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<< speed added candygore, bones, birbfish, rockhard, boom boom bitch, and 20+ others to CLASS-1A >>

speed: Hello, everyone! This is a chatroom created in order to keep everyone in perfect health and hopefully bring us all together as a bonding opportunity! it was recommended by our teachers and staff members, so please maintain your dignity for they are linked to this chat!

bones: Kaminari.

 

sparky: yes my wonderful friend?

 

bones: Time to fuck shit up.

 

broccboi: skskndadojn please no

 

bones: Too late. :)

 

sparky: getting the ammunition

 

broccboi: nfiefbefe n o pls

 

speed: Tsukuru! Please refrain from using such profane words!

 

bones: lmao How about no.

 

candygore: OWO what's this?

 

rockhard: uwu a chatroom?

 

candygore; OWOWOWOWOWOWO

 

rockhard: UWUWUWUWUUWU

 

boom boom bitch: fucking perish

 

boom boom bitch left CLASS-1A ]

 

birbfish: bakugone

 

rockhard: should we just add him again

 

candygore: make him suffer

 

speed: Akuma, Kirishima, and Sutekina!

 

candygore added boom boom bitch to CLASS-1A ]

 

boom boom bitch: fuck

 

birbfish: boom boom bitch

 

speed: I am beginning to regret following through with this.

 

speed: Since my own thoughts have been diminished by your tomfoolery, do whatever you please; but I will personally lecture you if you do something too extreme!

 

alien queen: lmao okay dad

 

hOMO: i thought me and jirou were your moms

 

earplug: tratior

 

birbfish: the useless lesbians are back god damnit

 

earplug: hey now
earplug: no need to get angry

 

birbfish: is that a challenge

 

earplug: sutekina no-

 

broccboi: eVERYONE IS BEING MEAN AND I DONT KNOW W H Y

 

glitch-hop: shhh sleep my sweet prince

 

broccboi: NJNFIJFNEAOJFNEFJ GLITCHY

 

rockhard: miss me with that gay shit

 

boom boom bitch: ahem ur super gay

 

birbfish: ahem your dating an idiot and a tape dispenser

 

rockhard: y'all y u gotta do me like this

 

birbfish: because we lack the needed stability to give a damn

 

boom boom bitch: ^^^^ she's fucking correct

 

sparky: well i've been exposed
sparky: but i have memes

 

flex-tape: :0

 

candygore: i have blackmail :)

 

icey hoty: Akachan, please do not harass my comrades.

 

candygore: i'm harassing your comrades

 

icey hoty: W h y are you like this.

 

acid: ooo blackmail?

 

hOMO: Do tell, sister.

 

broccboi: skmdoafnjAFni why do you condone this

 

birbfish: show us the tea, honey

 

candygore: you got it sister

 

boom boom bitch: what the actual fuck is this

 

candygore: he.want.sum.fucc.jpg

candygore: and here we have bakugou, stalking his potential mate; the midoriya izuku specimen.

 

boom boom bitch: bITCH TF

 

broccboi: DOJAFNUEAIUFBAENFIUBAN

 

birbfish: he passed out, don't worry about him :)

 

rockhard: oh.
rockhard: i,,, did not know your blackmail was,,, graphic,,

 

candygore: are you forgetting the fact that i, on a daily basis, allow myself to be ripped to shreds and merely explode as a way to distract y'all

 

sparky: noted
sparky: but on the other hand
sparky: apparently boom boom boi has something for brocc boi 0w0

 

boom boom bitch: i'm going to personally murder you, u bitch

 

candygore: the last time you tried to kill me you started crying and apologizing when i pretended to die from your explosion
candygore: u fcking softie don't @ me

 

boom boom bitch: YOU WANNA GO

 

candygore: imma make your bitchass cry >:V don't fucking @ me

 

boom boom bitch: @candygore >:V

 

candygore: imma fite

 

speed: Well then.
speed: it seems as if Akuma possesses the will to blackmail all of us. Please, do not infuriate her, for she will destroy your reputation.

 

broccboi: w h y would you do that
broccboi: and wtf,,, kacchan,,, why,,,,

 

icey hoty: ah, they're fighting again
icey hoty: like an old married couple

candygore: ew gross
candygore: i'm fucking bisexual not a goddamn disaster

 

speed: LANGUAGE!

 

candygore: i literally implode and splatter my gut juice on you guys all the time during sparring wdym 'language'

 

sparky: /gut juice/

 

flex-tape: what the hell akachan

 

hOMO: How exactly are you typing whilst sparring/fighting with Bakugou?

 

candygore: y
candygore: you're asking me that question

 

earplug: bby she can remove her limbs and have them float,,,,

 

hOMO: oh.
hOMO: OH I'M-

 

icey hoty: andddd she dropkicked him.
icey hoty: that's wonderful.

