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"Methinks Julian's enjoying his role a little too much, sir."

"If he makes another dick joke, I'm going to shoot him up the arse, Sergeant. Tell him that."

"Yes, sir."

"C'mon, Sean. It's all in good fun. And Daragh likes your dick well enough."

"Hit him, Sergeant."

"All right! So you like to role-play, eh? Jolly good fun, I suppose, though I don't hold with it. Sort of like raising from the ranks."

"Shut up, Prince. And, Harper?"

"Yes, sir?"

"Stop touching me dick."

"I thought ye liked it, sir."

"Polish him until he's Sharpe, Harper."

"Prinny?"

"Yes?"

"Shut up."