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Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

Square the FUCK up @sakuramood

 

sarah is gay @biitchplease

umm, should we be concerned?

 

Look at the chickens @isgoose

What happened?? @AmericanHero??

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

He challenged me to a pokemon go battle and beat me then left before I could even get a rematch!

 

Matthew Williams @mapleisgod

Again, @AmericanHero? I thought we talked to you about this

 

Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

i'm wheezing, jesus christ above

 

Honda Kiku @sakuramood

I apologize @AmericanHero. I had urgent important things to do.

 

Lovino Vargas @shutyourfuck

Bullshit @sakuramood you just went to @pastaa and @gerfew’s room.

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

@sakuramood why the fuck you lying

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhip

I’m crying, these accounts are 11/10 gold

 

Blu Boi @isblu

“Urgent important things” I’m sobbing 

 

sarah is gay @biiitchplease

@AmericanHero is quoting memes I’m so proud of my country

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

Why is @sakuramood hanging out in a room @pastaa and @gerfew are sharing ? Why are they even sharing a room in the first place?

 

Annacadabra @lesbe-annie

#therealconspiracy @yaBoi

 

Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

There’s a tumblr page devoted to nation-ships

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

Please let a nation be something other than cishet, I’m drooling for someone to RepresentTM

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

lol @jesusneedsthequeers if you only knew

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

shit, I shouldn’t have said that

 

Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo @tomatotomate

I was going to ask why ludwig is yelling loud enough for the entire hotel to hear, but I read your tweets...good luck @prussiareignsforever

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

well fuck you too

 

Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo @tomatotomate

Would you, please?

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhip

ahaha this is the best thing

 

Blu Boi @isblu

@tomatotomate coming at us with the smooth comebacks

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Ludwig Beilschmidt @gerfew

Why is @prussiareignsforever screaming and crying loud enough for me to hear two stories up?

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

Prussia autocorrected to Russia!!!! i’m being forgotten!!!!

 

Blu Boi @isblu

rip

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

goodbye cruel world that hated me for being a left handed bisexual albino, i won’t miss you as much as i probably should

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

i just spat soup all over my bed

 

Roderich Edelstein @pianoismyfirstlove

Stop being so dramatic @prussiareignsforever.

 

sarah is gay @biiitchplease

I’m I dreaming or did @prussiareignsforever just admit to being queer?

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

I can’t breathe a nation is queer someone call someone #nation-ships

 

Look at the chickens @isgoose

You forget that @tomatotomate joked about it too and IT COULDVE BEEN SINCERE

 

François Bonnefoy @havearose

Are you really so distraught that you accidentally outed yourself @prussiareignsforever?

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

anyone who so much as glances at @tomatotomate’s ass can no longer consider themselves fully straight and you know it francis

 

Annacadabra @lesbe-annie

i m s c r e e c h i n g

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

@prussiareignsforever isn’t wrong, have you seen that ass?

 

Blu Boi @isblu

It’s like god himself crafted that fine booty

 

Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo @tomatotomate

That’s sweet of you to say @isblu

 

Lovino Vargas @shutyourfuck

@isblu back off my man bitch

 

Blu Boi @isblu

A;eijf;gao9eiru

 

Blu Boi @isblu

My life flashed before my eyes what just happened

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhip

@isblu I think @shutyourfuck @tomatotomate @havearose and @prussiareignsforever are queer? Everyone else getting the same vibes as me?

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

IS @shutyourfuck AND @tomatotomate TOGETHER?!

 

Annacadabra @lesbe-annie

I am definitely getting the vibes

 

Look at the chickens @isgoose

Can I get an AMEN

 

Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

I’m going to make a comprehensive list of this

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

@BOIisgenderneutral good luck sweetie

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

@AmericanHero WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

Where’s my #trans-nation to RepresentTM?

 

Feliciano Vargas @pastaa

Hi @BOIisgenderneutral!!

 

Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

ohmygod @pastaa is trans

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

AHHH

 

The Nation of Hungary @callmelyeordie

@pastaa that’s my bby

 

Feliciano Vargas @pastaa

@callmelyeordie I learned from the best!

 

Annacadabra @lesbe-annie

Am I crazy or is @callmelyeordie hinting that they’re trans too?

 

The Nation of Hungary @callmelyeordie

Nonbinary they/them/theirs @lesbe-annie

 

Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

I l o v e y o u @callmelyeordie

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

@callmelyeordie can I pls tell them the history of that?

 

The Nation of Hungary @callmelyeordie

@prussiareignsforever must you?

