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Golden Delicious Has Started A Chat

 

Golden Delicious Has Named The Chat: Third Year Students

 

Golden Delicious Has Invited I.studied.the.blade, EdgarAllanPoe, Carrot, Bootiful, 9lives, Slipper, cherry, t(esToSTerOne)shOp, thing 1, thing 2, Gossip_Girl, Offw/yourhead, Vegan_Cheerleader, Divorce, ramen, Stop F*cking Lying, Mirror, mirror, Forgottenmiddlechild, Stairs, Dancer, ROCKNROLL, Animals > People, Dancer 2.0 (improved), Begaydocrime

 

Golden Delicious: Hello everyone. :D Feel free to ask about assignments, dates, or if help is needed in general.

 

forgottenmiddlechild: ayyyyye

 

Mirror mirror: AYYYYYE

 

Animals > People: ….

 

Forgottenmiddlechild: It’s not incest if you say no chromo

 

Mirror Mirror Has Renamed The Chat: No Chromo

 

Animals > People: O.O

 

I.studied.the.blade: Apple, bby?

 

Golden Delicious: Yeah?

 

I.studied.the.blade: PLEASE REMOVE MY FUCKING BROTHERS

 

Bootiful: do u mean fucking brothers as… annoying...or as in they’re havin sex cause based on what dex said…

 

Golden Delicious: This was supposed to be a nice thing.

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Apple, I’m really sorry.

 

Golden Delicious: Thank you Cedar

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): I can't wait to talk shit about Duchess’ dancing!

 

Dancer: Oh fuck you

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Nah sorry Ramona already is 

 

Slipper: RAMONA THE HECK

 

EdgarAllanPoe: And here we see the two types of people

                        Those who will fucking swear

                        And pussies

 

Golden Delicious: Raven, please shut the fuck up.

 

Bootiful: only apple would use proper grammr and ask nicely for u to stfu

 

I.studied.the.blade: Yes and I love her for it

 

Golden Delicious: ♡

 

Slipper: OK BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND

 

ramen: ok, we can talk bout my sex life or.....        

            we can talk about how cerise doesn’t have to wear a hood in summer cause her hair gets so poofy.

 

ramen Has Sent An Image

 

9lives: FLOOFY HAIR

           Totally saving that 

 

cherry: I’m going to murder someone

           Not sure if it will be ramona or kitty

           But blood will be spilt

           Damn it my parents say i can't kill ramona

           Kitty it is

 

ramen: O.O

 

Carrot: Cerise please don’t kill Kitty! 

 

cherry: Why tf not??

 

Carrot: If I tell you something embarrassing will you excuse her behavior?

 

9lives: Ur not my fucking mom

 

Carrot: Really?

            We all know I’m the mom of the Wonderlandians

 

Stairs: Explain

 

Carrot: Constantly done with your shenanigans and hooked on wine

 

Stairs: True

           Wait, what was that last part?

 

cherry: Bunny, you might wanna hurry I just found a knife

 

Carrot:  Kitty’s first full name is Katherine

 

cherry: Really?

            How interesting...

 

9lives: HOW DARE YOU

           YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL

           FIGHT ME

 

cherry: UwU

 

Animals > People: Uh… Apple?

 

Golden Delicious: I’m done.

                            I’m actually done.

                            I’m mcfucking done.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Me thinks we broke her

 

Divorce: Impersonating Jar Jar Binks again?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: F off

                       

Gossip_Girl: Wait what are you guys doing this summer?

 

Divorce: Why the fuck do you ask?

 

Gossip_Girl: Cause I need it for a story

 

cherry: Funny blondie

 

Gossip_Girl: No Im being serious

 

Stop F*cking Lying: ARE YOU STALKING US?

 

Gossip_Girl: JUST FOR FUCKS SAKES TELL ME

 

Offw/yourhead: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

 

Gossip_Girl: FIGHT ME

 

Offw/yourhead: FIGHT ME

                         JKHDGASJDGWSFJHBGS

 

Begaydocrime: ????

 

Carrot: I STOLE HER PHONE

            ALISTAIR HELP

            MADDIE STOP PLAYING NIGHT CORE

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp Has Sent An Image

 

Slipper: oh god

 

EdgarAllanPoe: MADDIE

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: Yes?

                                  I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

 

EdgarAllenPoe: I know this, and I love you

                         All the fucking homo

 

Bootiful: FUCK TON LEVELS OF HOMO

 

Bootiful Has Renamed The Chat: FUCK TON LEVELS OF HOMO

 

thing 2: PUKES RAINBOW

 

thing 1: Oh my.

             I believe that we require medical attention over here

 

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FUCK TON LEVELS OF HOMO

 

Gossip_Girl Has Changed The Chat Name To Answer Me Bitches

 

Gossip_Girl: None of you actually answered my question

 

I.studied.the.blade: It’s four fucking am

 

Divorce: Why do you want to know?

 

Gossip_Girl: Just interested

                   I mean, I’m always interested in what you have to say

 

Divorce: Me?

 

Gossip_Girl: I like hearing from everyone

                   Not that I don’t like hearing from you.

                   You’re really wonderful to talk to

                   I mean, with advice and all

 

Divorce: I get it :D

             You’re great with advice too 

 

Gossp_Girl: Thx!

                   So…..?

 

Divorce: I got a new mic.

              Not that’s it’s gonna be any use

              My funding’s barely even a quarter of what it used to be

              

Gossip_Girl: That sucks :C

                   Mine got slashed too

 

begaydocrime: Well, why don’t you two merge your shows?

 

Bootiful: h8 2 say this but, faybelle has a point

 

EdgarAllanPoe: So everyone's just awake at 4 am?

 

Bootiful: u r ant??!

 

 

Darling To Faybelle

 

Darling: U smooth ass bitch

 

Faybelle: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>⌐■-■

              U see it though, right?

 

Darling: Yes.

             Another pair of useless lesbians

 

Faybelle: Another?

 

Darling: Nvm

             We have to get them together

 

Faybelle: Leave it to me

 

Darling: Oh god

 

 

FUCK TON LEVELS OF HOMO

 

Gossip_Girl: What’s your favorite part of reporting?

                   Or, well, match making?

                   Wait, btw, do you do reporting?

 

Divorce: I do some. 

             Just on events like True Hearts Day

             That is probably my favorite time of year

 

Gossip_Girl: Oh yeah?

 

Divorce: Well it is an event of love

              I love educating people on the history and helping all the couples get together

 

Gossip_Girl: Does it get tiring?

                   Seeing all the people in love

 

Divorce: Not so much tiring as..

              Wanting a piece of that

 

Gossip_Girl: Yeah

 

 

begaydocrime Has Started A Chat

 

begaydocrime Has Named The Chat: Sappho's Poetry Is Great

 

Begaydocrime Has Invited Golden Delicious, cherry, ramen, 9lives, I.studied.the.blade, Dancer 2.0 (improved)

               

begaydocrime Has Changed Their Name To ✺\(•̀ᴗ•́)/✺

 

 ✺\(•̀ᴗ•́)/✺: Okay, I’m about to add Blondie and Cupid

                   We are trying to get them together

 

ramen: okay?

           someone is going to die

 

I.studied.the.blade Has Added Bootiful

 

ramen: someone is definitely going to die

 

 ✺\(•̀ᴗ•́)/✺: WHY DID U INVITE HER

 

Golden Delicious: She could help us?

 

Bootiful: were getting blondie and cupid together right?

 

9lives: This will be fun!

 

cherry: Violently worries

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): You know if you put “violently”....

                                     In front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier

 

Golden Delicious: Violently studies

 

Bootiful: Violently sleeps

 

I.studied.the.blade: Violently trains

 

 ✺\(•̀ᴗ•́)/✺: Violently murders people

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): O.O

 

cherry: Violently worries about that previous statement

 

  ✺\(•̀ᴗ•́)/✺ Has Invited Divorce, Gossip_Girl

 

✺\(•̀ᴗ•́)/✺: OK BITCHES

                  YOU MUST LIKE GIRLS

                  AND CHANGE YOUR NAME TO SOME DONGER THINGY

                  I'LL ADD THE OTHERS LATER

                  I'M WAY TOO LAZY FOR NOW

 

Gossip_Girl: Hi Cupid!

 

Divorce: We were just talking?

 

Gossip_Girl: So?

                   Can’t I say hi to you?

 

Divorce: I guess

              Hi!

 

Gossip_Girl: Hello

 

Divorce: Hola

 

Gossip_Girl: Bonjour!

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved) Has Changed Their Name To ヽ(๑╹◡╹๑)ノ♬

 

ヽ(๑╹◡╹๑)ノ♬: Isn’t France the city of love?

 

Ramen: THE CITY?

 

ヽ(๑╹◡╹๑)ノ♬: COUNTRY COUNTRY

 

cherry: I hope so, seems like it would be a big city

 

ヽ(๑╹◡╹๑)ノ♬: I don’t wanna tell you to stfu cause ur my gf’s sister but...

 

cherry: Nah it’s fine she loves u more than me

 

ヽ(๑╹◡╹๑)ノ♬: Oof

 

I.studied.the.blade: Huge fucking mood

 

I.studied.the.blade Has Changed Their Name To ¤=[]:::::>

 

¤=[]:::::>: You can never go wrong with a sword

 

9lives: The edges of a sword are straight tho

 

¤=[]:::::>: And that is the only part of me that’s straight

 

9lives: Ur sword is a part of you?

