"Would you like to make a contract?" asks a bunny-rabbit creature thing with pink highlights.
Varia stands still, frozen in absolute confusion at the absurdity happening right in front of her. Then she remembers that this thing is called Kyubey, and is a fictional alien-antagonist from the anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica, and that he leaves behind a trail of death, riddled with young girls-turned-giant magical monstrosities.
"Yeah, fuck no." Then, in a physics-defying act, she kicks the fucker into the sky, and continues walking back home.