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Chat: legends
Members: Bowie(David Bowie)
Rocketman: (Elton John)
Killer Queen: (Freddie Mercury)

Wednesday 12:45 am

Bowie: who the fuck keeps playing that god awful music?????

Killer Queen: DAVID HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

Rocketman: god not again

Bowie: What???

Killer Queen: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MUSIC!!!

Bowie: YOUR IN THE BUILDING ACROSS FROM MINE HOW??????

Killer Queen: talent darling~!

Rocketman: fred, shut up your music
Rocketman: David, shut up and go to sleep

Killer Queen: fine

Bowie: sure

Rocketman: thank god

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Wednesday 1:39am

Bowie: FREDDIE I SWEAR TO GOD

Killer Queen: fight me bitch

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Chat: Queen
Members: Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)
Rogerina(Roger Taylor)
Brianmayforreal(Brian May)
John Richard Deacon (John Deacon)

Wednesday: 9:36 am

Killer Queen: HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!

Rogerina: P**l P*****ter died! :D

Killer Queen: NO NOT YET

Rogerina: dam

Killer Queen: NOPE I WAS HELPFUL SO FUCK U BRAIN

Brianmayforreal: wtf???

John Richard Deacon: remember when you said you’d burn a pair of your clogs if fred or rog were helpful ?

Brianmayforreal: WHEN DID I SAY TAKE?!!

John Richard Deacon: Last week
John Richard Deacon: {Screenshot.jpg}

Brianmayforreal: …..fuck

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Chat: Big Time Rush
Members: The hot one(James)
The smart one(Logan)
The done one(Kendell)
The cute one(Carlos)

Wednesday: 10:20 am

The done one: WHY IS THERE A FIRE???

The smart one: CARLOS!!!

The cute one: FOR ONCE IT’S NOT ME

The done one: likely story!!!

The hot one: its true, we’re eating popcorn
The hot one: {lookatusbeingcute.jpg}

The smart one: holy shit that cutes

The done one: what about the fire???

The smart one: probably those beatles boys ot that weird group??? Queen i wanna say???

The done one: maybe

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Chat: legends
Members: Bowie(David Bowie)
Rocketman(Elton John)
Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)
Wednesday 12:24 pm

Bowie: fred what the fuck did you do???

Killer Queen: y do always think it’s me????

Bowie: it’s either u or those freshman weirdos

Rocketman: I think i met them once
Rocketman: im like 90% sure they’re dating each other or just super gay
Rocketman: either way they’re pretty cool

Bowie: so?

Killer Queen: oh the fire!
Killer Queen: yeah we started that :3c

Bowie: why?

Killer Queen: cause i was helpful to this blonde freshman kid

Rocketman: FRED DID YOU KILL HIM???

Killer Queen: no
Killer Queen: brian said he’d burn a pair of his god awful clogs if me or rog did something helpful :3

Bowie: …...what the fuck

Rocketman: y????

Killer Queen: have you seen those things?!
Killer Queen: awful

Bowie: hey freddie?

Killer Queen: yes darling?

Bowie: why are you like this?

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Chat: The Beatles
Members: Lemon (John Lennon)
Star child (Ringo Starr)
Georgia(George Harrison)
Paul blart mall cop (Paul Mccartney)

Thursday 1:45 am

Lemon: HBSJHBBF WHAT WAS THE ENGLISH HOMEWORK???
Lemon: PLEASE!!

Star Child: read the chapter and summarize the last paragraph

Lemon: THANK YOU RINGO!!!!
Lemon: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE

Paul blart mall cop: WHAT M8
Paul blart mall cop: IM YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND????

Lemon: well answer me next time!!

Georgia: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Georgia: PRIVET CHAT IS THING FUKERS

Star child: well if i didn’t answer than who would???

Paul blart mall cop: true, im his boyfriend and would rather not

Lemon: rude

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Bowie has created a new chat!
Bowie has added, Killer Queen, Rocketman, and Lemon to the chat!
Bowie has named the chat: The Legends

Killer Queen: David what the fuck

Lemon: why the fuck is this guy here?!

Rocketman: David Bowie, what the fuck

Bowie: so here’s the thing
Bowie: all week, fires, god awful music, and last week a kid in a dino costume tried to sell me chocolate!

Killer Queen: that's just bad luck there dear

Lemon: for once I agree
Lemon:my boys and I wouldn't do that

Rocketman: wait..a dinosaur costume?

Bowie: yeah???

Rocketman: shit.

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Chat: I'm here for a grade
Members: Mozzarella (Joe Mazzello)
Raw(Rami Malek)
Tall guy (Gwilym Lee)
Cardi B (Ben Hardy)
Rocketman (Elton John)

Thursday 3:26 pm

Rocketman: joe why do you have a dinosaur costume????

Mozzarella:.....RAMI U SON OF BEACH

Raw: WHAT DID I DO????
Raw: I DONT SAY CRAP

Cardi B: *sweats*

Mozzarella: Ben?
Mozzarella: did u betray me??

Tall guy: *sweats*

Mozzarella: I can't trust my boyfriend and my friends?!

Rocketman: i really just wanted to know if you tried selling chocolate to a friend of mine…

Mozzarella: no...why?

Rocketman: nvm, btw you sold yourself out

Mozzarella: fuck.

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Chat: the legends
Members: Bowie(David Bowie)
Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)
Lemon(John Lennon)
Rocketman(Elton John)

Thursday 3:58pm

Rocketman: so I don't know about the Dino thing
Rocketman: but if you see a red head either crying or yelling down the hall then ignore him he feels betrayed by his bf and friends

Lemon: can I leave now
Lemon: mercury can kill people you know

Killer Queen: fuck u Lennon

Lemon: we know that's not your real name

Killer Queen: actually it is!

Lemon: prove it!

Killer Queen added Brianmayforeal, Rogerina, and John Richard Deacon to the chat!

Killer Queen: darlings tell this walking lemon that my real name is Freddie Mercury

John Richard Deacon:.....ok

Lemon: WAIT

Lemon added Star Child, Paul blart mall cop, and Georgia to the chat!

Star Child: wat la fuk

Georgia: holy fuck,,,,,Brian fucking May

Brianmayforreal: Harrison

Bowie: i really just wanted some peace,,,,

Rocketman: nah

Rogerina: PLAGIARISM

Georgia: fuk off prat

John Richard Deacon: A while back when i met fred in high school, he preferred being called Fred or Freddie, so i did, then we met Brian and roger so that caught on pretty quick so it started like that, then he met Mary and when Fred thought he was straight so he told her his name was freddie mercury and she believed him and then by the time we were 18 he changed his name to Freddie Mercury.

Lemon:....

Rocketman: …..

Bowie: ….

Star Child: ….,..

Georgia: ,,,,,,,

Paul blart mall cop: what in the ever living fuck

Rogerina: tell them deaks!

Brianmayforreal: i remember mary!
Brianmayforreal: i wonder how she’s been

Killer Queen: good she’s dating david

Rocketman: WHAT????