 

¤=[]:::::>: How dare you assume otherwise

 

Golden Delicious: She has two hands: one for holding mine, one for holding her sword.

 

¤=[]:::::>: I LOVE YOU BBY

 

 

EdgarAllanPoe Has Renamed The Chat: Ever After Gays

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Seeing as it is 5:30, I am now going to wake YOU BITCHES UP AGAIN

 

forgottenmiddlechild: pls no

 

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Ever After Gays

 

thing 1: Guys! Summer vacation ends in a week.

 

thing 2: oh god

 

ROCKNROLL: NO

 

I.studied.the.blade: I reject that

 

EdgarAllanPoe: I do not want to be in a mile proximity of Headmaster Grimm

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Agreed

                               He sucks :C

 

Bootiful: Cedar ur too innocent

 

Golden Delicious: At least we get to see each other again?

 

EdgarAllenPoe: Yes but Headmaster Grimm

 

cherry: Raven has a point

            He lowkey hates all the gays

 

Divorce: And he cut funding for my show!

             I’m still pissed about it

 

Gossip_Girl: Same. Bet it’s because we’re gay

 

Carrot: I thought u were pansexual

 

Gossip_Girl: well I don’t feel like typing out LGBTQQIAAAPDNBCAGJDBQUNA all out

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Is that the new acronym?

 

ramen: probs is at this point

 

Animals > People: So what does that mean you’re attracted to pans?

 

Gossip_Girl: ROSABELLA UR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

                   WE ARE THE ONLY TWO KITCHEN APPLIANCES IN THIS CHAT

 

Animals > People: I meant it as a joke!

                            I would never actually make fun of someone, especially for their sexuality

 

Bootiful: oh we now cuz, ur 2 nic

 

Golden Delicious: BRIAR YOU’RE KILLING ME!

                            WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

 

I.studied.the.blade: Briar, you broke her

                              She’s crying

 

Bootiful: hw do u know?

 

I.studied.the.blade: Cause we’re rooming

                                (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

 

Stop F*cking Lying: I don’t need to see that

 

I.studied.the.blade:  OH SHIT NOT LIKE THAT

 

cherry: lmao

 

Bootiful: LMFAO

 

Mirror mirror: ANYWAYS, ROSA!

 

I.studied.the.blade: Fucking desperate

 

Mirror mirror: Fucking hypocrite

 

I.studied.the.blade: How? Pls explain

 

Stairs: AMERICA EXPLAIN

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: SO I AM CONFUSIon 

                                  (true)

 

Offw/yourhead: Why is this one kansas?

 

Carrot: BUT THIS ONE IS NOT ARKANSAS

 

9lives: This actually flawless Wonderlandian logic

 

Begaydocrime: Why

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: WhY nOT HUh?

 

Mirror mirror: Anyways 

                      Rosa ily

 

Animals > People: Okie nice

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: Fucking rekt

 

forgottenmiddlechild: He’s sobbing

 

Begaydocrime: So much pathetic crying in this chat

 

Bootiful: i agre but faybelle stfu

 

Mirror mirror: Fine then

                      HUNTER

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: What bro?

 

Mirror mirror: I had a dream we fucked bro

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: Don’t worry bro it’s just a dream

 

Mirror mirror: Ha gay I wouldn’t fuck you

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: You wouldn’t? :C

 

Mirror mirror: I mean unless you want to..

 

thing 1: I love that we just have this unspoken agreement 

             That no one interrupts when we’re quoting memes

 

thing 2: Of course, u don’t interrupt a holy ceremony

 

Slipper: Hey Rosa ♡

 

Animals > People: Hey Ashlynn ♡

 

I.studied.the.blade: Hello both of you  (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

 

Mirror mirror: NOT AGAIN DARLING

 

Golden Delicious: Back the fuck off you two.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Damn Apple

 

I.studied.the.blade: Don’t worry Apple, ily more than anything on this earth ♡

 

Golden Delicious: Ily too, you’re my one and only ♡.

 

Begaydocrime: Oh god I’m about to puke

 

Dancer: Same

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Weak stomach Duchess?

                                     I bet it’s almost as weak as ur dancing.

 

 

food: 11:51

 

cherry: Ramona, ur girlfriend is burning duchess alive in the main chat

 

ramen: wow.

            i'm so porud.

 

cherry: porud?

 

ramen: stfu.

            i'm changing my name

 

 

cherry: No

            I dont wanna

 

             

ramen Has Renamed The Chat household appliances

 

ramen Has Changed Their Name To hotlikeaoven

 

cherry: F u

 

cherry Has Changed Their Name To dishwashthatshit

 

hotlikeaoven: see that wasn’t so hard now, was it?

 

dishwashthatshit: I hate you

 

 

Ever After Gays: 3:45

 

Golden Delicious: Remember, be prepared to discuss the underlying themes of the Great Gatsby in Professor Nimble's class!

 

EdgarAllenPoe: I love how we just fuck around on this chat while Apple actually tries to do something meaningful

 

Bootiful: appl, we arnt gona get smrtr

 

Golden Delicious: I can’t even read what you’re saying at this point.

 

Bootiful: gud

 

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Ever After Gays

 

Golden Delicious: Another school year! :D

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Another school year... :'C

 

Slipper: The two types of people

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: Ashlynn where are you?

 

Slipper: In the left-side garden

 

I.studied.the.blade: It'll be alright Raven

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Ugh optimism.

                        Why are you even excited?

 

I.studied.the.blade: All my coursework has been changed!

                              Daring you're going down

 

Mirror mirror: BET

 

I.studied.the.blade: BET

 

9lives: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

           Also whose running for stud-co?

 

Offw/yourhead: Me

 

Golden Delicious: I am.

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: i aM

 

9lives: Ok, how about this:

 

cherry: Oh fucking god

 

ramen: IM TELLING MOM AND DAD

 

cherry: THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

 

9lives: Tar and feathers for fetishizers

 

Stairs: Yes pls

           Some straight girls need to legit lay off

           

Golden Delicious: Absolutely Kitty

                            If I become one of the stud-co presidents, it will be the first thing I will do.

 

Carrot: Has my vote

 

Offw/yourhead: I hope we can just keep stud-co like it is?

 

begaydocrime: Cause it's QUUER AF

 

Dancer: Quuer

 

Bootiful: Quuer

 

9lives: Quuer

 

Forgottenmiddlechild: Quuer

 

Carrot: Quuer

 

begaydocrime: STFU

                       ESPECIALLY YOU DUCHESS

 

Dancer: Why?

 

begaydocrime: CAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE "FRIENDS"

                        Whatever those are

 

Stop F*cking Lying: O.O

 

Dancer: Well it should be Briar cause ur gf is not supposed to make fun of you

 

ROCKNROLL: What?

 

Dancer: Sparrow no one likes you

 

ROCKNROLL: Scooby Dooby Fuck You

 

Bootiful: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I WOULD STOP THAT LOW

 

Begaydocrime: BITCH IM A TEN

 

Bootiful: 10 out of 100

 

Golden Delicious: RAVEN NO

 

Stop F*cking Lying: What?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: FOR FUCKS SAKES APPLE JUST LET ME KEEP A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF YODA SLUT DROPPING

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: YES

 

St*p Fucking Lying: NO

 

Divorce: No slut-shaming!

 

cherry: whatever

 

Slipper: THE FOUR TYPES OF PEOPLE

 

Animals > People: I thought there were 2...

 

Slipper: Shut up

 

Animals > People: Meanie :C

 

thing 1: Maybe tone down the language?

 

thing 2: shut the everloving fuck up u pussies

 

Bootiful: GUD JOB POPPY

 

EdgarAllenPoe: Apple it's either this or one of Mariam Williamson 

 

Golden Delicious: You know what?

                            Just fuck it.

 

EdgarAllenPoe: YOU HAVE GIVEN INTO THE DARK SIDE MWAHAHA

  

I.studied.the.blade: DARING ARE YOU FUCKING COMING

 

Mirror mirror: YOU WERE FOR REAL?

 

I.studied.the.blade: YES GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE

 

ROCKNROLL: IM SELLING TICKETS

 

Dancer: Fuck you Sparrow

 

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Ever After Gays

 

ROCKNROLL: LET ME IN

                     LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNN

 

Dancer Has Sent A Video

 

Dancer: He forgot his Chemythstry hw in the common

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): OH DAMN YOU SCREWED AF

                                    Also Duchess I'm suing you for copyright

 

Dancer: I'll see you in hell bitch

 

Gossip_Girl: I call being lawyer!

 

Divorce: I call being the other lawyer!

 

forgottenmiddlechild: Somehow both parties are going to be found guilty.

 

Divorce: STFU

              I HAVE POINTY THINGIES

 

forgottenmiddlechild: DID YOU JUST FORGET THE WORD ARROWS?

 

Divorce: IM SENSITIVE YOU KNOW

 

ROCKNROLL: YEAH REAL FUCKING NICE BUT CAN SOMEONE HELP ME

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: I have an axe?

 

thing 1: So we're just going to vandalize school property?