 

broccboi: she,, just threatened your 'comrades' and now your cheering her on,,,

 

icey hoty: i want to be able to go back to my dorm feeling normal, not abused via text messages.
icey hoty: she knows everything and everyone, midoriya.

 

speed: I can confirm.

 

earplug: lmao same

 

hOMO: This concerns me.

 

candygore: fucking fuck i beat that shit into the dirt damn fuck
candygore: fucking tired of this bs

 

flex-tape: i have never heard her curse aloud so this scares me
flex-tape: pls no hurt

 

candygore: all the hurt
candygore: on me
candygore: because he FUCKIGN
candygore: BLASTED OFF MY DAMN N E CC

 

acid: /necc/

 

broccboi: are you okay?!?!? that sounds painful!!??

 

candygore: lmao yeah don't worry prince

 

boom boom bitch: who tf u calling a prince

 

speed: And the cycle continues.


 

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demidragon: so this is the new chatroom, i presume?

 

candygore: /presume/

 

demidragon: hey now

 

sparky: wow how did u know

 

demidragon: hEY NOW

 

sparky: i see you haven't changed kemuri :)

 

demidragon: i see you've become more deadass than before denki :)

 

acid: NFNFJ

 

sparky: r00d

 

alien queen: hey kemuri :3

 

demidragon: yo yoru

 

alien queen: i see that pun and i despise it

 

acid: probably the point sis

 

alien queen: sksksks

 

speed: Kemuri! Welcome to the chatroom! Please do not infuriate Akachan for the sake of your own health and mental well-being! Otherwise, hello!
speed: Concerning the fact that you don't really use phones thanks to your claws, is there something important or the such occurring?

 

demidragon: Ah, that.
demidragon: Time to spill the tea, I guess.

 

sparkles: I heard spilled tea?

 

bones: ah the cryptic appears temporarily

 

sparkles: That would be me!

 

broccboi: :0 kemuri!!! :DDD

 

boom boom bitch: share the tea kemuri

 

acid: i

 

hOMO: That was unnerving to look at, but okay-

 

demidragon: anyways
demidragon: Two people are joining the 1-A class in order to make room for spots in 1-B and the General Departments. One of them come from 1-B, whereas the other hails from the General Studies Department, 1-C. Don't give them shit.

 

speed: ?? I was not informed on this! Thank you for sharing this information with us, Doragon! This will make it much easier to welcome them with open arms! Could you please add them to the chat, if that's not too much of a hassle?

 

demidragon: anything for you, engine boi

 

speed: FNEADAIO

 

broccboi: ksksks he keyboard smashed for the first time wow

 

candygore: they grow up so fast

 

demidragon: Also, I will kill you if you give them shit. K?

 

boom boom bitch: i feel like that's directed at me in particular

 

see me?: it probably is, bakugou

 

flex-tape: the cryptic appears to shame bakugou
flex-tape: cool

 

boom boom bitch: i stg-

 

demidragon: Adding them rn.

 

broccboi: yay! :D

 

<< demidragon added copycat and sleeb to CLASS-1A >>

 

speed: Welcome to Class 1-A, new classmates! We hope you can feel well about being here in this new locale!

 

copycat: oh shit

 

kermit: waddup
kermit: i saw an opening and i took it im sorry

 

copycat: nah it's fine
copycat: but like wow okay that's one hellva welcoming

 

sleeb: kemuri bby why

 

acid: E X C U S E M E ?

 

sleeb: ??

 

demidragon: i hope you know they don't know who you are and you literally just revealed the fact that i am in a romantic relationship with you

 

sleeb: ah
sleeb: don't matter tho

 

copycat: did y'all really forget me :C

 

demidragon: okay monoma
demidragon: don't
demidragon: like ever use that wretched face again because it makes me upset

 

broccboi: monoma?!?!! he's joining our class?!?!

 

flex-tape: sksksksk

 

sparky: kemuri,,,, you're dating two people,,,
sparky: tf,,,

 

flex-tape: so are you

 

sparky: damn u rite

 

bones: oh hey monoma :)

 

copycat: is,,, that,, tsukuru,, :))

 

bones: hell,,,, yeah,,, sister,, :)))

 

sleeb: This happened in the last chat and it no longer surprises me
sleeb: but why do you call everyone 'sister' 

 

copycat: because sis

 

candygore: that's just the tea, sis

 

copycat: i like this one
copycat: let's be friends

 

candygore: okay

 

icey hoty: What-

 

acid: :0 monoma is iconic
acid: lmao he's a queen

 

copycat: fuck yeah im a queen

 

birbfish: q u e e n ^^^

 

boom boom bitch: apparently the person who declared war on us for most of his existence is now apart of our class and being iconic and nice
boom boom bitch: i think i may have eaten weed

 

broccboi: 'eaten weed'
broccboi: kacchan.

 

boom boom bitch: who fucking knows

 

sleeb: god

 

boom boom bitch: hrm

 

demidragon: well i smoke weed and here we are now
demidragon: bet u haven't snorted cocaine bitch

 

boom boom bitch: I
boom boom bitch: w h a t ?