Rogerina: DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
Rogerina: YOU SLY DOG

Bowie: I DON’T KNOW ANY MARY’S

Killer Queen: not u idiot
Killer Queen: a different david

Lemon: see that that makes sense

Rocketman: how exactly does that make sense

Lemon: …..nvm

Killer Queen: sooo…..now what

Bowie: well i know elton hangs out w/ freshman and u and Lennon start fires like every week
Bowie: so with all the shit that happens i thought you 3 would know

Rocketman: well that makes sense but……
Rocketman: chances are slim

Killer Queen: chances are u have terrible luck

John Richard Deacon: i want to try something…..

John Richard Deacon has added the group ‘Fresh Babies’ to the chat’!

John Richard Deacon: Sick them

 Cardi B: Hello!

Rocketman: FUUUUUUCK

Raw: Hi Elton!

Killer Queen: oooooo~ DRAMA!!

Tall Boy: holy mother fucking shit
Tall Boy: BRIAN MAY ROGER TAYLOR AND FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY!!!???

Cardi B: HOLY SHIT

Raw: JOE WHERE THE FUCK ARE U????

Lemon: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

Bowie: HOW SHOULD I KNOW??

Rocketman: DOWN BOYS

John Richard Deacon: this is entertaining
John Richard Deacon: ;)

Mozzarella: WHAT LE FUCK

Killer Queen: ohh i get it!
Killer Queen: they’re fanboys

Lemon: i get that
Lemon: but for you four????

Rogerina: shut up

Brianmayforreal: well this is great!

Raw: i have a question

Killer Queen: i have an answer

Raw: who’s @Lemon @Star Child @Paul blart mall cop and @Georgia??

Killer Queen: awww dear you don’t have to use @
Killer Queen: but they are “the beatles”

Rogerina: rude bunch if u ask me
Rogerina: BECAUSE OF U HARRISON

Georgia: SHUT UP U WANKER

Star Child: U MADE HIM ANGRY >:((((

Brianmayforreal: FUCK U STARKEY

Star Child: NO U MAY

Tall Boy: WHY ARE WE YELLING???

Raw: I DON’T KNOW

Rocketman: hmmmm….

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Chat: fuck da police
Members: Bowie(David Bowie)
Rocketman(Elton John)

Thursday 4:15 pm

Rocketman: so, we know fred, and john who for some reason hate each other and because of that their friends hate them….

Bowie: yeah no shit

Rocketman:....once i saw this on a show...when to many fights break out and scare someone they use puppets to stop the fights….

Bowie: they’re not children!
Bowie: at least not physically

Rocketman: well….can we use it just in case?

Bowie:
Bowie: maybe

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Chat: legends

Members: Bowie(David Bowie)

Rocketman(Elton John)

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)

 

Thursday 4: 27 pm

 

Killer Queen: Darling where are we going for dinner tonight?

 

Rocketman: what?

 

Killer Queen: oh fuck!

 

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Chat: My darling~

Members: Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)

Killer King (Jim Hutton)

 

Thursday 4:31 pm

 

Killer Queen: darling?

 

Killer King: yes love?

 

Killer Queen: what are we doing for dinner tonight?

 

Killer King: i’m thinking...italian?

Killer King: or we could stay in and cuddle?

 

Killer Queen:hmmmm

Killer Queen: I love it!

 

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Chat: Queen

Members: Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)

Brianmayforreal(Brian May)

Rogerina(Roger Taylor)

John Richard Deacon(John Deacon)

 

Thursday  5:24 pm

Killer Queen: dears?

Killer Queen: which looks better??

Killer Queen: {Image-dress/boots}

Killer Queen: {Image-imprettysurethisisRoger’s}

 

Rogerina: no..i stole that from you

 

John Richard Deacon: hah...i like the first one.

 

Brianmayforreal: me to, btw rog took that from me

 

John Richard Deacon: u stole that from me

John Richard Deacon: when i stole it from freddie

 

Killer Queen: then...it’s been mine.

 

Brianmayforreal:.....nice

 

Killer Queen: so which one??

 

Rogerina: the first one

 

John Richard Deacon: the 1st one

 

Brianmayforreal: 1

 

Killer Queen: thank u darlings!

 

Rogerina: tell jim we said hi!

 

Killer Queen: of course dear! <3

 

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Chat: The Beatles

Members: Lemon(John Lennon)

Star Child(Ringo Starr)

Paul Blart Mall Cop(Paul Mccartney)

Georgia(George Harrison)

 

Thursday 5:34 pm

 

Lemon: So….i may or may not have punched a guy in the face today???

 

Georgia: let me guess? Mercury?

 

Lemon: weirdly enough no

Lemon: some jackass with a porno mustash

 

Paul Blart Mall cop: WTF??

 

Star Child: why????

 

Lemon: apparently he thought i was friends with Mercury and wanted info

Lemon: and i told him no, i don’t even know him and told him to fuck off  

Lemon: but he didn’t like that and was all ‘you know him you little bitch’ and im like fuck off im not telling you again and he shoves me and punch him and run to the nearest dorms and im currently hanging out with some freshman…

 

Star Child: ok bUT ARE YOU OKAY????

 

Lemon: yeah, these guys are pretty cool.

 

Paul Blart Mall Cop: WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT!!!

Paul Blart Mall Cop: ARE U OKAY MY LOVE?!?!?!?

 

Georgia: hey ringo

 

Star Child: yes luv :3

 

Georgia: want some popcorn?

 

Star Child: :0 yes! <3 :3

 

Georgia: :33

 

Paul Blart Mall Cop: -.-

 

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Chat: Big Time Rush

Members: The Hot one(James)

The smart one(Logan)

The done one(Kendall)

The cute one(Carlos)

 

Thursday 5:50pm

 

The Hot one: soooo does John just live here now?

 

The done one: maybe he’s cool ngl

 

The cute one: that’s true

 

The hot one: UGHHH SOMEONE GET THE DOOR

 

The smart one: sure i guess vjdjhfbhdvbjhdvhthjfvjhdfbhbfderfvkshj

 

The done one: Lo?

 

The smart one: OMG SOME WEIRDOS CAME THROUGH THE DOOR

The smart one: but one gave me popcorn so im fine ^w^

 

The hot one: THAT’S STILL NOT A GOOD REASON!!???


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Rogerina has created a new chat!

Rogerina has added Brianmayforreal and John Richard Deacon to the chat!

Rogerina has named the chat: Freddie Protection Squad!  

 

Rogerina: we like Jim right?

 

Brianmayforreal: of course...right?

 

John Richard Deacon: well...how much do we know about him??

 

Rogerina: well,,,,he likes to garden and he’s irish,,,

 

Brianmayforreal: hmmmmm

 

Brianmayforreal has added ‘Killer King’ to the chat!

 

Rogerina: hello Hutton

 

Killer King: hey...guys??