 

thing 2: Welp I'm in

 

 

Ever After Gays

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: SOMEONE HELP PLEASE

 

Mirror mirror: Why?

 

thing 2: We locked ourselves in the chemythstry classroom

 

Dancer: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SPARROW

             Daring please help us

 

thing 1: REALLY YOUR FLIRTING NOW?

 

Dancer: BITCH I HAVE A GF

             And a bf but he's pretty irrelevant

 

thing 2: :D

 

ROCKNROLL: D:

 

Mirror mirror: NEVER FEAR FOR I

 

I.studied.the.blade: I got this!

 

thing 2: That meme is actually Darling incarnated

 

thing 1: Explain

 

Gossip_Girl: No one expected it, she punches her brother, gets the girl

 

I.studied.the.blade: I think a lot of that can be attributed to me being better than Daring

 

Mirror mirror: YEAH WELL IM GONNA SAVE THEM FIRST

 

I.studied.the.blade: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

 

 

Ever After Gays

 

I.studied.the.blade: Someone please help

 

Dancer: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS

 

Mirror mirror: Baba Yaga caught us running in the halls and now we're in detention

 

forgottenmiddlechild: You know, now if I get disowned, I won't feel so bad about it!

 

I.studied.the.blade: First: You good bro?

                               Secondly: stfu

 

forgottenmiddlechild: Yes i'm gucci

          

ROCKNROLL: ACTUALLY SOMEONE HELP

 

Stop F*cking Lying: I can get a key

                               Headmaster Grimm keeps a master key in his office

 

Gossip_Girl: Thank you Cedar!

 

begaydocrime: Oooooh

                       Illegal stuff! I wanna join!

 

 

Ever After Gays

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Ok so

                               We got the key

 

Dancer: Thank god

 

begaydocrime: But we're in detention

 

thing 1: HOW DID EVERYONE MESS UP SO BADLY

 

begaydocrime: WELL WE GOT THE KEY, BUT THEN HEADMASTER GRIMM CAME IN

                        IF CEDAR HAD JUST LIED-

 

Stop F*cking Lying: I CANT LIE

                               IM CURSED

  

thing 2: Guess we're stuck here for another 5 hours

 

Divorce Has Renamed The Chat: Prison

 

Divorce: We're all criminals down here

 

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Prison

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Why is the chat named prison?

 

Gossip_Girl: BECAUSE CUPID FUCKED UP AND WE'RE ALL IN JAIL

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Ok really 

 

St*p Fucking Lying: Cause Sparrow forgot his homework

                               Then Hunter, Sparrow, Holly, Poppy, Cupid, Blondie and Duchess got stuck in the chemythstry classroom 

                               Then Darling and Daring got detention

                               Then Faybelle and I got detention

                               Then they got detention after sleeping in the classroom

 

EdgarAllanPoe: How did everyone fuck up badly

 

I.studied.the.blade: If we knew we would have already done it again

 

 

Prison

 

Divorce Has Renamed The Chat: Court 

 

Divorce: Please rise for Judge Hearts

 

Offw/yourhead: We are here today, to decide a very important matter

                         Justine vs. Duchess

                         Please state your case

 

cherry: :OOOO

 

Gossip_Girl: My client is named Justine Dancer

                   BUT YET SHE MUST BE DANCER 2.0 IN THE CHAT

                   BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE THEIR NAME

 

Divorce: Well, then what do you say to this:

              Dancer 2.0 (improved)

              THIS IS SLANDER YOUR HONOR   

 

Slipper: This is getting heated

 

Offw/yourhead: After hearing both parties...

                         And because Duchess is pissing me off kicking all that FUCKING DUST UP IN OUR DORM

                         I rule the defendant guilty as fucking charged

 

Dancer: IM TAKING THIS TO THE SUPREME COURT

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

                                  WAIT WHAT SUPREME COURT

 

Mirror mirror: Lesbians what is your wisdom?

 

cherry: World hard and cold... tiddy soft and warm

 

I.studied.the.blade: Girl hot

 

Bootiful: watch naruto

 

Mirror mirror: THEY HAVE SPOKEN

 

Dancer: DAMMIT

 

ROCKNROLL: LOSER HAH

 

Dancer: You're about to lose ur balls

 

Stairs: Getting violent down here

 

Offw/yourhead: ORDER IN THE COURT, ORDER IN THE COURT

 

Golden Delicious: ...

 

EdgarAllanPoe: OH STFU APPLE NOT ALL OF US ARE INTERESTED IN WASTING OUR TIME DOING PUZZLES

 

Golden Delicious: WELL NOT ALL OF US ARE INTERESTED IN YODA SLUT DROPPING!

                            

Bootiful: i luv this

              FUCK ITS DAMSEL IN DISTRESSING NEXT

 

I.studied.the.blade: ;D No more of that shit for me

                               Daring you're going down

 

Mirror mirror: OH REALLY

 

thing 1: Not again

                               

 

Court

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Has anyone seen Dexter? 

 

I.studied.the.blade: He was in class?

 

Mirror mirror: I didn’t see him at lunch.

 

cherry: Huh, me either

 

Gossip_Girl: Maybe he was…

                   TAKEN 

 

forgottenmiddlechild: I appreciate the concern, but I’m fine. Really.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: You sure?

 

forgottenmiddlechild: I said I’m fine.

                                  Geez.

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My Twin Never Forgets My BDay!

 

Darling little queens: Hey, you ok?

 

Dexterous little boys: Why is everyone asking me that?

                                  I said I’m fine.

 

Darling little queens: And then you                         

                                1.Didn’t come to lunch                       

                                2.Opted out of filming Blondie’s show                       

                                3.snapped at Raven

                                  

Dexterous little boys: Am I not allowed to take a break?

 

Darling little queens: A break when you don’t eat? 

                                 Where you snap at people you care about?

                                 

Dexterous little boys: Darling, we’re twins

                                  I would tell you everything

                                  I’m fine

 

Darling little queens: Yeah



Im Better Than You

 

Sword bitch: He isn’t fine

 

Handsome ass: Of course not

                        But did he tell you anything

 

Sword bitch: No

                    And we tell each other everything     

 

Handsome ass: You think he relapsed?

 

Sword bitch: It seems like a stretch

 

Handsome ass: He didn’t tell you he was cutting

                         Didn’t tell anyone

 

Sword bitch: Can you talk to him?

 

Handsome ass: Of course

 

 

Gorge

 

Big Bro: Hey Dex

             

Big Bro Has Sent An Image

 

Big Bro Has Called Lil Bro

              

Big Bro Has Called Lil Bro

 

Big Bro: Call me back when you can?

            Thanks

 


Court

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): There are about 40 million kangaroos worldwide and 8 million people in StoryBook, so that means we would each have to fight 5 kangaroos

                                     Idk if we could do it guys

 

Golden Delicious: We could chuck apples at them?

 

Animals > People: ?????? APPLE WHY

 

Stairs Has Renamed The Chat: KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

 

Offw/yourhead: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck

 

9lives: If a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

 

Star Wars FanClub

 

Ewok: Hey Dex :D

 

Wookie: Hi

              Why are you messaging me?

 

Ewok: The title says it all 

 

Wookie: Ok

             Btw why do you like ewoks so much?

 

Ewok: Cause they’re cute

 

Wookie: Seems a bit shallow

 

Ewok: You aren’t one of those ewok haters are you?

 

Wookie: I’m indifferent

 

Ewok: You usually take opinions on things

           It’s fun to debate w/u :3

 

Wookie: Don’t want to today

             I’m tired

 

Ewok: Did you sleep?

 

Wookie: I have things to do Raven

             Bye



KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

begaydocrime: Anyone wanna do illegal crap with me?

 

thing 2: Sure :D

 

thing 1: POPPY NO

 

begaydocrime: POPPY YES

                         JOIN ME IN THE BOIS DORMITORY

 

thing 2: It smells

 

Begaydocime: JuST Do iT

 

thing 2: FInE

 

thing 1: And now I have to run after them in heels… yay…

 

 

Dexter To Holly

 

Dexter: Sorry that you had to see that... 

 

Holly: Do you wanna talk?

 

Dexter: You’re going to tell them

            Then they’ll think I’m weak

 

Holly: I won’t tell

         But you need to talk

 

Dexter: Have you ever?

 

Holly: I would run a razor down my arm sometimes

       

Dexter: How are you open about it?

 

Holly: I’m not gonna go out of my way to hide that I did

          You asked me, I told you

 

Dexter: Ok

 

Holly: Are you going to again?

 

Dexter: I don’t know

 

Holly: Do you want to kill yourself?

 

Dexter: No, I’m not planning to 

 

Holly: Ok

 

Dexter: Can I be open?

 

Holly: Yes

 

Dexter: I hate myself

             I’m so weak

             I thought I was over it

             I was doing so well

 

Holly: It’s ok

          You are not weak

          Can I ask why did you cut yourself?

 

Dexter: Because I’m a failure

             I’m a burden to all my friends

             I’m not good at any of my classes

             My parents don’t like me

             I’m losing control

 

Holly: Why don’t do feel like a burden?

 

Dexter: Because I’m so annoying

            Daring just lets me tag along so his brother isn’t some weirdo

            Cupid is just nice in general and is too nice to say no

            Raven’s taking pity on me

            And Darling just feels like she has to because we're twins           

 

Holly: If they didn’t like you don’t you think they would be happy you’re leaving them alone?

