru: thanks son,
Yuki: np mom
Kyo: does that make me dad Kyo
Yuki: NO OH FUCK I TAKE IT BACK
Kyo: do you talk to your dad that way
Yuki: I hate myself
Kyo: come on sport let’s go play a game of catch
Yuki: STOP AHHHHHH
Tohru: HAHDHDJDNJDJDNDNDNDJ oh my gosh
Hiro: show your parents some respect yuki!
Kisa: Im crying from laughing omg
Tohru: be home for dinner yuki
Kyo: go study hard at school champ
Tohru: we will put ur grades on the fridge
Kisa: family meeting at 6!
Hiro: don’t forget to do your chores young man.
Tohru: yeah! clean ur room young man!
Momiji: sometimes a family is a tent dweller, a caveman and their grey haired son.
Kisa: he isn’t answering oof
Kyo: I think we broke him
Kagura: I don’t think I have laughed this much in a long time
Hiro: me neither!
Yuki: I genuinely want to disappear
Tohru: sorry did we go too far?
Tohru: omg yuki im so sorry! Please forgive me!!
Yuki: NO YOU’RE GOOD TOHRU
Machi: yuki was just being dramatic
Yuki: machi you didn’t defend me smh
Machi: I didn’t because I want your parents to like me
Yuki: STOP HAHAHHAHA
Tohru: oh okay good I was scared
Kyo: you’re grounded for making your mother worry
Kisa: Kyo omg !!
Yuki: honestly I agree with that punishment
Momiji: yuki Can you come hang out oh wait
Rin: fuck I missed the funniest thing that has happened on here wtf
Hatsuharu: lmao rip yuki
Chapter 11: The return of the arsonists
Tohru basically herds everyone around like chaotic sheep, even though she definitely takes part in the shenanigans
Kagura -> to -> what’s your sign
Kagura: how are all of you on this lovely Thursday we haven’t chatted in the group chat for a while
Hiro: it’s been a day. One day of sweet, sweet silence.
Momiji: me haru and machi finished our project today :-)
Hatsuharu: oh yeah we also didn’t commit arson this time so that’s a bonus
Rin: how did it turn out
Momiji: ⅓ of our group is smart so it’s pretty good
Rin: is it machi
Yuki: probably tbh
Hatsuharu: yuki how could you
Hatsuharu: you’re right tho no offense momiji
Momiji: none taken
Momiji: I know three languages so you know chem isn’t my thang and that’s okay
Hatsuharu: trilingual king
Tohru: hey guys!!
Tohru: me and Kyo are almost done with redoing the floors :-)
Kagura: oh yeah I totally forgot you were remodeling the whole house
Rin: kagura we spent a whole fucking day knocking down walls and ripping out cabinets in their kitchen together the other day
Hatsuharu: it was como se dice lit
Momiji: oh lol yeah that was like a week ago huh?
Tohru: yeah well we got it really cheap so we could save money by renovating it ourselves
Tohru: also me and Kyo r obsessed with property brothers
Yuki: lol Kyo watches htv
Rin: everyone loves htv yuki don’t lie
Rin: it was on my hospital tv all the time and not gonna lie jonathan property is hot
Tohru: their last name is property?
Rin: oh i don’t know they’re the property brothers so John and drew property
Kisa: using that method, Mario brothers: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Rin: omg kisa lmao
Momiji: hey guys the culinary club I’m part of is serving cookies we made at the art show tonight y’all should come,,,,,
Tohru: okay! Let me tell Kyo to come
Yuki: I’ll be there already
Kisa: oh yeah okay !!!
Hiro: Is it at the event center?
Rin: i would but Im busy
Hatsuharu: doing what
Kagura: I’ll try to make it!! What cookies did you make?
Momiji: I made the peanut butter ones :,)
Hiro: so the easiest cookies?
Momiji: HIRO STOP EXPOSING ME
Momiji: but yeah
Kagura: I have a question
Kagura: why don’t we have the rest of the zodiac squad
Rin: because we strongly dislike them next question
Rin: not Ritsu tho they’re cool
Yuki: also Ritsu would freak out no offense
Tohru: that’s very true
Hatsuharu: the rest of them are too old
Kagura: heh okay makes sense
Yuki: yeah just think about it why on earth would you want Ayami here
Tohru: No comment
Momiji: even Tohru didn’t want to think about it ahdjjdjjj
Machi: that would suck full offense to Ayame
Machi: also why am I still here
Momiji: lol that’s right you met him shhdjdjjdf
Machi: yea it is a time I wish to forget
Kisa: you’re here because we begged yuki to add you to the chat
Tohru: ur are one of us now!