 

Rogerina: soo where are you right now?

 

Killer King: waiting with Freddie, we’er at olive garden

 

John Richard Deacon:....can you get us some breadsticks?

 

Killer King: uhhh sure?? Is that what this was all about?

 

Rogerina: no, it’s just that….we don’t really know you

 

Killer King: are you trying to vet me for Freddie?

Killer King: my boyfriend who i love??

 

John Richard Deacon: i really just wanted breadsticks…

John Richard Deacon: but know this Hutton, i could break every bone in your body and make sure no one finds you, you’ll be a missing person and the police are going to ask us did you know him and i’ll say yeah, he use to date my best friend…

 

Rogerina:,,,,,

 

Brianmayforreal:////////

 

Killer King: ……...i understand

 

John Richard Deacon: good! :3

John Richard Deacon: have fun on your date!!

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Chat: legends

Members: Bowie(David Bowie)

Rocketman(Elton John)

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)

 

Friday 7:35 am

 

Rocketman: hey gays

Rocketman: gaysss

 

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Friday 7:45 am

 

Rocketman: i’m going to be father

 

Bowie: WHAT???

 

Killer Queen: Elton!! You don’t need to settle

 

Rocketman: now you answer??!!

 

Killer Queen: in my defense,I was asleep

 

Bowie: my phone died

 

Rocketman: bitches

Rocketman: but yes i am going to be a father

 

Killer Queen: your gay and single

 

Rocketman: and you have kinks

 

Killer Queen: you say that like it’s a bad thing

 

Bowie: back to the topic at hand

Bowie: so your going to be a dad..?

 

Rocketman: yes,

Rocketman: a young man child named Taron.

 

Killer Queen: so he’s an adult?

 

Rocketman: remember those freshman i hang out with sometimes?

Rocketman: it’s like that but now those four are dead to me

 

Killer Queen: really darling?

 

Rocketman: yes ヾ(`・ω・´)ノ 

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(Hours earlier)

 

Chat: I’m here for a grade

Members: Rocketman(Elton John)

Raw(Rami Malek)

Tall Boi(Gwilym Lee)

Cardi B(Ben Hardy)

Mozzarella(Joe Mazzello)

 

Thursday 9:23 pm

 

Rocketman: listen up you little shits

Rocketman: you all listening?

 

Raw: yeah??

 

Rocketman: good

Rocketman: because i’m leaving all of you

 

Mozzarella: wat

 

Rocketman: I’m leaving 4 of you for someone who isn’t a little shit

 

Cardi B: WHY??/

 

Rocketman: reasons

 

Raw: do you expect us to live???

 

Rocketman: you will

Rocketman: bye (σ`・∀・´)σ

 

Rocketman has left the chat!

 

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Call transmission

Thursday 8:57 pm

 

(“Hello?)

(“Hi! I’m looking for a,Reginald Dwight?”)

(“Speaking?”)

(“Great! I’m Lucy from the Buddy program, I'm just letting you know that your application has been accepted, and you should be meeting your buddy this Saturday!”)

(“Holy-! Really?!”)

(“Of course, I'm emailing you all the information right now, have a good day Mr.Dwight!”)

(“You to!”)

 

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Subject: Buddy Program

 

To: Reginald Dwight

 

Dear Mr.Dwight, I’m very pleased to inform you that your application to the Buddy Program has been excepted!

On Saturday, you will meet Taron Egerton. He’s currently 19, with a English major.

 

Here’s his contact information: ############

 

Have a wonderful day!

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Chat: legends

Members: Bowie(David Bowie)

Rocketman(Elton John)

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)

 

Friday 7:53 am

 

Bowie: so you just left them?

Bowie: all alone in the world??

 

Rocketman: no

Rocketman: i gave them mentors

 

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Rocketman has created a new chat!
Rocketman has added ‘Raw’ and Killer Queen to the chat!
Rocketman has left the chat!


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Rocketman has created a new chat!
Rocketman has added ‘Cardi B’ and ‘Rogerina’ to the chat!
Rocketman has left the chat!


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Rocketman has created a new chat!
Rocketman has added ‘Tall Boi’ and ‘Brianmayforreal’ to the chat!
Rocketman has left the chat!


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Rocketman has created a new chat!
Rocketman has added ‘Mozzarella’ and ‘John Richard Deacon’!
Rocketman has left the chat!


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Chat: legends
Members: Bowie(David Bowie)
Rocketman(Elton John)
Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)
Friday 7:56am


Rocketman: so yeah


Bowie: well you’ve probably scared those man children for life


Rocketman: only joe is a man child


Killer Queen: i wonder how we’er friends a lot


Rocketman: me to

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Chat: legends

Members: Bowie(David Bowie)

Rocketman(Elton John)

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)

 

Friday 7:56am

 

Rocketman: so yeah

 

Bowie: well you’ve probably scared those man children for life

 

Rocketman: only joe is a man child

 

Killer Queen: i wonder how we’er friends a lot

 

Rocketman: me to

 

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Raw has named the chat ‘It’s Talet!’ !  

 

Raw: hi’!

 

Killer Queen: oh darling! When did we start talking?

 

Raw: oh..i….

 

Killer Queen: i’m playing dear!

 

Raw:oh...I knew that! Heh

 

Killer Queen: did you need anything?

 

Raw: no...it’s just that,,,,your like famous

 

Killer Queen: darling all i really do is make covers and look hot in black

Killer Queen: your an actor right?

 

Raw: oWo

Raw: i do community theater

 

Killer Queen: and if you continue with that chances are you’ll be a professional actor!

 

Raw: i don’t know about that….

 

Killer Queen: are you doing any shows?

 

Raw: yeah in december…

 

Killer Queen: ohh~ a musical??

 

Raw: they haven’t decided yet but yeah//////

 

Killer Queen: are going to do it?

 

Raw:....maybe

 

Killer Queen: i say you should do it

 

Raw:... i’ll see

 

Killer Queen: it’s a start! ;3

 

Raw: :)


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Rogerina has named the chat ‘Drummers line’! 

 

Cardi B: oh hey 

 

Rogerina: you are now my ward

 

Cardi B: you know what a ward is? 

 

Rogerina:///// 

Rogerina: don’t question me 

 

Cardi B: alright 

 

Rogerina: good

Rogerina: can you play the drums? 

 

Cardi B is typing….

 

Cardi B: yes

 

Rogerina: that took a while.. 

 

Cardi B: i got a text from a friend of mine, he just got approved! 

 

Rogerina: for what? 

 

Cardi B: a buddy program thing, like they partner you up with someone 

Cardi B: most freshman sign up for it but not everyone goes through with it

 

Rogerina: i didn’t have that…

 

Cardi B: well sucks to be you 

 

Rogerina: go to the corner

 

Cardi B: -.-

 

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Chat: Hi welcome to chilis 

Members: Tall Boi(Gwilym Lee) 

Raw(Rami Malek) 

Cardi B(Ben Hardy) 

Mozzarella (Joe Mazzello) 

 

Friday 10:45 am

(what really happened) 

 

Cardi B: SOMEONE ASKED IF I KNOW THE DRUMS AND THAT SOMEONE IS ROGER    

 

Raw: your fucked

 

Tall Boi: just tell the truth? 