          They’re all worried

 

Dexter: I’m so pathetic

            They deserve better

 

Holly: You deserve better too

 

Dexter: I know I do

             But the world is total crap

             I want a break

             You think there’s a world where I’m not a total flop everywhere

 

Holly: You are not a flop

          You are probably the best kid at crownculus

 

Dexter: That doesn’t count

 

Holly: Says who?

 

Dexter: My parents

            They’re disappointed in me

            They regret letting me transition        

            They probably even regret giving birth to me

 

Holly: I’m sure they don’t

 

Dexter: No, they’ve told me

             Just plain and simple

 

Dexter Has Sent An Image

 

Holly: Ok, Dex, imma curse

          Your parents are mothertrucking dumb poopholes who can’t appreciate their son

          Like, the frick, the heck is wrong with them

 

Dexter: Lmao

 

Holly: But seriously, I know people say this all the time but...

          It’s ok to want to take a break and to be not ok

          And I know it’s hard to reach out to others, but please try

        

Dexter: It helps to hear that again

 

Holly: Well, can you get some food from the castleteria?

          We’ve noticed you haven’t been eating

 

Dexter: I don’t want to

 

Holly: Daring and Darling can bring some to your room and you can talk with them

 

Dexter: They’ll hate me

 

Holly: I promise they won’t

          Darling has put up with Mrs. Her Majesty, the White Queen

    

Dexter: Is she really that bad?

 

Holly: Oh yeah

 

Dexter: Like, Headmaster Grimm bad?

 

Holly: It’s weird

          She’s very pretentious and just…

          That kind of person

 

Dexter: So like my mom

 

Holly: Mood

 

Dexter: Lol

 

Holly: Just a question

          You mentioned transitioning

          Are you trans?

 

Dexter: Yes

             Sadly, born a girl

 

Holly: AYYYY

          Sadly born a boy

 

Dexter: AYYY

 

Dexter Has Renamed The Chat: The Trans Mission

 

Dexter Has Sent An Image

 

Holly: Lmao

          So, I texted Darling, she says they’ll be there soon

          Take care of yourself

             

Dexter: Hey, can we send each other trans memes?

 

Holly: YES MEMES

          Frick I sound like Poppy

          I’M SUPPOSED TO BE RESPONSIBLE DANG IT

 

Chapter Text

My Twin Never Forgets My BDay!

 

Darling little queens: Hai

 

Dexterous little boys: So... you're just checking in on me everyday now?

                                  I'm not mad I just gotta get with the program

 

Darling little queens: Well yes, but actually no

                                 I need advice

 

Dexterous little boys: I am 50% gay spill that tea

 

Darling little queens: I am 100% flaming homo I win

                                 (But actually you are fucking valid bro)

 

Dexterous little boys: Aww nu D: (and thank)

                                 Anyways spill

 

Darling little queens: How do you ask a girl out?

 

Dexterous little boys: DArLiNg YoU'Ve BEEN DaTiNG FoR 7 MonThS

 

Darling little queens: I'M A USELESS LESBIAN YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

                                 But please help 

 

Dexterous little boys: Just ask her 

 

Darling little queens: Wow great advice

 

Dexterous little boys: Well I've been pining after the same girl for a year so-

 

Darling little queens: We know

                                 It's painful to watch

                                 Also how ya doing?

                                * tips cowgirl hat *

 

Dexterous little boys: NO ASTERISKS

                                  WE HAVE ONE RULE IN THIS HOUSE

                                  And I'll be fine once Sparrow SHUTS THE FUCK UP

 

Darling little queens: Seems like Hunter shares the same sentiment

                                 It was Hunter who just threw yogurt on his guitar?

 

Dexterous little boys: Yes

                                  And it landed on me

 

Darling little queens: Oof

 

  

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Bootiful: so its madness in the castleteria

 

begaydocrime: Thx for pointing out the obvious

 

Slipper: Hunter dearest?

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: Yes

 

Offw/yourhead: For your involvement in starting this food fight, she's BREAKING THE FUCK UP WITH YOU

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: D:

 

FLIESbi: KITTY PLS STOP THROWING PIE INTO MY EARS

 

9lives: I REFUSE BITCH

 

cherry: KITTY

 

Gossip_Girl: DEXTER GET TF OVER HERE WE'RE FILMING THIS

 

forgottenmiddlechild: WELL IM T-POSING SO HAH

 

Gossip_Girl: THEN STOP FUCKING T-POSING BISH

 

forgottenmiddlechild: I FLIPPING REFUSE

 

Gossip_Girl: YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT SAYING YOU WOULD BE A CAMERAMAN EVEN IN CASES OF CERTAIN DOOM

 

Divorce: I'll help you Blondie :3

 

Gossip_Girl: Thank you Cupid for being faithful

                    EVEN WHEN MY CAMERAMAN IS NOT

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): You can't blame the guy for having priorities

 

forgottenmiddlechild: Thank you

                                   Finally someone sensible 

 

 

I Got tHE News

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: That was fun

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: I'm covered in mashed potatoes

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: Who eats mashed potatoes at breakfast?

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: Humphrey?

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: He eats omelets

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: Same thing

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: 0.0

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: Same difference

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: Better

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: Same nothing

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: BETTER

                                     Hey I have one!

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: Kay

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: I love you

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: ReALLy?

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: ABANDON FUCKING SHIP

                                     SORRY SORRY SORRY

                                     I'M WIERD

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

                                     I LIKE YOU TOO

                                     OH SHIT THAT WAS PROBABLY MADE FOR SOMEONE ELSE 

                                     BYE SORRY

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: WAIT BLONDIE PLEASE DON'T GO

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: WE'RE TEXTING HOW CAN I RUN AWAY

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: (ANYWAYS)

                                     Same thing: Bad

                                     Same difference: Ok

                                     Same nothing: Better

                                     I like you too: BEST

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: So you like me? Romantically?

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: Yes

                                     Do you like me, and not just as gal pals?

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: Yes.

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: Ok.

                                     So, what now?

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: HOW TF SHOULD I KNOW

                                     But uh.. do we date?

 

Howtobeaheartbreaker: I don't want things to change

                                     I'm not sure I'm ready for that

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: We don't have to change

                                     We can still be total disasters and fuck up our show

                                     

Howtobeaheartbreaker: Does our show count as a date then?

                                     Cause a date is a rendezvous between 2 ppl who like each other

 

Imablondesoexcuseme: Damn deep philisophy

                                     I'm far to strung up on adrenaline to answer that right now

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Stop F*cking Lying: BLONDIE AND CUPID STOP MAKING OUT

 

begaydocrime: FINALLY

                        Wait, who made the first move?

 

Gossip_Girl: Cupid

 

begaydocrime: DAMMIT

 

Bootiful: PAY UP BISH

 

Divorce: YOU WERE BETTING ON US

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Yes, wtf do you think

 

ramen: That we're good people?

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Ew

 

St*p Fucking Lying: Aww finishing each others sentences!

                              That's so cute!

 

forgottenmiddlechild: The only functioning couple

 

Mirror mirror: Darling and Apple?

 

Carrot: Ashlynn and Hunter?

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: Nope

                                She broke up with me

                                I'll get her flowers and present her with a picnic to win her back tomorrow

 

Slipper: You better

             

Golden Delicious: I love how Daring doesn't argue his relationship with Rosabella isn't functional.

 

Animals > People: Of course it's not

                             He's a f*rry

 

Bootiful: hippokrit

 

Animals > People: Cuz please stop

 

forgottenmiddlechild: and Apple and Darling are not functional

 

I.studied.the.blade: Dexter I have a large collections of swords in my room

 

Golden Delicious: Babe, please, no...

 

forgottenmiddlechild Has Sent An Image

 

ramen: In all fairness she's a lesbian so-

 

I.studied.the.blade: Thank you Ramona

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Well Apple just left so they're gonna make out-

 

cherry: Damn the lesbianism is spreading

           If only I had a gf :C

 

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KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Bootiful: i wanna do something scandalous

 

Golden Delicious: Wow, she spelled scandalous correctly...

                            It is truly a cause for celebration!

 

Bootiful: fuck u

              but do u wanna play truth or dare?

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: YES

 

Carrot: Ok great all the wonderlandians are coming

 

Golden Delicious: I need to get away from Raven's angsty music.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Bold of you assume I wont play it there

                        Wait where are we meeting

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: I WANNA PLAY NIGHT CORE

 

EdgarAllanPoe: NUUUUU

 

Carrot: Night core angsty music?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Fine

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: YAY

 

Gossip_Girl: Can't we just meet in the common?

 

Bootiful: nu we need a closet

 

Divorce: YAY THE CLOSET

              I TOTALLY FUCKING MISSED ALL THAT SELF-HATRED AND DENIAL

 

Gossip_Girl: Babe want a hug?

 

Divorce: Yes pls :'3

 

begaydocrime: Good fucking job Briar

 

Bootiful: but truth or dare always leads to 7 min in heaven

 

ramen: true

 

cherry: How tf do you know that?

 

ramen: so you know when justine and i went on "dates" every thursday?

 

cherry: NOPE

 

Golden Delicious: Just to come to Raven's and I's room.