 

icey hoty: I chose the wrong time to look at my phone.

 

copycat: JOABDNAJIOBFAOEFB

 

broccboi: kEMURI

 

speed: You all didn't know he smoked weed?

 

sleeb: lmao he looks like he'd smoke weed

 

speed: My point exactly.

 

sparky: our iconic prince is back

 

rockhard: i leave for one second

 

speed: I'm not even surprised at this point.
speed: Otherwise, Kemuri, Monoma, and Shinsou [i'm assuming that's shinsou]! I would like to congratulate you all on your relationship, and I hope that entering this class will not demolish or taint it in any form or fashion whatsoever! I hope for the best in your relationship!

 

broccboi: iida your so pure

 

boom boom bitch: sksksksk

 

copycat: ksksksk i can't believe it
copycat: god is that you
copycat: have you finally answered my prayers

 

sleeb: i-

 

demidragon: oh my gOD-

 

broccboi: iS tHaT gOd?

 

boom boom bitch: G O D IS THAT YOU?

 

sparky: OUR L O R D AND S A V I O R ?

 

acid: G O D ? ? ?

 

alien queen: i'm crying

 

rockhard: i'm also crying--

 

speed: SKSKSKSKKSKS G UYS
speed: I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM NOT GOD BUT T H A NK S

 

nightmare: he's panicking but that's never a problem :T

 

see me?: hello fellow cryptic

 

nightmare: g'day

 

sparky: imma just,, cri

 

flex-tape: 'god is that you' lmao
flex-tape: hell yeah iida is our lord and savior man

 

speed: SKSKSKKSS

 

boom boom bitch: i hate that your right ngl

 

broccboi: you always hate it when someone's right kacchan (:T
broccboi: and *you're

 

boom boom bitch: ow okay thanks for the information
boom boom bitch: my pride hurts

 

broccboi: you're welcome :D

 

flex-tape: feels bad

 

bones: sksks hey monoma you're apart of the umi-squad now btw

 

copycat: there are squads???

 

candygore: yes and the umi-squad is full of sisters uwu

 

sleeb: i-
sleeb: can,,, i be apart of it,,

 

broccboi: noooooooo shinsou y

 

acid: we lost him

 

sparky: he was one of the real ones

 

boom boom bitch: lmao oof i guess

 

acid: KSKAFNJOEAFNIJEFN

 

birbfish: lolololol yeah sure shinsou dude
birbfish: btw im sutekina umi
birbfish: call me umi tho

 

acid queen: i am a 'xenomorph' gal that likes flowers and happiness
acid queen: but everyone calls me Yoru :3

 

copycat: i also like this one

 

demidragon: lmao you already know me

 

copycat: i ReAlLy LiKe ThIs OnE

 

sleeb: mE tOo

 

acid: gay

 

kermit: nobody in this chat is hetero really wdym

 

acid: damn u rite

 

bones: already know this sister TwT

 

copycat: [insert finger guns here]

 

bones: sksks nice one sis

 

glitch-hop: everyone calls me glitchy

 

copycat: is that like,, your real name???

 

glitch-hop: no bc i dont remember it thanks to my quirk

 

copycat: feels bad man

 

glitch-hop: ikr

 

sleeb: look he's bonding

 

demidragon: sksksks lilac no

 

birbfish: who else is in the squad arise peasants >:O

 

boom boom bitch: ADNIEF PEASANTS

 

broccboi: MDOAWDNAIJF U M I

 

speed: hm.

 

<< birbfish added i am dragon, succ, dustyboi, and 2+ people to CLASS-1A >>

 

birbfish: y'all we got new members

 

dustyboi: oh shit nice

 

i am dragon: I am Iku, Aizawa's companion! Hello, Shinsou and Monoma! :3

 

succ: im Izuku's sister; Himiko Midoriya, at your service!!! 

 

dustyboi: uhhhh im his older brother Tenko Midoriya
dustyboi: h,,hi

 

tusks gal: Teacher of 1-A, Ikari. Yo.

 

copycat: sksksks h i

 

tusks gal: :3 Hello!

 

copycat: imma cri again
copycat: t,,that face,, why??? is it effecting me??? like this??

 

tusks gal: uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwu :333

 

copycat: KSDONAOJFDABNFIU

 

succ: aa that's cute

 

dustyboi: aaa 50/10

 

broccboi: i think i accidentally swallowed a piece of grass looking at that

 

dustyboi: how the fuck did you swallow grass izuku

 

broccboi: outdoors is a bad place man

 

succ: y
succ: but your name

 

broccboi: sis dont out me like this

 

boom boom bitch: i feel ashamed

 

kermit: my heart went u w u at ikari tho
kermit: but gays stop fighting

 

sparky: dont u dare correct her cuz you know she did it on purpose

 

boom boom bitch: ksksks

 

dustyboi: ksksksk

 

succ: lmao kay

 

speed: Hello, Furōraru-sensei!