 

Cardi B: NOT AN OPTION! 

 

Mozzarella: lie

 

Cardi B: THANKS BABE 

 

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Mozzarella has named the chat ‘Father to son’! 

 

John Richard Deacon: why? 

 

Mozzarella: we kinda look the same ngl 

 

John Richard Deacon: your not wrong, 

John Richard Deacon: so, you like dinos? 

 

Mozzarella: ………..

 

John Richard Deacon: :3 

 

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Tall boi has named the chat ‘Smart guys.’! 

 

Brianmayforreal: have you dappled in astrophysics?  

 

Tall boi: kinda...when i was little i helped hedgehogs find homes 

 

Brianmayforreal: you are now my son. 

 

Tall Boi: wait what? 

 

Brianmayforreal: you are now my son. 

 

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Chat: hot tub boys 

Members:  Tall Boi(Gwilmy Lee) 

Mozzarella (Joe Mazzello) 

 

Friday 10:30 am 

 

Tall Boi: i know you named your chat w/ John father to son 

Tall Boi: change it 

 

Mozzarella: what why?? 

 

Tall boi: because i have a new dad now

 

Mozzarella: well me and John look a lot a like 

 

Tall Boi: yeah but you both are completely different! 

 

Mozzarella: no way! 

 

Tall Boi: >:/// 

 

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Chat: fuck this shit  

Members: John Richard Deacon (John Deacon) 

Brianmayforreal (Brain May) 

 

Friday 10:30 am 

 

Brianmayforreal: {myson.jpg} 

 

John Richard Deacon: nice

John Richard Deacon: he’s like 19 but you do you bri 

 

Brianmayforreal: thank you? 

 

John Richard Deacon: ;3

 

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Brainmayforreal has renamed the chat ‘Space nerds.’! 

 

Tall Boi: 0w0

 

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Chat: The Beatles

Members: Star child(Ringo Starr) 

Lemon(John Lennon)

Paul Blart Mall Cop (Paul Mccartny) 

Georgia (George Harrsion) 

 

Friday 11:45 am 

 

Paul Blart Mall cop: i wanna change my name 

 

Lemon: then do it

 

Paul Blart Mall cop: someone give me something

 

Lemon: ok then pretty boy ;) 

 

Paul blart mall cop has changed his name to Pretty Boy! 

 

Pretty Boy: thanks love~! 

 

Georgia: you know you have to change it everywhere right? 

 

Pretty Boy: it auto changes when i change it, 

 

Georgia: no it doesn’t, the defult mode is you change it one place and thats it 

 

Pretty Boy:....fuck 

 

Lemon: you only have like what? Three chats? 

 

Pretty boy: i’ll be right back

 

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Chat: if i had to pick a friend

Members: Star Child (Ringo starr) 

Paul blart mall cop(Paul Mccartny) 

 

Friday 11:47 am

 

Paul blart mall cop has changed his name to Pretty Boy! 

 

Pretty Boy: tell geo i kill you 

 

Star Child: noted 

 

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Rocketman has created a new chat! 

Rocketman has added ‘Egg Boy’ to the Chat! 

Rocketman has named the chat ‘You are now my son’! 

 

Egg Boy: hey reggie 

Egg Boy: what’s up? 

 

Rocketman: first my name is Elton John, Reginald is for forms and tax reasons 

 

Egg Boy: just go and change your name then?? Lol

 

Rocketman: can’t 

Rocketman: not yet anyway

 

Egg Boy: even when that day comes, i’ll still call you reggie :3 

 

Rocketman: fine 

 

Egg Boy: yay! :3333

 

Rocketman: god your innocent

 

Egg Boy: i mean im not but okay?? 

Egg Boy: {pug.jpg} 

 

Rocketman: you have a dog? 

 

Egg Boy: yup!  

 

Rocketman: your adorable 

 

Egg Boy: owo 

 

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Chat: blondes having fun

Members: Cardi B(Ben Hardy)

Egg Boy(Taron Egerton) 

 

Friday 11:50 am 

 

Egg Boy: {pug.jpg} 

 

Cardi B: {babies.jpg} 

 

Egg Boy: nice

 

Cardi B: nice


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Chat: the legends

Members: Bowie(David Bowie) 

Rocketman(Elton John)

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury)

Lemon(John Lennon) 

Brianmayforreal(Brian May)

John Richard Deacon(John Deacon) 

Rogerina(Roger Taylor

Star Child(Ringo Starr) 

Georgia(George Harrison) 

Pretty Boy(Paul Mccartny) 

Tall Boi(Gwilmy Lee)

Raw(Rami Malek) 

Cardi B(Ben Hardy) 

Mozzarella(Joe Mazzello) 

 

Friday 12:13 pm 

 

Rocketman: look at this little shit he is my son! 

Rocketman: {lookatmyson.jpg} 

 

Cardi B: am i a joke to you?

 

Rocketman: at this point i’m like a wine aunt for you

 

Killer Queen: wine step mom 

 

Rogerina: more of a hot cousin 

 

Pretty Boy: that your not sure how your related to 

 

Rogerina: exactly 

 

Lemon: did you two just agree??? 

 

Pretty boy: what no..oh fuck 

 

Rogerina: fuccckkkkk BRIAN!!! 

 

Brianmayforreal: what 

 

Rogerina: come have sex with me, the more we do better then those two the better we are

 

Brianmayforreal: that’s not good logic

 

Rogerina: are you saying no to sex? 

 

Brianmayforreal: no im coming to you right now 

 

Pretty Boy: well shit 

 

Tall boi: what, Brian is like my dad 

 

Tall boi: i wish i could erase that from my mind…… 

 

Cardi B: sammee 

 

Rocketman: i just wanted to show off my son 

 

Raw: HE IS NOT YOUR SON JUST SOME KID FROM THAT STUPID BUDDY SYSTEM PROGRAM AND HE LOOKS LIKE A MUCH BETTER VERSION OF YOU BECAUSE HE BUFF LIKE BEN 

 

Raw has left the chat! 

 

Killer Queen: i’ll go talk to him… 

 

Killer Queen has left the chat! 

 

Lemon: want to talk about Mercury behind his back? 

 

John Richard Deacon: no 

 

Bowie: Reginald a word? 

 

Rocketman: fuck 

 

~.~ 

Chat: fuck da poilce 

Members: Rocketman(Elton John) 

Bowie(David Bowie) 

 

Friday 12:20pm 

 

Bowie: reggie what the fuck 

 

Rocketman: your don’t get to call me reggie! 

 

Bowie: well it got your attention didn’t it? 

 

Rocketman:.....

 

Bowie: i told you leaving those kids was going to mess them up! 