 

sarah is gay @biiitchplease

Spill that tea @prussiareignsforever

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

My curiosity is in desperate need of it @prussiareignsforever @callmelyeordie

 

The Nation of Hungary @callmelyeordie

...fine @prussiareignsforever go ahead

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

YES! K, so when we were little Lye was convinced they were a boy. Like, they thought that when they’d hit puberty they’d grow a dick cuz even they knew that guys are “supposed to” have those

 

Annacadabra @lesbe-annie

Sounds like some quality sexual education right there. @callmelyeordie sure you didn’t go to the same Catholic school I did?

 

Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

ahaha @prussiareignsforever is so pure he even said supposed to societal norms are bullshit and he knows it

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

Lye obviously flipped shit when they got their first monthly and I was the one with them, and somehow I knew what was happening when they didn’t

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

a woman helped them out, and they couldn’t keep pretending like they didn’t know about being afab (some things become somewhat obvious)

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhip

I’m gonna cry @prussiareignsforever is so respectful and old fashioned

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

so they presented as female for a good long while (still defending @pianoismyfirstlove in wars rather than the risk princess chipping a nail like the badass warrior they are)

 

Roderich Edelstein @pianoismyfirstlove

Excuse you, @prussiareignsforever, did you forget that you were more often than not the one fighting us?

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

don’t interrupt me @pianoismyfirstlove

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

I taught you how to read sheet music you can’t act better than me

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

TEA HAS BEEN SPILT

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

That was some quality shade right there

 

Feliciano Vargas @pastaa

@prussiareignsforever tell them about @callmelyeordie’s coming out

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

right so @callmelyeordie pretended to be a gentle-lady for a while to appease a bunch of stupid kings but in WWI they started wearing pants more often and cut all their hair off for a bit

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

When @pianoismyfirstlove and them broke up they started doing all sorts of crazy experimentation (weird timing considering the whole iron curtain thing but we aren’t here to talk about that trauma)

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

I’m joking it wasn’t that bad don’t @ him

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhip

@ who?

 

Ivan Braginski @themotherland

Hm? @prussiareignsforever

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

A N Y W A Y S @callmelyeordie came out as nonbinary the minute they were a free nation again and has been kicking everyone in the balls if they misgender them ever since

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

we stan a nonbinary icon

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

@callmelyeordie did I miss anything?

 

The Nation of Hungary @callmelyeordie

I AM CLEARING THIS UP NOW when @gerfew and @pastaa call me “aunt” it is because that is who I am to them and always will be

 

Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

What a revolutionary

 

y’all ugly @sparkesnwhips

don’t forget about @pastaa, that started this whole thing!

 

Blu Boi @isblu

What are preferred pronouns @pastaa

 

Feliciano Vargas @pastaa

He/him, please!

 

The Nation of Hungary @callmelyeordie

Oh and if anyone but a few exceptions (and they know who they are) call me anything relating to my dead name I will castrate you

 

Gilbert Beilschmidt @prussiareignsforever

love ya too liz

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Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it do. 1/3

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

OH NO! IT FUCKING DON’T 2/3

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhips

im in tears jesus take the wheel

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

LA traffic needs to get its shit together 3/3

 

sarah is gay @biitchplease

p r e a c h @AmericanHero

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

@thegoldenstate do you know if there’s a personification formed of this traffic?

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

BECAUSE I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR HOURS

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

Im pr sure this guy next to me is now my best friend because we’ve been chatting through our open windows for so long

 

sarah is gay @biiitchplease

iconic

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhips

who’s @thegoldenstate ?

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

nooo he got off farewell random stranger

 

Calypso Jones @thegoldenstate

Stop being dramatic I have to deal with this every day @AmericanHero

 

Rosa Jones @landofenchantment

Get rekt dad

 

Look at the chickens @isgoose

Excuse me, WHAT THE FUCK!??!1?

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Peter Kirkland @nation-of-sealand

Foiled again when trying to sneak into a world meeting :(

 

Wendy Kirkland @Wy

I told you that disguises were a stupid idea @nation-of-sealand

 

SPACE BITCH @asgardia

I mean...it could have gone worse???

 

Elias Oxenstierna @ladonia

That’s because this is the first time you tried to break in @asgardia

 

Elias Oxenstierna @ladonia

usually we can listen in for a little before getting caught

 

Tino Vainamoinen @therealsanta

@nation-of-sealand, aren’t you supposed to be visiting your land?

 

Peter Kirkland @nation-of-sealand

……….no?

 

Mathias Kohler @myvikingblood

@christiania’s phone is located in the meeting hall and she was supposed to be coming with you @nation-of-sealand

 

Christina Kohler @christiania

oops

 

Arthur Kirkland @iusedtobeanempire

Peter Brian Kirkland I swear to god you are the biggest brat I’ve ever had the mispleasure of attempting to raise.

 

Annacadabra @lesbe-annie

Who is @nation-of-sealand, @ladonia, @asgardia, @Wy, and @christiania?