 

tusk gal: Hello, favorite student.

 

speed: I FEEL LOVED

 

boom boom bitch: i dont :C

 

tusk gal: lmao but welcome to the squad and class sweeties
tusk gal: but we have the same b-days bakugou be happy

 

boom boom bitch: i-

 

broccboi: he dropped his phone and is now smiling a lot wow
broccboi: get u a mans who smiles like that

 

gravity (falls): this is why akachan called him a softie huh

 

candygore: ye

 

sleeb: t,,,,teacher---

 

birbfish: anyways
birbfish: tAIYO INTRODUCE YOURSELF

 

sunshine gal: :) k
sunshine gal: I'm Yorokobi Taiyo; call me Tai, please.

 

copycat: yo

 

sleeb: i like this one

 

sunshine gal: lmao hey shinsou

 

demidragon: of course the two locals know each other

 

sunshine gal: lmao yeah

 

birbfish: and that's just the squad, sis
birbfish: although everyone else should introduce themselves too uwu

 

demidragon: Kemuri Doragon, loving bf 

 

copycat: i-

 

sleeb: *we love you <3

 

gravity (falls): y'all cute
gravity (falls): but i'm uraraka! hi!!! :D

 

hOMO: Call me Momo.

 

boom boom bitch: Winner of the sports festival; Bakugou fucking Katsuki

 

broccboi: Midoriya Izuku!! :3

 

see me?: Hagakure! :D

 

kung fu boi: Ojiro

 

stretch: Mezo Shoji.

 

ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ: Koda! :33

 

mcr crow: Fumikage here.

 

speed: Iida Tenya, at your service.

 

acid: Mina Ashido!!

 

flex-tape: Sero Hanta!

 

sparky: your friendly neighborhood pikachu, Denki Kaminari!!!!

 

candygore: I'm Akachan Akuma! Pleased to meet ya

 

sleeb: so,,, bright,,,, ksksks

 

icey hoty: Todoroki Shouto.

 

earplug: Jirou.

 

rockhard: Kirishima Eijirou!

 

nightmares: I'm Streak; yes, that's my real name.

 

kermit: I'm Tsuyu, call me Tsu.
kermit: kero

 

gravity (falls): I think that's everyone!!! but welcome to 1-A!!!
gravity (falls): I'll help you move into the dorms if you'd like!!! :DD

 

speed: What a great idea, Uraraka! I'll help as well!

 

broccboi: me too!!

 

boom boom bitch: if deku's helping then i'm helping
boom boom bitch: ksks *izuku

 

broccboi: :D

 

acid: We'll all help!! 

 

demidragon: y'all monoma's quaking

 

copycat: i stg i don't deserve this support ksksks

 

sleeb: [softly] but u do

 

copycat: KDIOAFJIOFN

 

boom boom bitch: lmao k

 

sleeb: ksksks

 

candygore: yeah uh where's your stuff im super small

 

copycat: wdym super small

 

demidragon: you'll see


 

copycat: oH MY  G OD
copycat: YoUR SO FUCKING SMALL
copycat: AND A DO RABLE SKMKSNMA

 

icey hoty: Yeah, and mine.

 

copycat: lmao im a gay boi in a straight boi body 

 

icey hoty: SJDODNBAOFH

 

broccboi: huh there's a lot of button smashing today

 

speed: From my calculations, Akuma is approximately 3'7. 
speed: Another thing I've drawn from my calculations is that she is, indeed, adorable.

 

candygore: :D

 

copycat: LE T ME H UG YOU P LEASe

 

demidragon: softies

 

boom boom bitch: whomst

 

demidragon: u

 

boom boom bitch: no u

 

demidragon: no us

 

boom boom bitch: damn u right

 

acid: i'm loving this shipping parade

 

broccboi: speaking of which
broccboi: someone owes me money

 

sparky: well wont u look at the time gOTTA BLAST

 

broccboi: my mo n e y

 

gravity (falls): fear


 [ copycat >> birbfish ]

 

copycat: lmao also tetsu likes you

 

birbfish: NFEIWBFIOFBNEFJOEFN W HA T

 

copycat: 'lmao also tetsu likes you'
copycat: he mainly talks about u and this literally not a joke
copycat: he's whipped x 100

 

birbfish: :0

 

copycat: do with that information as u please

birbfish: u cocky shit,,, wtf,,,,

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glitch-hop >> nightmares ]

 

glitch-hop: hey @nightmares

 

nightmares: what
nightmares: what do you want, boy.

 

glitch-hop: you remember that one song and how people say we look alike.

 

nightmares: yes?