Hatsuharu: that’s vaguely threatening Tohru
Tohru: oh oops shhdjjdjf
Rin: i can feel machis overall distaste for human interactions from text
Machi: just interacting with momiji really
Momiji: STOP JEJDJJDJFJF
hatsuharu: lol earlier today- ah its a long story nvm
Momiji: she broke my pencil
Momiji: IT WAS MECHANICAL
machi: did you not provoke it
Hatsuharu: he absolutely did
Machi: that’s what I thought
Rin: i like her
Kisa: I wanna know ???!!!?
Hiro: I’m not sure if I appreciate that she broke his pencil or if I should be scared…
machi: why only one
Momiji: I WAS JUST POKING HER WITH IT
Momiji: then I stoped when she got up ????
Machi: bitch you flung it across the room at me after I got up
Hatsuharu: LAMO OH YEAH
Rin: LAMO lol haru
Tohru: momiji why
Momiji: haru and I had gotten iced coffee before hand and I think I had too much caffeine in my system
Yuki: omg machi another Kakeru
Machi: yea I know yuki I learned the hard way
Kagura: who’s that
Yuki: my best friend
Machi: my annoying ass brother
Momiji: are you calling me annoying machi???? Is that all I am to you
Machi: You’re like the brother I never wanted
Hatsuharu: don’t you have another brother
Machi: yeah I don’t see him as much as I see momiji though which is a pity
Rin: facts who would want to see miji everyday
Tohru: I would miji!!!
Momiji: THANSK TOHRU
Momiji->to -> machi
Momiji: hey I have a little sister I never see too
Momiji: yeah my dad doesn’t really want her to know we are related for whatever reason
Momiji: that sucks. I’m sorry.
Momiji: it’s okay! I sneak to see her sometimes
Machi: that’s good! I don’t get to do that my mom is insane
Machi: I was trying to put a blanket on my baby brother and she thought I was going to kill him
Machi: yeah she’s crazy she thinks I’m jelaous or something so I live alone
Machi: it’s kinda nice though
Momiji: omg that sucks
Momiji: I would send an angry email to your mom
Momiji: thanks for trusting me enough to tell me that
Machi: awe thanks for listening or reading rather
Momiji: I’m glad we became friends even though you broke my pencil in half and set my desk on fire
Machi: same even though you told me to light the paper on fire and irritated me for a whole class period
Momiji: <3 tru friendship
Chapter 12: "me time" -uotani
Hey guys!! sorry for such a late update, I had no wifi for a couple of days!! anyway I am back now!
enjoy these next few chaps! I hope you have as much fun reading them as i do writing them!
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Machi-> to -> arsonists
Momiji: omg you bought me new mechanical pencils they're so cute!
Hatsuharu: how come you didnt get me any
Machi: dont be greedy I didnt break your pencil
Momiji: LOLL hahahha
machi: they were from daiso ill get you some later you big baby
Hatsuharu: thanks :)
Momiji: yall are coming tonight right??
Machi: yea i have an art piece there
Hatsuharu: ill be there to eat all your cookies
Momiji: plz do not
Hanajima -> to -> grl Pwr
Hana: hey I got a coupon for the ramen place near me would you two be interested in going?
Uo: fuck yeah I am
Tohru: I would also love to go!
Hana: girls night
Tohru: YES!! I will get sum face masks
Uo: Im ready to watch terrible movies and cry into my chocolate peanut butter ice cream let’s go girlssssss
Hana: is that not what you do daily?
Uo: bitch don’t expose me like that!
Tohru: omg Uo
Uo: ITS ME TIME
Uo: you would know if you took a day for yourself crying and eating ice cream and shit that it’s very relaxing
Hana: I think I’m going to add that to my schedule thank you
Tohru: me too! I’ll spend a afternoon eating ice cream and crying in solidarity with u
Uo: you don’t have to do that lol I’m mostly joking
Tohru: NO IM GONNA DO IT
Uo: you both have zero chill lollll
Tohru: But u do?
Uo: damn. Tohru you’ve been hanging out with Kyo way too much wtf
Hana: I for one am proud.
hatsuharu->to -> whats your sign
Hatsuharu: the art show is over for all of you who didnt show up. RIN.
Momiji: /image/ ya girl machi got second place
Rin: woah thats sick
Momiji: abstract expressionism bitch!
Machi: ^ thanks
Yuki: It shoulda gotten first in my opinion
Hiro: really? I am not a fan of modern art too much abstract expressionism holds no substance to me.
Rin: block him machi
Machi: bold of you to assume I even have his number saved
Machi: I didn’t know (813) 800 3344 was an art critic
Rin: and i oop…
Yuki: machi i love you so much omg
Machi: none of you introduced yourselves so i have no idea whos who
Tohru: OMG MACHI UR ART WAS V GOOD!!!
Tohru: also hiro! Rude!
