Hakim Ziyech has added Noussair Mazraoui, Matthijs de Ligt, Frenkie de Jong, Lasse Schöne, KJ Huntelaar, Donny van de Beek, Andre Onana, Nico Tagliafico, Daley Blind, and Lisandro Magallan to the chat
Hakim: I thought we needed a group chat
Hakim: For Ajax, you know
Noussair: you’re so full of it
Noussair: you just complained about being bored for the last half hour
Noussair: Hakimi and I TRIED to get you to swim with us
Noussair: ...instead you made a group chat?
Donny: Hey I like this idea
Matthijs: Why didn’t we add Dus?
Matthijs: But we added Licha?
Matthijs: Sorry Licha :(
KJ: no carel??
Noussair: he’s bored, not smart
Hakim: why are you so mean to me babe
Donny: b a be??
Matthijs: Did we miss something??
Lasse: I’m muting you
Nico: Lasse it’s been five minutes
Hakim: Speaking or grumpy Danes, I DO know I forgot someone
Hakim Ziyech has added Kasper Dolberg to the chat
Kasper: We already had a group chat
Kasper: What is this??
Daley: hakim is bored
Donny: did we all miss the part where hakim called nous “babe” or did i imagine that too?
Matthijs: oh about that, since when was this a thing?
Noussair: i missed out on that being a thing too
Hakim: It’s just a nickname everyone is babe
KJ: Lasse, come back babe
Lasse: Don’t do that
Nico: Where is Dusan? Carel? Veltman?
Frenkie: I thought you couldn’t speak English Nico
Nico: I tHoUght yOu cOuldn’T sPeaK eNgliSh nIco
Andre: He’s Argentine not stupid
Andre: On second thought maybe they’re the same thing
Hakim: Good point
Hakim Ziyech has added Joël Veltman to the chat
KJ: Why is Frenkiestein here but not the other Daley or Lisandro?
Matthijs: You’re not an Ajax player, Frenk
Andre: oh deary me
Kasper: the irony
Daley: Hey the Danes completed a rhyme!
Andre: The who now?
Frenkie: Daley do you think before you speak
Daley: Did you think before transferring to FC Croatialona?
Lasse: Lmfao oh shit
Hakim: Nous is laughing like a goblin
Donny: Hey welcome back Lasse!
Lasse: It’s Rasmus, why didn’t you add me?
Hakim: Good point
Donny: Too soon to be adding any Portuguese 😔
Hakim: Does nobody have a memorable nationality??
Nico: If you get a yellow before the second leg, does it even make a sound? Do you pass the round of eight?
Nico: The answer is yes
Nico: Wij Zijn Ajax, bitches
Daley: ~Frenkie don’t interact~
Matthijs: Veltman can you do anything but read the chat and ghost?
KJ: I mean he kind of looks like a ghost
Donny: @Hakim what does a goblin laughing sound like
Hakim: Like Nous the Goose
Noussair: Nous the goose
Daley: Nous the goose
KJ: Nous the goose
Nico: Nous the goose
Kasper: You laugh kind of like a goose Donny
Donny: Am I a cute goose? :)
Kasper: Sure Don you’re the cutest goose
Frenkie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lisandro: Okay the other Lisandro? New Lisandro?
Andre: Didn’t you hear Donny? It’s tOo early for new pOrtuGese!1!1
Donny: oh wait
Hakim: Good point
Hakim Ziyech has added Bruno Varela
Bruno: Hi hi hi
Frenkie: You added the one Portuguese we have
Hakim: And? Bite me.
KJ: Woah there
Bruno: Why no Portuguese?
Matthijs: cough nations league final cough
Andre: He didn’t even
Bruno: I didn’t even play
Hakim: EXACTLY @Donny
Donny: Whatever. Ooh add the other Daley
Lasse: And Dusan
Kasper: I thought you left?