Bowie: it’s just curle. 

 

Rocketman: i know your trying to guilt me

Rocketman: but i had to leave them 

 

Bowie: leaving your old kids for a new one?? 

 

Rocketman: shut up your making sound like a white dad

 

Bowie: THEN STOP ACTING LIKE ONE!! 

 

Rocketman: fine

 

Bowie: look im sorry but chances are they looked up to you very quickly, and then just as quickly you left them for someone else, 

Bowie: all im saying is that you could apologize and maybe reconnect with them 

 

Rocketman: alright, but chances are one of them blocked me

 

Bowie: no they didn’t 

 

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Chat: RocketRaw

Members: Raw(Rami Malek)

Rocketman(Elton John) 

 

Friday 12:25 pm 

 

Rocketman: hey rams

Rocketman: look can we just talk? 

 

User has blocked you from sending/receiving messages to them! 

 

~.~

Chat: Hey there demons

Members: Cardi B(Ben Hardy)

Rocketman(Elton John)

 

Friday 12:27 pm 

 

Rocketman: hey benny 

 

Cardi B: don’t call me that

Cardi B: don;t even talk to me Elton 

 

Cardi B has blocked Rocketman from sending messages! 

 

~.~

Chat: the boys

Members: Tall boi(Gwilym Lee)

Rocketman(Elton John)

 

Friday 12:31 pm

 

Rocketman: gwil please

 

Tall boi: what? 

 

Rocketman: please just listen to me

 

Tall boi: whatever it is just can it! 

 

Rocketman: please

 

Tall boi: no

 

Tall boi has blocked you from sending messages! 

 

~.~

Chat: don’t fuck with me 

Members: Mozzarella(Joe Mazzello)

Rocketman(Elton John) 

 

Friday 12:34 pm 

 

Rocketman: joe before you block me just know im sorry i just left you guys and replaced you with Taron and i just want you guys to know that i saw you four like either fun cousins or those cousins that kind of annoy me but i love them anyways

 

Mozzarella: i’m listening

 

Rocketman: please just forgive me, i’ll do whatever you want

 

Mozzarella: i’ll think about it

 

~.~

Chat: fuck da poilce

Members: Bowie(David Bowie)

Rocketman(Elton John)

 

Friday 12:45 Pm

 

Rocketman: {Itoldyou.jpg}

 

Bowie: well at least Joe is willing to wait 

 

Rocketman: yeah i guess..

 

~.~ 

(Meanwhile)

 

Chat: It’s talent!

Members: Raw(Rami Malek)

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury) 

 

Friday 12:20pm 

 

Killer Queen: darling are you okay? 

 

Raw: yeah 

 

Killer Queen: no your not

 

Raw: no i’m not

 

Killer Queen: dear, just tell me what’s wrong, please? 

Killer Queen: i won’t tell a soul 

 

Raw: i don’t wanna talk about it

 

Killer Queen: are you sure dear?

 

Raw: yeah

 

Killer Queen: alright just know i’m here, and so are your friends

 

Raw: thanks fred. 

 

Killer Queen: of course darling

 

~.~ 

Chat: Fabulous bitches  

Members: Rocketman(Elton John) 

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury) 

 

Friday 12:23 pm 

 

Killer Queen: SHARON YOU MESSED THE FUCK UP 

 

Rocketman: I KNOW

 

Killer Queen: fix it you made my son very upset

 

Rocketman: don’t sound like an entitled parent

 

Killer Queen: don’t force me Reg

 

Rocketman: goddam it DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY NAME??!!

 

Killer Queen: yes



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Chat: The Beatles

Members: Lemon(John Lennon)

Georgia(George Harrison)

Star Child(Ringo Starr)

Pretty Boy(Paul Mccartny) 

 

Friday 12:32 pm 

 

Georgia: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT CUTIE!!!! 

Georgia: {baby.jpg}

 

Star Child: awww babe!! 

 

Georgia: oops sorry wrong one

Georgia: {crabby.jpg}

 

Lemon: that’s a crab

 

Georgia: i was at the store and saw him and i’ve named him lin 

 

Star child: what the fuck 

 

Georgia: what? 

 

Pretty boy: come on geo, even John isn’t that deanse! 

 

Lemon: should i be insulted? 

 

Pretty Boy: maybe

 

Georgia: what it’s a crab 

 

Lemon: looks like a lobster to me 

 

Georgia: yeah i’m not really sure what lin is but meh

 

Pretty boy: @Star child where are you hon? 

 

Star Child has left the chat! 

 

Lemon: george fucked up 

 

~.~ 

Chat: Big time rush

Members: The smart one(Logan)

The done one(Kendell) 

The hot one(James)

The cute one(Carlos) 

 

Friday 12:38pm 

 

The cute one: sooo remember those guys who took over our dorm and then pushed down logan?? 

 

The smart one: yeah John Ringo Paul and George

 

The pretty one: i liked them 

 

The done one: what about them?

 

The cute one has added Star child to the chat!

 

Star child: geo made me upset 

 

The hot one: tell us ringo

 

Star child: he showed a cute picture of us right but then backtracked and sent a picture of a fucking crab lobster thing he he named lin. 

 

The cute one: aww 

 

The done one: yeah that 

The done one: that sucks

 

The smart one: he doesn’t deserve you 

 

The hot one: if he doesn’t treat you right then your gone 

 

The done one: your gone! 

 

The cute one: now GO chop his dick off! 

 

Star child: do any of you have girlfriends? 

 

The smart ones: nope

 

Star child: boyfriends?

 

The done one: yes 

 

The hot one: each other

 

The cute one: because we’er dating each other

 

Star child: cute

 

~.~ 

Chat: my darling~ 

Members: Killer King(Jim Hutton) 

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury) 

 

Friday 12:45 pm 

 

Killer Queen: darling i’m going to add someone very quickly alright? 

 

Killer King: okay?

 

Killer Queen has added Raw to the chat! 

 

Raw: this is just for a while 

 

Killer King: if your anything like freddie then…

 

Killer king has renamed the chat Fabulous family! 

 

Killer Queen: well that’s cute

 

Raw: oWo



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Chat: space nerds

Members: Brianmayforreal(Brian May)

Tall boi(Gwilmy Lee) 

 

Friday 12:46 pm 

 

Tall boi: im worried about rami 

 

Brianmayforreal: just give him some time to cool off 

 

Tall boi: but still :’(

 

Brianmayforreal: aw 

 

~.~

Chat: some sad gays

Members: Raw(Rami Malek)

Tall boi(Gwilmy Lee)

Mozzarella(Joe Mazzello) 

Cardi B(Ben Hardy)

The smart one(Logan) 

The hot one(James)

The cute one(Carlos)

The done one(Kendel) 

 

Friday 1:24 pm 

 

Raw: hey i looked at the settings

Raw: and we can fit one more guy 

 

The hot one: is he gay? 

 

Tall boi: or is she gay? 