Kagura: lets all start signing off our texts then -kagura
Tohru: cute idea! -tohru
Kisa: hiro !!! rude! I liked your piece machi -kisa
Rin: this is dumb -rin
Kagura: whyd you do it then? -kagura
Rin: idk -rin
Hatsuharu: how long do we have to do this -haru
Machi: i have your number already haru
Rin: chem chat? -Rin
Machi: yeah he got mad cuz i got momiji a pencil and not him
Rin: lol -rin
Kisa: ahahhaha -kisa
Hiro: you guys are idiots. -hiro
Machi: hold on youre the one whos 12
Hiro: IM FIFTEEN!!
Machi: makes sense
Rin: dang roasted -Rin
Yuki: I- -Yuki
Machi: Yuki really
Yuki: YES. -yuki
Momiji: the other number should be kyo then!
Machi: oh I realized that when he got excited about making fun of yuki
Machi: plus you guys roast him a lot
Tohru: YEah i know this kyo slander is terrible! -tohru
Machi: i got everyone now you dont have to do it anymore thanks
Tohru: oh okay !!!
Tohru-> to -> yuki
Tohru: omg she hates me
Yuki: what who
Yuki: WHat?? Why do you think that?
Tohru: Idk her tone in the texts
Yuki: omg tohru no! Thats just how she always texts ! Even me.
Tohru: okay i just- I thought she was annoyed :-(
Yuki: no!! Definitely not. Don’t worry !
Tohru: kk thank u for telling me that
Yuki: of course :-)
Chapter 13: Kyo does good
I *clenches fist* LOVE KYO SO MUCH
and yuki and machi and tohru and hatsuharu and momiji and rin and hiro and kisa and kagura and uo and saki- well you get it
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Tohru -> to -> kyo
Tohru: hey, Did u put that picture frame up?
Kyo: yeah do you like it
Tohru: I LOVE IT
Kyo: awe i thought so
Tohru: we should print more pictures
Kyo: i can hang some of us
Kyo: youre so easily impressed hahhaha
Tohru: no, im just always impressed by u :)
Kyo: dont do that I am not strong enoughhhhh
Kyo: did you just call me a baby
Tohru: maybe so,
Kyo: whatever youre the baby
Tohru: no u
Kyo: HAHAHHA okay maybe we are both babies
Tohru: Youre def my baby
Kyo: do not…
Kyo: that ones not real come on
Tohru: sweet cheeks
Kyo: these are all terrible oh my god
Tohru: my little gumdrop
Kyo: thats the worst one
Kyo -> to -> what’s ur sign?
Kyo: it’s a group fam pic on our wall
Kagura: omg this is so sweet
Rin: lowkey Thats tight as fuck
Momiji: finally a photo where Haru’s eyes aren’t closed
Hatsuharu: I have sleepy eyes bitch leave me alone
Rin: literally every photo I have with haru his eyes are closed
Tohru: IT TOOK US LIKE FIVE TRIES TO GET HARUS EYES OPEN WHEN WE TOOK THOSE PICS
Kyo: hahaha I remember that
Yuki: can you send me the photo Kyo?
Kyo: yeah sure
Hiro: I love that photo! I’m honored I’m on your wall. Also that’s the most civil convo I’ve seen between them part 2.
Rin: big facts Hiro
Yuki: should I make fun of him to even it out
Hatsuharu: rin your such an enabler
Hatsuharu: But yeah do it
Kyo: I hate all of you so muchhhhhhh
Kagura: clearly you don’t because of the pic you sent
Kisa: omg I love that!! Thanks for sharing Kyo!
Tohru: we r almost done with the house!
Kyo: Hell Yeah
Kyo: I mean heck yeah sorry
Tohru: Kyo ur being so pure
Kyo: there’s twelve year olds on this chat
Yuki: haha Hiro he called you 12 what you gonna do about it
Hiro: I SWEAR TO THE LORD I AM NOT 12 !
Kisa: I sweAR tO ThE LOrD
Hatsuharu: LOL kisa get his ass
Rin: i feel like kisa has been spending way too much time with tohru and Kyo because her roasts are so good it’s definitely kyos fault
Kyo: that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Rin: that your roasts are good
Tohru: Kyo omg
Yuki: are they though………..
kisa: I think yuki is better at it sorry Kyo
Kyo: ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDINF ME ANDJKDJHHHHHHHG
yuki: omg o think he rage quit
Tohru: HE BROKE HIS PHONE
Hatsuharu: Wait that’s literally hilarious oh my god
Kisa: where’s momiji
Rin: true him and i always answer texts
Rin: haru. What. Did. You. Do.
Hiro: holy cow (lol haru) rin used periods!