 

glitch-hop: username change? only for the squad chat tho :)

 

nightmares: do
nightmares: do you even have to ask yes bitch :D

 

glitch-hop: :0 best bro

 

nightmares: damn straight

 

glitch-hop: *bi

 

nightmares: valid

 

[ glitch-hop changed nightmares's name to who r u ]

 

glitch-hop changed name to i am u ]

 

who r u: lmao we're gonna have fun explaining this to the others

 

i am u: sksksks yeah


 

<< whomst the fuck >>

 

birbfish: Squad! After the warm welcoming of Shinsou and Monoma to not only Class 1-A, but to the Umisquad, I'd like to propose something that may interest you!
birbfish: A movie night with the fellow squads whom have come to a peaceful resolve with us in terms of the squad war! [Toothsquad, Bakusquad, Girlsquad, Dekusquad (the 1-B squads and the Emosquad seem to want us to perish, but in a more.. formal matter, perhaps?)]
birbfish: It'll start sometime this week, but we want to plan ahead of time!

 

sleeb: movies? cool.

 

copycat: 0`0 why do people want you to perish

 

birbfish: That's a long story that I will never tell.

 

i am dragon: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴ are you sure about that?

 

tusks gal: Cursed.
tusks gal: Anyways, who will be accompanying us this time around? The generals? The leaders?

 

birbfish: A single general mixed with the leader, of course; we've made plans with them individually. Tetsutetsu & Honenuki, Bakugou & Kaminari, Midoriya & Mirio, and Momo & Jirou.
birbfish: Whomst would like to accompany me as the general? [only goes for Ikari, Iku, and Kemuri]

 

demidragon: Depends. What are the pros and cons?

 

sleeb: suddenly i fear the worst

 

i am dragon: I could go, but I'd need to maintain the shape of another to properly get my own existence across, albeit there should be no problem since I can configure the body to look more like a dragon quirk.

 

tusks gal: I'm still seen has a fighting tactic; many still think I'm a 'war tactic' for the little wars as of right, so there's that ever-lasting issue on deck. However, I don't think they'll be very.. 'forgiving' when I barge into a room with you in tow. You are known for ending any wars occurring nearby by just throwing me and Kemuri in the hassle.

 

copycat: excuse me what

 

sleeb: there,, are gang wars,,

 

i am dragon: Yes.

 

sleeb: what the fuck guys

 

sunshine gal: They don't occur as much anymore, but we are the alphas around here.
sunshine gal: Primarily Sutekina, however.

 

demidragon: *we kick ass, smoke grass, and sled fast but Sutekina has a gun

 

copycat: i
copycat: okay

 

sleeb: ah that makes sense

 

copycat: i,,,is this what 1-A always does,,,

 

demidragon: yes

 

sleeb: hrm

 

i am dragon: Thank you for the rough translation, Kemuri.

 

sunshine gal: I also thank thee for that.
sunshine gal: However, @birbfish, would it be troublesome to be the one who accompanies you?

 

birbfish: Not at all, Taiyo. Everyone else; get your sleeping bags and movie-night equipment, because we're doing a marathon of The Office and all 3 HTTYD movies.

 

sleeb: fUCK YES I DIDNT GET TO SEE THE THIRD MOVIE YET

 

copycat: SAME LETS FUCKING DO THIS

 

demidragon: You had them at 'The Office' really.

 

birbfish: Then it's settled! Everyone, get ready and bring snacks in tow with the equipment!

 

i am dragon: Aye aye! :D

 

sunshine gal: I'll bring pillows from the s t o r e .

 

who r u: [streak here] can i bring a cat?

 

birbfish: [lmao matching with the bff?] Of course.

 

i am u: [you know it!!] I'll get the c h i p s from the s t o r e .

 

demidragon: How iconic.

 

copycat: well
copycat: im getting stuff and getting it fast :)

 

sleeb: because we sled fast

 

alien queen: and eat grass

 

candygore: *ass

 

alien queen: True.

 

sleeb: apparently hetero doesn't exist in this server and that's tight

 

demidragon: not the only thing that's tight :)

 

bribfish: i

 

alien queen: OvO the bIRD IS THE WORD BUT SOMEBODY SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN THE DRAGON D

 

copycat: suddenly pineapples 

 

sleeb: this doesn't help at all

 

copycat: suddenly, pineapples!

 

sleeb: i feel threatened by my own boyfriends smh

 

demidragons: accept that your a bottom 

 

sleeb: n o

 

tusks gal: huh
tusks gal: yaint virgins huh

 

sleeb: KSISKSKSKS I FORGOT THAT YOU'RE OUR TEACHER

 

copycat: death welcomes me with a warm embrace

 

demidragon: smh she can hear the walls guys

 

alien queen: she knows who did the fucc and who did the succ

 

tusks gal: y'all nasty


 

<< nuck my suts >>

 

boom boom bitch: okay
boom boom bitch: movie night is this week and i will skin anyone who dares act like a lil shit alright ):V

 

acid: that's a fine offer but i'm gonna have to deny it
acid: y'know the skinning part

 

sparky: lmao i don't wanna get skinned

 

rockhard: movie night??? when?? did this happen?