                           She's not going to stop playing that terrible music anyways.

 

Slipper: Wait who gets the beds?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Sorry, but my babies need rest UwU

 

Slipper: Babies?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: My cutouts of Yoda and Mariam Williamson slut-dropping :D

 

Animals > People: You can feel Apple facepalm from here

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Bootiful: OMFG

              YASSS

 

thing 1: And I'm officially glad I didn't join

 

Animals > People: Is anyone dead yet?

 

Dancer: Imma chop off Hunter's little friend soon

 

Slipper: NOT PESKY

 

Dancer: Oh you innocent child

 

Animals > People: Srsly what's going on?

 

I.studied.the.blade: Dexter just slut dropped, someone gave Maddie caffeine, Lizzie is somehow on drugs, and

                               Justine, Cedar, Ashlynn, Hopper, Hunter, and Duchess started a game of strip poker

 

thing 2: I wish I wasn't sick, I wanna join...

 

thing 1: You aren't sick??

 

thing 2: Sick of Duchess

 

Dancer: Feeling's mutual

 

Slipper: Keep it up babe

 

Animals > People: ????

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Hunter's stripping

 

9lives: Well we already knew Ashlynn was secretly thirsty af

 

cherry: Oh for fuck's sakes kitty

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Dexter can you do it again?

                        I need a picture for another cutout

 

forgottenmiddlechild: Raven I love you but no way

 

EdgarAllanPoe: You love me?

 

forgottenmiddlechild: As a friend, y'know?

 

I.studied.the.blade: You still manage to sound awkward on a FUCKING GROUPCHAT

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): You don't give them a break do you?

 

I.studied.the.blade: My brothers are fucking strange beings

 

forgottenmiddlechild: This sucks

                                   Cause on one hand you're a meanie

                                   On the other hand you properly gendered me which seems too hard for even my own fucking parents to do :')

                                   

EdgarAllanPoe: (you good bruh?)

 

forgottenmiddlechild: (yes bruh)

 

Bootiful: APPLE COME OUT ALREADY

 

Golden Delicious: I'm gay.

 

ramen: No I am

 

Gossip_Girl: NO I AM

 

cherry: NO IM GAY

 

I.studied.the.blade: NO IM GAY

 

Animals > People: What's going on cuz?

 

Bootiful: SHES NOT COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM

 

Golden Delcious: I'M SORRY THAT I NEED MOUTHWASH AFTER YOU MADE ME KISS A BOY!

 

Bootiful: HOW MUCH FUCKING MOUTH WASH ARE YOU USING

 

Golden Delicious: A FUCKING LOT BECAUSE THAT WAS DISGUSTING!

 

Bootiful: YOU PECKED DARING ON THE LIPS AND THEN RAN OUT OF THE FUCKING ROOM

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Oh thank god Apple followed typical lesbian protocol

   

Chapter Text

KANGAROO INVASION BISHES

 

Slipper: TAKE THEM OFF

 

FLIESbi: Come on

             Rules bruh

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: But Duchess will cut my .... off

 

Slipper: Well we can't afford to lose that

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): NOPE NOPE NOPE

 

 

 KANGAROO INVASION BISHES

 

Offw/yourhead: TOOT TOOT BITCH

                          LIL BITCH

                          LIL WHINY BITCH

                          LIL DUMB WHINY BITCH

 

Carrot: Lizzie put the phone down...

 

Offw/yourhead: OF WITJ UR GEAD MOTHRFUKR

 

 

KANGAROO  INVASION BISHES

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: OB LA DI, OB LA DA LIFE DOESN'T GO ON CAUSE DESMOND KILLED MOLLY FOR HER MONEY

 

thing 2: finally a relatable female protagonist

 

 

 KANGAROO INVASION BISHES

 

Slipper: Briar was right

 

thing 1: Meaning?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: We're now playing 7 minutes in heaven

 

thing 1: I demand tea

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Well Apple and Darling just went in 

 

Mirror mirror: And I've never been more anxious in my life

 

Animals > People: Awww why?

 

Mirror mirror: She's my baby sister

 

I.studied.the.blade: Oh fuck you, you're not even a year older than me 

 

Mirror mirror: STILL MY BABY SISTER

 

I.studied.the.blade: Imma respond to that later

 

Mirror mirror: APPLE 

 

Golden Delicious: Don't worry.

                            She's just trying to do a handstand.

 

Mirror mirror: I'm sorry what?

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

cherry: She fell?

 

Golden Delicious: She fell.

 

 

My Dearest

 

DarlingDearest: Fucking superb you funky little lesbian

 

AppleDearest: Stop texting and kiss me.

 

DarlingDearest: So bossy..

 

 

 KANGAROO INVASION BISHES

 

Golden Delicious: DARLING STOP DOING HANDSTANDS!

 

cherry: She keeps falling?

 

Golden Delicious: Yes and I'm worried. D:

 

 

 Roomies

 

Bi Witch: Really? She kept doing handstands?

 

Gay Princess: The trick is to do something so ridiculous that you disaster gays believe it.

 

Bi Witch: I did buy it until I realize Darling never wears red lipstick

 

Gay Princess: ;)

 

 

 My Dearest

 

AppleDearest: Ok, handstand is now officially code for making out.

 

DarlingDearest: Damn straight it is

 

AppleDearest D:

 

DarlingDearest: Damn gay*

                         No hetero in this house

 

AppleDearest: :D

 

                       

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Oh god Kitty and Cerise just went in there

 

Stairs: I pray for their gay souls

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Really wondering about what you're implying

 

 

 Kitty To Cerise

 

Kitty: I don't care if you're planning on killing me or whatever

         But can I just say I'm so so fucking sorry

         I'm a dumb and terrible person

         It could have ruined your family's life, your life

         No one deserves that

         Especially not because I decided I wanted to play an idiotic prank

         So I'm really really sorry

         I wanted to tell you earlier but I didn't want to make things worse

 

Cerise: I can tell you're sorry, i just wanted to hear it

           It's fine now

           I mean it's not fine, it was a really dickish thing to do, but we're fine

   

Kitty: Damn gay we are

 

Cerise: Are you flirting with me?

 

Kitty: Do you want me to?

 

Cerise: Haha

            Hilarious

 

Kitty: I know I am ;)

         But, can we meet up?

         To talk?

 

Cerise: Uh...

 

Kitty: I promise: no pranks

         On behalf of all of wonderland

 

Cerise: Damn wonderland's gonna get fucked

 

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KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Everyone's sleeping/cuddling

 

thing 2: Wait together?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: What do you expect us to do?

                        Split the girls and the boys up?

 

I.studied.the.blade: Honestly pairing each girl with a boy would be more effective

 

Golden Delicious: What about hygiene?

 

Stairs: What hygiene?

 

Carrot: ...

 

Stairs: OH

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Anyways can someone wake everyone up?

 

begaydocrime: Sure :D

 

I.studied.the.blade: FAYBELLE NO

                               Welp she did it

 

begaydocrime: What?

                        I just screamed "wake up you gay thots" and broke the window with Cupid's arrows

 

Divorce: Well someone's gonna be in love

              Whatever I still have some of those sexy pollin bitches

 

Slipper: Did you just refer to mood roses as sexy pollin bitches?

 

Divorce: Bish you bet I fucking did

 

EdgarAllanPoe: LISTEN TO ME YOU GUYS

 

Mirror mirror: Gays*

 

I.studied.the.blade: For once you did something good in your life

 

Mirror mirror: Not sure what you meant but I need positivity so fucking thanks

 

I.studied.the.blade: Not a fucking compliment but ok

 

EdgarAllanPoe: OK I FOUND MY OLD MARIO KART STUFF

 

Golden Delicious: You used to play Mario Kart?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: I'm a goth girl who likes Star Wars, you assumed I didn't?

 

Golden Delicious: Fair point.

                           

cherry: Are you proposing a tournament?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: YOU BET I FUCKING AM

 

forgottenmiddlechild: YAS QUEEN

 

EdgarAllanPoe: :DDD

 

thing 2: IM JOINING YALL

 

thing 1: Meaning I'm not :D

 

ROCKNROLL: sure but apple is legally required to be peach

 

Dancer: So many people doing something good for once in their life today

 

ROCKNROLL: YOU SHOULD LOVE ME

                     Fine Poppy?

 

thing 2: SYKE

 

Animals > People: Ok but I have a broken leg

 

Golden Delicious: We can do a voice chat? 

 

thing 1: Yeah sure I'm ready 

             My last neurons wanted to go out with a bang

 

9lives: BANGING BANG BANG

 

thing 1: BAD CHOICE OF FREAKING WORDS

             But yes Apple, a voice chat is a great idea

 

Golden Delicious Has Started A Voice Chat

 

Golden Delicious Has Enabled Voice Recognition

 

 

Kitty To Cerise

 

Kitty: Hey, can you teach me how to play?

         I never have

 

Cerise: Really?

Kitty: Yeah, please don't tell

 

Cerise: I won't

           You just press 2 to go

           That plus thing to shoot and use things that you get from the silvery boxes

           And always throw green turtle shells behind you unless you have a really good shot

 

Kitty: And you turn the wheel to go around the race

 

Cerise: Yeah pretty much

 

Kitty: Thx :D

 

 

TAkE ME tO WOndERlaND

 

There's more than one rabbit hole: You texting Cerise mate?