Hatsuharu: first, why do you assume I did something
Hatsuharu: second, I didn’t do anything don’t worry momiji is in witness protection program
Tohru: omg what
Momiji: haru stop
Momiji: I mean he’s right skksjsksk
Momiji: Im hiding and shhhh i wasn’t here
Rin: WHAT IS GOING ON
Kisa: Im kinda scared
Hiro: Same kisa.
Hatsuharu: don’t worry guys
Kisa: oof Okay haru
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO MOMIJI LOL
Chapter 14: oh no momiji
the time has come to see momijis fate...
Machi -> to -> what’s ur sign
Machi: momiji I cant find you but when I do, I’m gonna rip the ears off your bunny backpack for your crimes
Machi: sorry wrong chat pls ignore that
Rin: wait no what did he do
Hatsuharu: LMAO MACHI NO
momiji: MACHI IM SORRY
Kisa: WHat did you do??? Is this why he was hiding???
Hiro: witness protection program makes sense now. Someone protect his mechanical pencils!
Kagura: HAHAHAHHA omg Hiro
Machi: My bad I didn’t mean to bring this into the chat
Hatsuharu: don’t worry about it momiji does this kind of thing all the time
Rin: please tell me what happened
Hatsuharu: momiji saw her across campus screeched machi and fuckin tackled her to the ground
Machi: everyone was staring
Momiji: also we slipped in the mud too
Hatsuharu: oh yeah they were muddy all of class
Machi: that part rocked
Yuki: momiji why’d you tackle my girlfriend
Rin: lmao get em
Hatsuharu: lol yuki want me to fight him for your honor
Machi: bitch I’m gonna fight him myself
Machi: meet me behind the bike racks after school
Machi: bring the backpack
Momiji: NO NOT EURGAN !!!
Yuki: again, why the fuck momiji
Hatsuharu: oh lol I forgot you named it that
Kisa: guys omg dont fight
Rin: yeah i feel like machi would destroy you
Momiji: SHE WILL
Machi: i will i got brass knuckles
Yuki: Can i get an answer or what
Momiji: i got excited that is all
Momiji: i don’t want anything to do with that strumpet
Machi: momiji i will end you.
Yuki: oh shit she used a period
Yuki: also what the hell don’t call her a strumpet I just googled that
Hatsuharu: it’s a inside joke because of the Shakespeare unit he’s not actually calling her that
Kagura: I’ve never seen yuki this scary
Rin: damn Im enjoying this lowkey
Yuki: i am not.
Kisa: i hope they are kidding
Hiro: don’t worry they are.
Rin: yeah they are kisa but machi might destroy his backpack
Rin: lol sorry
Tohru: omg sorry i was gone with Kyo at lunch what is going on???
Yuki: momiji tackled my girlfriend, insulted her honor and now she is going to murder eurgan
Tohru: THE BACKPACK
Tohru: but also momiji why??????
Yuki: cuz he’s a little shit that’s why
Rin: damn yuki
Kisa: omg yuki
Hatsuharu: hey uh I’m back want an update
Rin: yes please haru
Hatsuharu: /image/ eurgan is deaf now rip
Kisa: not eurgan!!
Tohru: omg how did machi rip it with her bare hands
Hatsuharu: it was scary and cool at the same time
Rin: good for her
Yuki: Thats my girlfriend :,)
Hatsuharu: thank god she’s lit
Hatsuharu: we got detention tho rip “I did what i set out to do” -machi
Momiji: i hate you machi
Machi: bitch me too
Hiro: that you hate momiji or that you hate yourself?
Machi: again Hiro, why only one?
Rin: finally someone to argue with hiro
Hiro: i hate this family.
Kisa -> to -> Hiro
Kisa: hey would you like to go watch the new dora movie with me for our tuesday movie? i heard its good
Hiro: Are you serious?
Hiro: DAMN. nevermind it got an 82 on rotten tomatoes. Yeah sure.
Kisa: Omg really?? I didn’t know it scored that high
Hiro: I’m pretty surprised too. When I’m 17 we can finally go to rated R movies.
Kisa: I dont know what kind of Rated R movies I would want to watch…
Hiro: You love lady bird and its rated R.
Kisa: thats an exception
Hiro: what about Brooklyn?
Kisa: I just like saoirse ronan a lot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hiro: Hahahha okay. But yeah I will see dora with you!
Hiro: unrelated but do you want to come over today after school?
Kisa: YEah omg can we play mario kart on your switch
Hiro: im gonna beat you
Kisa: you say that everytime and I ALWAYS win
Hiro: Ive been practicing with rin.
Kisa: Rin isnt that good either tho noah fence to her
Hiro: youre just the mario kart master, so we all look like mario kart plebeians...
Kisa: HAHHAHHA thats right
Hiro: dont tell people I admitted Im worst at it
Kisa: Its okay your dark, dark secret is safe with me :)