 

Raw: yes 

 

Raw has added ‘Adam and steve’ to the chat! 

 

Adam and steve: ello! 

 

Cardi B: oh i know you!! 

 

Adam and steve: ??? 

Adam and steve: Ben??? 

 

Cardi B: ADAM! 

 

Mozzarella: wait..ADAM LAMBERT FROM ENGLISH CLASS

 

Adam and steve: JOE!! 

Adam and steve: hold up -GWILYM

 

Tall boi: ADAM 

 

The cute one: what’s happening?? 

 

Raw: one time we had a five person english report and Adam was new to the class and the teacher group him with us

 

Cardi B: at first we HATED each other 

 

Raw: i only liked joe at the time and thought ben was just a jock 

 

Mozzarella: i saw gwil as a threat and did not like him 

 

Tall boi: but we had to be together and the five of us just sorta clicked 

 

Raw: but i lost adam’s screen name

 

Adam and steve: but i lived bitch 

 

The smart one: well that’s nice

 

The done one: sounds like a getting together fic that the author might write but ok 

 

The hot one: what? 

 

Raw: but yeah, here’s adam 

 

Adam and steve: im here queer and living in fear

 

Raw: mood 

 

Adam and steve: lol


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CauOk so this isn't a chapter, nothing is wrong and i have some chapter ideas lined, but i want to bring this to attention 

 

I'm going to have a Q&A very soon, maybe after the next chapter or later this week. So here are some rules: 

 

1) you can ask either me or the character's iv'e written about in Chat: legends, Headcanons, Different Path met and caught on fire, and Caution.

2) nothing inappropriate 

3) i hope you have a nice day! 

I'll be taking questions until Sunday! 

Also one last thing, i will be posting a chapter twice during the weekend, one on Saturday and another on Sunday! No there won't be a Q&A, every Sunday, but a chapter that would either go to one of the stories listed above! And I'm working on a new story! Anyway, have a great week and please ask a question if you can! 

 

Bye!~<3 

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Chat: blondes having fun

Members: Cardi B(Ben Hardy)

Egg boy(Taron Egerton)

 

Friday 1:39 pm 

 

Cardi B: can i vent? 

 

Egg boy: no matter what i say you're going to so sure

 

Cardi B: okay so my friend looks up to people pretty quick, and we had a mentor type guy right? So he signed up for this buddy program thing, the mentor got approved and diched us for the guy he was now mentoring and fucking dropped us of with some guys he knew

 

Egg boy: pause 

Egg boy: did you know the guys and maybe just maybe he saw you would be happier with them? 

 

Cardi B: Well yeah we know them, it’s just later on we’re all put in a group chat and he sends pictures of him and the kid

Cardi B: starts calling him his son 

 

Egg boy: i feel bad for the kid, being dragged into that

 

Cardi B: yeah well, it was mostly just their chat, still my friend freaked out and yells at him, and leaves. 

 

Egg boy: man i’m sorry 

 

Cardi B: he tries to dm not only my friend but us, me and the others he left

 

Egg boy: well did you block him??

 

Cardi B: duh, we all blocked him 

 

Egg boy: man i’m sorry for that 

 

Cardi B: yeah it’s whatever at this point

 

Egg boy: still mate 

 

~.~ 

Chat: The beatles

Members: Lemon(John Lennon)

Pretty boy(Paul Mccartny) 

Georgia(George Harrison) 

 

Friday 1:57 pm 

 

Lemon: geo you have fucked up, if Ringo hasn't asked any of us to add him back yet

 

Georgia: yeah i know 

 

Lemon: and i usally fuck up 

 

Georgia: I KNOW

 

Lemon: im just saying 

 

Pretty boy: john stop 

Pretty boy: geo just say your sorry and add him back, this chat is sad with out him 

 

Lemon: am i not enough for u

 

Pretty boy: no 

 

~.~

Chat: Starrison 

Members: Georgia(George Harrison) 

Star Child(Ringo Starr) 

 

Friday 2:01 

 

Georgia: look i know why you don’t want to talk to me but listen. 

Georgia: im sorry if i made our relationship seem unimportant 

 

Star child: and? 

 

Georgia: and i acted rotten 

 

Star child: and?? 

 

Georgia: and sending that picture of the crab/lobster named lin 

 

Star child: are you going to make it up to me? 

 

Georgia: of course babe

 

Star child: fine, im still pissed and expect a face to face apology from you 

 

Georgia: anything

 

Star child: ok? ^w^ add me back pls

 

Georgia: anything for you baby 

 

~.~

Chat: The Beatles 

Members: Lemon(John Lennon) 

Pretty boy(Paul Mccartny)

Georgia(George Harrison) 

 

Friday 2:09 pm 

 

Georgia has added Star child to the chat! 

 

Pretty Boy: thank god 

 

Lemon: ha gayyyy

 

Pretty boy: so were you last night 

 

Star child: what happened last night? 

 

Pretty boy: we we’re at the store and he found some cute pens

Pretty boy: and i told him those are cute 

Pretty boy: and he sais that was gay and im like we’ve been dating for 2 years

 

Star child: like that vine? 

 

Lemon: yeah ;) 

 

~.~ 

Chat: legends 

Members: Bowie(David Bowie)

Rocketman(Elton John)

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury) 

 

Friday 2:26 pm 

 

Rocketman: {hope.jpg} 

 

Killer Queen: well of course he blocked you darling 

 

Bowie: point

 

Killer Queen: thank you 

 

Rocketman: i know, but joe is very willing to listen 

 

Killer Queen: he did listen but didn’t answer

 

Bowie: *i know but at least joe didn’t block me 

 

Rocketman: bitch 

 

Bowie: still 




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Chat: modern losers club

Members: Raw(Rami Malek) 

Tall boi(Gwilym Lee) 

Cardi B(Ben Hardy) 

Mozzarella(Joe Mazzello) 

Aaron Burr sir(Aaron McCuster)

Lucy goosey(Lucy Boynton)

Princey(Allen Leech) 

 

Friday 2:33pm 

 

Raw: wait why are we the modern losers club? 

 

Princey: cause the author is running out of ideas 

 

Aaron Burr Sir: wat 

 

Lucy goosey: there are seven of us and seven of them 

Lucy goosey: plus we fit the roles

 

Tall boi: explain 

 

Lucy goosey: well Rami is like the leader, like Bill Denbrough 

 

Raw: aw, i think 

 

Lucy goosey: Gwilym is like Stanley smart and dealing with our shit

 

Tall boi: very true 

 

Lucy goosey: Aaron is ben cause he’s smart and kind 

 

Aaron Burr Sir: your not wrong 

 

Lucy goosey: ben is eddie while Joe would be richie 

 

Cardi B: how dare

 

Mozzarella: your not wrong not gonna lie

 

Lucy goosey: thank you joseph

Lucy goosey: allen is mike and i’m bev 

 

Princey: alright 

 

Lucy goosey: :) 

 

~.~ 

Has created a chat! 