 

Invisible Kit Kat Bitch: Shut up? For the love of all things fucking holy?

 

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KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Voice Chat Has Started

 

EdgarAllanPoe: So how does this work?

                        Do we just talk?

 

Golden Delicious: Yes.

                            Can everyone hear us?

 

thing 1: Yep.

 

Animals > People: Yes.

 

forgottenmiddlechild: Wait so how do we do this?

                                  We only have four remotes.

 

ramen: Four play at a time and winner goes on 

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: Like a whole prix?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Sure.

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: OK IM PICKING MUSIC.

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): This will be fun. 

                                    And I mean that with all the sarcasm and sincerity in the world.

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

EdgarAllenPoe: Turtle cup.

                       Damn this is my specialty

                       Watch out motherfuckers

 

cherry: Why is there no poop?

 

FLIESbi: I'm sorry what?

 

cherry: YOU EVER BEEN NEAR COWS THERE'S ALWAYS A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

 

Gossip_Girl: BREAKING NEWS.

                   SHIT CAN NOW FUCK THEIR MOTHERS IN A LANDSLIDE DECISION BY THE SUPREME COURT.

 

Divorce: Also news, the gays still can't get married!

 

forgottenmiddlechild: HAH I'M WINNING. YES YES YES.

                                  Welp.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Shrooms make me go fast.

                       And yes the best part of that sentence is that my dad has no idea what the joke is.

 

  

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Golden Delicious: Darling I'm so so sorry.

 

I.studied.the.blade: Babe please no.

 

Golden Delicious: I'm sorry I have to.

 

thing 2: Puts down plus 4 uno card.

 

I.studied.the.blade: SHE FUCKING RED SHELLED ME.

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

ROCKNROLL: I want those big music notes to dominate me.

 

Animals > People: Why? Why, good lord, why?

 

thing 2: Hear that Duchess?

             He's saying we don't do a good job.

 

thing 1: And now I know why Poppy was looking at threesomes.

 

Mirror miror: Sparrow's a bottom?

 

Ramen: Really? That's your question?

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: Was there any doubt he wasn't?

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Yeah, dancers are naturally tops.

 

ramen: Keep telling yourself that babe.

 

ROCKNROLL: YES DADDY CRUSH ME.

 

Dancer: God you're so needy.

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Focus on the game Cedar.

                               Just ignore it.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Oh you innocent child.

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Stairs: Petition to make it illegal to get a coin when you already have 10.

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: YES.

 

Offw/yourhead: WHY DOESN'T THE BOOMERANG BEHEAD PEOPLE.

 

Carrot: Lizzie!

            It's a kids' game!

 

Offw/yourhead: I DON'T CARE.

                         THE BOOMERANG SHOULD SLICE THEM AND LET THEM ORGANS SPILL ON THE COURSE.

                         IT WOULD MAKE IT TEN TIMES AS INTERESTING.

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Bootiful: Imma do what's called a pro gamer move.

 

Slipper: BRIAR WHY ARE YOU TURNING AROUND.

 

Bootiful: FUCK YOU LACTOSE INTOLERANCE.

              I CROSSED THAT FINISH LINE.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Lactose intolerance?

                        YOU MEAN LAKITU?

 

Bootiful: YEAH WHATEVER HIS NAME IS.

              MY FLIGHT'S THE OTHER WAY. 

 

begaydocrime: Good for Lakitu.

                       HELP HELP HELP.

 

Slipper: SOMEONE HELP ME GET BRIAR OFF OF FAYBELLE.

 

Gossip_Girl: DEXTER GET THE CAMERA.

 

Animals > People: OH MY GOD I'M COMING.

 

thing 2: Bring popcorn.

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Divorce: We approach the finals, the Lightning cup.

              Consisting of Dexter, Cedar, Maddie, and Ramona.

              No one from round 3 made it because one contestant punched another and that was it at that point.

 

begaydocrime: FUCK YOU BRIAR.

 

Gossip_Girl: The main race will be Rainbow Road, as we are gays and cannot resist anything that is rainbow.

 

thing 2: Thanks for the popcorn Rosabella.

 

Animals > People: No problem

 

 

Voice Chat Has Ended

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Gossip_Girl: Congrats to Maddie who won by shouting Melanie Martinez into her competition's ears

                    She is now officially the Queen of Mario Kart

 

Divorce: And congrats to Cedar

              She is now officially the only sane person left!

 

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Kitty To Cerise

 

Cerise Has Changed Their Name To cerise

 

cerise: That was fun

            You did pretty good

 

Kitty: 9th is good?

         Damn you have low standards.

 

cerise: I mean, for your first time, it’s pretty impressive

            I got 12th

            And got lapped

 

Kitty: Really?

        I wanna see baby Cerise failing at Mario Kart

 

cerise: I take back what I said

           9th is terrible

 

Kitty: Better than 12th ;)

 

 

Household appliances

 

dishwashthatshit: Why am I even talking to her so much

                            Hex I feel stupid

 

hotlikeanoven: do you also really like being around her and get butterflies in your stomach?

 

dishwashthatshit: Kind of? 

                            Why?

 

hotlikeanoven: yeah… imma let you figure this one out on your own

 

dishwashthatshit: WAIT WHAT IS IT

                            RAMONA

 

 

KANGAROO INVASION BISH

 

Divorce Has Renamed The Chat: Headmaster Grimm Is A Butch Lesbian With A Toe And Daddy Kink

 

Slipper: WHY JUST WHY

 

Divorce: Ok, so y’know when Faybelle shot that arrow? 

              It hit Headmaster Grimm

              And he was looking at his big toe when it hit him...

              So y’know.. take it from there

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Oh hell

 

Begaydocrime: And what about the “daddy” part?

 

Divorce: Well that’s just obvious

 

Bootiful: im sorry but who tf just looks at there toe

 

Golden Delicious: their*

 

Bootiful: i beat up faybelle, u really wanna go?

 

Golden Delicious: Yes.

                            I have my sulfuric acid ready.

 

I.studied.the.blade: You are not leaving this to go fight with Briar

                               Are you?

 

Golden Delicious: Of course not.

                            I have priorities.

 

Mirror mirror: Ignoring that…

 

cherry: Fucking sparrow has better kinks than that

 

Dancer: I can confirm

 

Carrot: Guys stop kinkshaming

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: What if kinkshaming is my kink?

 

Carrot: Then, then, dearest Madeline, there is some gray area

 

Stairs: What if kinkshaming is my kink?

 

Carrot: Then you’re out of luck because my kinks include cotton candy and rainbows

 

Gossip_girl: Les bi honest, every queer in town has a kink for rainbows

 

 

My Dearest

 

AppleDearest: Hey babe?

 

DarlingDearest: Yes sugar?

 

AppleDearest: Can you come and help me with my student council posters?

                       Maybe we can do some handstands while we’re at it?

 

DarlingDearest: Sure :D

                         You look cute in that sweatshirt btw

 

AppleDearest: Oh thanks.

                       I just didn’t like how any of my tops looked…

 

DarlingDearest: U still look cute

                         Not going to correct my grammar?

 

AppleDearest: I admit I have favorites :D

 

 

Activism

 

Feminist: Hey Rosabella?

 

Save The Beez: Yes?

 

Feminist: Please remember that it is my fucking dorm to and I don't appreciate seeing my brother naked

               Can you please lock the door?

               Thank you I'm traumatized

 

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I.studied.the.blade: SWORDS

                                

Animals > People: Please help she’s swinging a sword around in our dorm D,:

 

forgottenmiddlechild: DARLING

                                  OMG

 

I.studied.the.blade: ~~~~~~~[]=¤ԅ໒( ☯ ᗜ ☯✿ )७ᕗ

 

Golden Delicious: You have to admit her love of swords is adorable.

 

I.studied.the.blade: ∩༼˵☯‿☯˵༽つ¤=[]:::::>

 

Animals > People: ITS NOT CUTE WHEN SHE’S ABOUT TO BEHEAD YOU

 

Mirror mirror: Darling legit turns into a toddler when she’s around swords

                      You should see her in class

                      She’s so giddy

 

I.studied.the.blade: F u

                              You’re just salty :’CCC

 

Animals > People: Pls someone get me out of here 

                             Ok I snuck into her armor 

                             But someone pls get me out

 

thing 1: Kay Rosabella 

             I can come get you

 

Animals > People: THANK YOU HOLLY

                             SOMEONE IS HELPING UNLIKE MY BOYFRIEND

 

Mirror mirror: Rosa I wanna help you but I cannot go there

 

forgottenmiddlechild: That’s true

 

thing 1: Wait why?

 

Animals > People: Daring she forgave me

                             You’re fine

 

Mirror mirror: ITS DIFFERENT

                      YOUR HER FRIEND, IM HER BROTHER

 

I.studied.the.blade: I’m right here y’know

                   

EdgarAllanPoe: TF HAPPENED

 

Bootiful: cuz said darling was swingin a sword around, whats not clear?

 

Begaydocrime: She meant what happened between Daring, Rosabella and Darling

 

Bootiful: ooooooooh

 

Begaydocrime: Dumbass

 

thing 1: HOLLY SHIT DARLING

 

thing 2: Holly shit?