 

flex-tape: i heard that sutekina decided to just,, buy a bunch of movies and wanted to marathon them

 

boom boom bitch: well you're right
boom boom bitch: the movies consist of like,, i think httyd,, and that's it right now
boom boom bitch: however she also mentioned that we're watching the office too so that's cool

 

acid: tHe OfFiCe!!!!!????
acid: hOLD UP LEMME GET PREPARED

 

sparky: yEAH ME TOO

 

flex-tape: and then there was hype.

 

rockhard: sksks the office is a good show

 

boom boom bitch: fuck yeah it is
boom boom bitch: Okay, but really; everyone get your shit together so we can gather up with the others because Umi wanted to see me and dunce-face first before we get to class n shit.

 

flex-tape: he's using proper capitalization he's serious,,

 

boom boom bitch: wanna fite?

 

flex-tape: n o

 

boom boom bitch: did i say you had a choice??

 

acid: o shit

 

rockhard: oKAy ending that there
rockhard: kaminari you got that?

 

flex-tape: i think he's still getting his shit together

 

sparky: no im here
sparky: and sksksk okay i'll meet with you in the living area :D

 

boom boom bitch: I'll peel you like an orange if you're late.
boom boom bitch: This is simply a warning, mere mortal. I shall cast thee to the depths of Hellheim if thee are late.

 

sparky: JFENAIFNEBIU

 

i stg children: calm down or i will decease u

 

sparky: T EA CH ER

 

i stg children: :)

 

boom boom bitch: AJOCAEIUFNH
boom boom bitch: please desist

 

i stg children: y'all ugly
i stg children: mutes chat poof

 

boom boom bitch: oop

 

rockhard: please don't harass my boyfriend

 

flex-tape: i second that

 

acid: i leave for a few minutes and this is what i come back to
acid: smh y'all virgins doing too much

 

boom boom bitch: actually

 

rockhard: actually

 

flex-tape: actually

 

sparky: actually

 

i am dragon: blease you still ain't got your pussy popped girl

 

acid: JSKJDNAIDJAD D E S I S T !

 

boom boom bitch: and the dragon comes in clutch
boom boom bitch: lmao tho how the fuck did you enter the server

 

i am dragon: i am dragon :)

 

sparky: she is dragon. she do the hacc.

 

i am dragon: hacc hacc :)

 

flex-tape: i just had infinity war flashbacks don't do this to me

 

i am dragon: i am groot! :3

 

flex-tape: im cryeing in the club

 

boom boom bitch: It seems that those tears aren't Gucci.

 

acid: wHAT-

 

i am dragon: smh y'all too broke and crusty for Gucci
i am dragon: other than Bakugou he cool

 

boom boom bitch: [loudly, but with meaning] I appreciate you.

 

acid: wELL EXCUSE ME H O E S


<< birbfish added tetsu x infinity, toothy nom, hi im ethan, and 7 others to 'you heccing friccs' >>

 

tetsu x infinity: oh wowzers

 

birbfish: nice to see you too, iron boi

 

tetsu x infinty: umi??? 

 

birbfish: what's up m'dude :)

 

tetsu x infinty: :0

 

icarus: hah hetero

 

birbfish: hawks dabi said he'll punt u if u keep bullying me istg

 

icarus:
icarus: hah cool
icarus: pls don't punt me :,)))

 

green-bean: wHY is a pro hero in our chat

 

hi im ethan: You guys have a chat?? Cool! Thanks for adding me, Sutekina-chan!

 

birbfish: i
birdfish: i see you are a man of culture, mirio

 

hi im ethan: Indeed. Blonde Boyz.

 

green-bean: then suddenly everything is clearer

 

boom boom bitch: i don't remember prickass having admin commands

 

icarus: excuse me whomst

 

boom boom bitch: sksksks sutekina

 

patchwork: wanna get hecc'ed

 

birbfish: d A d

 

birb-whisperer: Wanna get punted? I'll punt you.
birbi-whisperer: The birds will punt you.

 

birbfish: M o M

 

boom boom bitch: suddenly i fear for my life hahahahahaHAHHAHAH

 

icarus: imma punt em'

 

birbfish: do it and i'll sue u

 

icarus: damn u acting shitty now

 

birbfish: fuc u birdman

 

patchwork: girls, girls; u both are pretty

 

birbfish: imma stab you in the knee caps dad

 

waves: Ah.
waves: Back at it again at U.A Academy.

 

acid: this is where the crackheads live how may i take your order

 

shyness mode: are you guys high

 

demidragon: what

 

shyness mode: high

 

demidragon: hi amajiki

 

rockhard: K E MU R I

 

sleeb: im cr yi ng

 

copycat: why,,, did he do this,,

 

icarus: drama? oh do tell 

 

sleeb: KDNIEFHNEI

 

copycat: he inhaled cocaine as a d a re and said it was f uccking sugar im s  o b b i ng

 

icarus: oh

 

boom boom bitch: my

 

patchwork: G O O D N E S S

 

birb-whisperer: Umi, honey.
birb-whisperer: Why.

