Chapter 1: And so it begins
stabby has created the chatroom
stabby: yay, it worked!
stabby has added detective killjoy, determined, and aya stole my username to the chatroom
stabby: and now everyone is here!
determined: i think we're still missing people...
aya stole my username: i think these are the people she like. tolerates
stabby: yup yup!
detective killjoy: It's no secret you don't really like being around the Investigation Team much, do you, Aya?
stabby: hanamura-chan's kind of annoying :/ hypocrite imho
determined: he only figured out last year that he was bi, i think it's just slowly working its way into his head
stabby: well he needs to figure it out SOONER if i hear him misgender brother one more time i'm going to punch him in the gut
aya stole my username: i don't think you have to i think kanji and ms kujikawa would gladly do it for you
stabby: yeah but they'd do it Nicely and I Don't Want Them To Be Nice
detective killjoy: Please, sister, don't commit acts of violence against Yosuke for my sake. Give him time.
stabby: if brother says so!
determined: chara can you go make sure she doesn't actually do anything i think narukami would freak out if she actually did anything
aya stole my username: ok
detective killjoy: I would like to update and confirm that Aya did not actually do anything to physically harm Yosuke, but she glared at him through the entire meeting.
stabby: there's only so much i can handle without being violent
determined: i feel like we're missing all the signs of a budding serial killer and honestly aya terrifies me sometimes
aya stole my username: what if she's been like. a serial killer all this time and the only reason we're alive is because she likes us for some reason
aya stole my username: naotos alive bc hes her brother but she just kinda tolerates us
stabby: while i am not a criminal you are correct in that this chat is the people i tolerate + naoto whom i lov
determined: wheres mr tatsumi and ms kujikawa then
stabby: 1. frisk ur literally rise's age you don't have to call her ms
stabby: 2. do you want the entire it knowing abt how much i dont like yosuke
aya stole my username: you havent forgiven him for the pageant have you
stabby: never have and never will
detective killjoy: Sister, please. That was in the past.
stabby: yeah but it still made you feel bad at the time and honestly!!!!! what was he thinking???!!!!
determined: i feel like she wants to punch yosuke every time she thinks of it
stabby: he is Correct
stabby: GUYS I MADE A NEW FRIEND THE OTHER DAY
determined: i think i just felt a chill run down my spine
aya stole my username: this friend has to be something if aya openly calls them a friend
stabby has added knivesandneedles to the chatroom
knivesandneedles: aya are these your other friends?????
stabby: yes! detective killjoy is my Good Brother and the other two are the only other people i tolerate enough to tell them Deep Secrets
determined: hi i'm frisk, nice to meet you
aya stole my username: with a name like that i can see how aya's friends with you. anyways i'm chara and aya took my username before i could get it
knivesandneedles: you guys sound like fun!!!!!! i'm himiko toga and i can be anyone you want me to be!
detective killjoy: I left for ten minutes and there's a new person here.
knivesandneedles: so YOU'RE the naoto she won't stop talking abt
knivesandneedles: half the things you talk abt are related to him in some way lol please start talking to other ppl more
stabby: other ppl are Bad
aya stole my username: the one time i 100% agree with what aya says
detective killjoy: oh. oh no.
detective killjoy <-> determined
detective killjoy: How in the world. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kirigirikyouko/serial-syringe-murders
determined: first of all, buzzfeed? secondly, what the HELL?
detective killjoy: Language. I don't know either. I just know that Aya could be in severe danger from interacting with this girl.
determined: miss himiko doesn't seem like she'd want to hurt aya??? if anything aya's like. the person in the least possible danger
determined: i think you're actually in greater danger here so please please be careful
determined: you're like. the only person i can legit talk to about stuff like
detective killjoy: I understand. I'll do my best to be careful. Try and avoid prolonged interaction with Toga.
determined: kinda difficult when she's literally in the Personal Deep Groupchat but got it
knivesandneedles: did i scare the twinks off
stabby: himi why
aya stole my username: it's true they did just kinda mutually disappear
knivesandneedles: what if they're dating lol
stabby: no!!!! brother is already dating kanji and rise!!!!
knivesandneedles: YOUR BROTHER IS DATING AN IDOL WTF AYA ERGUYGSHJNLERK
aya stole my username: i'm surprised it took this long to get a keysmash and it's from potential serial killer number 3
determined: what the actual hell happened here
knivesandneedles: HE RISES FROM THE DEAD
stabby: AND SAID A CUSSY!
detective killjoy: I immediately regret returning if this is what greets me.
Chapter 2: Step 1: Find people to talk to
Himiko attempts to get Aya to talk to people like a normal person. Keyword being, attempts.
Frisk and Naoto try and figure out what even is going on.
And in the middle of that, the group chat finally gets a name.
alrighty so we're on ch2 of this and we've got a few plots going on already
important information: USERNAMES
detective killjoy: naoto
aya stole my username: chara
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
knivesandneedles <-> stabby
knivesandneedles: alright aya starting today i gotta get you to talk to people that aren't that groupchat
stabby: you're one to talk >:(
knivesandneedles: noah fence but your bro gave me some Insider Information that even though you join in on their investigation team meetings you rlly only talk to naoto
knivesandneedles: 2. i have friends outside of the groupchat
knivesandneedles: 3. you're what, 13? 14? and you still hardly talk to anybody, not rlly even rise and kanji and theyre the ppl naotos dating
knivesandneedles: i understand being antisocial but you have literally no social skills in decent gatherings and ppl are gonna start expecting a lot outta you as a teenage girl
stabby: ill stab em
knivesandneedles: stabbing is an answer half the time but not when your brother brings you to a gathering and is clearly proud of u and putting his reputation on the line fr u
knivesandneedles: conclusion: you at least need to be able to fake talking to people normally
determined <-> detective killjoy
detective killjoy: So the obvious thing is: Aya could be close friends with a serial killer.
determined: Chara's comment concerned me, too. Potential serial killer number THREE?
determined: I mean... There's always the off-chance that he's just joking around, but it's still pretty worrying.
detective killjoy: We'll figure this out. We have to.
aya stole my username: we need a name
knivesandneedles: agreed! we can't just keep being "unnamed chatroom" for all of eternity, thats boring
determined: Aya has admin privileges, since she created the room, so it's up to her to decide a name.
stabby: suggest names every1 i'm outta ideas
knivesandneedles: two girls and three twinks!
detective killjoy: Declined.
determined: the personal chat?
aya stole my username: boriiiiing.
stabby: you guys aren't very good at this >:(
knivesandneedles: ooh! the secret room!
detective killjoy: Sounds... cryptic.
aya stole my username: i like that one
determined: unless anyone has other suggestions, i guess that's it
knivesandneedles: memoirs of the last sane people!
aya stole my username: lol
stabby: too long
stabby: alright boys and girl, this is a SHOCKING TWIST
detective killjoy: oh no
stabby has changed Unnamed Chatroom's name to The Rat Zone
aya stole my username: god is dead and we killed him.
we're the rats. rats rats rats--
JK i had to. i just had to make this a thing
anyways comments are life please leave some thanks