 

thing 1: autocorrect

 

9lives: From now on we may only say: “holly shit”

 

FLIESbi: Coolio

 

Bootiful: coolio? rlly hopper, r u a tween frat boi?

 

FLIESbi: DDDD:

 

Golden Delicious: Wait, babe, what happened? 

 

EdgarAllenPoe: Yeah im curious

 

I.studied.the.blade: Nothing, we just got involved in a fucking awkward situation 

 

 

DRAGONS :O

 

(Imholdingoutfora)Herowing: Raven pls help

 

Never(gettingbacktogether)more: Sure what’s up?

 

(Imholdingoutfora)Hero: I don’t wanna have sex with Apple

 

Never(gettingbacktogether)more: Ok so?

                                                            It’s perfectly fine not to want to have sex

 

(Imholdingoutfora)Herowing: But I love her

                                                    And I have sexual thoughts

                                                    I should want to

 

Never(gettingbacktogether)more: Darling, there is a huge difference between masturbating 

                                                           Thinking about sex

                                                           And actually having sex with another person

                                             

(Imholdingoutfora)Herowing: But everyone seems so comfortable with it

                                                    It feels like everyone besides me has had sex and I’m being left behind

 

Never(gettingbacktogether)more: Darling, we are never going to leave you behind

                                                            Especially just because you aren’t ready for something really serious (which is perfectly fine)

                                            

(Imholdingoutfora)Herowing: Thank you

                                                     I needed to hear that from a friend

 

Never(gettingbacktogether)more: I think you should talk to Apple

                                                            Communication is important

 

(Imholdingoutfora)Herowing: Yearh

 

Never(gettingbacktogether)more: YEARH LMFAO

 

(Imholdingoutfora)Herowing: Stfu

 

 

My Dearest:

 

DarlingDearest: Apple

 

AppleDearest: Yes?

 

DarlingDearest: I need to tell you something

                         I’m not comfortable having sex with you yet

                         Or having sex in general

                         I’m sorry.

 

AppleDearest: There is absolutely nothing to be sorry about.

                       Please tell me if you feel like I’m pressuring you.

 

DarlingDearest: Are you sure?

                         I totally understand if you’re mad.

                         It’s perfectly normal to expect sex from your partner.

 

AppleDearest: It’s perfectly normal to WANT sex from your partner.

                       Just like it’s normal to NOT WANT sex from your partner.

                       I love you for you.

                       I love you because you courageous, kind, smart, chivalrous, beautiful...

                       I love you because you make me a better person.

                       I hope I do the same for you.

                       Sex isn’t necessary, and if we ever do have sex, I want it to be because we are both ready.

 

DarlingDearest: I love you.

 

AppleDearest: Are you still ok with cuddling and making out?

 

DarlingDearest: How dare you assume I’m not coming to cuddle you to death

                         (And yes, everything we have done together so far I’m fine with)

                         (You?)

 

AppleDearest: (Yes, I’m fine with everything.)

                       I have fluffy blankets :33

 

Darling Dearest: Yay!

                          Also...Can I bring my sword?  

                         ╰༼.◕ヮ◕.༽つ¤=[]———

 

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Golden Delicious: Happy Moon Landing everyone!

 

Bootiful: apple u such a tiny nerd

 

Golden Delicious: I am not tiny!!

 

EdgarAllanPoe: You're tiny af

                        Like you're up to our shoulders

 

Golden Delicious: Whatever.

                            Just have fun remembering that...

                            there was no way to know if Armstrong and Aldrin would make it back on the rocket from the moon and they might have died there.

 

Stop F*cking Lying: I used to like space. :C

 

Golden Delicious: I'm so sorry Cedar, that was not meant for you.

                             Remember they made it back and advanced science :D

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Yay!

 

Golden Delicious: No, not for you meanie :C.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: F off

 

Golden Delicious: Wanna fucking go?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: YES BISH

 

I.studied.the.blade: Did something happen?

 

Golden Delicious: I threw away her cutouts.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: SO YOU ADMIT IT

                        Also joke's on you cause I already ordered another one SO HAH

 

 

Headmaster Grimm Is A Butch Lesbian With A Toe And Daddy Kink

 

I.studied.the.blade: Quick fucking reminder that you can be femme and still WEAR HEAVY PLATE ARMOR and WIELD A LARGE BROADSWORD*

                               Ok I'm more of a soft butch BUT STILL

 

  

Headmaster Grimm Is A Butch Lesbian With A Toe And Daddy Kink

 

Dancer: Whoever thinks Mozart is better than Beethoven is a moron

                        

Dancer 2.0 (improved): BISH

 

Dancer: BISH

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): MOZART

 

Dancer: BEETHOVEN

 

thing 2: Damn shit's going down

 

ramen: yep.

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): MOZART

 

Dancer: BEETHOVEN

 

Golden Delicious: Carl Sagan..

 

Bootiful: AGAIN U A NERD

 

begaydocrime: Better than an edgy peep like you

 

Bootiful: I'm not edgy

 

Slipper: Uh...

 

begaydocrime: Edgy peeps need to stawp

                       And for the record I'm not edgy, I'm just murderous UWU

 

cherry: O.O

 

EdgarAllanPoe: :c

                        Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm an emo bitch and refuse to show my emotions

 

begaydocrime: See what I mean?

 

thing 2: Hey guys, can we be serious for a sec?

             Like for the girls, do you ever feel uncomfortable being called a girl or a woman?

 

cherry: Can't relate.

 

EdgarAllanPoe: No?

 

Slipper: No, sorry

 

I.studied.the.blade: Yeah, I got nothing.

 

Golden Delicious: Yes, it can be uncomfortable...

                            But I'm probably just uncomfortable with the negative stereotypes about girls.

 

thing 2: Probs same, that's probably it

 

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EdgarAllanPoe: DID ANYONE KNOW THAT THE BOTTOM OF CAPRISUN IS SEE-THROUGH

 

cherry: WAIT WHAT

 

Bootiful: nu way

 

Golden Delicious: This is a scientific breakthrough.

 

9lives: Wait 

           Why were you drinking capri sun?

 

I.studied.the.blade: Raven, that is the drink of the straights

 

Stop F*cking Lying: D:

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Forgive me father for I have sinned

 

Divorce: sorry daddy i’ve been naughty :3

 

Begaydocrime: Oh god

 

Divorce: WHAT HUH?

 

Gossip_Girl: (Babe I love you)

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: I can give her tea

 

Offw/yourhead: SPILL THAT BOILING TEA

 

thing 1: YES MADDIE

               

thing 2: Or better yet, iced coffee?

 

ramen: load raven up with the drinks of the gays.

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): We must cure her of the straights

 

Stairs: I feel like this chat is Headmaster Grimm’s worst fear

 

Carrot: You feel?

            Bish it is.

 

 

Headmaster Grimm Is A Butch Lesbian With A Toe And Daddy Kink

 

Mirror mirror: Ok so my cousin Vinny

 

cherry: I'm sorry??? You have a cousin named Vinny??

 

I.studied.the.blade: Yesh

                               Cousin Vivacious

                               

forgottenmiddlechild: Technically she's a second cousin

                                  She flipped off everyone at the Charming Ball 

 

I.studied.the.blade: I'm a fan :D

 

Mirror mirror: ANYWAYS

                      She's coming to Book End

                      Wow apparently I'm irrelevant

 

Animals > People: No you're not! ♡

 

Mirror mirror: Thank u you Rosa ♡

 

Dancer: Fuck I'm sick

             Affection is disgusting

             NVM

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Poppy and Sparrow just kissed her on the cheeks

 

Dancer: Now you're just doing it to be annoying

 

Stop F*cking Lying: ;)

 

 

TAkE ME tO WOndERlaND

 

Glass Looking The Through Alice: Do you girls wanna see a butterfly?

 

There's more than one rabbit hole: Sure 

 

HATTER THAN A MADDER: YES

 

 

Headmaster Grimm Is A Butch Lesbian With A Toe And Daddy Kink

 

ramen: why did alistair just throw butter?

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: CAUSE IT'S A BUTTERFLY

 

ramen: ...

 

9lives: Look on the bright side!

           It hit Headmaster Grimm in the face :D

 

 

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Gossip_Girl: Hey, Daring?

 

Mirror mirror: You request my glorious presence?

 

I.studied.the.blade: I wouldn't go so far as glorious...

 

Mirror mirror: D:

                      Anyways what is it Blondie?

 

Gossip_Girl: So... you have a cousin named Vinny..

                    And I request legal help...

 

Mirror mirror: Oh no!

                      I'll call her for help

                      What exactly do you need?

 

Gossip_Girl: I beat a bitch up

 

cherry: How does this shit happen?? Huh?? Pls explain??

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: AMERICa ExPLAIN

 

cherry: NO

 

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Stop F*cking Lying: I'm so excited!!!

 

ramen: yay.

 

cherry: I am loving the enthusiasm ramona.

 

ramen: you can go fuck yourself cerise.

 

Bootiful: i here theM has a zipline

 

Golden Delicious: ...

                            Murder me and spread my ashes in the place where we met.

 

Dancer: Gladly

 

EdgarAllanPoe: THAT'S THE PERFECT LYRIC FOR MY SONG THANK YOU APPLE

 

Golden Delicious: O.O

 

Slipper: O.O

 

forgottenmiddlechild: O.O

 

Stop F*cking Lying: But aren't you excited? 