 

birbfish: you talk to birds and duo just so happened to learn how to use a chainsaw so uh
birbfish: Yes.

 

green-bean: f e a r

 

sparky: where i s duo

 

birbfish: watching these poor unfortunate souls

 

boom boom bitch: calm down ursala

 

birbfish: how dare

 

rockhard: :D I wanna pet him!!

 

birbfish: im sure you do

 

tetsu x infinity: okay so uh A H E M
tetsu x infinity: i have a thing to s a y 

 

rockhard: oh! say it, bro! :D

 

sparky: bright

 

boom boom bitch: >3

 

icarus: ew gross

 

shyness mode: sksksk

 

tetsu x infinity: im safely assuming monoma can't keep a secret

 

copycat: offensive

 

demidragon: but he rite

 

copycat: your high you can't say shit

 

demidragon: But I fucking can, you bIcTh.

 

sleeb: don't mind the crackheads carry on sir

 

copycat: JDNAIJEFN

 

green-bean: I can't believe Monoma's dead.

 

patchwork: lmao y'all are entertaining

 

birbfish: dad i will punt you in the dick with my tail
birbfish: say one more thing and imma P U N T you like a mcfucking baseball m'dude

 

rockhard: OOF

 

flex-tape: OOF

 

sleeb: OOF

 

demidragon: OOF

 

icey hoty: OOF

 

boom boom bitch: O O F

 

green-bean: she punches hard are you sure you want to continue this fight

 

patchwork: oof nevermind sorry

 

birbfish: :) continue tetsu

 

tetsu x infinity: oof
tetsu x infinity: anyways i have a confession because monoma has properly let it slip already
tetsu x infinity: uh,,, i kinda have a crush on umi :T

 

rockhard: and then the manliness shows!!!

 

flex-tape: ah she fucking dead
flex-tape: oop nevermind tetsu she's tracking you

 

tetsu x infinity: oh guanijaFJINmakd

 

sleeb: I can't believe Tetsutetsu died.

 

green-bean: He fucking ded.

 

boom boom bitch: :)

 

green-bean: :)

 

acid: oh
acid: O H BAKUGOU I SEE YOU YOU AINT SLICC
acid: WHAT U DO TO MIDORIYA

 

flex-tape: all i see is the mixture of yellow and green

 

sparky: yeen

 

hOMO: No.

 

acid: smh Bakugou obviously hasn't gotten the 'D'.

 

boom boom bitch: tell me that when you've got your pussy beat u.u

 

green-bean: wow stating the facts huh

 

gravity (falls): MIDORIYA-

 

acid: ADJOEFNnjNFJEFN I FEEL SO ATTACKED RN

 

icarus: lmao virgin

 

patchwork: lmao

 

birb-whisperer: [softly, but with meaning] why are you my husband.

 

patchwork: IKDMOAJIFJ

 

icarus: I can't believe Touya fucking died.

 

icey hoty: He will be missed, but not really.

 

patchwork: okay fuck you dude

 

icey hoty: ew incest

 

patchwork: JKFNEJIFNEIANF

 

icey hoty: I can't believe my brother is deceased.

 

birbfish: why did i add the pro-heroes and the good bois and gals

 

zippleback: oi

 

demidragon: oh hey s i s k i

 

zippleback: aye b r o s k i

 

boom boom bitch: it's the zippleback mother

 

zippleback: i have been remembered
zippleback: hello my children

 

green-bean: suddenly i have three moms

 

gravity (falls): wHY are so many people blowing up the chat

 

kermit: Hawks, Touya, Airoma, and others have been added.
kermit: Also, I just watched Tetsu get tackled by Umi. Is everything OK?

 

rockhard: HeS GETTING THE B A G TSU

 

kermit: ah
kermit: she's gonna beat that bussy i see
kermit: unlike you

 

acid: SKJDAIDFAIFN STOP WITH THE HARASSMENT 

 

icarus: l m a o v i r g i n

 

acid: i can't believe hawks is dead to me

 

icarus: sksks virgin oil looking ass don't try it

 

acid: AJKDNAJEFF

 

boom boom bitch: I can't believe Mina fucking died, m'dudes.
boom boom bitch: Didn't ever get that pussy popped, smh.

 

i am dragon: Your pussy simply does not pop, Mina.
i am dragon: You are weak, for I have the sauce.

 

icarus: i

 

patchwork: pineapples

 

green-bean: why father

 

patchwork: pineapples, Midoriya. Take the fucking pineapples out of the fridge and murder the anxiety.

