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Curtis Is An Evil Abusive Monster

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One morning, Curtis woke up feeling angry so he decided to be mean, evil, and abusive. He used all the sugar in his coffee, left hair in the shower drain, ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms, and didn't fill the car up with gas after driving it to the Garrison.

"Your husband is toxic, Shiro," said the concerned Keith. "You should dump him."

"SILENCE, FOOL!" Curtis yelled as he threw a moldy banana at Keith's head and let loose a cage full of monkeys in the room.

"Actually, I think he's just insane," Shiro said as Curtis skipped through the halls with panties on his head singing The Lumberjack Song.