                              This field trip is going to be awesome!

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: Yay nature!

 

begaydocrime: Ok now there's no doubt he's a vegan cheerleader

 

I.studied.the.blade: Wait, does anyone have the sleeping arrangements?

 

Offw/yourhead: Yes.

                         All the boys are together and for the girls it goes as:

                         Apple, Darling, Raven, Bunny, Kitty, Cerise, Ashlynn, Maddie, Briar, and Faybelle

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: YAY

 

Carrot: Oh fucking hell someone's gonna die

            Cerise control Kitty

 

cherry: Why me???

 

Carrot: Uh...

 

9lives: She's just being dumb, don't worry

 

cherry: Ok... 

 

begaydocrime: Briar die

 

Bootiful: F oof

 

Offw/yourhead: LET ME FINISH OR IT'S OFF WITH YOUR HEADS

 

thing 1: 0.0

 

Offw/yourhead: Thank you.

                         Then Holly, Poppy, Blondie, me, Cupid, Ramona, Cedar, Justine, Rosabella, and Duchess

 

Carrot: Again, someone is going to fucking die

 

EdgarAllanPoe: OK BITCHES LISTEN UP

 

Golden Delicous: Oh hex...

 

EdgarAllanPoe: GROUND RULES:

                        1. Make out in the bathroom

                        And

                        2. Keep it in your pants people, it's only for a fucking week

 

forgottenmiddlechild: this really is the standard, huh?

 

 

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EdgarAllanPoe: I'm making a playlist for the ride, any suggestions?

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: NIGHTCORE

 

cherry: MADDIE NO-

 

 

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Slipper: I'm almost done packing, y'all?

 

I.studied.the.blade: Yep! Daring was nice enough to carry my bag if I carry his.

 

Mirror mirror: TF IS IN THESE BAGS? ARMOR?

 

I.studied.the.blade: ...

 

Mirror mirror: Fucking hell sis

 

I.studied.the.blade: In my defense you really should have known

 

Divorce: I feel like everyone's personality can be summed up by what's in their bags

 

forgottenmiddlechild: I don't believe that

 

Divorce: Ok fine OPEN UP YOUR BAGS BITCHES

             WHAT'S IN THEM

 

Mirror mirror: Mirrors

 

I.studied.the.blade: Swords

 

cherry: Athletic gear

 

ramen: Leather jackets

 

9lives: Whoopee cushions

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: Tea sets and tea bags

 

Bootiful: Neck cushions and confetti canons

 

Stairs: Riddle books

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Ballet shoes

 

Golden Delicious: Textbooks

 

ROCKNROLL: My guitar

  

EdgarAllanPoe: Same bruh

 

ROCKNROLL: Yay!

                     Music buddies?

 

EdgarAllanPoe: No.

 

Gossip_Girl: That rejection oof

 

Divorce: See, told ya

             Now puke up the 5 bucks or I'm coming for your thumbs

 

forgottenmiddlechild: WE NEVER AGREED TO A BET

 

Divorce: 5 DOLLARS OR IM COMING FOR YOUR THUMBS

  

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Invisible Kit Kat Bitch: Are you trying to kill me Bunny?

 

There's more than one rabbit hole: Ok, first off, I'm genuinely sorry, it was a mistake

                                                      SECOND LETTING HER KNOW HOW YOU FEEL IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD

 

Invisible Kit Kat Bitch: yES it is

 

 

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ROCKNROLL: Are we there yet?

                    Are we there yet?

                    Are we there yet?

                    Are we there yet?

                    Are we there yet?

                    Are we there yet?

                    Are we there yet?

 

Dancer: Bitch we’ve been on the road for less than 10 minutes

 

 

Apple To Poppy

 

Apple: Can you help me with something?

 

Poppy: Help you with what?

 

Apple: Hair.

 

Poppy: Move

 

 

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Golden Delicious Has Sent An Image

 

Golden Delicious: Big thanks to Poppy.

 

cherry: Darling ur hair is lit

 

thing 1: Darling has the best hair

            Well… besides mine

 

begaydocrime: Vain much?

 

thing 1: My hair is perfection and we all know it

 

 

Justine To Raven

 

Justine: You don't have the Macarena downloaded by any chance

             Do you?

 

Raven: Friend I like the way you think

 

 

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begaydocrime: Are you happy?

                       Are you satisfied?

                       That damn song is now stuck in my head

  

Dancer 2.0 (improved): I'm extremely satisfied :)

 

begaydocrime: Ramona I'm bout to kill your girlfriend

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): I feel mildly threatened

 

Golden Delicious: Mildly???

 

ramen: fight me fay.

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): owo Big strong gorlfriend here to protect me and my UWUs 

 

ramen: ....

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): Yeah I agree that sounded way too wrong

                                    Even for this chat

 

 

Headmaster Grimm Is A Butch Lesbian With A Toe And Daddy Kink

 

Divorce: *drops hydroflask*

 

forgottenmiddlechild: WE HAVE ONE RULE HERE

                                   NO ASTERISKS

 

Divorce: And I oop-!

             SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

 

forgottenmiddlechild: AND NOW YOU MANAGE TO BREAK THE OTHER RULE

 

Divorce: Sksksksksk

             omg, you use plastic straws?

             here! borrow my scrunchie!

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Cupid I will hex you

 

Divorce: Ok but in all reality, Ashlynn's a VSCO girl

 

Slipper: Well I'm also a satanist so I think that disqualifies me

 

ramen: since when?

 

 

 

Swiper No Swiping!

 

Following The Map!: Hey Bunny

                               Why is half the bus beating Cupid and the other half is staring at Ashlynn in shock

 

Boots: read the group texts

 

Following The Map!: I CANT IM SHITTING

 

Boots: THEN STOP SHITTING ALISTAIR

 

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Bootiful: so....

 

EdgarAllanPoe: So?

 

Bootiful: w're really close to Last Chapter Vegas

              and its the 21st

 

ramen: you wanna highjack the bus, don't you?

 

begaydocrime: Gimme a sec

 

Slipper: wha-

 

Begaydocrime: Ok the driver and the adults are out 

 

Vegan_Cheerleader: FAYBELLE WHAT THE FUCK

 

begaydocrime: YOU TRY TO BE HELPFUL ONE TIME

 

Divorce: CHILL I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE

 

Stop F*cking Lying: I'm afraid to ask how

 

Divorce: My uncle Apollo taught me how to drive

 

Gossip_Girl: Isn't he the gay one?

 

Divorce: they're all the gay one

               Except Zeus, he'll just fuck anything with a hole in it



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I.studied.the.blade: We need a plan

 

Golden Delicious: We do

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: I HAVE ONE



Headmaster Grimm Is A Butch Lesbian With A Toe And Daddy Kink

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Do we have the pride flag?

 

Gossip_Girl: Yes

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Area 69 sign?

 

begaydocrime: Yes

 

EdgarAllanPoe: Monster energy drinks for the Kyles?

 

Begaydocrime: Yes

 

Dancer 2.0 (improved): So we rendezvous with the others, Naruto run to dodge the bullets, break in, grab all the shit we can 

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: and then grab dem hoverboard and scoot out of there

 

Golden Delicious: This is it gays…

 

Carrot: If we die here, I just wanted to say

            I'll see you in hell you homos

 

I.studied.the.blade: Good luck to all of you

                              Except Sparrow

 

 

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Dancer: Everyone in position?

 

thing 1: Yeah, I’m with the Karens

 

thing 2: I’m scared

 

Stop F*cking Lying: Well, it’s too late to go back now

 

 

Headmaster Grimm Is A Butch Lesbian With A Toe And Daddy Kink

 

Gossip_Girl: STATUS REPORT, STATUS REPORT

 

forgottenmiddlechild: I FOUND MINECRAFT 2

 

Dancer: POPPY AND I FOUND THE TOOTHPASTE THAT 10/10 DENTISTS RECOMMEND

 

ROCKNROLL: I FOUND SHREK 5

 

Animals > People: I FOUND THE ALIENS 

 

I.studied.the.blade: APPLE AND I GOT THE HOVERBOARDS

 

9lives: RENDEZVOUS AT FLOOR 66642069

 

t(esToSTerOne)shOp: WE’RE GOING SKYDIVING BITCHES

Bootiful: YIPPEE



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cherry: Holly, tame the Karens will you?

 

thing 1: Sorry, they’re really riled up at minimum wage employees

 

Animals > People: Holy moly, these aliens be 100% more loyal than these earth animals

 

Slipper: Yeah, stick it to those hoes

 

Animals > People: Btw Daring, we now have a son. 

                             His name is Mary Jane.

 

Golden Delicious: Poppy, what’s wrong?

 

thing 2: My FBI agent

             It was the mission or Jerry

             I had to… 

 

Divorce: I’m so so sorry for you loss

 

thing 2: I’ll be fine, I just need some time

 

Carrot: Ok, everyone in the Mystery Machine

            It’s time to go back

 

Offw/yourhead: Fine mom



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Carrot: Oh look, there are the adults at the side of the road

 

EdgarAllanPoe: The wolves didn’t them?

 

ramen: Hey, we have standards!