Has added Killer Queen and Lemon to the chat!

Has added Yoko nono to the chat! 

 

Lemon: oh fuck no

Lemon: who the fuck are you? Why the fuck is my ex here?? Why the fuck is fucking Mercury here??? 

 

Yoko nono: johnny! Why haven’t you called me back?? 

 

Lemon: because we AREN’T TOGETHER YOKO

 

Yoko nono: yes we are!! 

 

Killer Queen: even i can tell your crazy darling and im leaving! 

 

???: no 

 

Killer Queen: yes 

 

Killer Queen has left the chat! 

Has added Killer Queen to the chat! 

 

???: can’t let you do that  

 

Yoko nono: johnny there’s a new movie out, let’s go see it! 

 

Lemon: for the last time NO

 

Killer Queen: what is this? Hell 

 

Lemon: feels like it

 

???: no, just letting you know that if you ever talk to that fucking bunch of losers, 

 

Yoko nono: that man whore 

 

???: and those stupid kids we’ll know and take them out of the picture 

 

Lemon: leave paul out of this! 

 

Killer Queen: don’t you dare bring them into this!! 

 

???: then stop all contact, your friends, Hutton, the twerps everyone 

 

Lemon: and if we don’t? 

 

Yoko nono: we could make their lives living hell 

 

Killer Queen: ...no 

 

Lemon: i am not going to be black mailed, paul and the boys can handle themselves

 

Killer Queen: you aren a threat, i boxed, fight me you fucking pig 

 

Killer Queen has left the chat! 

Lemon has left the chat! 



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Killer Queen has made a new chat! 

Killer Queen has added Brianmayforreal, Rogerina, John Richard Deacon, and Killer King to the chat! 

 

Killer Queen: {help.jpg}

 

Killer King: what the hell 

 

Rogerina: who the hell does he think he 

 

Brianmayforreal: what the fuck

 

Killer Queen: i have a plan, we act 

 

Rogerina: wat 

 

Killer Queen: i act like im cutting all contact with you all 

 

John Richard Deacon: yeah no 

 

Killer King: darling i love you but that won’t work 

Killer KIng: whoever this is, they are dangerous, and most likely will know your lying 

 

Killer Queen: then what do i do? 

 

Brianmayforreal: tell an officer 

 

Killer Queen: what if they find out? 

 

John Richard Deacon: well, then you need to talk to John 

 

Killer King: 3 

 

Killer Queen: no 

 

Killer King: 2 

 

Rogerina: why do you hate him so much?!

 

Killer King: 1 

 

Killer Queen: because John Winston Lennon is a fucking nightmare and i want to fucking push him down a flight of stairs 

 

Killer King: dear, calm down alright

 

Killer Queen: no 

 

Brianmayforreal: well it’s not like we could do anything else, sorry mate

 

Killer Queen: so it’s either help Lennon and myself and hope for the best 

Killer Queen: or we can do this ourselves? 

 

Killer King: no 

 

~.~

Chat: The beatles

Members: Lemon(John Lennon)

Pretty Boy(Paul Mccartnay) 

Georgia(George Harrison) 

Star Child(Ringo Starr) 

 

Friday 3:12pm 

 

Lemon: {Help.jpg} 

 

Pretty Boy: what the fuck 

 

Georgia: i thought you blocked her? 

 

Lemon: i did! 

 

Star Child: well you didn’t do a good job

 

Lemon: shut up ringo 

 

Star child: aw :( 

 

Georgia: john c'mon mate

 

Lemon: fine, just it’s like reliving freshman year

 

Pretty boy: or when we met 

 

Star child: also true 

 

Lemon: so what can we do 

 

Georgia: no, what can you and Freddie do 

 

Lemon: what? 

 

Pretty boy: johnny, you were not alone with Yoko and the other guy. 

Pretty boy: no tell us and the court what  you should do 

 

Star child: have you’ve been watching Law & Order SVU?

 

Pretty Boy: yeah :// 

 

Lemon: i am not talking to that man 

 

Pretty boy: well then im out of ideas

 

Georgia: well i have an idea

 

~.~ 

Chat: untitled 

Members: Georgia(Georgia Harrison) 

John Richard Deacon(John Deacon)

 

Friday 3: 27pm 

 

Georgia: look, you and i both know that John and Mercury are in no condiction to fight these people

 

John Richard Deacon: your right

 

Georgia: we need to guide them 

 

John Richard Deacon:...im listening 

 

~.~

John Richard Deacon had created a new chat! 

John Richard Deacon has added Georgia to the chat! 

 

Georgia has added the group ‘The Beatles’ to the chat! 

 

John Richard Deacon has added the group ‘untitled’ to the chat! 

 

Georgia: now we are going to be fucking adults 

 

John Richard Deacon: and work out a fucking plan

 

Rogerina: fuck now there’s two of them  


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Chat: some sad gays 

Members: Raw(Rami Malek)

Tall boi(Gwilym Lee)

Cardi B(Ben Hardy)

Mozzarella(Joe Mazzello) 

The smart one(Logan) 

The hot one(James)

The cute one(Carlos) 

The done one(Kendell) 

Adam and Steve(Adam Lambert) 

 

Friday 4:20pm 

 

Adam and Steve: want to know what sucks

 

The cute one: taxes 

 

Raw: racism

 

Cardi B: entitled moms who think their kids are better than others

 

The smart one: weather or not good omens will get a second season? 

 

Adam and Steve: all of those but my hand got stuck in the vending machines again :( 

 

Raw: how?? 

 

Adam and Steve: i payed for my skittles IM GETTING MY SKITTLES 

 

Cardi B: loser 

 

Adam and Steve: :(( sult up 

Adam and Steve: fuckk *shut up 

 

Raw: do you need help? 

 

Adam and Steve:...yes 

 

Raw: which vm? 

 

Adam ans Steve: the one near the dorms, in the lecture hall before 1B 

 

Raw: alright i’ll be there soon 

 

Adam and Steve: thank you :)) 

 

~.~

Chat: the Malek boiss 

Members: Salami(Sami Malek) 

Raw(Rami Malek) 

 

Friday 4:37 pm

 

Salami: hey guess what 

 

Raw: what? 

 

Salami: im outside

 

Raw: me too? Im trying to help an idiot hold up 

 

~.~ 

Friday 5:13pm 

 

Raw: we had to get Ben, Carlos and a trip to the nurse but now Adam has his fucking skittles 

 

Salami: great, now come to your dorm 

 

Raw: why?? 

 

Salami: i got a surprise 

 

Raw: do you order those potato messages again? :)

 

Salami: maybe~ 

 

Raw: omw 

 

~.~ 

Chat: it’s talent 

Members: Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury) 

Raw(Rami Malek) 

 

Friday 6:13pm

 

Raw: i warned you Freddie

 

Killer Queen: ? 

 

Raw: talk to those idiots/twerps and i make their lives hell 

 

Killer Queen: no leave them alone! 