Lasse: Sometimes I am Hakim
Lasse: Do dumb stuff when I’m bored
Lasse: Like checking this chat
Hakim Ziyech has added Daley Sinkgraven, Carel Eiting, Lisandro Martínez, Dušan Tadić, and Rasmus Nissan Kristensen
Rasmus: took you long enough
Hakim: I brought you into this group chat I can take you out just as easily
Daley: woah calm down mom
Daley: Yeah Mama calm please
Lisandro: How can we tell the Daleys apart??
Lisandro: good point
Daley: I’m Blind
Hakim: then how are you playing ://
Blind: I’m Daley Blind
Blind: You can keep your name, Sinkie
Dušan: Hello friends!
Bruno: Wait did you seriously not add Neres??
Frenkie: holy shit we forgot Neres
Matthijs: Correction: Hakim forgot Neres.
Noussair: Keem forgot half the roster
KJ: Well isn’t that unfortunate
Lisandro: So I think you should be Lisandro M. And I’m regular Lisandro
Nico: aren’t you both... Lisandro M.?
Licha: Is this better
Lisandro: I just got here help
Andre: You are in for a ride my friend
Donny: Don’t you all speak Spanish? Why English?
Frenkie: I don’t see us speaking Dutch, Don
Matthijs: or Dus speaking Serbian
Dušan: Nobody speaks Serbian here!
Bruno: I could probably talk to someone in my native language
Bruno: IF SOMEONE WOULD ADD NERES
Noussair: keem what language do we speak
Hakim: Whatever we want to speak in babe
Blind: Oh yeah you weren’t here for that
Blind: Ziyechinho says it’s a nickname for everyone
Blind: but has only used it for Nous
Daley: Where’s my babe?
Hakim: oh yeah I forgot to add him
Hakim Ziyech has added Václav Černý
Daley: ❤️ :)
Václav: didn’t we already have a group chat?
KJ: Yeah But Hakim made another
Hakim: That was for training. This is for cool kids and fun
Andre: Minus Neres
Bruno: We want Neres!
Dušan: A kid. I feel 19 and hip again.
Matthijs: I am 19 and hip
Carel: I’m 21 and almost broke my hip
Donny: Oof too soon Carel
Carel: I’m the one who got the surgery though-
Nico: Neres anyone??
Licha: Hakim can we add Neres?
Blind: He makes one good point
Noussair: why don’t you add david
Hakim: He Knows What He Did
Kasper: ... What did he do
Andre: Now I’m scared of Neres
Nico: Ik zet herres ik zet herres
Matthijs: Op die flank als David
Frenkie: Imagine not being in the song
Lasse: Imagine playing under Valverde right now
Daley: Lasse comes to roast and leaves again
Daley: I relate
Kasper: my aesthetic tbh
Donny: Your aesthetic is being adorable!
Václav: How much did I miss??
Lisandro: I third that
Daley: I fourth that
KJ: I’ve been here the whole time and I’m not even sure
Nico: Are we ever sure? Is sure a feeling? An emotion? A doubt? Am I sure I play for Argentina? Countries are a concept. The world is my Pangea and I play for Mother Nature.
Hakim: Fuckin hell Galileo where did that come from
Matthijs: the heart
Frenkie: The Soul
Licha: The existential crisis
Dušan: Can I play for Argentina then?
Nico: No I don’t want to be battered by Ukraine
Noussair: Nous the goose has returned I’m dead
Dušan: At least we made it to the World Cup!
Lisandro: We did too tho
Licha: It wasn’t one to remember but yeah
Dušan: If Ghandi here wants to play for everyone he can play for the Dutch too. Boom roasted.
Matthijs: What’s that supposed to mean?
Frenkie: Oof ouch that hurted
Donny: Koeman is mean to me but HEY
Blind: Suddenly I am my name. I cannot see
Carel: I wasn’t called up but.... harsh
Andre: We’re in a group chat because of a Dutch club though
Václav: World Cups are for losers
Bruno: Okay but can somebody add Neres??