 

green-bean: ah thanks dad

 

icey hoty: hm

 

green-bean: shut or i shove pineapple down your throat

 

icey hoty: oh no

 

boom boom bitch: why are you like this zuku

 

green-bean: the all fathers have raised me into a meme man
green-bean: i am not dan, but i am midoriya the meme boi.

 

boom boom bitch: disappointing.

 

birbfish: y'all i got a bf
birdfish: also todoroki i will rip off your h a n d s 

 

candygore: i'll make u a pinata and eat it inside out :)

 

birbfish: kinky

 

candygore: ew

 

birbfish: stop kink-shaming me

 

candygore: kink shaming is my kink.

 

birbfish: oop suddenly i'm hetero sorry

 

candygore: lmao i don't eat pussy

 

icey hoty: what the fuck

 

candygore: i saved you from losing your hands better fucking thank me every time you masturbate u prick

 

icey hoty: W A I T -

 

icarus: what

 

 

speed: Guys, what the actual motherfucking of fucks are you all on.

 

demidragon: the good shit dude

 

speed: Valid.
speed: But get off y'all phones or I'll chop you to Hell.

 

sparky: kinky

 

speed: You're going to Hell first, Kaminari. :D

 

sparky: wAIT NOFNIJEANFDI

 

hOMO: Kaminari fucking died. Wow.

 

zippleback: much sad, many tears, much sorrow
zippleback: lmao he fucking d i e d

 

speed: I have apprehended him and I shall do the same to anyone who wishes it upon their kinky asses.

 

green-bean: that sounds like an invitation to a spanking

 

boom boom bitch: wh y are you aware of these things, izuku

 

green-bean: you know why

 

hi im ethan: i can smell tea. spill it all over the floor and slip in it, guys.

 

waves: ^

 

shyness mode: ^^

 

boom boom bitch: don't u fucking dare

 

green-bean:
green-bean: once upon a time i drilled bakugou into a couch and he kept screaming 'fuck,' 'yes', 'please', ''zuku', and 'harder/faster'. ever since, i am aware to all things related to a sense of sexiness and/or intimacy. :)

 

boom boom bitch: you traitor how dare you ruin this foundation

 

green-bean: ;) 

 

speed: m i d o r i ya w  h y

 

green-bean: @boom boom bitch can't spell fuck without u ;;;;;)))))

 

boom boom bitch:
boom boom bitch: suddenly i am seduced

 

acid: wHY IS HE GETTING THE FULL PACKAGE 

 

hOMO: midoriya is the full package huh

 

see me?: yes
see me?: yes, he is

 

acid: gf pls im in need of comfort

 

see me?: k cmere <3

 

acid: <<<333

 

hOMO: Useless gays.

 

speed: OKFOPAIEJF

 

demidragon: if that ain't the tea of the day

 

shyness mode: i woke.

 

icarus: i can't believe angry boy is a bottom

 

boom boom bitch: you have nothing to say, hawks.
boom boom bitch: remember hoppu

 

icarus: ah

 

patchwork: hawks is a twink he has no choice
patchwork: hoppu actually has M U S C LE

 

birb-whisperer: she stronk

 

green-bean: hey mom

 

birb-whisperer: hi child

 

green-bean: if hawks is kinda your brother does this mean everyone can call him uncle

 

birb-whisperer: yes

 

icarus: im not  o l d

 

boom boom bitch: you are now
boom boom bitch: bout to get my bussy D E S T R O Y E D so bye

 

speed: mistakes have been made ever since i have been born into this cruel word jesus why have you left us god why aren't you saving us from this madness both of you are frauds

 

birbfish: lies
birbfish: i got my boi tetsu and icecream tf

 

tetsu x infinity: chaos has erupted, huh

 

yaoi hands: huh y'all seemed crazy and now i understand why

 

hi im ethan: welp time to skiddadle

 

waves: mirio
waves: no

 

hi im ethan: mirio yes
hi im ethan: S K I D D A D L E ! 

 

shyness mode: well
shyness mode: goodbye you useless and sex-craved gays
shyness mode: succ a dic or something idc

 

zippleback: i am suddenly enlightened
zippleback: who want sum succ

 

dustyboi: succ?
dustyboi: i heard free succ

 

zippleback: f r e e s u c c im sobbing

 

speed: i heard screaming
speed: oh god something's hitting the walls im s o b b i ng now

 

hOMO: Midoriya has acquired the bussy.

 

tusks gal: ahem

 

zippleback: O H  S H IT SEE YA

 

hOMO: oh

 

speed: shit uh

 

tusks gal: y'all thirsty ho's smh

 

alien queen: not i, said the xenomorph with a smile.

 

tusks gal: you're too good
tusks gal: dusty boi wtf are you talking about

 

dustyboi: i saw succ and registered free succ

 

succ: A H E M

 

dustyboi: ah

 

tusks gal: y'all need help

 

speed: indeedly do but do we got it

 

tusks gal: no so get to class before i eat your socks

 

icarus: what the fuck?