 

Raw: can’t you didn’t Listen. 

 

Killer Queen: what. Do. you. Want? 

 

Raw: get back together with me, i’m much better than that awful man

 

Killer Queen: You’re that one that’s awful Prenter. 

 

Raw: sticks and stones my dear. 

 

Raw: {address pinned} 

Raw: come here, tomorrow night.

 

Killer Queen: and if i refuse? 

 

Raw: he has some friends. 

 

Killer Queen: you wouldn’t

 

Raw: would i? 

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Chat: untitled 

Members: John Richard Deacon(John Deacon) 

Georgia(George Harrison) 

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury) 

Rogerina(Roger Taylor)

Brianmayforreal(Brian May)

John Richard Deacon(John Deacon) 

Killer King(Jim Hutton) 

Lemon(John Lennon) 

Pretty Boy(Paul Mccartney) 

Star Child(Ringo Starr)

 

Friday 6:17pm 

 

Killer Queen: {to.far.jpg} 

 

Killer King: no that to far 

 

Rogerina: fuck, i’m gonna check on him 

 

Brianmayforreal: i;m going with you 

 

Killer King: boys,

 

Rogerina: should i bring a bat? Just in case

 

Killer King: i have a shovel

 

Lemon: WELL AT LEAST BE OPTIMISTIC 

 

Killer King: i;m talking as in protection 

Killer Kilng: Roger may be like an stoppable force and Brian a tall poodle but a shovel would work 

 

John Richard Deacon: i mean...he’s not wrong. 

 

Killer Queen: be safe dears. 

 

~.~ 

Friday 7:12pm 

 

Killer King: bad news, three doors have been broken 

Killer King: good news, not only did we find Rami but his twin brother Sami! 

 

Killer Queen: oh thank god

 

Lemon: hes a twin??

 

Pretty Boy:...he warned both of you 

Pretty Boy: and this fucking happened. 

 

Lemon: calm down macca 

 

Pretty Boy: no! He didn’t fucking hesitate to go after a fucking 17 year old!!

 

Killer Queen: he’s 19 

 

Pretty Boy: that doesn’t change any-wait he’s 19?? 

Pretty Boy: he looks so young?? 

 

Lemon: i have a thought 

 

Star Child: thats dangerous 

 

Lemon: stfu 

Lemon: but anyone close to us thats accessible, like anyone here, those freshman, David and Elton, we just need to keep tabs on them 

 

Georgia: like make accounts private? 

 

Lemon: exactly! 

 

John Richard Deacon: its a good start. 

 

Killer Queen: i’m going to check on the boys, 

 

~.~

Friday 8:10pm 

 

Killer Queen: currently with Maylor and my sons and husband. 

 

Killer King: aww you see us married

 

Killer Queen: of course 

 

Rogerina: gayyyy 

 

Brianmayforreal: says you when we checked the place you cried and kissed me 

 

Rogerina: i cried because i was worried for Rami and Sami 

 

Brianmayforreal: alright love, 

 

Killer King: but they’re fine, nothing bad happened. Sami was going to surprise his brother and got knocked out because they’re identical. His phone was used to text Rami and he got knocked out. 

Killer King: other than that, the boys are fine. 

 

Killer Queen: the door is broken though 

 

Rogerina: i do and don’t regret that 



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Chat: The legends 

Members: Bowie(David Bowie)

Rocketman(Elton John)

Lemon(John Lennon)

Brainmayforreal(Brain May)

Rogerina(Roger Taylor) 

John Richard Deacon(John Deacon) 

Pretty Boy(Paul Mccartny) 

Star Child(Ringo Starr)

Georgia(George Harrison)

Cardi B(Ben Hardy) 

Tall boi(Gwilym Lee) 

Mozzarella(Joe Mazzello) 

 

Friday 9:19pm 

 

Brainmayforreal has added Killer Queen, Raw, and Killer King to the chat! 

 

Georgia has made the chat private! 

 

Killer Queen: darling don’t leave this, 

 

Georgia: he can’t either way 

 

Raw: whatever

 

John Richard Deacon: so no one leave because someone may or may not try to either kill you or make your life a living hell

 

Rocketman: i’m sorry what?

 

Bowie: question

 

Lemon: answer 

 

Bowie: is it bad i know you both? 

 

Lemon: depends on how we play our cards

 

Bowie: great 

 

Killer Queen: we have to lay low, go to things in groups. 

 

Tall boi: alright 

 

Killer Queen: i’m sorry i got you all into this 

 

Lemon: you should be

 

Killer King: NO

Killer King: LENNON JUST NO 

 

Pretty Boy: babe you fucked up 

 

Killer King: IT;S YOUR EX THAT’S PART OF THIS SHIT SHOW

Killer King: DON’T YOU DARE PUT THE “BLAME” ON FREDDIE, YOU ARE PART OF THIS AS WELL 

 

Killer Queen: darling, calm down

 

Killer King: i’m sorry 

 

Killer Queen: it’s fine, just calm down

 

Star Child: john say your sorry 

 

Lemon: i’m sorry 

 

Killer Queen: it’s whatever, we’ll talk about this later 

 

Lemon: ok 

 

Rogerina: now it’s time for lock down mood.  



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Chat: fabulous family 

Members: Killer King(Jim Hutton) 

Killer Queen(Freddie Mercury) 

Raw(Rami Malek) 

 

Friday 9:45pm 

 

Killer King: are you sure your ok rami? 

 

Raw: for the last time jim im fine

 

Killer Queen: dear we’re just worried about you 

 

Raw: well don’t be. 

 

Killer King: calm down

 

Raw: whatever, im gonna stay with Joe and Ben for the night

Raw: sami’s coming with me

 

Killer Queen: ok text me when your there

 

Raw: ok

 

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Friday 10:19 pm

 

Raw: im with them 

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Killer Queen:lock all doors

 

Raw: i will 

 

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Chat: the soon to be not ex’s 

Members: Yoko nono (Yoko Ono)

Printing press(Paul Prenter) 

 

Saturday 6:14 am

 

Yoko nono: bad news, I can’t spy on them anymore :(

 

Printing Press: what?!

 

Yoko nono: they made their chats private 

 

Printing press: you could do that?!?

 

Yoko nono: apparently 

Yoko nono: can we stop?? Like I really just hate Mccarnty and the other two the others have literally nothing to do with this

 

Printing press: No! Your a part of this now Ono! 

 

Yoko nono: apart of stupid threats and scaring freshmen??

 

Printing press:.....

 

Yoko nono: what did you do?

 

Printing press: nothing 

 

Yoko nono: What. Did. You. Do?

 

Printing press: uhhhhh

 

Yoko nono: you did something!! Ughh Fuck!! 

 

Printing press: don’t be over dramatic 

 

Yoko nono: well you fucked up!!

 

Printing press: no, WE fucked up

 

Yoko nono: go to hell Prenter!!!

 

Yoko nono has left the chat!