 

Look at the chickens @isgoose

this looks like shit posting but like….i don’t think it is? if the actual nations responded.

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhip

im pr sure sealand and wy are both micronations?? Are they real nations??

 

Peter Kirkland @nation-of-sealand

YES WE ARE NATIONS

 

Cora Kirkland @coralseaislands

yeah fck you @sparklesnwhip, how would you feel if we just decided to call you not a real person?

 

Christian Kirkland @downunder

Okay that is enough from you Cora. @hutt-river, why is she at the meeting hall instead of the hotel? You were supposed to watch her.

 

Dwight Kirkland @the-hutt-river

you might have mentioned it

 

Christian Kirkland @downunder

…..you’re with your boyfriend again, aren’t you? Meaning you’re not watching any of your siblings.

 

Dwight Kirkland @the-hutt-river

DAD STOP WE’RE NOT DATING

 

Dwight Kirkland @the-hutt-river

...and no, not really

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

what the frickity frack is happening

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

Okay, so, it’s actually really cute @the-hutt-river and @freedonia are super into each other but wont ask each other out

 

Caleb Jones @freedonia

GRANDPA

 

Caleb Jones @freedonia

@thebigapple you promised you’d make him stop

 

Rozamond Jones @thebigapple

You think even I could control him?

 

Dana Jones @north-dumpling

to be fair mom you’re one of the three powerhouse states

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

I’m even more confused

 

sarah is gay @biiitchplease

@AmericanHero...grandpa?

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhip

ARE THERE NATION-STATES???

 

Annacadabra @lesbe-annie

Seriously someone needs to explain this i’m so confused

 

Martina Vargas @filettino

okay so micronations are Personified if they stick around for long enough

 

Martina Vargas @filettino

we’re usually stuck as kids, but the longer we’re around the more likely we’ll grow to be somewhere around teenager

 

Confused genderfluid screaming @BOIisgenderneutral

Holy shit

 

Martina Vargas @filettino

usually we’re considered the kids (or younger siblings, like @notitaly, but that’s a specific case) of the nation we reside closest to/in

 

Martina Vargas @filettino

which means @north-dumpling @feedonia and @globalcountryofworldpeace, which are in New York, see @thebigapple as their mom, who is part of @AmericanHero meaning she sees him as her dad

 

sarah is gay @biiitchplease

im so shook rn this is so wack

 

Look at the chickens @isgoose

I’m still trying to get over the fact that states exist

 

Ginny Jones @virginnyia

Why wouldn’t we?

 

Look at the chickens @isgoose

i….don’t know, i didn’t think about it? IM STILL COMPREHENDING NATIONS

 

Look at the chickens @isgoose

@filettino how do you consider yourself part of the #italian-nations-family?

 

Martina Vargas @filettino

@shutyourfuck is my dad, @pastaa is my uncle, and @notitaly is basically my cousin but also technically my uncle...it’s weird to explain

 

Blu Boi @isblu

We know where @filettino gets her tea spilling from

 

Lovino Vargas @shutyourfuck

she’s my girl and i’m reminding you all RIGHT NOW that the mafioso is in MY part of the country

 

y’all ugly @sparklesnwhip

we stan a protective dad

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

Who is @asgardia??

 

SPACE BITCH @asgardia

IM THE FIRST SPACE NATION

 

Annacadabra @lesbe-annie

HELL YEAH SPACE NATION

 

Blu Boi @isblu

Do you have a name @asgardia

 

SPACE BITCH @asgardia

Not really. I need to pick one eventually, but….eh.

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

Do you have any family? If you’re a space nation?

 

SPACE BITCH @asgardia

kinda ?

 

Cordelia Jones @oh-hi-oh

I’ve unofficially adopted xem

 

I Need Jesus @jesusneedsthequeers

awwwwww

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

I….this is the first i’m hearing of this but okay welcome to this crazy ass family

 

hey there demons @yaBoi

that is one exhausted dad

 

Blu Boi @isblu

how many kids are you in charge of?

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

too fucking many

 

Rozamond Jones @thebigapple

what happened to no cursing dad

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

I’m not puritan anymore you brat shut your mouth

 

Alfred F. Jones @AmericanHero

Like don’t get me wrong i love my kids and grandkids and….whatever the fuck @mapleisgod’s kids are to me (and to some extent @downunder’s?) but fricking heck sometimes

 

Arthur Kirkland @iusedtobeanempire

Grandchildren, children, siblings, this is not going to keep happening. I refuse to be informed of new family members via social media. I refuse.

 

Florian Jones @conchRepublic

sorry bisabuelo but like this is funnier

 

sarah is gay @biiitchplease

This is honestly the highlight of my week.